Cashman Collection 2001 pt 2
Now we're up to the new four and a half hour format. Previously, the old show length fit neatly on two Compact Discs when commercials and most of the news were edited out. In the new format, even with more commercials per hour, the extra hour adds 25 minutes per show after commercials. To record this onto CD, I decided to carry it over to the start of the next day's show. The next day, I would have 50 minutes left over, and on the third day I would produce three CDs to listen to at work. That was the plan, anyway...
September 10, 2001
Disc 1
1. Stout Hearted Men. "Seven Beers With the Wrong Woman." New format discussion. Jack call: "Are you getting paid more?" 13 and a half foot Lake Washington property.
2. GOP stands for...? Longer show for free. Detail on changes; new clock. Pat has to be on time for network. Clock watching.
3. Top of hour
4. Sports.
5. The Monks. Roller coaster wedding. Pronounce "Puyallup." Gary is flower girl.
6. Letterman: Things you don't want to hear on the first day of school.
7. Traffic.
8. James Arnez, Gunsmoke.
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports
11. When is Lisa back? Westerns, death speech. Headlines. Small town living. Bobby Fishcer.
12. Ambiente.
13. Brad Liggins, week review.
14. Top of hour
15. Sports.
16. Intro to Judith Cocrane.
17. Popeye. Gunsmoke: Kitty's profession revealed! Yma Sumac birthday.
18. Husky Touchdown contest. Peter Greenberg, travel expert.
September 10, 2001
Disc 2
1. Husky construction.
2. Bottom of hour.
3. News: Las Vegas massage proceeds go for medical research. Pat's massage sound effect. Sports.
4. 13 Coins
5. Rick Newheisel interview. Occupational hazard: water down the nostril. Roller coaster wedding.
6. Angry Canadian fax (not!!) Duck voice update. Cell phone contest #2; post "phoned."
7. Top of hour
8. Traffic
9. Cell Phone Tone. Crime Watch.
10. More crime news. Frog faced boy.
11. Bottom of hour.
12. Intro to Purple and Gold Report (late).
13. Traffic.
14. Past the halfway point of new longer show. Dead tired. Chinese plot to jump up and down at the same time, revisited. School kids in Britain jump en masse, caused measurable disturbance; proved Weekly World News right. More on frog-faced boy. Other stories.
15. Tom Lerher: Elements. The Temperature / The Time. Marion: Art Bell
16. Top of hour
17. Sports. Pat's muffed first words in new hour. Bill: "Did you have more to say?"
18. Pat's intended first words of new hour. Weisbaum entourage. Husky foam heads contest. Foam mouth. Passages: Italian movie dubber.
19. Weisbaum in studio. Hitting the post.
September 10, 2001; conclusion
1. Kool and the Gang singer: J. T. Pat's dad holds back a belch. States with high male/female ratio. Mr. Ed/Satan. Chico and the Man. Pineapple Upside-down Cake Mix.
2. Screwed-Up Sound Effect Theater. Proposed mergers. Scotsman song, part 1.
September 11, 2001
Part 1
3. Cowboy Code. Mariners, superstitions.
4. Seattle seawall. Public potties; town of Grace. First news bulletin of the day. Seattle Times headline.
5. Top of hour
6. Sports, more reaction to breaking news.
7. Tammy Michaels reports to show.
September 12, 2001
Part 1
8. Recap of events.
9. Swartz reaction. Hoffman hugs Calvin. "Click on my head."
Reorganized onto two discs:
September 11, 2001
Part 1, 5:35 - 7:10
1. Cowboy Code. Mariners, superstitions.
2. Seattle seawall. Public potties. Town of Grace. First news bulletin of the day: plane hit first tower. Seattle Times headline.
3. 6:00 PT: Top of hour
4. 6:04 PT: Sports. Explosion reported on second tower.
5. 6:09 - 6:16 PT: Tammy Michaels reports to show.
6. Continuous coverage: 6:18 - 6:27 PT: Peter Jennings, Jim Hickey. What does the Pentagon do at this point?
7. 6:27- 6:34 PT: Police helicopter rescue from roof? President Bush statement.
8. 6:34 - 6:40 PT: No-fly zone established around New York City. Ann Compton with the President.
9. 6:40 - 6:52 PT: Plane hits Pentagon. U. S. Capitol evacuated. All commercial aircraft departures canceled.
10. 6:52 - 7:01 PT: American Airlines flight 11 reported hijacked. Triage center established outside World Trade Center. All flights now grounded. First tower collapses.
11. 7:01 - 7:10 PT: Reaction. Lower Manhattan evacuated.
September 11, 2001
Part 2, 7:10 - 8:03
1. 7:10 - 7:16 PT: Explosion of some kind at the Capitol. Analysis.
2. 7:16 - 7:24 PT: Tammy Michaels report
3. 7:24 - 7:32 PT: Car bomb exploded outside State Department? Second tower collapses.
4. 7:32 - 7:42 PT: More reaction, analysis. Manhattan bridges and tunnels closed. Recap. Plane crash in western Pennsylvania.
5. 7:42 - 7:49 PT: Local aspects.
6. 7:49 - 8:00 PT: New York mayoral primary canceled. Part of Pentagon collapsed. Military alert status. Columbia Tower evacuated. No car bomb at State Department. Recap. Victims in hospitals.
7. 8:00 - 8:03 PT: Tammy Michaels report, evacuating hotel. Local update. Blood donations. End coverage.
September 12, 2001
5:40 - 6:00
8. Recap of yesterday's events. Radio vs. television coverage. Fundraising effort. Other types of morning radio shows. Sea-Tac Airport operations and security.
9. Bill Swartz at Southcenter, fundraiser. More local update.
10. Gary Hoffman hugs Calvin.
September 12, 2001
Part 2
1. Margaret e-mail. Swartz.
2. Rod Stitch. Pilots carry guns? Postpone sports? Tammy Michaels.
3. Recognizable names. No commercials. Madeline, Poulsbo. Pat's basketball game. Swartz collecting money at Southcenter.
4. Call: Karrey. Airport.
5. Mike in Burien
6. Pat wants honest feelings. Gary and Columbine. Swartz.
7. Thanks to Gary. Randy. Pearl Harbor remembrance.
September 12, 2001
Part 3
1. Pat in D. C. Pentagon.
2. Cathy in Anacortes.
3. Swartz. Tom Rivers.
4. Tammy Michaels. Jay from Abbottsford.
5. Kate Smith. Movies. Triage nurse Arlene.
6. Pat's mom. No planes, routines.
7.
8. Tolerance of others. Tone of other radio broadcasts.
9. Swartz.
September 12, 2001
9:00 - 10:00 (part 5)
Side 1
New kind of normal
Pat's dad.
Terror expert.
Pentagon evacuated.
Military service.
Pat had low lottery number for Vietnam.
Dr. Joy interview.
Brother from Boston would have been on flight.
Side 2
E-mail from Trisha from Suquamish.
Tammy Michaels
Pentagon
John Nance
September 12, 2001
Part 4, to 9:00
1. Recap. Structural engineer.
2. Boeing pride?
September 13, 2001
Part 1
3. Ray Charles "America." Lisa is back. UW Alum plane crash.
4. Yesterday's fundraiser: $218,387.24
5. Sports
6. Song by Carter
7. Natural highs.
8. Sports.
9. Bus riders.
10. Grown in Washington ad: giant floor graphic.
September 13, 2001
Part 2
1. Barbara Hedges
2. Top of hour
3. Sports
4. Scott Cardie: e-mail more efficient than phones. E-mail privacy.
5. Woodpecker on metal roof. Man's cousin lost.
6. Bottom of hour.
7. Sports
8. Don't leak secrets. Pat's flag swiped. Boeing.
9. Jay Insley. Henry, punster.
10. Top of hour.
11. Traffic.
12. Hug Lisa, dogs.
13. Gordon Sincliair: "Americans."
14. Bottom of hour
15. Purple and Gold Report.
September 13, 2001
Part 3
1. Three stations, standing together. "Go into to 10:00!?"
2. Kate Smith, Air Force One.
3. Top of hour
4. Traffic, Rick Van Cice.
5. Canceled sports. Nostradomous.
6. Belated reaction to yet another new slogan: "Voice of the Northwest." Husky plane crash.
7. Traffic.
8. Chlorine now in Lake Forest Park water--Lisa's fault? She can't detect it through the whiskey. Olympics? TV shows? About Gordon Sinclair.
9. Tom T. Hall. Emotions of broadcasters.
September 14, 2001, Friday
Part 1
10. Sports
11. Roller coaster wedding canceled. Hatred against others. Blow nose on sleeve.
12. Memorial services. Praise from Marylyn.
13. Top of hour.
September 14, 2001
Part 2
1. Sports, Don James
2. Mosque attack. Puget Sound Radio.
3. Worlds Series in November?
4. Bottom of hour.
5. Sports.
6. Internet speculation. Gordon Sinclair.
7. Scotsman song, continued from Monday.
8. Boats Afloat. Top of hour.
9. Sports with Swartz
10. Pat all talked out? Jason Valentine physically sick. Light a candle at 7 pm. "Rec Show?" "Say whole word [recreation]."
11. Boats afloat.
12. Movie alteration. Jason video recommendations.
13. Bottom of the hour.
14. Sports
15. Run on flags at stores. Video recommendations.
September 14, 2001
Part 3
1. Miki, movies. Security at Bend airport.
2. Top of hour, sports.
3. Traffic
(Whoops. Dropped a segment here; Pat talked with a retired Air Force official, but I didn't save it.)
4. Detainees at JFK. Harry from Lake City: Three Stooges.
5. Bottom of hour
6. Sports, Husky victims tribute. Traffic, not Paul.
7. Boats Afloat.
8. Fred Hopkins. Observations scheduled. Hopkins starts "Return of Dr. X" review.
9. More Hopkins.
10. Top of hour. (The rest of the show was preempted at 9:00 by the National prayer service.)
September 17, 2001, Monday
Part 1
11. Sports
12. Jo Stafford. Panafax 880
13. Stout Hearted Men
14. Top of hour
15. Sports
16. Ads back on show. Amigo Spanish Learning System. Comfort food: Great Harvest Bread.
17. Judith Cocraine, Wall Street.
18. Secret shopping.
September 17, 2001
Part 2
1. Bottom of hour. News: Wall Street moment of silence. Sports.
2. MSG. Rosie: Camptown Races. Charity car washes; Pat sees aggressive kid selling car washes.
3. "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santos Contrarios." Trisha from Suquamish e-mail, compares terrorism to cancer. PAN activities.
4. Top of hour.
5. Fire balls team.
6. Savings bonds.
7. Green Things Nursery, Darrel Blassengame. Pat's birthday; too old for radio (51)? Flag sales.
8. Charlie LaDuff. Run on non-perishables.
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports.
11. "Grand Old Flag." Rick Newheisle. E-mail: Pat is old codger. Paul Tosch is 70.
12. Unintelligible Theater. Sheila call.
13. Top of hour.
14. Traffic.
15. Feiciano Anthem. "Time wounds all heels." Miki: snow globe. Lighten-Up.
September 17, 2001
Part 3
1. Prime-time Emmies.
2. Bottom of hour.
3. Sports. Doghead foam head.
4. Traffic. 13 Coins menu is like literature.
5. Generosity: Angry Canadian. O'Neil Plumbing, and Lisa not paying attention.
6. Pat's birthday celebration, Benny Hanna's.
7. Top of hour.
8. Traffic.
9. Jokes: shingles, medical maladies.
10. Blanenhurn's Speaking Dynamics School. Orgy members arrested, continue orgy in police van. Abandon Capitol Hill. Bicycling for peace.
11. Traffic.
12. Seth McFarland of "Family Guy" missed fatal flight. Tammy Michaels.
13. Herb Weisbaum. Dan Roberts. End.
September 18, 2001, Tuesday.
Part 1
1. Sports
2. Full orchestra in studio. Mike Murphy sings.
3. National Anthem, Whitney Houston
4. 13 Coins. "Lisa, how are you doing?" "[hack, cough]" Lisa at the bank, fingerprints required.
5. Top of hour
6. Sports.
7. About Letterman show, more on bank.
8. Letterman comments.
9. News, replay of breaking news one week ago today. Sports. Where is Lisa wearing her foam dog head? Stevie Wonder "Overjoyed."
10. Prejudices, children.
11. "Self-serving claptrap." Miki and unappreciative cats. Pat dog puke story.
12. Top of hour.
13. Sports
14. Judith hangs up on Pat.
15. "Hurt Lady" song. Judith Cocrane aftermath, Dramatic Recreation. Benefit shows, song. Great Harvest Bread.
September 18, 2001
Part 2
1. Kate Buoy
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports, Money, Traffic, Husky Construction. "I can't believe it's a roof!"
4. Jackie Schmackie. Duck voice update. Lisa's old man voice. "God Bless America."
5. Pat plays stop and go with recorded announcer. Lighten-Up.
6. Top of hour
7. Traffic.
8. John Decordova. Tonight Show Theme.
9. Dick's Good Deed Award winner. Name That Cell Phone Tone; Lisa spoils it.
10. Bottom of hour
11. Sports, Purple and Gold Report.
12. Current events, news. Rubberkneckers. Ambiente; Pat had some rooty toot tootin' good times around tile (group bath with brothers).
13. Mayoral primary.
14. Top of hour.
15. Traffic.
16. Brain Gash Chevrolet. UW vs. Vandals. Pat is in Area 51. Cowboy Code.
September 18, 2001
Part 3
1. Letterman comments
2. Praise for Lisa (i.e., Pat stalls while Lisa gets ready to give traffic report).
3. How are people different? Entertainment, video rentals. Pat has to think through humor. How to make buildings stronger.
4. Self-serving claptrap. Miss Washington. It's Over.
September 19, 2001, Wednesday
Part 1
5. Sports
6. Wrong songs. Boeing.
7. Contrast and Compare: "I Got Rhythm." Tease for Fallwell apology.
8. Top of hour
9. Sports
10. Mariners.
11. Letterman: Top 10 things that almost rhyme with "hat."
12. Ambiente.
13. E-mail change of tone. Songs with long intros.
14. Bottom of hour.
15. Sports
September 19, 2001
Part 2
1. International fountain shrine aftermath. Mariners, Ray Charles' "America the Beautiful." Pat wearing hose. Great Harvest Bread. Grab a couple of wine bottles and head over to Lisa's house.
2. Nelson Eddie.
3. Top of hour.
4. Sports
5. Hearing loss bit; Neoplorella Innerauditory Bianafilokitory Degration Disease. Pat and Patti sing "When I'm Calling You" at their house. More on Boeing layoffs.
6. Happy birthday to Lauren Restus. Schell voted out.
7. Bottom of hour.
8. Sports.
9. Mike and Pat's full names. Mike Murphy sings. Sing again? "I'm drained." "Well, when you fill back up, could you sing again?" Lisa GNC read (flub: "See a GN sore"). 13 Coins, Mike participates.
10. Studio guests. Klunky Old Medina.
11. Top of hour
12. Traffic.
13. Green Things 1. Crime Watch.
14. Healing House dress exchange. Gentlemen Jugglers mention in e-mail from Rick.
September 19, 2001
Part 3
1. Bottom of hour
2. Sports.
3. Sons of the Pioneers. Culture Corner: "Shaving Cream." Mariners. E-mail: Actual quotes of sports commentators.
4. Boeing cuts, Gary Locke.
5. Top of hour
6. Traffic. "You can never go wrong with taking a break [for commercial]."
7. KOMO personnel won't open e-mail with attachments. Weisbaum changed 51-off-by announcement. New civility. Pat calls unexpected traffic report.
8. Chuck Nelson is Mary Schnider fan. Golf classic fundraiser.
9. Traffic
10. Nose hair trimmer. Donation and letter: "The Lisa and Tom show." Is Lisa wearing makeup?
11. Beauty in the morning? Feet look ugly.
September 20, 2001
Part 1
12. Sports.
13. Lisa hanging out at casino with firemen. Depression. How will reality shows be changed? End of the age of irony.
14. "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" parody. Ribbon of Hope. More on age of irony.
15. Top of hour
September 20, 2001
Part 2
1. Sports
2. M's win division. E-mail: people more friendly. Upcoming war is called "Operation Infinite Justice." "Typicality" is a real word.
3. Letterman: Least popular theme restaurants.
4. Gary, Indiana.
5. Bottom of hour
6. Sports
7. R. Pelton, "World's Most Dangerous Places."
8. Three Mo' Tenors.
9. Top of hour
10. Sports
11. Tech News: sex on net down in popularity.
12. Ann Compton, presidential address.
13. Bottom of hour.
14. Sports
15. Chinoise Cafe, spider roll with eight little drumsticks.
16. Cell Phone Tune: "Hungarian Rhapsody?"
17. Fireman calendar: Lisa is judge.
18. Top of hour
19. Traffic.
September 20, 2001
Part 3
8:10 - 10:00
1. Letterman and John Miller. Tony Blair. Ambiente in dictionary.
2. Firefighter calendar models in studio.
3. Bottom of hour
4. Purple & Gold report.
5. Intro to money report.
6. More on firefighter calendar. What if Lisa was caught in a tree?
7. Great Harvest Bread
8. Top of hour.
9. Traffic
10. Getting back to normal. Remembering firefighters.
11. Three Mo' Tenors.
12. Traffic
13. When is it okay to laugh again?
14. Miss Dudley calendar inquiry. Once a Day, Cloraspar, Flouraflavin... caller inquiry. 13 Coins. It's Over.
September 21, 2001, Friday
Part 1
1. Sports
2. FDR inaugural speech.
3. Upcoming on show.
4. Top of hour.
5. Sports
6. Stadium no-fly zones. Tease for urban legend discussion.
7. Letterman: Baseball euphemisms for sex.
8. Traffic.
9. Husky Construction.
10. George W. Bush's speech. Charity for Afghanistan.
11. Bottom of hour.
12. Gary flub: wrong date for election. Sports: producers to mute annoying sound effects. Ferry with gyro problems.
13. Lisa confused about W's speech.
14. Ambiente. UW student of the game.
15. Top of hour.
16. Sports. Boon's injury is like...
17. Financial.
18. Urban legends. Nostradomus. Old news footage. Hip-hop CD cover.
September 21, 2001
Part 2
1. Ann Compton
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports. Money: "Maybe the glass is half-full."
4. Pat: "Or maybe it's a dribble glass."
5. Stadium no-fly zone. Jason Valentine: canceled shows.
6. KOMO Morning Theater: A Watched Pot. Urban Legends: face in explosion.
7. Top of hour
8. Sports
9. Upcoming tailgate. Coach pep talk: "Candyman." Dedliph Schrimp.
10. Good Deed Award promo. Current events.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports
13. Traffic
14. Marion, Pratsville Saddle Company Building. Jon Stewart's apartment view. Fred Hopkins' entourage
15. First Hopkins appearance. Roy Mercer phone call.
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic.
18. Hopkins. Ventures song: "Be Strong America," Pat cheers at wrong "Washington." Talk with Tosch about fly zones.
September 21, 2001
Part 3
1. Firefighter calendar. Hopkins has waited and waited. "The Return of Dr. X"
2. Ferry has gyro problems, and so does Pat. Apples all over road. "God Didn't Make Little Green Apples."
3. Ribbon of hope. More "Dr. X." Movie cliches. Fred's gigs.
4. Tornado Diet. "You'll Never Walk Alone." "Minnie the Moocher" parody.
September 24, 2001, Monday
Part 1
5. Sports
6. "She Had To Go and Loose It At the Astor." Henry Mark running the board. News update. Miss America winners.
7. People have a need to gather. Coach's pep talk: "Candyman." People getting back to concerts after last week. Fundraisers.
8. Top of hour
9. Sports
10. Nortel stock down, compare with Budwieser deposit. Babe Ruth.
11. Letterman: Magician pet peeves.
12. Culture Corner: Alan Sherman, "One Hippopotamus."
13. Bottom of hour
14. Sports. Player has "Cashmanesque" speed. Traffic and money together. Music late.
September 24, 2001
Part 2
1. KOMO Radio to move? 40 years is not a long time (Lisa is 40). Rocky and Bullwinkle.
2. Love Boat, Pat is a trivia nut about that show. Captain Stubbing. Name That Artist Doing That Tune.
3. Top of hour.
4. Sports. Help the Hawks for a Touchdown.
5. 16 second cue. Love Boat trivia straightened out. Contest winner (not Big Al.) Tribute to Heroes: Springstine digital skip.
6. More on Tribute to Heroes. Jack Nicholson on pledge phone. Husky touchdown contest, nobody knows the answer.
7. Bottom of hour
8. Sports. Lisa reads Sound Transit spot; "Saint Express" bus route?
9. Monday Coach's Show. Heroes tribute.
10. Frankie Lane: "Wild Goose." Bouncing ball sing-alongs.
11. Top of hour
12. Traffic
13. Politics, Gulliani
14. Cleaned up dirty joke from Colin: golf joke, John and Bob in the woods. Weekly World News: The stinkier your feet, the healthier you are. Hunter in Yukon shoots hermaphrodite moose.
15. Bottom of hour
16. Sports, Purple and Gold Report. Long pause, then traffic music, weather and Pat at same time.
September 24, 2001
Part 3, 8:40-10:00
1. NATO cinemas charity, box office releases; "Glitter" at #10. Lisa likes "The Others," "Snatch." Pat hates "The Sound of Music," likes "Cool Hand Luke."
2. Montalbro Pameron. People are more nervous these days. Pat's "Instant Replay" machine scrutinized by security at Tailgate.
3. Top of hour
4. Traffic
5. Isaac Stern obituary. Miss Oregon wins. Rocky and Bullwinkle e-mail. Pat's kids like "Goonies," hate "Newsies." Stephanie likes it.
6. "Newsies" synopsis. Is it too late to get money back from theater after nine years? Newsies on ice. Kate Cashman on phone.
7. Bottom of hour.
8. Traffic, waiting for better weather.
9. Newsies songs. The Guess Who. Newsies is popular in Utah. Cool Hand Luke car wash scene. Gas masks for doggies? Today show windows. Pat normally does "this."
10. Husky Foamheads. Pat has greasy head, according to Patti. Pillows to sleep on, and decorative pillows. Definition of "sham."
September 25, 2001
Part 1.
11. Sports.
12. This day in history. Can you say "Shastkovich" on air? Sing along with Shastakovich.
13. Are the phones working? Carl from Sedro Wooley. Big pickups are necessary for Central Oregon.
14. Top of hour
September 25, 2001
Part 2
1. Sports, "Trade Alex Rodrequez" ad sample. Weather: Pat vs. Rick Van Cice
2. Who is Susan Hayworth/Hayword? When Lisa is mad, she piles on herself.
3. Contrast and Compare "Love Me Do;" Beatles vs. Brady Bunch. Pat: "Don't watch Weakest Link." Pat flew to Portland. New airport procedures.
4. Bottom of hour.
5. Sports. 13 Coins breakfast.
6. Random faxes. Edible grass. First training bra for adult women. Stan Freeberg: "Puffed Grass."
7. Bra expert Victoria Morton. Part 1, Part 2.
8. Top of hour.
9. Sports. Upcoming tailgate.
10. Tag
11. Pat's airplane trip, new security. Face scanning software. Pay for paper? Pat thought he could disguise himself by making faces.
12. Sheri Preston, WTC is an environmental disaster area.
13. Bottom of hour
14. Sports.
15. It's So KOMO! Victoria, post-interview discussion. Insta-Pecs. "If you have Insta-Pecs, who cares what your head looks like?
September 25, 2001
Part 3
1. No Brad Liggins. Pat's "If" poem. Pillow shams.
2. Top of hour
3. Traffic.
4. Brad Liggins. Suggestive songs: Chakasas. Like listening to scrambled adult channels.
5. Dick's Good Deed Award: Big Brother of the year, Jerry Abraham. More pillow sham. Auntie Em e-mail.
6. Bottom of hour.
7. Sports. Pat's "Kind of a Drag" parody.
8. Still more pillow sham. Soon to be Pat and Patti's 25th anniversary. "Buy a new pillow, you cheap bastard." Bill from Abbotsford. Women are obsessed with their hair. Different kinds of show feature music. Pat's hair is nothing to brag about.
9. Billy and Nancy. Sinatra, "Old McDonald" song. Pat walks cow and goat downtown. Pat doesn't care about smell. 12 step sham program.
10. Traffic.
11. Travel, hotels. Leeches and ticks. "Tick Talk."
12. Name That Tune. Phone problems. Sure-fire pickup lines (Washington Post).
13. Traffic
14. Playoff tickets. Ways to add additional seats. Pickup lines continued. Swim coach uses crocodile for motivation. Pops Spoulkowski.
September 25, 2001
Part 3
1. Segue Serenade. Bob Hope jokes. Newsies fallout. Infant mortality, boys vs. girls. Poem.
September 26, 2001, Wednesday
Part 1
2. Sports
3. Johnny Appleseed. Jack Lalane's unitard. Chicken Fat. Chicago "25 or 6 to 4" lyrics. Ferries have to share same "slip."
4. 13 Coins. Tease for discussion on Arabs being refused on planes.
5. Top of hour
6. Sports
7. Girshwin. Arab-Americans refused on planes.
8. More discrimination, travel.
9. Bottom of hour.
10. Sports. Real "grass."
11. More travel topic. Road trip instead of flying
12. Travel
13. Top of hour
14. Sports
15. Judith hangs up again.
September 26, 2001
Part 2
1. Marvin's Weird Clothes for Men. Leonard Martin.
2. Studio guests, out of grade school. Ann Compton.
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports.
5. The Rifleman. Patriotism. Racial imprisonment.
6. Caller: Internment camps like summer camp.
7. Top of hour.
8. Traffic.
9. Darryl's Cheap Car. Dumb joke: tourist stuck on capsized boat, alligators. Dot.com or not Dot.com.
10. Fundraiser offers in Pat and Lisa's mail. Charity. Discrimination topic continued. FAA rule: you can kick anyone off plane if enough people want it. Charmin believes that internment camps were necessary.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports
13. Strange passengers
14. More internment discussion.
(it was here where I wrote the following description, but I can't find it here or anywhere on disc. It's possible it got bumped from the end of the disc because it was too long, and I forgot to save it.)
Lisa swam in pool with scabbed over owie, then lost scab. "One got out of the diaper."
September 26, 2001
Part 3, 9:00 - 10:00
Side 1
Anti-Arab discrimination
FAA rule clarification.
Blood donation. Shelf life of blood. Pat is a coward.
"25 or 6 to 4" explained.
Side 2
"Dr. Joy: You're soaking in it!"
Pat gets strange feeling in his groin
Lisa worked at 76th floor in Inaugural Day Storm
"The Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia" discussion.
September 27, 2001
6:30 - 10:00, recorded on VHS tape, linear track, SLP mode.
6:33 Sports. Money; not Gary's fault.
6:40 Cell phone sales increase. Phone rules are too complicated. How have routines changed? Bill doesn't record TV show. Pat bought ammo, but no gun.
6:53 More of Bill's missed show. Callers try to explain suspenseful ending to The Practice. Two air force generals have the authority to shoot down commercial airliners.
7:05 Sports: Hawks coach uses "f-bomb."
7:10 KOMO receptionist. Tech News; Scott sees street person with colander on his head. Nimda virus. Cheap fares.
7:35 Husky contest winner: call back!
7:40 Asteroid X Cellphone #2. Anti-static cling strip stuck to Lisa's pants. Pat put sock in his underwear. Airport security.
7:50 Bartell Drug commercial extension: What the old lady is buying. More on the cling topic: panties at McDonald's. Toilet seat cover in pants.
8:06 Rick Sorrow on microphone or telephone?
8:10 Dido? "Ringo" parody: Rhondo. New York City enforced carpooling.
8:16 Woman tries to buy map of Middle-East.
8:20 Bob Parker, Sea-Tac airport security
8:40 Bush speech.
9:10 Airplane security: transponders.
9:12 Halley Mills.
9:20 Pat's completely stupid bit: Judy Collins, game show. Lisa thinks Pat's lamer jokes are funnier. Who popped out first? Shaw Cassidy, Meatloaf or Greg Hamm. Gary makes fart effect.
9:30 Lisa: "Is that a Theramin?"
9:35 Theramin at wedding? "Night the Lights Went Out In Georgia" discussion and explanation. Guy was "hung."
September 28, 2001
Part 1
1. Sports. "Inside Swartz" sample: Swartz rejected. Nordstrom sale is popular with Morning Show crew.
2. Special forces in Afghanistan. Travel changes.
3. Golden Bear parody. Empire State Building.
4. Top of hour.
5. Sports.
6. "King-Sized Papa."
7. Letterman: Tom Sellick.
8. Traffic.
9. Launch At the Pier. Dave Irish: "Olestra," "We Are America."
10. Bottom of hour.
11. Sports.
12. Galvaphase #2. Julie (contest winner) call back. Sounds like Carl. Crime Watch: billy goat loose. Viagra stolen.
13. Flying
14. Top of hour
15. News, Mariners, Bill Gates. Sports: Pat can go both ways.
16 New airport measures.
17. Attorney general flight on the 11th. Regan Airport close to D. C.
18. Bottom of hour
19. Sports
September 28, 2001
Part 2
1. Paul McCartney
2. Why do only guys do air guitar and air sports? Jason Valentine: Zoolander. Lisa would like to "air make-out" with Owen Wilson.
3. Air guitar woman. Jason's verdict: not "Poo-lander"
4. Top of hour
5. Traffic.
6. Urban legends: woman's body turned to soap. Should we send show transcripts to Mutter Museum? "Keep on using me, until you use me up."
7. Mutter/Muter Museum "A NEWWWW CAR!!" Contest: Who Is It? Marci in Mountlake, not Shoreline. Talk about museum.
8. Bottom of hour.
9. Sports. Inside Swartz sample. Macarana parody.
10. Hopkins. Pat wears swim trunks in case bridge traffic is slow. Fred's band names; changes band members. Pat: "888 Root Beer." Review: "Unknown Island."
11. "Town Without Pity." Fred did his business in the dark. Review continued. "A fantastic movie."
12. Top of hour
13. No money report
14. Pat and Bill forgot new hour. "The Rules," politically correct version. Who Said It?
15. Who Said It, continued. Choices, Top Cat voice Stang, k. d. Lang, or Ang & Chang. Another soap lady call.
September 28, 2001
Part 3
1. Pemco threat. Soap woman, squeeze her through some openings.
2. Soft soap. Emerald Queen Casino. Berkeley. The Onion. Backhair sometimes necessary. Late night hosts.
3. Johnny Mathis. Lisa's dogs: one smart one (Molly), one dumb one (Missy, her former boyfriend's dog). Missy only watches certain TV shows, recognizes French fries.
October 1, 2001, Monday
Part 1
4. Sports
5. Big moon, Pat turns into werewolf. Mike Murphy's vacation, at Tonight Show. Tries to laugh loud into mic to be heard on show.
6. Transponder is not recorder. Attack facts.
7. Top of hour.
8. Sports, "Ooohhhh!" Paul Tosch flying again.
9. B. B. King. Launch at the Pier.
10. Letterman: Signs you're talking to a bad phone psychic.
11. Elton John.
12. ScanQuest imaging. Paul Simon. Saturday Night Live.
13. Bottom of hour
14. Sports.
15. Pat's dad always had a "Laz-y-Boy" (not Pat). Chairs at Husky Stadium, with refrigerator. Bill's daughter is teen, Bill plays younger "Take Me Out To the Ball Game" recording. Billy Bass and variants. Pat has a collection at his house.
October 1, 2001
Part 2
1. Reflections of world peace. Famous quotations.
2. Top of hour
3. Sports
4. Gruff voice: "Thank you."
5. Smell of WTC. Julie Andrews' birthday; Pat doesn't have "Sound of Music" soundtrack
6. Husky Touchdown Contest. Song, not Julie Andrews.
7. Bottom of hour
8. Sports
9. 13 coins, mispronounced words.
10. Bill Clinton is disbarred. KOMO pop machine to be restocked. Monday coaches show.
11. Song still not Julie Andrews. Only guys do air sports. Pat wished he never learned to crack his knuckles.
12. Top of hour
13. Traffic.
14. STILL not Julie Andrews song. Anti-hate rally. Lighten-Up. Leftover gardening faxes.
16. Bottom of hour.
17. Sports.
October 1, 2001
Part 3
1. Magic carpets at M. G. Whitney. Guliani on Saturday Night Live. Current events: run on gas masks. Halloween costumes seem different. in light of events. Pat's Halloween parties at his house. Traffic backed up to Michigan? "Eminence Front," Pat hits the post. Pat practiced hitting the post when he was a kid.
3. Top of hour
4. Traffic. Lisa: "CD-RW means CD rewind?"
5. Pat's sneaky cat Dooten Doot disappeared. Sneaky cat leaving "Almond Rocas" around the house. Pat's National Anthem column.
6. Mike's trip, drive instead of fly. City of Weed. Column, continued. Pat saw soldiers from Spanish/American war--so how old is he? Recreation of TV station signing off.
7. Traffic. "Would you like to win a thousand dollars?" "Would I?!"
8. Bill Clinton disbarred. Lisa's Clinton impression. Tailgate Party recap. Bill didn't record The Practice again!
9. Turbuculosis. Grueling baseball activities. Adjusting your cup. Pat and cup. It's Over.
(That's the end of the swing shift job, and daily show recordings.)
October 4, 2001
8:30 - 10:00
Side 1
Dental horror stories.
Side 2
The Most Powerful Word in the World.
Pat goes to redistricting seminar.
Bad dentist dead under bridge.
"Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts."
"Don't make me turn this plane around."
October 2, 2001
Requested bit, provided by Deadhead:
Lisa notices young boys in women's changing room at her pool. One of them calls the show.
October 3, 2001, Wednesday
I didn't record much of this show, just the uploads you see here
Clem: Seattle Exotic Meats, Top 10 Punch lines to the funniest jokes in the world.
Funniest Jokes in the World, Part 1: #12
Funniest Jokes in the World, Part 2: 11-6
Interlude 1: Thighmaster
Interlude 2: Billy and Nancy
Funniest Jokes in the World, Part 3: 6-5
Interlude 3: More Thighmaster, rejected jokes.
Funniest Jokes in the World, Part 4: 4-1
June 15, 2001
8:35 - 8:43
1. Identify That Smell. Fred Hopkins, Fangs of the Living Dead introduction, drive-ins. (Tape ended here)
October 26, 2001
5:35 - 7:20
2. Cowboy Code. "We Shall Overcome." Pat likes Lisa's hair, Lisa didn't do anything. Gary in studio, Pat wants to get Gary on the show more often. (This was before Bill was fired. Carefull what you ask for...) Mike's mic is open, Mike Murphy's nose whistle. M&M colors taste the same. Life Saver's Wint-o-Greens make sparks. Gary saw lights on cruise; how much did he drink?
3. Suzie Gray. "No Rockin' Chair"
4. Top of hour
5. Sports
6. Bill sounds tired, subdued. "Wild West" attraction in Phoenix area. Arizona time difference? More Suzie Gray: "Have You Had a Good Laugh Today?" Pat makes Lisa laugh before she reads a spot.
7. Letterman: how things would be different if country was run by supermodels. Uncle Cracker, singer takes a sniff. Terrorisim bill.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports. Lisa late finding ad copy. "Sorry about that."
10. World record attempt: underwater pumpkin carving. Lenoard Barokas: Bras Across Lake Washington
11. Pat uses his thighmaster, Pat and Lisa bicker. "That stinks!"
12. Organic Buckwheat Pillow ad.
13. Top of hour. Pat eating buckwheat pancakes.
14. Sports.
15. Gary getting "lubed." Tailgate rehersal. "Great radio doesn't happen by accident." Is Gary the news director? Gilda's Club auction. "KOMO Radio dot nothing." Listeners of "regularity" will know this feature: What did the doctor say about your diarrhea? "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go." "Oooh that smell!"
October 26, 2001
7:21 - 9:17
1. La-z-Boy
2. More diarrhea. Coming up: Jason reviews K-Pax. Pat can cue music and read at the same time (or can he?) Pentagon asks people for suggestions.
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports. Pat and Bill are rooting for the Arizona Diamondbacks against the Yankees.
5. More help for the Pentagon. Jason Valentine: re-edited E.T. Bush signs anti-terrorisim law
6. Jason review: K-Pax. Pat remembers when there was only one other station on against him. He was still not number one, but a "Solid number two" (no diarrhea joke implied.)
7. Top of hour.
8. Traffic
9. "O Brother, Where Art Thou?" songs. Richard Peterson in hospital. William Luce Songbook. "Sea Hunt" theme. Finely ground cattle feed in road. "Mmmmm!"
10. Husky Roof
11. Dr. C. J. Peters, special pathogen expert, anthrax.
12. Crossroads Appliance. Bottom of hour.
13. Sports. Cattle feed on road, Nancy comes out to investigate.
14. Bras Over Lake Washington.
15. "Time Won't Let Me" break. Miss Dudley, Morning Show visit auctioned. Bras clogging up traffic.
16. Diarrhea & the Chakasas song. Survivor show. "Pictures In My Mind" bit.
17. Top of hour. Gary stalls because ABC News is late.
18. Traffic. Miki theme played, but no Miki.
19. Still more diarrhea. "Doctor's Orders." Ed in Bellingham: "Why Don't We Do It In the Road?" More survivor, jumping the shark. Almost Live is on jumptheshark.com. Miki calls in after all, talks about Fisher Plaza & Steamed-up window. Arizona State song.
October 26, 2001
9:20 - 10:00
1. Contest: name the Life Savers candy that sparks. Randy from Sea-Tac wins. Lisa under the coat with Gary.
2. Traffic. More cattle feed, Nancy.
3. Pat on Barbara Strisand, in-law wedding with Minnie Driver.
4. Typos in Herb Weisbaum promo copy. "Her" went on a firing rampage. Dentist gave out toothpaste for Halloween. 20 ways to confuse trick-or-treaters.
(Here I started on a work assignment starting at six in the morning. The computer hard drive could record the first three hours after I left home at five, but the last hour and a half of the show was timer recorded on audio cassette, and I didn't transfer it to CD. The two and a half hours of show on computer doesn't neatly edit into 80 minute segments, so the following really gets non-sequential with some shows divided up into three discs plus one tape, and new shows starting up at the 8:30 mark of the previous show on disc.)
October 29, 2001, Monday
5:30 - 7:15
1. Sports
2. Their weekend, Tailgate recap. Arizona doesn't like other team's fans, makes band sit at top of stadium.
3. Diareah (Engelburt Humperdink) Half-man/half-dinosaur, will explode if he doesn't find love. Your chance to "mate" Dino-man. Lisa's e-mail to him.
4. Top of hour
5. News, Krispy Kream. Sports
6. Late middle-age women should fight against Talliban
7. Letterman: Things you don't want to hear in a huddle.
8. Gilda's Club
9. Quizno's Subs
10. Bedwetting--totally confidential. Current events.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports
13. More current events. World War II parallels
14. New York mayors. Attack numerology
15. Top of hour
16. Sports
17. Tom Rivers, ABC News
October 29, 2001
Part 2
1. Husky Touchdown contest.
2. Life's ironies. TV newscast complaint
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports, questioning the Seahawks. Money, or traffic?
5. Coach's show. Pep talk: "Seasons In the Sun." Lisa and Dino-man; Lisa's e-mail to him
6. Husky Construction, what if Lisa had a boyfriend she never had to change.
7. Swiftly moving news. More Dino-man. If the buckwheat pillows don't work, make pancakes out of them. E-mail from Rich, Lisa's kids will be one-fourth dinosaur.
8. Top of hour
9. Traffic
10. International news. Wind blew man's pants off (Weekly World News). Embarassing moments. Man's belt buckle stuck in cabnet.
11. Lighten-Up. Hypnotherapy, not Hollywood hypnosis.
12. More embarssing moments. Pat leaves party early, gets stuck in room with amorous couple. Julie call.
13. Bottom of hour
14. Sports. Two MLB teams may be folded.
15. More diarrhea, Bary e-mail: "Burns, burns, burns, the ring of fire."
October 30, 2001
Part 1
16. Sports
17. KOMO hasn't been streaming for a year. Gilda's Club. Stan in Spanaway: politics by song title. Dustin Hornby and the Monster Mash. Other songs by Bobby "Borris" Pickett.
18. 13 Coins. They are the Northwest's best kept secret, which is why they have Pat do their commercials.
19. Terror act is emmenent. Schell mayoral endorsement.
October 29, 2001
8:30 - 10:00
1. End of the Roll: yell. John Leveque: Emmies, 24. Ron, the Prince of Kent: bug in pants.
2. La-z-Boy
3. Pat's minature dummy, Pat and Patty plant it around house.
4. Traffic. Gary says it's 6:04.
5. Zandra in Gold Bar. Tailgate trip problems: cramped plane. Husky band members shunted.
6. Gary hotel screw-up. Gary has to go pee-pee.
7. Traffic. What did the doctor say? "Trouble in River City."
8. Halloween costume: eye. Helen, didn't know how Elvis really died. Horse manure joke. Pat eats the bad stuff first, Lisa never eats the bad stuff at all. Pat's cat likes cheese. Bob Prinz (Wunda Wunda's husband) runs out of "clean" underwear
9. Anthrax. World War II parallels to September 11
10. News: Krispy Kreame.
October 30, 2001
Part 2, 6:00 - 7:45
1. Top of hour
2. News: Krispy Kreame
3. Sports, money "I'd take it in the shorts." Krispy Kreame live report from Steve Wilson: "Stupid people, stinkin' doughnuts."
4. Terrorism warning
5. Scan Quest
6. Letterman: Reasons Dave's marriage to Barbara Strisand didn't work
7. More terror, Halloween. More Steve Wilson, won't shill for Krispy Kreame
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
10. Frank: fairweather patriotism. Pat forgot what he was going to say. Miki call: seagulls and cats. Be sure to say goodbye.
11. Laz-z-Boy ad, Pat punches himself. More Steve Wilson. Man chases down robbery suspect.
12. Top of hour
13. Krispy Kreame news
14. Sports
15. Duke of the harp. Steve Wilson in studio. Pat's dad stole his candy; Pat is still steamed.
16. Pat eats seven Krispy Kreames, goes to Lighten-Up ad. John Bascem, ABC News
17. Bottom of hour
18. Sports. McDonald's, do they love to see everyone smile?
19. Chinoise Cafe
20. Pat on Weisbaum: "That's got to be a cod piece." Boxes of doughnuts in studio; Lisa: "Don't tell anybody!"
October 30, 2001
Part 3, 7:45 - 8:30
1. Gilda's Club.
2. Husky Construction
3. Embarasing situations, undies under the seat, static clinged from dryer. Pat has things stuck to him as well. Quick joke: aspirin.
4. Top of hour
5. Traffic
6. Red Cross donations. Differences between broadcast coverage of Pearl Harbor and 9/11.
7. O'Neil Plumbing
8. KING-5 Command and Control Center is an overblown description of a room. Pat learns something he should have known sooner: how to open produce bags. Lisa doesn't buy fresh vegitables. The complete diarrhea ad at 5:23 mark. "This is the IBS Broadcasting Network."
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports
October 31, 2001
Part 1, 5:30 - 6:30
11. Sports
12. Pat doesn't like Krispy Kream. People who stand in line for doughnuts, movies. Pat plays traffic music with paper and comb. Stan in Spanaway: veteran's charity
13. Mylt Buckner Box Set. diarrhea commercial discussion. Buster Hump e-mail.
14. Top of hour
15. Sports
16. More on produce bags. Pat was late learning the facts of life, late on popular adult attitudes on Santa Clause.
17. Scan Quest, like going through your own colon.
18. Letterman: Rap names or meteorological terms
19. Burt Williams
20. Bottom of hour
21. Sports
22. Laz-y-Boy ad
October 30, 2001
Part 3, 8:38 - 9:05
11. Things that sound dirty at Halloween, but aren't. Effort to get produce bags open. Nursing women's clothes have "booby holes" in them. "Loose cattle!"
12. Pat finds out facts of life late. "Those dogs are stuck." Shock at finding out parents do that too. Toilet seat covers.
13. Traffic, load of gravel
October 30, 2001
9:08 - 10:00
1. Gilda's Club. Jay Insley, airport security
2. More little known discoveries. Security ideas from the public.
3. Traffic
4. April call: offwhite carpet gets dirty unless cleaned. Nothing gets cat urine out of carpet. Pat yelled at cats to get them to stop fighting. Terror solution: cut off oxygen to the cabin. More on Lisa and Dino-man, waiting. Two headed calf parallel.
5. Pat believed in Santa until 6th grade. Clem Phlergm: things he should have learned sooner than he did.
October 31, 2001
Part 2, 6:30 - 8:30
1. Pat's hairpiece blew off in the wind. Gilda's club. KOMO Bowl annoucement: Kenmore Lanes. Pat's brother Terry is born on November 16, he always got away with everything, but never got his picture taken. Child sings "God Bless America."
2. Positive qualities about men and women.
3. Sports
4. Drive-in movie song. Pat bumped into mic. "Drac the Knife." Top 10 houses to avoid during Halloween. Big Al call, not Big Gal. Requests The Shags Halloween song
5. Jim Hickey, ABC News. Bush throws out first pitch at Yankee Stadium
6. Pat looks at the temperature in the mirror.
7. Chinoise Cafe. Lisa ate so much she almost exploded.
8. "I'm a Mummy" song. 20 ways to confuse trick-or-treaters.
9. Husky Construction
10. Gilda's Club, Frida.
11. Top of hour
12. Important business music (played because they can't connect to Rick Sorrow).
13. Stan did not bring Krispy Kreame to KOMO as promised. Says their reporter cut in line and was mean to old people. Pat used to eat three doughnuts a day. Lisa doesn't like cake doughnuts. Pat hits the post
14. Lighten-Up
15. Lame Halloween song, then Red Sovine's "Phantom 309"
16. Sports. Cougar joke modified against California. Pat almost forgot business report.
October 31, 2001
Part 3, 8:30 - 10:00
Side 1
8:35 One way to improve airplane safety: everyone should fly naked. Halloween terms.
8:45 Charlie dresses as generic foreign Sonics player. Pat misreads Quizno's DELI-SUBS telephone number. Things that sound dirty about Halloween, but really aren't. Pat leaves pumpkins on the porch until they rot.
9:07 Pat reads time wrong. Cleaned up halloween jokes. Woman meets husband while both costumed and he doesn't know.
Side 2
8:20 "Lisa, your date showed up." (Frankenstine monster noises)
8:33 Dressing pets for the holidays. Dog tail sticking out of the underwear. Taping items to cat's tails.
Classified ad: found mattress by side of freeway. Tied down items: "That's not going anywhere!" Boot found in yard; better check for foot.
Frankenstine's Castle, Voice of America radio prank.
November 2, 2001, Friday
Part 1
1. Bill Deal movie reviews, Monsters Inc.
2. Sports
3. Pat and brothers took baths together. Where's Lisa? They try to call her.
4. Surf Dude call on Lisa. "This call has been traced..." sounder.
5. Top of hour. Lisa thought it was Saturday.
6. Sports. NFL must combine Tampa Bay and Packers
7. Lisa on cell phone.
8. Dirreah ad sample (Oohhhh!)
9. Letterman: Fig Newton complaint line
10. Timmy.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports. The inventor of the wave.
13. On Saturday, Pat thought it was a weekday.
14. Lay-z-Boy. Pat's well-constructed sentence.
15. Bridge threats
16. Top of hour
17. Sports. Lisa returns to studio, Paul Tosch was sick.
18. Stone Phillips, artificial heart recipient. Convoluted traffic directions
November 2, 2001, pt 2
1. Terrorist threats against suspension bridges
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Chinoise Cafe, makes you drool.
5. "Open the Door, Richard." Emmies, Chroma-key box behind baseball batter. Jason Valentine, fourth anneversary on Cashman show.
6. making fun of dirreah annoucer. Jason review: Domestic Disturbance, negative review. Woman's cat is going crazy from Jason's yells. Contest: "Name This Tune." Tootsie participates.
7. Top of hour
8. Traffic
November 5, 2001; part 1, Monday
9. Sports. "Pat Cashman Diarrhea"
10. Pat sings in shower. Lisa did not oversleep this morning
11. Emmies, sound clips. Upcoming tailgate at Krispy Kreme
12. Top of hour
13. Sports. New foam head... Yeah!
14. "Sensative New Age Guys," Christine Lavin.
15. Letterman: Least usefull college mascots.
16. Traffic
17. Big Brothers/Big Sisters event. Alfred Hitchcock "Sabature" dialogue. Win until the cows come home
18. Bottom of hour
19. Sports
November 2, 2001, pt 3
Side 1
8:10 Brad Liggins likes the Tampa Bay-Packers joke.
8:25 Cornering bin Ladden, should have had a backup plan
8:35 No Mylt Bucker. Fred Hopkins, Seattle Central Comunity College TV deal, making new movies. Now Buckner songs.
8:50 "Monsters Crash the Pajama Party."
Side 2
9:05 Birthday request: Sally In Your Alley. World Trade Center victims stories.
9:18 Bill Gates press conference. Pat repeats late Lisa story. Pat and Bill late for things.
9:34 Lisa's morning has just flown by! "Call" by Archie (overslept for sleep study). Has Pat or Bill ever effected sports or gotten hit by standing on the sidelines? Do golf balls explode when cut open? Is Rob Weller the inventer of the wave? Gary recounts his Krazy George call.
9:50 Ruth: public service annoucement, cheries and milk. Tennis players' shotgun wedding. Hitman sued by his client. Plastic underpants for dogs.
November 5, 2001; Part 2
1. Upcoming bowling event. Pat was championship bowler. Ice skating is not a sport. Ray in Spanaway, commercial jingles.
2. More jingles
3. Top of hour.
4. Sports
5. TV shows fade fast. You need to watch more TV. United Furniture Warehouse jingle. Sea Galley: crab legs.
6. Husky touchdown contest. Cigarette ads.
7. Bottom of hour
8. Sports
9. Coach's show. Pep talk: "Jump" D.C. security. Pat's father-in-law sets off Pat's home alarm, but security doesn't arrive for hours. Man with only t-shirt on in the cold. Adam wishes Karen in Capitol Hill a happy birthday.
10. Smothers Brothers: "Daniel Boon." College band prank. Wonder bra jingle.
11. Top of hour
12. Sports
13. Traffic
14. Once-A-Day Vulcan-Class Low-Sodium Chlorospar Fluoroflavin Philogestin Galbophase 2000 #2 Pat not able to take the time to cross the street to International Jewlers. Joey Trob opinion on news.
15. Quiznoes
16. Contest idea, can't find prizes. "Don Quick Zote." Name a jingle.
17. Bottom of hour
18. Sports
19. Sleepers in Seattle
November 5, 2001
8:40 - 10:00
1. John Levesque, Emmies, The Tick. Citezen Baines canceled or quit?
2. Asco Appliance; built-in toilet? John Curley just had dental work, tries to talk about Pat being one of 25 most beautiful people of the Northwest.
3. Traffic: G. M. Good-"wench." Weather: "living hell."
4. More Curley, his "G. D." baby. Curly's wife's birth: "I worked the north end." Clem in studio, he asks where he is on the list. He's #26 again.
5. Rob Weller interview replay, Crazy George; "wave" inventor dispute.
6. Traffic
7. Lisa's "Here Come the Beavers" song. Loopy Larry, the inventor of the seventh inning stretch. Lou Pinella. Plea for bowling attendees. Punch Pat in the nose. The Balls of Bothell. Pat used to live in Bothell.
8. Suzie Gray tomorrow. Dinoman update.
November 6, 2001
5:35 - 7:15
1. Sports with Swartz may contain adult language and partial nudity.
2. "Miss Otis Regrets..." Earl Scrugs. Beverly Hillbillies theme.
3. Exercise your right to vote
4. Top of hour
5. Sports, MLB contraction. Dickie.
6. Sam Reed
7. Lay-z-Boy
8. Letterman: Cool things about being world's richest man.
9. Britney Spears
10. Bottom of hour.
11. Sports. 13 Coins vs. Pendleton Circle S Barbecue
12. More Britney Spears. Sam the weatherman is 27. Lisa is slowing
13. Campaign ad, Marvin Swindlebean. 24 TV show. What if Pat's day was on that show? Pat tooth problems
14. Top of hour
15. Sports
16. Tag
17. Brad Beagleman, "Other dealers are..." Don't be so picky. E-mail "inner peace." Galveston Judge.
November 6, 2001
7:20 - 8:35
1. Quizno's. U. S. hellocopter incident
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports, Tukwilla Mockingbirds, Ingram Toenails. Stan Takemoto wins foam head.
4. "Ringo" (in French). Fox flashed Emmie winners during game 7. Chroma key behind baseball hitter. Ads in restroom stalls. Dustin Hornby's Cambell Chunky Soup t-shirt. Indy 500, computerized billboards. Pam call, likes to spray her husband's face on toilet ad.
5. Gravely announcer. Great Harvest bread. Fancy "e" at the end of "centre," "pointe."
6. Evening Magazine 25 most beautiful people aftermath.
7. Top of hour.
8. Sports
9. Traffic
10. Suzie Grey. Pat has hook for hand. Bra cups for outdoor faucets.
11. More Suzie. "No Rockin' Chair." She sets her piano on fire.
12. Bottom of hour.
13. Sports: stray from game plan. "Suzie Grey has left the building!"
14. "I Need a Hug!"
November 7, 2001
5:35 - 6:00
15. Sports. Player caught with marijuana. "Take a deep breath!"
16. The Bells, "Stay Awhile;" strange sound effect beginning to that song. Pat's looped crashing sound effect, water pouring effect. Gary Hoffman election update.
17. Ted Crackerwagon: "That's a hell of a delay." Do your own beer commercial. Why doesn't Lisa enter creativity contests (besides Regis show)? "Turn up your radio!"
18. Top of hour.
19. Sports: All non-Pat Cashman Show listeners get off the ice. Crackerwagon: Nickles.
November 6, 2001
8:40 - 10:00
1. Suzie Grey aftermath. "I Need a Hug." [fart] More diarrhea combinations. E-mail reaction to Brad Liggins, diarrhea. "Cheese to the rescue!"
2. Pat to go to Scan Quest on Monday. Friend of Suzie Grey calls in, tells story.
3. Traffic
4. My Doctor. Donald Rumsfeld speech/press conference. Joke: $10 jar, three tests. Frog singers: Clarence "Frogman" Henery and Smilie Burnet. Senior romance joke.
5. Pat's dental surgery. Funny doctor names.
6. Traffic: pass passer. Dr. Pain.
7. Paid Political Annoucement (with false starts). Restrain kids on planes. Pat takes shoes off on plane. Pat: "Sometimes kids are cute." Lisa: "When?" Lisa kicks kicker back.
8. Blankenhurn's Speaking Dynamics School. Lab mammals to be replaced by sea monkies, or "brine shrimp." Lisa objects to that name, and Pat & Lisa recount their Sea Monkey history.
November 7, 2001
Part 2
1. Pat Boon: "Love Hurts."
2. Letterman: science papers that won't be winning a Nobel prize.
3. Traffic.
4. Great Harvest Bread
5. Gary Hoffman election update: cemetary commissioner. Florida election, one year later. Comfort foods.
6. Bottom of hour
7. Sports. Crackerwagon's experience at a polling place.
8. Baby boom? Take the time to cross the street to International Jewlers. The Butter Butler.
9. Falsetto section in "Taxi." More on Butter Butler. Where do they get infomercial audiences?
10. Top of hour
11. Sports. Oregon State Sports Illustrated jinx.
12. Crackerwagon: Honneywells.
13. Lisa remembers first KOMO bowling event. More Butter Butler, defects. Lisa keeps saying catcher Dan "Willis." Pat uses his Thighmaster through the commercial.
14. O'Neil Plumbing. Jim Hickey, New York mayoral race
15. Bottom of hour
16. Sports. Triplets born on TV, audio clip. Makes Judith Cockraine want to cross her legs.
17. Crackerwagon, Tacoma mayor's race. Sports Illustrated column: misuse of the word "literal."
18. More election returns: Mayor of Roy. E-mail: why are there "napkins" in the bathroom?
19. Top of hour
20. Sports
November 7, 2001; Part 3
1. Paul Harvey, for what it's worth, defensive rabbit.
2. Green Things nursery #3. Song: "Mamma's Not Dead." Pat feels sorry for possums. Pat wants to be a skunk.
3. Scan Quest.
4. Gary Hoffman election return: Whatcom County Water and Sewer. Pope runs for Port Commissioner. Anthrax, USPS bailout? Lisa still thinks postage is a good value.
5. Bottom of hour
6. Sports.
November 8, 2001; Part 1
7. Sports. "Trust me Swartz, it's over!"
8. Walter Beanan, farmer and mule song. Stan in Spanaway. Maurice the Fish.
9. "O Brother Where Art Thou?" songs. Country Music Awards. Watch more TV.
10. Top of hour.
11. Sports
12. Harry Chapin revisited. E-mail from Ron.
13. Scan Quest.
14. Letterman: Things that will get you kicked out of the Talliban.
15. Annoying pumpkin head at Pat's house. Annoying lawn gnome on vacation.
16. Bottom of hour
17. Sports. Money: new Krispy Kreme in Federal Way
18. Pat's mic wasn't on. New soap: paste. Soap on a rope, hung where? Pat is looking more supple lately. Purchasing t-shirts with advertising. When KOMO switched to "Pat Cashman Station," ratings plummeted. Every station he has been on has failed miserably. Girlfriend named Charlie, girlfriend named Pam. Bill sings the Charlie jingle.
November 7, 2001
8:30 - 9:30
6. Crackerwagon comment, tobacco tax. Whitening strips. Pat in underpants at home. Lisa streaks at home. Pat's phone rings on the air, it's D. W. Clark. What if a salesman sees you nude? UPS driver.
7. Pat forgot traffic, won't provide traffic music for Lisa. Quiznos.
8. Top of hour, "Seattle's mext nayor."
9. Traffic.
10. Chicken fat. Pat exhaused from excercise. Great truths about life that children/adults/old people learn.
11. Nicknames. Contest: what is the Mission Impossible theme called?
12. Traffic
November 7, 2001
9:35 - 10:00
1. Butter Butler. Mission Impossible vs. Norwegian Wood. Final words of Slim Whitman songs.
2. Cando Philargian. Van Morrison. Gary Hoffman election returns: Fidalgo pool commisioner, Baby Ruth incident. Pat's daughter's new kitten won't be quiet. Diana: cat jumped out of the womb hissing.
November 8, 2001; Part 2
1. Shelly Hack was in Charlie's Angels, his sister calls, sounds like Pat's voice. Pat's voice gets caught on phone. "I kind of goofed up there." Book Beat: The Sensitive Man.
2. Top of hour.
3. Sports. "Excited" Randy Johnson.
4. Studio guests, give gift to Lisa, horns of plenty. Scott Cardie, has 15 tech stories to tell. Lisa says Dan "Willis" again.
5. Quizno's
6. Post Office relply to an earlier comment. Ben Trog, joke teller.
7. Bottom of hour
8. Sports
9. Tag.
10. Scott Cardie tries to get on everyone's KOMO show. Complaint e-mail, wants more refined material. Culture corner: burping. Pet peeves, Pat rode waterslide, hit funny bone.
11. Public phone booth phone book page torn out. Susan in Des Moines, phone in elevator rang.
12. Top of hour
13. Sports, "Hello, everbody!"
14. Traffic
15. "What are those voices?"
16. More on auction winners, studio guests. 13 Coins representative. Laura Lee, "Pocket Encyclopedia of aggrivations." Pat confused her for a Seattle radio personality.
17. O'Neil Plumbing, knights of the round table pun. Guests really packing food away.
18. Bottom of hour.
19. Sports.
November 9, 2001 Part 1
20. Airline safety, party politics.
November 8, 2001; 8:30 - 10
Side 1
Tire bouncing down the road.
8:40 More pet peeves. Bill: "I'm still here!!" Cement vs. concrete mixers. Pronunciation of Bette Midler. Beverly in "Randon."
9:10 Lisa likes "O Brother..." Name this sound effect. Spotted dick. "Bring something you would like to put in your mouth."
Side 2
Strange call, Welche's Jelly. Lisa's hernia question. "Left turn on green ball?"
9:30 KONG?
9:35 Dinoman update.
9:50 Pizza meat rule changes.
November 9, 2001; 5:45 - 7:45
1. Upcoming: a new kind of dog treat. Hate mail: Pat gives wrong time. Head of British Airways strikes out against wimpy action stars.
2. Top of hour
3. Halloween party fight recalled.
4. Letterman: ideas to fight terrorism.
5. Traffic.
6. Poplar dopplar. Michael Jackson thinks he has anthrax. Home anthrax test.
7. Bottom of hour
8. Sports. Swartz off.
9. Quincy Jones. Husky bowl picture. Gary and Krispy Kreme willpower. Pep talk: "Ghostbusters."
10. Beagleman middle names, no service department. Why do shower curtains suck?
11. Top of hour
12. Sports
13. George Harrison has cancer. Stan Freeberg: "John & Marsha."
14. Anne Compton, ABC News.
15. Bottom of hour
16. Sports
17. Jason: fake reviewers. Re-edited movies, Star Trek: The Motion Picture.
November 9, 2001; 7:45 - 8:35,
1. Jason: Monsters Inc. ("...doesn't stink")
2. Top of hour
3. Traffic
4. Dog snacks that dogs really like: Brown Dog Institute.
5. Professor Ed Serakeck, climate changes.
6. Bottom of hour
7. Sports
November 12, 2001
5:30 - 6:30 (Show shortened by breaking news)
8. Sports
9. Lisa's dog is sick, can't feed them in anticipation of surgery. Tease for Pat going to Petsmart. Feed the hungery.
10. Pat at Petsmart: slow checker, vet expressing anal glands in the big window, dog fight in store. Caller trying out for "Win Bin Stine's Money."
11. Top of hour
12. Sports.
13. Scheduled upcoming on show (which was later preempted by Queens, New York airplane crash.)
14. Letterman: Things Dave says on a typical weekend
15. Paul late. Feed the hungery.
16. Pat reading his Veteran's day column.
17. Bottom of hour, breaking news.
18. More on airplane crash. (Show pre-empted after this.)
19. Promo: on-line prizes.
November 9, 2001; 8:30 - 10
Side 1
Fred Hopkins, attorney. He does wills; Pat Cashman tape collection used as an example. Review: Pat Boon in "The Horror of it All."
9:05 David Mammet pronuciation. Spiro T. Agnew speech
Side 2
Name that sound effect. "Think Positive, and Win."
Weekly World News: Alien visits Los Angeles on Halloween, was ignored. Take me to your leader.
51-OFF-BY comments, Butter Butler.
9:50 Yma Sumac. Lisa takes dog to vet. Dog cone?
November 13, 2001
Part 1
1. Sports. Bill's Bill Gates impression.
2. Rudolph Vallentino. Vet expenses. Dinoman's dental health.
3. Valentino clarification, did not die of dental disease. Pat consults dictionary. Restart the hunger drive.
4. Top of hour
5. Sports
6. Aviation expert John Nance
7. Letterman: Signs your kid is a wizard.
8. How big will Harry Potter be?
9. Bottom of hour
10. Sports. Lisa's dogs eating peanut butter, Pat sugests applying peanut butter to dog's butt, as that's where their nose is anyway. Pat's English accent, teasing theater owner interview.
11. Brian Calahan, General Cinema, Harry Potter. Paul Tosch: "If Harry Potter gets any older, he'll have to pass those sorcerer stones."
12. Harry Potter Coke controversy. Shallow Hal controversy.
13. Top of hour
14. Bill gates on Fraisier. Sports: echoy announcer. Bill's Bill Gates impression. Pat on Bill Gates video shoot.
15. 13 Coins name origin. Eggo Joe, Harry Potter Eggo.
November 13, 2001
Part 2
1. Tim Sheld, ABC News, on yesterday's air disaster.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Exorcisms. John Larson
5. Pat's Scan Quest experience.
6. Top of hour
7. Sports
8. Traffic
9. Tom Herher. Pat wets his pants, calls O'Neil plumbing.
10. Dawn in Burien, suggests Pat wear a condom catheter. Pat had stopped wearing depends.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports
November 14, 2001
13. Sports.
14. Pat plays wrong song: "Particle Man" instead of "Fanny." Emergency Broadcast System for flooding. Cashman show tests. Miki call, she can't speak.
15. Fighting progress.
16. Top of hour.
17. Sports: Paul Duckworth to broadcast Huskies. Pep talk: "Boogie, Boogie, Boogie."
November 13, 2001
8:40 - 10:00
1. Feed the hungery. Pat cleans up tawdry joke by ending it early (woman married many times, is still a virgin).
2. Road kill dog fur coat song. Buzz Bowl 1 led student to better grades. Crime Watch.
3. Traffic
4. Veteran's Day column re-read.
5. Car Pros
6. "This is a--"
7. "Lisa" songs. Saving Private Ryan. Kabul captured.
8. Traffic
9. Cable channels. History Channel World Trade Center special.
10. Dinoman update. Lisa tries to change the subject to Pat wetting his pants. Thoughts for the day: "There is a fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness.'"
November 14, 2001; Part 2
1. Herb Weisbaum in New York, met Steve Martin and Larry King.
2. Lay-z-Boy
3. Moby Dick day.
4. Bottom of hour
5. Sports
6. Dave Dudley, Letterman intro.
7. Letterman: construction worker pickup lines.
8. Sea-Tac security slipup.
9. Bose Radio.
10. Upcoming bowling show.
11. Top of hour
12. Sports
13. Chinoise Cafe.
14. Seattle Union Gospell Mission. Joey Trob, joke teller (confusing chicken joke). Patty Cashman on Almost Live? Pat had to beg her to go on sketches. Soliciting kid review for "Harry Potter."
15. Shawn Sparks wins movie rewiew position, insn't quite sure what he's gotten himself into.
16. Bottom of hour
17. Sports, name the speaker who confused WSU and UW at presentation.
18. O'Neil Plumbing
19. Thanksgiving one week from today. Pat does a lot of work in kitchen. Leaves in gutter. Lisa says that Gutter Guard, a former sponsor, does not work.
20. Ben calls to correct the chicken joke, though he denies it. Charity phone operators are in the nude (Lisa's idea).
21. Top of hour
22. Sports, Lou Pinella.
23. Traffic
November 14, 2001; Part 3
1. Words that sound better with "M" in the middle. Upcoming: holiday parade. Fruitcake recipe (similar to Thelma Broadbottom's rum cake). Union Gospel Mission volunteers NOT nude.
2. Executive director of Union Gospell Mission.
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports
November 15, 2001; Part 1
5. Sports, "Inside Swartz"
6. Strawberry Rhone song. Was this Bill's first solo in elementary school? This song doesn't have a chorus. Big berm from uncompleted highway interchange spills mud onto road. Pat's board turned down so there's no traffic music. Union Gospel Mission.
7. Dynamic Bowling (instructional record.)
8. Top of hour
9. Sports, three time slam dunk champ: Swartz "Mr. Smooth:" Gary Hoffman money report. X-Box.
10. Intro
11. Letterman: CBS employee suggestion box.
12. Traffic
13. Ambiente
14. William W. Willoghby. "Soul Man" parody.
15. Bottom of Hour
16. Sports
17. Apple Cup prediciton. Ben Stine's Money contestant update
November 14, 2001
8:35 - 9:05
11. Santa Brunch Cruise
12. Good/bad things about rain. Pat wets his pants. Pat's dad did the East Indian stretching program.
13. Car Pros
14. More East Indian stretching program. "Does everything grow in proportion?"
15. Traffic
November 14, 2001
9:10 - 10:00
1. Could it be butter? Chicken Fat. Thighmaster plays through commercials. Pat says he's "Just flossing."
2. Pat has 289 bowling average, does bowling tricks. Pat took bowling for P. E.
3. Traffic
4. Brain Gash Chevrolet. Feed the Hungery. Marion: butter. Frank Sinatra "Old McDonald's Farm."
5. Choice of Weekly World News stories. Lisa was afraid of toilets, so Pat reads Toilet of Terror.
November 15, 2001; Part 2
1. Dynamic Bolwing. Union Gospell Mission voluenteers not nude. World Trade Center ground zero.
2. Top of hour
3. Sports
4. Chinoise Cafe
5. Tech News: X-Box, battery recall. Dynamic Bowling.
6. Ray in Fircrest performs Richard Burton in "Camelot."
7. Bottom of hour.
8. Sports: identify this voice: "Big musles in our pants." The contest was won by "Dick."
9. Bose
10. Kate Bouy, missionaries rescued.
11. Herb Weisbaum. If he tells secrets, "I'll have to kill you." "Lisa takes care of that." X-Box
12. Top of hour
13. Traffic
14. "That's called a 'tease.'"
15. Dynamic Bowling. Mimi Gant on Scrubs (for a fraction of a second). Diane Cannon
16. Sammy Davis Jr., Buddy Rich. Harry from Lake City on Harry Potter, has large vocabulary.
17. Bottom of hour
18. Sports, Paul Duckworth to do play-by-play.
November 15, 2001; 8:30 - 10
Side 1
Juke Box City closing
Miss Dudley call, for Bill Swartz
Dynamic Bowling (in/out/in/out; Barry White) "What a train wreck this show is."
9:12 Pac 10 light bulb joke.
Side 2
Pat has really harry arms. Pat only irons visible parts of his clothes
9:40 Barry Devine: don't take babies to movies.
9:57 Alternatives to IBS.
November 16, 2001; part 1
Kenmore Lanes
1. Bowling show promo.
2. Bill Deal, Harry Potter, Novacane is gross.
3. Sports, cougar joke.
4. Mitchell Rude used to be Mitch Wood, "Waking up with Wood" Colin gives directions from Machias. Trish speaks. Shoe size range, displays a size 18 shoe. Lisa: "Is that man here?"
5. Arthur interviewed in buffett line; Spankybear too? Praise for Bill's impressions.
6. Top of hour. Gary: "Those aren't Baby Ruths floating in the water."
7. Sports. Paul Tosch reluctant to do a report (technical difficulties).
8. "There's food around the corner." Kenmore Lanes is in Kenmore. Pat challenges lanes manager Marty to a fight. Pat interviews student whose life was changed by Buzz Bowl 1.
9. Bose
10. Letterman: Least effective opening line for tellamarketers.
11. Aftermath of Pat and Marty fight. Lisa in casino. Bothell, Kenmore civil war.
12. Sports.
13. Frank Donohue, Red Cross.
14. Ambiente
15. Bowling is a full-body excercise. Shoe sizes.
16. Sports: Paul Duckworth calls basketball.
17. Ross Colcheck
18. Husky joke by Lonnie. Children's review of "Harry Potter."
19. Laz-y-Boy
November 16, 2001; Part 2
1. Miki sees a Fisher going away party.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. (Above segment continued) Pat arrives late to microphone. Call from Lane 18.
5. Jason Valentine: "Harry Potter" Ted Crackerwagon, live echoy call.
6. Scan Quest.
7. Lisa talks to bowler. Blue Moon parody.
8. Top of hour. Bill does Husky joke.
9. Birthday. Duck voice man: Joe.
10. Jessie Ventura.
11. Bose
12. Chickpeas, spotted richard. Darryl D. Dowds, Families for Kids. Eggo Joe, casinoes.
13. Bottom of hour
14. Sports, jokes.
15. Waterways Santa brunch cruise
16. Chicken Fat. Clem Phlergm's new job as marketing director for a new car make: Uranus.
17. Fred Hopkins intro, Matt Groening connection.
18 Top of hour
19. Traffic.
20. Gary Wilson, will perform voices. Hopkins review: "The Raven" (1935). Swartz chain saw effect.
November 16, 2001; pt 3 to end
1. More on Fred, tawdry talk. Gary's large shoes. Suzie Grey performs live.
2. Traffic
3. More on Uranus car. Gary tries to win tickets for Ross Colcheck.
4. Calvin Hoffman speaks on air. Peter Max interview.
November 19, 2001; Part 1
5. Sports
6. Today in history.
7. Bowl games. Speech before Lincolin's Gettysburg address.
8. Top of hour
9. Sports
10. Feed the hungery.
11. Letterman: Things overheard on Regis' show.
12. Feed the hungery
13. Bill has put up Christmas lights.
14. Bottom of hour.
15. Sports
16. Victoria Secret Fashion Show complaints, re-creation.
November 19, 2001; Part 2
1. Best hair.
2. Top of hour
3. Sports.
4. Tom Rivers, ABC News
5. Touchdown Contest. Women's rights in Muslim world. Lisa's weekend.
6. Bottom of hour.
7. Sports
8. Feed the hungery.
9. Pep talk: "Freak Out," Rick comments about recorded bit. Monday's coach's show. Britney Spears.
10. Laz-y-Boy
11. Comics pages. Sunday paper printed early. Weekly World News headlines
12. Top of hour
13. Sports
14. Traffic
15. Tall Russian cyclops mutant wants to play for NBA. Safeway's asparagus sale.
16. Feminine language.
17. Top of hour
18. Sports.
November 20, 2001; start
19. Sports: Too many on KOMO field.
20. Rusty Draper
November 19, 2001; 8:30 - 10
Side 1
Man late home to wife joke
Passages: side show performers.
John Leveck
9:05 Poplar Doppler has Christmas lights
9:10 Upcoming Thanksgiving parade. "We can't say we're number one, because we don't lie."
Side 2
Lisa's dogs excited by the word "ball," and other words. Snausages story.
9:31 Leaves still on trees.
9:40 Lisa must "self-medicate" her dogs (she doesn't have anyone around the house to help).
How to give a pill to cats/dogs.
November 20, 2001; 5:45 -
1. More on Rusty Draper
2. Top of hour
3. Stouthearted Men. "Whole Lot of Love." Pat chokes on air, water, carrots. Pat's wife had to give him the heimlich.
4. Letterman: Signs you're not one of the most eligible bachleors.
5. Scan Quest
6. Once a day... Feed the hungery. Pacific Place awning washers (on a rainy day).
7. Bottom of hour
8. Sports. Waterways cruise.
9. Christmas decorations too early? Cashman show too heavily scripted? Three elderly sisters joke.
10. Osma bin Laden bounty.
11. Top of hour
12. Sports
13. Lay-z-Boy
14. Bush pardons turkey. Marital advice for Joe, remote control.
15. O'Neil Plumbing
16. Thansgiving column, Tofurkey.
17. Bottom of hour
18. Sports. Bill as Bruce King: Poulsbo Turkey
19. "Goin' Back to Miami." Great Harvest.
November 20, 2001; 7:35 - 8:35
1. Rhoda, turkey song
2. Promo: scream. Lee Greenwood. Turkey's Thanksgiving poem. Lisa not good at preparing Thanksgiving food. Ten things that sound dirty on Thanksgiving, but aren't.
3. Top of hour
4. Sports
5. Traffic
6. Rusty Draper calls show.
7. Feed the hungery
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports
November 22, 2001; Part 1
10. Parade not well promoted. Steve Wilson's Lakewood home, photos of him on Fredrick and Nelson's Santa lap. Steve's family gets new TV on JFK assassination day.
11. D. B. Cooper
12. Top of hour
13. Sports
14. Parade start. Can't Believe It's Not Butter float.
15. Letterman: Signs your football game is fixed.
16. Crackerwagon can't see a damn thing. Musical armpit guys.
17. Caller Lisa sees kilted bagpipe band in high wind. Spuddy's Mom sees Mariners float. Rainier Beer horses.
18. Bottom of hour
19. Sports
November 20, 2001 8:30 - 10
Side 1
The Cockroach That Ate Cincinatti
Question: "How many screams are on your sound effects card?" Answer: "How many screams can Lisa do?"
8:40 Herb Weisbaum brings bagles. Upcoming parade. Comic strip tribute
9:05 Smothers Brothers, "Mediocre Fred." MVP vote. Man bet that Ichiro wouldn't win batting title.
Side 2
Pat's Tom Brokaw voice. Signs that you are overdoing it at Thanksgiving. Rice kills baby ducks. Man killed by a duck.
9:35 Feeding the hungery, Pat flub: "It starts with a belly in your meal."
Barry Devine e-mail: being more kind for holiday shopping.
The Most Unwanted Music
9:50 Mel Sharpe & Coyle: job offer in living hell.
November 22, 2001; Part 2
1. Bob & Boeing float. Flynn from Carpet Cents (baloon?). Open/closed today. Lisa is a Thursday garbage girl. St. Patricks Day is a big garbage day for her. Paul sees ducks. Mike Murphy sees Cindi Rhinehart baloon. Nickles throwing out nickles, Rice throwing out rice. Sen. Pam Roach throwing out...?
2. Scan Quest. Ted Crackerwagon. James Brown in parade. John Curley and Jean Godden on float.
3. Gilda's Club train ride. 200 lights.
4. Top of hour. Pat flub: almost forgot Lan Archer's name.
5. Sports. Angela not just whistling Dixie.
6. Phil: automatic public toilet float. 400 horses and a kitten. Apple commission float behind horse float. Joey has one of the most popular dogs in the neighborhood.
7. Scott Cardie: dead dot.coms float. Glen: Kirby Wilber carrying perloined Pat Cashman tapes. Man dressed as turtle gassed by police.
8. Top of Hour. Lan Archer is the man of steel.
9. Sports. Angela whistles Dixie. 13 Coins.
10. Moment of silence. Scott Cardie: the "What Did Your Doctor Say About Your Diarrhea" float. Arthur doesn't see Harry Potter float, sees Norm Dicks passing out his namesake. John: PortaPotty float. Ikea float arrived unassembled. Turkey Talk, with Felica Cruton. Sound of Music sing-along.
11. Bill: Britney Spears float, "You can see the headlights and rear end." Followed by Bob Dole. Mike Murphy: International Jewler's float, people crossing in front. Ross Colchek turns 11. Hooters girls. Other ways to use the Thanksgiving turkey. Macy's Parade is delayed
12. Top of hour
13. Traffic.
14. KOMO Morning Theater: A Watched Pot. Steve Wilson is news director. If you listen closely, you can hear the swearing. News anchors are drunk, nude. 700 horses and a goat. Homeland security float. Carl in Bellingham: Whatcom County mime group, involunetary vasectomy league. Paul Harvey and Dr. Laura.
November 22, 2001; Part 3
1. James Brown again. Deja Vu float, just off the alley, sound. Jan in Port Orchard: laugh, tribute to Lisa Foster, loose cattle.
2. "Hurry in!" Waterways Cruise. Big Al, phonographs in the parade. Dell in Dakota Creek (off exit 270, I-5), Lisa Foster fan club. Miki: dead anchor persons. Toni and the Puyallup float. Marion.
3. Bose. Pat doesn't want hug from Steve. Eggo Joe recipe. Mike Murphy: hog wild.
4. Traffic, Lisa not on 24 hours.
5. "Twist all night." "That's The Way I Like It" parody. Eladan in Redmond: toilet bowl float backs up. Tim Eyeman stuck in traffic. More on politicians throwing out namesakes.
6. Fisher float 20% shorter, being chased by Clear Channel shark baloon. James Brown again. Horses again, leaving "souveners" for the kids. Emily: deer camp float. "Second Week of Deer Camp." Clair from Rainier Valley: Ex-Lax samples.
7. Traffic. Four tow trucks. Honelulu, fish float.
8. Fannie-flappers. Ross Colchek. Parade over. Stan Freeberg. Early Thanksgiving. Pat and Steve don't cook. Someone fed Tofurkey to a cat, who projectile vomited it out.
9. "Shaving Cream." Sick Thanksgiving joke. "How the Turkey Saved the Day."
(The next assignment required me to leave at 4:30 in the morning and lasted 12 hours Wednesday through Saturday. If I set the computer to record the show when I left, I would only get two hours on disc, and wouldn't have much time at the end of the day to edit it anyway. Everything was recorded starting with 120 minute audio tape, and completed by two and a half hours on video tape.)
November 28, 2001; 7:30 - 10:00
The end of the Poplar Dopplar?
7:38 Chinoise Cafe, white chocolate martini, boiled soy beans
7:43 Studio guests: Residents XII
7:54 Recap of Lisa's live weather observation. TV stations with live snow coverage
8:10 Keith Eldridge felt like Ted Crackerwagon. Snow coming down like "gangbusters." Studio guest reveals that Poplar Dopplar is a maple.
8:20 Pat gets a leaf; it's a maple. Scott Connor calls in to confirm maple. Bill chainsaw sound.
8:35 Lisa Foster & Cult Jam
8:40 More Poplar Dopplar. Didi's suggestion: "Maple Staple." Frisco the gardener (Gary)
8:50 Scan Quest: image of your colon is so vivid it's like searching for bin Ladin in a cave.
8:53 More Keith Eldridge, wants to be like Ted Crackerwagon. Gary revealed as Frisco. Kelly from MAPLE Valley, forecaster conspiracy against tree.
9:08 David Sivillie. Can't slow down CDs. Susan from Mount Vernon: mountain is gone, came back. Can't get KOMOradio.com on Netscape. Scott Cardie comes on air, puts Pat to sleep hearing tech talk. Scott tries to help Poplar situation, doesn't leave fast enough. "Papal Maple," Catholic info. Pat still in shock stage.
9:20 Pat now in anger stage. Jerry: Meterlogical Maple. Brother/uncle analogy. Crime Watch, with sound effects.
9:35 Snow school closures, Mukelteo: if you're already at school, it's a school day. Tasers, Pat would be prone by a AAA battery. Narrow freeway lanes. Radio hosts can't carpool or bus to work.
9:50 More poplar, Pat feels he should keep promoting the poplar, Lisa feels they should take the high road, the truthful road. "Malestrom Maple." Lisa in mantra.
November 28, 2001
5:30 - 7:30
1. Sports.
2. "Doo Wah Ditty" Snow! Police and taser guns. Pat would be knocked out by a nine volt battery. Shoot Silly String instead?
3. Man putting up Christmas lights shot at them on the ground. Bill and Christmas lights. Snow falling downtown. Oliver: potato launchers, snow on his unit. Weather forecasters are always wrong.
4. Sports, steroids. Skip Todd's report, go to Lisa on the street. Thanks to Radio Shack for Lisa's phone.
5. Reaction to live report. Beth in Lynnwood. School delays. Miki call: "It's Snowin'!" Body at Fisher Plaza.
6. Pat Prize.
7. All three of Pat's car accidents happened in the snow. Study: which days of the week men like to have sex. Groucho Marx. Jan in Port Orchard, storm needs a slogan.
8. Bottom of hour.
9. Sports part 1
10. Sports continued.
11. Buster Hump e-mail, toy alteration. Shannon from Port Orchard, if it rains "cats and dogs," what does it snow? Keith Eldridge live report. Richard Peterson update. Grapeview call, go to KOMO-practor. School updates, hold your applause. "Ohhh!!"
12. Unintentional dead air. Chris call: wants to name the storm. Mark, measures snow in nautical miles. Men always measure long. 24 to be canceled? JAG. James Broland and Barbara Strisand.
13. Wisefield's Jewelers, with sound effects "straight to the heart."
14. Santa Cashman. Top of hour.
15. Sports: Bedtime Bubba basketball. Rick Rizz school report.
16. Alan Acres tree farm (Lisa advertisement) Berry Gordy day. Gordy call: Snovember 2001! More TV season. Woman wrestlers. 1950s pro wrestlers. Pat's dad tried to tell him it was a sham. National Geographic channel. National Geographic magazine: for a boy, it's free booby shots.
17. O'Neil Plumbing came to the house early, did you have your pants on? Carroll Burnett special.
18. Bottom of hour
November 28, 2001
7:30 - 9:30
The end of the Poplar Doppler?
1. Sports: "nice ball movement."
2. Chinoise Cafe.
3. Larry in Bellevue, Tofurkey column, it hurts to laugh. Charity winners in studio: Residents 12 home.
4. Quiznos, final "s" on phone number is unnecessary.
5. Recalling earlier live report from Lisa. TV live reporters in the snow. Carl in Kent, radio segue. Who Wants To Be a Millionaire has tanked.
6. Two ads playing at once. Top of hour.
7. Traffic
8. Paul Harvey reads Vancouver Christmas light shooting. Keith Eldridge feels like Crackerwagon. Snow coming down like "gangbusters." Studio guest says Doppler is not a poplar. What rhymes with Maple? Get leaf from tree to find out.
9. Buckwheat Pillow ad. Examine leaf, it's a maple. Peter Arnet birthday, former CNN foreign reporter. Scott Connor on phone, confirms that it's a maple. Bill chain saw effect.
10. Sports, audio does not play.
11. Lisa Foster and Cult Jam. Waterways Cruise.
12. "Don't rip the scab off again." Didi call: Maple Staple. "Frisco" the gardener: poplar trees have bright lights at Christmas.
13. Scan Quest. Looking at colon is like going through a cave looking for bin Laden.
14. Keith Eldridge. Revealed: Frisco was actually Gary Hoffman. Kelly in MAPLE Valley: conspiracy.
15. Traffic.
16. David Siville. You can't slow down CDs to hear how the Chipmunks work. Susan: the mountain is gone. Graft a poplar branch on to the maple. She can't get KOMO Web site on Netscape. Pat gets Scott Cardie to answer problem. Pat starts snoring. Michele: Papal Maple.
17. Pat has reached anger stage. Jerry: Meteorological Maple. Debbie call. Crime Watch.
18. Traffic.
November 28, 2001
9:35 - 10:00
1. School closures: if you're already at school it's a regular day. More tasers: Pat would be subdued by a AAA battery. Narrow 11 foot freeway lanes. Morning show hosts can't carpool. Pat used to carpool, with a man who didn't shower.
2. Revive poplar topic, should they keep lying? Call about cut-in records. Leaves will fall off over winter. People listening now won't remember. It's Over.
November 29, 2001
5:30 - 6:55
3. "At Sports With Swartz, we sell gas."
4. Hawaiian singer. Lisa's Christmas lights. Lisa never finishes things. Westlake lights didn't work either. Pile of mail about Doppler. Stations stealing other stations bits. Perhaps they should brand the KOMO Poplar Doppler.
5. Chinoise Cafe. Bill goes "mmmmmmm." Larry Vern "Mr. Custer" didn't win a Grammy. Oliver offers to do weather. Terry call: Desigi-Doppler
6. Sports
7. J. P. Patches e-mail on Doppler. Plant a new tree at new studios at Fisher Plaza?
8. Letterman: items on audience member's Christmas list.
9. Traffic
10. Quiznos.
11. Rusty Draper. Heart health, Pat took stress test, has family history of heart problems.
12. Sports part 1
13. Sports part 2. "Trust me Swartz, it's over!" Inside Swartz is back on TV. Pat asks Paul about FAA restrictions. 13 Coins is a landmark.
14. Sayings of historical mothers. Ward e-mail. Study: women who drink get pregnant more often.
15. First combat death in Afghanistan. Is this to be a long, protracted war? Chicken Fat, with Thighmaster. Homeguard Security.
November 29, 2001
7:00 - 8:50
1. Sports, Latka
2. Scott Cardie. Why no KOMO streaming? Replay TV lawsuit. Replay TV 4000, 320 hour capacity. Mouse ball safety. Home improvement.
3. Scan Quest. Anne Compton. Enron collapsed yesterday.
4. Sports, Poulsbo R-Veet. Tofurkey on Three Sisters.
5. Tag
6. Buckwheat Pillow. Underactive Bladder. Sebastian Cabbot, Family Affair. One TV in house, Pat had to watch Lawrence Welk. Silverton is finally getting phone service. Ty in Renton, party line. Groovy Lawrence Welk phase. Bill liked Lawrence Welk. Waterways Cruise.
7. Jan in Port Orchard, had to fight for phone (with dog). Bose Radio.
8. Top of hour, Pat mistakenly tosses to ABC news. "And they tore off my arm and threw it over there!"
9. Traffic. Fake mercury in the thermometer?
10. Vince Henry, call from near Silverton. Are there radios in Silverton? They don't have to be FM. O'Neil Plumbing
11. Patty Cashman's birthday today, she turns 22. Roger in Bremerton shot his lock off, kicked in his window.
12. Bottom of hour. Man trying to get into his house, Dramatic Recreation.
13. Sports. Another Dramatic Recreation.
14. Death of a Salesman. 13 Coins is always open, you don't need to shoot the lock off. Death of a mime.
15. Story: "I Was Bigfoot's Love Slave," coming up on the phone. Ambiente Tile.
November 29, 2001
8:50 - 10:00
1. Weekly World News: "I Was Bigfoot's Love Slave," interview with the Vernells. (Those voices sound familiar.)
2. News: man sues strip club. Where is "beautiful" Shoreline?
3. "Bob" on the phone, says he knew it was Lisa and Pat doing the voices of the Vernells. Comment on Jeff Renner ads and hypnotic music. Spoof by Bruce. "Close the door, I'm not heating the whole neighborhood!" Bubba Rabinski: like Lisa he is a bitter, divorced 40 year old. Mentions Dinoman. Lisa gives update: went to New York for dinner date, got stood up. Homeguard Security: eight foot tall Grinch stolen, the irony is lost on the thieves.
4. Space Shuttle "Jim Deever" launch has been scrubbed. Call: the tree must have been switched.
5. Traffic. "All the brown stuff on the road."
6. Lumberjack love slave. Call from Tacoma: teenage Bigfoots. Pat would love to see a Bigfoot, or a bear in his neighborhood. Pat needs a new dishwasher. All of Lisa's appliances are broken. Pat's dishes come out dirtier than they went in. Caller: blind date was too pretty for him; that's why Dinoman turned Lisa down. Pat has never been on a blind date, but Lisa has. Bill's blind date.
7. Coming up on Herb's show. Coming up on TV. Prince and the Pauper at 5th Avenue. Dr. Jeckle & Mr. Hyde. Real Man test.
November 30, 2001; 5:30 - 7:30; Friday, Gary in for Pat
Side 1
5:39 Gary goes through Pat's CDs. Beatles. Christmas trees. "You can't drive around with your 'cherry picker' in the air."
5:50 George Harrison. Security at memorial
6:06 Chilly, whiny weather.
6:10 Gary doesn't hit the post. Lennon's death.
Letterman: bubblewrap recession
6:20 Lisa drunk at the Prince and the Pauper musical. She is experiencing a hangover
Side 2
Gary: "Anti-WTO protesters."
6:50 Gary's band: "Oral Massage."
News: Grinch stolen
More George Harrison, wives.
7:15 Lisa muffs traffic sponsor
November 30, 2001; 7:30 - 10:00
Sports: High school wrestling team has herpies. Gary tries to horn in on Lisa's traffic report. What's the difference with traffic music and money music?
7:40 More George Harrison memories. Jason Valentine: Harrison's Handmade Films.
7:53 Review: "Behind Enemy Lines:" "Behind Enema Lines"
8:10 More on Harrison. Lisa thinks Wings is better than Beatles. Neil Diamond, "Jazz Singer."
8:22 "Raining cats and dogs" origin. Gary's dad, doesn't talk much. Pictures of Calvin. Brian's Song.
8:35 Traffic, Lisa yawns.
8:40 Fred Hopkins: Elvis dies on the bathroom. Fred is just a puky little jerk. Lisa muffs Boa sponsorship.
8:50 Hopkins: "The 4-D Man" (1961)
9:06 Lisa to Lan Archer: "We don't have a 24-hour traffic center."
9:08 Hopkins continued. Booty Tang. Army Navy game
9:23 "...Brought to you by the trace amounts of Jack Daniels." Gary buys Christmas trees. Artificial tree smell. Flocking your tree.
9:33 Calvin talks. Rotating tree stand. The Prince and the Pauper: Lisa was drunk. Aluminum tree. Santa is a fat elf. Lame company group e-mails. Gary can't remember when he "went up" in a man lip.
9:53 "The dam's about to break!"
December 5, 2001
5:30 - 7:30
1. Sports with Swartz sponsored by Direct to the Public Oil Paintings.
2. Strom Thurman turns 99. Tonka the horse movie. Rodeos and bullfights. Lisa: "I hate rodeos!"
3. Green River Killer DNA. Transportation funding. Billions missing from U. S. budget
4. Sports. Gary dislexic (misreads money report)
5. Man with retractor story. Our letigous society. Lisa wouldn't sue.
6. Bose Wave Radio.
7. Letterman: Signs McDonald's is in financial trouble. Washington Natural Gas sign taken down, to be displayed at the Museum of History and Industry.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports, part 1
10. Sports, part 2. Par 6 golf
11. More local landmarks. Preserve Harry Wapler
12. More Washington Natural Gas sign, looks like a part of the female anatomy.
13. Sports: Basketball Bubba
14. Money report. Pat's screen is brown.
15. Walt Disney's birthday. Pat's toupe. More gas flame sign. West Seattle Mortar and Pestal. Aurora Flower elephant. Poodle Dog, Java Jive. Milton sign. Apple maggot quarantine
December 5, 2001
7:25 - 9:15
1. Kate Bouy
2. Sports. Bill is Brian Johnson. Interrupting Todd. Judith: "We're cookin' with stock."
3. Stan Takamoto wins golf contest
4. Brad Beagleman: business smells. More disappearing landmarks. Renton U-Haul Space Needle. Pilot Butte Inn. Historical societies. Music Hall and Coluseum theaters.
5. Bentley Center
6. Little Richard, kids tunes.
7. Top of hour.
8. Paul Harvey: child helps choking teacher; Pat supplies sound effects.
9. Traffic.
10. Donald Church: Man with 13" retractor. Stan Freeberg: "I've Got You Under My Skin."
11. Lisa urination ad. More landmarks: Janice in Capitol Hill. TV towers for Bill's use only
12. Sports: making fun of digital skip. Serious money music.
13. More blue flame, just sitting out there on the ground. Paul Frees
14. Chipmunk song. Fake cow heads in Rainier Valley.
15. Real EAS test.
16. Florence Foster Jenkins, any relation to Lisa? Madame Foster.
December 5, 2001
9:19 - 10:00
1. Foster Jenkins and Thighmaster. No bit too stupid for Pat. More landmarks, gas stations. No adults allowed in ball pit. Pat used to get free stuff from Buster Brown shoes.
2. Traffic. Brad nailer.
3. Michael Church recap. Landmarks, e-mail. Larry A. Baker, UW hospital public relations, reacts to misplaced retractor story, offers Pat a free operation. Pat scared of "Leary" Way. Space Needle flame. Pine Cone Cafe.
4. "She's Come Undone." Pat didn't tell woman about unbuttoned blouse Pat wrecks jewlery cage. Jeans that look like painter's jeans
December 6, 2001; Thursday; 5:30 - 7:30
Side 1
5:33 Swartz Labor Day Special
5:35 Green River Killer. DNA evidence.
5:50 Downbeat 12 Days of Christmas parody from a high school in Atlanta.
6:15 Letterman: Signs your Top 10 list sucks.
6:20 Stephen Wright
Side 2
6:40 Terminator 3. National Geographic channel vs. Animal Planet
6:50 Geraldo packing heat, but wouldn't say so verbally. Little Timmy saves teacher (bit)
7:10 Scott Cardie, Goner virus. Pat: "This is the bit?"
7:20 19 ways to confuse Santa
December 6, 2001; 7:30 - 10
7:38 Baseball revenues
7:55 Miki, on 12 Days of Christmas
8:10 Promo: Scream. Pinhead Report: Japanese woman tries to find money from "Fargo." The Real Man test. Ted Crackerwagon: the weather "blows," etc.
8:27 Jimmy Neutron resembles Pat.
8:38 Fred Huchenson breakfasts
8:55 Clem: Top 10 Ways to Butter-Up Santa.
9:08 Ideterod sponsor.
9:20 Timmy saves teacher's life (bit). More baseball finances; Jessie Ventura interview.
9:35 Lisa gone this weekend with her neices. Lisa recalls her problems at past Nutcrackers. Joke from Walt: Bill & Hillary, a beer can for every transgression. Geraldo packing heat.
9:50 Calling in sick to work. (Naked man & cat) Pat's kitten in hiding places.
December 7, 2001
5:30 - 6:30
(After December 16, 1999)
13. Sports. Swartz has warts.
14. Burger King additions.
15. Pearl Harbor. Coming up on the show... Santa will be flown by Paul Tosch. Chris Kimball in studio. Drums, but no drum machine. First Paul Tosch report, "They get better." Stan in Spanaway on Pearl Harbor memorial
16. Drum sounds overview. Name the drum intro contest. Joke: visit to Santa.
17. News: Naked wet man at Evergreen State. Sports: Jessie Ventura vs. Baseball contraction. Drum contests.
18. Pat is wearing Pat's clothes.
19. Letterman: Most dangerous toys. Waterways cruise: the the houseboat of "Tom... Doodle Doodle."
20. More Pearl Harbor, news broadcast. Veterans. Chris for Network Services. Drum contest: Pat will provide gum, not been chewed yet.
21. Sports: Who started Ping Golf Co.? Pong was last video game Pat could play.
December 7, 2001
6:36 - 8:30
1. Taliban giving up city they vowed to fight to the death to defend. Is Osama dead? Chris Kimbal, keeping music a hobby. Network Services. Name that drum intro, win Pat's gum. Last caller didn't leave address for gum. A call is streaming in. "Bongo Rock." Sleepers in Seattle, good for marriage? Can Pat follow his own logic?
2. Stars of Oceans 11 on USO tour.
3. Sports. Judith Cocrain in studio.
4. 7:11 Slurpee time. Jason came in the studio early, eating a hard-boiled egg. Gum rejected again! Another contest. Replay of yesterday's interview with "Jessie Ventura."
5. Santa Brunch Cruise. News interview, Pear Harbor remembrance.
6. Sports. Safeco as football field. More Judith Cocrain. Chris plays along with "Caravan."
7. Smashmouth. Jason Valentine, with drums. James Bond news, next movie takes place in Korea. Terminator 3, Eddie Furlong is a big pile.
8. Bose Wave Radio. Jason in Paula Poundstone's entourage. Review: Oceans 11.
9. Traffic. Rick Sorrow in studio.
10. Temperature, with drums. Chris was a teacher to Paul Tosch. Museum of flight, Wright Spirit. Paul flying Santa because he has to rest his reindeer.
11. Ambiente Tile. More about Chris' drum kit. Network Services, Chris gives wrong Zip code. Name that drum intro, now up to four pieces of gum. The drum riff is not "Dashing Through the Snow."
12. Bottom of hour.
December 7, 2001
8:35 - 10:00
1. News: reinflating bus tires. Sports. Traffic with drums. Business with drums.
2. Randy in Sea-Tac: P. Diddy sighting. Name that drum intro, Pat will buy good gum. Heavy Metal Christmas.
3. "We're back?" Scan Quest: Pat's colon will not be on the Internet. Pat has squeaky chair, J. P. Patches says so. Fred Hopkins arrives late, cutting into J. P. and Gertrude's time. Fred is used to "crossing over." Review: "Planet of Blood" (1966).
4. Naked wet person at Evergreen State. Pat selling his parking spot?
5. More Fred. J. P.'s Peter Lorrie impression. Constipated sausage balls. Two Chrises in studio. J. P.'s FDR impression. Gertrude's Boris Karlof impression. Northwest TV Reunion at Museum of History and Industry. What is the relationship between J. P. and Gertrude? Strictly plutonic. Eric in Bellevue, recalls last year's show. Names of people at this year's show. What happened to Gertrude's voice? No local kids shows any more. Boris S. Wort's only personal appearance. They did not keep tapes of the show. Bronco call, bought J. P. a raspberry liquor.
6. Ad break, so we can talk freely.
7. Rename MOHAI to MOHAIR. Appearance will be Seattle's Oceans 10. Kevin call. Complaints by mothers of Kevin forced them to change the name of the turkey from Kevin to Tikey. Steve was on show in 1967. I.C.U.2.T.V.
8. Traffic.
9. Another Steve, Everett show. Clem Phlergm asks about Ketchican the Animal Man. Clem hates the drum. Mitch in Woodenville, bought a J. P. jacket. Greg in Bellevue, was Cub Scout on show, snuck into Queen Anne studio. Carpenter Thacker shagged out kids, heard more of show than he should of. "Little Dickie," hope his wife doesn't call him that. Origins of J. P. Patches name. Debbie in Lynnwood was afraid of Gertrude. Seattle Times 100 Individuals Who Shaped Seattle, J.ĘP. and Gertrude were on list. Show didn't speak down to kids. Paul looked behind couch. J. P.'s coat was stolen. Johnny 99, from Public Access, did yucky face on show, and on radio.
10. Ggoorrsstt the Friendly Frpl event at the zoo. Terry, saw them with Armor Star elephant, sent money for a t-shirt but never got it. Steve, put on J. P. costume for birthday. Tim, contest to count the diamonds on J. P. shoes. A lot of names that J. P. has to mention.
July 5, 2001
8:10 - 8:30
11. All-Star Game trivia question. Jennifer, Lease-a-Lisa winner, excited to see Stan Boreson.
12. Backstreet Boys: new song by Stan Boreson? New Ichro song. Stan played Japanese cook. Stan performs song. Circ du Sole.
13. Stan's tour business.
December 13, 2001
5:30 - 7:30
Side 1
5:35 John Salaco technical difficulties
5:40 George Girshwin
Side 2
6:40 Pinhead truck driver nearly runs over old lady. Was Lisa chosen to win a contest alerted to her by a telemarketer?
6:56 Hernando reminds Pat of the old "Final Word" feature.
7:10 More on truck driving pinhead
7:13 Ray in Fircrest, "Fred" Rogers impression
7:20 People taking the time to cross the street (footstep sound over real commercial).
7:22 Bob Rivers, ABC News
December 13, 2001
7:35 - 10:00
First show recorded in VHS-HiFi
7:35 Incorrect answers for "Herb Weisbaum"
7:40 Brain Gash Chevorlet Holiday Sale
7:43 Scott Cardie in New York
7:48 Long lost listener just found Pat for the first time since The Buzz because he bought a used car for his daughter that has only an AM radio
7:54 Lisa and washing machine repairman. Butt crack? (Column)
8:00 bin Laden tape played live over ABC News
8:23 Santa Cashman. His cheeks are as red as cherries. Lisa: "What have you been sitting on?"
8:41 Seattle Bowl. Chuck Nelson also likes Mary Schnider
8:55 Pat sumarizes bin Laden tape
9:06 Lisa uses drill on studio wall. Rental cars don't come with snow tires or chains.
9:09 Barney's Bra holiday ad. Shoshes game show. Sea-Tac security breach. Kids watch too much TV, computer use. Lisa's dogs watch TV
9:26 Heavy Metal Christmas. Olie from Camanio Island: Why not have Lisa's dogs watch "Rin Tin Tin?" Medical joke.
9:36 The old days of TV, stations signing off for the day. Fred Hopkins movie on cable tonight. Pat is on a dish. Bill doesn't have cable at all but does have kids. Watching Playboy Channel with your kids.
9:50 Bicycle of mystery.
9:53 Art Bell observations
December 14, 2001; Friday
Last day for Bill Swartz and Lan Archer
Disc 1
1. Bill Deal movie review: Vanilla Sky, Not Another Teen Movie
2. Sports, China Creek Nursery
3. Corey Band, "Stop the Cavalry." bin Laden tape fake?
4. Chinoise Cafe
5. Stout Hearted Men. Lisa's bra has never set off a metal detector
6. Top of hour
7. Sports. Bill announces that this is his final day.
8. Missing kettle corn tins. More on Bill, his first day memories. Call from Long Beach, KOMO has great long-distance signal. Lisa needs to wash her car.
9. David Letterman: Ways Miss America Pageant would be different if it were run by dogs.
10. Miki call. Sammy D. song, with Eric McKeg. Bill's impressions.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports. "Skins game?" Lisa interrupted.
13. More Osma bin Laden. "Laid off" is a polite term for "fired." Bill praises Lan Archer
14. Bill's sister calls. Bill's teacher Bob Peterson impression. Derek McFadden. Changes in radio today. Woman likes Bill's laughs. Spuddy's mom.
15. Top of hour
16. Sports, haggis. Pat lied on his resume, but The Duck never checked.
December 14, 2001
Disc 2
1. Bill was told by KVI management that he didn't have a voice for radio. Observations on being laid off. Wayne Cody and Bill. Anne Compton
2. Gutter Helmet ad
3. Bill's other sister, Joanne. Bottom of hour. Gary: Skoompa Poompish flood.
4. Sports. False resume
5. Holly in Greenwood. Husky women's play-by-play. New KOMO sponsored hydro: The Miss Management. Jason Valentine: "Biiiiiiiil Swarrrrrrrrrrrrtz!" Pat had six weeks to think about Bill's final show. Calls: Stan Orchard, Dori Monson: Bill getting fired from Pat is the best thing that could happen. Jason: the Top 5 Charlie Theron movies of all time. Jason does so many jokes it's like a monologue. Review: "Vanilla Sky." Winter movie preview.
6. Top of hour. Lan Archer. Sports
7. Traffic
8. Cougar Gold Cheese. Bob Rondau, Don James, John Colon (step dad).
9. Waterway's Cruises. "Billy, Don't Be a Hero." Dave Neihause. Paul from Peoria: "Courts With Swartz" and other ideas. Ray from Kirkland: funniest laugh.
10. Bottom of hour
11. Bill's last sports report. Laughter from something said off the air is heard just as the mic is turned on. Wo's Restaurant at Mt. Si (Don Knotts).
12. Fred Hopkins. Barbara Hedges. Robert Peterson, the target of Bill's impersonation voice. Marion Da Poet.
December 14, 2001
Disc 3
1. Shmoo fax. Bill's wife e-mail poem. Mike Chase. Tom Redmond
2. Top of hour
3. Traffic
4. Lan Archer in studio, two ladies get into his news car. Lan's wife calls. Tom Tuttle from Tacoma. Steve Wilson. June Doughtery. "Dial a Disaster," defective audio automation system.
5. Clem Phlergm call
6. Traffic
7. Bill as Wayne Cody: "Take Out" song. Fellow high school student Paul. Bill did morning announcements at school. John makes a Bill Joke: Bill pioneered MS-DOS? Lan came up with, "You want fries with that?" Coach Lambrght.
8. Pat tries to come up with a "Lan" song. Sue call. Bill can't ski. Tailgate at Wimbleton. Jessie Ventura, Christopher Walken, Tom Shane, Louie Anderson. Bill is in the book. Good bye.
Lan archer highlights:
9. Lan jumped? September 5, 2001
10. Lisa to Lan: "KOMO doesn't have a 24-hour traffic center!" November 30, 2001
11. Pat forgot Lan's name. November 22, 2001
12. Lan Archer is the man of steel! November 22, 2001
The Further Best of Bill
13. Bob Robertson report. Emphasis on "-eeeen!" October 9, 1999
14. Bill does an impression of an unknown character. October 9, 1999
15. Bill dresses as Marv Alpert on Halloween. October 29, 1999
16. Bill at Cabaret. January 17, 2000
17. Bad acoustics part 1, January 17, 2000
18. Bad acoustics part 2
19. Bill doesn't record "The Practice" -- again!! October 1, 2001
20. Bill goes "Mmmmmmmmm!" November 29, 2001
21. Bill's blind date. November 29, 2001
22. Bill actually liked Lawrence Welk. November 29, 2001
23. Poulsbo RVeeet. November 29, 2001
24. TV towers are for Bill's use only. December 5, 2001
25. Bill doesn't have cable, but he does have children. The Playboy Channel can be educational. December 13, 2001
December 19, 2001
5:36 - 6:35
5. Speech impediments of Warner Brothers characters. Pat still hasn't started Christmas shopping. Current events, Afganistan. Definition of "lam."
6. Great Harvest Bread. Bicycle of Mystery still there.
7. Gary flub: "measurement injuries." Edgar Martinz moved to St. Louis, Lisa reacts. More Bicycle of Mystery. Money report: "Just an earlobe away." Write a story about the Bicycle of Mystery.
8. Letterman: bin Laden complaints. Paul Tosch frying bacon again.
9. Scan Quest. State budget. Bicycle of Mystery story coming up.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. Sports
December 19, 2001
6:39 - 8:28
1. Benny Bell. State budget. Restoration Hardware awning cleaners. Pat executes the idea for listeners to write the story of the bicycle of mystery. Listeners are supposed to advance the story by contributing one sentance at a time, which relates to the contributed sentence before it. This didn't turn out has planned, though. Carl in Bellingham: "Lisa, I Love you." "Seatless In Seattle." Lisa writes first sentence.
2. Relax the Back, and the front. Lisa anthropomorphizes bicycle. More story ground rules. Homeguard Security. Terry advances story, sends it south of the Equator.
3. Sports. Mixed bag of music.
4. 7-11, Slurpie time. Dave Irish: "Jinglebell Rock." Joel wonders if the bicycle belongs to the Poplar Dopplar. Four points from Larry. Dorothy contribution. Pat is actually writing the story, trying to keep it coherent. Buck's Ducks. Jackie contribute to story: South America twist has nothing to do with main story.
5. Tom Rivers, ABC News; Afganistan. Story contribution: Bike is a hollogram
6. Sports. Jay Buner retiring?
7. Story review. O'Neil Plumbing.
8. Chipmunk's song and remake by Powder. Bicycle seat got up and left because it was afraid of Pat's butt. National Examiner: Prince Charles: "Pricilla smells and has bad teeth." Will Bentley. More on National Examiner article
9. Pat reads the article
10. Traffic. Rick Sorrow is touchy.
11. Back to bike story, Peggy in Lake Stevens. Pat is upset that story is not advancing in an orderly fashion. Paul Tosch gives official pilot I.D.: "Metro One, thanks." Conclusion of Prince Charles article.
12. Gutter Helmet. Bad economy. More bike story: Greg. Pat wants to abandon story.
December 19, 2001
8:30 - 10:00
1. Bottom of hour. Pat has a "new way of going about this."
2. Sports. Rob Dibble pays off Ichiro bet, runs (almost) naked through Times Square.
3. The Bobs! "50 Killowatt Tree." What do the members of the group do? Chloraseptic, sound effect; "It numbs you."
4. More Bobs, song writing. Diarrhea song
5. Sleepers In Seattle
6. News, tree stealers.
7. Barney's Bra Warehouse holiday ad. Happy birthday to Big Al. Complete version of "Stop the Cavalry," Pat also reads the lyrics. WTC casulty update. Big Al calls about "Cavalry," mentions Arthur. Al is 40.
8. Other "Stop the Cavalry" version: Jona Lewie. Santa Cashman
9. Traffic.
10. Bike story revisited. Gary Hoffman theory: bike is being recalled. "Magna." Parallel with Lisa's backyard neighbor mystery. Lord of the Rings. Madonna and Guy Ritchie.
11. Lisa's Christmas plans: family not prepared to go on weekend together, but they're going up to Victoria anyway.
December 20, 2001
5:35 - 7:20
1. Live Golden Globe nominations, Billy and Nancy join in.
2. Brenda Lee song annoying to Lisa. Pat unveils Beans The Dog, a gift from Dr. Crunebellows.
3. Sports. Jay Bhuner retires, newspaper photo is file photo of him crying over five strikeouts.
4. Clearance "Frogman" Henry
5. Letterman: Signs Your Radio Shack Manager Has Gone Nuts.
6. Bose Wave Radio. Worlds funniest jokes by country. Pat wants to make up for yesterdays' bicycle story fiasco by getting callers to call in with jokes. Bottom of hour. News: That's not Jim Hickey.
7. Sports. Money: computer worms.
8. Dr. Crunebellows in studio. Nancy birth replay. Where are they now? Funniest jokes: Pat cleans up dirty joke; the key censored word also refers to a rooster.
9. Caller jokes. "What has happened to this show?"
10. Sports
11. FM Radio is bad. More jokes. Tech news: Playboy Playmates on your cell phone. Letter to editor: Christmas boats.
December 20, 2001
7:21 - 9:04
1. Jim Hickey, anthrax update. Waterways Cruise
2. Sports
3. Snow White, "High Ho'" "Wanna smell this?" Version of "Santa Baby" by Puff Daddy. Gabby's 10th birthday. Scan Quest: "You will find no one's old underpants on the bed."
4. Lisa didn't get to go to Frank Sinatra concert because her boyfriend is too cheap.
5. Traffic.
6. Puget Sound Ferries author interview: Caroyln Neil. Lisa loves tools. Garry and the Pacemakers. O'Neil Plumbing.
7. Postmortem on author interview. Pat plays the "bad interview" disclaimer. Louisiana purchase.
8. Bottom of hour. Gary couldn't turn the on button on.
9. Sports
10. Gary to be in for Herb. WTC update. Larry e-mailed idea on solving reduced Goverment funding: increased user fees.
11. Nancy's birth replay. Marvin Crunbellows returns.
12. Top of hour
13. News: Both people in car accident were drinking. Lisa time check flub. Has she been drinking?
December 20, 2001
9:06 - 10:00
1. Pat still hasn't done Christmas shopping. Nick Rivanti, replay of call when he was three, with Dori too. Underdog theme. Nick pitches his invention, plays guitar, sings.
2. strange feedback sound. Underdog vs. Mighty Mouse.
3. Traffic
4. Mel Blanc characters' speech impediments. Pat's idea: note map for computer keyboards. Pat's newspaper column, people talking about it at store while Pat overhears. Pants drifting up & down. Miki call, wants to know time of sunrise.
5. Pat hopes what he reads is funny: film noir-like story, with twist ending. Real letters from kids to clergy. Tomorrow on show: actress from "The Sound of the Music," and a review of "Lord of Rings." It's Over.
December 21, 2001
5:30 - 7:30
Side 1
5:39 Snow White. Pat: "Time to get shopping." Whistle while you work?
5:50 Bill Bissel memorial. Lisa to unveil present to Pat, needs batteries. Duelin' Banjo Buddies.
6:09 Starting up Banjo Buddies, can't unscrew battery compartment. 10 things that sound dirty at the office but aren't. 10 things that sound dirty at Christmas but aren't. Letterman: global warming
6:17 Pat still trying to get screw open. Waterways Cruise.
6:20 More favorite jokes. Duelin' Banjo Buddies play. Sharing "nukeulear" secrets.
Side 2
6:38 David Bowie and Bing Crosby
6:41 Lisa spilled coffee on her white shirt. Upcoming: Liesel from The Sound of Music. Pat hasn't seen movie.
6:45 Golf Joke. Tosch: there is no war in "The Sound of Music."
6:50 Junky holiday tree, employee steals replacement tree. Scan Quest ad. Pat forgot to bring keyboard for Richard Peterson. Sound of Music debate starts. Is it a girl's movie? Darryll D. Dowds call: likes Lezel in her bathrobe.
7:09 More "The Sound of The Music" debate. Reviews of the movie. Pat's review. Bose Radio.
7:23 More debate. Songs from the movie. Michael defends movie.
December 21, 2001
7:30 - 10:00
7:38 More anti-Sound of Music. Edilwise with embelishment
7:44 Jason Valentine intro, opinon.
7:50 Review: Lord of the Rings.
8:13 Song: "Christmas at Ground Zero" (2001)
8:17 Paul Tosch moving to a new station, says goodbye.
8:22 Husky sports contract awarded to Paul Allen, not necessarily to KOMO. "It's Over?"
8:25 Miki call, on Pat's visit.
8:34 Lisa burst into tears when she met "Leizel"
8:39 Guest Charmine Carr
8:50 More "The Sound of the Music." Pat sings along with "Favorite Things."
9:05 Lisa: "The Majestic opens today!?
9:08 Fred Hopkins: Bucket of Blood (1961). Fred is "hanging around, being flaccid."
9:22 Santa Cashman. Richard Peterson
9:30 Maria Carrey Christmas song
9:32 Richard Peterson's balls. "Twas the Night Before Christmas."
9:50 Peterson continued, mentions KZOK. Final note of "Sea Hunt."
(I also archived most of the above show to CD, cutting out much of the first half to fit on two CDs.)
December 21, 2001
Part 1
1. (5:55 am) Lisa to unveil present to Pat, needs batteries. Duelin' Banjo Buddies
2. trying to start up Banjo Buddies. Can't unscrew battery compartment. 10 things that sound dirty at the office, but aren't. 10 things that sound dirty at Christmas, but aren't.
3 (6:20 am) More favorite jokes. Duelin' Banjo Buddies play.
4. Bing Crosby and David Bowie
5. Lisa spills coffee on herself. Upcoming: guest from The Sound of Music. Pat hasn't seen movie.
6. Junky holiday tree. Staffer steals replacement.
7. Pat forgot to bring keyboard for Richard Peterson. "The Sound of the Music" debate, girl movie. Darryl D. Dowds call, likes Lezel in her bathrobe.
8. Reviews of movie. Pat's review. Bose radio.
9. Songs from the movie. Michael defends movie.
10. Bottom of the hour. Upcoming: Jason Valentine
11. More debate. "Eidlewise" with embellishment. Jason Valentine intro, opinion.
12. Review: The Lord of the Rings
13. Song: "Christmas at Ground Zero" (2001) Paul Tosch to move to a different station, says goodbye.
December 21, 2001
Part 2
1. Husky contract awarded to Paul Allen, not necessarily to KOMO. "It's Over?" Miki call, Pat's visit to her apartment. Lisa to go out to lobby.
2. Lisa burst into tears when she met Charmine Carr
3. "We'll meet the woman who made Lisa cry..."
4. Guest Charmine Carr
5. Pat sings along with "Favorite Things"
6. Traffic. Lisa: "The Majestic opens today?"
7. Fred Hopkins: "Bucket of Blood" (1961) Fred is "hanging around, being flaccid."
8. Santa Cashman. Richard Peterson
9. Traffic. Miara Carrey Christmas song
10. Richard Peterson's balls. "Twas the Night Before Christmas."
11. Richard mentions KZOK. Final note of "Sea Hunt."
December 28, 2001
Disc 1
1. Bill Deal movie review, Ali
2. Sports
3. Mispronunciation of "Chi Lights," "Sade." Rude food.
4. "Put Your Hand In the Hand Of the Man" church story.
5. Top of hour
6. Sports
7. Radio yule log.
8. Letterman: Top 10 tourist complaints about New York.
9. Loud crash
10. Loud crash explained: hole in console. Herb Weisbaum unplugs Pat's headphones. Harry Potter book burning.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports. Seattle Bowl teams were distracted by Safeco Field base paths.
13. Harry Potter book burning. Holocaust Museum.
14. More wicca. Mr. Ed/Satan.
15. Top of hour
16. Sports.
17. Miki call: Shoe comic. Early Christmas shopping.
December 28, 2001
Disc 2
1. Tom Rivers, ABC News
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports: "Trojans put them in their place." "JaVa" to call from road.
4. Tag
5. Jason: Top six movies of the year.
6. Yma Sumac. Portable radiation detectors in New York City.
7. Top of hour
8. Traffic.
9. Bill Swartz calls show from Holiday Bowl. Pep talk: Stayin' Alive. "Grunge Lite" musician birthday.
10. Oddball gift: Car emergency exit hammer.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports
13. Diarrhea song by the Bobs. Kids and pitbull joke. Jay wishes his sister a happy birthday. Fred Hopkins introduced.
14. Hopkins review: "Legend of the Seven Golden Vampires."
15. Top of hour
16. News, Lisa's reaction. Traffic.
17. Harry Potter book burning
December 28, 2001
Disc 3
1. AP top 10 local stories of 2001. Video yule log. Radio yule log. Ratings.
2. Pat gets a 0.0 rating. Mad Magazine memories.
3. Traffic
4. Hitting the post. More rude food. Limburger cheese. E-mail from Stan. Mad Magazine list: Worst of 2001.
5. Herb Weisbaum and Pat's "Grody headphones"
December 31, 2001
Disc 1
1. Lisa not getting anything. India & Pakistan. Lisa not a football fan.
2. New Year's in NYC
3. Top of hour
4. Sports. Lisa weeding.
5. Letterman, Lame New Year's Party
6. Traffic
7. Tailgate Party review. Pineapple Upsidedown Cake. Turn over the turnovers. Haloween pajama party in Kenmore?
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports. Weather: Ohhh!
10. Why was the Seattle Bowl in Safeco? Listener thought baseball was impossible in the Kingdome, so why did they play in Safeco? Larry, D.C. observations. Sam Donaldson's "Hair." Hair loss, artificial hair. Man with toupee played "rug"-by. Offer good until next year. Weather rant. Man with seven hair combover dove in pool.
11. Lisa's hot flash, armpit itch. Fake cigarettes, children playing at adult activities.
12. Top of hour
13. Sports.
14. Tag
15. Lisa now wearing casino t-shirt. Hate mail. Herb Weisbaum takes Pat too seriously. Pat's presents have broke already. Lisa's printer problems.
December 31, 2001
Disc 2
1. Sing like a girl. Mike Murphy DVD problem, didn't keep box.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. "Oh!"
5. Boy sues parents over presents (Weekly World News). Pat's family was often poor, got few presents. Presents Point Average.
6. More on Weekly World News story. Caller sold his math answers at school
7. Top of hour
8. Traffic
9. Year in review. Why are there no photos in the Wall Street Journal? Why to men get "that feeling" down "there" when they might fall?
10. Lenoard Nemoy. Top local stories of 2001.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports. Weather: "Ohh!"
13. Roy Rogers and Dale Evens. Pat Buttram. Beach Boys.
14. Cowboy horse's names.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic. "There's no 24-hour traffic center!!!"
17. Miki, New Year's yak bell. John Levesque, TV show names.
December 31, 2001
Disc 3
1. Prarade Magazine, unusual news of 2001
2. Traffic
3. Resolutions. Pat receives a Mariners Christmas card; so does Paul Harvey. No newspaper column today, Pat cleans home office instead. Reprise of boy suing parents story. Joy Browne spot. Pat: "I thought one and one was three."
4. Pat's story about Rosemary song and student named Rosemary with a control problem. Reaction to boy sueing parents story. Carrot Top.
January 1, 2002
New Year's Pre-record, 8:10 - 9:30
5. 12 Days of Christmas, epiphany
6. Bob and Doug McKenzie 12 Days of Christmas
7. Ray Charles song. Pat's elephant trumpet effect.
8. Sylvester Neil's penny collection
9. Weather songs
10. Lisa will be shopping today. Pat: Valentine's is a Hallmark holiday.
11. Parade magazine, worst investment.com
12. Month after Christmas.
13. Parade Magazine 2001
14. Memorials
15. Letterman: Least effective opening lines for telemarketers.
16. Weekly World News carwash story. More Parade Magazine
17. Pat YMCA ad.