| alarm | 117 | | Entertainment Report November 2000 | 635 |
| Amazing Siding | 344 | | Entertainment Report April 2000 | 408 |
| Lisa Dance at Aquarium | 48 | | Entertainment Report July 2000 | 433 |
| A-Rod Grinch | 84 | | Lisa's Car | 398 |
| Asteroid X cell phone | 84 | | Lisa & Ted Crackerwagon | 228 |
| ATT @ Home | 28 | | Lisa Dance #1 | 669 |
| Clem in Auburn | 200 | | Lisa on Dori Intro | 28 |
| Surf Dude in Auburn | 348 | | Entertainment Report February 2000 | 357 |
| Auld La Monster Mash | 312 | | Lisa Foster Collection of Holiday Traffic Jingles | 300 |
| Baby Calf Name Suggestions | 104 | | Lisa & Jack 1 | 308 |
| Bat Story | 148 | | Lisa & Jack 2 | 275 |
| Brad Beagleman Celebrity Cars | 248 | | Lisa & Jack 3 | 257 |
| beagleman1 | 277 | | Lisa & Jack 4 | 420 |
| Brad Beagleman Super Success Seminar 1996 | 424 | | Lisa at the Movies | 277 |
| Bedtime Bubba | 296 | | Lisa Returns! | 371 |
| Brad Beagleman Four New Renton Dealerships | 363 | | Lisa Scratch & Snore | 177 |
| Big Al Anniversary Call | 116 | | Lisa Spider | 132 |
| Big Al Parade Call | 132 | | Lisa_vs_Nancy | 420 |
| Big 'S' Pass | 122 | | Lisa_vs_Nancy 2 | 332 |
| Billy & Nancy Return 2 | 53 | | Lisa, Jack & Maron | 2353 |
| Billy Sings | 111 | | Julie RB in London | 220 |
| Birthday Song | 251 | | Lonely Road | 168 |
| Blankenhurn's Speaking Dynamics School | 218 | | Loomis Balloon | 46 |
| Billy & Nancy Return! | 614 | | Loud Band | 245 |
| Bogart Golf Ad | 124 | | Loud Band 2 | 150 |
| Bon Marché Ad | 124 | | Maggots | 115 |
| Bowling Promo | 232 | | Marion & Mudders | 414 |
| BP_Promo | 124 | | Maxine Weather | 271 |
| Thelma Broadbottom's Rum Cake | 645 | | Milk Carton Derby Ad | 65 |
| Billy Saves the World | 626 | | Mis-Named Hydros | 292 |
| Mylt Buckner & KPLZ | 144 | | Mmmm | 297 |
| Pat Buttram is Bill Clinton | 122 | | Mole Urine | 295 |
| Buzz Blues | 263 | | Montalabo Pameron | 140 |
| Buzz Weather | 263 | | Mother In Law | 189 |
| Café Appacianato | 220 | | Mike Sheuey Eggo | 222 |
| Chipmunks | 410 | | Murphy on theThrone | 93 |
| Clem: Top 10 Things Lisa Should Do Now That's She's Working | 347 | | Mike Murphy Parade | 87 |
| Clem Phlergm at the Aquarium (Top 10 Things He Will Do If He Doesn't Win) | 228 | | My 49 Seconds | 295 |
| Clem: To 10 Euphemisms for Butt Crack | 332 | | My Doctor | 187 |
| Clem Phlergm Kingdome Slogan Suggestions | 208 | | Nancy | 2142 |
| Clem: Top 10 Ways to Reach a Conclusion in Florida | 490 | | Nancy Birth | 220 |
| Clem: Top 10 Tips for a Fun Date | 486 | | Nancy Calf Conversation | 548 |
| Clem: tp 10 Other Demands of Ken Griffy Jr. | 451 | | Nancy Ultrasound | 188 |
| Clem: Doin' It By Hand | 252 | | Nine Nasty Nose Diggers | 128 |
| Clem's Impostor | 273 | | Not Raining | 65 |
| Clem: Top 10 Punchlines to Irish Jokes | 360 | | Have a Happy Day Because You're Very Old | 33 |
| Clem & the John Report | 265 | | One Good Nose Hair Cliper.com | 264 |
| Clem: Top 10 Bob Knight Excuses | 381 | | Opininated Pat | 24 |
| Clem: Things Men Would Never Say | 218 | | Outback Pat | 228 |
| Clem: Top 10 Other Things, Besides Eggs, that Models are Selling | 264 | | Pandora's Clock | 118 |
| Clem Wants to Be the Producer | 157 | | Pants Too High | 318 |
| Clem Deals with THE MAN!! | 460 | | Pat Chipmunk Extract | 130 |
| Clem: Top 10 Cool Things About an Earthquake | 320 | | Pat Sound Effects | 93 |
| Clem: Top 10 Pieces of Advice for Rick Miller | 328 | | Pat & Tom Lykis | 59 |
| Clem: Top 10 Artificial Inseminator Pickup Lines | 445 | | Pat Pack Parade | 177 |
| Clem: Top 10 Punchlines to Artificial Insemenation Jokes | 533 | | Pat Praises Pat | 263 |
| Clem: Top 10 Bad Things About Being an Artifical Insemenator | 641 | | Pat's Underwear | 271 |
| Clem: Top 10 Cool Things About Working At a Small Market Radio Station | 453 | | PBS Pat | 230 |
| Clem: Top 10 Other Uses for Pig Spleens | 418 | | Pat Pack Peanut Gallery | 81 |
| Clem: Top 10 Things Clem Phlergm Is Thankful For | 392 | | Pete Sovine | 351 |
| Clem: Top 10 Least Popular Toys | 432 | | Phone Probs | 247 |
| Clem: Top 10 Bad Ideas for Valentine's Day | 337 | | phoney food | 288 |
| Clem: Top 10 Popular Booths at the NW Women's Show | 343 | | Pie Mush | 106 |
| Closet Lady | 379 | | What Are You Pointing At? | 36 |
| Colin's Pet Vote Suggestions | 191 | | Pool Poo | 242 |
| Commercials Interrupted by a Show | 255 | | Poop Traffic | 173 |
| Pat's Audition Reel at Bad Animals | Stream | | Poop in the Yard | 195 |
| 'Mr. Ormsby?' Complaint | 143 | | Primachord | 275 |
| Ted Crackerwagon on the Web | 134 | | Proprecia 1 | 175 |
| Ted Crackerwagon & Goose Poop | 2173 | | Proprecia 2 | 202 |
| Ted Crackerwagon and Gary Hoffman | 2208 | | Proprecia 3 | 261 |
| Ted Crackerwagon in Stereo | 126 | | Hemorrhoids: They're No Fun | 126 |
| Cynthia | 367 | | Rhyming Dictionary 1 | 132 |
| Cynthia 2 | 408 | | Rhyming Dictionary 2 | 148 |
| Darrell' s Cheap Car | 157 | | Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium 1 | 109 |
| Death of a Salesman | 109 | | Roscoe's Oriental Rug Emporium 2 | 136 |
| The 10 Second Delay is On! | 238 | | Those Rubber Things You Put On Your Finger To Make Turning Pages Easier.com | 100 |
| Events and 'Der Der Der' Adventures | 287 | | Shaun, Spelled SEAN | 271 |
| Do Ya Wanna Do Dat? | 346 | | You Say Hukies, I Say Cougars | 383 |
| Drew's 'Famous' Party Mix | 159 | | Paul Schell Parade 2 | 269 |
| Duck Plucker | 167 | | Paul Schell Parad | 304 |
| Ducks Will Be In Gravy Tonite | 255 | | Seven Second Reaction | 297 |
| Dudly & Six | 265 | | Six Month Anniversary 1 | 248 |
| Dueling Kazoos | 119 | | Six Month Anniversary 2 | 80 |
| Eggo Recipe | 116 | | Skank | 69 |
| Eggo Parade | 253 | | Ski Trip Beg | 379 |
| Egg Salad Sandwiches | 537 | | Smhoo at the Rose Bowl | 56 |
| Email Patsy | 291 | | It's So KOMO | 218 |
| Entertainment Report August 2000 | 575 | | Pat's Son Craps | 220 |
| Evil Hands | 274 | | Mr. Spencer Massage | 138 |
| These are the Faces of Erectile Dysfunction | 224 | | Squish | 238 |
| Fart Bomb | 222 | | Stan's Wife's Birthday | 102 |
| Fat Assman Wedding Proposal | 150 | | Stereo Pat | 261 |
| Football ID | 20 | | StinCo Miracle Worker | 392 |
| Fight Sorrow | 114 | | Stop Smoking Seminar | 183 |
| Rod Danz, the First Time | 118 | | Stouthearted Men | 107 |
| First Lemon in the Butt | 181 | | St. Pat | 388 |
| Frida Fart | 138 | | Summer Time | 271 |
| Pat & Gertrude | 236 | | Surf Dude on Clem | 156 |
| Bob Robertson and Ground Hog's Day | 104 | | Surf Dude's Lard-Ass Comment | 160 |
| Gary Hoffman Wizz | 22 | | Surf Dude Sludge | 126 |
| Good Morning | 264 | | Surf Dude in the Storm | 193 |
| Gorlic Eight Pound Upright | 116 | | Tenative Applause | 32 |
| Once a Day, Vulcan Class, Low Sodium, Cloraspar, Floraphlaven, Philligestion Galvaphase 2000 #1 | 213 | | Dave Irish's 'The Cashman' | 319 |
| Once a Day, Vulcan Class, Low Sodium, Cloraspar, Floraphlaven, Philligestion Galvaphase 2000 #2 | 277 | | The End | 43 |
| Greg: Professional Puke Sniffer | 299 | | Tom Lichen Show | 391 |
| Guests Stay in Jail | 222 | | Tom Brokaw | 333 |
| Harrold Tight Pants 2 | 573 | | Tom Jones Underware Story | 171 |
| Harrold Tight Pants | 320 | | Tony Roma's Ad | 122 |
| Harry in Lake City | 283 | | Clem: Top10 Reasons To Go Bowling at Regents Lanes | 223 |
| Harry Sings at the Aquarium | 120 | | Today's KING Jingle | 24 |
| Harry Armpit Farts | 345 | | Tootsie Plunkette Wedding Annoucement | 304 |
| Here Come the Beavers | 303 | | Toto Thing | 248 |
| Burt Higgins and the Pat Pack | 320 | | Toxic | 36 |
| I'm History | 50 | | Trisha Rat Story | 245 |
| Guy In the Honeybucket | 114 | | Old Man Joke | 185 |
| Hornsong | 158 | | Underrpants Crafters | 113 |
| hornspel | 110 | | Unsolicited Promo | 126 |
| Horror Stab | 212 | | Upside Down | 287 |
| Hortence | 263 | | Vermicular Diet | 134 |
| Husky Lisa | 2195 | | Water Cops | 124 |
| Ignite Mole | 2279 | | Wha Time Is It? | 119 |
| infomerc | 166 | | Why Does It Always Have To Be About Good Ratings | 410 |
| Irish Butcher | 257 | | Wilcox Farm Ad | 126 |
| Its No(t) Promo(ed) | 345 | | Steve Wilson & Dr. Laura | 257 |
| James Brown Wedding | 261 | | Steve Wilson and the Pat Pack | 316 |
| King County Select | 124 | | Steve Wilson and the Pat Pack2 | 281 |
| Kirby Honey | 2120 | | Lisa's Window Cleaner | 185 |
| Klunky Old Medina | 480 | | Lisa'sWindow Cleaner 2 | 83 |
| KOMO New Talk 1090 | 287 | | Wonder Log | 263 |
| KOMO tag | 227 | | It's a Wonderful Life 1 | 516 |
| KOMO Urnial | 114 | | It's a Wonderful Life 2 | 63 |
| Lame Lunch | 120 | | It's a Wonderful Life 3 | 718 |
| Larry's Fine Liquor | 18 | | It's a Wonderful Life 4 | 179 |
| laugh choke | 238 | | Wordy Crackerwagon | 120 |
| Linda/Lisa | 230 | | Ed Wynn/It's So KOMO | 60 |
| Rob Paulson Interview | 688 | | Xenical Fat Blocker | 108 |
| Brad Beagleman Jingles | 328 | | Clem: Top 10 Good Things About Being a Guy | 468 |
| Bob Nelson Diary | 384 | | Clem: Top 10 Least Popular Mexican Adventures | 324 |
| Bob Nelson Whipin' it Out | 72 | | Clem: Top 10 Other KOMO Slogan Suggestions | 420 |
| Two Headed Calf Sold! | 584 | | Pat Pack KUOW Day Sponsorship | 20 |
| Certainteed Ad | 128 | | Lisa Dance 2 | 196 |
| Cow Chip Burger | 572 | | Lisa Reads the Grinch | 784 |
| Clem: Top 10 Fire Fighter Activities That Sound Dirty, But Aren't | 424 | | Randy Reeves Rant | 128 |
| Carlson Cement | 284 | | Clem: Top 10 Good Things About Being a Cartoonist | 244 |
| Arthur's Parade Report | 132 | | Clem: Top 10 Punchlines to Golf Jokes | 176 |
| Clem: Top 10 Signs You're a Bad Superheroe | 620 | | Think Like a Man | 112 |
| 51-OFF-BY Comment Line Calls | 184 | | Profesor Gruenbrocker | 212 |
| Clem: Top 10 Punchlines to the Clown Joke | 324 | | Clem: Top 9 Survivor Pickup Lines | 164 |
| Lisa Shows Pat Her Corn | 280 | | Keeping a Uterus | 192 |
| Clem: Top 10 Mexican Travel Tips | 532 | | Sea & He Monkey in Mexico | 480 |
| Green Things Nursery | 112 | | Clem: Top 10 Punchlines to Mexican Jokes | 372 |
| Barbershop Quartet in Mexico | 380 | | Clambo's Learning Center | 196 |
| Wink Baker Investment Seminars | 200 | | Rant From Charlie From the U-District | 140 |
| Charlie Doesn't MeetPat | 320 | | My Doctor #2 | 168 |
| Clem: Top 10 Sound Effects That Guys Can Do | 392 | | Brad Beagleman Sings! | 288 |
| Mylt Buckner Songs | 212 | | Clem: Top 10 Comparisons Between Working in Radio and Shoveling Cattle Stalls | 464 |
| Lisa Learns Sound Effects | 344 | | Clem: Top 10 Y2K Preperations | 396 |
| Clem: Top 10 Nice Ways to Introduce Sex Into the Show | 348 | | Clem: Top 10 Proposed Changes for the Miss America Pagent | 492 |
| Jay's E-mail to Lisa: Be More Breathy | 120 | | Clem: Other Performing Rodents | 264 |
| Surf Dude's Toxic Advice for the Pat Pack | 300 | | Tootsie Plunkette Misheard Lyrics | 208 |
| Old Rainier Brewery, New Starbucks | 100 | | The Bear Joke, Cleaned up | 460 |
| Lisa Hate Mail, From Rachel | 348 | | Topless Hoffman | 292 |
| Clem: Top 10 Activites at the Rentennial | 380 | | Brad Liggins Annouces His Theme Days of the Week | 484 |
| Bill Swartz Spoils Contest, pt 1 | 772 | | Bill Swartz Spoils Contest, pt 2 | 184 |
| First Breaking News of September 11, 2001 | 92 | | Pat's First Words of 9:00 Hour | 52 |
| Pat's Intended First Words of 9:00 Hour | 84 | | Trishia's FIrst E-mail Reaction to 9/11 | 160 |
| Song by Carter, Reacction to 9/11 | 896 | | Trisha's Second E-mail reaction to 9/11 | 220 |
| Why Don't Women Play Air Sports? | 356 | | Lisa "Air Makes-Out" with a Movie Star | 332 |
| Gary Hoffman Humorous Kicker Story: Maggots at McDonald's | 72 | | Clem: Top 10 Punchlines to the Funniest Jokes in the World | 492 |
| Funnist Jokes In the World, pt 1 | 540 | | Funnist Jokes in the World, pt 2 | 540 |
| Funny Joke Interlude 1 | 336 | | Funny Joke Interlude 2 | 440 |
| Funniest Joke in the World, pt 3 | 432 | | Funy Joke Interlude 3 | 496 |
| Funniest Joke in the World, pt 4 | 372 | | Lisa's Yoga Experiences, pt 1 | 388 |
| Lisa's Yoga Experiences, pt 2 | 588 | | Lisa's Yoga Experiences pt 3 | 336 |
| Bra Expert Victoria Morton, pt 1 | 424 | | Victoria Morton, Pt 2 | 380 |
| Lisa & Boys in Changing Room at the Pool | 648 | | Clem: Top 10 Producst That Sound Strange, But Aren't | 572 |
| Chris Cashman on Citezen Baines | 376 | | Clem's Gems | 476 |
| Stan's Wife's Birthday Wish #2 | 80 | | Clem: Top 10 Things Men Should Never Talk About With Women | 404 |
| Lisa's Dinner at Westport | 728 | | Pictures In My Mind | 416 |
| Bill Swartz is Sportscaster Of the Year | 68 | | Eggo Joe Recipe, November 2001 | 244 |
| Bill Swartz/Pat Cashman Navel Ring Fight | 400 | | Clem's new car line: Uranus | 284 |
| Gary Hoffman tries to win prize for Russ Colchek | 276 | | Big Al and phonographs at the parade | 132 |
| Arthur Allen at the 2001 parade | 92 | | Spudy's Mom at the parade | 136 |
| Janice in Capitol Hill: TV Towers | 192 | | Clem & JP Patches | 176 |
| Clem: Top 10 Ways to Suck Up to Santa | 388 | | Lisa & Jay's Fudge | 112 |
| Bill Swartz: Chainsaw Sound Effect | 56 | | Bill Swartz at Caberet | 216 |
| Clem: Top 10 Seperate areas for Offensive Behavior | 424 | | Melvin de Nostrodamus | 504 |
| The Hormby Workout: The Hornby Concoction | 484 | | Lisa Foster's Flawless Sports Report | 504 |
| Clem: Vegan | 260 | | Clem: Top 10 Renton Disappointments | 516 |
| Clem: Top 10 Signs Valentines Day Won't Be Going Your Way | 364 | | Clem: Top 10 Steve Wilson Pickup Lines | 308 |
| Clem: Two Lists on Flying | 760 | | Clem's Top 10 Predictions for 2002 | 520 |
| Dysfunctional Olympics | 468 | | Clem: Top 10 Real Reasons Mayor Schell Canceled New Years Day | 524 |
| Clem: Top 10 Bad Ideas for a Personals Ad | 392 | | Clem: Top 10 Words or Phrases He Would Like to See Removed from the English Language | 784 |
| Miss Dudley's First Call to KOMO | 456 | | Clem: Top 10 Things Overheard at Miss Dudley's Wedding | 352 |
| Clem: Top10 Exotic Meat Pickup Lines | 316 | | Clem: Top 10 Least Popular Booths at the Northwest Women's Show | 392 |
| Been There, Done That | 208 | | Lisa Dance | 636 |
| Clem's Deep Fried Thanksgiving | 320 | | Jay From P. A.'s Wake Up Story | 320 |
| Clem: Top 10 Other Tim Eyman Initatives | 584 | | Jason Valentine Slacker Review, Part 1 | 364 |
| Jason Valentine Slacker Review, Part 2 | 200 | | Jeb Call on Men Buying Pantyhose and Feminine Products | 228 |
| Clem: Top 10 Other Things Gary Condit Will Find If Re-Elected | 380 | | The Pig | 576 |
| Arthur's Tacoma Dome Renaming Ideas | 216 | | Ken Call: Long Blonde Hair | 296 |
| Clem: Top 10 Photos At the Nortwest Women's Show | 436 | | Nancy's Baby Calf Shower | 596 |
| Clem: Top 10 Marketing Slogans for Federal Way | 444 | | Bill Swartz Returns, & Hints from Hellouise | 464 |
| Evening Magazine Awards, 2002 | 588 | | New Phone Number: UP-HURL-9 (Arthur gets no credit) | 64 |
| Clem: Top 10 Features of the New KOMO/Marinesrs Deal | 416 | | Burt Higgins, April 25, 2002 | 372 |
| Pat Pack KUOW Day Sonsor 2002a | 52 | | Pat Pack KUOW Day Sponsor 2002b | 32 |
| Clem: Top 10 NFL Player Pickup Lines | 416 | | Tootsie Plays Star Wars Trivia--and LOSES!! | 68 |
| ThePat Pack Purse | 176 | | I Shall Not Pay Your Tariffs!! | 448 |
| And Now a Word From Paul Harvey | 8 | | Arthur's Billboard Bird Poop e-mail | 104 |
| Almost Live Eastside Story Sketch | 572 | | Jason Shatner Chair Joke | 148 |
| Jay in PA's Birthday | 320 | | Lisa Performs the Pencil Test | 136 |
| Interviewing the Fabulous Moola | 816 | | Lisa Plugs the PatPack | 88 |
| Pat's Mom Speaks with Brad Liggins | 768 | | Bill Swartz Reports for KIRO | 528 |
| Third Year Anniversary | 116 | | Clem: Top 10 Signs You're a Lousy Action Hero | 532 |
| Pat Reads the PI | 840 | | Bonsi Potato Interview | Llink |
| Medicated Ovalteen | 156 | | Sea Galley ad | 132 |
| Bill Swartz as George W. Bush for City U | 120 | | Lisa Foster Video for the Regis show | 1.1MB |
| Derek McFadden Precious Cheese | 156 | | The Pig reads Arthur's jokes | 532 |
| Pat's admittedly Dumb Judy Collins Bit | 204 | | Lisa Has a Cling Sheet Stuck To Her Clothes | 312 |
| How does Paul Tosch Use the Toilet? | 124 | | Pat Hugs Herb | 180 |
| Barney's Bra Warehouse: Father's Day | 224 | | Barney's Bra Warehouse Christmas | 256 |
| Barney's Bra Warehouse | 180 | | Derek McFadden Ad Read | 76 |
| Pat's Last Day: He Loves Workin' Blue | 176 | | Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms Jokes That Failed | 316 |
| Pat Tries To Expalin the Previous Jokes | 100 | | Lisa Spoils the Name That Cell Tone Contest | 456 |
| Lisa as Gelia for Eye Society | 324 | | Promo: Looking For Radio that Isn't Embarrassing? | 36 |
| Promo: Looking For Radio That Isn't Crude? | 68 | | Gary Sings! | 232 |
| Crapy Simily Theatere | 136 | | Lisa Stuck Behind Manure Truck | 308 |
| Dynamic Bowling Technique | 296 | | Jessie Ventura: The Musical | 224 |
| Sally Jones Is the KOMO $1000 In the Month of May Contestant | 392 | | Pat Could Never Be an Orca | 424 |
| We Don't Have a 24-Hour Trafic Center!! | 48 | | Pat's Job Shadow: Nolan Roquet | 728 |
| Shadow Morning Show | 456 | | Old Couple Fast Food Joke | 332 |
| Christmas Story That Will Make You Cry | 392 | | "Hey Hey Hey Hey" Song | 392 |
| Almost Live Blooper: Pat as Lenny Laughs | 56 | | Where Do Infomercial Audiences Come From? | 132 |
| Pat's Mom Complains to Paul Duckworth About the Lack of KOMO Streaming | 484 | | 13 Coins vs. Road Kill | 340 |
| Direct to the Market Oil Paintings | 48 | | Lisa's Swimming Pool Scab | 552 |
| Lisa Arrested as a Prostitute pt 1 | 84 | | Lisa Arrested as a Prostitute pt2 | 492 |
| Trisha Calls In For the Shoplifting Topic | 280 | | Lisa Gives a Dog Bone To a Customer At Her Bank | 340 |
| Hot Tak, Schmock Talk | 28 | | Rosie Sings the Birthday Song | 112 |
| The Bobs Sing the Diarrhea Song | 448 | | SPIFF Traumatized About Johnathan and Darline | 172 |
| Old Man Outside of Grocery Store: "Do You Like Fruit?" | 132 | | Pat's Brother's Dirt Clog Injury | 628 |
| Jay's Sister's Birthday | 332 | | Lisa Dog Obedience School Ad | 252 |
| Rick Neuheisel: A Husky With No Name | 220 | | Traffic with Chakachas | 232 |
| Bill: "Potato Peelings" | 388 | | Clear Channel Shark Baloon | 100 |
| KJR promo: Pat on the Beach | 68 | | Deloris Request, Dead Air | 176 |
| Lisa Does Different Voices for the 13 Coins | 216 | | Rick Neuheisel: Seasons In the Sun | 284 |
| Rick Neuheisel Tape | 312 | | Stan inLynnwood Switched the Maid | 76 |
| Clem: Top 10 Other Records Set at the Louie Louie Festival | 508 | | Tootsie Wins Cirque du Soleil Tickets | 192 |
| Lisa Foster Flubs | 152 | | Lisa's guest Appearance at KJR-FM | 568 |
| Lokheed Proposes to Shmoo, e-mail | 468 | | Amy Tries to Tunnel Contest to "Ain't No Sunshine" | 616 |
| Pat Alder's Jocks-to-Position Jam | 204 | | Miss Dudley's Jocks-to-Position Jam | 124 |
| Allie Plays the Tunnel Contest | 512 | | Mike Murphy's and Pat Cashman's Real Names | 256 |
| Isaac's Grandma's e-mail | 136 | | Lisa Foster Entertainment Report on KLSY | 272 |
| Mike in West Seattle spells "Bumbershoot" | 288 | | The "Lisa Shoplifts Candy" story | 544 |
| Dustin Hornby sings "O Canada" | 216 | | Mr. Ed/Satan | 108 |
| Marci visits the Mütter Museum | 108 | | Stan in LW e-mail about adoption | 196 |
| Tom in Berkeley Parade Observations | 112 | | Jim sings "Food Around the Corner" | 272 |
| Garden Club Matron message to Pat and Lisa | 348 | | Shmoo in Las Vegas | 140 |
| Shmoo at the Rose Bowl | 64 | | Tenor Boy Kalakala song | 292 |
| Comment line call: nose hair trimmer | 56 | | Ms. Duudley call: Rod Danz | 136 |
| Lynn from Magnolia: the dumbest thing she has done for Love | 188 | | Bronco learns Spanish | 288 |
| Bronco speaks with JP Patches | 176 | | Auntie M speaks with Stan Boreson | 116 |
| Call from "Ron In Orlando" | 268 | | Hobya KingDome implosion slogan suggestion | 24 |
| Witchy Woman Wins the Phrase of the Day | 36 | | Auntie M KingDome implosion slogan suggestion | 40 |
| Rich Gough birthday | 104 | | Lynn from Magnolia speaks with Stan Boreson | 40 |
| deadhead's winning Jocks-to-Position Jam | 160 | | deadhead sings "I Don Wanna Do D
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