Cashman Collection 2001 pt 1
February 6, 2001
Disc 1
1. Start
2. Sports
3. End of the Roll, traffic, 1-800-CONSTIPATION, "Barn of inequity," "Nothing on this show has to do with ratings." Ed from Smith Brothers Dairy. Albertsons [meat] & produce. One Good Car.com
4. Are we back? Michelle e-mail. Virgin birth. 13 Coins
5. Top of hour
6. Baby news (Good Morning America), Sports, Sonics, Ronald Regan.
7. Nancy calf, Regan inaugural, money
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports, Nancy fervor, traffic, Mason coatings
10. "We'll rejoin commercials, after this brief program segment." "My Sweet Lord," George Harrison discussion. Nancy: a little love. "A fair size number of orifices." Messages. Find a quiet place--with Lisa around? Martha Norwalk parties. Pat Pack suggestions, Lisa tired of Nancy. Dr. Laura segue.
11. Traffic
12. One Good Car.com
13. Top of hour
14. Sports, Martin Crunbellow, birthing calfs. Vern's House of Veal. Relaxing music: Sumac. M. G. Whitney & Co.
February 6, 2001
Disc 2
1. (This is supposed to be the track where Lisa reads an Albertsons spot and emphasizes the word MEAT, but I goofed up and didn't notice the file for this track was corrupted until after I threw away the original. Sorry.)
2. Albertson's ad aftermath: Pat not mad, just disappointed.
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports
5. Bill the Cab Driver. Nancy ultrasound. Nancy weighs 3,000 lbs, talks with calf. No calf this morning, vet gives invoice. More Nancy/calf conversation. Pat mid-life crisis; his favorite song is "Havin' My Baby." Sara & book: 100 pound calf.
6. Traffic, Pat whistles, Rick Sorrow
7. Top of hour
8. Traffic, sports
9. Gravy waltz. "Is this an elaborate ruse?" Natural birth? Sounder: "Nancy Watch 2001: Bursting with calf flavor." Jackie Schmackie & Grandmother birthday. Fanny song
10. Fanny, continued
11. Fanny, continued
12. Black Hole Sun, Daniel, Rocket In My Pocket. Rick Sorrow, Katey Evens & Lighten Up.
13. Bottom of hour
14. Copacabana/KOMO Cabana. Gilda's Club.
15. They don't write 'em... Nancy updates. Clem Phlergm not the father.
16. Nancy & song. Nothing but critics. End.
17. David Letterman: Top 10 things you least like to hear in your restaurant review
18. Post letterman music & traffic
February 9, 2001
Disc 1
1. Show open
2. Sports
3. Bing Crosby, Nancy scale. Lasic Eye surgery
4. Blankenhurn's. Movie segment teases
5. Top of hour
6. Selling your soul, sports, fur coat song.
7. Letterman: Organized crime money saving tips.
8. Ultrasound, Baby calf shower planning, Ed Wynn impersonation. One Good Car.com
9. Message for Nancy. Gary late. Can't get a hold of "soul" man (man who wants to sell his soul on Ebay).
10. Bottom of hour
11. Sports
12. Free beef. Cowboy's Creed (lisp), "Soul man," Mr. Ed. Burglar in chimney. Yarrow Bay, Surf Dude call. Lisa: "Cake?" Dr. Laura segue.
13. Traffic
14. Top of hour
15. Animal Planet Live, Sports
February 9, 2001
Disc 2
1. Name this tune. Baby calf shower.
2. Birthday game, facts about cows
3. Bottom of hour, Les Schawb
4. Sports
5. Jason Valentine: "Moooooo..." Valentine review: "Valentine." Traffic, WebVan, Lisa flub
6. Traffic, stretch mark massage lotion
7. Top of hour
8. "Good day." Aunt Lisa, Big sis.
9. Breaking water. Crime Watch, One "gyud" car.com
10. Nancy & "Regan" Nancy vs. Lisa: "What do you want?"
11. Bottom of hour
12. Emenem & Elton John
13. Ultrasound, Miss Dudley: her daughter's birthday. Nancy panting. Marvin Crunbellows: "Just you and me this weekend." Fred Hopkins and cow bass.
14. Hopkins: "Night Walker" (This is the movie that Fred lost the audio of for years, even though this is Pat's favorite movie of his, with the woman's scream as a response to wedding vows. If they ever need the audio again, I have a copy right here.)
15. Traffic, Sorrow
16. 9:00 top of hour: "At the tone the time will be..." [woman's scream from "Night Walker."]
February 19, 2001; President's Day, Steve Wilson
Part 1
Side 1
Dale Ernhart crash.
Waterfront Restaurant
KOMO no longer streaming, Pat's mom can't listen to the show. They've tried everything.
Real classified ads
Joke: up-nuts, peanuts
David Letterman: Rejected XFL team names
Side 2
Snow Column
Lisa flub: "Bachelors of masters degree."
One Good Car.com
Clem in studio, Pineapple Upside Down Cake Mix
13 Coins
More snow column
Dr. Laura segue
Pat's toto thing
February 19, 2001
Part 2
Side 1
Web van
Surf Dude on Clem
Steve Wilson's mother call
Job shadow Nolan Roquet questions Cashman's career
Side 2
Marion: jobs.
Dale Ernhart
Rick Miller calls, first day on KOMO.
90 minute tape
Side 1
March 5, 2001, 8:15-9:00
Post-earthquake
Altered Surf Dude; Pat hangs up on him anyway.
Harry in Lake City
One Good Car.com fight
Two headed calf tries to run in two different directions
Amazing Siding bird ad
Sleepers in Seattle
Side 2
March 22, 2001, 8:07-8:55
Clem: Top 10 surprises for Phil Condit speech (Boeing move)
Dot.com or not dot.com
Pat broke his own record for sneezing yesterday. Stifling a sneeze will make your head explode.
Britney Spears' diaphragm
Oyster slurp
March 6, 2001, 7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Mason Coatings snail ad
Da Da song returns
Earthquake
"It's a Gas"
Gary Hoffman barbershop intro
Bar jokes
Spanking
Side 2
Giraffe joke
One Good Car.com
Elks club
Miki
March 8, 2001 7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Poulsbo butt crack prevention service
Sleepers in Seattle ad.
Chakasas song (Oscar party)
Compare & Contrast: "I Am Woman."
Burt Higgins
Depot with a "T" = "Teapot."
Lisa never went to college
Pat bad at math?
Sports: Huskys hope to "wear out the Trojans."
More butts than Jackie Gleason's ash tray.
Clem: Top 10 euphemisms for the plumber's crack
Side 2
Miss Dudley
Crow stories
In defense of butt cracks
March 9, 2001 7:30 - 9:00, Friday
Side 1
Jason Valentine: "15 Minutes"
7:47 Surf Dude dropped
8:12 Nitrous Oxide
Side 2
8:33 Paul Harvey impersonation
8:40 Fred & Mrs. Hopkins
8:43 "Hercules & the Dragon"
March 12, 2001 7:35 - 9:00
Jeff Tasson in studio.
1. Sports: "There's no place like Nome." One good car.com Jeff plays along with traffic music.
2. More Jeff, CD "Emotional Science" at Albertsons, scored some "Over" shows. Karen's cat likes Jeff, hates it when Pat comes on. The impossible chord. Jeff plays song.
3. Ted Crackerwagon coming up? Why is he still on? Studies on relaxing music. Ability to play music.
4. Crackerwagon traffic report and weather.
5. Top of hour
6. Sports.
7. Jeff Tasson unmasked as Marion da poet. Contrast and Compare: Kirkland Crawl versions. 13 Coins.
8. Lisa on vacation "with" Todd Johnson. Faces For Life: Pat's mask mislabeled, makes him KVI host. E-mail from Boyd McKorkle, wants to shadow Pat; his show is "acceptable." Bill reads City University as George W. Bush: Chitty University.
9. Bottom of hour
10. News: Pig Latin for Napster evasion. Man kills musician for not knowing requested song.
11. Lisa Web Van ad. Contest: did Jeff ever score "Over Gorst?" Jeff and tough crowd in Alaska, had to create spontaneous country song. He plays that song. Wedding ring found 47 years later. London man attacked by owl. M. G. Whitney.
12. Name that Tune. One more song by Jeff.
13. Traffic, Money
14. March 13, 2001: Marion outed? He denies it. Poem: Smoking. Toilet paper and clothes on tree outside studio. Amazing Siding.
March 13, 2001, 7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
7:42 Morton Downey Jr. RIP.
Borune Identity author dies.
7:48 Crappy Simile theater
Contrast and Compare: "House of the Rising Sun." Is this feature on the ropes? Start an e-mail campaign to save it!
8:14 Marion calls. Has he been outed? He denies it. Poem: smoking.
Side 2
Rod Danz: "House of the Rising Sun."
8:38 Marvin Gutenspleen Stop Smoking Seminar
Pun joke, dog named Mace.
Bit: interviews with dot.com trader.
1st grader charged for sexual harassment. Pat was chased by Mary Ritter.
March 14, 2001, 7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Comercial disclaimer mumble
13 Coins, with literal sound effect
Speak out against the video store MAN!!!
Randy in Sea-Tac
Pat's sons were exiled for videos, one calls the show.
8:10 windy weather, sound effects.
Sports: rear end eating the paint.
Webvan, pantyhose.
Side 2
Lisa's dental surgery (therapy?)
Charlie Con Carne & video store
One Good Car.com
Traffic tics, reporters suprised when they find out details: "Oooooh!"
Crime Watch
Lisa traffic sponsor flub.
Dot com or not dot com?
Open mic during commercials before top of hour
March 15, 2001 7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Door Store
Pat: "Don't take communications classes in college!"
Pat on KVI? (More Faces For Life mislabeled outfall.)
Bruises By Pat
Trixie cat impersonation
Crackerwagon interrupted
Side 2
One Good Nose Hair Clipper.com
Crackerwagon
Primal scream
Dean Cartmell pie
March 16, 2001, 7:30 - 9:00, Friday
Side 1
One Good Car.com
Greg Parrish, Irish joke
Jason Valentine
Bad coffee
Review: "Enemy At the Gate"
Side 2
Heather Alexander
Gary Hoffman story
Fred Hopkins
Clem O' Phlergm: Punch lines to Irish jokes
Hopkins review: "Dead Ringer"
90 minute tape
Side 1
March 23, 2001, 8:08 - 8:55
Miss Dudley calls about Trisha
Boeing song
Lisa dance
"Boeing, Boeing" movie
One Good Car.com: other car dealers are "snake-like," but not slimy
Susie Ollman
WebVan (ointment)
Boeing song ("Boston")
Side 2
March 26, 2001, 8:08 - 8:55
8:12 Susan Paynter: Slurpmaster
8:27 Sorrow stuck with song
8:33 Bogart Golf promo
8:38 Oscar Party
8:52 "I Don' Wanna Do Dat"
April 20, 2001, 7:53 - 9:00
The end of The Pat Cashman Station
Side 1
"Who Are You?" Segue Serenade
Pacific Northwest Bank ad
Pat's mom on loss of "Pat Cashman Station," talk over money report
Paul Harvey: frying pan in pants
Station meeting recreation
Saying someone has personality is faint praise
Dr. Will Cody suggestions
End segues for "Who Are You;" it was getting tedious.
Clem: Top 10 other KOMO Slogan suggestions
Side 2
WebVan: blue booties "One Good Van For You" jingle
Dave, the Roving Reporter: Bill the goat is hitting on anything with four legs and an udder.
Contrast & Compare "Tiger By the Tail"
Marion on slogan change, the direct approach
Surf Dude-like intro for Fred Hopkins
Fred drank 15 drinks an hour, Lisa approves
Review: "Squirm" (1975)
Worms look like spaghetti, so Pat plays an aptitune
Another Pacific Northwest Bank ad
Traffic: disabled Bambi in the road.
Sunset Chev ad, (inspiration for Brain Gash Chev ad)
100 minute tape
Side 1
April 24, 2001, 8:05 - 9:00
8:22 Gold Bond/Ovalteen combination ad
8:39 Cow chip burger story
Urine stories
Side 2
April 25, 2001, 8:05 - 9:00
Two headed calf sold!
90 minute tape
Side 1
May 2, 2001, 8:08 - 8:55
Pantyhose inside out
Bulling
Another Pat saint story
Pat's high school band name
PNW Bank ad
Pork plant prank
Side 2
May 3, 8:08 - 8:55
Dot.com or not dot.com
Kyle Ceace
Car ad
James Brown
90 minute tape
Side 1
May 7, 2001, 8:08 - 8:55
Crisco Party!
Name That Tune.
Segue Serenade: "You make me feel like a natural man."
8:36 Pat sings with commercial
Miki: "Wha'cha up to?" Mexican trip is not real work.
8:44 Underwear & proctologist
Underwear is last line of defense
Side 2
May 8, 2001, 8:08 - 8:55
Gorilla gives birth to human
News: Swan attack in Norway.
8:34 Certanteed ad
"Postage rate going down... I mean up."
8:43 Pat was judge for boat parade. Young man server "Jason" drinks Jack Daniels, Patty pours it back.
8:51 Chicken Fat (first verse only).
Beat the Bridge.
90 minute tape
Side 1
May 9, 2001 8:08 - 8:55
Doug Limerick
Jason Gillman - dancer
Britney Spears long pause
Stunt awards
Big ass
Side 2
May 10, 2001, 8:08 - 8:55
"Rest of the story" parody
Brad Beagleman jingles
90 minute tape
Side 1
May 11, 2001, 8:08 - 8:55
8:37 Randy Reeves rant
Fred Hopkins: "The Eye Creatures"
Side 2
May 14, 2001, 8:08 - 8:55
Buzz on phone
Foot in the fondue
Made for TV sports
May 16, 2001
(Provided by Deadhead)
Disc 1
1. Sports, Swartz But Deadly
2. Traffic Vic Demone musicals. "Your radio station." Tootsie call, to correct Bill. Bad stage musicals; Jeckyle & Hyde Musical. Why not change the format and not have any commercial breaks Nude bicyclists. Big Ol' Used Car Sale
3. More musicals, money report
4. Top of hour
5. Sports, seats wet; need domed stadium. Blow up song, Safeco class envy. Stadium food
6. Letterman: Signs you're a bad talk show host.
7. "Psycho Killer" 13 Coins.
8. Brain Gash Chevrolet. Chicken omlet observation. Money reports
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports
11. Barry e-mail, reign of terror, THE MAN!! M. G. Whitney. Lisa thought she was under suspicion for prostitution, Part 1, Part 2. Dr. Laura segue
12. Dr. Laura rooster.
13. Traffic.
14. Sports
15. Jan in Kirkland, "This caller has been traced..." John, Joe, Jack joke. Wal-Mart radio prank.
May 16, 2001
Disc 2
1. Diabetics
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Cleaning Services, Etc. Robert Blake, Steve Futterman. Fox Communication
5. Who popped out first?
6. Traffic
7. Krispy Kreame
8. Top of hour
9. Traffic, Sports
10. Herb Weisbaum, M. G. Whitney
11. More Herb, Happy Birthday
12. Lighten Up.
13. Bottom of hour
14. Swearing in corporate America
15. WebVan. Blonde jokes. Katie Cashman calls. Amazing Siding
16. Anne Anastazie obituary
17. Traffic
18. It's Over
May 17, 2001
(Provided by Deadhead)
Disc 1, 6:22 -->
1. David Letterman & Columbia joke. Drug smuggling,
2. Bottom of hour, top of the morning
3. Sports, sports special
4. "No second sticker thingy." Body sound effects, manualisim. Culture Corner. Weekly World News: Dear Dotti
5. Mel, gas tax. Leaning Tower of Pisa
6. Traffic, Judith Cocraine
7. Top of hour
8. Sports, traffic. "And now..." tech news, Scott Cardie. Good virus, sky cars. Wendle, "no clock."
9. "Rocket In My Pocket", Traffic, Judith.
10. Bottom of hour
11. Sports. Streaking with their uniforms on.
12. Birthdays to Jessie & Ed (Mr. Satan). Basketball must be juiced. Judy Carmichael.
13. More Judy Carmichael, player piano.
14. Traffic
15. Top of hour
16. Drill Doctor, sports.
17. Carlson Cement
18. Bob Nelson intro.
Disc 2
May 17, 2001, continued
1. Dave, the roving reporter: listen to your mother. 13 Coins. Bob Nelson's little bit of show.
2. Bill Swartz, Sportscaster of the Year
3. Traffic
4. Bob Nelson's past jobs. He'll whip it out for you. What he likes in a woman. Children's show writer and phone call.
5. Bob's diary
6. Bob reads sponsor. It's over.
May 25, 2001, 8:08 - 9:00
7. Sports
8. Nevermind Nirvana
9. Author part 2. Sea-Tac Honda parody. Fox Communication. Rick Sorrow.
10. Bottom of hour
11. Wedding video
12. News: Energy shortage could lead to baby boom.
13. Amiente European Tile Design. Pat's cell phone, puts mom on hold. Fred Hopkins is so excited. "The Atomic Kid." Pearl Harbor, Ieta
14. Wow! (reaction to Les Swab commercial)
15. Traffic, Rick Sorrow
16. It's Over
At this point in the collection, I started on the first of two-two and a half month swing shift assignments. I would normally have to sleep through the Pat Cashman show, so I soon started recording every morning of the show, except where I forgot, or I didn't set up the timer properly, or it was Monday and I thought I could stay up through the show. (I didn't.) I worried about wearing out my tape recorders from taping this much of the show, and I would find a better solution a few weeks later.
May 29, 2001, 5:45 - 7:15, Tuesday
Scott Burns
Side 1
How I spent my weekend
WTO Game
Video game ratings
Side 2
Tafata
Who popped out first? (Only two callers?)
Mouth breather
Aerosmith anthem
Pearl Harbor movie
May 30, 2001,6:30 - 8:00, Wednesday
Side 1
Tipping
Ripped scalp
Casey Marten
Dr. John Olerude, sunburn
Side 2
More tipping
Tipping THE MAN (Pineapple upside-down)
Lighten Up
May 31, 2001, Thursday
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:05
Side 1
Show underway, and over.
Arthur Godfrey
Fat songs
Sharper Image nose hair trimmer
Merl Travis
Nose hair trimmer missing
Britney Spears Pepsi ad
Job shadow
Side 2
Name this tune
Paint Your Wagon
Pat's Seattle Magazine article, reedited
If a team plays it's ass off...?
May 31, 2001
Part 2, 7:05 - 8:30
Side 1
High school prank
Roger from Bremerton (asleep)
M. G. Whitney
Crime News
Side 2
"Nekid with tissues."
Doug Limerick limerick
Brian Bassett in studio
Clem: Top 10 good things about being a cartoonist
June 1, 2001, Friday
Part 1 & 3: 5:30 - 6:30; 8:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Coroner's shortage
Letterman: McDonald's (with McDonald's ad)
Side 2
Fred Hopkins "Elvis Alcapoco"
Clem: punch lines to golf jokes
June 1, 2001, Friday
Part 2, 6:30 - 8:00
Side 1
62 year old mama
Side 2
People looking older
More coroner talk
Jason Valentine: "Moulan Rouge"... not!
June 5, 2001
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:05
Side 1
How do you want to wake up?
Loser tattoo phone number
Dwane (laugh)
Who popped out first? No, Who's EYE popped out first!
Contrast and compare Rod Danz
Lisa hates piano jabbing
Losteye.com
Lisa guitar accident
Side 2
Lisa Foster activities?
Airplane noises
Anthony Quinn
Breakfast in bed
June 5, 2001
Part 2, 7:05 - 8:35
Side 1
Classified ad for new governor
Watch my car
Lisa's car trunk
Pat's brother left dead animal in trunk.
No umbrellas!
Lisa armpit
Pointe Vechas Restaurant
Clem: Top 10 signs that you are a lousy super hero
Beatles hoax
Side 2
Gill weights & measures
James Brown test
Volga Boat Man theme sung by Pat and brothers when they had to do chores. Lisa: "That poor woman!" (Pat's mom)
TV themes
Car joke
Surf Dude
"Get some stinkin' sunshine."
June 6, 2001
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:05
Side 1
Leonard Cashman
False bands
Drive-in movies
Short weather casts
"Six Days On the Road" versions
"Son of a bitch"
Haggis
Side 2
Valley Drive-In to close?
Haggis recipe
June 6, 2001
Part 2, 7:05 - 8:35
Side 1
Multiple Randy Reeves announcement sounders
Cleaned up non-PC joke; object changed to "Radio Disc Jockey"
"I Don' Wanna Do Dat"
Making fun of Cruises By Kay
"Wayward Wind"
"Gooey, Gooey," Emerald Park Elementary
Side 2
Web streaming?
What my mother taught me
13 Coins menu
"Primal Scream"
D-Day (more)
June 7, 2001 Thursday
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:08
Side 1
Tom Jones
Sleep Country tomorrow
Bill Swartz doesn't have cable
"Take the A Train," Johnathan & Darline
Harold!
Letterman: Signs the New York Police Department is out of control
Sleepers in Seattle ad
Side 2
KOMO Morning Theater: The Watched Pot
Paul Tosch knows that Sleep Country is between Car Toys and the Deja Vu
Cowboy Code
Golf Ranger code
More haggis
Sarapple
Cynthia
June 7, 2001
Part 2, 7:08 - 8:40
Side 1
Tech News
Streaming audio?
Ross Colcheck
Buck Yymer underwear
Side 2
Sonny Sixkiller in studio
June 8, 2001; Federal Way Sleep Country
Disc 1
1. Traffic, Mix board on air, intros, Pat's bed. Bill doesn't have cable
2. Pat sees something--it's himself in mirror. Fox Communication. Money news
3. Top of hour
4. Sports, Traffic, Honey Bear Bakery, big butt. Cable television. Bid on bed. Traffic? Panic!
5. Spruce Goose
6. Bottom of hour
7. Sports
8. Traffic, Bike helmets. Execution. Tax rebate.
9. Ambiante, people in Lisa's bed, Dr. Laura segue
10. Traffic
11. Top of hour
12. Sports, Traffic, no flip bed. Surf Dude. Clean windows. Kaleb.
June 8, 2001, Friday
Disc 2
1. Bill the cab driver
2. Bottom of hour
3. Disney workers underwear, Sports
4. Traffic, Miki. Surf Dude: Moulon Rouge review. Jason Valentine intro
5. Fake reviewer, Jason: "Evolution."
6. Traffic, money
7. Top of hour
8. Traffic, Sports
9. Lisa in P. J.'s. Pat has to rush back to Seattle. Stand-up Pat at Kenny Rogers concert.
10. Tax rebate, Rick Sorrow
11. Bottom of hour
12. Humorous kicker story: Inspector breaks something (wind) in residential house.
13. Traffic, thanks. Happy Birthday sing-along. Old photograph. Potted meat.
14. Surf Dude eats potted meat. Angela Ulluth, draw the winner
15. It's Over
June 11, 2001
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:08
Side 1
Jo Stafford
Execution
Pay it forward
Upcoming Mexican trip
Reign of Terror
Cashman cure for commute
Side 2
Think like a man
Comment line calls: "Pat is [bleep]ing hilarious!"
Nose hair
Amputate middle leg
Anagrams
Sports: Ali to fight Lisa?
June 11, 2001
Part 2, 7:08 - 8:40
Side 1
People should be carrying umbrellas today, Pat says so.
Komodo dragon attack
Bob & Ray
Professor Gruenbrocker: "Who doesn't love head?"
Bill's son is afraid of needles
Side 2
Doug Limerick limerick
Big Al's Casino
Once a day, Vulcan Class, Flouraphlafen, low sodium Colraspar 2000 (911 operator)
Crime Watch
Bed wetting, totally confidential
June 12, 2001, Tuesday
Part 1 5:35 - 7:08
Side 1
"Busted!" (Ray Charles)
"Two Ton Tessie"
Pacific Place awnings
Last words of Jim Neighbors songs
Lounge singers
Letterman: Oldest person
Side 2
Dot.com or not dot.com
Vic's Toenail Clippers
Joke received without punch line
Canadian gas contest
Lighten Up
Mike Murphy clown joke set-up
Judith Cocrane "shrinkage problem."
June 12, 2001
Part 2, 7:08 - 8:40
Side 1
Generic punch lines
Dogs eat anything
Potted meat
"The Time" / "The Temperature"
Mylt Buckner sings
Billy & Nancy; cow, pig & goat food
Disney underwear
Contrast & Compare: "Mule Train"
Side 2
Man from Nantucket limerick
Making the team
Storm
Clem: Top 10 punch lines to the clown joke
Where is Rod Danz?
June 13, 2001, Wednesday
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:08
Side 1
Gary Hoffman off
"Stupid Old Dog" song
"Laughing Policeman"
AFI 100 Most Suspenseful Movies
Howard Lincoln & Safeco Field trains
Trains by studio
Miki: view blocked by KOMO Plaza
Rant for the day; 13 Coins
Side 2
Bronco
Dramatic recreation: Howard Lincoln meets with umpires, who are too loud
Clambos Learning Center
No more corduroy pants!
Love train
June 13, 2001
Part 2, 7:08 - 8:40 ; Train talk
Side 1
Callers on train topic
Transition to 13 Coins
Sponsor the toots
Tootsie Plunkette call
Mr. Burlington Northern
Side 2
Dr. Lloyd Prograpler Sedation Surgery
Buster Hump e-mail
Looking for Mars
June 14, 2001
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:08
Side 1
Train talk resolution
Pat vs. train at Terry Street
Barney's Bra Warehouse: Father's Day
Pat to Ikea: "Write a longer tag!"
Marriage survey
Soulmate
Letterman: Bozo
Side 2
Name that tune
Is it makeup?
More Marriage
June 14, 2001
Part 2, 7:10 - 8:40
Side 1
Name That Tune redux
Soulmates
Tech News
Spanaway reunion
Treat her "like" a lady
"Sole matt"
Segue Saranade
Out of date, non-PC, wife advice
Jack Thompson
Side 2
"Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms" jokes
Paul Harvey announcement
June 15, 2001
5:36 - 6:20
12. It's always 50 degrees. Peggy Lee, "Don't Smoke In Bed." What's wrong with Lisa? Pat has to drag it out of her. She has abcess and corn on foot; she saved it. Had a "pill party."
13. Spreading viscious rumors about celibirty deaths. Lisa has been weeping. Should Lisa show the corn? Lisa at the dentist, abcess. Aptitunes for Lisa crying. "Cry," Johnny Rey and Stan Freberg versions.
14. Top of hour.
15. Sports: Rockies annoucer not excited. Black Ball Ferry Line. "Those little pills make the pain go away." Abcess: "Feel my cheek." Mexico trip coming up: penicillin and sun don't mix.
16. David Letterman: Top 10 greeting cards received by Komodo dragon victim.
17. Traffic. Rhapsody in Blue. Fox Communications.
June 15, 2001
6:22 - 8:34
1. Pat's girlfriend sang along with Nelson's "Without You." Pat ad: Pro-Craft Windows.
2. Top of hour.
3. Sports. Gary was 18 months old when Hale Irwin first won.
4. More abcess tooth. Mary Gorman turning 40. Lisa shows Pat the corn. Do people save body parts? The phones are jammed. Terry.
5. "Better golf begins with Puetz." More calls. Terry keeps uterus, says cervix looks like "chicken fat." They play song.
6. Those were some of the most spectacular phone calls ever.
7. Top of hour
8. News: Thunderbirds. Sports.
9. (Joined in progress) More calls. Nancy's husband's tumor photo. Should Lisa put a photo of her corn on the Internet? Prostate to be taken out. Lisa: "Dibs!" Pat shows his prostrate. "What has happened to this show?" Lost body part at automobile accident found by dog.
10. More calls. Jewelry made from gallstones. Vasectomy stories. Dana from Puyallup: husband to keep wive's hands.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports
13. Father's Day, Pat always bought his dad tobacco. Edmonds Arts Festival interview. Jason Valentine, corns. Pearl Harbor not doing good. New DVDs.
14. "Fish Heads." Review: Swordfish. Hugh Jackman, Huge Jassman. Hallie Berrie's boobs. Jason waiting for the DVD version and pause control. Jason flubs his line.
15. Traffic sponsors.
16. Top of hour.
17. Sports: L. A. Lakers riot. Heinz Field.
18. Boy saved mom's life with Heimlich manouver, interview.
19. Dido concert reviews. Maude and Claude joke. Rick Sorrow report.
20. Bottom of hour
21. News: Butt-Ugly Martians.
June 15, 2001
8:35 - 8:43
1. Identify That Smell. Fred Hopkins, Fangs of the Living Dead introduction, drive-ins. (Tape ended here)
June 18, 2001
5:35 - 6:35
5. Dick Haymes. Katie's golf ball Father's Day gift
6. Comment line: no comments applicable to morning show. Museum of History and Industry: MOHAI should be MOHAIR. Traffic talk: people don't properly merge from two lanes to one. What if man with hook for hand tried to flip someone off?
7. Top of hour
8. News: fire by goldfish bowl. Sports. The Kingdome was a great place for concerts. Paul McCartney explosions
9. Letterman: Pieces of fatherly advice from George W. Bush. Opening ceremony for the Magnolia Bridge is more important than opening it for traffic sooner.
10. Is golf a sport? Pat gets tired playing it. "Dirty pot."
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports
13. Webvan. Traffic.
June 18, 2001
6:40 - 8:30
1. Wink Baker Investment Seminar Upcoming Mexico trip. Red Sovine "Cast Stones." More left lane merge. Backyard stunt gone wrong. Sleepers In Seattle. More left lane merge.
2. Traffic
3. Top of hour
4. Sports
5. 51-off-by comments (not edited?) Auction winner guests. Studios painted like I-HOP.
6. Water safety message. BMW
7. Pro-Craft Windows.
8. Lisa's neighborhood boys taught her to sing "Yankee Doodle" with all words staring with "F". Lighting one off.
9. Bottom of hour, electricity sound.
10. News: Rippa baby. Sports: Spirit of Washington train & baseball game
11. New painted walls, crew forced to take down art from wall, including... Greatest hate mail. Waterways Cruise, misread foods. Noisy apartment neighbors: Radio D. J. domestic argument
12. Traffic. Kimberly reads sponsor.
13. Top of hour
14. Sports, D. W. Clark
15. 13 Coins food. Name This Tune
16. Dan in Federal Way, thinks Pat is funny. Cabo too hot: 100 degrees. Kimberly reads traffic sponsor: Ikea stands for...
June 18, 2001
8:35 - 8:45
9. Old lady trapped in car wash. Derek McFadden class project video tape
June 19, 2001
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:08
Side 1
Lisa coughs
"As Time Goes By"
Low ratings
Italian song
Wrong clips
Caller with problem
"Juis Tem" song, more rubbing balloon nose, or is it new shoes?
Pat: "What a stupid show."
Bald ankles
Side 2
Nelson Eddie
"Albertson's, it's...?"
Hot in Southwest
Bronco & Spanish
Distance to the sun
Fiber optics
Tennis player prospers on grass
June 19, 2001
Part 2, 7:20 - 9:00
Side 1
Mexico advice
Crapily Rehearsed Theater
Last meal
13 Coins vs. road kill
Weather by corn
Sports, or business music?
Side 2
Worm joke
Contrast & Compare: "Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms," Flaton Scrugs, Sleepy LaBeef
Boy raised by wolves
Dead Air
Two novelty songs at same time
51-off-by comments
jokes
Here in the list, Sea Monkey asked me to record the show for her while she was flying to her Mexican trip. I couldn't just tape it and get the whole show, but I didn't think I could CD it either, because I wanted to do that for the Mexican broadcasts, when I would have all weekend to edit them and clear them out of my hard drive. I recorded it on my hard drive anyway, and found it only took me little more than an hour to edit down a three and a half hour show. With blank CDs costing little more than tapes, this becomes a better solution. Instead of being tempted to fast forward through the commercials while driving or while at work, I would have them already taken out, forever. Also, CDs, with separate tracks, encourages better organization in writing down show descriptions. Instead of writing on little tape cards, I can write on full sized pieces of paper, which I can then fold into CD wallets. And since I wasn't planning on recording over the tapes anyway, they might as well be on CD.
June 20, 2001
Disc 1
Day Before Mexico
1. Intros; Listeners at Sea-Tac, Popcorn fork, Ice cream doctor and other strange guests. Broadcasting from Mexico. Philip from Everett, dream interpretation.
2. Ikea guy, Mission Impossible
3. Top of hour
4. Sports, Traffic, Weakest Link, x-ray specs.
5. Letterman, Top 10 Things Overheard In Central Park (Gators)
6. Bagpipe music, 13 Coins
7. "Monkey See, Monkey Do." Name This Tune. Pat plays wrong song, this is the reason he hates Broadway musicals.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports, Haggis
10. Sinatra, Ross Colchek and statue in Cabo that looks like Pat. Dr. Lloyd Prograpler sedation. Listener hates hate mail. More driving and lane merging
11. Traffic
12. Top of Hour
June 20, 2001
Disc 2
1. Sports. Northwest bands, Patti at drive-thru. Who is taller? Train horn response and typos on official Mariners press release.
2. Colin's son birthday
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports
5. Traffic (disrobed pedestrian) Culture Corner ("Second Week of Deer Camp"), Komo, the Komodo Dragon, Fitness through laziness, The Mummy
6. Traffic
7. Traffic, Sports, Sleepers in Seattle
8. Robert Johnson; Dog breeds, intelligence
9. Pat's dogs, injured Fred
10. More dog breed talk, animal rights response
11. Mexico One-way Tickets. Staring at women's breasts makes men live longer.
June 21, 2001
at Mexico, day 1
Disc 1
1. Sports
2. No one at pool except Sea & He Monkey; he gives Pat massage. Why worry about Mariners?
3. Sunsets, ATV, Statue
4. Top of Hour
5. Sports, Paul Tosch, Patti
6. Letterman: Signs your teacher is a witch
7. Traffic in Mexico. Jamie: pay it backwards
8. Furniture
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports
11. People, snorkeling, 13 Coins, Birthday. Stay away from food
12. Brain Gash Chevrolet, Dr. Laura segue
13. Traffic
14. Tag
15. Top of hour, Amazing Siding
16. Darrell's cheap car. Hotel manager Goeta. Viagra for dogs. Tequila cart broke down.
June 21, 2001
Disc 2
1. Scott Cardie
2. Tag
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports, bullpen
5. Clem: Top 10 Mexican travel tips
6. Gary Hoffman sunscreen. Alaska Airlines
7. Traffic
8. Money in Mexico
9. Top of hour
10. Gill Gross Humorous Kicker Story: German man's auto accident while on cell phone, Sports
11. Crowd gone, time share pitches, birds.
12. More time share. Michel Rude.
13. Bottom of hour
14. Dangerous swimming. Lindsey Tosch, waiter
15. Rick's got it bad. Pat always comes back with something; Sports Illustrated Swimsuit story.
16. Rick Miller, score some grass.
June 22, 2001
In Mexico, day 2
Disc 1
1. Pat's wife on cruise ship. Hemorrhoids Downs
2. Stouthearted Men. Paul Tosch's day, large bird. Hospital woman
3. Top of hour
4. Jay Lenno saves electricity, Sports. Margie B, talk about barbershop quartet
5. Letterman: Things New Yorkers call tourists
6. Traffic
7. Name this tune. Coming up: Carmen Electra. The Paris Air Show: all the planes made of plaster?
8. Bottom of hour
9. 4th of July news, Sports
10. Gringo Gazette, Red light district. Bronco. Barbershop quartet assembles in Mexico, Rickshaw drivers. Rocket in my pocket. Lisa's three r's: "Rum, rubbers and 'retching."
11. Traffic
12. Top of hour
13. Babe, aka Grunty, not killed. Sports. Green Things Nursery. Hotel resident, Lisa won't leave hotel early. Barbershop quartet sings
June 22, 2001
Disc 2
1. V. P. of resorts
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Birthday. Jason Valentine: "Tomb Raider"
5. Kumon ad, with Pat
6. Jellyfish. No Carmen Electra
7. Top of hour
8. Sports
9. John-Lee Hooker. Time share deprogramming.
10. Carmen Electra shows up after all
11. Bottom of hour
12. Cookie Monster
13. Clem: Punch lines to jokes heard in Mexico. Listeners.
14. Top 10 reasons to come here
15. End.
June 25, 2001
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:20
(One more taped show so I could spend the morning bicycling instead of editing)
Side 1
Post-Mexico
Studio rearranged
Time shares
Lisa buys sink
Suitcase mess
Buster Hump complaint e-mail
Letterman: Top 10 dumb guys energy saving ideas
Prices in Mexico
Hate Mail
Side 2
Pat's diet, "pie charts"
Surf Dude
10 a.m. checkout time, Patty won't leave
Jim call
Everyday life conundrums
Home inspection
June 25, 2001
Part 2, 7:20 - 9:00
Side 1
Moral Dilemmas
Things we learn from the movies
Dr. Chilupa
Shaving the dog
Animated movies
Mitchell Rude bribes officials
Side 2
Bullfight
Life imitates art: Lisa dances
News teases
Charlie in U-District rants about them getting to go to Mexico
Pat's little Mexican problem
June 26, 2001
Disc 1
1. Panafax UF85. "Shall I move printer so you can see?" Studio should be just for morning show. Weather rant.
2. Cure with tequila.
3. Top of hour
4. Hoffman: better image for North Dakota. Sports. The Bells, "Stay Awhile. Cell phone ban. Public Service Announcement: don't change stations in the car!
5. Letterman: Top 10 Signs Fidel Castro is not feeling well
6. Depeche Mode. Entertaining weather report. Chris on cell phone. Call gone.
7. More cell phone. Judith has photo of Alan Greenspan.
8. Bottom of hour, Ed Wynn.
9. Sports
10. So KOMO! Contrast & Compare: Eleanor Rigby. Auction winner. More cell phones. Don't change studio. Bill "Potato peelings." Bronco. Bungie jump joke.
11. Traffic
12. Tag
13 Top of hour
14. Sports, ornaments.com
June 26, 2001
Disc 2
1. Birthday. Anamatronic Smokey Bear. Smokey the Bear song
2. Kay. More Smokey Bear song. Ridinghood and wolf joke
3. Julie song
4. Bottom of hour
5. Sports
6. 13 Coins, Current singers, too beautiful. Smokey joke. 51-off-by calls
7. Frank Sinatra, Paul Harvey, KOMO 75th Anniversary
8. Traffic
9. Top of hour
10. Where's Paul? Sports
11. Wink Baker Investments. Smokey Bear trivia contest. Paul was using restroom--in plane.
12. Upcoming Pat bartender event at Oliver's.
13. Bottom of hour
14. News: School principal fired for accessing "inappropriate material"
15. Unintelligible Theater. Lighten Up. Sharon: from Smokey to Mayflower. Harry in Lake City: Deep voice, not grounded. Christopher Cross
16. Frank Moran, Emerald Queen Casino. Lisa: "Look for some distractions."
June 27, 2001
Disc 1
1. Sports
2. New studio glass. Tattooing and branding phone numbers. Pat likes Quick Band-aid removal; brother did it slow. Pat put tattoo on something hot and long and wet.
3. Howdy Doody, Children's TV shows. Charlie in U-District misses Pat at bar-tending event
4. Top of hour
5. Sports: trade Pat? Tom Terrific.
6. Letterman
7. Traffic
8. Brad Beagleman, attorneys general, free coffee. Smokey Bear theme lyrics.
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports
11. What contest? Identify That Smell. Acoustics of baseball. James Brown
12. Traffic
13. Top of hour
14. Sports, traffic
June 27, 2001
Disc 2
1. Lisa's dogs. Creative "No Wake" sign. Pat's friend in hospital. Sea Biscuit
2. David Bell, an All Star?
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports
5. Aqua Quip bubbles. My Doctor, #2. Janice in car. Crime Watch. Buster Brown Show.
6. Traffic
7. Tag
8. Top of hour
9. Sports
10. Eating candy
11. Waterways Cruise. Factory stores.
12. Bottom of hour
13. News,
14. James Brown test. Little Big Horn ghosts. Lisa deer story. Big Al, Houdini and afterlife.
15. Cruises by Kay. 13 Coins. Lisa voices. Carroll O'Connor memories
16. It's Over.
June 28, 2001
Disc 1
1. Goodbye; Lisa clothes donation. Lame Sodo Mojo song
2. Sodo Mojo song, continued
3. Song continued
4. Song, end. Jack Lemmon. Paula Poundstone
5. Top of hour
6. News: man with spear in behind. "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
7. Letterman: Things Babe Ruth would say
8. Traffic
9. The Banana Man, from Captain Kangaroo. Embarrassing moment: an intentional one, as Pat was hired at a function to walk out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to his shoe.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. Sports
12. Nirvana song, "Fluff," Spuddy's mom. Pat's embarrassing e-mails
13. Traffic
14 Top of hour.
15. Sports
16. Big butt, Stevie Nicks. Tech News: Streaming soon? Earthlink rate increase. Mexican secret snapshots. Rod Danz
June 28, 2001
Disc 2
1. We back? Travel expert.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports, not traffic
4. More travel, 13 Coins
5. Traffic, money
6. Top of hour
7. Sports
8. Route 66. It's a Gas. Embarrassing moments; "Stick it out 'till noon."
9. Soccer embarrassing moments
10. Bottom of hour
11. Little Big Horn ghosts. Best of the worst; Dumb criminals & revolving door, other blunders. Pat runs over Patti's cat on their first date.
12. Breaking News: Microsoft decision. Escapee squirrel. Sci-Fi Channel
13. It's Over
June 29, 2001
Disc 1
1. Intros
2. Birthdays. Seattte times no longer publishing?
3. "Little girls have big dreams too." Dialing phone.
4. Top of hour
5. News: Topless dancer sues her club. Sports. KOMO is broadcast leader of the world. Call Seattle Times. Potato Peelings.
6. Letterman intro
7. Letterman
8. Dry 4th.
9. Bottom of hour; tease for Clem.
10. News: Donald Trump's swan, sports
11. Seattle one of the most likely place to be stung by bee. Lisa and bee; stung on butt and armpit. Pulled her skirt up at deli, in front of man. Clem in studio. Clerk at drive-thru piano tuner. Sound effects; Lisa says she doesn't care. She does sound effects anyway. "Silent but deadly."
12. Traffic
13. Tag
14. Top of hour
15. Sports
16. Jay sound effects story. Sheri sounds like man.
June 29, 2001
Disc 2
1. Pablo Cruse ad. Guy named Guy. Pat has clapper for butt noises. Caveman explanations
2. Waterway's Cruses
3. Bottom of hour
4. Jenny: More men are serial killers. Rich in his car: women are better at rolling their eyes in disgust. Bill makes squeeking sounds. Steve in Tacoma does Lisa as an animal (chicken). Charlie in U-District bird calls. Accents. Jason Valentine A. I. review. Albertsons ad.
5. Top of hour
6. Traffic, sports.
7. Jim Carrey feud. Top 10 Sound Effects That Guys Can Do
8. Name This Tune
9. Bottom of hour
10. News: Pearl Harbor movie with pornography
11. Robert Goulet. Fred Hopkins: "The Man and the Monster"
12. More Hopkins
13. It's Over.
July 2, 2001
Disc 1
1. Intros. Outfall to the "Seattle Times is not publishing" bit.
2. [above segment continued] "This is just a dumb radio show." Gary on Space Needle (afraid of heights). Pat emphasizes: "The Seattle Times is STILL PUBLISHING!"
3. Term busters. Weekly World News. Pat's huge butt.
4. Top of hour
5. News, dumb criminal. Sports. KOMO-FM format? Mariners.
6. Letterman: Cool Things about being richest man
7. "Life Goes On... Bra!"
8. Waterways Cruise
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports
11. Pat's weekend. This is not the season for summer. Gun control, McCain. "Look out the window." "You can almost see the vomit."
12. Kalakala song. SAG negotiations. Big Brother 2
13. Traffic
14 Top of hour
15. News. O. J. Simpson. Leader of Mexico gets married. Tornado Diet.
16. Philosophy professor joke. Buster Hump letter to Art Bell.
July 2, 2001
Disc 2
1. M. G. Whitney
2. Traffic
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports
5. Maxmillion. Cando Fillargian. First call: Jackie. Fortune cookies?
6. Traffic
7. Breathing into the microphone
8. Top of hour
9. Limerick, sports
10. More Maxmillion, stripping, out of cookies. Great Harvest Bread
11. Heimlich or CPR for choking? They're not choking on Wall Street
12. Bottom of hour
13. News: 92 year old woman howls obscenities from her porch. Pat's story of old man in Bend, Oregon cursing by store
14. Maxmillion revealed! Joe McHale's life
15. Show biz gossip? Survivor. 13 Coins.
16. It's Over
17. From June 29: Gary Hoffman Dick Cheney heart operation news.
July 3, 2001
Disc 1
1. Lease-a-Lisa contest, golfing
2. Weekly World News: Luciano Pavaratti's butt too big. Harold message
3. Top of hour
4. News: human arm found in canal. Life's ironies. Pixie Awards.
5. Letterman: Police courses
6. Traffic
7. Lease-a-Lisa
8. Bottom of hour, "Every bun."
9. Sports
10. 13 Coins, Pat's typical breakfast. Gold Bond / Ovalteen. History quiz
11. Dr. Laura tag (Pat's grandma's hair)
12. Traffic
13. Top of hour
14. News: Maggots in McDonald's cheeseburger.
15. Taxidermied animals. How about mounting Pat? Fireworks cities (Eastside Journal column). Great Harvest Bread, big butt.
July 3, 2001
Disc 2
1. Traffic
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Brad Beagleman Sings! Supposed facts. Henny Youngman. Dogs. Varietyspeak
5. Pat's traffic, late Tosch.
6. Top of hour
7. Sports
8. Contrast & Compare "Light My Fire." Bend Water pageant. Porcupine races.
9. M. G. Whitney. Fire songs. Bugle player
10. Bottom of hour.
11. News: Severed arm.
12. Interns build milk carton float. The "Give Junk Away" contest.
13. Traffic
14. It's Over
July 4, 2001, prerecorded
Disc 1
1. 4th event names
2. Meatless burgers
3. County fairs
4. Letterman
5. Gas Works Park. What happened to founding fathers?
6. Stan Freeberg Presents The United States of America
7. Pat's last year's 4th column
8. Stealing from British. Red Sovine
9. Bend River Pageant
10. Bill had to play "America" in band, it has a complicated beat signature. Embarrassing incident. Joke sent in by J. P. Patches. Pat gives a time check of 9:33. (Oops! He never realizes or acknowledges that this is a pre-recorded show and the time would be wrong when aired.)
July 4, 2001
Disc 2
1. My momma said... Mel Allen rap.
2. Bend River Pageant
3. "Woke Up This Morning." Birthday letters to U. S. Hot dogs vs. hamburgers. "If you don't eat hot dogs, you're a commie."
4. Stan Freeberg: "Elderly Man River."
5. Grilling food. Don't look directly at fireworks.
October 4, 2000
(I clumsily scratched on the CD for that day, and so this is the first place I have found to park these tracks on a new CD)
6. Sports: "Hoffie-lurge?"
7. Johnathan & Darline. Presidential debate.
July 5, 2001
Disc 1
1. Neighbors, post 4th of July. Lease-a-Lisa rejected auditions, and winner: Jennifer Ishim
2. Darrell's Cheap Car. About guest. "Don't break water!"
3. Top of hour
4. Sports. "Trade Alex Rodrequez?" ad sample. Yuma Sumac on Ernie Kovacs
5. Letterman
6. Tag
7. Klambo's Learning Schools.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Waitressing, John Madden dream. Bitchin? Geography degree.
11. Traffic
12. Top of hour
13. Sports
14 Paperwork. Ride the Duckworth. Tech news. Dream interpretation
July 5, 2001
Disc 2
1. Miki, talks with guest, house plants. Jennifer's audition tape.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Declaration of Independence. Photo albums. Yankee All-Stars. Pat: "Where am I?" 13 Coins. Wiener eating contest.
5. Top of hour
6. Sports
7. All-Star Game trivia question. Jennifer, Lease-a-Lisa winner, excited to see Stan Boreson.
8. Backstreet Boys: new song by Stan Boreson? New Ichro song. Stan played Japanese cook. Stan performs song. Circ du Sole.
9. Stan's tour business.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. Paul Tosch coughing. Banging on radio. All-Star Baseball
12. End of the Roll. Name This Tune
13. Rocket Man. "Marinoreo's" Camp.
14. It's Over
July 6, 2001
Disc 1
1. Lease-a-Lisa #2: Cassie Wilson. Megaphone
2. Objection. Pat's son craps on plane.
3. Top of hour
4. Sports
5. Letterman: Rap names
6. Traffic
7. Coe, continued
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Drug test. Bronco. Airplane stories. Autographs. All-Star game hype. Pat calls "Al L. Starr" from phone book, he declines to go on air. M. G. Whitney
11. Patio furniture
12. Top of hour
13. Autograph tips. Pat's autographed ball. Poplar Doppler. Waterway's cruise.
July 6, 2001
Disc 2
1. 80's music
2. Tag
3. End of the Roll tag
4. Bottom of hour
5. News: Grandma smuggles heroin to grandson in jail. Sports
6. Lisa dance discussion: "Is this the table she dances on?" Trisha in studio for her recent birthday. Backwards talk family. Most annoying song: "Little Blue Man." Men vs. women noises.
7. Traffic, money
8. Top of hour
9. Sports
10. Jerry makes car vocal effects. Kevin Eubanks
11. More Eubanks. What is TVW?
12. Bottom of hour
13. News: chad fell from sky.
14. Lease-a Lisa rejects. Fred Hopkins introduction. "Potato peelings." Pat's cell phone. Hopkins review: "The Corpse Vanishes."
15. End of the Roll tags. It's Over
July 9, 2001
Disc 1
1. Lease-a Lisa #3: Leslie D. Massage parlors. Pat the pick-pocket. All-Star apathy.
2. Traffic
3. Schell with shiner. All-Star game. Blimp. Sky diving
4. Top of hour
5. Sports. History of baseball.
6. Letterman: Signs your Top 10 List sucks.
7. Leslie D.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. "Our sale ends soon." 13 Coins. Lesle's story. Pat Cashman Golf Classic. Golf Joke contest. (It's interesting to hear these early golf jokes again, considering that Lisa and Scott simply gave up and awarded the prizes to the callers who phoned in on the last day. These early callers didn't stand a chance.)
11. Golf jokes. Margot: guy stranded on a desert island. "Wanna play a round?" Chuck from Bremerton: thunderstorm. Dave: drive hits wife on head.
12. Traffic
13. Theme from "Ordinary People"
14. Top of hour
15. Oh-Boy Oberto wins. Massage. Why can't you give yourself massage? Go into the forest and find a tree like Baloo the bear.
July 9, 2001
Disc 2
1. Connor. Waterways Cruse
2. Eating healthy
3. Bottom of hour
4. News: Harry Potter. Sports
5. Gorlic Vacuum. Lighten Up. Could we have some clean golf jokes, please? 13 Coins. More golf jokes. John: Tiger Woods, golf tees, Mercedes & old timer. Christian (non-golf joke). Chuck in Tacoma: Ball retriever.
6. Rick Sorrow, analogies.
7. Top of hour
8. Sports, blimp interview
9. Becky recommendation. Waterways cruises.
10. Dr. Lloyd Prograpler
11. "We now join the Pat Cashman Show, in progress."
12. Bottom of hour
13. Shark news
14. Bike for charity. Great harvest bread. Massage quiz. Massage for animals?
15. Traffic
16. It's Over
July 10, 2001; Scott Burns
Disc 1
1. Who's On First parody. Lisa's Lease-a-Lisa reaction. Sacramento is 107 DEGREES!!!
2. Mr. Megaphone
3. Top of hour
4. Sports. Bug zapper. Scott Burns glasses
5. Letterman: Things ball runner guy is thinking.
6. Fearless Fly theme
7. Running of the Bulls. Bronco
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Name This Tune. County fair announcement: "Best hoe-er."
11. Speeding ticket from satellite monitored rental car
12. Top of hour
13. News: Backstreet Boy in rehab
July 10, 2001
Disc 2
1. Harold
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Sacramento still too hot. "107 DEGREES!" Golf Jokes. Dean Miller: getting a ball across water. Tom in Everett: Mayor Schell on woman's tee. Lighten Up. Jim in Renton: Spotter. (It's all in the delivery) Richard in Lakewood: Woman learning golf from pro. Ron, the Prince of Kent: Moses & Jesus play golf.
5. Traffic
6. Chinose Cafe, to Top of hour
7. Sports, Pilots song
8. Smashmouth "I'm a Believer." Lisa played at being "The Monkees," she always ends up being Peter.
9. Ambiente, Banana Splits
10. Bottom of hour
11. News: Backstreet Boys
12. Big Brother 2
13. Postal Service. Annoying Ethel Merman Zip Code song.
14. Zip Code song stuck in your head? Sing "It's a Small World." It's Over
July 11, 2001, Scott Burns
Disc 1
1. Skylab
2. History via "Got Milk?" Money, Chinoise Cafe, Top of hour
3. Sports. Reality TV.
4. Letterman: Things never heard in a Puffy song
5. More Letterman: Julia Roberts clip.
6. Car problems
7. Bottom of hour
8. Sports
9. Golf Jokes. Leo: funeral procession. Janet: worst golf foresome. John: three little old ladies, flasher, getting their strokes off.
10. Halloween is like Christmas at Cashman house
11. More golf jokes. Ed in Bellingham: young guy, old guy; driving over tree.
12 Top of hour
13. News: hitman with plastic surgery. All-Star organist, Last golf joke. Jeff: distraught man. Gary Condit
July 11, 2001
Disc 2
1, Waterways Cruse. Who popped out first?
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Sticky, sweaty people; eating cherries at store.
5. Christine. Cell phones and cherry pits. Lisa is aggressive in public.
6. Traffic
7. Top of hour
8. Sports. Loud train, one toot salute.
9. Politeness in public. Phillips Milk of Amnesia
10. Product directions.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Bobby Sherman. Reality TV. "Inside Swartz" Dog fetches grenade. Paul Harvey. Milk carton derby, Lisa.
13. Traffic
14. It's Over
15. 13 Coins
16. Fox Communication
July 12, 2001, Scott Burns
Disc 1
1. Bill's low voice. Big Brother 2
2. Big Brother 2
3. Top of hour
4. Sports, Emmy nominations
5. Letterman: Top 10 George W. Bush observations about New York City
6. Traffic
7. Snohomish in Weekly World News. Cheers parody
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Fake tabloid headline contest. Selling testicles for operation.
11. Harrison Ford, pilot. Pretzelman.
12. Traffic
13. Top of hour
14. Tech news. WebVan dead. Lisa has history of being spokesperson for failed dot.coms
July 12, 2001
Disc 2
1. Traffic
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports. Trains.
4. Paul Harvey auditions
5. Big tipper
6. Traffic
7. Top of hour
8. Sports
9. Golf jokes. Don in Everett: rooming with Arnold Palmer. Cannon copier.
10. Breaking news: West Wing of White House evacuated. Golf jokes. George from Oak Harbor: elaborate routine. Margaret: "Why is golf called 'golf?'" Tony in Duvall: New golfer hits 68.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Snohomish police. Age restriction for buying toilet paper? Golf joke. Jim: "If I died, would you remarry?"
13. Lisa on Art Bell: "I'm leaving! I'm coming back," etc. Alien abductions. Bill's golf joke: group of golfers and young lady. Lisa doesn't get joke.
14. Traffic, with Scott's sound effects.
15. It's Over.
July 13, 2001, Scott Burns
Disc 1
1. "Zipity Do Dah" parody
2. Big Brother 2 clips, peed on window.
3. Top of hour
4. Sports. Alien abduction
5. Letterman
6. Traffic
7. Illegal alien hides in chair.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Harrison Ford in Seattle
11. Name that tune
12. Lisa reads "What Lies Beneath" promo, starring Harrison Ford
13. Top of hour
14. Gary Condit. Colombo parody. Hollywood walk of fame.
July 13, 2001
Disc 2
1. Afternoon nap.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports. Ali vs. Foster.
4. Jason Valentine. Vegas hot. Bald. Austin Powers slot machine.
5. Jason review: "The Score." Kick Lisa's chair.
6. Traffic
7. Top of hour
8. Sports. Why Beijing?
9. Golf jokes. Barb in Bremerton: caddy good at finding lost golf balls? Faxed joke: ball lodged in rear of a cow.
10. Golf jokes. Rand: three buddies in heaven; don't step on ducks.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Golf jokes. Rodney: party at golf course, confessions. Tom: foursome of blind firefighters. Winners (all from that morning): Jeff Zimmerman, Rand
13. Fred Hopkins "The Mad Monster."
14. Traffic
15. It's Over
The swing shift job ended here, so recording became sporadic. I did record Pat's return from vacation:
July 18, 2001
Disc 1
1. Start (5:30)
2. Sports.
3. Pat's back. One of Lisa's favorite days. Radio; Pat's show is an acquired taste. Barbara Strisand's husband. Red Skeleton
4. More Red Skeleton
5. Top of the hour. (6:00)
6. Lemonade stand thief. Barney sings seventh inning stretch. Still more Red Skeleton.
7. David Letterman: Top 10 Least Popular Sports Memorabilia
8. Great Harvest Bread cologne.
9. Chicken Fat
10. Bottom of the hour (6:30)
11. Sports
12. "Where we like to say..." (James Brown). Dance to the music, thinking in my mind, itch my back. Lisa's yoga experience: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3. She wears non-white underwear which shows through the yoga uniform. Then her bra pops off. "Loose cattle."
13. Traffic. Judith says welcome back
14. Top of the hour (7:00)
15. Pat and the facts of life.
July 18, 2001
Disc 2
1. Saved by a basketball. Woman politician takes bathroom break in the middle of a filibuster.
3. Judith: "Back to you, Scott. Er, Pat."
4. Sports
5. Studio guests: Niedzielski's. J. P. Patches observations.
6. Crappy Simile Theater. Name game.
7. Traffic
8. Top of hour
9. Sports
10. Etta James
11. "Change the dial? Don't do it!"
12. Pat isn't allowed to say what he did on vacation. Karastan carpet. Crime Watch
13. Bottom of hour.
14. "Don't Let the Sun Catch You Crying." Touching moment with studio guests. Awkward transition from that to big butts. Jennifer Lopez has a big butt, so people are getting "booty implants."
15. Wake up before your alarm goes off. Pat is vowing to read less frequently from the Weekly World News. WWN: Disney lice.
16. It's Over.
July 20, 2001, Friday
Disc 1
1. Sports
2. Singer: Florence Foster Jenkins. Bald Jason. Moon walk anniversary.
3. Correct moon walk time of day? Pat thinks it's different.
4. More moon time debate.
5. Where's Swartz? Dual flush toilet. Capricorn 1. More moon time.
6. Letterman: New adult films in Times Square
7. Capricorn 1
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Mark O' Connor, landing not real? More moon landing: did Armstrong blow his line? Armstrong not excited? Waterways cruise
11. Traffic
12. More moon time debate: caller's kids in pajamas.
13. Top of hour
14. Armstrong could have cashed in. Lou Pinella as Armstrong. "One step for A man?" Burt Higgins.
July 20, 2001
Disc 2
1. "For A man" confirmation
2. Bottom of hour.
3. Sports
4. Zack Errands birthday surprise. Jason Valentine: "America's Sweethearts." Paul Tosch's special music. Michael Douglas looks like he's acting. Sleepy LaBeef.
5. "They have rides and animals at the fair?"
6. Top of hour
7. Sports
8. Washington Cedar.com. ELO. Performance art with real bull body. Arnold Swartenagger crank call.
9. Lisa to meet Harrison Ford?
10. Bottom of hour
11. Contrast and compare: "Betty Davis Eyes." Tabloid headline contest. Fred Hopkins: "Nightmare Castle."
12. It's Over
13. Bill Deal movie review
July 23, 2001
Disc 1
1. Bottom of hour
2. Sports
3. Intros. "My Own Grandpa." Vacations, Mike Murphy
4. (above segment continued) Gary's vacation, cruise to Mexico
5. Lisa's weekend at Museum of Flight, met Harrison Ford.
6. Top of hour
7. Sports. "We want to be your radio station." Name this tune.
8. Letterman: life guard pet peeves
9. Traffic
10. Segue Serenade, "Help me, I think I'm fallin'..." Live reaction.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports
13. Lisa on "special assignment." Burt Higgins (from Friday). Bobblehead night. Product warnings: iron while wearing, chain saw genitals. Lighten Up.
14. Traffic.
15. Top of hour
16. RBI vs RBI's. More Lisa and Harrison Ford. Any blue-nose listening? Lisa's Suberu. Harrison Ford not funny, not tall.
July 23, 2001
Disc 2
1. "Hey 19" Still more on charity event. Pat NOT invited. Auctioneer. Lisa steals pens.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Linda McLure, Exploration Northwest. Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies. New contest: Top of the charts. Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. Pat goes off-mic to find a CD. The CD is missing, so Pat says "I've been ripped off!"
5. Top of hour (Casey Kasem)
6. Sports. Bill wouldn't have stumbled over the name, but Gary can't read his own handwriting.
7. Stout Hearted Men
8. Weekly World News: Pit bull attack, woman bites back.
9. Bottom of hour
10. 13 Coins. Sea-Tac airport is #1... in delayed flights. Astrology university course, Lisa defends it. Chinoise Cafe, sushi. Upcoming birthday for someone who's name rhymes with "Pizza Roster."
11. It's Over
July 24, 2001, Lisa's 40th Birthday
Disc 1
1. Sports
2. Rain not forecasted, always rains on July 24th. Homer and Jethro. Lisa is 29? Chinoise Cafe
3. Lisa is 40. Pat is 80? Laughing birthday doll.
4. Top of hour
5. News: pornography okay on library computers.
6. News: dog poops money, Sports. This Is Your Life: former boyfriend.
7. Letterman: Things dumb guys say about the economy.
8. Hoping for open convertible for Torchlight Parade, not open trailer. This Is Your Life: personal ad.
9. "Yes! I made it to 40!!!" The body really changes between 30 and 40. Dennis, calling for Rick Miller Show
10. Bottom of hour, Jim call: "Do you still get to keep your part-time job at Hooters?"
11. Sports
12. Once a Day, Vulcan Class, Low Sodium, Cloraspar, Floraflavan, Galvaphase 2000: "The Little Problem." This Is Your Life: The Pope: "You're a year closer to God." Public bathroom break in the middle of filibuster; citation for urinating in public? 13 Coins. This Is Your Life: Lisa's neighbor Tony. Segue to Dr. Laura Moment
13. Traffic. Nelly Cornish fountains.
14. Top of hour
15. Sports with Gary; breaking voice. Lisa doesn't feel 40, Gary doesn't feel 40 when touching Lisa. Doris gave birth at 40. This Is Your Life: laughing voice. Lisa opens first gift: Cork-It anti-diarrhea pills.
July 24, 2001
Disc 2
1. Dave Dudley. Pat recounts when Lisa got Dave to call in for Pat's birthday. Arthur Allen thanked for making CD. Miss Dudley shocked at what age you is.
2. This Is Your Life: Doctor's office confirmation.
3. Bottom of hour
4. News: Jackson 5 reunion? Sports.
5. Unintelligible Theater. Jennifer Lopez is 31; not all of her parts are turning 31, though. Howard Tate disappeared, was found 29 years later. Fred Russell brought cake: "39.9" Another gift: Fanny Floss; better not read all the directions on the air. This Is Your Life: overdue video. Patrick Ewing got free sex from mob club, but Gary doesn't want to read the story. This Is Your Life: Antonio the barista.
6. Janis Joplin's "Get It While You Can."
7. Top of hour
8. Gill Gross news: knife thrower. Sports: Bobblehead night.
9. Top of the Charts edition of Who Wants To Be a Millionaire. "Lee Anne doesn't rhyme." Miki call, mysterious lemmo at 7-11. Miki on television? Pat choked up over Ambiente. Lyle's Tiles.
10. This Is Your Life: Larry Nelson. "The Happy Organ." Gift: Gummy Butts. "Get your hands of my Gummy Butts!"
11. Top of hour
12. News: heat surges. Lighten Up.
13. This Is Your Life: Lisa's sister, separated at birth. Gift: Gas Blaster Man. This Is Your Life: Pedro. Which Sports Guy Popped Out First? Barry Barnes? This Is Your Life: doctor's appointment confirmation repeat.
14. This Is Your Life: former boyfriend. This Is Your Life: laughing person again.
15. Traffic
16. "You're 40. You know what that means?" "It's Over."
90 Minute tape
Side 1
August 2, 2001; 8:10 - 8:55
Seafair history
Jean Godden in studio. Talks about Twin Teepees
Clem: Top 10 Nice ways to put more sex into show
Gary Hoffman not wearing a shirt
Nude Jean
Receptionist call tapes.
Godden list: Top 10 ways dumb guys think of Pat
Side 2
blank
August 5, 2001
Seafair Sunday
Disc 1
1. Intros, fuel restrictions. "Mookie" Cashman.
2. More fuel restrictions, mis-named hydros.
3. Traffic
4. Music didn't play. Women drivers.
5. Breaking commercials. Gary Hoffman celebrity interview, "Mayor Schell?"
6. Serious interviews. End of first non-race segment.
7. Another heat.
8. Talk about Morning Show
9. Ignore the loud planes. Why "heats?" Mental drift.
10. Hydro racer (?) Marvin O. Clambeau. Blue Angels intro. Pat recalls flying with the Blue Angels.
11. Pat got to do a barrel roll for the Angles. More memories, Pat had to say "hook!" Paul Tosch in person. Pilot hierarchy, where does Paul fit? Gary's father-in-law was Angles pilot. Angles coverage. Excited P. A. announcer.
Seafair 2001
Disc 2
1. Fat Albert. Blue Angles travel with flight surgon (dental sound effects).
2. Blue Angles continued. Seafair has clean Honeybuckets. Double farble. How is smoke created? Move Mercer Island?
3. Great Morning Show prepared for tomorrow? Heavy G.
4. Still more Blue Angles. Does Paul Tosch make those maneuvers?
5. Final Blue Angles
6. Thanks to Lake City Florists.
7. Resume non-race coverage. Is Mokie nearby? "Impressions" of the race. Bet on meat hydros.
8. Give the Pat Cashman show a try... for seven years. Another stupid question: are those the same boats in each heat?
9. Art Saunders pre-produced segment: Seafair history. Seafair memories (Spleensqueegee.) Pat flub: "Seamare."
10. J. P. Patches: can I mention Pemco?
11. More J. P., Lisa not on the show enough. Gertrude can strip on show. Noisy Red Barron planes. Bill Nye. Why do airplanes fly?
12. Madison movie. 50 weight synthetic oil. Bill Nye claim rebuke. Bill's new show and website: billnye.com.
13. Russ Wycks, speed record.
14. Mid-race coverage: Fred Leeland "Ohhhh!!"
Seafair 2001
Disc 3
1. Breaking news: no lane assignments. Pat (Mookie) predictions. Pat praises "Mookie". Hoffman interview: Gary Locke
2. Traffic. KOMO promo: Cashman testimonials.
3. More pleas for listeners. People incorporate Morning Show into their dreams. Hoffman duck interview. Rejected hydro names. Superstitions. Men have to name everything. Uncle Moe's Snappy Inn.
4. Hoffman hits the coolers. Fuel restrictions explained. Beauty points? Why not bigger tails? Mookie praises Pat. Pat O'Day's lonesome life and whale imitations.
5. End
6. Mason Coatings. It's not what's on the inside that counts. Testimonials.
(To fill out the rest of the CD, I archived a tape copy of Jim and Andy Beck's Ask Me Anything from September 1993 on KING 1090.)
7. Salmon Days, Nelson ratings
8. Electronic parking meters.
9. Espresso cart, hiccups
10. Bottom of hour
11. What to call '00 decade? Salmon Days.
12. Dangerous jobs.
13. Does cold water boil faster?
14. Rick Miller crossover
15. Ron Fairly closing comments.
August 8, 2001
5:35 - 7:07
1. Jimmie Doland, "Hot Rod Race." Charlie in the U-District, Oregon State football. Playmates, "Beep, Beep." Great Harvest Bread
2. "Beep, Beep" continued. Republicans help Green Party members get on ballot. Gary late for money report. Mike broke the money report. Pat and Lisa Certanteed ad.
3. Top of hour, an eye opener.
4. News: Maria Carrey. Sports, bleary-eyed Mariners fans. Idea for a contest: count the Don Carlson tooth whistles. Another idea: listener movie reviews. Pat recalls past attempt at another station. "Attack of the Clones" title criticized. Rejected titles for the movie.
5. Letterman: Signs your kid is addicted to gambling. Waterways Cruise.
6. Bessie Smith. Lisa ad: Decor Carpet.
7. Lisa ad: Asthma research. Bottom of hour
8. News: dumb criminal. Sports.
9. Fox Communication. Weather ("Yeah!!") Brad Liggins on phone, had to book a stripper for Pat. Pat and Lisa argue about Brad Liggins. Pat fights Paul Duckworth. Is Bill flipping over to Lisa's side? The celebrity comes in. Ambiente ad in the middle of this tawdry business. The celebrity strips. Revealed: it's Lou Pinella.
10. Traffic. Mail Boxes Etc., do you have to shell the packing peanuts?
11. Sleepers in Seattle (pudding). Top of hour.
12. News: Gomer Pyle promoted. Sports.
Back to a swing shift job. Every day of show recorded through the end of September.
August 10, 2001; Friday
Disc 1
1. Sports
2. Stout Hearted Men. Carl from Bothel on Mariners. Deloris: "Enough with the bread!"
3. Multitasking. Leslie from Redmond. Jackknife song.
4. Top of hour
5. News. Power grid almost collapsed.
6. Sports. Greenthings Nursery II. Nixon tape intro. Ken Boynton call.
7. Letterman: Least popular items at the Disney Store.
8. Nixon tape 1
9. "Martha Stewart Is the Anti-Christ" song. Nixon tape #2, #3.
10. Bottom of hour (Norwalk).
11. Sports
12. Lisa Interrupts. Nixon tape #4. Dr. Seuss. Macy Gray's National Anthem. Cathy and Donald Duck birthdays. Bright lights block meteor shower. Nixon tape #5: strip poker. People getting into zoo exhibits.
13. Traffic
14. "Back to you, Pat." "Cool!"
15. Top of hour
16. Shark news: sue hotel?
17. Sports. Stem cell research. Is Dr. Seed there?
August 10, 2001
Disc 2
1. Surf Dude mentions Pat Pack. More Dr. Seed fallout. "Watch out, Pat."
2. Bottom of hour.
3. Sports
4. Lisa late. Todd Johnson interrupts Lisa. Jason: new Star Wars info, and joke. Review: Rat Race. Jason not fast enough. Brad Liggins juiced up review. Censored.
5. Traffic.
6. Waterways Cruise. Top of hour.
7. "Yeah, whatever." Sports: Bill had to pay for Rose Bowl.
8. History of Swelling. Shelly Baru and Jerry Craft in studio, birthday surprise.
9. Dick's Good Deed Award. Exciting new contest: The Name Game. Male language patterns.
10. Tag
11. Bottom of hour
12. More Nixon tapes. Hopkins: "Kiss Me Quick."
13. Traffic. Duck voice Happy Birthday.
14. Strip poker Nixon tape rerun. It's Over.
August 13, 2001; Monday
Disc 1
1. Sports
2. Avon Walk, Pat at ballpark.
3. Steve Boyce and Como anniversary song.
4. Top of hour
5. Sports. Old Rainier Brewery, new Starbucks facility e-mail. Beatles. Pat sees Jackie Mason.
6. Letterman: Mob euphemisms for killing a guy.
7. Traffic.
8. Kid contestants. Pat goes to Safeco: Edgar chant.
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports
11. United States Forest Service comment box responses. Bad service. Hyband Polyester Slacks. Fertilize your bamboo.
12. Traffic.
13. Top of hour
14. News: Clapping banned in Lyndhurst, New Jersey city council meetings. Mariner trivia question. Dr. Nurse and 1990 Best of Seattle. Man who wants to take over the world: Doug.
August 13, 2001
7:20 - 10:00
1. Dear Dotti. "Hey Jude"-ith.
2. Bottom of hour.
3. Sports
4. Florence Foster Jenkens. Cast of Bigfoot's butt; made near where Pat camps and sits. Other uses for Pat's butt cast. Auction winners. Strippers raise money. J. C. Penny's haircut. "Turn up your radio." O Brother Where Art Thou?
5. Traffic
6. Top of hour
7. Sports
8. "I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar." 13 Coins. Identify That Smell: Pat is responsible for it. Win Tit-nic, Dicks.
9. Cambophalargian. Billy & Nancy. Onions smell like B. O.
10. Bottom of hour
11. Stout Hearted Men. Bridesmaid dresses. Etiquette tips. Green Things Nursery II.
12. Traffic. Big truck "wenched" out.
13. Lisa's homemade bread. Bill tries some. For him, "It's Over."
August 14, 2001
Disc 1
1. Sports. Titanium River Salmon.
2. Guy Mitchel and John Denver. Lisa and Bill won't fill the dead air time while Pat looks up the information. Social Security, IRS and rebate.
3. Pat gives wrong info, is corrected. John Denver was in the Chad Mitchell Trio, not Guy Mitchell. Pat ought to be suspended. Who put out forest fires before man?
4. Top of hour
5. News: Mattel not happy with court decision: Barbie allowed to pose nude. Sports, "Beast in the east." Randy sympathizes with Pat. Pat still worried about being fired. Pat cleans up the bear joke
6. Letterman: Signs your spouse is a spy.
7. P. U. D.; not "pud."
8. Bane of the Ballpark. Pat at the ballpark.
9. Bottom of hour.
10. Sports
11. More ballpark. Phone call from "Edgar" chanting guy. Shirtless guys and moles.
12. Ear and nose hair trimmer. "Don't stick it in that deep."
13. Nose still stuffed up.
14. Top of hour
15. Sports. Contrast & Compare. "You Are the Sunshine of My Life." Pat plays wrong song. More annoying fans. The wave. People watching. Trivia question: least attended event.
August 14, 2001
Disc 2
1. John Walsh, "America's Most Wanted."
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports. Ice cream man.
4. Prograpler sedation. Brad Liggins. Celebrity strip: Patti Murray? Pat's standards are lower than management's.
5. Perhaps Brad should strip.
6. It wasn't Patti Murray who stripped.
7. Top of hour.
8. Sports
9. Chant: Oommm. Pat and Lisa argue on sex format.
10. More annoying people at baseball games. People who talk to cartoons.
11. Bottom of hour.
12. Pinhead report: buttered up person escapes from closed bar. Brad Liggins calls back; Mable's reaction. Dick's Good Deed Award: Wendy, the puppy trainer. Regis sings! More annoying baseball fans. "Don't bring a glove to the ballpark!"
13. Fog is heavy? It's Pat's breath. It's Over.
August 15, 2001
Disc 1
1. Sports
2. Organ player; Bill's wife's aunt. Liggins discussion. Woman on diet put Pat's face on fridge. "Happy Organ."
3. Buster Hump e-mail on Liggins. Repeat of yesterday's call from Mable.
4. Top of hour
5. Isley Brothers. Upcoming on show.
6. Letterman: Signs your NFL team won't do well.
7. Pat caught on Paul's static.
8. Grunge Lite. Miss America Pageant changes. Lisa falls for the changes.
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports: "It's Gone! Gone!!!"
11. Paul can do better traffic from his hot tub than others from air. Inventions; Totally Absurd Inventions.com. Name This Tune. Compare and Contrast: Phyllis Diller and The Rolling Stones.
12. Traffic.
13. Top of hour
14. News: "Bubble Boy" movie. Sports. Why do we have to eat all the time? Indecisive people at McDonald's. August is best time for trip to D. C.
August 15, 2001
Disc 2
1. Out of town place names. Herb Weisbaum
2. Bottom of hour
3. News: Women in Turkey denied sex to men until water system was built. Sports.
4. Guy Wonderful Show. TV news reaction to the lahar.
5. Public Service Announcement: lahar coverage reaction.
6. Top of hour, news: lahar, forest fire: "sure."
7. Sports. Bushings is wore.
8. Miss America changes
9. Clem: Top 10 Proposed Miss America changes.
10. Tag.
11. Bottom of hour
12. 13 Coins. "Catch a Falling Star and Put It In Your Pocket," (scream). "Macho Man" (birthday request). Harry from Lake City, spider. Mable call replay.
13. Liggins call, discussion about his proposals. Pat and Lisa bicker. It's Over.
August 16, 2001
Disc 1
1. Stout Hearted Men. Billy and Nancy get out. Intros.
2. (Above segment continued.) Road construction. What do flaggers want?
3. More flaggers.
4. Top of hour.
5. Bush toilet paper. Burt Higgins.
6. Rod Danz.
7. Letterman: Canadian complaints about America.
8. Traffic, money.
9. Bottom of hour.
10. Sports.
11. Ken Jeffer energy tip: limit your TV viewing to KING-5 only. Ted Crackerwagon: stem cell research. Pat doesn't know if he's going to go to D. C. or not. Unusual museum: National Museum of Health and Science. Ken Jeffer energy tip: hair blow dryer. Jay in PA e-mail: Lisa's breathless voice.
12. Fixing technical difficulties. CD won't play. Brad Liggins/Dr. Will Cody connection.
13. Traffic.
14. Top of hour
15. Ken Jeffer energy tip: make kids use push mower. Tech news: Web streaming; Pat Pack stream mentioned. Pat's mom uses it.
August 16, 2001
Disc 2
1. Ken Jeffer energy tip: Mercer Islanders are doing their part; no bowling alleys. Miki: D. C. trip, warns Pat that it's too hot. Who Popped Out first?
2. Tag.
3. Bottom of hour
4. News: Hendrix home available on Ebay. Sports.
5. Ken Jeffer: dog ate report. Brad Liggins. Stripper: Mike Lowery. "Incredible." Brad distracts Paul. "The Brad Liggins Station?"
6. Golf joke: frog wish. Eric McKeg, Ichiro song.
7. Traffic
8. Top of hour
9. Sports
10. Kid wins contest, stoic. 13 Coins chef.
11. Rolling Stones
12. Tag.
13. Bottom of hour
14. News: Daycare workers leave kid at Chuck E. Cheeze.
15. Crackerwagon: stem cell research. Buck Ownens joke song. Elvis. Burt Higgins.
16. Ken Jeffer energy saving tip: blow dryer. Traffic, Lisa's computer crashed.
17. Upcoming Butch Patrick interview. It's Over.
August 17, 2001
Disc 1
1. Crappily Rehearsed Theater. Whistling, manuallism. Mervins girl. Other bodily noises. Pat wants to learn the duck voice.
2. Brain Gash Chevrolet, right after real Sunset Chevrolet ad. Butch Patrick interview coming up. "I wish I could get a tape of that." Trans-Atlantic balloon.
3. Top of hour.
4. News: man drowned in cat bowl. Sports. Non-gaming resort? Rare Earth's lame "Are You Ready" rhymes.
5. Letterman: Signs your Amish teen is in trouble.
6. Chicken Fat.
7. Pat doesn't smell fresh, doesn't know he's on hidden microphone. Carl from Silverdale, Lou's got to go. Loosing Mariners calls.
8. Bottom of hour.
9. Sports.
10. Butch Patrick. Wizard of Oz day.
11. More Butch.
12. Traffic.
13. Top of hour.
14. Child answer: "Peerorio." Can I tell joke? Run it past censor. Brad Liggins gives advice on joke. The joke, it's a golf joke: "Buttercups."
August 17, 2001
Disc 2
1. James Brown. Fanny. Name That Tune. "Turn up your radio." Miss Dudley wins, Tootsie plays too.
2. Tag.
3. Sequels are always better.
4. Sports. George W. talks about Yankees. Broc Heward: "Big muscles in their pants."
5. Levitz announcer. Jason Valentine: "Don't you want me to shout?" (Pat had played Tears For Fears' "Shout.") Review: "American Pie 2," "American Pie-larious." New Seahawks ads. Surf Dude in studio: report and dirty joke: "Why does Miss Piggy bathe in honey?" "What can Life Savers do..." (Doesn't finish joke.) Cowboy Code. Smithsonian Barbie; urban legend.
6. Traffic.
7. Top of hour
8. Sports
9. Davy Crocett, The Squirrels.
10. No Fred. Nixon blues.
11. Bottom of hour.
12. Facts of Life news. 80s TV reunions.
13. Chlorospar part 2. Mylt Buckner songs. Kirby e-mail
14. Pat gone! Hate Mail from Rachel; on Lisa, "No man will have you".
15. Traffic.
16. It's Over.
August 20, 2001, Monday
Scott Burns In For Pat Cashman Show
Disc 1
1. Promo for today's show, recorded earlier by Pat for air on other KOMO shows.
2. Start. Scott Burn's new hairdo.
3. Bleach your hair.
4. Top of hour
5. This day in history. Clip toenail.
6. Letterman: Rejected Ben & Jerry ice cream flavors.
7. Traffic
8. Dress code
9. Bottom of hour
10. News, on Paul Harvey. Gary's own voice cracked. Sports.
11. Roseanne sings national anthem. Name that tune: fake Tootsie, real Tootsie. Old car smell. State ferries. Toilet roundup.
12. Top of hour.
13. News: South Pole chocolate bar found. Sports. Cell phones: Compton ban.
August 20, 2001
Disc 2
1. Cell phones, continued. Barney Fife cell phones.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports. Scott off to the races.
4. Lighten Up. Cell phones. Scott never read owner's manual. Automotive trash bags. Children know how to dodge out of the way when being reprimanded in the car. Makes Lisa's butt want to suck a lemon. Bonnie: KOMO rodent moment? Evil eye. People drive as if people's heads are shoved somewhere. Clem: Top 10 other performing rodents.
5. Traffic
6. Top of hour
7. Sports, "Hey Barney" golf
8. Vacations. George W. Bush travelogue.
9. Great Harvest Bread. Larry Keith, Washington State Ferries.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. News: car dealer fined for selling seven cars to old man.
12. More hair talk. George W. Bushisims. Vampire bus. Postal arrest. Reality TV. Exploding manhole covers. Words, derivations.
13. Traffic
14. End.
August 21, 2001, Scott Burns
Disc 1
1. Intros. Hairdo. Baseball. Venetian blinds.
2. (Above segment continued.) Panda handlers. Johnny Quest.
3. Downtown toilets; what advertisements?
4. Top of hour
5. News: toilets. "Doesn't sit well with him."
6. Sports. Golf. Toilets.
7. Letterman: Rejected slogans for Major League Baseball.
8. "Not PAY toilets!"
9. Great Harvest Bread. Toilets. Proud to be number two.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. Sports
12. Katy and Kelly from Lighten Up. Still more toilet talk. Kelly: University District toilet suggestions. Find the Fake Headline contest.
13. Traffic
14. Top of hour
15. News: watching movies with the lights on. Sports. Clint Eastwood and Olsen twins. Sharks. Gary Condit. Agreed to pass toilet issue, and pushing it, and pushing it...
August 21, 2001
Disc 2
1. Craig Crow, David Holt. MOHAI benefit, Rainier "R."
2. Bottom of hour
3. News: Emenem's family. Sports
4. MOHAI comedians "on" toilets. Heidi wins. Comedy at casino.
5. Top of hour
6. Sports. Conserve water tag.
7. Best city for families.
8. Monkees. Slumlord.
9. Bottom of hour
10. Slight Gary stumble through time check.
11. What rhymes with "hits?" Slumlord, bad apartments. MOHAI contest. Fact true? Harrison Ford encounter. Ambiente. Scoop Jackson. Gary Locke's speech writer. George W. Bush travelogue: broccoli.
12. Traffic
13. End. "You call that a show?"
14. 13 Coins.
August 22, 2001; Scott Burns
Disc 1
1. Traffic: not Lisa. Rain.
2. Bob Dylan. Frank Sinatra. Sharks.
3. Top of hour
4. McDonald's contest rigged.
5. Letterman: Things my mother said when growing up.
6. Waterways Cruise
7. Sunbeam shower toaster.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Name This Tune. Run over radio. Spell "Ambiente?"
11. Traffic
12. Top of hour
13. Tony Danza to host Miss America. Gomer Pyle. John Wayne
August 22, 2001
Disc 2
1. TV shows commonly popular among black and white viewers. Reality TV.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Interrupting Paul. Jessica Howard. On the Boards. Little Shop of Horrors. Fake blood; Swartz: "Yum!" How to make purple catsup.
5. Traffic
6. Top of hour
7. Sports from Canada. Swartz Sports: Coach moons little league team to make them smile for photo.
8. Q-Tip rectal thermometers
9. Technical problems. Good Deed Award.
10. Bottom of hour
11. McDonald's news.
12. Herb Weisbaum.
13. Mona Lisa stolen. Spam Museum. Scott runs out of material
14. Traffic
15. "You call that a show?"
16. Certanteed Windows (Pat and Lisa ad)
August 23, 2001; Scott Burns
Disc 1
1. Chewing. Intros.
2. (Above segment continued.) Loud shoes. Air hog.
3. Bee Gees song, Puyallup Fair roller coaster wedding. Tootsie call: misheard lyrics.
4. Top of hour.
5. News: naked man leads police to marijuana grow. Sports. More misheard lyrics. Obscure laws.
6. Letterman: Signs your neighbor is in the Mafia.
7. Traffic
8. "Breakfurst" with Great Harvest Bread. "Arrested" bread. More obscure laws.
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports: "Seahawk weenier getting higher, higher."
11. Name game. Movie theme song: "Bikini Full of Trouble." WKRP.
12. Traffic
13. Top of hour. News: parasailor stuck on Statue of Liberty.
14. News: Michael Jackson tribute concert in New York City. Tech News.
August 23, 2001
Disc 2
1. Hairdo. Parasailor.
2. Bottom of hour. Scott tosses to "Gary Larson."
3. Sports
4. Song lyrics. Roller coasters. Carry Grant rumor. Lisa at movie theaters.
5. Traffic.
6. Top of hour,
7. Sports
8. Condit. McDonald's contest and song.
9. Billy Quan. New York mayor's race.
10. Ambiente.
11. Bottom of hour.
12. News: Naked man again; more details. "Played with his yo-yo."
13. More on naked man, obscure laws. One foot required on floor while kissing. Waterway's Cruise: Reggie weggie veggie. Would you live in a castle? Martha Stewart. Citrus beetle quarantine.
14. "You call that a show?"
August 24, 2001, Friday
Scott Burns
Disc 1
1. Gary Condit. Pompeii.
2. Microsoft publicity stunt. Typewriters.
3. Top of hour.
4. Steve Pool weather. Gary Condit. Harrison Ford has filed for separation.
5. Letterman: Ways New York City cops are more courteous.
6. Parasailor: protesting the sale of land mines.
7. Bottom of hour.
8. Sports. Men's only golf course.
9. Old Pat and Scott commercial: Pay 'n' Pak. Horny Goat Weed.
10. Traffic.
11. Top of hour.
12. Bill Clinton for Horny Goat Weed. to Steve Pool: "Get on with it!" Scott is abysmal in afternoon. Strange pharmaceuticals. Foreign ad translations.
13. Lost wallet in hay. Name That Tune.
August 24, 2001
Disc 2
1. Bottom of hour
2. Sports
3. Jason Valentine: fall movie preview: Glitter, Zoolander, Monsters Inc., Shallow Hal, Harry Potter, Spy Game, Oceans 11, Ali, Lord of the Rings, Enterprise. Scott takes it too far. Paul Harvey.
4. Traffic, compact fluorescents.
5. Top of hour.
6. Sports. The Steve Pool Station.
7. Art Bell newsletter. Scott for Paul Harvey. Roller coaster wedding.
8. Squeak sound effect. Good Deed Award, read as Pat. KOMO 100. John Cleese, "The Human Face," Learning Channel.
9. Bottom of hour
10. News: person cutting himself up, lopped of a "round appendage."
11. "Shake of a lamb's tail." Commercial production: Vince from Clatter and Din. Kit Harris. Pat on helium to do elf voice, passes out. Faces, Elizabeth Hurley. More Pompeii. Studio alarm goes off.
12. End.
August 27, 2001, Monday
Disc 1
1. Pat returns. CD problems. Pat's vacation, shark cartilage. Horny Goat Weed.
2. Put Goat Weed in lunchroom. Gary Condit.
3. Top of hour
4. News: Bob Martwick obit. Sports. Eila. Powerball. Arthur Rhodes Cubic Zerconium Earring Day. Stimulate the economy. "Kookie Lend Me Your Comb."
5. Letterman: Ways Gary Condit can improve his image.
6. Traffic.
7. Sylvan / Clabos. Norm Christopherson's daughter essay: "Morning Brew." Traffic... again.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Second Anniversary cake, from Sea Monkey. D. C. trip, Holocaust museum.
11. Top of hour.
12. News: Eila, pop stars die in plane crashes. Pat's navel ring, fight. More on earrings topic. President Taft call.
August 27, 2001
Disc 2
1. Wedding, Kilts, Kalakala.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Beef jerky gum. D. C. vacation. Ford's Theater. Cameras, photography. Pat took camera into a place he shouldn't.
5. Traffic.
6. Top of hour
7. News, Gill Gross: criminals steal medicine from vet clinic. Sports, golf tourney.
8. Camera story, continued. Capitol building.
9. Camera story aftermath.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. 13 Coins. Eaten tape: Patty Cashman Gold Bond ad ruined. Tootsie on camera topic: can't read at House of Representatives. Miki on topic. Annapolis: can't break up six packs.
12. Traffic. It's Over.
13. Advertisement: Jack Potter for Washington State Lottery, with Bob Capps.
August 28, 2001, Tuesday
Disc 1
1. Groucho Marx. Premium doctors.
2. (Above segment continued.) UPS Day. More this day in history. Mark Spitz.
3. "We now join the Pat Cashman Show, in progress;" Carl from Enumclaw: MLK speech in 1963, not 1863. Roller coaster wedding.
4. Top of hour
5. News: Super mosquito repellant: catnip. Sports. Springstine-like Flintstones theme. Saving energy contest.
6. Letterman: Rejected college mascots.
7. "Home De-Pot"
8. "Why Don't We Do It In the Road?" Burma Shave.
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports
11. Brad Liggins; stations he's taken to the top. Liggins called Pat's mom, she wants higher ratings.
12. Cindy Rhinehart strips.
13. Traffic
14. Top of hour
15. News: Clinton goes bikini shopping with Anthony Hopkins. Sports. Alfie, the dog that eats anything.
August 28, 2001
Disc 2
1. Unusual wedding, John Rally and Kate McDermont.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports, Pat golf aftermath. 13 Coins exhibition cooking.
4. Sinatra: "I'm Getting Married In the Morning." Compost sent to wedded couple.
5. Sun in Lisa's eyes. Marge call. Reign of terror. Taft.
6. Top of hour
7. Sports. Tampa Bay: bottom feeders?
8. Gary Condit.
9. Fast food sketch. Dick's Good Deed: Vietnam adoptees.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. News: Mr. Rogers retires.
12. Gary Condit's own talk show. Hoffman afternoon. Buster Hump: mass transit. Mistaken rapture; revealed as urban legend.
13. Prize package: Palomino Restaurant. (They don't serve Palominos there.) Who Popped Out First?
14. Traffic.
15. Martin Luther King speech. It's Over.
16. Advertisement: Jack Potter for Washington State Lottery, with Alice Randle.
August 29, 2001, Wednesday
Disc 1
1. "You Are Too Beautiful For Words," Bill school shopping, Pat off mic looking for CD. Eaten tape. Truth?
2. Jumper
3. Top of hour
4. News, jumper, gawkers. Callers: Penny and Steve
5. David Letterman: Signs that times are tough at Disney
6. More road rage, Randy.
7. Bottom of hour
8. Sports, Latka. 13 Coins
9. Roller coaster wedding, September 14. Motion sickness? Seattle is polite, but not friendly. Cop digs ditch; historic landfill; going to the dump.
10. Model airplanes in the dump. 85 year old singer.
11. Traffic
12. Top of hour. Pat can't believe it's seven.
13. Suzy Gray, better than Rod Danz. Newport Hills Shopping Center was dump. Pat and Lisa's dump plans. Cones must be melted. Danger at dump.
Wednesday August 29, 2001
Disc 2
1. Presented by Foster's. More Suzy Gray: "I Need a Hug." Roxanne fell in dump.
2. Dump tease
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports
5. Wrong song. Concise Book of Lying. Biggest liar in Seattle. Dorothy the secretary is back. Crime Watch.
6. Traffic
7. Top of hour
8. Sports whop-de-do. Bob Nelson's Low Key Sports Network
9. Pat missed birthday mention. Locke letter to Paul Tosch. Waterways Cruise
10. Pat late from commercial. Jumper.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Draggin' the lake. Andy the cat. Miki call. Sears pan.
13. Kent Phillips for Bartell's & Pat's mixed up dream. Pat drools when happy. Dog in commercial
14. It's over?
August 30, 2001, Thursday
Disc 1
1. "Put Another Log On the Fire." Send in nutty songs to the show. Frankenstine day. Scary movies: Porkies?
2. Crime stories
3. Top of hour
4. Beatles cover versions. More crime. Mariners.
5. Letterman: Signs your little league player may be too old.
6. Contrast and compare: "Revolution," Dick Foley. Waterways Cruise.
7. Lisa's stupid squirrel. Getting knocked out hurts!
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Dicks ad. Pistol whipped. Consello. "Dog named Sex."
11. Toast song. What would a day be without a mention of Gary Condit? His children resign from California governor's office.
12. Traffic.
13. Tease: Microsoft story.
14. Top of hour
15. Tech News: more than just the layoffs. Chicken Fat.
August 30, 2001
Disc 2
1. Randy Reeves: "Man, I love workin' blue!"
2. Tag.
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports
5. Janet Jackson news. Tony Ventralla, old days of local news. Sun coming through window (literally).
6. Dead air. More Ventralla. Ruth Walsh. Pat's history, writing TV promos. Consultants.
7. Traffic.
8. Top of hour
9. Sports. No Seattle WSU Football radio affiliate.
10. Martha Norwalk. Ventralla and Mariners.
11. Bartell's laugh. Lennon for sale sketch.
12. Tag.
13. Bottom of hour
14. News: Cut off my feet.com
15. 13 Coins. "Raging Bull." Boxing club.
16. Ventralla for senator? Pat bouncing around on his rear end (from station to station).
17. It's Over.
Friday August 31, 2001
Disc 1
1. "Teddy Bear's Picnic." Jerry Lewis, singing actors, "Wind-Up Toy."
2. The Monks "We Will Rock You." Mayor's race, big wake, Lisa's dog doesn't swim
3. Top of hour
4. Marla Muldour story: she was a customer in Lisa's bank, had a big hole in her pants. "Moonlight over her oasis." C%#p in Green Lake. Actually carp to control millfoil. Lisa thought it was seaweed. "I hate nature!"
5. David Letterman: Signs you won't be winning the U. S. Open
6. Desmond Decker
7. Dead air. Yma Sumac.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Pat took his mom to see KOMO management at Husky Kickoff; she immediately asked Paul Duckworth about why the show isn't streaming. Tabloid headline contest prizes: A Newwwwww Car!!
11. Doctor's Night Guard ad (grinding sound effects added)
12. Top of hour. Pat time check flub.
13. Pat's headphones. Eugene birthday. Outraged public brings back radio show (Superman, 1947). Superman's new wardrobe (Smallville TV show). Weather forecasters wrong again. Big spider webs, flys are dumb. Waterway's Cruise & Pat's mom. He hopes to take her to see wrestling too. Rodeo and pie eating, but not cow pies. Hope it's not near the brown beret factory.
Friday August 31, 2001
Disc 2
1. Traffic
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports: "Why am I doing Robertson?"
4. Recorded show on August 34th. Roller coaster wedding. Jason (6:31), "Anyways", Eilea, "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back"
5. Better deal as Lisa speaks
6. Top of hour
7. Sports, Cougs not on in Seattle
8. Contrast and compare George Harrison/Chiffons. Studio guest Josh Brittingham
9. Donavon. Actuary joke. Funny financial report
10. Bottom of hour
11. Survivor news
12. Nate Jones, self cleaning toilets. Fred Hopkins: crime victim, horror convention, "Boneyard." "Turning the big one." Nose job
13. It's over.
Monday September 3, 2001
Labor Day prerecorded
6:30 - 9:00 recorded on VHS tape, linear soundtrack, SLP mode.
No descriptions catalogued
September 4, 2001
Disc 1
1. Sports. What do Ichiro and Pat Cashman have in common?
2. Pat fixes CD player, Sports Illustrated curse, Sharks, Hawking and artificial intelligence
3. Great Harvest Bread, roller coaster wedding; Pat's wedding in gym.
4. Top of hour
5. Jerry Lewis, phones are out, Carl: sharks
6. Letterman: Signs you're not one of the 25 most influential people.
7. Kate reads sponsors
8. Lorne Green's "Ringo." Gary's interest in nursing. Presidential motorcade
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports. Kingdome gets recycled.
11. Brad Beagleman, C-Span mouth. Where to sit in movie theater, puking at theater. Jay and Silent Bob scene missing. 13 Coins. Pat's coworker at TV station re-edited movies.
12. Traffic
13. Top of hour
14. Comment line: Beagleman & Cashman hate message. Another dirty joke cleaned up: wife puts husband in a vice. Things left behind in cabs. Cell phone bans. Nine Lives sponsor; free samples?
September 4, 2001
Disc 2
1. Pat's New Year's Resolution: Talk like a duck
2. Bottom of hour
3. Nasa news: Sex in space.
4. "Hound Dog" versions. Lighten Up. Duck voice lessons. Duck songs. Pat's mom and Brad Liggins
5. Traffic
6. Top of hour
7. Sports
8. Auction winners. Clem in studio. List from Gert.
9. Clem gone, clear the streets. Dotti tease. Good Deed Award.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. News, shark. Chinoise Cafe
12. Dead air. It's So KOMO. Gunsmoke, Festus. Weekly World News: Dear Dotti.
13. Ambiente. Pat bumps nose on mic. It's Over.
September 5, 2001
Disc 1
1. Bottom of hour. Gary needs coffee.
2. Sports
3. Format changes ahead. Anti-gossip pledge.
4. Great Harvest Bread. PITA shark campaign.
5. Top of hour
6. News: Jeopardy increasing game payouts. Sports. Condit's daughter. Underpants Crafters. Backpacks.
7. Waterways Cruise.
8. Letterman: Signs you've had a bad summer.
9. Traffic.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. Sports
12. Lighten-Up. E.S.P. for Dummies. Danny Bonaduche.
13. Traffic.
14. Top of hour
15. Back to school. Growth differences. Pat's nude dream, and Gary too. 100th Anniversary of Renton. Pat's Renton song.
September 5, 2001
Disc 2
1. Great Harvest Bread. Danny sings!
2. Bottom of hour. News: Lan Archer got jumped?
3. Sports
4. JFK song: "Ask Not Waltz." Presidential novelty items. Chicken Fat. Corn maze. Other city songs: Enumclaw
5. Traffic.
6. Wallingford song.
7. Top of hour.
8. Sports.
9. Miss Washington.
10. Shark attacks, biologist interview.
11. Bottom of hour
12. News: woman's arm caught in sofa bed. Craftmatics not made for lovin'. 13 Coins.
13. Passages: Pauleen Kael. Crash Davis.
14. Kent song. Identify That Smell. Reality shows.
15. It's Over.
September 6, 2001
Disc 1
1. Sports
2. Slack offspring at KOMO. Did Lisa make bail? Give her another chance. "Cool Hand Luke." Sharks. Panafax 880. How to outwit sharks. Chinoise Cafe. Order sushi for final meal.
3. Fax: Lisa won't change.
4. Top of hour
5. Mexican president Fox proposed immigration reform, and other surprises.
6. Letterman: Way to irritate Barbara Walters.
7. "O Brother, Where Art Thou?"
8. "Once a Day, Vulcan Class, Low Sodium, Cloraspar, Floraflavan, Galvaphase 2000" (911 operator) "Good morning..." (cough). "Cool Hand Luke."
9. Bottom of hour.
10. Hoffman news: search for the funniest joke, Sports
11. Traffic "thins in." 13 Coins. "Cool Hand Luke," Strother Martin. Roger from Bremerton.
12. Station changes (dramatic music).
13. "Holly smokes." "Do you have any money news?" Chinoise Cafe; no MSG. To top of hour.
14. Tech News: HDTV, robot dog. "Sell like hotcakes?" Kermit the Frog for the V-Chip, and other Muppet ventures.
September 6, 2001
Disc 2
1. Breaking news: Justice Department does not want to break up Microsoft. Waterways Cruises' new slogan.
2. Collect backpacks for charity. Pat got wrong information in introducing guest.
3. Bottom of hour
4. News: Anne Hache pregnant. Sports.
5. Station changes, Art Bell. Almost Live sketch: waiter. Ambiente Tile. U. S. Open music change: America the Beautiful instead of National Anthem. National Anthem discussion. Mariners asked Pat to sing anthem.
6. Steve Eaton by station window.
7. Top of hour
8. Sports
9. Drying clothes. Pat and Patti's big compromise. Pat not squeamish picking up dead animals.
10. Insect pets.
11. Stuck CD.
12. Bottom of hour
13. News: Funniest joke. Pat's bid for funniest joke: "What's six inches long, two inches wide, and drives women wild?"
14. Professional patient. Hospital Patient.com. Clem: Top 10 Rencentenial activities. Caller medical story: freaked out nurse.
15. Obscure song. Ribbon of hope.
16. Station changes. Hate mail, from Angry Canadian.
September 7, 2001, Friday
Disc 1
1. Ron Fairley for Cashman Show.
2. Music Man. Leonard Nemoy. Miki: Why can't Pat start at five? Gary Hoffman gets defensive for his time slot. Callers do all of Pat's work for him. Least favorite commercial: "Dr Laura, we don't adore ya." Miki quits smoking. Program changes, made out of desperation.
3. Change to the changes. Pat is always the "LAST TO KNOW!!!" Pat already tattooed new schedule to his wrist.
4. Top of hour
5. News: creative political redistricting. Finally the updated KOMO change: Dr. Laura not gone-- "There must be a reason!" The bloom has come off the rose, now there are more thorns.
6. Letterman: Mexican nicknames for George W. Bush.
7. Waterways Cruise. "Passed these lips, into this mouth."
8. "Blowin' In the Wind..." with coffee. Pat talks about Dr. Laura, brethren Fisher stations.
9. Bottom of hour.
10. Cougs on police radio frequency.
11. Roller coaster wedding. Brad Liggins will use next week's new nine o'clock hour for his own prurient daily themes: Moon Monday (pressed hams), ta ta Tuesday, thigh Thursday and free-style fanny Friday. Who hired Brad Liggins? Grammar correction by e-mail; questions as statements.
12. Traffic
13. Top of hour
14. Compare and contrast "Green Eyed Lady;" Sugarloaf and Rod Danz. Contest: Name That Cell Phone Tone. Bill wrecks contest. "Goober!" Snow crab clusters. Contest concludes.
September 7, 2001
Disc 2
1. Show will be lengthened, augmented. Contrast and compare: "Signs."
2. Bottom of hour.
3. Sports. "Do not panic!"
4. "Shaving Cream." Jason Valentine; "Oh Yeah!" sounded like shaving cream. Upcoming: "Austin Powers 3: Goldmember." Mini-Me. No good Oscar contenders. Films drop out fast after release. Review: "Rock Star." Chiniose Cafe "fresh seat."
5. Traffic.
6. Top of hour
7. Rondo interview. Why can't we keep Husky players for 10 years? Charles Mitchell interview.
8. Cheese tasting.
9. Bottom of hour.
10 News: break in to jail.
11. Right music? Fred Hopkins: Catholic gig. Review: Donovan's Brain.
12. More Hopkins, Nancy Regan.
13. "You said 'mass rebates,' didn't you?"