Pat Cashman 2003, KJR-FM





KJR-FM
2003

Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 32
Album 9
August 11, 2003
First show on KJR-FM

1. Promo: Pat washed up on the beach.
2. Promo: Cool radio names. Sylvers: "Boogie Fever"
3. Introduction. Pat's first song: Dramatics: "What You See Is What You Get." Where is the Space Needle? Coming up on the show. Rod Stewart: "Do Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
4. Food donations. Contest: "A NEW CAR!!!" 95th caller and phrase that pays. Traffic with Angela Kirby.
5. Classy introduction. Freda Payne "Band of Gold." Hall and Oates "Sarah Smile."
6. Space Needle fountain is full of coins. Allman Brothers: "Ramblin' Man."
7. Live, in person: Ken! Traffic
8. Krispy Kreame truck arrives. Andy's gravy. Spinners: "Games People Play." Lost 45: War: "Why Can't We Be Friends?"
9. Pat is "playing less music today" than he will on regular shows later. Surf Dude in person.
10. Thelma Houston "Don't Leave Me This Way." Edison Lighthouse "Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes)"
11. "I hope this is my final destination." Pat is like the Space Needle. J. P. Patches interview. Traffic.
12. Call from "Ron from Orlando." Tries to explain the Pat Pack. "Arnold Swarzenegger" interview. Boz Scags "Lowdown."
13. Lan Roberts clip. Beatles: "Hello, Goodbye."
14. Steve Wilson. Lan Roberts interview
15. More Lan Roberts. Spanish Castle. Local radio. Elton John, "Candle In the Wind."
16. Christopher Walken, "I'm running."
17. Four Seasons "December, 1963 (Oh, What a Night)"
18. Bill Stainton, John Curley. Motorcycle rally. Colon exhibit. Nick Gilder "Hot Child In the City." Percy Sledge "When a Man Loves a Woman."
19. Leek anniversary. Married woman joke. Silver Connection "Get Up and Boogie (That's Right)" Five Man Electrical Band "Signs."
20. Location of Space Needle: across the street from teriyaki place. Mike Holmgren interview. Billy Joel "It's Still Rock and Roll To Me."
21. Space Needle across the street from Ride the Ducks. Harry from Lake City. Miki from the Denny Regrade sings. Keith Eldridge. Jessie Ventura.
22. 1961 KJR promo. Marvin Gaye "Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)"
23. Pat O'Day and Jean Ennerson. Angela Kirby not there.
24. Intro: stations Pat has been fired from. Pat is signing a series of one day contracts. John Keister interview, story songs of old vs. hip-hop of today. Mayoral proclamation from Leonard Flackman. Eagles "Take It To the Limit."
25. More O'Day, young general manager of KJR. Radio is fun; proctologists can't say their job is fun. Pat O'Day for governor. O'Day's book.
26. Dropping a penny from the Needle.
(skipped over "Philadelphia Freedom")
27. Tracy Conway. Jean Romano. Clem Phlergm: girlfriends.
28. Rich Gough's 43rd birthday. Johnny Nash: "I Can See Clearly Now." Neil Sedaka: "Bad Blood."
29. Nancy Guppy, working at KMPS.
30. Al Wilson: "The Snake" Goodbye. Paul Simon: "Mother and Child Reunion." Silver Connection: "Fly, Robin, Fly."




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 32
Album 10
August 12, 2003

1. "Dance With Me"
2. Paul McCartney and Wings "Band on the Run"
3. Traffic
4. Weather. "Boogie Man." Righteous Brothers "You've Lost that Loving Feeling" Rolling Stones "Miss You."
5. Traffic, Angela and Pat cough.
6. Joe and Reyn Hamilton, "Don't Pull Your Love Out On Me."
7. Crackerwagon. Brothers Johnson "I'll Be Good To You."
8. Angela not there, Pat goofed up.
9. Shocking Blue "Venus." Schwarzenegger mum. Elton John "Tiny Dancer"
10. Billy Swan "I Can Help."
11. Peaches and Herb "Shake Your Groove Thing."
12. Traffic.
13. "Solid" weather forcast. Beatles "Penny Lane."
14. Castinette player interview. Elvin Bishop "Fooled Around and Fell In Love." Kathy in Balard, ran into Pat Packers. Does duck voice. Santana "Black Magic Woman."
15. Tim Hays from the Whalers. Upcoming guitar record breaking event.
16. "As I was saying...."
17. Traffic. Pat introduces wrong artist. "That's not Eddie Money." It's Three Degrees "When Will I See You Again," Pat talks over song. Now Eddie Money, "Baby Hold On."
18. Summer concerts, Earth Wind and Fire. No Angela.
19. 8 o'clock Supersweep, info fell on floor. Eagles "Best of My Love."
20. "Down By the Lazy River" Bee Gees "Jive Talking"
21. Delores request, dead air. The Jaggaz, "The Rapper." Steve Miller "Fly Like an Eagle."
22. Contest. Andy Kim "Rock Me Gently" Sly and the Family Stone "Family Affair" Elizabeth, concert winner. Rolling Stones "Honkey Tonk Woman"
23. Fleetwood Mac "Don't Stop Believin'" George Harrison "My Sweet Lord." Asteroid X Cell Phone.
24. Stevie Wonder "Sir Duke"
25. "Can you feel it all over?" Traffic
26. Commodores "Easy"
27. Pat has done his fair share of screwing up today. Simon and Garfunkle "Cecila" McCoo and Davis "You Don't Have To Be a Star." Darryl's Cheap Car.
28. Doors "Touch Me"
29. Mungo Jerry "In the Summer Time"
30. Doobie Brothers "Black Water"
31. First Class "Beach Baby"
32. Bill in Renton call. Michael M. Murphy "Wildfire"
33. Rare Earth "Get Ready"
34. House Hunters, the "I like it" show. Chic "Le Freak," sound effects.
35. Pronuciation of "Chic."
36. Dobie Gray "Drift Away."
37. Oliver "Good Morning Starshine."
38. Beatles "Hard Day's Night"
39. K. C. and the Sunshine Band "Shake Shake Shake"
40. Bob Case at Car Toys
41. Neil Sedaka "Laughter In the Rain," sound effects. Boz Scags "Lowdown"
42. Crackerwagon
43. Foreigner "Hot Blooded"
44. Harbor steps.
45. Eagles "Heartache Tonight."




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 33
Album 1
August 13, 2003

1. John Lennon, "Instant Karma"
2. Ambrosia "That's How Much I Need"
3. Cheech & Chong. Then Toto, "Hold The Line."
4. Short Cashman segment.
5. Traffic by "AK"
6. Jackson 5, "I Want You Back"
7. Camel songs for humpday. America, "Sister Goldenhair"
8. Contest: Name That Worm. Song: "Brother Louie"
9. Traffic
10. Collen Call. Pat then cuts off another call. Starbuck song
11. Song continued.
12. Camel song suggestion: "Ahab the Arab" "Turn the Beat Around"
13. Cryogenics, Ted Williams. Creme, "Sunshine of Your Love"
14. Traffic by the colossus of roads.
15. Pat urges "Ricky" not to "Lose That Number" (by Steely Dan).
16. Glenn Cambell "Southern Nights"
17. Billy and Nancy mention. Corneus Bros. "Too Late To Turn Back Now."
18. Call from "Jackie," made the switch. Youngbloods, "Get Together"
19. Chicago "Old Days"
20. Computer virus
21. Beach Boys, "Good Vibrations."
22. Pat sings with "Good Vibrations" E-mailed joke, three guys in heaven.
23. Traffic
24. Barry White song, with Thighmaster sound effect. Steve Miller "Rockin' Me"
25. Events coming up. Raydio "Jack & Jill"
26. interview with "Ben Affleck"
27. Contest coming up. Song, "I Love Music"
28. Contest. Blondie, "Heart Of Glass"
29. Sound effects. Contest winner. CCR, "Bad Moon On the Rise."
30. More "Ben Affleck." Climax Blues Band, "Couldn't Get It Right"
31. Hot weather coming up. Donna Summer "Love to Love You."
32. Chris Kimball, drum event, interview. He plays disco beat over the telephone. Billy Joel, "My Life"
33. Ides of March, "Vehicle," sound effects.
34. Wet Willy "Keep On Smiling" Pat: "Yeah!!"
35. "Chuckie's In Love"
36. Green Things Nursery. Ringo Starr, "You're 16"
37. Pat almost forgot traffic.
38. Diana Ross "The Happening"
39. Cliff Richard "Devil Woman."
40. Everyone Loves Raymond character not getting paid enough. Brownsville Station, "Smokin' In the Boys Room," sound effects.
41. Fleetwood Mac, "Go Your Own Way."
42. Once-A-Day Vulcan-Class Low-Sodium Chlorospar Fluoroflavin Philogestin Galbophase 2000 now in pill form. "Give Me Just a Little More Time"
43. Pat sings along with "State Roofing" jingle. Chicago, "Baby What a Big Surprise."
44. Pat likes songs from the 60s and 70s. E-mail from "Jackie," she made the switch. Cheap Trick, "I Want You To Want Me"
45. Pat went to see Seabiscuit, clips. King Harvest, "Dancin' In the Moonlight"
46. Full moon. Stevie Wonder, "Signed, Sealed, Delivered."
47. Personal ads for baby boomers
48. Caller. "I Hear Ya Knocking," sound effects.
49. Elton John, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me"
50. Pat says, "See 'ya!" The Beatles, "Back in the USSR"
51. Pat's back.
52. Now Pat says goodbye, because Heidi May, but Pat can't





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 33
Album 2
August 14, 2003

1. Heatwave, "Grooveline"
2. Clip from Pam Roach? Wild Cherry, "Play That Funky Music"
3. Santana "Evil Ways."
4. Crackerwagon, "Come to me now." Three Dog Night, "One"
5. Chicken Fat. Steppenwolf, "Magic Carpet Ride"
6. Jennifer Dunn sings "Born To Be Wild."
7. Contest: Name Swartzenegger's financial advisor. Carly Simon "You're So Vane" part one.
8. Song continued.
9. Doobie Brothers, "Take Me In Your Arms."
10. Crackerwagon. Eagles, "New Kid In Town"
11. "Louie Louie"
12. Loggins & Messina, "Your Mama Don't Dance"
13. 1000 guitarists to set Louie Louie record. Blondie "Call Me"
14. Tenor Boy. Grand Funk Railraod, "Bad Time To Be In Love
15. The Beatles "Something" followed by Frank Sinatra version.
16. Maxine Nightingale, "Get Right Back"
17. California governor recall and not showing Swarzenegger movies. Ironic that one of them is called "Total Recall." Norm Greenbaum "Spirit In the Sky."
18. Crackerwagon, "I've got some good news..." Frankie Valli "Who Loves You" with "How much would you pay" played under...
19. ...Then repeated after. Cher, "Dark Lady"
20. Hate call: "More crap, less music." Sugarloaf, "Green Eyed Lady"
21. Chicago, "Saturday In the Park"
22. Caller points out mistake under Franky Valli song. The Beatles, "I Wanna Hold Your Hand"
23. Contest. Chic "Good Times"
24. Contestant. Heart "Magic Man," full ending.
25. Clem: Top 10 other phrases that pay. Simon and Garfunkle "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
26. ...And Sam Irvin version. Spinners, "Rubber Band Man"
27. Sports. Pat wrote a fake note for school, pulled a groin. Hamilton, Joe, Frank & Reynolds, "Don't Pull Your Love"
28. Grand Funk Railroad "Locomotion"
29. USA Today top stories. Pat's wife and pests in Texas. Stevie Wonder, "Sunshine Of My Life" Angela: "Stupor slow."
30. Pre-song annoucements.
31. Pat: "Who is this?" K. C. and the Sunshine Band "Boogie Man"
32. Martinez called up for federal bench. Surf Dude request. Blood Sweat and Tears "When I Die"
33. Technical screwup sounder. Fleetwood Mac, "Dreams"
34. Events coming up.
35. Creedence Clearwater Revivial "Lookin Out My Back Door"
36. "Wanna wait for 9:30? Tenor boy repeat. Curtis Mayfield, "Super Fly"
37. Pam Roach, sham residence. Roach clip? Tommy Roe "Dizzy"
38. Gary Wright, "Dream Weaver"
39. "Love Grows"
40. Crackerwagon, on vacation for a week. Andrea True Connection "More More More"





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 33
Album 3
August 15, 2003

1. Santana "Oye Como Va,"
2. ...retitled "Oye KJR-FM Va" Crackerwagon to cover breaking news in a couple of days. Supremes, "Someday We'll Be Together."
3. Exile, "Kiss You All Over." Traffic: how to pronounce "Suquamish."
4. Caller found Pat. Fleetwood Mac, "Dreams"
5. Newspaper business dealings. Badfinger, "Day After Day"
6. News interview on power outtage. Beatles, "Come Together"
7. Movies: Freddy vs. Jason. Lost 45: John Stewart "Gold"
8. Gerry Rafferty, "Baker Street"
9. 1000 guitars. Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Sweet Hitchhiker"
10. Power outtage: Pat's Canadian accent. Crackerwagon. The Spinners, "Then Came You"
11. The Beatles, "We Can Work It Out"
12. Classified ads. M's lost to "the Detroid Blue Jays." Chicago, "25 or 6 to 4"
13. Request from Pilot Butte Joan. Traffic light acting "funny."
14. Crackerwagon: Magnuson melting in the dark. Donna Summer, "MacArthur Park"
15. Station events. The Rolling Stones, "Jumpin' Jack Flash"
16. Pat annouces the Supersweep.
17. Eagles contest coming up. Billy Joel, "Only the Good Die Young"
18. Pat clips his toenails. Turtles "Happy Together."
19. Contest winner. K. C. & The Sunshine Band, "Keep It Coming"
20. Crackerwagon on way back east. John Lennon "Whatever Gets You Through the Night."
21. Area events. Leo Sayer, "I Love You More Than I Can Say."
22. Pat taking his dog to the kennel club dog obendience show. Beach Boys, "Help Me, Rhonda."
23. Billy Preston, "Nothin' From Nothin'"
24. Pat having fun of engineer "Sally." Eric Clapton, "Lay Down Sally"
25. Powerouttage update. The O. J.'s, "Backstabbers"
26. Back Betty request, and Marvin Gaye "Got to GET it up."
27. "Playing the superhits, as if they're going out of style." Request clarification. Heart, "Baracuda"
28. Marvin Gaye, "Got To Give It Up"
29. Once a Day Vulcan Class... call. Righteous Bothers, "Rock 'n' Roll Heaven"
30. Once-A-Day Vulcan-Class Low-Sodium Chlorospar Fluoroflavin Philogestin Galbophase 2000. Peaches & Herbs, "Reunited"
31. Crackerwagon heading to the east coast (of Bainbridge Island). Elton John, "Island Girl."
32. Showbiz news. Creednece Clearwater Revival, "Ramblin Travelin' Band"
33. Creedence Clearwater Revival was Pat's favorite band. Earth, Wind & Fire song.
34. Van Morrison, "Moondance"
35. USA Today today. Condensed works of the theater: "Death of a Salesman." Four Seasons, "Oh, What a Night"
36. High annoucer voice. Steve Miller Band, "Fly Like an Eagle," short version.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 33
Album 4
August 18, 2003

1. "I'm... uh..." Barry White, sound effects.
2. Current events. Rascals song
3. Gorlic Vacuum Cleaner
4. Mr. Know It All, No window questions, please. (Empire Pacific Windows) Weather. Hempfest. Starbucks in Bainbridge.
5. "Rock Your Baby," sound effects.
6. Traffic, wrong audio, "Albino cats"
7. David not in yet, Pat can't take phone calls. Ram Jam, "Black Betty"
8. Entertainment News "Rocky" Theme.
9. Marvin Gaye, "Sexual Healing"
10. Martin Mull "Men"
11. Doobie Brothers, "Take Me In Your Arms."
12. Culture: Mary Schnider. Toto, "Hold the Line"
13. Contest winner. Multiple commercials playing at once.
14. Pat Cashman can't think of anything to say. Beatles, "Day Tripper." Ambrosia, "That's How Much I Feel."
15. Traffic
16. Empire Pacific Window ad
17. Dickie Do and the Don'ts "Nee Nee Nah Nah Noo Noo"
18. Urniary Stress.
19. Club Card story recration. Pilot, "Magic"
20. Failed children book titles. Blood, Sweat & Tears, "Spinning Wheel"
21. Traffic, with commercial playing in the background.
22. Stylistics, "Betcha, By Golly, Wow"
23. Grand Funk Railroad, "Some Kind of Wonderful"
24. 1000 Guitars.
25. Contest annoucement.
26. Jackson 5, "I Want You Back"
27. "Death of a Saleseman," "Death of a Mime." Linda Rondstat, "You're No Good"
28. Electric Light Orchestra, "Evil Woman"
29. Angela Kirby is not an evil woman.
31. Pig tease. Donna Summer "Hot Stuff."
32. The Pig: How to impress a woman/how to impress a man. America, "Horse With No Name," sound effect.
33. Empire Pacific Mr. Know It All ad, bachelor pad.
34. Movie grosses. Multiple audio. Marvin Gaye, "What's Goin' On"
35. Events. Charlie Daniel Band "Devil Went Down to Georgia," "Son of a bitch," reaction.
36. "Fast Food" comedy bit.
37. Post-song annoucement.
38. Pat having trouble running board. Mr Ed/Satan. Foreigner "Double Vision"
39. Ken. Song, "Everlasting Love"
40. Ricki Lee Jones, "Chuckie's In Love"
41. Chuckie calls in. Steppenwolf, "Born To Be Wild"
42. Jennifer Dunn, "Born to be Wild"
43. Mozart effect. Chicago, "Saturday In the Park"
44. Carl the DJ reaction to Mozart effect.
45. The Dramatics, "What You See Is What You Get" Pat says, "Heidi Way"





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 34
Album 1
August 19, 2003

1. Rosie laugh. Vanity Fair, "Hitchin' a Ride"
2. Current events. Rufus with Chaka KAHN!!, "Tell Me Something Good"
3. How much would you pay? Paul Revere & The Raders, "Kicks"
4. Events. Olivia Newton John, "Hoplessly Devoted"
5. Events. Kinks, "Lola"
6. Traffic.
7. Stouthearted Men (female vocal) Contestant Mike Stahl spells "Bumbershoot" Earth, Wind & Fire song.
8. "Shaving Cream" The Beatles, "Back In the U. S. S. R."
9. Home of the not-so gentile dental. Mungo Jerry, "In the Summertime"
10. Interview with man who had something to do with previous song. Abba, "Dancing Queen"
11. Rosie "Camptown Races." The Stories, "Brother Louie"
12. Gas prices. The Rolling Stones, "19th Nervous Breakdown"
13. Putez, a fragrance from Calvin Kline. The Captian & Tenile, "Love Will Keep Us Together."
14. Filthy, rotten, stinking, shark-nosed, swivel eared, fat head, pea brained jackass. Michael Jackson, "Rock With You"
15. 1000 Guitars. Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Lookin' Out My Backdoor"
16. Pat gave out wrong internet address. The Beatles, "Lady Madonna."
17. More on 1000 Guitars. Bob Waltz, "Sentimental Lady"
18. Brad Beagleman, A new chapter... 11.
19. Empire Pacifc Windows.
20. Dork, a fragrance by Calvin Kline. War, "Lowrider"
21. Top of hour music played twice. "Mr. Big Stuff."
22. Steve Miller Band, "Fly Like an Eagle"
23. Billy and Nancy, back story. "Grazin' In the Grass" Loud fan heard over the Mariners broadcast, "Take him out, Melvin!!" (Pat's recreation sounds like his bit for the Twisted Tunes Chipmunks parody.) Sammy John, "Chevy Van"
24. K. C. & The Sunshine Band, "That's The Way I Like it"
25. Contest. America, "Sister Golden Hair"
26. Contest winner. Shocking Blue, "Venus"
27. Foreigner, "Hot Blooded." Angela not there.
28. Traffic.
29. Steve Miller Band, "The Joker" (Pat ads sound effect after "Maurice")
30. Buster Hump e-mail. Paul McCartney, "My Love"
31. Caller request for "The Devil Went Down to Georgia"
32. Pat reacts to "Son of a bitch"
33. Further, post-song reaction.
34. Steve Miller interview. "Swingtown"
35. 10CC, "I'm Not In Love," Pat's reaction to "Big boys don't cry"
36. Filled Diaper, an unforgetable fragrance by Calvin Kline.
37. People saved two lives. Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Have You Ever Seen the Rain"
38. Request for "Black Betty" (again. See yesterday, track 7.)
39. Steve Allen, "Would you vote for a heterosexual?"
40. Heidi May coming up.
41. Mars. Caller: more information about Dickie Do and the Don'ts
42. "Rock Me Gently"
43. Cando Filargian
44. Pat to get his wide load out of here. Request for The Archies, "Sugar, Sugar"





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 34
Album 2
August 20, 2003

1. "Treat Her Like a Lady," with Rosie Grenadine
2. "Take a letter, Maria," Pat talks over much of the song as Maria.
3. Boy kicks farm animals joke
4. Traffic
5. Charlie Brown: No animals have been harmed. John Travolta and Olivia Newton John, "You're the One That I Want"
6. Crackerwagon at Mount Rushmore. Power back on. K. C. & The Sunshine Band, "Get Down Tonight"
7. Rosco's Oriental Rug.
8. Pat's Wall Street report. Mulitple audio playing at once. Pointer Sisters, "Fire"
9. Boners not scripted. Rosanne's shows canceled.
10. My Doctor.
11. Yma Sumac, "Wimaway" David Bowie, "Fame"
12. 10CC, "The Things You Do For Love"
13. Everybody Loves Raymond problems. Bill Withers, "Lean On Me"
14. Empire Pacific "Mr. Know-It-All ad.
15. Steve Miller interview. "Abracadabra"
16. Caller banned from other radio stations, does golf joke. Rod Danz, "Abracadabra"
17. Raydio, "Jack & Jill." Jack and Jill remembered
18. KJR budget. Morning Show Choir sings. Hall & Oates, "Rich Girl"
19. Creedence Clarwater Revival, "Proud Mary"
20. Vermicular diet.
21. Isaic Hays, "Shaft"
22. Sammy Davis Jr. version. Stevie Wonder, "Sunshine Of My Life"
23. Introduction to supposed "Lost 45." (Pat played Frankie Valli's "Who Loves You" a few days ago on the 14th.)
24. Rosie laugh. Pat used to work for a paint crew.
25. Song introduction
26. "Too Busy Thinking About My Baby" can be a good excuse. Poor ticket sales at charity concert. Clif Richards, "Devil Woman"
27. Pause for a "test" Paul McCartney, "Live & Let Die," with sound effects.
28. 1000 Guitars. Doobie Brothers, "What a Fool Believes"
29. Sly & The Family Stone, "Dance to the Music"
30. Buck Ormsby of the Whalers interview
31. Angela Kirby plagued with static. Finish the sentence contest.
32. Neil Young, "Heart of Gold"
33. Contest winner called back.
34. Song annoucement.
35. Rick Derringer interview. "Rock & Roll Coochie Coo"
36. Foundations, "Fill Me Up, Buttercup"
37. Pat talks about station problems, and then the station goes off the air mid-sentence.
38. Queen, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
39. Pat Travers interview, music video filmed at King Broadcasting. Eddie Kendricks, "Keep On Trucking"
40. Engineers working on the problem, station low on oil. Carly Simon, "You're So Vain." Station goes off for several seconds during song, and Pat yells.
41. Engineers still "working on" station. Silver Convention, "Get Up and Boogie"
42. More working. Lemon Pipers, "Green Tamborine"
43. Call from John. "Amazing Insights" fragment.
44. Pat is out of here.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 34
Album 3
August 21, 2003
Nuheisel tapes

1. Show intro as Jimmie Durante. Rosie, "Camptown Races." Heart, "Barracuda"
2. National news topics. Marvin Gaye, "Let's Get It On"
3. Propicia
4. Byrds, "Mr. Tamourine Man"
5. William Shatner, "Mr. Tambourine Man" Isac Hays, "Shaft"
6. Traffic
7. Bronco requests Leonard Nemoy. Steve Miller Band, "Rockin' Me"
8. Steve Miller to perform for pet adoption agency.
9. Call from Pam. Rick Neuheisel tape. The Turtles, "Happy Together"
10. Caller concerned about Pat keeping his job now that he's introduced Billy and Nancy. Paul McCartney, "Comin' Up"
11. Caller on newspaper article.
12. Tenor Boy, I've fallen and I can't get up.
13. "Dancin' In the Moonlight"
14. More Nuheisel tapes. The Doors, "Light My Fire"
15. Sound effects for previous song. Propicia.
16. "Toast." Elton John, "Little Jeanie"
17. Rick Neuheisle tapes, violinist "American Woman"
18. Rosie laugh
19. Dos Boys "Signs." Jackson 5, "The Love You Save"
20. Books shaped like toys, books that make noise. Nazareth, "Love Hurts," sound effects.
21. Nelson, "Everbody's Talkin' At Me"
22. Popricia. Loggins & Mesina, "Your Mama Don't Dance"
23. Billy gets excited about the Evergreen State Fair. Suzie Quatro and Chris Norma, "Stumblin' In"
24. Sound effects for previous song. Birthdays.
25. Singer removing mole. Beatles, "Hard Days Night"
26. Tavaris, "It Only Takes a Minute"
27. Phone call for Radio Disney The Rolling Stones, "Angie"
28. Pause for a test. Alan O'Day "Undercover Angel"
29. Mariners, other events. Three Dog Night, "Mama Told Me Not to Come"
30. "William" in studio, tries to show his "groove thing."
31. William still trying to find the groove thing.
32. Johnathan Edwards song
33. Top rated TV shows. Earth Wind & Fire: "Shining Star"
34. Gallery, "So Nice to Be With You"
35. Les Emerson intervew, Five Man Electrical Band. "Signs"
36. Dos Boys "Signs" again. Doobie Brothers, "Listen To the Music"
37. "...What choice do you have?" Rick Neuheisle tape: Seasons in the Sun "The Happening"
38. More Neuheisle
39. Asteroid X Cell Phone Palu McCartney & Wings, "Band on the Run"
40. Martin Mull "Men"
41. John Sebastian "Welcome Back"
42. Vulcan Class, 911 operator. Badfinger, "Day After Day"
43. Contest.
44. Martian movies.
45. "It's Over."




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 34
Album 4
August 22, 2003

1. Introduction, with Billy and Nancy. Tommy James "Draggin' the Line"
2. Pat puts Billy and Nancy back in their room, "Memories" plays. The Beatles, "Paperback Writer"
3. Contrast and Compare: "Stayin' Alive," Johnathan and Darline Edwards and Bee Gees versions. Pat's theory for how the Brothers Gibb learned their singing style. Angela proposes that another Gibb brother replace the one that died, but Pat says Andy died a long time ago.
4. Pat laughs with commercial. Fleetwood Mac, "Go Your Own Way"
5. Medicated Ovaltine. "Laughter In the Rain," with Rosie
6. Pat takes care of the news himself. "Tighten Up"
7. Lyin' King bit. Little River Band, "Reminiscing"
8. Song continued.
9. Caller can't remember the phrase that pays, Pat helps her, adding "but not the 80's. The Eagles, "You Can't Hide Your Lyin' Eyes"
10. 1000 Guitars event coming up.
11. Grand Funk Railroad, "Do the Locomotion"
12. Other news from other parts of the newspaper. First Class, "Beach Baby"
13. Pat's tape-recorded trip to the doctor. Starbuck, "Moonlight Feels Right"
14. Gordon Lightfoot, "Sundown"
15. Author interview, history of rock 'n' roll music of the 1960s and 1970s. Sly & The Family Stone, "Dance to the Music"
16. Doobie Brothers song
17. Mission Impossible/Norwegian Wood combined song
18. Contest, Pat hangs up on caller. Reign of Terror, followed by Diana Ross "Upsidedown"
19. The Dramatics, "What You See Is What You Get"
20. Joe and Reyn Hamilton, "Don't Pull Your Love"
21. Song annoucement
22. 40th year anniversary march on Washington, "I have a dream" speech.
23. Contest annoucement. Stevie Wonder, "Master Blaster"
24. Contest.
25. Pat has a view of the Shanty Cafe from the 4th floor. Cher, "Take Me Home"
26. Jackson 5, "Dancin' Machine"
27. Presidential visit.
28. Nelson Eddie "Stout Hearted Men"
29. Gas prices, Phoenix gas shortage. Elton John, "Crocodile Rock"
30. "At the tone..." Glen Campbell, "Southern Nights"
31. Classic Pat and Katie bit: "Lyin' King" The Undisputed Truth, "Smiling Faces," Pat speaks along.
32. Presidential visit. Simon & Garfunkle, "Celia"
33. Wink Baker Investments.
34. Jetsons voices and effects. Movies: The Medallion
35. Vanity Fair, "Hitchin' a Ride"
36. Louie Louie music festival. Multiple choice contest. Blondie, "Call Me"
37. Rosco's Grand Re-Opening!
38. Marvin Gaye, "What's Goin' On"
39. Music festivals.
40. "Love You More Today Than Yesterday"
41. Heidi May open.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 35
Album 1
August 25, 2003

1. Rosie laugh. Elton John, "Someone Changed My Life"
2. Crimewatch coming up.
3. Crime Watch (bit): toad licking
4. Donna Summer, "Bad Girl"
5. Kansas, "Carry On, My Wayward Son"
6. Louie Louie festival, Seattle Times article
7. Louie Louie lyrics read. Sly & The Family Stone, "Its a Family Affair"
8. The Eagles, "Long Run"
9. Multiple choice contest. Pat's take on guitar event. Pay for parking? Admission? Judy, contest winner, hung up.
10. Event re-creation, playing out of sync. "Disco Lady"
11. Dobie Grey, "Drift Away"
12. Slade Gorton, "Beverly Hillbillies"
13. Eric Clapton, "After Midnight"
14. Allie's birthday, not allowed to mention the Pat Pack. Requests "I'd Like To Teach the World To Sing," Pat plays it, comments. The Beatles, "The Long & Winding Road"
15. Brad Beagleman, middle names.
16. News: guitar event may not be a record
17. Heart, "Crazy On You"
18. Gloria Gainer, "I Will Survive"
19. Mrs. Bartholomew, Pat's grammar teacher, critiques "I Will Survive." Pat hangs up on another contest winner
20. Ringo Starr, "Photograph"
21. End of song annoucement
22. Walter Egan, "Magnet & Steel"
23. Sister Sledge, "We Are Family"
24. Pat's family: Billy and Nancy. Nancy likes "Bad Moon On the Rise."
25. Bulletin: bird walking down the street outside. Robert Preston, "Outa Space"
26. More bird, it's a seagull. Pedestrains indifferent. Peter Frampton, "Baby I Love Your Way" (Coincidentally, this song has been remade as a medly with "Free As a Bird.")
27. David Nam reports on the bird outside. "Fly, Robin, Fy"
28. Blankenhurn's Speaking Dynamics School
29. "Stout Hearted Men," for the Mariners. Tom Petty, "Don't Do Me Like That"
30. Cat Stevens, "Wild One"
31. Contest.
32. Pat likes Taco Time, does a live ad read
33. Previous contest winner Jerry calls back. Pat's humor helped him through cancer. Ringo Starr, "You're 16"
34. Pat sings: "Have You Ever Hit Your Crazy Bone?"
35. "...Stubbed Your Toe?" Howard Dean in Seattle. He's the front runner in popularity and money. Louie Louie fest. ..."Milk Go Up Your Nose" Rolls Royce, "Car Wash"
36. Louie Louie fest, re-creation. Blues Image, "Ride Captain Ride"
37. Darryl's Cheap Car. Unintentional dead air instead of commercials
38. Baseball. Other events. Bob Dylan, "Like a Rolling Stone"
39. Radio silence to hear Martian signals. Ohio Players, "Fire"
40. Weather observation as sung by barbershop quartet
41. Pat about to take the train, but the next D.J. seems indifferent to him





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 35
Album 2
August 26, 2003

1. Start of show, "Madame Butterfly." The Beatles, "Let It Be"
2. The Squirrels, "Let it Be" That version was so fast that if we don't behave ourselves then it's... "No Sugar Tonight," Guess Who
3. Later on the show. Traffic.
4. Taco Time ad read.
5. Weather. The Beat Farmers, "Happy Boy"
6. Three Dog Night, "Joy To the World"
7. Empire Pacific Window ad, "Mr. Know-it-all," with sound effects. Miki, other cities have hotter weather. "Born To Be Wild" written for Charlie. The Pig: "A man is not a... he's...."
8. Russ' Trusses.
9. Once a Day... Gulletswadler
10. Jennifer Dunn "Born to be Wild" Stepenwolf version, with Rosie, Billy and Nancy
11. Rosie: "Too Old to Cut the Mustard"
12. Pause for a "test." Coyle and Sharpe job offer
13. XR ad snippet
14. Taco Time TV ad, Ned the Cactus. Ides of March, "Vehicle"
15. KC & The Sunshine Band, "Get Down Tonight"
16. Yesterday's bird update. The Beatles, "Birthday"
17. Ringo question: Thomas the Tank Engine. The Beatles, "Good Night"
18. Contest. Ringo Starr, "It Don't Come Easy"
19. Ringo concert.
20. Mrs. Bartholomew "LIE Down Sally"
21. Start of song annoucement
22. Jimmi Hyndrix, "Purple Haze"
23. Rolling Stone Top Guitarists; The Shags. Stevie Wonder, "Just Enough For the City"
24. Contest. "I made the switch," but Pat hit the wrong switch. Dr. Hook, "Sexy Eyes"
25. Contest winner
26. Congratulations from Rick and request for "Joe and Eddie" Rolling Stones, "Get Off My Cloud"
27. England Dan & John Ford Coley, "See You Tonight"
28. Traffic
29. Caller wondering about relative named Chris selling cars on TV. T-Rex,"Bang a Gong"
30. Call from "Timmy"
31. Another television talent show.
32. "Never Without You," Ringo Starr tribute song. Pat interrupts to tell us that Eric Clapton is playing the guitar solo. Cornelleus Brothers and Sister Rose, "Treat Her Like a Lady"
33. Ringo Starr interview, All-Starr Band. "Oh My, My"
34. Ringorama album.
35. Clambo's Learning Academy
36. Song announcement
37. Leonard Nemoy. Rhythm Heritage "Theme from S.W.A.T"
38. Author interview: History of Rock 'n' Roll 1960s 1970s. Hot Chocolate, "You Sexy Thing"
39. Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Who Will Stop the Rain?"
40. Listening for broadcasts from Mars
41. Nancy requests Van Morison "Moon Dance"
42. End of show.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 35
Album 3
August 27, 2003

1. Buffalo Springfield, "For What It's Worth"
2. Bob Dylan, "Like a Rolling Stone"
3. Song was Pat's first 45 purchase with his own money, because it's six minutes long. He also plays the Sebastian Cabbot version
4. Dirty Green Lake. Donna Summer, "MacArthur Park"
5. Crackerwagon recap of song. War, "Cisco Kid"
6. There's a knock on the door. "Here Comes the Sun" by The Beatles. Jimmy Buffett, "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
7. Pat and birds this week: recap of seagull last week. Bird hit Pat's car window this morning
8. Candofilargian's World of Motolabo Pameron. Angela still reading sponsor as Pat thinks she's through.
9. Latte lady
10. William's Free-Range Cattle Farm.
11. Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young, "Carry On"
12. Bill Bunyon, cross-state burger eater.
13. Mrs. Miller "Yellow Submarine" The Doors, "Hello"
14. Jay in Port Angeles request for Bee Gees "Nights On Broadway" Bill Withers, "Ain't No Sunshine"
15. Weather.
16. Pat and golfing
17. Contest
18. Traffic
19. Taco Time. "Love Train"
20. Listening to Mars
21. Elton John, "Rocket Man"
22. Snake story. Al Wilson, "The Snake." Angela Kirby not there
23. Angela wasn't there because the Supersweep is moved to nine.
24. Norman Greenbaum, "Spirit In the Sky"
25. Contest. James Taylor song
26. Clem: Top 10 Other Records Set At the Louie Louie Festival The Sound of Philadelphia song
27. Crackerwagon report, toxic Green Lake
28. Traffic
29. Latte lady
30. Song announcement
31. Weather
32. Grass Roots, "Midnight Confession"
33. Grass Roots concert story. Little River Band, "Reminiscing"
34. Arrowsmith, "Dream On"
35. Donovan, "Mello Yellow"
36. Marvin Gaye, "Sexual Healing"
37. "Me & Bobby McGee"
38. Asteroid X cell phone
39. Pat Cashman jingle by The Bobs played in the middle of advertisement.
40. Elton John, "Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
41. It's Over





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 35
Album 4
August 27, 2003
Lisa on Mix 92.5
7:00 - 9:00

1. Hollywood Dirt: Wihtney Houston and Bobby Brown, Michael Jackson
2. Weather
3. American Idol Live Concert report from Byron.
4. Weather
5. Madonna, "Like a Prayer"
6. Bacheloette party went horribly wrong
7. Announce segment
8. "Drift Away" cover
9. Workplace policy against body odor
10. Genesis, "Invisible Touch"
11. Weather
12. Vanessa Carlton, "1000 Miles"
13. Mike Evans.
14. The Rembrands, "I'll Be There For You"
15. Celebirty lawsuits: Spike Lee vs Spike TV, Fox News vs. Al Franken
16. Weather
17. Toxic Green Lake. Released minks.
18. Steve Winwood, "Roll With It"
19. "Soak Up the Sun"
20. Susan the Astrologer.
21. Songs.
22. Top of hour.







Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 35
Album 5
August 28, 2003
6:00 - 7:30

1. Introduction
2. First segment. Carol King, "It's Too Late"
3. The Bob's "It's Pat Cashman" sung to the tune of "It's So KOMO"
4. Rod Danz "Satisfaction" Staples Singers, "Let's Do It Again." "It's a Beautiful Morning."
5. Traffic.
6. The Doobie Brothers, "Listen To the Music."
7. Pat segment. Neil Young, "Heart of Gold."
8. The Pig, coming up.
9. The Pig
10. Tenor Boy. Simon & Garfunkle, "Mrs. Robinson"
11. Special guest coming up. Paul McCartney, "Band On the Run"
12. Monorail mockup.
13. Lloyd Blassengame, spokseman for non-violence
14. Interview followup, then Cat Stevens, "Peace Train"
15. Brian call, then Rosie sings "Happy Birthday."
16. Events this weekend.
17. Traffic.
18. Charlie Brown liner
19. MLK observations in Atlanta. Dion, "Abraham, Martin & John"
20. Traffic.
21. Tale of inspiration: mom attacts male stripper
22. Pat tries to give station position, says "97"
23. Pat practicing "95.7, 95.7..." The Emotions, "Best of My Love"
24. Basic philosophies
25. Vulcan class... now in pill form.
26. Short weather forcast.
27. Telly Savalis, "Something" Ohio Players, "Love Rollercoaster" "Give Me Just a Little More Time"
28. Traffic
29. Taco Time ad, Pat is like that dog in the Hanna Barbara cartoons.
30. Enthusiastic contest winner. Player, "Baby Come Back"
31. Househunters, the "I like it" show.
32. Request for "bump and grind." Three Dog Night, "One"
33. Isley Brothers, "Who's That Lady?"
34. Barry White, "Can't Get Enough of Your Love"
35. Bee Gees, "Lonely Nights"
36. Andrew Gold, "Lonely Boy"
37. Heatwave, "Boogie Nights"
38. "Right Time of the Night"
39. How much would you pay?
40. Weather
41. Mr. Lloyd Blassengame, spokesman against violence
42. Goodbye





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 35
Album 6
August 29, 2003

1. Introduction. Three Dog Night, "Black and White"
2. Pat segment. The Rolling Stones, "Ruby Tuesday"
3. Traffic.
4. KJR VIP Club, check your e-mail.
5. Between-song annoucement.
6. Miracle Meat. KJR VIP Club, Angela signs up for it, mentions her e-mail address
7. Paid Political Ad: Shallow for Supreme Court. Andy Gibb, "Love Is Thicker Than Water"
8. "...But not thicker than pudding."
9. E-mail from Laura, great to see Pat's big butt in front of the microphone. Requests "Timothy," Pat supplies extra sound effects. Canibal joke
10. Blaster Worm virus news item. Gary Wright, "Dream Weaver."
11. David Bowie, "Fame"
12. Pat's problems with his garbage man, definition of "curb side" Lobo, "I Would Love You to Want Me"
13. More rant.
14. Advice from caller. Sly & The Family Stone, "Everyday People."
15. Flogging the VIP Club again.
16. William W. Willoughby's
17. Traffic
18. Contest question
19. Contest question reiterated
20. Traffic? Pat changes his mind.
21. Joke of the day, talking dog
22. End of song annoucement.
23. Top of hour.
24. New poet laureate for the United States
25. Vulcan Class: "I don't need it."
26. Contest annoucement.
27. Contest winner. Rocky Burnett, "Tired of Towin' the Line"
28. pause for a test.
29. Traffic
30. Rufus, "Tell Me Something Good"
31. Donovan, "Sunshine Superman"
32. Pat talks with himself on how to sign up for VIP Club. Angela likes boy cut underwear.
33. Taco Time ad, "Ohhhh!!!"
34. MTV Video Music Awards.
35. Husky pregame shows, Pat will provide reports like... Player named Hardhead. Dave Edmunds, "I Hear Ya Knocking"
36. "Boogie Oogie Oogie"
37. Rolling Stones, "Satisfaction"
38. Introduction to "Love Hurts"
39. Short weather report.
40. Regional events.
41. Tommy James and the Shondells "Crimson and Clover" Charlie Brown's tips for Labor Day weekend.
42. Between song annoucement.
43. Elton John, "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds"
44. MasterCard ad parody
45. MasterCard ad parody. Badfinger "No Matter What."
46. Song annoucement
47. Pat's bold prediction.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 36
Album 1
September 2, 2003
6:00 - 7:30

1. Introduction
2. Pat suggests an alternative Gordon Lightfoot song subject.
3. Current events.
4. Rosie laugh.
5. Charlie Brown liner, Pat voted best.
6. Shortened newscast. Marysville school strike.
7. Weather
8. Coming up: Ted Crackerwagon.
9. Start of segment
10. Crackerwagon hasn't decided what to report on. Alonzo's East Asian Floor Coverings
11. James Brown medley.
12. Short weather report.
13. Take another run at the news report.
14. How do you mend a broken heart?
15. What does a broken heart sound like? Foreigner, "Feels Like the First Time"
16. Beginning and end of Robert Goulet songs
17. KC & The Sunshine Band, "Get Down Tonight"
18. Pat's wedding reception at Cottage Grove, Oregon. Animal House celebration at Cottage Grove, filming location
19. Traffic
20. Teacher's strike in Marysville
21. Lost 45: Jigsaw, "Sky High"
22. Police investigate 911 call to find a screaming parrot
23. "Been There, Done That"
24. Song announcement
25. Least popular rides at Disney World
26. Song announcement
27. First day of school for most
28. Pat mentions the Mystique of the Three Letter Calls website. What does KJR stand for?
29. Contest. Simon & Garfunkle, "I Am a Rock"
30. Contest winner.
31. Between song annoucements.
32. New comment line: (206) 494-2095. Charles Bronson remembered
33. Traffic
34. Holiday Inn towel amnesty day. Yes song
35. Rare Earth, "Get Ready"
36. Studio is as big as a bowling alley
37. Midriffs to be covered at school. Nice guy author pitch.
38. 9:00 Supersweep coming up
39. "It's 10:00... time for the 9:00 Super Sweep"
40. Jackson Browne, "Runnin' On Empty"
41. Bachman Turner Overdrive, "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet"
42. Todd Rundgren, "Hello, It's Me"
43. Thunder doen't always happen when its raining.
44. Chicago, "Just You and Me"
45. Issaic Hayes, "Shaft"
46. Cruel reality series on Spike TV
47. Taco Time, Ned the Cactus.
48. Song announcement
49. No more Anna's midriff.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 36
Album 2
September 3, 2003

1. Yesterday's newscast accidentially played. Marvin Gaye, "What's Goin' On"
2. Carve the telephone numbers into the wall
3. Taco Time live ad. Abrosia, "That's How Much I Need."
4. Loggins & Messina, "Your Mama Don't Dance"
5. News & sports discussion. Author: Interesting Facts About Washington State
6. Kilbreath sports with Pat reaction. Traffic.
7. Charlie Brown: oily discharge.
8. "Classical Gas" Pat introduces "One Toke Over the Line" in a dialect voice.
9. VIP Club members got free Ringo tickets. Traffic.
10. Wild Cherry, "Play That Funky Music"
11. The Pig (sex jokes)
12. Foriegner, "Cold As Ice"
13. Billy Swan, "I Can Help"
14. Mrs. Bartholomew, "Cold As Ice" is not a metaphor. Angela says "KJR-AM"
15. Katie Evans "Lighten-Up"
16. Bob Segar "Old Time Rock & Roll"
17. Answer to what KJR stands for: nothing. Latte Lady
18. Traffic
19. Boz Scags "Lido Shuffle"
20. Grand Funk Railroad "American Band"
21. Last hot day of the summer today? More least popular rides at Disney World, e-mail from Ron from Orlando
22. War, "Cisco Kid"
23. Pinhead report: Man pays to be on radio, loses unemployment benefits.
24. Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Playin' In a Travelin' Band"
25. Elton John, "Don't Let the Sun Go Down On Me"
26. Miss Dudley call, requests "Two Six Packs Away." Pat plays part of it after a disclaimer that it is not a superhit of the 60s or 70s.
27. Styx "Come Sail Away"
28. Linda is the 95th caller, but stumbles over the phrase that pays. "And the 80s." Pat: "Leave the 80s out of it." Ohio Players "Fire"
29. Pause for a test: where is the thorax?
30. Traffic
31. Charlie Brown liner
32. Technical screwup sounder
33. 100 people got to see Ringo for free from KJR VIP club. JaLo and Ben Affleck's wedding. Bill Gates Wedding clips
34. After ad: Bill Gates slow dance. Doobie Brothers "Long Train Runnin'"
35. Rosie "Lullaby of Broadway"
36. Caller suggestion for what KJR stands for. Supertramp, "Logical Song"
37. Between song annoucements.
38. Carly Simon, "You're So Vain"
39. Earth, Wind & Fire, "Shining Star"
40. The Troggs, "Wild Thing"
41. The Time. Billy Joel, "Movin' Out"
42. Dr. John, "Right Place, Wrong Time"
43. Pat sings as Gordon Lightfoot. Heidi May coming up.
44. 212 degrees forecast. Norman Greenbaum, "Spirit In the Sky"
45. Latte Lady: "I don't have any..."
46. Pat having breakfast, Comment.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 36
Album 3
September 4, 2003

1. Introduction
2. Chicago, "25 or 6 to 4"
3. Current event review.
4. Weather. "The Time" Song, "Oh Girl"
5. BTO "Takin Care of Business"
6. Comment line comment: sad comment
7. Traffic.
8. Song introduction
9. Billy Joel, "My Life"
10. Underpants Crafters, inturrupted
11. Underpants Crafters, conclusion. Traffic
12. Taco Time live ad.
13. Worst jobs, coming up. Once-A-Day Vulcan-Class Low-Sodium Chlorospar Fluoroflavin Philogestin Galbophase 2000.
14. Tenor Boy coming up
15. Tenor Boy coming up
16. Tenor Boy. Worst job: Mexico City sewer worker.
17. Worst job follow-up.
18. Elton John, "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds"
19. What's playing on other radio stations.
20. Traffic
21. Aretha Franklyn, "Respect"
22. Chicago, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It Is"
23. California recall, Swartenagger's 1977 Oui Magazine article. Syd Dalrimple ad
24. Worst job: sewers of Mexico City. Man with many wives calls. 10CC, "Not In Love"
25. Charity event. Happy 40th birthday, Pat plays Rosie song uninterrupted
26. Top of hour, Tarzan yell.
27. Charllie Brown liner
28. At 8:10 Pat gives a "9:57" time check, then talks about "957kjrfm.com" website.
29. Contest coming up.
30. Contest announcement. The Beatles, "Should Have Known Better"
31. Contest
32. Pat plays Arthur's comment line call from two days ago where Pat said, "It's 10:00... time for the 9:00 Super Sweep." Underpants Crafters
33. Traffic
34. "Bang a Gong (Get It On)"
35. David bangs a bong. Billy Joel, "It's Still Rock 'n' Roll To Me"
36. Pinhead Report. "Traffic with Li... Angela Kirby"
37. Laxative ad, with happy music. Temptations, "Papa Was a Rolling Stone."
38. Box Tops, "The Letter"
39. Song was short, like they all used to be. Scanning other radio stations
40. The Byrds, "Mr. Tamborine Man"
41. Short weather comment between songs
42. Songwriting 101: write insturmentals. Gerry Rafferty song
43. Short sports comment
44. Lost 45: Paper Lace, "The Night Chicago Died"
45. Robert Preston, "Outa Space"
46. Feel good story: wedding at garbage dump
47. Supertramp, "Goodbye Stranger"
48. Tenor Boy
49. Request from limited information.






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 36
Album 4
September 5, 2003

1. Rosie "Good Morning To You." Hollies "Long Tall Woman"
2. Spin around the radio dial
3. Other news of the day. The Eagles, "The Long Run."
4. Timmy wishes happy birthday to his son
5. Mrs Bartholomew corrects the guest traffic reporter: "Fewer cars, not less"
6. Linda Ronstadt, "You're No Good"
7. Coming up, a most interesting author.
8. Think Positive and Win. Darren Porter not there,
9. Darren Porter coughs. Spinners, "Workin My Way Back to You"
10. John Lennon, "Instant Karma"
11. Barry Williams coming up.
12. Don McLane, "American Pie"
13. Bank To Bay run coming up.
14. Elton John, "Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting"
15. Husky Football report: person who came up with taunting calls. Dickie Goodman trailer.
16. Traffic
17. pre-song announcement.
18. The Knack, "My Sherona"
19. Stephine Reese, actress; Pat's first live guest on KJR
20. Timmy helps Pat with Taco Time ad
21. Walter Flacidcronk will not run a negative campaign
22. Stouthearted Men
23. Traffic report in middle of song
24. Chicago, "Wishing You Were Here"
25. Miracle Meat
26. Three Dog Night, "Shambala"
27. Marshall Tucker Band, "Heart It In a Love Song"
28. Blankenhurn's Speaking Dynamics School
29. Traffic
30. Pat comes in before ads are over.
31. Barry Williams interview; agent thought it was to be next week. Pat does a dramatic recreation of it.
32. Contest call
33. Contest. Sweet, "Love Is Like Oxygen"
34. Traffic.
35. Candofliargian's World of Montolabo Pameron
36. Marvin Gaye, "I Heard It Through the Grapevine"
37. Glen Campbell, "Rhinestone Cowboy"
38. Between song announcements.
39. Between song announcement. Charlie Brown liner.
40. Supersweep not over yet.
41. Electric Light Orchestra, "Don't Let Me Down"
42. Carole King, "I Feel The Earth Move"
43. Pat to host "Bank to Bay"
44. Billy and Nancy and the Puyallup Fair
45. "I Don' Wanna Do Dat"
46. Herbie Hancock, "Rockit"





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 36
Album 5
September 8, 2003
(Sub-par FM reception)

1. Pat finally learns how to turn his microphone on.
2. First segment.
3. One cup of coffee.
4. Charlie Brown liner
5. Current events: teachers strikes. Warren Zevon dies, "Warewolves of London"
6. Traffic
7. Song introduction
8. Between song annoucements.
9. "Dueling Banjos"
10. Billy and Nancy
11. Comment on City U. ad
12. Neutral expressions on passports, Pat's column. Screwed-Up Sound Effects Theater (crossed-phase stereo due to poor editing equipment. They had to edit the word "KOMO" out of the bit.)
13. "From Seattle, and Wallingford..."
14. "Pictures In My Mind" (crossed-phase stereo)
15. Taco Time, drive-thru speaker recreation.
16. TV shows. KJR Concerto
17. Traffic
18. Week-old newscast played, Pat's recation
19. Caller identifies song lyrics.
20. Sports observations.
21. KJR-FM website.
22. Top of hour.
23. The Pig coming up
24. The Pig, thin and fat women
25. Traffic
26. Contest announcement
27. Contest winner
28. Post-song announcement.
29. Traffic
30. The Grass Roots are still lookin' good and sounding great.
31. Woman from Bothel looking for woman in Bremerton
32. Clem, just looking for a friend. High school reunion
33. Pat's column again
34. Top of hour
35. Rupert Holms, "Escape (The Pina-Colada Song)"
36. Between song announcement
37. Between song announcement
38. Between song announcement
39. Between song announcement
40. Between song announcement
41. Pat's Jennifer Lopez impression
42. The Temperature. Miki: can Pat still draw unemployment under his current format?
43. News item: man kept pony in his apartment.
44. Post-bit annoucement.
45. Rosie Grenidine, "Camptown Races"





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 36
Album 6
September 9, 2003

1. Intros, Billy and Nancy
2. Russ' Trusses.
3. Scan around the radio dial (again)
4. Marine call, happy birthday to her husband
5. Short weather comment
6. "Food Around the Corner"
7. Traffic
8. Charlie Brown liner.
9. "Caller" request.
10. Elma bans cheerleader skirts, "Boys are going to be horn toads."
11. Morning Show Singer (The Bobs). Badfinger "No Matter What"
12. End of song announcement
13. Top of hour annoucement
14. Overweight cats & dogs, coming up
15. Overweight dogs and cats, Mussletwong Institute
16. Contests coming up. Hall & Oates, "You've Lost That Lovin' Feeling"
17. Leni Riefenstahl dead. Pinhead Report: drug buyers call sheriff
18. Traffic
19. Pre-song annoucement
20. Contest annoucement
21. Contest winner
22. Pineapple Upsidedown Cake
23. Lighten Up
24. Top of hour
25. Other supermarket upside down suggestions. Song, "I Can Help"
26. Brad Beagleman Motors, not cars
27. The Temperature
28. "It's Lovin' Time" Manfred Mann's Earth Band, "Blinded By the Light"
29. Cup of coffee. News of the weird, woman places curse on school official. Latte lady replay
30. Traffic
31. Daina found person. Contest announcement
32. Contest winner. Tom Petty, "Don't Do Me Like That"
33. Exercise jokes. Once a day... Gulletwadler
34. Pre-song annoucement.
35. Time for the Supersweep
36. Annoucement
37. Tommy James, "Mony, Mony"
38. Announcement
39. Announcement
40. Stan in Lynnwood: "Switch the maid"
41. Kiki D Band, "I've Got the Music In Me"
42. Overweight cats & dogs
43. Weather. Buddy Butler's Butter
44. Pause for a test.
45. Upcoming Whoopee Goldberg show
46. Taco Time ad: shortened code words





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 37
Album 1
September 10, 2003

1. Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Have You Ever Seen the Rain"
2. News and sports discussion.
3. Spinners, "I'll Be Around"
4. Lake Union Boats Not Afloat Show. Pat remembers 9/11. Marysville song.
5. Traffic, with muliple random sponsors.
6. Taco Time live ad: man has issues with Taco Time (and a similar name)
7. Between song introductions.
8. Contest: name the Phrase That Pays.
9. Chicago song
10. Unenthusiastic contest winner
11. Elvin Bishop, "Fooled Around & Fell In Love"
12. More on unexcited contest winner.
13. Steve Miller, "Take the Money and Run" Coming up: Barry Williams.
14. Coming up: Barry Williams interview. Underpants Crafters.
15. Steppenwolf, "Born To Be Wild"
16. Jennifer Dunn, "Born To Be Wild"
17. Marvin Gaye, "Sexual Healing"
18. Lamar Surly
19. Coming up: Barry Williams
20. Coming up: Barry Williams
21. "Flawless" (?) Barry Williams interview (wrong theme songs).
22. It's Lovin Time
23. End of song announcement
24. Top of hour announcement
25. Coming up...
26. Police vs. fire "fighter" interview
27. Short weather
28. Contest annoucement. "I hit the wrong switch."
29. Non-excited contest winner, Doug. doesn't want the tickets.
30. Traffic
31. Doug doesn't want the tickets. Real phrase that pays: "Food Around the Corner."
32. Doug calls back.
33. Pat sings along with song.
34. "Wasiting Away in Marysville."
35. Another phrase that pays.
36. Supersweep annoucement
37. Between song annoucement
38. Recorded liner. Pat Cashman takes ownership of the Supersweep
39. Between song annoucements
40. Jefferson Airplane "Somebody To Love."
41. Bewteen song annoucements
42. Bit, "Hello, It's Me"
43. Jerry call
44. Weather
45. Barry Williams interview rerun introduction.
46. End of rerun.
47. End of show






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 37
Album 2
September 11, 2003

1. America, "Sister Goldenhair"
2. Traffic
3. Pat's 9/11 memories. Ray Charles, "America, The Beautiful." More rememberances, phone calls.
4. Traffic
5. Song intro
6. Yo-yo sunrise.
7. Victim compensation fund. New York City unemployment. Power outtage at Mariners game, headlines.
8. Pat looking at people jogging. Steeler's Wheel, "Stuck In the Middle With You"
9. Pat really is stuck.
10. Lee Greenwood, "Proud To Be an American"
11. 9/11 anniversary activities.
12. Pat scans the TV dial to show that no one is talking about 9/11
13. Ben Affleck and JaLo
14. Song intro
15. Man ships himself by crate
16. Remembering September 11th, and other events.
17. Can Pat rembmer the phrase that pays?
18. Teeter-totter record attempt, talk to participants
19. Charlie Brown liner
20. Remembering September 11. No news report.
21. Caller: 9/11 supposed to be observed as Patriot Day.
22. September 11 books
23. Contest coming up.
24. Miki call, traffic at 4th and Denny
25. Tootsie wins Cirque du Soliel tickets. Ray Charles, "America, the Beautiful"
26. Traffic
27. Taco Time, walking sound effect
28. Ernie Pino
29. Announcement
30. Start of Supersweep
31. Stevie Wonder, "For Once In My Life"
32. Announcement
33. Announcement
34. Announcement
35. "Food Around the Corner," recreation of Jim's call from yesterday, in front of his humanities class.
36. Short weather.
37. Caller remembers listening to Pat on Septemper 11, two years ago.
38. Announcement





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 37
Album 3
September 12, 2003
(Sub-par FM reception)

1. Yesterday's newscast played today by mistake
2. Johnny Cash remembered, "I Walk the Line"
3. John Ritter remembered.
4. Simon & Garfunkle tour.
5. Al Green, "Let's Stay Together"
6. Pat says the number of stations he's been on is not unusual, but the time period is compressed. Fred Hopkins coming up.
7. Pat and his brother Mike would drink milk in time with The Zombies "Time of the Season"
8. Thanks to Nancy for the milk. Lost 45: Jimmy Buffett, "Cheeseburger In Paradise"
9. Large hallibut caught
10. Story continued. Johnny Cash, "One Piece At a Time"
11. Ted Crackerwagon
12. "From Seattle, and DuPont..."
13. Song intro.
14. Tenor Boy
15. The Beatles, "Revolution"
16. Happy Anniversary to the Abrahams.
17. Teeter-totter participants interview
18. Coming up on show
19. Between song annoucements
20. Air Force colonel interview
21. Once a day... doctors can't recommend it
22. "From Seattle, and Buckley"
23. Johnny Cash and John Ritter. "Dirty Old Egg-Sucking Dog"
24. Taco Time: "There's Food Around the Corner"
25. Contest winner.
26. Extremely short post-song annoucement
27. Traffic
28. Fred Hopkins coming up
29. Fred Hopkins movie review "The Invisible Invaders" (1956)
30. Ted Crackerwagon
31. Between song annoucement
32. Johnny Cash "Ring of Fire"
33. Simon and Garfunkle concert coming up. Ben Afleck and JaLo
34. Weather
35. Short sports comment
36. Pat says "Tune in next week for more great music of the 50s and 60s"
37. It's Over






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 37
Album 4
September 15, 2003

1. Start of show, Charlie Brown liner
2. Announcement
3. Opening segment, sports, current events. Vulcan class, "Doctors can't recommend it" "Honn-Cook" Tires. Angela sings "Get Down Tonight"
4. Song introduction
5. Thanks for "hanging out"
6. Teter totter update coming up. Only last few seconds of news played, so Pat goes to the "old" reliable Angela Kirby.
7. "It's Lovin Time"
8. Rare Earth "Get Ready"
9. Lost 45: John Denver, "Thank God I'm a Country Boy"
10. Column, recess. Mary Glatt sat on Pat.
11. Charlie Brown liner
12. Announcement
13. Top of hour, Tarzan yell.
14. Pat's finger slipped, played Bellevue BMW ad. Pat is glad he's not an air traffic controller. Latte tax. Syd Dalrymple political ad
15. Request: Clint Holms, "My Name Is Michael"
16. Sports, events. Chicken Fat
17. Kilbreath story about Ben & JaLo with reaction. Traffic.
18. Teeter totter participants coming up.
19. Teeter totter participants won't answer their phone. Celeb news: Ben Afflek and JaLo, Letterman and girlfriend. Pat leaves message for teeter totter participants . Moody Blues, "Ride My See Saw"
20. Crackerwagon: Jim Compton news
21. Charlie Brown liner
22. Post-song annoucement for "No Time"
23. Charlie Brown liner
24. Short weather
25. Patrick Henery's political advisors, "Give me liberty, or give me..." New contest: forget about the phrase that pays.
26. More Cheech & Chong school bit
27. Announcement
28. Short sports update between songs.
29. Think Smart and Succeed, says "KOMO Radio."
30. Traffic
31. AM stations, driving through a tunnel and continuing a song in your mind. Contest
32. Call for tunnel contestants.
33. Playing tunnel contest, with Debbie. "We will continue until we find the 'ideal' contest." (Implying this wasn't it)
34. Teeter totter participants (sleepy) interview
35. Start of Supersweep.
36. Announcement
37. Song: "Jackie Blue"
38. Announcement
39. Announcement
40. Announcement
41. Pinhead report: bank robber in drag.
42. Events
43. E-mail: missed garbage pickup; wife sees animals in random shapes.
44. Comment line: caller identifies doo-wop song.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 37
Album 5
September 16, 2003

1. Start
2. Supertramp "Take the Long Way Home"
3. Election day today: Pat expects a 25% "viewer" turnout. Soup now available in microwave bowls
4. Charlie Brown liner
5. Announcement
6. Pat drove through storm this morning. Court decisions. Think Smart and Succeed
7. Traffic
8. Jimmy Buffet concert traffic routes. Stouthearted Men
9. Charlie Brown liner
10. Issues up for election. Arnold speech as quiz. Underpants Crafters.
11. Caller questions Pat's logic about dropping absentee ballot off at polling place.
12. Coming up on show.
13. Top of hour annoucement
14. 7:11 Slurpee time. KJR staff not getting free tickets for Simon and Garfunkle. Tickets cost $125 (Ooohhhh!!!)
15. Lighten Up. Billy Joel, "You May Be Right"
16. Jocks To Position contest.
17. Polls open. Comment call replay
18. Short comment between songs
19. Involuntary Urination ad. "Angela Kruby" on this Ruby Tuesday
20. Tickets for sale in classified ads.
21. Top of hour
22. Between song annoucement
23. Ben and JaLo.
24. Coming up, Dr. Nurse.
25. America, "Lonely People"
26. Dr. Nurse in studio, wrong mic. Work at women's prison. Top Christmas books not published
27. Traffic
28. Song annoucement
29. Tunnel contest setup.
30. Tunnel contest. Woman wins. "It seperates the women from the men."
Lisa Foster visits studio for Pat's birthday. Pat gives her a back-cracking hug. She shows Pat some dance moves. Lights the candles.
31. Thanks to Lisa
32. Announcement
33. The Who, "I Can See For Miles"
34. Between song annoucement
35. KJR display at Puyallup Fair.
36. Billy Preston "Will It Go Round In Circles"
37. Miss Dudley, Happy Birthday to Pat and Dennis. Pat plays entire Dave Dudley's "Truck Drivin' Son of a Gun"
38. Miki sings Happy Birthday. Steve Miller Band, "Jet Airliner" bowdlerized: "Funky kicks goin' down in the city."
39. End.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 37
Album 6
September 17, 2003

1. From Seattle and Orting.
2. Song introduction
3. Pat's analysis of election: "Leave our mind-altering substances alone." Pause for a test: stereo sound effects.
4. "Food Around the Corner." "So Into You"
5. Song introduction.
6. Intense movie ad. Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon ad set to infomercials. "Marysville"
7. Pat ad: Steven Anderson Plastic Surgery
8. Grand Funk Railroad "Some Kind of Wonderful"
9. The Doors, "Light My Fire"
10. Lost 45 introduction, Pat as Bullwinkle.
11. Jocks to Position contest. Bill Clinton calls in
12. Pat Cashman sponsored by Memory Loss Clinic.
13. Song back-annouce for "Someone Saved My Life"
14. Sweet, "Love Is Like Oxygen"
15. News discussion. Comment line call.
16. Chicago, "Love Of My Life"
17. Sheb Wooley died. Pat plays lame remake of "Purple People Eater."
18. Simon & Garfunkle Tuesday coming up tomorrow.
19. Charlie Brown liner
20. Celebrity News.
21. Announcement
22. Rolling Stone Brittney Spears cover
23. Top of hour annoucement
24. "Doctor, MY EYES!!!"
25. Jocks-to-Position Contest
26. Rosie laugh
27. Charlie Brown liner
28. Dr. Will Cody e-mail: roll out on the right side of the bed. Hon-kook Tire,
29. Calll for contest
30. Fill In the Blank (formerly tunnel) Contest.
31. Idaho jokes
32. Still coming up, The Pig.
33. The Pig
34. Simon & Garfunkle Tuesday reminder
35. Short weather report
36. Between song ovservation
37. Sheb Wooley, "Purple People Eater" again.
38. Ad mix for "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"
39. Playboy: women of Wal-Mart, women of Chubby & Tubby
40. End





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 37
Album 7
September 18, 2003
7:00 - 10:00
(First hour missing due to operator error)

1. Tenor Boy (joined in progress)
2. Top of hour annoucement
3. Announcement
4. Boogie Down With the Classics
5. What!?
6. Contest winner
7. Added production work provides sound of hurricane, latte, etc.
8. Traffic.
9. Just a commercial
10. Still just a commercial
11. The Mariners won a game!
12. Between song announcement
13. "I Can't Get No Satisfaction" is a double negative. Rod Danz version.
14. Launch At the Pier. Cold feet at weddings, Pat's wedding.
15. Simon & Garfunkle getting back together after a fight, dramatic recreation.
16. End of song annoucement
17. Top of hour
18. Simon and Garfunkle reunion "interview."
19. New Beatles remix: "Let It Be Naked"
20. Jocks to Position Jam contest (Pat calls it tunnel contest at first). Pickings are slim. Example: "And I think to myself..." / "Gotta find a woman!"
21. Traffic
22. Fast-talking disclaimer reader. Pat likes the music of the 60s and the 70s. KJR plays full length versions of songs. Don McLean "American Pie"
23. Ernie Pino
24. Contest coming up.
25. Tunnel contest.
26. Announcement
27. Bob Seger, "Ramblin', Gamblin' Man"
28. Charlie Brown liner
29. Announce
30. Community events. Boogie Down With the Classics.
31. Announcement
32. Involuntary Urination.
32. So very hard to go.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 37
Album 8
September 19, 2003
Sub-par FM reception

1. Introduction
2. Raining catipillars and stink bugs. Kalakla not going to San Francisco after all
3. Song introduction.
4. Wink Baker Investments. Newscast not played.
5. Traffic.
6. Song introduced by Billy and Nancy exclusively.
7. Song introduction.
8. Charlie Brown: The Pat Cashman Show is no substitute for a balanced breakfast.
9. Wind storms
10. Storm reports, Crackerwagon
11. Miki sees line for Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Theory for hurricanes: camping Boy Scouts
12. Once-A-Day Vulcan-Class Low-Sodium Chlorospar Fluoroflavin Philogestin Galbophase 2000, doctors can't recommend it. "Superhits of the 50s and 60s"
13. 7:07, Boeing time. Pinhead Report. Call from "Carl," on detour directions
14. More Carl.
15. More Carl.
16. More Carl.
17. More Carl.
18. Song introduction.
19. Song introduction.
20. David Blane, magician, suspended in a box. Jocks To Position Jam: "Who Are You"
21. Traffic
22. Caller agrees with Pat about the way Londoners act.
23. News review. Bully at Pat's school graduated without good grades.
24. Wiperblade Weekend
25. Big crowd in front of Fisher Plaza, Steve Wilson reports.
26. Top of hour annoucement
27. Announcement
28. A caller plugs an event.
29. Announcement
30. Caller: "Who sings the song 'Who's that lady, beautiful lady?'"
31. News: Man stung by bee in mouth while singing along with Justin Timberlake. Giant extinct rodent. Jocks to Position contest. More from the caller, how do you spell "that?"
32. Traffic
33. Call for tunnel contestants.
34. Tunnel contest: callers are all gone. Handclap to "Take the Money and Run"
35. Underpants Crafters. Fred Hopkins: The Bat.
36. Joke
37. Top of hour annoucement
38. Simon & Garfunkle are old friends?
39.
40.
41. Lamar Surley
42. Gordon Lightfoot song annoucement
43. Richest Americans; where does Pat rate?
44. PI has already put an "L" on Mariners calendar. It's Over.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 37
Album 9
September 22, 2003

1. Pat's mic wasn't open last segment
2. Crackerwagon: teacher's strike Angela's dog.
3. Call for Jocks to Position Jam.
4. Short weather
5. Brad Beagleman Super Success Semenar. News won't play. Second attempt fails too.
6. Teacher's stirke
7. Pat promo: Celebrity Auction
8. Emmies
9. Weather
10. What Is Clogging Up the Courts Today
11. Top of hour.
12. Look at Mt. Rainier
13. The Temperature. Paul McCartney scuffle with press photographers in London
14. Scuffle audio.
15. The byrds, "Mr. Tambourine Man"
16. William Shatner "Mr. Tambourine Man" Tunnel contest coming up.
17. Traffic
18. Announcement
19. Between song annoucement, and joke.
20. Crimewatch; recycled stories from August 6, 2002
21. Simon & Garfunkle, "I Am a Rock"
22. Top of hour annoucement. Charlie Brown liner
23. Tommy Tutone, "Jenny/867-5309" (1982)
24. Column: large objects in front of businesses
25. Charlie Brown liner
26. Announcement
27. Concerts. Crackerwagon: teacher's strike. Yma Sumac, "Wimaway." Hannibal resident returns tourist's money
28. Traffic
29. More on returned money
30. Call for contest
31. Tunnel contest: "Love Train"
32. William W. Willoughby's
33. Teacher's strike update
34. Cheech & Chong excerp
35. Annoumcement
36. Weather
37. Announcement
38. Announcement
39. Simon & Garfunkle tickets go on sale in 35 minutes.
40. Announcement
41. Announcement
42. Emmies
43. Weather
44. Boogie Down With the Classics
45. End






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 38
Album 1
September 23, 2003

1. Start. Eager chorus
2. Charlie Brown liner
3. Upcoming DVDs
4. Rosie, "Good Morning to You." Moody Blues, "Tuesday Afternoon"
5. Music KJR-FM plays
6. Traffic
7. "It's Lovin' Time." Charlie Brown liner.
8. Announcement
9. Billy & Nancy. "Get off of my cloud!"
10. Naomi Trosmiller, Presidential Candidate (Katie Cashman)
11. "What!?" Charlie Brown liner.
12. Top of hour
13. Marysville song.
14. JaLo and Ben together again (to register for a gun). Gordon Jump, WKRP theme.
15. "We will rejoin our commercials..."
16. Crackerwagon at the UN?
17. Traffic
18. Weather
19. Announcement
20. Easing you into fall.
21. California candidates in Jay Leno audience. Chris Cashman: Year-Round Schools. Traffic and weather together.
22. Bush UN speech
23. Top of hour annoucement
24. Tunnel contest: "Brick House"
25. More speech. Lighten Up.
26. Charlie Brown liner
27. Between song announcements. "Ohhhhh!"
28. Roscoes'
29. Announcement
30. Last day to send in Jocks To Position ideas
31. Coming up...
32. Pinhead Report, library scuffle. Pictures In My Mind.
33. "At work" supersweep.
34. Announcement
35. Charlie Brown liner.
36. Announcement
37. "A station everyone in the office can agree on. Even..."
38. Short weather
39. Announcement
40. New TV season. Doc Freeman's closes. Alonzo's East Asian Floor Coverings
41. Weather. "Just a splash of cofffee"
42. Gordon Jump
43. End




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 38
Album 2
September 24, 2003

1. Introduction
2. Song introduction.
3. Pat's assessment of the Mariner's post-season chances, with no personal commentary. Crapy Simile Theater. Tire in the road. "Dibbs!"
4. Bob Dylan, "Like a Rolling Stone"
5. Pat's first 45 story. "Food Around the Corner"
6. Traffic
7. The sun is just rising.
8. M's woes. Jocks To Position Jam: Pat tried another idea by adding spoken dialogue between songs, but his wife thinks its a dumb idea.
9. T Rex, "Bang A Gong"
10. Earth Wind & Fire, "Shining Star"
11. Boogie Down With the Classics.
12. Badfinger, "No Matter What"
13. 10cc, "Not In Love"
14. The Pig!
15. Technical Screwup sounder. Traffic
16. Billy. Coming up...
17. Go out and get your flu shot.
18. Mariners, interview. Deadhead wins first Jocks To Position contest
19. "It's Lovin' Time"
20. Dork, CK Fragrance
21. Top of hour
22. Announcement
23. Sleep study, positions
24. Washing hands at airports
25. Fill In the Blank contest, "The Adams Family."
26. Traffic
27. Charlie Brown liner: Pat does not wear Billy Bob teeth.
28. Announcement
29. Sam Irvine, "Bridge Over Troubled Water." Angela stumbles over name of station
30. Billy and Nancy talk over station jingle
31. Underpants Crafters.
32. Announcement
33. Announcement
34. Blues Image, "Ride Captain Ride"
35. Eagles, "Already Gone"
36. Additional traffic report: "Asphalt." Jocks to Position replay
37. Announcement
38. Miki, Fisher fountain.
39. Additional Jocks To Position that Pat thought up.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 38
Album 3
September 25, 2003

1. Pat still likes the M's chances, unlike Stephen Killbreath. Linda Rondstat, "It's So Easy"
2. The Scottsman.
3. Cheech & Chong excerpt. Sponsored by Artificial Finger Manufacturer.
4. Pat reads (almost) all the baseball scores. Yesterday's newscast.
5. A day of beauty at Seymore's Salon of Spanaway.
6. Pat promo: Grozz With Gas-a-thon celeb auction
7. Pat sings along with Rolling Stones song.
8. M's woes. National Do Not Call list, Pat keeps getting calls from someone giving away M's tickets.
9. Charlie Brown: Accounts or written discrptions... are stictly prohibited.
10. Tenor Boy coming up.
11. Song intro.
12. Song intro.
13. Tenor Boy: Kalakala
14. Introducing the song with a splash.
15. Song introduction.
16. California recall, debate
17. Jocks-to-Position Jam: Beatles "I Love You" / "Do Wa Ditty"
18. Between song annoucement
19. "Styx and The Rolling Stones will never 'Words' from the Bee Gees... or something like that." Bellevue Art Museum closed
20. Overweight cats and dogs, Muffletwong Institute
21. Top of hour.
22. Grozz with Gas-a-thon. Pat and Gass talk about Mariners
23. James Brown accident recreation.
24. Wrong sound effect flub: "Those were [Good morning] The Doors"
25. Maris Farms opening, sound effect.
26. Traffic
27. What!?
28. Between song annoucement
29. Ernie Pino
30. Weather
31. Asteroid X Cell Phone
32. The Beatles, "Got To Get You Into My Life"
33. Pat forgot tunnel contest
34. Between song annoucement
35. Between song annoucement
36. Where were you when you heard this Lost 45? Badfinger, "Baby Blue"
37. Pat's friend calls about season tickets
38. Call for tunnel contest
39. Very short post-song comment, cut by unexpected advertisement.
40. Tunnel contest: Mr. Ed






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 38
Album 4
September 26, 2003

1. Introductions
2. PI wins court case, the two papers cover it differently. RIP Robert Palmer, "Bad Case of Lovin' You"
3. Peet Peterson's Peticure Palace of Pyuallup
4. News: PortaPotty accident, only one fell out of the truck.
5. Larry's Fine Liquor. Climax Blues Band, "Could't Get It Right." Three Dog Night, "Mama Told Me"
6. Mariners to play Oakland
7. Scientifically testing the five second dropped food rule "Eat It"
8. Starving Students doughnut makers.
9. Pat sings along with "Benny & The Jets."
10. Good weather coming up.
11. Song introduction
12. Report for the Husky Tailgate Show on KJR-AM, using stereo sound effects
13. Technical screwups are the property of Pat Cashman.
14. Song introduction.
15. Lok's e-mail to Pat, marriage proposal to Shmoo. Pat play's "Kris Bird's" Jocks-to-Position Jam entry.
16. Traffic
17. Billy and Nancy over station jingle.
18. James Brown test. Dusty Springfield, "Son of a Preacher Man"
19. Grozz with Gass-a-Thon
20. Pat adds vocal effects to station jingle and start of song.
21. Announcement
22. PortaPotty news story again.
23. Dramatic recreation of PortaPotty accident
24. Announcement
25. Stadium High School event. Hooked On Reading.
26. Pat has hankering for strange food in the morning.
27. Tunnel contest: "Life goes on... BRA!"
28. "Once a Day..."
29. Breaking news: George Plympton dies
30. Charlie Brown liner: Pat Cashman is a ventriloquist
31. Pat to be at Husky Stadium
32. Eric Burdon not coming in to the studio. Joke of the day: organ enlargement ads. Traffic: stalls downtown. Billy and Nancy
33. The Doors, "Touch Me"
34. George Plympton
35. Announcement
36. Tough love news item.
37. Announcement
38. The Animals, "House of the Rising Sun"
39. Eric Burdon interview. Rod Danz, "House of the Rising Sun"
40. Upcoming events. Charlie Brown liner.
41. End
42. It's 10:00





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 38
Album 5
September 29, 2003

1. Start
2. Announcement
3. Katie asks, "Why is everyone dying?"
4. Charlie Brown liner
5. Book Beat: "The Sensitive Man"
6. Traffic
7. Robert Palmer, "Every Kind of People"
8. National Do Not Call list. Crimewatch
9. Call for Launch at the Pier
10. Call from Jim at work
11. Top of hour
12. Charlie Brown liner
13. Call from National Do Not Call List
14. Charlie Brown liner
15. Announcement
16. KJR recalls the time before we were old and miserable. It's the kind of music Pat would listen to in his car with his girlfriend if he had had a car or a girlfriend. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand" radio hoax in Bend. Gorrilla breaks out of zoo. Donald O'Conner passing.
17. Traffic
18. Pat Alder wins the Jocks To Position Jam contest
19. Announcement
20. Miss Dudley requests Rod Danz "Get Off My Cloud." Eli Kazan remembered
21. Charlie Brown annoucement: Pat is not "working out" at KJR.
22. Smart Sofa. Pat and his brothers experiemented with The Clapper
23. Top of hour
24. Charlie Brown liner
25. "My Corona" Rick from Oklahoma
26. Stouthearted Men. The Beatles, "Hello, Goodbye"
27. The Pig: Why men don't live as long as women.
28. Traffic
29. Contest coming up.
30. Tunnel contest setup: Chakachas "Jungle Fever"
31. Contestant: Margaret. Gotta make it sound like she's "doin' it."
32. Charlie Brown liner
33. Top of hour
34. Charlie Brown liner
35. Boston song
36. Announcement
37. Announcement
38. Do Not Call List bit reperformance
39. "Signs," short and long versions.
40. Pat's mic not on loud. Jocks-to-Position replay: "Tell Me Something Good"/"I'm Leavin' On a Jet Plane"
41. End




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 38
Album 6
September 30, 2003

1. Show start. Charlie Brown liner
2. UW riot. Ray from Fircrest: Lost 45s are not really lost. Impression: Robert Goulet.
3. Charlie Brown liner
4. Call from Dave the truck driver, requests Dr. Hook, "Cover of the Rolling Stone"
5. Angela's mic turned on early, sounds tickled.
6. Traffic
7. Dave Barry interview
8. Crackerwagon: Kalakala
9. Charlie Brown liner.
10. Announcement
11. 7:03 Joke of the Day
12. Short weather
13. Bit: call from frat member, sheep sound.
14. Rosie, "Good Morning To You"
15. News items. LaGrange riff.
16. Jocks-to-Position jam: Cathy. "Havin' My Baby" / "Goin' to the Chapel"
17. John Cougar, "Hurts So Good"
18. Call from Joe: a new use for sheep in Montana. Mice in State Department building. Wink Baker Investments
19. Mouse movie dramatic advertisement
20. Charlie Brown liner
21. Announcement
22. Top of hour
23. Announcement
24. Pat suggests added sound effect at end of "A Day In the Life"
25. Tarzan yell under KJR jingle
26. Jimmy Castor Bunch, "Troglodytes"
27. History of '60s and '70s Rock and Roll
28. Traffic
29. Charlie Brown liner
30. Call for contest
31. Tunnel contest, duel. "Flintstones," "Willlllma!!!"
32. Frat member interview rerun.
33. Supersweep
34. Top of hour
35. A change in the weather.
36. Announcement
37. Interview, memer of the stylistics
38. Announcement
39. Pat's next door neighbor's dog barked all night long. Crackerwagon, Kalakala.
40. End




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 38
Album 7
October 1, 2003

1. Introduction, inquisitive Pat.
2. Telemarketer call rerun.
3. Brief sports recap. Telephone call. Villiage People, "YMCA"
4. Seattle dropping as most congested city; interview with expert who wants Seattle to move back up.
5. Traffic
6. Animal sounds for introduction for "Saturday In the Park"
7. Chicken Fat coming up.
8. Test: stereo sound effects. Chicken Fat
9. Song intro, scream.
10. Song intro for ending Marysville teacher strike.
11. Pinhead Report: man stole the identity of someone with a worse identity than himself
12. Song intro
13. Dead air. Bette Midler, "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy"
14. Telemarketing. Sports
15. Jocks To Position Jam winner
16. "You need a massage"
17. Pat explains the KJR format
18. Crackerwagon: parking meter rate increase.
19. Announcement
20. Charlie Brown liner
21. Bruce Springstine, "Pink Cadilac"
22. Cell phone infidelity in Italy
23. More cell phone. Tunnel contest setup for "Ain't No Sunshine." (Song skipped due to poor reception.)
24. Tunnel contest: Amy the wino.
25. Tunnel contest recap
26. Traffic
27. Charlie Brown liner: Short Term Memory Clinic
28. Weather
29. Steve Wilson in studio. Clem Phlergm: 5 ways to cheat with a cell phone
30. Announcement
31. Top of hour
32. Pink Floyd, "Money" excerpt. Uncensored: "Don't give me none of that goody-goody-good bullshit."
33. Announcement
34. Announcement for Yes, "Owner of a Lonely Heart" (1983)
35. Interview with Marshal Thompson, member of the Chi-Lights.
36. Jocks To Position Jam replay
37. Email from amber, poor KJR reception from Vancouver.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 38
Album 8
October 2, 2003

1. Introduction.
2. Ray in Fircrest: Johnny Cash and Mr. Ed
3. "We will rejoin our commecials after this brief program segment."
4. Oily discharge.
5. E-mail from Winter, new traffic light on Highway 18 at I-90
6. "Stout-Hearted Men"
7. Request from Roy: Warren Zevon, "Werewolves of London"
8. Rush Limbaugh comments
9. Limbaugh racist remarks, continued
10. Joke from Roy. Traffic and chocolate cake
11. Coming up: Tenor Boy
12. Launch at the Pier
13. Song introduction.
14. Rene Zelwigger gaining weight for role
15. Tenor Boy still coming up
16. Pat Cashman is not "working out" at KJR-FM. BTO, "Let It Ride"
17. Mickey Mouse painting stolen. Tenor Boy. Ad parody: Pure Crap of the 60s and 70s
18. Traffic
19. Corn mazes. Couple seen making love in a corn maze by hot-air balloon rider. Barritone Man. (The voice sounds familliar)
20. Joel shows Pat how to talk like a duck. Jocks to Position Jam
21. Call from Joe Trogg, former joke teller
22. Top of hour
23. Announcement
24. Rush Limbaugh news story
25. Charlie Brown liner
26. David Nam talks about The Bachelor
27. Traffic
28. Coming up...
29. Charlie Brown liner
30. Ernie Peno
31. Pat has to cancel the Tunnel contest.
32. The food that Ernie brought over.
33. Announcement
34. Ray in Fircrest: Chicago "Man selling ice cream in the park"
35. Launch at the pier
36. Rejected Seattle Police slogans
37. KJR jingle mistakenly played in middle of ads
38. End





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 38
Album 9
October 3, 2003

1. Start
2. Ray in Fircrest: Jimmy Buffett, "Margaritaville"
3. Charlie Brown liner
4. Announcement
5. California recall election. Ted Crackerwagon
6. Traffic
7. Pat looking for request.
8. Moody Blues "Nights in White Satin," bubble sound effect at the end. Angelea tries to sing traffic report
9. Stolen truck
10. Top of hour
11. Announcement
12. Events. Husky Report: stump the coach
13. Charlie Brown liner
14. Weather
15. Rush Limbaugh letter to God. Jocks-to-Position "Eleanor Rigby" / "Coba Cabana"
16. Request
17. Ted Crackerwagon, get a superintendent who is not so super.
18. Announcement, with Billy & Nancy
19. Simon & Garfunkle coming to town.
20. Top of hour
21. Tunnel contest setup.
22. Tunnel contest: Mickey Mouse Club
23. Great job by contestants
24. Once A Day...
25. Joke of the day: nude beach
26. Happy anniversary to Lynn and Dennis. Johnathan and Darline "Cocktails For Two." Fred Hopkins, Disneyland Jungle Cruise story. Review: Plan 9 From Outerspace
27. Top of hour
28. Weather
29. Doobie Brothers, "It Keeps You Runnin'"
30. Announcement
31. Coming up...
32. Call of the day: Ray from Fircrest
33. Charlie Brown liner
34. Corn mazes




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 1
October 6, 2003

1. Pat's mic not switched on, another studio mic barely catches him. The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
2. Pat's mic switch moved.
3. California recall election. Pat reads PI mention of Pat's show and Ted Crackerwagon
4. Jim call. Charlie Brown liner
5. Coming up...
6. "Milk-drinking song" story
7. Traffic
8. Call from Becky at Subway. Crackerwagon reacts to PI mention. Pretenders, "Brass In Pocket"
9. Underpants Crafters
10. Charlie Brown liner
11. Seattle noise ordinance, interview with spokesman.
12. Top of hour
13. Announcement
14. Roy Horn tiger story
15. Birthdays
16. Jocks-to-Position Jam coming up. Man raising tiger in Manhattan apartment.
17. Jocks-to-Position: The night "Chicago" died.
18. Charlie Brown liner
19. "Monday sucks"
20. Dr. Phil, airline seats.
21. Charlie Brown liner
22. Pinhead Report: Teacher's aid takes picture of student
23. Dream clarification. Charlie Brown liner
24. Short weather
25. PI mention of Pat and Ted Crackerwagon.
26. Tunnel Tune challenge: George of the Jungle.
27. Tunnel contest execution. J. Geiles Band, "Centerfold" (1981)
28. Pat is rethinking tunnel contest. Has Nancy do the contest, but Pat plays the wrong song.
29. Traffic
30. Announcement
31. More Zigfied and Roy.
32. Top of hour
33. Weather
34. Charlie Brown liner
35. Announcement
36. Seattle noise ordinance, spokesman. Jocks To Position replay
37. Weather
38. End




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 2
October 7, 2003

1. Caller inquiry about Jocks to Position Jam
2. Announcement
3. Yesterday's tunnel contestant, John, calls back; tries again
4. Billy. Author interview coming up.
5. Sound effect didn't play for "I'm On Fire". Author interview Pat Kennedy "Looser Goes First" Pat can't remember the name of Pioneer Square. Traffic: a semi partially blocking
6. Announcement
7. Thin Lizzie, "The Boys Are Back In Town"
8. Candofilargian's World of Montalabo Pameron
9. Charlie Brown liner
10. The polls are open in California
11. Top of hour
12. Ray from Fircrest coming up
13. Penn Gelette interview clip about Zeigfield & Roy. Ray in Fircrest: Dame Edna. Angela says that sounds like his Julia Child impression (on a show I must not have taped)
14. Commercial starts late, then has Pat's voice in it.
15. Pat's Dr. Steve Anderson ad
16. Clem comment on Ray. (Clem's last call to KJR-FM)
17. Lynn Barker wins Jocks to Position contest.
18. Sports comment. Traffic
19. Charlie Brown liner
20. Weather
21. Arnold clip, reaction to accusations.
22. Coming up... News update: Pat presses wrong button.
23. Announcement
24. Announcement
25. Crime news
26. Tunnel contest setup
27. Allie plays Tunnel contest
28. Allie wins Tunnel contest
29. Charlie Brown liner
30. Sonny Kobe Cook in studio
31. Announcement
32. Announcement
33. Announcement
34. Announcement
35. Announcement
36. Announcement
37. Elmer McCurdy mummy story. How come smart cowboys have dumb sidekicks?
38. More cowboys
39. End




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 3
October 8, 2003
6:00 - 7:30

1. Multiple audio playing at once, instead of just news.
2. Pat starts the show with his Arnold accent
3. Start of Paul Simon, "Kodachrome." When he says "crap," Pat says "Ooohhh!"
4. California recall election recalled
5. Charlie Brown liner
6. Announcement
7. John Ritter
8. Traffic accident: truck went over side of ramp
9. Announcement
10. Arnold clips. Chicago fire started by cow. Recreation by Nancy
11. Miki, California recall
12. Gorlic Vacuum
13. Arnold accent again.
14. More California recall
15. Charlie Brown liner
16. Elmer McCurdy story, more background

(rest of show missing due to operator error)





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 4
October 9, 2003

1. Start
2. Announcement
3. Pat's wedding anniversary. Commercials playing by themselves
4. Traffic
5. Announcement
6. Phone numbers
7. Traffic
8. Charlie Brown liner
9. Pat dressed as cop for video shoot, man with sandwhich runs away

(6:45 - 7:00 missing due to operator not thoroughly checking the tape recorder.)

10. Top of hour
11. Announcement
12. Lief Ericson Day
13. Siegfield interview clips
14. Angela not there
15. Jocks-to-Position: Pat can't find the name of winner.
16. Winner. Weather
17. "Watch more TV." David Nam reviews "The Bachelor." Bad karaeoke
18. Announcement
19. Gray Davis vs. Bill Yend; e-mail from Yend.
20. Top of hour announcement, not very well articulated.
21. Tenor Boy: ointments. Traffic music stop/start
22. Announcement, with Rosie
23. Tunnel contest setup: Underdog
24. Tunnel contest
25. Announcement
26. Coming up...
27. Ernie Pino
28. Those people yelling out Pat's name really distract him.
29. Weather.
30. "Right on!"
31. Anthrax letters mailed two years ago today. Electric blanket introduced in 1946. Siegfield interview clip; Pat afraid of one of his house cats.
32. Announcement
33. End




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 5
October 10, 2003

1. Getting "The Kinks" out (Possible reference to a minute of dead air before the news)
2. Woman calls KJR thinking she's calling Bob at KZOK
3. Robert Palmer, "Addicted To Love"
4. Spin around the radio dial
5. Weather
6. The Bobs "Pat Cashman" theme behind open doors.
7. New $20 bill. Man extracates himself from upturned car.
8. Pat says that the waters of the Atlantic and Pacific first mixed directly when the Panama Canal opened (not true).
9. Weather
10. Charlie Brown liner
11. Phone call of the week: Ray in Fircrest top 10 worst jokes.
12. Caller has an impression of Ray in Fircrest
13. Survivor. Strange, almost unintelligible joke call.
14. David Blaine in the box
15. Announcement
16. Real names of singers
17. Top of hour
18. Pat forgot Jocks-to-Position Jam
19. Jocks-to-Position Jam: Julie. Viagra song marriage: "Give me just a little more time" / "It's coming up."
20. Announcement
21. "Movies that Bite" by Chris Cashman. Tunnel Tune contest "Superfragilisticexpalidocuous." Both callers are un-brilliant, equally mediocre.
22. Contest winner decided.
23. Coming up...
24. Kathy can do song backward. Fred Hopkins "Beast From Haunted Castle" (1959), Roger Corman. String cheese monster
25. Start of Supersweep
26. Announcement
27. Announcement
28. Announcement
29. "Oh, Lady!"
30. Burglar's false teeth found at the scene of the crime.
31. Weather
32. Paul Harvey-like dumb criminal story





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 6
October 13, 2003

1. Last Friday's news played
2. How KJR's prerecorded newscasts work. They're "almost live." Conjoined twins.
3. Weather
4. Pure Crap of the '60s & '70s
5. ClearChannel Worldwide News with important annoucer voice: Howard. Traffic
6. Adam Sandler "School Lunch Lady"
7. Columbus Day. "Shaving Cream"
8. Hits of the 60s and 70s retitled for aging baby boomers.
9. Top of hour
10. Pat found what he's looking for.
11. Columbus Day, callers
12. Canadian Thanksgiving.
13. Announcement
14. Extraneous audio is a hidden cut in the song. Jocks-to-Position Jam, Pat based it on a Dean Martin bit. Winner: Frank Thomas: "Who's that lady?" / "I am woman"
15. Traffic
16. Charlie Brown liner
17. Weather
18. Paul from Magnolia, Pineapple Upside-Down cake mix. Tsunami test in costal Oregon town, with Nancy.
19. Coming up... Open/closed for Columbus Day
20. Top of hour
21. Columbus Day. Happy BIrthday to Darryl Hey. "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey"
22. Tunnel contest setup "It's a Gas" (burping)
23. Announcement
24. Contest execution
25. Joe's Ed Sullivan impression
26. Charlie Brown liner
27. Early hotel alarm clock, to encourage early check-out?
28. Caller went to Kiss concert. Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks, "Stop Dragin' My Heart Around"
29. Sound effects for introduction for "Stairway to Heaven"
30. Weather
31. Ray in Fircrest Jimmy Buffett rerun
32. Weather
33. Jocks to Position reurn





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 7
October 14, 2003

1. Start
2. Announcement
3. Morning newspapers. Yesterday's Jocks to Position Jam. Will "put the wraps on it until fall" after this week. (It was never revived.)
4. Anna Nichole Smith. Caller testemony. Jefferson Airplane, "Somebody to Love"
5. Becky e-mail
6. Traffic
7. Arnold impression, wants to compete with Ray from Fircrest by doing a Clint Eastwood impression. Queen, "Killer Queen"
8. Win Pat's Cash, Man! Looking for caller number 50 "nationwide." "The Scotsman"
9. "What?" Tarzan yell.
10. 91 year old Texan bank robber
11. Top of hour
12. The Pig: things a man shouldn't say during sex / things a girl shouldn't say to a man during sex. "Supercar" children's pupet show.
13. Charlie Brown liner
14. Municial building on fire, next door to Angela
15. Jocks to Position Jam: "Ooh That Smell" / "Dead Skunk"
16. More on fire
17. Heart, "Straight On"
18. Monkey learning experiment, and experiment in studio
19. Followup to previous bit.
20. Warren Zevon, "Werewolves of London"
21. Joel's joke of the day. Mindy e-mail on hotels setting early alarms
22. Tunnel contest setup: "Freak Out"
23. Tunnel contest is no contest between players
24. Traffic
25. Weather
26. Charlie Brown liner
27. This day in history. Jessica down the well. Bing Crosby
28. Announcement
29. Top of hour
30. Announcement
31. Dead air. "Becky e-mail (Isaac's Grandma) on 70s Soul Jam. Most dangerous occupations, Pat's logging mishap
32. More dangerous professions. Bill Withers, "Use Me."
33. Heidi May mentions Pat





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 8
October 15, 2003

1. Start
2. Timmy: happy birthday to his son
3. Current events
4. Charlie Brown liner
5. Teachers strike
6. Traffic
7. Announcement
8. E-mail from Elizabeth: Pat playing longer songs for bathroom breaks?
9. Charlie Brown liner
10. Announcement
11. ZZ Top, "Sharp Dressed Man"
12. Events. Fan who caught the foul ball in Chicago
13. Beatles, "I Feel Fine"
14. More baseball
15. Angela looks like Ricky and Pat looks like Lucy.
16. Jocks-to-Position Jam: "I shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the--" / "Disco Duck"
17. Announcement
18. KJR-FM has the largest CD collection in Seattle? List: ways you can tell you're a geek, intersperced with Clarence "Frogman" Clemmens.
19. Roy's tiger released, resort manager blames the tiger's behavior on "big haired women" distracting him.
20. Top of hour
21. Announcement
22. John Ritter remembered. "Woman" calls in on characterization of big-haired women
23. Announcement
24. Announcement
25. Bathroom break long songs e-mail again. News doesn't play
26. Traffic
27. Call about yesterday's tunnel participant
28. Tunnel Contest: "Don't call yet. DON'T CALL!!!" The Cars, "Just What I Needed."
29. Tunnel song: "Batman." According to Pat, this is the most poorly executed tunnel contest by all three participants.
30. Contestants have to make the case for winning, and listeners vote on them. Don Henley, "Boys of Summer"
31. Every caller votes for Terry
32. More voting
33. Results
34. Announcement
35. Announcement
36. National Boss Day
37. Pat's Cash, Man starts Monday.
38. End
39. Goodbye





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 9
October 31, 2003

1. Start of Halloween show
2. Contest time
3. "Green Liver... Green River list." Museum of Flight getting a Concord. Spooky traffic. Reasons trick-or-treating is beater than sex.
4. "The Monster Mash"
5. Chris Kimball in studio
6. Pat says temeratures read by Stephen Killbreath are wrong
7. Caller calls about contest. Charlie Brown liner
8. Jumpin' Gene Simmons, "Haunted House"
9. Woodstick. Traffic with drums.
10. Ray in Fircrest, Bella Lagosi
11. Announcement
12. Drums
13. Announcement
14. "Whole Lot of Love" with kazoo and drums
15. Comment: "Fun size" candybars
16. "Purple People Eater"
17. Origins of Halloween (column)
18. Announcement
19. National contest winner.
20. Beautiful outside, but cold.
21. Chris drums along with Kansas, "Carry On My Wayward Son."
22. Armed Forces Radio Frankenstein prank, Arthur Allen thanked
23. Happy Birthday Cam. Charlie Brown: Anger Management
24. There are so many people in the studio that it seems like a "real radio show." Chili Cook.
25. Traffic
26. Email reaction to Frankenstein's Castle.
27. Angela reports for Sports Radio 850 during commercials
28. Fred Hopkins, attorney. Review: Translyvania Twist (1988)
29. Ways trick-or-treating is better than sex, again
30. Announcement
31. American Forces Radio Franenstein's Castle prank replay
32. Arnold request for Halloween (drum) version of "Wipe Out."
33. "Reconnoiter tomorrow. Saturday?"

34. Pat Cashman & Ken Boynton Taco Time ad from December 2007


Pat Cashman & Lisa Foster, seperate stations, 2004






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 10
February 2, 2004
KJR-FM

1. Jefferson Airplane, "White Rabbit"
2. Carly Simon, "You're So Vain"
3. Pat Woodstick II ad
4. News: Groundhog's Day. Naked Janet.
5. Gorlic Vacuum. Pat tears his top off
6. Announcement
7. Jake Moe. Pat has to relearn board, no Angela. Pat has cold, missed Superbowl on plane from Mexico. Superbowl discussion, "Breast, er, best Superbowl half-time ever." Angela on phone.
8. Groundhog's Day. Jefferson Airplane, "Somebody To Love."
9. Technical difficulty discussion...
10. ...Talking to Angela on the phone. Pat coughs during traffic sponsor. Premature babies, older people having babies.
11. Announcement, "Ohhh!"
12. Still trying to connect with Angela. David pulls Pat's patch cord. Lowbrow Superbowl ads. Half-time discussion (Janet Jackson). Groundhog's Day, call on timing for "early spring."
13. "Ohhhhhhhh!" during newscast. Involuntary Urination
14. Groundhog's Day. Superbowl half-time. Woodstick.
15. KJR-FM TV commercial
16. Pat Cashman promo: cat sat in the cheesecake.
17. Groundhog Day. Superbowl ads, Simpsons ad
18. Call: teases in newscasts.
19. Chicago song
20. Pat & Gas, Superbowl
21. Pause for a test (James Brown)
22. Discussion on title "I Don't Care Any More," vs. lyrics. Pat picked up cold. Hotel managers, especially in tropical climates, treat you differently when it's time to leave than they did when welcoming you in. Pat saw whales
23. Lowbrow Superbowl ads, no rock & roll sell out ads this year. The Beatles, "Revolution"
24. More Pat cold. Alex Trebeck accident, Pat fell asleep at the wheel. All-star Survivor, clips, naked Richard Hatch.
25. Purina One Challenge ad
26. Weather
27. Supertramp, "Long Way Home"
28. Pat's vacation, unseasonable cold weather in Mexico. Caller comment on Pat's Purina One ad: is the "real chicken" Washington grown? Superbowl ads
29 Announcement
30. Queen, "Killer Queen"
31. "Rockin' up, er, wrapping up 10 in a row."
32. More Janet's boob, Survivor
33. Weather
34. Heidi May is on her way.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 39
Album 11
February 2, 2004
Mix 92.5

1. Madonna, "Vogue"
2. Groundhog's Day
3. Vanessa Carlton song
4. "Early worm gets the bird?" Superbowl Jim Kampman news
5. Mix sounder
6. Call: Why did football player win a car?
7. Another call
8. More Superbowl, half-time, naked Janet. Favorite commercials?
9. Top of hour
10. Mike Evans report
11. Rod Stewart song
12. Ads: Jessica is overexposed. Personal pharmaceuticals ads
13. Modern English, "Melt With You" (This is the album version even The End doesn't play)
14. Survivor, naked Richard Hatch.
15. Waiters who don't use a notepad, Mitch's experience on Friday.
16. Top of hour, Superbowl streaker
17. Superbowl contest. Superbowl commercials. MVP winning a car makes Lisa's butt want to suck a lemon. Mitch reacts: "Hello? Morning." Mitch was a drum major & sax player in a marching band.
18. Albert Lee Appliance ad plays almost simultaneously on Mix 92.5 and KJR
19. Glass Tiger, "Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone"
20. "distinguish" a car fire. Winner of Superbowl contest
21. Clock gone. Groundhog day. Superbowl half-time, ads
22. Ace of Base, "Don't Turn Around"
23. Traffic
24. Sugar Ray song
25. Clock still not working.
26. Lisa U-Build-It ad
27. Bruce Hornsby and the Range, "Every Little Kiss."
28. Superbowl half-time; clamp, not pastie. Farting horse ad, Lisa laughs.
29. Weather, Groundhog's Day
30. Pharmaceutical ads can't say what they do.
31. More Pharmaceuticals, call
32. Survivor.
33. Bryon the Producer in Lynwood.
34. Someone's stealing food from the breakroom fridge.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 1
February 4, 2004
Wednesday, Charlie Con Carne
6:30 - 9:00, 9:30 - 10:00
KJR-FM

1. Janet Jackson apology
2. Jake Moe. Charlie Brown liner. "Can we rewrite that?"
3. Announcement
4. No callers yet today. 40 year anniversary of The Beatles on Ed Sullivan. Pat's dad was appalled by The Beatles. Top TV shows of all time
5. Announcement
6. Call: Superbowl numbering
7. Coming up...
8. This day in history: George Washington inaugural address bit. Charlie Con Carne at the Westin, Howard Dean.
9. More Charlie at the Westin
10. ZZ Top, "Sharp Dressed Man"
11. Onyx Steele, consultant. Pat tries to give an "in your face" performance.
12. Followup.
13. Charlie Brown liner
14. More Steele, blow up the caller. Nicknames for Brian?
15. 45th anniversary of Buddy Holly's death.
16. Lynnwood report, Ricky Abbott
17. Billy Joel, "Movin' Out"
18. Rod Danz, "Honky Tonk Woman," Danz update. "Get Off Of My Cloud."
19. Announcement
20. Charlie Brown liner
21. Announcement
22. Announcement
23. International Asteroid Registry (Pat and Patty). Charlie Con Carne at Cussinich. Purina One ad
24. Announcement
25. Democrat primary. Candidate said "Energizer Butter." Superbowl Half-time fallout
26. Charlie Brown liner
27. End




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 2
February 4, 2004
Mitch and Lisa
Mix 92.5
6:30 - 9:00; 9:30 - 10:00

1. American Idol interview with Randy
2. Win breakfast with Meridith
3. Top of hour, Hissing cockroach
4. Valentine's Day
5. Mitch & Lisa sounder
6. Mitch comments on Lisa dancing to song. Lisa's half of the studio is messy while Mitch's is clean. Radio contest winner's publicity identifies him for police
7. Weather
8. Breakfast with the Bachelorette contest. Lisa's new hair color: Cranberry Surprise. Mitch and Lisa Fan Club
9. Bryon the Producer
10. Mister Mister, "Kirie"
11. Mitch and Lisa Fan Club; they think it's a bad idea and no one will sign up.
12. Nyquil ad read
13. Top of hour
14. Mike Evans. Mitch is sitting in baby chair. Mitch's horoscope.
15. Bryon the Producer at Top Foods.
16. Calls for contest
17. Flub: "Headed on Five Way." Contest
18. Smashmouth, "I'm a Believer"
19. Is JaLo getting loose? Sex In the City. Other Celeb rumors.
20. Bryon the Producer
21. Callers react to celebrity rumors
22. Valentine's Day
23. Weather. Major concert annoucement coming up





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 3
February 6, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. Pat still has cold, feels worse under antibiotics. Charlie Con Carne in studio. Two drummers in studio, Chris Kimbal and one other. Angela Kirby in studio. Political: Bush to be on Meet the Press.
3. Weather
4. Woodstick, Chris. All drummers will play "Wipeout" at event. Charlie to learn to play drums this morning.
5. Announcement
6. Underpants Crafters.
7. Announcement
8. Last year's Woodstick. Traffic, with Charlie drumming.
9. Charlie Brown liner
10. Announcement
11. "Camptown Races" started early under news. Rosie cough during KJR promo.
12. Announcement
13. Janet Jackson update.
14. Weather
15. Beatles Monday coming up next show
16. Onyx Steele, hate mail reaction to yesterday's phone prank (not recorded)
17. Jake Moe. Onyx Steele phone scam
18. Beatles anniversary
19. Two drummers, "trading fours."
20. Average Joe
21. Pause for a test
22. Angela says "Fox Sports" over replay of Charlie's Westin visit. (Apparently keeping Angela in the studio isn't preventing these gaffes.) Queen, "Another One Bites the Dust"
23. "Lost In Translation" discussion, other movies. New Capitol Hill library's restrooms closed already. Pat recalls Redmond library men's room locked while women's was not.
24. The Temerature
25. Announcement
26. Comment: "Silly Love Songs." Playing different drum styles to "Danny's Song." "Fox Sports!"
27. Purina One ad
28. Weather
29. Fred Hopkins. "Village of the Giants" (1966), Beau Bridges. "Tempest in a C-cup."
30. Two sounders playing at once.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 4
February 6, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Start
2. Flammable liquids banned from the tunnel. Lisa: "We're all hauling flammable liquids!!!" Mike Evans
3. Robert Palmer, "Addicted to Love"
4. Survivor
5. Mix sounder
6. Trouble with traffic mic. Perfect Proposal
7. Mix sounder
8. Romantic love story
9. Announcement
10. Top of hour
11. Call for fan club. New social trend: knitting
12. Knitting calls. Madonna, "Into the Groove"
13. Call for contest
14. Contest
15. Pet of the week.
16. Survivor sounder
17. Perfect Proposal
18. Top of hour
19. Traffic.
20. Survivor
21. Announcement for weather ("Please, please!")
22. Sarah Music Mix
23. Weekend Wazzzup, elaborate introduction. Lisa played third base softball
24. Flub: "Mitch 92.5" Bathroom pet peeves.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 5
February 9, 2004
Beatles Monday
6:00 - 9:00

1. Lovely Rita. Penny Lane.
2. Caller Jake Moe. Pat's e-mail to Angela
3. Blackbird. Get Back
4. Beatles on Ed Sulivan. Pat reacting to square acts on Ed Sulivan. Pat's dad reacting to the Beatles' hair.
5. Magical Mystery Tour. Drive My Car.
6. Angela reads outdated Sonics spot. Charlie's Beatles thoughts. What if there was just one screaming girl?
7. Interview clip.
8. Oh, Darling! A Day In the Life.
9. Bill Stainton in studio, mom woke him up for Ed Sulivan. Squeaky chair at end of "A Day In the Life."
10. Interview clip: Ed Sullivan sound chart erased. A Hard Day's Night.
11. A Hard Day's Night, Mrs. Miller. Charlie observation, said his "dad would play the Beatles," but doesn't say who his dad is. What if The Beatles played the casino circut?
12. "Clear the phone lines."
13. Ob-la-de Ob-la-da. Got To Get You Into My Life.
14. Background conditions in 1964. Angela: "Little piggies." Bill Stainton's public speaking presentation. Caller memories.
15. Please Please Me.
16. Lady Madonna.
17. Rod Danz, "Yellow Submarine." Danz will perform at Woodstick.
18. Beatles at Carnegie Hall. Lennon/McCartney song credit. Songwriting styles. Creation of "Why Don't We Do It In the Road?" "Listen." Strawberry Fields Forever.
19. Ed Sullivan Show. Concert memories. What if Beatles were a washed-up group?
20. Vermont Teddy Bear live read.
21. Yesterday. Here Comes The Sun ("if the fog goes away.")
22. Memories
23. Mission Impossible/Norwegian Wood.
24. Chris Cashman UPN 11 ad.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 6
February 9, 2004
6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Contest joined in progress. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. REM, "The One I Love"
4. Ricky Martin, "Livin LaVita Loca"
5. SAG Awards Suitcase contest
6. Announcement
7. Corey Hart, "Sunglasses At Night"
8. Grammys review.
9. "SLAG" Celebrity Suitcase. Answer: Johnny Depp
10. Top of hour
11. Airline pilot gives religious message to captive audience
12. Perfect Proposal contest. E-mail from "Greg." Dating service date on Valentine's Day.
13. Announcement
14. Janet Jackson clip. Donna Summer, "She Works Hard For the Money"
15. Fog. Grammys.
16. Announcement
17. Box office results.
18. U-Built-It.
19. Top of hour. Melissa Etheridge song.
20. Traffic
21. Mitch and Lisa managed to pull off surprise party. Mitch went to her house and saw that Lisa digs holes in her yard.
22. Announcement
23. "We can't have nice things." John Waite, "Missing You"
24. Prisoner escapes by making a paper mache gun.
25. Sugar Ray, "Gone Out the Window."
26. winner of the Clifford the Big Red Dog contest.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 7
February 11, 2004
6:00 - 9:00
Wednesday
KJR-FM

1. FDR speech morphs into The Bobs.
2. Announcement
3. Pat still has cold. Angela in studio, but not doing traffic. Normally at the Bank of America Tower. Democratic primary. Sonics woes.
4. Where in the world is Charlie Con Carne?
5. Weather
6. Announcement
7. Parenting author coming up: stop having sex until the kids move out.
8. Grown in Washington Chicken ad: back on the radio
9. Dr. Atkins death: was he too fat?
10. Where In the World Is Charlie Con Carne? Revealed
11. Charlie back in studio, Pat has questions.
12. More questions
13. Announcement
14. Elizabeth Lyons, author interview. Pat and Angela have questions
15. No-so-Newlywed Game coming up
16. No-so-Newlywed Game
17. Pause for a test
18. Heart, "Straight On"
19. Review of Charlie at the molten core. Brian calls, sings for Angela. (See discussion below)
20. Grown In Washington: tastes like chicken.
21. Pause for a test
22. Frank Faranti, about Groucho Marx. Teatra Zin Zani performer.
23. Announcement for "The Kinks"
24. Dear Abby letters.
25. Where in the world is Charley, replay
26. Reaction to Charlie's stunt. Wayne in Pyuallup original sayings. Dodi Manson, steamed by loopholes.


Discussion of today's show:

Lokheed
(Punk Kid Hitler)
02/11/04 07:59 AM
204.215.36.201


Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

My ears are bleeding right now. Memo to up and coming radio stalkers: calling up and singing to the woman you are fixated upon is just painful to *everyone*....


XParrot
(veteran)
02/11/04 08:01 AM
146.129.51.148


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

I expect to see Angela walking through our doors at the Courthouse after the show today to apply for a restraining order!


stan_in_lw
(Pooh-Bah)
02/11/04 08:28 AM
64.236.139.249


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

Richard Lee Cashman must be in hog-dog heaven right now.


Shmoo
(Eva Braun)
02/11/04 09:12 AM
198.81.26.41


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

Sweet Khrist, what did I miss.
You can tell me in private, I don't want to give that @$$wipe a forum.


Tootsie Plunkette
(Carpal Tunnel)
02/11/04 09:14 AM
207.173.88.130


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

I wanna know (I think) too! I had to come in to an early meeting at work today so missed most of the show (just after Charlie emerged from the earth's core).


stan_in_lw
(Pooh-Bah)
02/11/04 09:23 AM
64.236.139.249


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

Angela took the day off from traffic reporting and has bee in studio all day. She took a very active (and aggressive) role in an interview this morning.
Perhaps an audition for a permanent co-host spot?
-stan


Shmoo
(Eva Braun)
02/11/04 09:43 AM
198.81.26.41


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

I liked Angela and Pat putting it to that woman. What a stupid book idea!
Yeah, *lie* to your husband... that's not a good thing.


Mare's Nest
(Topic Killer)
02/11/04 09:55 AM
64.40.51.131


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

What? What??? I have a stupid book idea! Actually, many stupid book ideas! Did she steal my stupid book idea? What was it?!? Huh??? Huh??? Tell me!!!


Richb666
(stranger)
02/11/04 10:04 AM
24.18.94.35


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!


Quote:
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Angela took the day off from traffic reporting and has bee in studio all day. She took a very active (and aggressive) role in an interview this morning.
Perhaps an audition for a permanent co-host spot?
------------------------------------------------------------------------

While I hate to admit it, the show is getting better with the recent changes in spite of Lisa's absence. Now if Pat can burn all the Beatle Bubble Gum Songs..it may nearing perfection. To be honest I haven't been listening to the new show on my drive home as much, but I switched back the last few days and it is getting much better. With Charlie and Angela the show is much smoother and Pat has someone to work his magic and not try to carry the whole show. I hope it isn't just a tease and she does join on. In fact I planed to sent an e-mail stating that Angela and Charlie are makes a much better show.


Shmoo
(Eva Braun)
02/11/04 11:05 AM
198.81.26.41


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

It was some crap about creating a better marital relationship by *not* having sex often. She says 10 times a year is good. This author person has 3 or 4 children and is pregnant again, I think she is just trying to keep her own husband off of her.
She advocates *excuses* such as: "I think I'm getting a bladder infection" , "I'm ovulating" and distraction devices like: "Aren't the Giants playing on TV?"
A complete load of crap.


stan_in_lw
(Pooh-Bah)
02/11/04 11:25 AM
64.236.139.249


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

...and Angela called it crap immediately - at the top of her voice!


Shmoo
(Eva Braun)
02/11/04 11:35 AM
198.81.26.41


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

and I was lying in bed mentally yelling, "You tell her, Sister!"


Isaac's Grandma
(The 'Dustin Hornby' of pasting)
02/11/04 11:39 AM
66.149.158.154


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!


Quote:
------------------------------------------------------------------------
and I was lying in bed mentally yelling, "You tell her, Sister!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm lying in bed mentally right now!


That Guy in LynnwOOd
(almost anything else)
02/11/04 11:40 AM
205.153.154.129


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

I'm basically just mental.


mike in west seattle
(Haikewl Moderator)
02/11/04 11:40 AM
65.54.98.25


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

I'm not in bed, but I'm mental, and I ain't lying!


Tootsie Plunkette
(Carpal Tunnel)
02/11/04 11:45 AM
207.173.88.130


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!


Quote:
------------------------------------------------------------------------
and I was lying in bed mentally yelling, "You tell her, Sister!"
------------------------------------------------------------------------
Shouldn't that be "dentally"?


squirreldog
(journeyman)
02/11/04 11:46 AM
64.40.51.169


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

I take the Blue Diamond Almonds approach to the subject: "3 times a week, that's all I ask." ( usually said while on my knees begging.)


stan_in_lw
(Pooh-Bah)
02/11/04 11:47 AM
64.236.139.249


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

I'm mentally in bed.


Jeff R
(enthusiast)
02/11/04 11:51 AM
216.202.42.5


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

As someone who's been single and not dating for the last 12 years, I was thinking, "10 times a year? What a tramp!".


Tootsie Plunkette
(Carpal Tunnel)
02/11/04 11:54 AM
207.173.88.130


Re: Make it stop! Make it stop!!!

I'm confused... I thought this woman was going to be the guest, from what Pat said early in the show. Was it her? Or did anyone catch her name?

Edit: upon further reflection, I think she might have been the scheduled guest on the "other station" I listen to sometimes in the morning. Never mind...




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 8
February 11, 2004
6:00 - 9:00
Wednesday
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Bonnie Raitt, "Something To Talk About"
2. Mike Evans
3. Madonna, "Like a Prayer"
4. Lisa cries when pulled over for a ticket. For a woman cop Lisa might say that her uniform pants makes her butt look smaller. In Finland the fines are based on income.
5. listener query: "What kind of pants make your butt look smaller?"
6. SAG contest
7. Mitch and Lisa Nyquill ad.
8. Lingerie Football League. SAG award contest
9. Grown in Washington Chicken: Grilling chicken.
10. Top of hour. Faith Hill, "This Kiss"
11. Traffic
12. Device measures stress of caller on hold.
13. Announcement
14. Wendy Walsh: The Boyfriend Test
15. FIrst date survey: first date deal breakers
16. Deal breaker calls. (Toad the Wet Sprocket, "All I Want")
17. More deal breaker calls.
18. Coming up...
19. Hot day today, Mitch already has his halter top on.
20. More date calls
21. Stevie Nicks, "Edge of 17"
22. Narcoleptic traffic report (Lisa looses her place)
23. French woman married dead man. More first date advice: granny panties keep you a good girl. Lisa adds that she never shaves her legs for a first date, for the same reason.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 9
February 13, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Pause for a test: "Wimaway"
2. UW Sports scandal investigation. Angela: "Bittersweets" Letter to Angela, not from Brian who sang for her, but from Chad. Surf Dude, Ken and Barbie split up.
3. Where In the World Is Charlie coming up.
4. Angela's Valentine's Day, post-breakup. Caller Jeff, Barbie and Ken breakup.
5. Ratings ploy Where In the World Is Charlie coming up.
6. Announcement
7. Friday the 13th. Where In the World Is Charlie Con Carne? The gates of Hell.
8. Charlie furniture store ad parody: Fine Furniture Direct Warehouse Superstore Outlet Unlimited.
9. Charlie Brown liner
10. Janice Joplin, "Me and Bobby McGee."
11. Mitch Albom Beatles column. Charlie back from Hell.
12. Contest coming up
13. Not so Newlywed Game, Brian is supposed to play the music.
14. Friday the 13th.
15. David Bowie, "Fame"
16. Reaction to Pat goofing up the pet diary bit yesterday (not recorded). Pat tries again.
17. Announcement, with dead air
18. Kilbreath: "Rain lately like."
19. Announcement
20. Where in the world is Charlie Con Carne to be reprised. Friday the 13th superstitions. Tenor Boy: a song for the man's point of view of the true meaning of Valentine's Day.
21. e-mail from Scott, origins of Friday the 13th
22. Where In the World Is Charlie ConCarne, reprise
23. Pat's plane trip, pilot announcement.
24. Charlie back from hell. Fred Hopkins: Amazing Colossal Man (1966)





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 10
February 13, 2004
6:00 - 9:00
Friday the 13th
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Seal. "Kiss From a Rose"
2. Scary story: spontaneous combustion. Mike Evans.
3. Perfect Proposal
4. Jim Kampmann news flub: President Bush driving records. He had been "erected" once for a college prank.
5. Announcement
6. Andy Wappler and Mix sounder play simultaneously
7. Soft Cell, "Tainted Love"
8. Perfect Proposal part 2
9. The woman isn't figuring out what is going on, if she's stupid. "Why are you looking at me?"
10. Perfect Proposal Part 3, the proposal. "The hair on my legs are standing on end." Lisa practices kissing on pillows, mirrors and Coke bottles.
11. Nyquil ad
12. Toad the Wet Sprocket, "All I Want"
13. Perfect Proposal wrap-up
14. Mix sounder
15. Kissing tips.
16. Weather
17. Pet of the Week: Tex the cat.
18. Hewey Lewis & The News, "Heart & Soul"
19. Survivor update.
20. Weather
21. Shawn Colvin, "Sonny Came Home"
22. Traffic
23. Gary Skeleton wants to be Lisa's valentine.
24. Steve Winwood, "Roll With It"
25. Christine Agulara letter to Brittany Spears. Lisa had a falling out with a friend.
26. Weather
27. Perfect Proposal replay
28. Replay part 2
29. Call for No Doubt contest. Movie-oke




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 11
February 16, 2004
Monday, President's Day
6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5
(KJR recorded, but Pat on vacation)

1. Top of hour
2. Lisa has questions about who we are honoring on President's Day. Hot air balloon on freeway.
3. Stupid criminal story. Detour to Lisa's dirty car.
4. Weather
5. Avril Lavigne, "Complicated"
6. Mitch's Valentine's day. Lisa at going away party for Gary Hoffman, Lisa can't remember the station or the name of the show she was on with him. Lisa at the theater, girl behind her chewed on noisy candy at 5th Avenue theater
7. Bad Valentine's Day story: ate bad sushi
8. Top of hour
9. Ultimate Idol rules. Mitch thinks Lisa is a good singer, but she wouldn't sing at the Karaoke bar.
10. Prince, "Kiss"
11. Blue Angel for sale on E-Bay. Perfect Proposal recap.
12. Hole in Lisa's sock. Cher coming back
13. Mitch & Lisa sounder
14. Lisa got kissed, but won't say by whom. Lisa still driving on spare tire. Lisa got kissed this weekend, not by her dogs.
15. Weather
16. Top of hour. Ace of Base, "All That She Wants"
17. Mitch wanted to be a police officer.
18. Mitch's low carb diet lasted several days. The Passion of the Christ.
19. Weather
20. Leslie Miller, low carb myths (tease for her Q-13 News report).
21. Bananarama, "Cruel Summer"
22. Playing Internet games. Can Bryon identify the right celebrities at the SAG Awards? Lisa eating, choking on cracker




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 12
February 17, 2004
Tuesday, day after Woodstick.
6:00 - 9:00

1. Listener testemony Pat Cashman promo
2. Charlie Brown: "Dead air on the Pat Cashman show is intentional"
3. Announcement
4. Woodstick audio, The Ventures. Mad cow disease, Nancy. "Don't take grenades to school."
5. Promo: Pat Cashman Memorial Park. John Mellencamp, "The Authority Song"
6. Charlie's weekend: watched "Littlest Groom." A-Rod trade.
7. Charlie Brown liner
8. Announcement
9. Woodstick. Charlie's punch-card restaurant experience. Purina One ad, "Big Puff."
10. Todd Rundgren, "Bang the Drum All Day," song for contest call
11. More punch cards. "Get Back At the Man" day
12. More cards. Alan: no cards club. Surf Dude. Complaint about a store that ends in "Shack," but Charlie uses full name.
13. Charlie Brown liner
14. Weather rant, weather by corn. Old Man Weather. Angela sings "Old Man Weather." Man Googled Angela. Marky Costello, cut off
15. ...and called back
16. Charlie Brown liner
17. Announcement
18. Woodstick, Pat played drums. Rod Danz
19. Woodstick audio
20. Eddie Money, "Take Me Home Tonight"
21. Dodi Manson: Car dealers, "Giant" of the Valley. Woman goes to wrong Vancouver.
22. Woodstick, drums on "Imagine"
23. e-mail from Dennis, Grenade-gate.
24. e-mail from Bill, Woodstick made the top 10 Sportscenter items





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 13
February 17, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour.
2. Mike Evans. Tongue splitting surgery tease
3. Mitch is queasy easy. Mitch passing out in police academy. He did get his ear pierced. Lisa's spider fear.
4. Weather
5. "Pay the Rent, Collect!" Tongue splitting
6. Mitch & Lisa sounder
7. Fears
8. Alanis Morissette: "You Learn"
9. Song won't end. More tongue split. Phobias, needles.
10. Fear call: dentists
11. Mitch and Lisa teasing each other off the air. More calls. Jim Kampmann not there.
12. Jim Kampmann is there.
13. Weather
14. Throwing away socks when you still have one good one. Valentine's Day gift advice: massage.
15. More massage, call. Billy Idol, "Mony, Mony"
16. More massage
17. Top of hour
18. Traffic
19. Reaction to Mike Evans rerun
20. William Hung, clip.
21. Weather
22. Announcement
23. Lisa went to the tough school? Lisa will get Mitch back for this. Ultimate Idol call.
24. Mitch & Lisa sounder
25. More massage




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 14
February 19, 2004
6:00 - 9:00, Thursday
KJR-FM

1. Comment: Dodi Manson, Giant of the Valley (rerun)
2. Announcement
3. How are things? Howard Dean out, Democrat primary. "The Passion" Pat took Latin, was altar boy. Subtitles. Last day for Dean scream
4. Colin, comment on subtitles
5. Announcement
6. Announcement
7. Dean scream with song montage. Purina One ad
8. Are we done with the Dean scream?
9. Announce
10. VIP Club
11. Chris bit: Christopher Walken is Howard Dean.
12. Asteriod X Cell Phone. Pink Floyd, "Another Brick In the Wall"
13. e-mail from listener in England. Stan Takemoto suggestion: Dean scream with George of the Jungle. Pat gets flat tire on Evergreen Point Bridge. Pat wants to change it, Patty wants him to call AAA.
14. Brian: "Helooooooooooooooo Pat!!!" Billy Joel, "Don't Ask Me Why"
15. News update, "Hold it!!!" (Pat presses wrong button). Celebrity Mole. Ultimate Reality Show (Chris bit)
16. Azteca ad: "health conscious"
17. Joke by Joel
18. Announcement
19. Old Man Weather
20. Howard Dean speech, montage repeat.
21. Crappie Simile Theater. The Eagles, "Life In the Fast Lane"
22. No more Dean, but Surf Dude joined the VIP club.
23. Coming up...
24. "'She's standing by, Rikki Abbott"
25. Other ideas for uses for Dean scream. Ricky Abbot, not ready at the mic. "Fox Sports" over start of news.
26. Coming up...
27. Ernie Pino, Pat's Valentine's Day.
28. Flub: "It's almost 10:00. It's 8:59. That would make it almost nine."





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 15
February 19, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Weather
2. Top of hour. UB40 song
3. Mike Evans
4. Nyquil ad
5. Mix sounder with American Idol William Hung clip
6. Interview with the host of The Bachelorette.
7. Weather
8. Song: "Always"
9. Howard Dean clip.
10. Ebay breakup item
11. Announcement. "Rhymes with 'Smoskers'"
12. Traffic
13. Tuna jingle
14. Weather
15. Top of hour. Spin Doctors song
16. Lisa's tire, update. "Awards Show" party.
17. Mariners Spring Training countdown. New diet trend: carry around a lump of fat.
18. Bryon the Producer to be on red carpet at SAG Awards. Other entertainment news.
19. Man selling 867-5309 on Ebay.
20. New Mexico may require $1000 breathalyzer locks in all cars.
21. Weather
22. Top of hour
23. Captain Scott says westbound instead of eastbound.
24. Coming up...
25. Jenna Moraska from Survivor
26. Coming up...
27. Butt implants
28. Schwarzenegger to add smoking area to state capitol.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 16
February 20, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start. Charlie Brown liner
2. Fake blood. 2001 earthquake.
3. Old Man Weather on phone
4. Joke. Angela's romantic life.
5. Purina One ad.
6. Events
7. Announcement
8. Announcement. Ad comes up sooner than expected
9. Coming up: extreme makeover couple. Ricky Abbot rerun
10. Woodstick mention
11. Annuoncement
12. Corporate criminals
13. William W. Willoughby
14. Coming up...
15. Extreme Makeover. Subject interview.
16. Follow-up comments
17. Weather
18. Joe: traveling to Oregon. UW card catalog sale. Caller: extreme butt makeover.
19. Ray in Fircrest rerun: Johnny Cash & Mr. Ed
20. Porky Bickford: what are you doing?
21. Candofliargain's World of Montolabo Pameron
22. Pat's comments about "Elenor Rigby"
23. What you missed on TV. Ozzy's accident. Friends, The Apprentice. No one actually ever says "you're fired."
24. Coming up...
25. Fred Hopkins: Pat doesn't have his music ready. Talk about Woodstick. Fred is cheating, using previews. Review: "Assault of the Killer Bimbos" (1985). Fred's son Nicky doesn't like his name.
26. "The Dan Lewis Difference." Weather




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 40
Album 17
February 20, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Nyquil ad joined in progress
2. Top of hour. REM, "Losing My Religion"
3. Mitch missing sports between football and Spring Training. Mike Evans
4. George Michael, "Faith"
5. Package Rage: packages difficult to open.
6. More difficult packages: break room coffee packages. The Cars, "You Might Think"
7. Survivor
8. Coming up... Traffic
9. Top of hour
10. This day in history, 1954: Eisenhower met with aliens.
11. Mix sounder: complaint line full. Animotion, "Obsession"
12. Rhymes with Smoskars party.
13. Coming up...
14. Pet of the week, cat stepping on control board, playing audio.
15. Survivor
16. Top of hour. Roxette, "It Must Have Been Love"
17. Traffic
18. Ultimate Idol mention
19. The Apprentice, gesture.
20. Coming up...
21. Weekend Wazzup!
22. Nyquil
23. William Hung




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 1
February 23, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Fawn Johnson call rerun
2. Announcement
3. Brian back from Las Vegas. Nader for Prez. Kalakala to move to Neah Bay
4. Will the good weather continue?
5. Angela went to "The Day of the Accordion." Sex in the City finale
6. More "Sex In the CIty"
7. .38 Special, "Hold On Loosely"
8. SAG Awards. Pat doesn't want to see Charliese Theron's transformation in "Monster." Pat can't remember "West Wing" or Stockard Channing. Carl Malden.
9. Rita sings request for unknown song.
10. Announcement
11. Man vs. Beast TV show. Mark Brunett's "The Contender" boxing reality show.
12. Oscar contest setup: Great Performances: scene from "Titanic." Badfinger "No Matter What."
13. Contest, not rehearsed. Charlie supplies bubble sound effect.
14. Coming up...
15. Mike Gaustaneu, A-Rod.
16. Here's what people are saying about Once a Day...
17. Announcement
18. Announcement
19. Friends and Frasier to end. (8:17 a.m.) Onyx Steele calls. "Gettin' you out of bed..." (at 11:17 Atlanta time?) Purina One ad: "Smaller, firmer stools."
20. Old Man Weather
21. Announcement
22. PI photo, looks like a man washed up on the beach. Ralph Nader
23. Announcement
24. Charlie misses Sex In the City. Chris Cashman UPN11 ad.
25. Announcement




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 2
February 23, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Dione Farris "I Know What You're Doin'"
2. Mike Evans
3. SAG Awards. Lisa still confused about the Lord of the Rings
4. Weather
5. Coming up...
6. Mitch's weekend. Lisa's woodpecker on her chimney.
7. E-mail response to woodpecker, call. Mitch's crows as big as German shepherds.
8. Millionaire update: Mitch got through, but screwed up the first question. Natile Merchant song
9. Lisa had to burp. Lisa went to bed with her hair wet. Advice sought from Mitch and Lisa: anniversary ring upgrade.
10. Roz from Frasier sounds like Lisa? Ring calls.
11. More ring calls.
12. Weather
13. Ring call
14. Mitch played all weekend; he has never heard of The Ant and The Grasshopper. "Award Show" party
15. More ring.
16. Weather
17. Top of hour
18. Unguarded Krispy Kremes in the lobby, but Lisa can't have any of them.
19. Coming up...
20. Madonna, "You Hold The Key"
21. Lisa "expressed her art" (danced). Sex In the City finale, Lisa plugs her ears and sings the whole time.
22. Weather
23. Still no food service on the ferries. Ultimate Idol.
24. Announcement
25. Mitch played all weekend, so Lisa reads to Mitch the Ant and The Grasshopper. "You are the grasshopper!"




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 3
February 25, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

KJR adding audio clips to its website? This was brought up on the Pat Pack for this day, but I didn't hear it here.

1. Dodi Manson rerun: Ferry food
2. Coming up..
3. "The Passion" discussion. Pat calls Brian "Jeff"
4. Jeff mistake explained
5. Announcement
6. "The Passion of the Christ," Brian interviews. Discussion.
7. Rich call. Joe Cocker, "She Came In Through the Bathroom Window"
8. Clear Channel edict comes down. Pat was about to be a shock jock, but Clear Channel wants responsible programming.
9. Charlie Brown liner. Doobie Brothers, "It Keeps You Runnin'"
10. "Passion" discussion. William Coates passing, talk with his younger brother (Chris). More "Passion" discussion. Great Performances coming up: "A Few Good Men."
11. Contest still coming up
12. Contestants: Pat and Murphy. They both perform poorly.
13. "Howard Dean" tries movie line. Purina One ad, Big Puff speaks in the studio.
14. Contest recap: not-so Great Performances.
15. Traffic coming up
16. Oscar gift packs for already rich movie stars. Grace, yesterday's winner, calls back.
17. e-mail for Ricky Abbot: "Are you a man or a woman?"
18. Announcement
19. Water pouring sound plays during "Born In the USA."
20. Old Man Weather. Safe deposit box auction, interview.
21. Charlie Brown liner
22. Announcement
23. The Passion discussion, interviews
24. Announcement
25. Old Man golf joke, Pat flubs it. "What did I say?"
26. Weather [tape ended]




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 4
February 25, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Paula Cole, "I Don't Wanna Wait"
2. Mike Evans
3. Ah Ha, "Take On Me"
4. Hollywood breakups
5. Weather
6. Matchbox Twenty, "Unwell"
7. Chaka Kahn, "I Feel For You"
8. Breakups review, number one breakup
9. Missy pooped in the laundry room. Oscar plans.
10. News: $2.75 gas this summer? (The prediction was a year early.)
11. Top of hour
12. Traffic
13. Coming up.
14. Ultimate Idol: Bill Thomson and Benji.
15. Prince coming to town
16. "Pay the Rent Collect." Boy with leukemia, Mitch and Lisa get him a laptop immediately.
17. Caller reactions to laptop.
18. Weather: temerature climbing rapidly
19. Top of hour
20. Traffic
21. Coming up...
22. Coming up...
23. Ad that Mitch hates: Quiznoes sock puppets.
24. More Quiznoes. Quiznoes web forum comments.
25. Station promotional events
26. Pat Cashman on Mix and KJR simultaneously!




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 5
March 1, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Unintelligible Theater
2. Announcement
3. Oscar recap. Pat saw Toots Tielman
4. Announcement
5. Coming up: traffic
6. Haiti coup. Oscar clips (Billy and Nancy)
7. ZZ Top, "Legs"
8. Pat is mopey. More Oscar clips: Sean Penn is mopey.
9. Pure Crap of the '60s & '70s
10. It's 7:07, Boeing time.
11. Tales of Wells Fargo. Crime Watch
12. Pause for a test
13. Top Petty, "Don't Do Me Like That"
14. Oscar clip. Brad Beagleman, middle names
15. Cheap Chicken Day
16. Tracy Conway in studio, talk about Almost Live cardiac arrest
17. Once a Day, Vulcan Class... now available in pill form
18. Charlie Brown liner: Paula's Piercings
19. Don Henley, "End of the Innocence"
20. No phone calls this morning -- the phone system is not working. Stupid Report, Pat plays wrong music. Auditioning new weather reporter: art student.
21. Angela doesn't get channel 4, doesn't have cable. Oscar recap: Will Ferrell and Jack Black song
22. Announcement
23. Billy Crystal clips, Robin Williams clip.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 6
March 1, 2004
Monday, post-Oscars
6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. No coffee in the break room
2. Mike Evans
3. Joan Rivers red carpet. Will Ferrell and Jack Black song.
4. Song
5. Mitch flub: "Lord of the Wings"
6. Forbes richest people
7. Lisa Events & Adventures ad
8. Mix sounder with Oscar clips
9. Movie Awards Party. Nolan locks his keys in his car.
10. Top of hour
11. Thunderbirds teddy bear toss
12. Cher song
13. Advice for friend in Atlanta, dating two women.
14. More Awards Party, clips.
15. Bryon the Bachelor tonight. Mitch's problem at ATM, nicked for $100.
16. Lisa demotes Bryon to intern, is still confused when Mitch tries to explain. Seal, "Kiss From a Rose"
17. Traffic
18. Oscar comments
19. Announcement
20. Terms of endearment between Mitch and Captain Scott. More Oscars. Billy Crystal song clip.
21. Coming up...
22. Wisconsin yearbook photo bill.
23. Dawn detergent ad read
24. Entertainment news, Martha Stewart. Mitch took the Who Wants To Be a Millionaire test.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 7
March 2, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Old cigarette ad: L&M
2. Announcement
3. New expensive public potties open today. Pat knows about secret locking toilet in Downtown Seattle. Ferry food service to resume. Zoo Doo. Kalakala must go! Segue to Roscoes ad, grand re-opening sale.
4. Weather
5. Woman reunited with separated six-year-old daughter. Average Joe, Fabio twist.
6. Kathy Ireland on your team
7. Announcement
8. Jake Moe. Putazone
9. Pat O'Cashman Cruise ad.
10. "Helloooooooo Pat!"
11. Announcement
12. Cruise. Giant of the Valley interview replay. Pixi dust makes you fly, not makes you bigger like he claimed.
13. Brian sent out to report on public toilet, but it's fenced and padlocked. Jefferson Airplaine, "Somebody To Love
14. Brian reporting at another toilet, it's occupied. Replay of Marky Costello Oscar predictions. Batted 1000. Pat reneges on his bet. Awards recap.
15. Brian finally found a toilet. It already stinks. "John" Lennon, "Instant Karma"
16. Brian back in studio, with detailed and graphic report on the quality of the bathrooms. Pat says the time is 10:00
17. Announcement
18. Public Service Announcement
19. Brian sent out again
20. Mars rover. Kalakala leaving or not? KJR-FM now the news leader. Purina One: Peanut Neukum
21. Weather
22. Kalakala report still coming up
23. Phone problems. Brian report: he says the Kalakala is leaving.
24. Tenor Boy Kalakala song. (Replay from September 25, 2003)
25. Public Service Announcement. Joe Walsh, "Rocky Mountain Way"
26. Angela flubs Jack In the Box sponsor. NASA Mars announcement bit.
27. Call requesting information about Kalakala times and tides.






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 8
March 2, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Yearbook photos. Natalie Merchant song
2. Lisa loopy from dental surgery. Looking at yearbook from 1979. Mitch drove over wet paint. Mike Evans
3. Mix sounder. EMF, "Unbelievable"
4. Mitch tries to avoid direct manual methods of scraping his windshield. This morning he waited four minutes with the defroster and the wipers. Lisa gets to eat pudding and ice cream for medical procedures. Yearbook photos, Wisconsin law. Study for eating dinner with or without the TV.
5. Announcement
6. Coming up... Kenny Loggins, "Footloose"
7. Best/worst cities in the world.
8. Announcement
9. Food service to return to ferries. Kalakala. Lisa dental surgery, she shows Mitch the tooth. Cow bone in her head.
10. Top of hour
11. Dating and friend swapping, survey. Lisa and another couple switched and married each other.
12. Whitesnake "Here I Go Again" (original UK version, not the hit U. S. remix)
13. Ultimate Idol winner.
14. Announcement
15. Bryon the Bachelor clips; was late and talking on his cell phone
16. Pat Victoria Clipper ad
17. More on dental surgery.
18. Dental surgery. Oscar red carpet: Joan River's face a little tight. Hung clip from American Idol.
19. Top of hour
20. Traffic
21. Coming up...
22. Lisa's doctor's orders: eat pudding and ice cream, and no exercise for two days. Lisa's bike. Mitch's exercise equipment.
23. Prince, "1999"
24. "Pay the Rent Collect." Captain Scott to check the Kalakala? Nursery rhymes with hidden sexual meanings. "Goosey Goosey Gander."
25. The Egg-Stractor




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 9
March 3, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

3. Replay of Marky Costello Oscar prediction
2. News: McDonald's to end Supersizing
3. Confused listener asks for Nate, AC/DC.
4. Water on Mars? Mixed up PI headline: "Beef recall four times that reported." Yesterday's Brian Kalakala report was in error
5. Announcement
6. Weather
7. Boat cruise. More Brian fallout
8. Underpants Crafters
9. Traffic with dramatic music. No more supersizing for McDonald's. Brian can redeem himself by reporting at McDonald's. They tell Brian to use drive-thru.
10. Caller suggestion: shock collar for Brian.
11. Pat tests the microphones. The expensive guest microphone sounds worse than the cheaper regular mic. Brian update.
12. "Expecting a report from Brian, the on-the-ropes intern."
13. Pat Cashman sounder, "Squeezin' music outa here like..."
14. Brian report, drive-thru speaker inaudible. Angela reads about the McDonald brothers. Angela's friend Wendy in Poland. Stairclimb for Leukemia.
15. Brian goes to Burger King, it is closed.
16. Announcement
17. Water on Mars. Life on other planets.
18. Random phone call that has nothing to do anything we've been talking about this morning. Martian song.
19. More Martian song.
20. Pat calls Angela the Grim Reaper. More on expensive microphone. Pinhead Report: man grabs dead woman's breast.
21. Announcement. "It's..."
22. More Brian fallout, hasn't come back yet. (Pat says they told Brian not to use the drive-thru, but on Track 9 they DID tell him to use the drive-thru.) Brian calls.
23. Purina One ad
24. Crapily Rehearsed Theater
25. ZZ Top, "Sharp Dressed Man"
26. Pat to fire Brian, but Pat is worried he's a big softy
27. Announcement





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 10
March 3, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Prince, "Rasberry Beret"
4. Oscar recap: worst dressed person: Uma Thurman.
5. Announcement
6. Kalakala didn't move yesterday.
7. Daytona Beach Bike Week, Mitch in leather chaps. Topless protest.
8. Ready for Patrick Warburton, but booked for next week. McDonald's phasing out Supersizing. (Talked about simultaneously on KJR.)
9. Top of hour.
10. Lisa tooth update. Comment Line calls.
11. REM, "Losing My Religion"
12. Ultimate Idol, two contestants are friends and coworkers.
13. Avrial Levine song
14. Bryon the Bachelor: late again, speeding ticket.
15. Lisa's dental procedure: stitch came out. Man sues dentist for removing part of mustache.
16. Top of hour. Allanis Moresette song
17. Traffic
18. Coming up...
19. Seal, "Crazy"
20. Democratic primary. Mitch's yearbook photo, Lisa laughs at it. (When this was played at the Union Bay warehouse, everyone went quiet trying to figure out what that noise of Lisa laughing was.)
21. Heather Stark news clip
22. Coming up...
23. More Daytona Beach topless protest. Martha Stewart trial.
24. Supersizing gone.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 11
March 4, 2004
Thursday 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Scanning the dial
2. Weather. "Aw, nuts!"
3. Brian three minutes late, eating Coca-Roos. Gay marriages. Asbestos deaths
4. Pat likes Elton John's first album
5. Announcement
6. Pat and Angela to participate in Bank of America stairclimb. Mike call, proposed on the radio last night
7. Pat with a Kink in his throat. Mike calls back. Jack Webb "Try a Little Tenderness." Brian's video project.
8. Experience Music Project Beatles exhibit
9. Fine Furniture Direct Warehouse Superstore Outlet Unlimited ad. Charlie Brown liner
10. Announcement
11. Pat drinks Diet Shasta Caffeine-Free Cream Soda. More on Brian's project, Debbie call. Pat R's suggestions: life of a cigarette.
12. Non-announcement. "I'm not going to tell you the name of that group."
13. Irish cruise. More suggestions for Brian's video: investigative reports from Pat Alder: who is the Freemont Troll and where are the Locks for Ballard? Pat at Costco, has to duck talking to men about his car.
14. Charlie Brown liner
15. Jock itch ad: Putazone C
16. Pat Cashman cant' think of anything to say.
17. Meet the author: Interesting Facts About Washington.
18. Charlie Brown liner
19. Coming up...
20. Brian Bowers "The Scottsman." Scan the radio dial (rerun)
21. Purina One ad
22. 1-800-THE-BUTT. Leukemia climb practice, dramatic recreation.
23. Coming up: making cocktails on the radio!
24. Cam mention. He's a Blackhawk pilot in Alaska. Ernie Pino, drinks. 25 in 25.
25. Charlie Brown, with a disclaimer one normally finds at the end of a production.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 12
March 4, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Allanis Moresette song
2. Mike Evans, prerecorded
3. American Idol
4. Two staffers out sick.
5. Madonna, "Borderline"
6. Breakup service story coming up
7. Breakup Service.com
8. Call on Breakup Service.
9. Mitch and Lisa breakup stories. Lisa consults "How To Heal the Hurt Through Hating."
10. Dawn detergent
11. Top of hour
12. Story: Mitch's ex calls as part of her therapy to tell him all the bad things he has done.
13. More breakup calls.
14. Pat and Patty Cashman Amtrak Cascades/Clipper Vacations ad.
15. Coming up...
16. Bryon the Bachelor, date at The Old Spaghetti Factory. Did they reenact the spaghetti eating scene from The Lady and the Tramp? Bryon showed up on time this time.
17. e-mail request.
18. Bird dookie on the freeway cam.
19. Weather
20. Top of hour, the nude wonder coming up. Chumbawumba "Tubthumping."
21. Traffic
22. Dawn power detergent
23. "Big Yellow Taxi" cover version
24. Richard Hatch interview, Lisa does not like him at first.
25. Statistically proven unreasonable fears.
26. Richard Hatch clip on Mitch & Lisa sounder
27. New nickel; Lisa thought George Washington is on the nickel.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 13
March 5, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Think Smart, and Succeed
2. Brian is 10 minutes late. He's late for the sixth time.
3. Pat won't talk about Brian being late. Angela says, "That dumbass!" Politics. Angela finds out about David Horsey at Frye Museum. Pat has the original of the cartoon featuring Pat.
4. Announcement
5. Stairclimb. Bookbeat: The Sensitive Man
6. Jake Moe, not Ernie, as Pat at first called him.
7. Pat liked "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World" when he was a kid. During the Jonathan Winters service station scene, Pat fell out of his chair. Pat thinks he might not think it's funny now. Pat is a luddite when it comes to digital pictures. Brian finally calls in, has a fever of 100.
8. More "Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World," call.
9. Rosie: "To Old to Cut the Mustard"
10. "Take the Money and RUN!!!"
11. Barbecue Butt Rub. Rod Danz e-mail for Woodstick. Pat plays "Suzy Q."
12. Charlie Brown liner: Oily Discharge
13. Angela not there. E-mail from Patty asking where she can find the movies Fred Hopkins reviews. More on late Brian. Pat practiced calling in sick for work. Caller: "Ode To the Intern."
14. Paul Simon, "Kodachrome"
15. Interesting Facts About Washington State
16. Don Henley, "Boys of Summer"
17. Promo: cheap vs. expensive microphones. (Adapted from March 3 show.)
18. Announcement
19. Song request: "Rubber Biscuit." Purina One.
20. Call from "Stuart." Charlie Brown liner
21. No Fred. Rose and Cat, Girl Scout Cookies. Stereo experiment: Pat puts each on separate speaker (recorded in mono). Commercial plays instead of news AND Angela says "Fox Sports"
22. Announcement
23. Comment line calls: caller thinks show is starting to sound like the old Pat Cashman show. More on late Brian, never showed up.
24. "Earl" call, show is crap.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 14
March 5, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour fragment
2. Mike Evans
3. Nolan back, Lisa wants to show him her tooth. Richard Hatch interview rerun.
4. Dawn power disolver
5. Coming up...
6. Tall people suing to use airplane exit rows.
7. Study on overweight women income disparity.
8. Top of hour. Proclaimers "I'm Gonna Be (500 Miles)"
9. Call on Lisa's tooth. Cow bone implant.
10. Drew Barrymore took camera phone into Victoria's Secret changing room for pictures for her boyfriend.
11. Pet of the Week: Hoss the cat. Lisa is allergic to cats.
12. Coming up... J. Geils Band, "Centerfold"
13. Bryon the Bachelor
14. Announcement
15. Survivor calls
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Lisa's eye red from cat hair. Still more Survivor.
19. Weekend Wazzup! Overly important introduction music.
20. Announcement
21. Mitch buys cologne.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 15
March 8, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. "What's goin' on" caller joke
2. "It's Lovin' Time" Hall & Oates, "You Make My Dreams"
3. Pat oils the equipment. Angela's tango class
4. "Bangs are back"
5. Announcement
6. Lighter in the morning, until Daylight Savings Time. Pat participated in TV pilot shoot in Maple Valley. Reality show for building a catapult and tossing a piano. Pat's neighbor wants Pat to get a mailbox uniform with the rest of the immediate neighborhood.
7. KJR-FM sounder, with added sound effect
8. Supertramp, "Girlfriend"
9. The making of the pan crashing sound effect.
10. Weather. Coming up...
11. More mailbox, other quirks of Pat's neighbor. Phone calls, Miki Another caller: make mailbox look like part of the human anatomy.
12. Mailbox e-mails. Neil Young, "Heart of Gold"
13. Angela goes to a clown's yard sale. Comparing today's weather forecasts. Irish cruise. Will they see any marine life? Squids are hanging out at the bottom, just like Pat's shorts.
14. Dead air. Caller calls for Evening Magazine secret phrase. Stair climb
15. Car joke by the "What's goin' on" girl.
16. Announcement
17. Nicknames for Angela. Ray from Tacoma e-mail idea: get men to bid on the chance to carry Angela up a flight of stairs. Sopranos season opener, clip. Pat buys Lenin's body (classic bit)
18. Jake Moe with Nancy
19. Cruise e-mail, wants Pat to come up with some dirty "leprechauns." Pat doesn't figure out that the sender substituted that word for the word "limerick." Denny's food is "dang good." Pinhead Report: man shoots himself with nail gun.
20. Errant audio at the end of song.
21. "Another One Rides the Bus" Billy Graham is the traffic sponsor, but Angela tells listeners to "Go to the bank or do the laundry." Lying, Martha Stewart. SNL clip.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 16
March 8, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. The Romatics, "What I Like About You"
2. Out of good coffee in breakroom. Mike Evans, prerecorded
3. Lou Vega, "Mambo #5"
4. Mars photos: Mars bunny.
5. News, not weather
6. Mix sounder, sounds kind of like the American Home Equity Mortgage guy
7. Mitch to get a dirty, smelly, powerful gas mower to replace his electric. Traffic: a "big moon" to the west. Martha Stewart update.
8. Bryon The Bachelor update. Jim Kampmann has news right off the wire: Martha Stewart's show is canceled on her New York City affiliate, and "may be" canceled on other stations. This is no more than what Mitch just said a few minutes before.
9. Dawn power dissolver
10. Top of hour. The Police, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic"
11. Selling naming rights for the area under the Hollywood sign. Bought by the makers of an alcoholic beverage that wants to make it the official Los Angeles drink for those 21 and over.
12. Mitch tries to put together a gazebo in his back yard. Bryon the Bachelor review.
13. Patrick Hammer and Pat Cashman say "Forecast" simultaneously
14. Alanis Moriessette "Ironic."
15. Bryon the Bachelor finale.
16. Mowing over dog toys. 11 year old reunited with mother after 11 years.
17. Top of hour. Naked Eyes, "Always Something There To Remind Me"
18. Tease for Lisa conflict at Crest theater.
19. Mitch says Mike Evans was "live from Hollywood," even though this was the same prerecorded segment they played earlier, and Mike didn't even interact with anyone. Coming up...
20. Coming up...
21. Lisa conflict at theater: "Mmmmmm..."
22. Bob the Bachelor in studio
23. Dawn power dissolver
24. Bob the Bachelor sings song.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 17
March 9, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. What's goin' on woman car joke. Steve Winwood, "If You See a Chance"
2. Angela: stupid ex-boyfriend. Someone's back, but "Charlie" isn't back. Chris Cashman comes out.
3. Dead air
4. Announcement
5. Cowlicks. "Rent-Willa" Dodging cookie sales at the supermarket. Israeli art student sale story.
6. Pause for a test (James Brown)
7. Announcement
8. Spaulding Gray RIP. Wine waters open wine with simple corkscrews. Overused phrases: "Traction" and "At the end of the day...." Call with unbleeped word. (I'm sure she meant to say "city" waiter.)
9. "It is 7:11, Slurpee Time"
10. Announcement
11. Kalakala leaving, Brian to go out again.
12. Jake Moe
13. Chicago song
14. Corkscrew answer
15. Chris is adopted? Marky Costello
16. Coming up...
17. Involuntary Urination
18. Kalakala update. Ricky Abbot report, has cold
19. Announcement
20. Journey, "Any Way You Want It"
21. Brian Kalakala report. Pat's ethical dilemma: he's invited to courtside tickets to see the Sonics as part of the Almost Live cast for Retro Night, but he should stay by his wife's side after her surgery.
22. Green Things Nursery
23. Announcement
24. Osean back. Replay of jail clip.
25. Announcement for 10 In a Row. Pat Cashman sounder with Rickky Abbott.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 41
Album 18
March 9, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5 (scratchy reception)

1. Top of hour, joined in progress
2. Mike Evans. Bigfoot story coming up. Lisa always thought of him as the gentile giant
3. Something set off Mitch's motion sensor. Bigfoot update: 1966 film may be a hoax.
4. "Tell them Lisa Foster sent you"
5. Dear Abbey. Lingerie from husband's parent's, reactions
6. Dawn power disolver
7. Lingerie call
8. Mitch's gazebo fix. Best dressed list, Lisa tears it up. Mitch: "We can't have nice things."
9. Top of hour
10. Supersizing. Sex In the City movie update.
11. Ultimate Idol winner.
12. Comment line calls, Mitch sings a jingle for it. Inquiry on Mitch's southern accent.
13. Possible Southern accent reference to American Home Equity Mortgage announcer.
14. Lisa has questions about American Idol host/judge rotation.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Mike Evans must have been in the minibar.
18. Language usage, Mitch used a dangling modifier and it threw Lisa off. Gay sheep. This leads to another language issue: does "sheep" describe all the species, or just the females?
19. Caller correction.
20. Mitch wants a catcy jingle for the comment line.
21. Other names for male/female/young animals of a species. Of sheep, Lisa says, "Buck, ewe." Mitch tells her to be careful.
22. Annoucement
23. Mitch's gay cat Frank. Call: sex-changing tad poles.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 1
March 10, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Dos Boys, "Signs"
2. Announcement
3. Chris got to go to Sonics game in place of Pat. Americans getting too fat
4. Brian Kalakala update.
5. Sid & Marty Kroft shows. "Love and Marriage" / "Same-Sex Marriage" parody song
6. Jake Moe: "Smooth as a baby's..."
7. Traffic
8. Billy Joel, "Big Shot"
9. Junk e-mail, "In-Large," Chris parody ad
10. Announcement
11. Announcement
12. Pinhead Report: One million dollar bill, interview with Marshall Hunt.
13. Call from Marshal Hunt's brother Michael
14. Announcement, yell
15. What does a seven second delay sound like? "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
16. "The Art of the Professional Interview."
17. Pause for a test. BTO, "You Ain't Seen Nothin' Yet"
18. Polar bear root canals, Dramatic Recreation.
19. Continued
20. Continued
21. Continued
22. Breaking news: fire. Boston, "Piece of Mind"
23. Brian breaking news: fire in Downtown Seattle.
24. Fire update
25. TV coverage of fire. Angela turns on her mic to say "Whoops!" during sponsor. Delay song, try again. Chris actually sings in harmony with himself this time.
26. e-mail: Pat confused about delay.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 2
March 10, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. American Idol
4. Orchestral Manouvers In the Dark, "If You Leave"
5. Patrick Warburton interview
6. Post-interview comments
7. Traffic. Ultimate Idol coming up.
8. Top of hour. Pat Benetar, "Hit Me With Your Best Shot"
9. Fat kills
10. Ultimate Idol
11. Weather
12. Dishwalia, "Counting Blue Cars"
13. Janet and Justin Timberlake dolls.
14. Mitch flub: parade in Downtown "Atlanta." Arthur's comment line call played: Union Bay tone.
15. Weather
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Coming up...
19. City University spot, Lisa reads outdated ad copy for deadline the previous Monday. Coffee expert.
20. More coffee expert
21. Announcement
22. National anthem. Tonya Harding hockey.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 3
March 11, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Chris "Row, Row, Row Your Boat" replay (of first attempt).
2. Annoucement
3. Jake Moe. Viacom channels removed from Dish yesterday. Pat's dream: at Clear Channel boss's home. Construction in room next to Angela.
4. Announcement
5. Reaction to infomercial column, Lassie column.
6. Announcement
7. Announcement
8. Announcement
9. Purdy inmates listen to Pat. How many are going on cruise?
10. Weather
11. Instructional record on how to be a disk jockey.
12. Promo: office refrigerator.
13. Clarence "Frogman" Henry, with observations.
14. Heart, "Magic Man"
15. Big climb, Rick poem: "Ode to the Chubby Butt."
16. Pat yells "Yeah!" in reaction to weather
17. Joe: convince my wife to come on the Irish Cruise.
18. Pat an hour ahead of himself, thought it was time for Ernie Pino. Dodi Manson: cheeseburger bill.
19. "Movin' out"
20. Flem's Carpet Scraps (Chris parody ad)
21. Darrell's Cheap Car
22. What pier will the boat take off from Friday? Weather: Derek from Sigma Phi. Caller called Pat "Trashcan." Start topic on nicknames. Story: Chris was called "Geeker."
23. Nickname call
24. More nickname calls, Katie and her dad "Underwear Man."
25. Announcement
26. Announcement
27. The Kinks, "You Really Got Me"
28. Ernie Pino spells his name, no "t." Boomtown Cafe potato drop. Pat is going off Atkins a little.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 4
March 11, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Kim Carnes, "Betty Davis Eyes"
2. Mike Evans
3. Mitch's zit. Talking like Mushmouth on Fat Albert. Fat Albert movie. American Idol.
4. Room at Lisa's house full of dog toys. Lisa's dogs spoiled. Mitch thought the grand marshall for the St. Patrick's Day parade was from Safeway, not Safeco. Ads in space.
5. EAS test.
6. Announcement
7. Ultimate Idol
8. Top of hour
9. Mitch's friend done with men. Lisa: "We can pleasure ourselves." Mitch: "Hello. Mornin'."
10. More swearing off men, calls
11. Still more swearing off men
12. Dating men: train analogy.
13. Top of hour
14. Traffic. "Don't say 'mimeograph.'"
15. Coming up...
16. Lisa time flub. Volvo car for women. Mitch can't say what name he would call it.
17. Ace of Base, "I Saw the Sign"
18. REM, "The One I Love"
19. Two fast food employees take bubble bath in sink. Janet Jackson doll.
20. Macy Gray, "I Tried"
21. Traffic
22. Dawn power dissolver





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 5
March 12, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Ray in Fircrest, Dracula impression
2. Lori request: Zager & Evans, "In the Year 2525"
3. Spain terror attack. Irish cruise itinerary
4. Pat taking a pause to reflect, or so he claims.
5. Announcement
6. Irish jokes
7. Announcement
8. Weather
9. Kenny Loggins, "I'm Alright"
10. Brian Challenge first broached. Angela calls it "Do You Wanna Kick Brian's Ass?" (Brian actually encourages a competitive person to challenge him, unlike his stance later on March 15.)
11. More challenge details, prizes if the challenger wins. If Brian loses, he will get his head shaved.
12. Pillsbury Doughboy interview
13. "7:11, Slurpee Time"
14. Ricky Abbot. Pat struggles with Angela's name: "Li, Li... uh, Angela." "St. Pantrick's Day."
15. Some old "heart."
16. Lassie was exciting once, but looks fakey today (column). No TV shows have quicksand anymore.
17. Making fun of American Home Equity Mortgate announcer
18. Flym's Carpet Scraps
19. Announcement
20. Traffic. Leprechaun song.
21. Announcement
22. The Outer Limits theme. Billy Joel, "Piano Man"
23. Pat mentions Angela saying "Fox Sports" over previous song. The Cars, "Best Friend's Girlfriend"
24. Cruise information. "Hey What Are You Doin'" with Porky Bickford.
25. Gordon Lightfoot, "Carefree Highway"
26. More Brian challenge. No challengers have called in. Ricky Abbott rerun.
27. Announcement
28. Weather
29. Announcement
30. Fred Hopkins. Northern Soul Convention. Atomic Submarine (1955)





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 6
March 12, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour, joined in progress
2. Mike Evans
3. Announcement
4. Cool cars from TV and movies. Girl Scout cookies.
5. Introducing news.
6. Coming up...
7. Survivor
8. Coming up...
9. Loud cell phone user at restaurant with Mitch. Mitch says parade in "Downtown Atlanta" again.
10. Top of hour. The Human League, "Don't You Want Me"
11. Lunar Embassy, selling property on the Moon.
12. More Moon, caller
13. TLC, "Waterfalls"
14. Coming up...
15. Pet of the Week: Peteie the puppy.
16. Mitch needs a Friday song
17. Funniest people ranking
18. Top of hour. Billy Joel, "You May Be Right" (played opposite KJR playing "Piano Man.")
19. Traffic
20. Hate mail for Lisa tease (but not followed up before nine).
21. Water to be shut off in building soon? Jim Kampmann doesn't like Mitch and Lisa talking about Honey Buckets.
22. Lisa is so concerned about bathroom arrangements that she wondered where the people on Gilligan's Island went. Bryon, on vacation, phones in Weekend Wassup!
23. E-mail: Lunar landing was faked.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 7
March 15, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Ray in Fircrest, Chicago immitation
2. Announcement
3. Irish Cruse. Pat bailed out of dancing. The rules have changed again: good cholesterol/bad cholesterol. Bad creamer in the KJR kitchen. Like little stink bombs going off, but Chris will finish his cup anyway.
4. Announcement
5. Angela sneezes during a report. Seattle Times picture of a runner who seems "excited" about running.
6. Announcement
7. Gas prices. NCAA playoffs. Pat's dad made him try out for sports every year, and every year Pat was cut. Chris was encouraged to attend the orientation for the dive team, and made the paper for it. Purina One.
8. It's Lovin' Time
9. Angela went to school in Tri-Cities. High school lunches. Pat's brother runs lunch program. Chris would buy two lunches in grade school. Ran for student body president (and won) to sell candy after lunch. Brian's stair climb challenge
10. Weather
11. Eddie Money, "Take Me Home Tonight"
12. Stair climb. Is Bob Case the leader? Brian challenge. Rick Hanson has commandeered the comment line. At events, people go for the gum. Challenge e-mails: from a marathon runner and from a 9-year-old.
13. Caller Earl, Pat is still playing crap. Offers challenge to Brian.
14. Blankenhurn's Speaking Dynamics School
15. Conducting a test.
16. Announcement
17. Update on Erica, the sight impaired fan of Pat and caller on the Buzz. Now listening in Japan after midnight, has school lunch comment. Brian challenge update, training schedule: finals, St. Patrick's Day. Brian's last name is "Manus."
18. Join Pat in Harrison Hot Springs
19. More Brian challenge, Joseph. Analysis of Batman theme song.
20. Tom Petty, "Refugee"
21. Cruise mention. More challenges: James Tate.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 8
March 15, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Mitch: "Five for Hiteing." Hollywood slang.
4. Aviral Levine song
5. Enya, "Orinoco Flow"
6. "Orinoco Flow" sounds like a medical condition. Donald Trump's hair on Larry King Live.
7. Sugar Ray song
8. Lisa's pre-St. Patrick's Day weekend. Went to C-C's, but could barely see-see. Donald Trump dance mix. Jim Capman not there.
9. They found Jim!
10. Top of hour
11. Computers are dirtier than toilets.
12. Northwest Women's Show. American Idol odds.
13. Announcement
14. Toupets for bald men, live rabbit.
15. More Toupets
16. Traffic
17. Top of hour
18. Mitch finally got new gas mower, abandoning environmentalism.
19. Coming up...
20. Lisa's abandoned bicycle. More Toupet.
21. More Toupet, calls
22. Custom scents. Brittany Spears, Lisa Foster.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 9
March 16, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Pat sounds a little tense?

1. "What are you don'" clip
2. Swinging things off here
3. Battery Street Tunnel and Western Avenue on-ramp. Mad Cow disease. Purina One ad
4. Chicago, "Only the Beginning."
5. Planetoid found. Pat sings along with the Star Trek theme. FDA to set standards for "low carb" claims.
6. Weather
7. Announcement
8. Brian likes Eddie Money. Brian challenge update. Brian still wants to challenge the 9-year-old.
9. Drunk tractor-driving nun.
10. Pause for a test
11. Announcement
12. Qwest help desk had called Pat about his area code question. Things people must say on their jobs. Ad pitches. Brian gives KJR tour
13. Call
14. Announcement
15. More spiel, Angela as Santa helper.
16. Announcement
17. More calls. Marky Costello, Courtney Love
18. ZZ Top, "Viva, Las Vegas"
19. Random bits of audio (including Ray from Fircrest) then dead air.
20. Announcement
21. Milk drinking song. Pat thinks he's screwing up today. E-mail from Pat Alder. Pat Cashman doesn't get it. He can't wait for his alarm to go off.
22. Startin' over
23. Announcement
24. Rats in apartments. Climb challenge: Brad.
25. Stupid news: Soldier "having his way" with a donkey.
26. Harrison Hot Springs promo
27. Movie preview offer


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Willy
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Reged: 04/28/00
Posts: 628
Loc: Edmonds, WA
Pat in NY???
#56001 - 03/16/04 09:34 AM (199.168.32.10)
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Was that your story Pat was reading on the air he said he didn't understand??
Of course, Angela TOTALLY understood!
I found it amusing when Chris told him to "wrap it up!"

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Reged: 08/12/03
Posts: 41
Loc: Poughkeepsie, NY
Re: Pat in NY??? [Re: Willy]
#56005 - 03/16/04 03:05 PM (141.149.109.17)
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"Fraid so...I followed it with a phone call attempting to clarify anything I said in that e-mail. Pat asked where was it that I DID live and I told him Poughkeepsie, New JERSEY???!!! shee!
It was nice yakking at him. He just asked questions about where I lived, why I lived in Tacoma ( someone has to) and how do I like NY.
But I indeed, am in on a practical joke. I'm just glad I didn't say WHERE! Angela understood well!
Pat
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"Expect the unexpected. He does." ( From "Buckaroo Banzai-- Adventures in the 8th Dimension")




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 10
March 16, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Soliciting winners for Irish party in studio. Is this Irish music? Lisa can do the Riverdance
4. Announcement
5. Seal, "Don't Cry"
6. Study on short women.
7. Cardigans, "Love Fool"
8. New planet discovered? Differences between planets and planetoids?
9. Top of hour. Lisa has no children "that I know of."
10. How to tell if your children are plotting to kill you. Lisa won't say what fine publication she got this from.
11. Ultimate Idol
12. American Idol predictions
13. Red eye gravy and grits. Martha Stewart update.
14. Top of hour
15. Traffic
16. Coming up...
17. Tou-pet revisited. Tootsie call, was in London recently.
18. Comment line call
19. Northwest Women's Show




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 11
March 17, 2004
6:00 - 9:00
Wednesday, St. Patrick's Day
KJR-FM

1. Ray in Fircrest: Arnold and Sigfield
2. Announcement
3. Angela can sing, but won't tour. Angela doesn't use traffic cliches. Expensive, elaborate weddings. Ed Hume's son is in a heavy metal band.
4. KJR-FM to carry a Husky basketball game
5. Weather
6. Surf Dude sings! "Did you know" bit about St. Patrick's Day

stan_in_lw
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Reged: 10/13/00
Posts: 2143
Loc: Land of Big Hair

Re: TOTMTY [Re: LuffingSails]
#56013 - 03/17/04 06:35 AM (64.236.138.22)

YIKES!
Anybody hear SurfDude this morning? Wow! Mellow out, man.

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I switched the maid to superhits of the 60s and 70s on 95.7 KJR-FM!

7. Putazone. Chicago, "Feelin' Stronger Every Day"
8. High school teacher uses knife to defend his Krispy Kremes.
9. Foreigner's "Double Vision" is an Irish drinking song.
10. Coming up...
11. Announcement
12. Women's show not for picking up women. Ricky Abbott, Top five Irish jokes. Purina One ad
13. Harry Shaliele call: "The Irish don't drink any more..."
14. Brian stairclimb challenge. Tenor Boy mock tribute to Brian: "Climb Every Mountain."
15. Request for Cher for caller's wormy friends.
16. Tom Jones and The Chieftrains, "Tennesee Waltz"
17. Basketball on KJR-FM
18. Surf Dude replay
19. Call for contest
20. "Wellllllllllllllll top of the mornin'" contest: only two callers. St. Patrick's Day means enduring lame Irish accents.
21. Announcement
22. Woman caller is sick of "KJ freakin' R" playing John Lennon's "Imagine." Pat's Irish grandfather and Pat's trip to Ireland. Pat reads wrong Irish joke. Brian challenger drawing: Rick Klumph, the marathon runner.
23. Loud "Fox Sports" mention by Angela.
24. Northwest Sci-Fi Expo postponed, so it's a good thing Pat didn't plug the guests.
25. Irish Rovers, "Unicorn." Ricky Abbot re-performance, Ricky comes right after the intro this time. Same jokes as before.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 12
March 17, 2004
Wednesday, St. Patrick's Day
6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5, scratchy reception.

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Ultimate Idol information
4. Jessica Simpson at the White House.
5. Weather, because Andy Wappler is under the weather.
6. March Madness pools cost productivity.
7. Coming up...
8. American Idol
9. Top of hour. David Bowie & Queen, "Under Pressure"
10. Panda mating
11. Ultimate Idol
12. Weather
13. Interview with Kevin Richardson from The Back Street Boys.
14. St. Patrick's Day. Mitch: FHB! (Family, Hold Back!) Lisa doesn't like any of the Back Street Boys.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Coming up...
18. Colby from Survivor
19. Weather
20. Party participants. Buzzards from other stations are stealing food from the Mix party. Popular excuses for skipping work. Lisa's foundation garment story: "I can't wear my bra today."
21. Food preparers, Andy.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 13
March 18, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Replay of Great Performances contestant playing "A Few Good Men" quote.
2. Announcement
3. "Get together." At what stage do kids reject public displays of affection from their parents? Angela was a wild child. Two young men scheduled to job shadow on Tuesday. Iraq update. Suicide in Joyce school. Pat story about boy with mirror on shoe
4. Weather
5. People are confused about what is real and what is BS on the show. People think Brian being late is a bit. Brian is late again today. "Non-stop" service is a misnomer. Pat still flustered by Brian. Do people walk all over Pat? Segue into Purina One ad.
6. Badfinger, "Day After Day"
7. American Idol. Survivor.
8. Brian shows up, Pat plays "Ramblin' Man."
9. Pat ready to hear Brian's excuse, but plays "I Don't Care Anymore" first
10. Brian said he fell asleep at the library, but he smells drunk. Call from Rick Klump, climb challenger.
11. Announcement
12. Brian left to get lattes and to air out. Brian's mom left a message and is still proud of him. Conspiracy e-mail. Author pitch: embarrassing medical problems. Pat had stubby teeth, acne. Chris has large ears, but got a hoop earring anyway. The earring disappointed his grandmother.
13. Weather
14. Announcement
15. Brian still stinks. Repeat of caller who hates "Imagine." House Hunters on tonight. American Idol clip.
16. "Stop Doing That."
17. Announcement
18. House Hunters clip, the "nice" show.
19. Madeline comment on House Hunter clip.
20. Announcement
21. Dodi Manson: windshield repair ads and restaurant dinner giveaways.
22. Pat starts playing two songs at once
23. Ernie Pino.
24. Basketball game annoucement




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 14
March 18, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. UB40, "The Way You Do the Thing You Do"
4. Corn beef and cabbage repeating on Mitch. Urban Outfitters: dress-up Jesus.
5. Announcement
6. French man tries to run over Osama. U. S./Canada jumping plot to oust Osama.
7. Lisa: "American Survivor."
8. Reality shows.
9. Top of hour. Pat Benetar, "We Belong"
10. Relationship deal breakers. Table manners. Mitch's mother said, "Mabel, Mabel, young and able, keep your elbows off the table."
11. Call
12. More topic, call
13. One more call. Girl Scout Cookies.
14. Mitch & Lisa American Idol soudner
15. Cell phone will buzz if you're near someone your type.
16. Lisa Foster Dr. Anderson ad
17. Top of hour
18. Traffic
19. Coming up...
20. Northwest Women's Show contest, caller didn't know what she was calling for. Birth control by cell phone. Phone emits an ultrasonic pulse that kills all sperm nearby.
21. Sheryl Crow, "All I Wanna Do"
22. Fact, or I don't think so contest.
23. American Idol song coincidence.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 15
March 19, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR only, in stereo!

1. "American Pie" ends, but the news doesn't play so Pat is confused. Replays Faun call where she says she has listened to KJR for years since it was on AM, but Pat thinks she is talking about him.
2. Delay turned on at end of "Walk of Life." Doing things differently for Friday. Jake Moe. Pat has to take class on indecency. FCC decision on F-word. Pat's story on accidentally playing the f-word during the "Cheese Shop" sketch.
3. Weather report and Pat's hairpiece. Brown beret joke.
4. Announcement
5. Brian challenge update: will get his hair shaved "if" he loses. Brian doesn't know how to use the mic. Dodi Manson rerun from yesterday.
6. Pat comment on Clear Channel news reader. Purina One ad.
7. Basketball game on tonight
8. Joyce tragedy, column.
9. Grant Goodeve tag
10. Miki response to Pat playing "Hey Jude." The KOMO fountain dances to the song, but the fountain isn't on any more. Bing Crosby's version of "Hey Jude." Pat's dad owned 200 shoehorns, an item that is disappearing. Chris ad for Concentrator-aid.
11. "Interesting Topic" sounder for shoehorns, calls.
12. Stairclimb, letter from leukemia patient. Pat never smoked, Angela quit. Movies That Bite plug.
13. Basketball game, weather
14. Pat Cashman sounder
15. Gordon Lightfoot concert story, Pat got thrown-up on. Throwing up causes a chain reaction. Vomit pranks, Campbell's soup from the theater balcony. Pat bought the perfect piece of fake vomit.
16. Flymn's Carpet Scraps. John Mellencamp, "The Authority Song"
17. Announcement
18. No backpacks allowed at BOA climb, Angela can't bring Ho-Hos. Leftover Irish jokes
19. Weather report, Pat's toupee.
20. Announcement
21. Concentratoraid
22. Coming up...
23. Fred Hopkins. Pat just lost his wedding ring. "It Came From Outer Space." Real fist fights don't sound as cool as they do in the movie.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 16
March 22, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR only, in stereo!


1. Led Zepplin, "All of My Love"
2. TV Guide Channel's "What's On" show (traffic sponsor) is lame. Stair climb recap. News recap, international and local. Synchronizing traffic lights.
3. Request for "Lying Eyes," not "Lyon Eyes"
4. Moved the microphones. Rick the Barber calls in. Miki calls to say they saw pictures of the group. Charlie took the pictures, not Miki. Chris did not take part on the climb. Clip of Angela crossing the finish line.
5. Dead air due to microphone placement
6. Pictures up on website.
7. Announcement
8. Alternate version of "Bang a Gong" by Neanderthal Sponge Cake.
9. Call from Norm, formerly Earl, met Pat at Cher concert?
10. Announcement
11. More on climb results. Rick Klump used to weigh 300 lbs. Clips of Rick and Brian at the finish line.
12. Earl: girlfriend problem. Wants less talk.
13. Announcement
14. Conflicting information about if exercise is good for you.
15. Calls coming up
16. Caller: everything in moderation.
17. Announcement
18. Caller: cut back on sweets. Angela to move to KJR studio, microphone buttons have changed. Health topic segue into Purina One ad.
19. Free movie coming up
20. Charlie Brown liner. Don Henley, "Dirty Laundry"
21. John Mellencamp, "Walls Come Tumblin' Down"
22. Traffic report filled with action verbs. Request from "Brad" for "Polkadot Undies." Pat reads a weather report over the solo, but otherwise the whole song plays.
23. Jake Moe
24. Announcement
25. Angela slight flub on traffic sponsor. Climb recap. Brian update.
26. Can Brian set up an interview with spelling bee winner?
27. Weather
28. More on setting up the studio for Angela. Synchronizing traffic lights. Mike Gastovneu forgot to show up for the past three weeks.
29. Weather




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 42
Album 17
March 23, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Brian's day of reckoning (haircut)

1. Monty Python and the Holly Grail clip. Charlie Brown liner
2. Announcement
3. Pat scheduled two job shadows today. Shaving later today. Angela was to move to KJR Monday, but had to cancel. Pat keeps nothing at his desk, out of "past experience" (if he gets fired).
4. Medicated Ovaltine
5. Pat going to Harrison Hot Springs. Brian to get his head shaved. Brian knew three Ricks in his life, and he hates them all. Two job shadows today, one brought a tee shirt. Earl call about "lawyer stuff" (contest disclaimer). Cowboy Code.
6. "Imagine" request.
7. Pat Cashman Show sounder: Angela's sneeze
8. Coming up...
9. Miracle Meat
10. Announcement
11. Brian about to get his haircut, but will donate it to charity if it is long enough. The haircut.
12. Pat whistles to song
13. Brian is now ready to join "The King and I" cast. Marky Costello, fantasy celebrity reality show.
14. Photos up on website
15. Annoucement
16. Haircut recap. Two job shadows, questions. Purina One
17. Once a Day, Vulcan Class...
18. Announcement
19. Ricky Abbott
20. Announcement
21. Job shadows, one is a neighbor of Fred Hopkins. Questions: why does Pat like his job? What is Pat's favorite song? The Who's "Eminence Front" and Derek and the Dominos' "Layla." What's that smell?
22. Mic open during ad. You hear the job shadows discuss the request mentioned after the ad. The father of one of the job shadows is a surgeon, listening to the show right now. So Pat plays "Bad To the Bone" by John Throughgood and the "Destroyers" (sound effects).
23. Haircut recap, Brian starting to get used to it. Job shadow wrapup.
24. Announcement




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 1
March 23, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour Tease for colonoscopy parties.
2. Mike Evans
3. JFK airport novelty urinals, shaped like women's lips.
4. Alanis Moressette, "Ironic"
5. Mitch and Lisa confused about daylight savings time. National Massage Safety Week. Lisa story: had wet nails and had to have someone else take off her clothes for massage.
6. Six Pence None the Richer, "There She Goes"
7. People driving in passing lane, Colorado law.
8. Top of Hour
9. More driving pet peeves.
10. Lisa has unknown pictures taken in Reno. Ultimate Idol winner.
11. Mitch tries to train Frodo's new potty location in the yard. Also, tried to buy a door mat which eventually cost $200.
12. Announcement. Lisa is speechless.
13. Girl Scout Cookie Patrol.
14. Top of hour
15. Pressed wrong button: Andy Wappler instead of Mike Evans.
16. Coming up...
17. Mitch & Lisa liner
18. Box office results. Dawn of the Dead. Seeing horror movies in Downtown Atlanta with people talking to the screen. Jim Kampmann gets a laughing jag that distorts his mic.
19. Song, "Barely Breathing"?
20. Store tried to trademark "17." Donald Trump wants to trademark "You're Fired." Lisa has had employers tell her they are going in a different direction.
21. 17-year-old plus ninth graders in New York City.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 2
March 24, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Martin Mull "Men" clip
2. Weather report by the Primachords barbershop quartet.
3. Making fun of American Home Equity Mortgage announcer. Everyone is still calling Chris "Geeker" after he told his story on March 12. 9/11 Commission. Angela was called "Angel," until she learned to curse.
4. Creamy avacados? Jake Moe
5. Angela's move to Pat's studio delayed by suits who don't even live here. Pat lets Billy and Nancy out. "The Apprentice" overexposed, like "Who Wants To Be a Millionaire." Trump wants to trademark "you're fired," even though people don't really use that term. Topic: how were you fired. Pat tells his story of the day he was fired at The Buzz.
6. Dead air, going into delay
7. More "you're fired" calls.
8. Vermicular Diet
9. Cheech & Chong school clip
10. Announcement
11. Harrison Hot Springs trip. Telephone revenge story (previously told late 2001 or early 2002), with the insult bleeped out. (Last time it was "jackass.")
12. The Time
13. Announcement
14. Traffic changes a lot when you're five minutes late. Is a new actor to play James Bond? Chris as Louie Anderson, Christopher Walken, Jessie Ventura.
15. Announcement
16. Angela's dogs. Pat's pets, Chris' dog Edith Head, had a hip condition, back legs locked up when excited. Segue into Purina One ad.
17. Derek call, had 18 to 28 cats.
18. Frozen mouse played commercials early. Angela's frozen mouse story. Angela's "sheet"-zu. Pat pronounces it the other way.
19. Weather
20. Announcement
21. Egg-Stractor infomercial on TV. Story about man pitching restroom deodorizer product advertisement when Pat worked at KING. Chris still has a Flip, Flip, Fold shirt folder.
22. Miki, report on Fisher Plaza.
23. Announcement
24. "Another One Bites the Dust," Pat bites some dust. Call from woman thanking Pat for MCing Law Enforcement Memorial. Movies That Bite: Kevin Smith to be on show. Getting fired e-mail: Joel. Pat & Patti Supermall ad





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 3
March 24, 2004
Wednesday, 600 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. American Idol clips
4. Announcement
5. Tina, the new intern
6. No Doubt, "It's My Life"
7. Lisa doesn't know who first did "It's My Life."
8. Top of hour
9. "The Many Faces of Men," lists the 27 personality types of men
10. Announcement
11. Ultimate Idol
12. More personality types.
13. Traffic
14. Colonoscopy parties
15. Mitch has new haircut. Mitch: "Snaps on the haircut!" Kendall Elliot remembered.
16. Sting is colorblind. Mitch picking socks out of the drawer.
17. Coming up...
18. Coming up...
19. Sonics dance team
20. More dance team
21. Getting off the phone during thunder storms, because of overly-protective mothers. Arm rest battle in airplane, between adult brothers.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 4
March 25, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Strange call from Norm, on Cher
2. Announcement
3. Angela running late, has headache. Jake Moe. 9/11 commission, Richard Clark. Human skull evolution. Pat's dad said Pat has a dumb-looking head. Single TV homes in the old days, dad would fall asleep in front of the tube.
4. Sports discussion. Angela cut off by Elton John song
5. Planets in alignment. American Idol.
6. Rosie: "I'm Too Old to Cut the Mustard."
7. Announcement
8. Pat still creeped out by "creamy" avocado ad. Pat is in a good mood today, but reads e-mail from Jeff who says KJR doesn't play ten in a row when Pat is on. Now Pat is not in a good mood.
9. Rant continues between commercials
10. More rant
11. Jeff turns out to be football player. Pat reconsiders.
12. Happy Birthday to Jeff
13. Announcement
14. Few people have sign-off phrases any more, except for "Ryan Secrest Out." What is Pat's catch phrase? Call from Zack, job shadow from earlier this week.
15. Catch phrase calls.
16. No crates or barrels at Crate and Barrel.
17. Another local contradiction
18. Weather, Pat's toupee. Caller song: "Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts"
19. Dodi Manson: deceptive business names
20. Announcement
21. Phone call
22. Caller joke: One turkey beat up another turkey.
23. Announcement
24. Rant about speeding in parking lot. Patty's parents phone confusion.
25. Call from Ken, former trucker
26. Angela's move. This day in history: Dances With Wolves, pancakes. Pat's dad was one of the Knights of Columbus. Pat played with sword. Pancake secret recipe.
27. Coming up...
28. Coming up...
29. Ernie Pino.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 5
March 25, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans, Simon's middle finger
3. Martina McBride, "This One's For the Girls"
4. Lisa Ling, illegal workers.
5. Concrete Blonde song
6. Mitch forgot to toss to newscast. Top 10 irritating cliches. Deep fried chocolate sandwich. Lisa remembered as most eligible bachelorette, tease for discussion.
7. Disputed derivation of "pushing the envelope." Lisa's brain hurts
8. Explaination for how "atmosphere" means "envelope"
9. Top of hour
10. How to know if you're boring your woman. Mitch has to speak carefully about mechanical details.
11. Dawn Power Dissolver
12. American Idol, Simon's middle finger.
13. Weather. Mitch's computer locked up, can't play audio. Lisa stalls.
14. Coming up...
15. Love advice requested, from 14 year-old.
16. Traffic
17. Top of hour
18. Traffic
19. Coming up, more advice
20. Lisa Most Eligible Bachelorette on Evening Magazine remembered. Lisa does not want to be re-nominated.
21. Mitch and Lisa dress up their dogs. Resume talking about relationship advice. Mitch thinks "Lisa's friend" is Lisa.
22. More relationship. Mitch says "A new car!!!"




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 6
March 26, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. International Asteroid Registry
2. Announcement
3. Cheap vs. expensive mics. Mia Zapata murder solved. Explanation for why Angela can be heard to say "Fox Sports" in the middle of songs and commercials. Web cam spy on neighbor kid to water the plants outside only while family is on vacation. Cameras are everywhere. Brian was cited for trying to get someone else's car in the garage. Brian is producer today, but Pat won't use his two bits. Latest Crisco art: painted iceberg.
4. Announcement: here comes the sun.
5. The Who, "Squeezebox"
6. Veg-Fest this weekend at the Seattle Center. Moto-Cross at Tacoma Dome. Angela has ridden a motocross course. Chris does impression of Motocross announcer. Pat took Chris to monster truck rally at the Kingdome, with burning cars and no ventilation. Usher tried to stop a fan from smoking anyway. U.S. Boomerang Team finals. Chris to interview "The Rock."
7. Richard Simmons slaps a cage-fighter in an airport. Egg-Stractor ad on, so Pat plays it on the air. You have to freeze the eggs and let them sit in oil before you can egg-stract them.
8. Announcement
9. Announcement
10. Pat Cashman Brand Partially Chewed Food.
11. The Apprentice, extended clips. Donald Trump's hair.
12. Station arrangement, stairwell closed because keycard system doesn't work there. "Fwd to all" e-mail jokes clog the system. Dodi Manson rerun.
13. Purina One ad
14. Contest coming up. Cat still meowing.
15. Announcement
16. Chris rockin' out to "Dream On," sings it. Dr. Blackie Blue, billboard strategy with Grozz and Gas. Angela still in other building. Gatorland, Pat passed on buying $35 taxidermied weasel Falling two-year-old saved by man.
17. "Oh, yeah"
18. Caller named Patty answers Pat's question about "Squeezebox."
19. Think Smart, and Succeed.
20. Stewart call, man wanted to talk about nuclear power. Porky Bickford: Hey, What Are You Doin?
21. Pat Cashman Already-Been-Chewed Food
22. Announcement
23. The real Burt Higgins tries to help with yardwork, so Pat makes him supervisor. Pat is completely inept at home improvement. Chris never reads instructions.
24. Coming up...
25. Fred Hopkins seems upbeat on the air (he has been doing radio since Dave Ross), but not in real life. Fred met Hidalgo. Movie: Mystery of the Wax Museum (1933)





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 7
March 26, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5
New traffic music

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans, with long, annoying, Friday sign-off
3. New Georgia law against piercing "down below" on women only.
4. Weather. Coming up: Commit To Get Fit. Lisa: "Oh brother!" Machbox 20, "Unwell"
5. Commit To Get Fit, first day. Results in two months. Lisa's exercise history, bicycle.
6. Coming up...
7. Working out to classical music makes you smarter. Wear your thong to work day, Weekly World News.
8. Top of hour. Tease: renominate Lisa for Most Eligible Bachelorette.
9. Renominate Lisa for Most Eligible Bachelorette. Lisa won before, but can't remember what station of show she was on then.
10. Coming up...
11. Steven Webber interview
12. Weather
13. Pet of the Week.
14. Coming up...
15. 12 different types of women. Mitch thinks he missed a page, and alphabetically the list covers only M to Z.
16. Top of hour. UB40, "Red, Red Wine"
17. Traffic
18. Coming up...
19. Mitch's dad at station, already lost. From England: splashed bicycle rider slashes car tyres.
20. Weather
21. Lisa forgot Captain Scott. Weekend Wazzup! Bryon on road, bad cell phone cuts out.
22. LastWishes.com, sends e-mails after you die. Lisa has stuff she wants Michelle to get rid of before her aunt sees it.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 8
March 29, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Announcement
2. Angela still not in studio. Studio reconfigured again, Pat goes on an extended rant. Earl call.
3. Call to cheer up Pat. He sings "Oh What a Beautiful Morning."
4. Pat apologizes, explains further, then rants again. Call on analysis of dead air. Pat and Chris sing "All right, uptight."
5. Announcement
6. Charlie Brown liner
7. Announcement
8. Sharon, the "What's goin' on!" girl calls, with a joke. More on reconfiguration. March in like a... and out like a...? First batch of Coca-Cola. 31th anniversary of getting out of Vietnam, ditching helicopters. Pat's brother was part of that. Gas prices are going up.
9. Sharon call again.
10. Scan up the dial (one station).
11. Announcement
12. Pat did the Reign of Terror three times this weekend. Other pranks to do in the supermarket. Stewart call, sings.
13. Weather
14. Announcement
15. Chris went to Bellingham to visit future in-laws. Saw high school version of Grease.
16. Scan the dial (NPR)
17. Pat Cashman sounder, "Take it to the water cooler"
18. Jan & Dean, "Surf City." Pat's former huge vinyl collection. Irish smoking ban. Second-hand smoke.
19. Pat Cashman Pre-Chewed food
20. Pat three weeks behind watching The Sopranos. Chris' future inlaws don't watch TV. The Dells in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Pat plays a Dells song. (It's a doo-wop song!)
21. Announcement
22. Fleetwood Mac tickets for $400. Who would you see for $400? Angela would see The Beatles if you brought a couple of them back to life. Large families. Angela is a lot older than her 18 year old brother. Pat's parents took lots of pictures of Pat, but not many of the youngest. Pat never got any breaks but his youngest brother did.
23. More on smoking ban. E-mail from Pat from New York State. Purina One ad.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 9
March 29, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Mike Evans
2. Weather
3. New reality show: next domestic icon. Lisa tried to buy six landscape lights, but someone 20 minutes before bought out the whole store.
4. Figuring out Daylight Savings Time. Prom prices.
5. Announcement, beautiful morning
6. Expensive gasoline.
7. Top of hour
8. Dating people with strange name. Lisa's girlfriend dated someone with a name starting with "E."
9. More names, phone calls. Figuring out Clay concert giveaway.
10. Mitch mowed his lawn, wheel fell off. Lisa fixed plumbing with a towel. More unusual names, stories of people whom Mitch and Lisa know.
11. Mitch & Lisa Morning Show jingle. Madona, "Things Haven't Been the Same"
12. Michelle Kwan incident, not a streaker.
13. Johsonville Sausage ad.
14. Top of hour
15. Traffic
16. Coming up...
17. Announcement
18. More on Spokane Man, dating. Woman Googled a man.
19. More date investigation, call from a p.i.
20. Wham, "Everything She Wants"
21. More dating, call.
22. Dawn Power Dissolver




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 10
March 30, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Weird classic comedy bit.
2. Charlie Brown liner
3. Missing TV channels. Cashman family channel, like kitchen bulletin board. Weather forecasters were wrong yesterday.
4. Passages: Alisare Cooke and Peter Ustinov. Letter From America, Masterpiece Theater. 24 TV show said to be better this week. Janet Jackson on Letterman, clips.
5. Pat Cashman sounder
6. Birthdays.
7. Rich Joe reality series.
8. Eric Clapton, "After Midnight"
9. More on Angela not in studio. Onyx Steele call. Replay funeral home phone prank.
10. National contest. Scan the dial
11. Pat confuses Ricky and Marky
12. Marky Costello. Pat doesn't follow celebrity relationship gossip, and wonders if it is important enough to listen to. Company-wide e-mail: car for sale
13. Pat writes e-mail.
14. Weather
15. Weasel test.
16. "Stouthearted Men"
17. 9/11 Commission, Condi Rice. Drug user does not want lethal injection.
18. Making fun of American Home Equity announcer. Weather.
19. Contest next week
20. Traffic
21. Request for "Convoy." Satellite radio. Purina One ad, with recorded Pat reading the phone number
22. Pat Cashman Show sounder
23. People to talk with Pat about studio reconfiguration. Romanian D. J. locks himself at station in pay protest. Daylight Savings Time.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 11
March 30, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. "Pay the Rent Collect" "Itch and Lisa Show." Mike Evans.
3. Revive name topic
4. Tease: "workout" was just a test.
5. Commit to get fit: first test
6. Mitch can't read a normal clock, didn't press right button
7. Kelly & Clay contest
8. Top of hour
9. DJ in Romania went berserk
10. Tease
11. Ultimate Idol finalist. X-rated movie on other SUV seen from outside, tease.
12. Jonsonville Sausage ad, just Mitch, no Lisa.
13. Calls
14. Expensive Madonna tickets. More calls
15. Top of hour
16. New photo shoot today; Mitch is doing nothing, Lisa is opening up the war paint.
17. Tease
18. Olay Regenerative Eye Lifting Serum live read.
19. Mitch: "Should clear up by lunchtime or 'show.'" Five ways you may be ticking off your woman. Men trying to solve problems rather than listening sympathetically.
20. Rod Stewart contest.
21. Survey: would more people prefer money or sex?




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 12
March 31, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Lemar Surly
2. Announcement. Traffic in a lot of seconds
3. News discussion.
4. Brian knows what CEO stands for.
5. Next week's contest
6. Announcement
7. The Pig. Blonde jokes
8. Ray from Fircrest repeat: Chicago
9. Announcement
10. Houston man found body paralyzed for 36 hours.
11. Weather. Heart, "Dreamboat Annie"
12. Tease
13. Announcement
14. Angela describes Ricky Abbot. Report
15. Mail-Order Pet Shop.
16. Weather
17. Investigating Mail-Order Pet Shop
18. Topic follow-up
19. More on Pet Shop, other ad scams.
20. Announcement
21. Rekilling vampires in Romania.
22. Once a day, Vulcan class...
23. Mail Order Pet Shop unmasked, web site registered to same physical address as KJR studios. More vampires. Bob Case on phone: April Fools! Pat can't trust anyone any more. Segue to Purina One ad.
24. Protest against Bob Case
25. Mail Order Pet Shop read again.
26. Pet Shop follow-up
27. Pat forgot to tape 24. Sopranos update, Christopher's girlfriend to get whacked. Ricky Abbot re-performance, playing with the cough button
28. Woman taped 24, Pat will give her a Mail Order Pet Shop gift certificate.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 13
March 31, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 10:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Lenny Kravitz, "Fly Away"
2. Lisa digging holes, Mitch growing plants indoors
3. Lea LaBelle, American Idol finalist
4. Events & Adventures event. What should Lisa wear?
5. Whitesnake, "Here I Go Agan"
6. Announcement. Mitch assured of his masculinity.
7. Ziegfried and Roy marquee to be removed. Other entertainment news.
8. Top of hour
9. Study: people look like their dog.
10. Olay Serum ad read
11. Ultimate Idol
12. Tease
13. Daylight Saving Time. Fast food strip search prank.
14. Call on topic
15. More pranks
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Vote Lisa most eligible bachelorette!
19. Fake gynecologists (Weekly World News) Lisa's trip to the gynecologist yesterday.
20. Lisa's practical joke on her ex-husband.
21. Olay Serum ad.
22. American Idol, Motown night.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 14
April 1, 2004
6:00 - 10:00
KJR-FM
Thursday, April Fools Day: University of Washington to change entrance requirements.

1. Ray in Fircrest rerun
2. Announcement
4. Company-wide e-mail for missing sweatshirt
5. Announcement
6. Details on contest. "Don't call when song name is announced." Angela laugh, from eating the "brownies." Interview with future University of Washington president Mark Emert: wants to lower entrance standards (or "change the requirements") to 2.2.
7. Angela awaiting her slave papers for move to KJR studio. More standards discussion
8. Kilbreath news, standards topic mention.
9. Call
10. 7:11, Slurpee Time
11. Alaska Way Viaduct, Battery Street Tunnel. More discussion
12. A lot of phone action today. More calls.
13. Another Kilbreath report on topic
14. Call
15. Pat wants to recontact Emert. Caller
16 President Emert on phone again. He wants to reconsider his earlier statements... down to 1.3? Moves instantly to studio. Reveals trick.
17. All stations are obligated to do April Fool's Day stunts. Working on next year's gag?
18. Weather
19. More on gag. Past Cashman stunts: metric clock. Earl call, apology? Purina One ad, magnificent huge hairballs.
20. Announcement
21. Pat won't say that the Cash Song will be played at 1:06 today. KillBill review by Chris. Movies That Bite, Carradine to be on. American Idol clip.
22. Stephen Kilbreath reveals Fool's stunt
23. 25 cent newspaper. Ernie Pino, chef from Spain prepared special dish.
24. Announcement
25. Pat Cashman Show souder
26. Contest today
27. Announcement
28. Announcement
29. April Fools Day gag recap. Pet Shop.com e-mail from Nancy
30. Weather report: tack on another five degrees.
31. Announcement
32. More April Fools recap.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 15
April 1, 2004
6:00 - 10:00
Thursday, April Fool's Day
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans, American Idol. Mike is "shocked" that Hollywood is supporting Kerry. Simpsons strike.
3. Caller inquiry about use of the word "snarky."
4. Smell of Ben-Gay in the studio, exercise update coming up. Melisa Etheridge, "I'm the One"
5. Exercise update, Lisa's trainer won't leave her for a second. Lisa gets winded tying on her gym shoes. Exercise pictures to be posted.
6. Mountains look bigger today. April Fool's origins.
7. Lisa wearing purple (for Prince) right now, but you can't see it.
8. The "Hate Your Food" diet, is it a joke?
9. Olay Eyelifting Serum ad. Contest explained.
10. More on Lisa and diet article.
11. Still more on Lisa being fooled by diet article. American Idol.
12. Promo: Mitch and Lisa Check Two
13. Call on Lisa reading article, missed disclaimer. CPA prank, message on answering machine that she's on vacation through tax season until April 20.
14. Top of hour
15. Lisa is rethinking diet book trick.
16. Reaction to Lisa Olay Serum ad.
17. Lisa not the sharpest pudding in the drawer. Ethen from Survivor interview.
18. Deep Blue Something, "Breakfast at Tiffany's"
19. Martha Stewart retrial? Cities with happiest/saddest/most stressed out/etc. workers. Lisa does not follow (again) what Mitch is trying to say. Mitch installed stickers on baby seats.
20. Web-based washing machines. Ultimate Idol observation, gender equality pattern.
21. Shannon: Lisa is better than Mitch.
22. Truth or I Don't Think So, Lisa is still out of it.
23. Rod Stewart single party giveaway. Call from contest winner. Webber barbecue.
24. Mitch & Lisa sounder
25. End.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 16
April 2, 2004
Friday, 8:00 - 10:00
KJR-FM

1. Timmy rerun
2. Announcement
3. Chris drove strangely yesterday. Angela has fallen asleep giving reports until a year ago due to sleep apnea.
4. Clearing up April Fool's Day gag, Pat will never do another one. (Did he know back then he would quit KJR within the year?)
5. Different coverage in different newspapers, kidnapping case vs. state primary. Onyx Steele call, request for anyone who has been beaten up.
6. Announcement
7. Weather
8. Onyx Steele. Pat speaking in Spokane, wants to know local references. Letterman bit on CNN, confusion.
9. Song of day annoucement
10. Weather
11. Update on Angela moving to KJR studio. Onyx Steele.
12. Song of the day
13. Announcement
14. This day in history. Jack Webb, "Try a Little Tenderness." Onyx Steele in studio. E-mailer points out that Steele's station KILR Rock in Atlanta can't start with a "K."
15. Steele after news
16. Onyx coaches Pat on how to introduce a song. Song is stopped and restarted from the beginning.
17. Onyx between songs
18. Onyx comeuppance: he was fired from Atlanta station.
19. Gary Glitter, "Rock & Roll Part 2"
20. Timmy rerun
21. Announcement
22. Chickefat.
23. The Apprentice clip. Marvin Gaye, "I Heard it Through the Grapevine"
24. Driving 100 miles per hour. Tom Jones underwear story. News and advertisements played together, Pat pressed wrong button
25. "Let's see what happens when I press this button..."
26. The engineers came running. Survivor clip
27. Weather
28. Pat and Chris reenact Fred Hopkins review: "Eye Balls From Space."
29. Song of the day clip
30. Pat Cashman Show sounder
31. Weather
32. Announcement
33. Song of the day clip doesn't play. Baseball's Greatest Hits CD
34. Weather
35. VIP Club
36. Ray In Fircrest rerun, worst jokes.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 17
April 2, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 10:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. The Romantics, "Talking In Your Sleep"
2. Mike Evans prerecord
3. Tease
4. Survivor
5. Tease
6. Medical Myths
7. Rod Stewart party
8. Lisa got a jury summons after talking last week about how she had never been summoned.
9. News music.
10. Top of hour, more jury duty
11. Mitch wants a boat. How to tell if a guy is on the rebound.
12. Lisa jury summons, qualifications.
13. Interrupting end of Alannis song. Pet of the Week. Dog "getting to know" Lisa real well.
14. Tease
15. Fitness challenge, brief update. More jury, calls.
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Tease
19. Mitch and Lisa live ad for Dawn cleaner.
20. Upcoming movies and TV shows
21. Weekend Wazzup! Bryon says "Bunny Bounce" instead of "Bunny Brunch."
22. Potential date call for Lisa
23. Find the Fake Tabloid Headline contest, masks for ugly people.
24. Coming up this weekend. Lisa finally figures out daylight savings time
25. Weather
26. Announcement
27. End




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 43
Album 18
April 5, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" movie ad read to informercial clips.
2. Announcement
3. Angela in studio! Pat plays Rolling Stone's "Angie," Angela makes him stop. Changing lanes on Fifth Avenue under Monorail columns.
4. Pat sets up "Silly Love Songs"
5. Favorite plant of Pat dies. The fish that Chris bought Patty when she was sick (about the time Pat's mom died) has itself died. "Moe Betta." Story: separated 78 year-old gets married.
6. Announcement
7. Billy and Nancy. Pro-atheletes get their personal details publicized.
8. Announcement
9. Announcement
10. Angela encourages lawn moss. British hiking magazine gives hike directions that lead hikers off a cliff.
11. Sponsored by The Seattle Monorail Project. Fine Furniture Direct Warehouse Superstore Outlet, Unlimited (like the Monorail, also going out of business).
12. Tom Petty & Stevie Nicks, "Stop Dragin' My Heart Around"
13. Chris dares Angela to eat all the chocolate. TV viewing of two-year-olds. Old TV didn't have quick cutting. Pat is giving up on The Sopranos. Caller question: what other stations and names was Angela on and had.
14. Bread, "Guitar Man"
15. Call from Gary with moss recipe for Angela. Dodi Manson: holiday mascots.
16. Song of the Day heads-up.
17. Announcement
18. Announcement. Pat probably played a commercial accidentially again.
19. Monkey chased into apartment, woman sues. Dramatic Recreation. J. Fred Muggs more popular than human Today Show host.
20. More monkey sound effects.
21. Announcement
22. KJR-FM booth at Safeco, Baseball Greatest Hits CD with Pat Cashman bits. 9/11 Commission.
23. More on TV study. Miki wants to know who paid for the study. She doesn't buy anything they try to sell. Roll commercials.
24. More on KJR booth at Mariners game
25. More on "Moe Beta." The conversation eventually turns to the metrosexual trend, and on dickies.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 1
April 5, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Lisa Foster Discovery Health Channel challenge ad
4. Mitch fixed the wheel on his brand-new lawn mower. It doesn't have bolts, so he glued it on. He also bought a vacuum cleaner. Lisa found a dead bird in one of her ornamental bird houses above her front door.
5. Tease
6. More on Mitch's vacuum. More bird problem: "I hate nature!!!" Mitch will tease Lisa with the dead bird. Caller suggests combination of dead bird and Mitch's vacuum cleaner topic.
7. Lisa remembers POPCORN phone number for the time of day, but feels no one understands her. Listener event with Clay Akin and Bryon the Producer.
8. Top of hour
9. Mitch and Captain Scott talk about Mariners opening day coming up, Lisa asks if they are done. Lisa set to go to Mariners game on Kid's day; will drink lots of beer and eat lots of garlic fries to keep them away. Stupid criminal story: Colin.
10. Another Lisa Foster Discovery Health Channel ad
11. Phrase That Pays.
12. Congratulations to winner
13. Movies. Mitch's dead hamster. More on Lisa's dead bird: how did it die?
14. Mitch's giant raccoon. Caller ideas for what Lisa's bird really is.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Tease
18. Ken Boynton Monorail Project ad. "The imagining is over."
19. Announcement
20. Pet adoption, Ikea. Lisa has a huge selection of pet toys for Molly and Missy. 92 hot dogs to be given away.
21. Time change confusion, Leslie call, Mitch and Lisa try to explain it all.
22. Groping Tigger.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 2
April 6, 2004
6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Tuesday, Mariners Opening Day. Baseball songs and clips played throughout
(K-Rock leaks through)

1. "Stouthearted Men"
2. Pause for a test
3. Pat: "McKenna?" News of the day. No plan in Iraq? Bruce Springstine (-esk?) "Take Me Out to the Ballgame"
4. Old baseball play-by-play clip
5. Announcement
6. Final Four. Woman lost contest at Rod Stewart party. Pat bought sale book "Giant Book of Dirty Jokes," but the jokes aren't dirty enough.
7. John Fogarty, "Centerfield"
8. "Feelin' Stronger Every Day," voice. KJR baseball CD: Pat bit, baseball announcer with indigestion, other problems.
9. Announcement
10. Abbot & Costello, "Who's On First"
11. Gardening expert Crisco Mortenson
12. Baseball clips
13. Announcement
14. Ricky Abbott
15. Announcement
16. Safeco Field collectable dirt.
17. Casey At the Bat
18. Auction winners: new Pat Packer Lunch Meat and Pedro. KKMO Spanish Mariners broadcasts.
19. Baseball play-by-play
20. Announcement
21. Luke Williams, inventor of the time and temperature signs, dies. More dirty joke book
22. Baseball comment.
23. Pat Cashman Pre-Chewed Food
24. Crisco Mortinson again
25. Ichiro polka.

LunchMeat
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Reged: 04/02/04
Posts: 23
Loc: Kirkland, WA
My Visit to the Pat Cashman Studio
#57738 - 05/01/04 04:23 PM (24.16.77.33)

OK, so it has been a month since I visited Pat's show at KJR, but I wanted to wait until I could get some audio clips and pictures of my visit posted. You can check out the photos and MP3 clips at my web site: www.morseburg.com. I don't mind if you want to copy them to the PatPack site.
How did I get to visit his show?
My parents called me from the Kent-Sunrise Rotary auction which is held every February. A 'Behind the Scenes Tour' of the Pat Cashman show was being offered up. I told my parents to go to $500, but no more. I ended up paying $350. Sounds like a lot, but hey, it's all for charity.
What was the visit like?
In a word, awesome. I love radio, and I love the spontaneity of Pat's show. It was a thrill to be in the studio and see his creative process.
So, like, what happened?
Gritty details here. I brought my friend Pedro with me. Pedro is also a fan of radio, and hopes to make a living with his own radio show one day. I met Pedro when he was doing the morning show at KGRG, the Green River Community College station. My parents bought a spot on Pedro's show from the Kent-Sunrise Rotary auction (the same auction as Pat Cashman) and gave it to me as a gift. We became fast friends.
Anyway, Pedro and I arrived at the Clear Channel building at 7 A.M. and called the studio from my cell phone. There is no receptionist or door buzzer, so if you don't have a cell phone you're stuck. Brian the intern came down to let us in and took us up to the 3rd floor. Pat, Chris, and the producer David greeted us. Angela was stuck in the corner at her new spot. Remember, this was her second day in the studio with Pat. It was also Mariner's opening day. Pedro and I took seats near Chris. I broke out the dozen doughnuts and package of honey buns I purchased. Pat said, "You didn't have to do that." I told him the Pat Pack asked me to take a picture of the brand of butterhorns they eat in the station. Pat said "Oh, we talk about them all the time, but we don't have any. You can take a picture of the ones you brought." Pat also said that he has emceed many auctions, and as a joke he will tell the audience that they didn't really need to bid on the item entitling them to a visit to his show; that really anyone can visit his show! [I knew that as I have visited more than my share of radio shows, but I thought a guaranteed ticket to Pat's show would be awesome]. I told Pat that I had the idea to take a week of vacation and visit as many radio stations as I could by bribing them with donuts, but I decided against it because I would have to get up so early on vacation. Pat said that he could guarantee that my tactic would work with KVI because Kirby Wilbur helped himself to the Krispy Kremes when Pat broadcast from the base of the Needle.
Chris, Angela, and Pat were all really nice and chatted with us during the music breaks. Chris was telling us he doesn't consider his radio gig work because it's so much fun. He considers his job at UPN 11 his "work". Pat had visited Spokane the previous weekend and had torn an ad out of the paper which was sitting on the table in front of us. It was an ad for men to get paid $600 per month donating sperm. The joke was the picture in the ad: a head shot of an unshaven guy who could have doubled for Jack Black. Pat joked "Would you really want this guy to be the father of anyone?"
We got to see Chris do the first Crisco Morrison bit. Pat explained the premise to us: a gardening guru who you will find is not very helpful. I'm glad he told me that because I don't think I would have gotten the joke. I think Crisco is possibly the lamest character I've heard on Pat's show. Crisco would be 100% better if he could get just one punch line across. Hearing a guy grunt is not my idea of funny. They even got a call from a listener who told Crisco he was fired. Pat just cracked up watching Chris do the character, and asked Chris to repeat his performance later in the morning. Crisco has popped in many times since.
Pat talked to me and Pedro on the air, but I was so nervous I sounded like a total dork. I can't bear to listen to that 30-second interview. Pedro had the more interesting story (he's working at KKMO the Spanish station which broadcasts the Mariner's games in Spanish), so Pat spent more time with him predictably.
The 9 o'clock hour is 10-in-a-row music, so that's when I took all of the pictures. I didn't want to interrupt Pat's show, even though he wouldn't have minded. I didn't get any pictures of Chris Cashman because he leaves for his UPN job at 9. During the 9 o'clock hour Pat, Angela, and Brian sat with us and chatted.
At 9:45 Steve Wilson (yes THE Steve Wilson) rolled in to say Hi to Pat. I stood up when he entered and introduce myself saying "Hi, I'm Dan and this is Pedro. We're radio consultants." After a pause I added "Naw, we're auction winners." Steve then moved by us to shake hands with Pat, and Steve said (seriously) "Are these guys really radio consultants?". Pat told him no.
Steve told Pat that he was in the building to record a commercial. Pat repeated the name of the company (I forget) and said "I was up for that! Instead I got Saggy Ass Jeans." Steve said, "Saggy Ass Jeans? I was up for that. I guess it's better than Droopy Ass Jeans." It was like watching two brothers egg each other on. What a crack-up.
We said our goodbyes at 10 AM, and Pat said I could come back any time. I looked at my watch and asked "How about tomorrow?"





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 3
April 6, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. American Idol, Lisa choking on her Balance Bar.
4. Fitness update.
5. Dead bird update, caller questions.
6. Top of hour
7. Ingmar from Ikea passes Bill Gates as world's richest person.
8. Call for contest
9. Contest winner
10. Low tides stall ferry. Lisa at first says that they are working on the problem, but all you can do is wait. New Mitch and Lisa television commercials, blooper reel on internet? Guy rules every gal should know. Differences between men and women.
11. Lisa quilts, probably not very attractive to guys. Caller response to guy rules.
12. William Hung CD for sale today, clips.
13. Top of hour
14. Traffic
15. Tease
16. Traffic
17. Mitch does sound of sprinkler, Lisa does Flipper. Michael Winslow interview. Contest: callers do sound effects. Contest not clearly thought through.
18. Victoria Secret new spokesman: Bob Dylan.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 4
April 7, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. Announcement
3. Angela adjusting to Pat's sense of humor. Pat at Home Depot, home improvements. Iraq update. Cam going to Iraq next year, though maybe sooner. Homeland Security's Tom Ridge in Seattle. Mariners lose
4. Weather
5. Announcement
6. Listeners don't like Pat talking about Iraq. Pat to write a column in the P. I. with his son. Pat's neighbor steals papers. Pat announces the Song of the Day, Angela whistles it ("Heard It Through the Grapevine.")
7. Call from Ernie, wants to laugh
8. Pat bumped off flight from Spokane. Update on Art Saunders bid for the Price is Right: he loses.
9. Pat ad for Black Coffee at the ACT Theater.
10. Song of the day coming up.
11. Billy speaks
12. Old man loses cherished knife at airport security. More on Seattleites not wanting to volunteer for hypothetical homeland security service.
13. End of Rickky Abbott rerun
14. Swan ad. Pat is not excited.
15. Pat plays Song of the Day contest spot after said song of the day
16. Recorded national contest winner. Pat gives him massage.
17. Announcement
18. Pat Cashman Show sounder
19. Brian trying to sing along with the Jared ad. Angela sings better. Pat wanted bunnies for Easter. One year he got them, and they ran away.
20. Bunny call
21. Announcement
22. Announcement
23. E-mail from Brian, wants to write sermon. Pat suggests herpes joke from the Big Book of Dirty Jokes. Reality scientist studies declining civility in people's quirks. Too many items in the express checkout.\
24. Pat reacting to "The Swan" ad.
25. Announcement
26. Someone "giving a demonstration" near freeway. Selling cookware? Captive Chinese pandas need to lose weight to have sex. Ad for donating sperm illustrated with a photo of a person you do not want to get sperm from.
27. Pat gives the setup line for jumping off the M's bandwagon, but Angela doesn't follow his lead at first.
28. Pat and Angela react to ad about buying overripe fruit.
29. Elton John, "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues"
30. Angela's dogs.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 5
April 7, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Dead bird finale, audio clip of Mitch removing it.
4. Lisa laughing at dead bird photos
5. More on dead bird, photos. Mitch's dog.
6. Ikea dog bark coming up, listener attempt
7. American Idol
8. Top of hour. The front desk knows what Mitch and Lisa are watching on their computers.
9. Germs found in the average motel room.
10. Call for Phrase That Pays contest
11. Contest winner
12. Avrigl Levign to be in studio, they need to clean Lisa's messy side of the studio.
13. Ultimate Idol
14. Announcement
15. Mixing up reality shows. Judging a person's personality by the sandwich they like.
16. Top of hour
17. Mariners didn't play too well. Rappin' Captain Scott
18. Tease
19. Lisa trying to find traffic sponsor. Bachelorette parties, Lisa has questions.
20. Lisa's dead bird, audio clip repeat.
21. Maroon 5, "This Love" (Song that sounds like Wide Mouth Mason's "She's Alone" and like "Gangster's Paradise")
22. Traffic




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 6
April 8, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Condoleeza Rice is entering the room.
2. Announcement
3. Slippery chair. Condoleezza Rice testifies. Benefactor helps out KCTS, Pat hardly watches PBS. Cemetery vandalism. Mariners lose.
4. Rice clip
5. Announcement
6. Bridge is busted, bushings is wore. More Rice.
7. Green Things Nursery
8. Announcement
9. Pat doesn't have time to watch movies, even DVDs, anymore. More testimony, they need wrap-up music or a big hook to pull them off stage. Mariners. What if the M's have a bad season?
10. Announcement
11. Pat forgot to announce Song of the Day
12. More testimony. Schwarzenegger wants to turn California's legislature into part time, says they create "strange bills." Pat interviews a "Schwarzenegger."
13. Good egg huntin' weather.
14. Announcement
15. Collective yawn/stretch. Science fiction museum. Pat sings along with Star Trek theme.
16. News: Science Fiction Museum. William Shatner, "Mr. Tamborine Man"
17. More "Mr. Tamborine Man"
18. Announcement
19. Angela goes random, says "David Guest" because Liza Minelli to be at the Pier. Chris can't understand Liza's appeal.
20. Steve Miller Band, "Fly Like An Eagle," full ending
21. Interview Olympic curling team members. Pat and Chris sing "Curling Guy's Song."
22. Putazone. Pink Floyd, "Money" (censored version)
23. Hank Aaron record. Mariners.
24. Good weather coming up, but add five degrees.
25. Pat wouldn't go near hot powerlines. Ernie Pino.
26. Song of the Day annoucement




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 7
April 8, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour, joined in progress
2. Mike Evans
3. Tease
4. Where in the world is Bryon the Producer?
5. Cher song
6. Fitness update/plug for spa.
7. Shania Twain, "I Feel Like a Woman"
8. The Bachelor
9. Top of hour
10. Where In the World Is Bryon the Producer?
11. Phrase That Pays
12. Winner of previous contest, more Bryon.
13. Winner for where in the world is Bryon the Producer: Pike Place Market pig. Top reasons why it's great to be a guy. (Speaking of pigs, The Pig used some of these reasons on July 18, 2002 on The Pat Cashman Show, Disc 28, Album 12, Track 8.)
14. Lisa's reasons why it's great to be a girl.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Tease
18. Gerry from Survivor, Lisa recalls when she was in Playboy and all the men from Lisa's other station was all over the issue.
19. Strange place to hang jewelry, coming up. American Idol voting, makes Lisa's heiney want to suck a lemon. Jewelry placed on eyeball.
20. Lisa likes solid chocolate, not hollow.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 8
April 9, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. Announcement
3. Brian late, Pat calls, gets his answering service. Condi Rice, no "silver bullet." Violence in Iraq. E-mail from Jodi, get on the Detroit sports bandwagon. Local $100,000 winner.
4. Stouthearted Men!
5. Weather
6. Avril Lavigne's mall concert, police arrested Lavigne stalker. Pat's stalker, Angela's stalker. Celebrity stalker not mentioned by name (Richard Peterson).
7. Weather
8. Announcement
9. This day in history. Decapitations, is the head still conscious?
10. Crappy Similie Theater
11. Announcement
12. Angela distracted, bumps her mic because Pat turns on the delay in the headphones. Brian has still not shown up. Pat has never shown up late, but has come close. Pat's and Angela's alarm systems.
13. Announcement
14. Announcement
15. Pat's new column in the P.I. with Kate. Smoker lawsuit, "light" cigarettes. Rolling Stone 50 immortal artists. Bob Dylan Victoria Secret ad. Angela whistles Jackson 5's "ABC."
16 News: 9-year-old arrested.
17. Song of the Day contest
18. Ricky Abbott on phone. He has a new car phone, but no car.
19. Tease
20. Announcement
21. Dr. Nurse in studio, brought 1926 comics with odd advertisements.
22. The Folksmen from A Mighty Wind, "Start Me Up"
23. Fred Hopkins at earlier time, impostor last time. Fred has turned into a wage slave. "The Man Who Changed His Mind" (1935, Boris Karloff).
24. Winner interview coming up. Fred Hopkins talking to Dr. Nurse in background.
25. Pat plays wrong audio for Laura Montanna's contest winning reaction. Interview with local winner.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 9
April 9, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour, joined in progress
2. Mike Evans
3. The Drink Detective, chemical paper for testing spiked drinks.
4. Jim Kampmann news flub, "prude crisis" instead of "crude prices."
5. Good weather, Lisa can see Mitch has on his halter top.
6. Survivor update. Nick and Jessica variety show
7. Vertical Horizon song
8. Donald Trump plays and wins the Chicken Apprentice Challenge.
9. Top of hour
10. Lisa: Reasons why it's better to be a woman. Example: women are allowed to have stuffed animals around the house. (Spankybear... ???)
11. Call for the phrase that pays.
12. Contestant
13. Bryon at Clay Aken concert.
14. Pet of the Week, Rusty the sleepy beagle.
15. The Swan, other plastic surgery shows. MTV doesn't play videos any more.
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Other entertainment tidbits.
19. How to tell if your spouse is an alien.
20. Weather
21. Weekend Wazzup, Bryon message, new low-key music. Bunny Bounce doesn't have any bunnies or bouncing. Gin Blossom's show..., er, it's canceled.
22. William Hung's teeth look like Quizzno's annoying sock puppets. Lisa would go to the movies, but she fights at theaters.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 10
April 12, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Scan around the radio dial
2. Charlie Brown liner
3. Pat takes his family to a buffet, but Chris is stuck behind slow traffic. It turns out to be Burt Higgins. 80 degrees is too hot.
4. TV this weekend. Janet Jackson on SNL, clips. Nick and Jessica Variety Show.
5. Weather
6. Pat seeing sixes upside down, reading time as "9:54." Chris took Olympia Brewery tour, his group was the only one partaking of the samples at the end. Segue to Purina One. ("I don't know if cats are interested in beer tours.")
7. Filled Diaper, CK fragrance.
8. Announcement
9. Cattle "burps" having an effect on the environment? Pat wants to blame people, not cows. Leave It To Beaver.
10. Weather
11. Phone problems? Chris: bookmark this segment for the "best-of" CD. Man applies for State Patrol while drunk.
12. Hot weather not so hot for former Texan e-mailer.
13. Brian tries to hit the Jaerrod song note for the second time.
14. London theater seats too narrow for American tourists. Pat's big butt.
15. Dork fragrance
16. Baseball CD clip. Warren Zevon, "Werewolves of London"
17. Pat's Easter with family. He remembers last year's Easter, eating next to man with oozing head bandage. Cam ate with family, wore mullet wig. Dodi Manson, more businesses with deceptive names.
18. Song of the Day contest
19. Announcement
20. 1970's movie "Earthquake" used Sensurround. 10.5 TV movie, Space Needle image not used with permission. Almost Live Space Needle prank remembered.
21. E-mails, earthquake. theater gimmicks
22. Announcement
23. Eddie Money, "Take Me (to the) Home (Depot) Tonight." VIP Club




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 11
April 12, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Most downloaded ring tones.
4. Tease
5. Man sold everything for one throw of the roulette wheel.
6. Tease
7. Tease
8. "Administrative Professional's" Day, Lisa wonders what happened to Secretary's Day. Nick and Jessica Variety Hour, LAME!
9. Top of hour
10. Study: house work increases female sex drive. Lisa hires a maid.
11. Call for contest
12. Contestant
13. Lisa not prepared for traffic, left her laptop at home. Cowpie bingo, Lisa has questions. Weird Al's parents die.
14. Cow Pie Bingo. Traffic
15. Relationship advice sought, Brock's fiance's e-mail that says "Finally!"
16. Tease
17. Traffic
18. News: French fries are bad for you
19. Respose to Brock. Lisa eating expired yogurt.
20. Top of hour. Review of Lisa's foibles
21. Traffic
22. Entertainment news
23. Announcement
24. Old wedding photo of drunk bride turns up on greeting card. Drunk person applied for State Patrol.
25. Now Lisa has eaten bad salad from vending machine. TV shows, more Nick and Jessica.
26. Call about Nick & Jessica Show. Big Mountain, "Baby, I Love Your Way"
27. More "Administrative Professional's" Day. Lisa's jobs, Mitch's alternatives for politically correct job names: Stewardess=trolley dolly.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 12
April 13, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Throw some water on Dodi. (Rerun not included here)
2. Angela flubs her first word of the day: "uncharacteristically." Ricin manufactured. Guerrilla art removed from Capitol Hill. Buck Ownens "Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms" jokes. Knock-knock jokes.
3. Charlie Brown liner
4. E-mail from Brian about exercise, gets Pat to announce that he is off Atkins, has also tried vegan. Shasta Diet Cream Soda is the best. Back to Brian's routine: walked while listening to Pat, lost more than 200 pounds. Chris is late because his girlfriend didn't set the alarm.
5. Weather
6. E-mail from "Ron," Earthquake movie, theater gimmicks now at Disneyland attractions. Chris doesn't like spiders. Pat won't pick up poop and Patty won't pick up dead things.
7. Song of the Day contest
8. Chris ad parody: Emperor Auto Glass, giveaways. Charlie Brown liner
9. 75 year old writer, writes about Leon who was stuck naked between the toilet and the sink. Man sat "directly" on zucchini while nude, had to debate on calling for help to get it out. Pinhead Report.
10. Brian attempts to sing the Weisfield's jingle.
11. Charlie Brown liner
12. Marky Costello, gossip.
13. Tease
14. Ricky Abbott, waiting for five second delay in case he says a curse word.
15. Spinning the radio dial. Charlie Brown liner.
16. Agatha Cristie play "Black Coffee." Passive/aggressive coworkers, Angela's experience with them at Metro traffic. Pat's past work experience.
17. Song of the Day coming up. Doobie Brothers, "Listen To the Music"
18. Barry Bonds' 660th home run. Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms doctor jokes. CD skips ahead.
19. Weather
20. Trooper changes diaper, finds crack (not "a" crack).





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 13
April 13, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Tease for Bryon blabbing to the trainer about Mitch.
2. Mike Evans
3. Announcement
4. Mitch sees his television commercial. Lisa's day yesterday revisited. It got worse today. Back on Saturday Lisa blew out her knee dancing with a 90 year old. She got sports cream for it, and this morning she brushed her teeth with it.
5. Tease
6. Fitness update, more on Bryon blabbing to the trainer about how Mitch thinks the trainer's regimen is too easy.
7. President Bush's press conference to bump American Idol.
8. Top of hour
9. Seven reasons kissing is good for you, Lisa has questions.
10. Call for contest
11. Contest winner
12. Miss USA award clip, the MC races right past the name of the first runner up. Lisa jealous.
13. This week's Ultimate Idol winner.
14. Administrative Professional's Day. More on delayed American Idol.
15. Top of hour. Lisa reacts to story on increasing IRS audits.
16. Traffic
17. Tease
18. Miss USA interview.
19. Tease
20. Bathroom attendants making a comeback.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 14
April 14, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Emperor Auto Glass
2. Review of President Bush's press conference. Pat notes that Bush said he had a plan for getting out of Iraq, but Bush didn't say what it was. Mariner's woes.
3. Weather
4. Angela approached Pat's desk at an "awkward" time. Brian the intern's bit coming up. Ocoe, Florida practical joke: friend pulls down city official's pants in public.
5. Weather
6. Brian's bit: Crazy Earl's Electronics Emporium. Attempted segue to Purina One.
7. Contest annoucement
8. Pat commercial bit: "The A-prin-tice."
9. 7:11, Slurpee Time
10. Jennifer Dunn, "Born To Be Wild" Lincoln assassination anniversary, Ford's theater.
11. Baseball announcer bit
12. Contest winner
13. Alan White interview, drummer for Yes, John Lennon on "Imagine."
14. Charlie Brown liner
15. Begging signs. Arbor Day Tree Trivia with Angela Kirby.
16. More Tree Trivia
17. More Tree Trivia?
18. More Tree Trivia
19. Strange noise coming from somewhere. 24 show rescheduled against The Soprano's due to press conference.
20. Song of Day coming up
21. Cisco Mortenson
22. Weather
23. Announcement
24. Christopher Walken endorses KJR-FM. Pat told a donut joke at a police function, was booed. World cop donut eating contest. Wasps invade Pat's house, he called exterminator.
25. Earl complaint: Pat complains too much.
26. Announcement
27. Replay of Brian's bit, commentary.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 15
April 14, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Tease
4. Oprah and John Travolta party for their 50th birthday. Top 10 movie characters of all time.
5. Kelly Osbourn, "What If God Was One of Us"
6. Cow Pie Bingo!
7. Cow Pie Bingo call
8. Administrative Professional's vs. Secretary's Day.
9. Top of hour
10. Tax advice for criminals.
11. Call for contest
12. The Phrase That Pays. Winner: Hooker Hailstone, not excited
13. More on unexcited winner. Coming up...
14. Ultimate Idol.
15. Announcement
16. Cosmopolitan article on dating. "Where is first base?"
17. Top of hour
18. Traffic.
19. Tease for men's health topic. Lisa is not so sure that that information will ever be relevant to her.
20. Bryon bet Tina to eat a Milk Bone. She eats it on the air
21. Milk Bone follow-up, calls.
22. Men's health tips




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 16
April 15, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Charlie Brown liner cut off early at start of song lyrics
2. Pat worried that he screwed up the start of the show. George Tennant, 9/11 Commission. Bush ignored terrorism warnings. I-890 smoking initiative. The Ventures popular in Japan. Mariners woes. Someone kicking table in studio.
3. Charlie Brown liner
4. David Nam was kicking table. Concerts, Chris at Goo Goo Dolls. Pat at Frank Sinatra, kept repeating anecdotes. Taxes.
5. Baseball announcer bit, assistant with digestive problems.
6. Ricky Abbott rerun
7. Purina One
8. Contest annoucement
9. 7:11 Slurpee Time. American Idol has jumped the shark. Quentin Tarrintino as guest judge. The Bachelor clips with Billy and Nancy.
10. Charlie Brown liner
11. Restaurant upgrades at Coleman Dock. The Apprentice.
12. Public Service Announcement
13. Charlie Brown liner
14. Tax day. E-mail: where is Angela's picture on the web? Why is the contest line always busy?
15. The Ap-Print-Tice
16. Classic Hits DJ demo: Tony King.
17. Tony King Public Service Annoucement
18. Weather
19. Charlie Brown liner
20. Pat's blues songs: "Have You Ever Hit Your Crazy Bone?" etc.
21. Charlie Brown liner
22. Ernie Pino, no food today. Theater. Sound of Music sing-along. Oil can joke that no one gets.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 17
April 15, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Oldest worker retires: 104.
4. Club Nuveau, "Lean On Me"
5. Fitness update
6. Tease
7. American Idol, clips.
8. Top of hour
9. Job interview mistakes
10. Phrase That Pays contest winner
11. Starbucks has more caffeine than their competitors.
12. Evan and Jerran song
13. ... and interview.
14. Cowpie bingo, more questions about the cow's ability to perform and her accuracy.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Tease
18. Lex from Survivor.
19. Lisa going to a Mariners game on Kid's Appreciation Day. Man in cast in hospital hired a prostitute.
20. Subservient Chicken.com Lisa laughs and chokes on water.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 18
April 16, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Crazy Carl's. Marvin Gaye, "Let's Get It On"
2. Chris had to order from a theme restaurant with embarrassing food names. Sex offender out on technicality. Pat and Patty own 1/10th of a race horse.
3. Announcement
4. Another e-mail on busy signals on contest line. This one got through and let it ring for 20 minutes. The Apprentice, finale. Kill Bill Vol. 2. Boy threw cupcakes at driver.
5. Weather. Caller song suggestion
6. Patty Murray speaking at event with Pat, she stood on stool that was placed at podium while audience was distracted. Purina One, kitten formula.
7. "Death of a Salesman"
8. 7:11 Slurpee Time. Pat's diets, off fad diets. Pat became an evangelist to Veat. Latest fake meat names
9. Weather. Contest explaination.
10. The Police, "Every Little Thing She Does Is Magic" (Station goes into delay towards the end of the song, so it slows down)
11. Cricket Cola. McDonald's healthy choice (discussed just after Lisa discussed the same topic). Pat eats each food on his plate one at a time.
12. Brian tries to hit the Jared note.
13. Comment, by Brian.
14. The Apprentice.
15. Flym's Carpet Scraps 2
16. Charlie Brown liner
17. Charlie Brown liner
18. Tony King demo replay. Call from former announcer on KTOY, Tacoma. "This call has been traced..."
19. Tony King Public Service Announcement. Baseball announcer bit. Charlie Brown liner
20. Announcement
21. Fred Hopkins late in traffic.
22. Review of Fred's favorite movie: Glenn or Glynda (1953).
23. Traffic. ACT Theater "Black Coffee" tonight.
24. Announcement




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 44
Album 19
April 16, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mitch and Lisa can't say the name of Madonna's tour. "[blank] of Babylon." (Rhymes with "door.") Mike Evans
3. American Idol. The Apprentice
4. Survivor
5. Driver pulled over for driving erratically. Was playing violin.
6. Top of hour
7. Doing strange things for love: two prisoners went through the sewer pipes.
8. Call for contest
9. Winner
10. McDonald's adult Happy Meal. How can it be happy if it has no fries? There are 23 tablespoons of sugar in a Super Size soft drink.
11. Pet of the Week, read the "poop sheet" on him.
12. Cow Pie Bingo live from Puyallup. The cow was sick, so now it's pony pie bingo.
13. Top of hour
14. Traffic
15. The Apprentice. Cow pie update: now it's goats.
16. Administrative professionals event coming up.
17. Weather
18. Weekend Wazzup!
19. 17-year-old kid put a hit on his mom.






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 1
April 19, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. Scanning the dial
3. Black Coffee play at historic theater, former speakeasy.
4. Brian sings the Jared high note. Rosie laugh
5. Chris' new haircut. Why pay more for a haircut?
6. Song of the Day coming up
7. Traffic. Flym's Carpet Scrapps
8. What the Song of the Day is.
9. Ray in Fircrest rerun: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly.
10. You've Got To KFC What's Cooking! Tall person: 8' 4" and growing. Chris is 6' 4". Pat just six feet. East Indian Stretching Program. Purina One: Peanut Neukum.
11. Charlie Brown liner
12. Announcement
13. E-mail about song of the day contest. Ninja prank attracts attention. Pat would dress in incongruous costumes, gorilla mask. Was pulled over after the bank was robbed by those similarly dressed. Chris' stolen car prank attracted attention of police.
14. Charlie Brown liner
15. Tony King public service announcement
16. Angela's answering machine outgoing message prank.
17. Watergate: The Musical! Badly deteriorated tape copy.
18. Song of the day announcement
19. Chris spotted wanted suspect at his latte stand. Voice lifts for matching face lifts.
20. Pat Cashman Show sounder
21. Weather
22. This day in history, Oklahoma City bombing
23. Van Halen, "Jump"
24. E-mail from Mike, artists that sound better and worse live or on record. Old men's pants ride up.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 2
April 19, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Announcement
4. Captain Scott back. Are Speedos back in fashion? Lisa heard that Prince William played water polo in a Speedo.
5. Tease
6. Fashionably coordinating shoes important for men. No mayonnaise at Safeco Field. Lisa almost started a fight.
7. Lisa is "between husbands" and boyfriends, so it's the perfect time to learn new things. She will be taking salsa dance lessons, and jumping from a plane.
8. Top of hour
9. Administrative Professional event. Lisa's fitness before picture.
10. Call for contest
11. Contest winner
12. Tuxes and Tails. Lisa wanted to attend without Molly and Missy, but their fan club insisted they come.
13. Centipede dropped on Mitch in shower. Lisa at Mariners game last night, call from someone sitting next to her. Expensive stadium food. "Strawberry girl!"
14. It's okay for daughters to argue with mom.
15. Top of hour. Prince, "When Doves Cry"
16. Traffic. Prince has become a door-to-door missionary.
17. More entertainment news.
18. Tease
19. Cell phone feature automatically identifies songs. Ford armored car.
20. JPL interview from American Idol.
21. The Assistant coming up, looking for contestants




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 3
April 21, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Pause for a test
2. Announcement
3. Pat stuck behind slow driver. Road rage. Need to save the oceans now!
4. Weather
5. Announcement
6. Angela sleeps with a machine. Will she give birth to robots? Pat can't find recorded traffic sponsor. Don Hansler song "Seattle."
7. Don Hansler at end of news.
8. Pouring coffee
9. Announcement
10. Pat to MC the Soundies. They were inattentive to Stan Boreson.
11. Pat Dreyer's ad. Song of the Day. Ivan at the B&I ad.
12. Dead air at end of Song of the Day.
13. Eric hates the sound of styrofoam rubbing, and hates the jingle of a jewelry company that is used for another store in Florida.
14. Topic: sounds that drive you crazy. Rick Klump call
15. Announcement
16. Calls
17. More calls. Rude sound effects record contains "Wooden Bed Creaking" (sounds like a Thighmaster).
18. Call from "Jenny"
19. Jimmy in studio, he worked at the Freighthouse Square Subway, plugged something when he was on last week.
20. Earl call, talks with Chris.
21. Stephen Kilbreath says "Illinoise"
22. Email from Lisa Marie, "wooden spoons"
23. Announcement
24. Kate's birth remembered. Today is her birthday. Call from Queen Elizabeth.
25. Pat Cashman show souner
26. More Dan Hansler, "My Home Town." Seattle's musical heritage. More Jimmy. Dodi Manson: ad jingles.
27. Post-sports news comments
28. It's lovin' time
29. Announcement
30. King County collecting old cell phones for Earth Day. What if someone organized a collective worldwide drop, cover and roll? E-mail: old Tom Shane commercial remembered where he was remembering the kind of earrings that "screw off."





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 4
April 21, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Tease
4. Ice cream prices going up. Mitch likes vanilla. Mix 92.5 ice cream truck.
5. Tease
6. Tower of Terror ride.
7. Kit that tells you your ancestry. Mitch wanted to be a Native American.
8. Top of hour
9. Protecting passwords at work. Mitch says "fit out your password" in place of "figure out your password." Mitch hacked into his boss' voice mail after placing an angry rant call.
10. The Coors, "Summer Sunshine"
11. Contest winner
12. The Assistant. Lisa knows all about getting fired.
13. Ultimate Idol, Bryon won't reveal the names of the celebrity judges.
14. Tease
15. American Idol, Barry Manilow night.
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Entertainment news
19. Kimberly Loch, "Eighth World Wonder"
20. Lisa needs to change her wiper fluid. Caller: Mitch and Lisa have grown on her.
21. French fries cause cancer, should have a health warning.
22. More on ancestry kit, call.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 5
April 22, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. Just missed the Dori Monson car ad on TV, so Pat TiVO's it and plays it back. Iraq coffin photo.
3. Announcement
4. Pat hosted the Soundies last night. Chris played basketball last night, made one basket. Pat's brother played semi-pro in Europe. Angela is not athletic.
5. Weather
6. Announcement
7. "Take the Money and Run" handclaps. More Iraq photo.
8. Song of the day annoucement
9. Charlie Brown liner
10. Announcement
11. 7:11 Slurpee Time. Brian to write music like Don Hansler. "We Are the World" 18 year anniversary. American Idol.
12. Pat Cashman Show sounder
13. Announcement
14. Cows still eating chicken dung. Brian's songs, about other cities in the area.
15. More singing
16. More singing
17. "That's enough"
18. Song of the Day announcement
19. Announcement
20. Surf Dude reaction to Brian's singing. Says hello to the group, says "Hi, Lisa." Purina One
21. Wink Baker Investment Seminar
22. Chris says Burt Higgins says hot tubs kill old people. Higgins to move next week. Kept cat in hotel fridge. Chris' impression of an elf. "Matches, matches."
23. Tease
24. Charlie Brown liner
25. Is "debris" singular or plural? Romantic/non-romantic poems.
26. Dead air. Song of the Day annoucement
27. Ernie Pino.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 6
April 22, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Joined in progress, "Could we cuddle?"
2. Top of hour
3. Mike Evans
4. Lisa buys cheap watches and sunglasses. Caller wants to talk about American Idol.
5. "Seattle Weather" sounder played at end of weather report.
6. Commit to get fit. Victoria Clipper whale watching ad with Pat Cashman
7. Weather
8. Lisa to mow her lawn. Senator's wife hits person in dispute over mulch.
9. Top of hour
10. M's stink, garlic fries stink. People spitting on bus drivers in Scotland. What if Mitch and Lisa had a spitting contest?
11. Phrase That Pays: can't find a contestant.
12. Still can't find a contestant
13. Mitch and Lisa try several more times
14. Finally, a winner
15. Junk food is as addictive as drugs.
16. Junk food call. Alanis Morresette song
17. Lisa jury duty. Survey: what is the number one thing on your work list?
18. Top of hour. Caller suggestion for how to not be selected for jury duty.
19. Traffic
20. Tease
21. Kathy from Survivor interview
22. Lionel Richie in studio. Talks about Nichole, American Idol. Song, "Just For You"
23. More Lionel Richie
24. Lisa to salsa dance to Azteca commercial?




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 7
April 23, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Rerun of Chris' elf impression
2. Billy Joel, "You May Be Right"
3. Angela has a headache. Hot yoga. More Iraqi coffin photos.
4. Pat Cashman Show sounder. Charlie Brown liner
5. Pat leaving his job? He just won an Internet lottery that he did not enter.
6. Pat reads Maid Brigade sponsor, it gives him an idea.
7. Charlie Brown liner
8. Announcement
9. Pat saw Spirit of Washington train turn around in Woodinville. Leaving voice message to his boss that he is quitting. Caller e-mail.
10. Call from "Chuck," old high school buddy.
11. Announcement
12. More lottery, Orlando lotto scam. Chris' chain e-mail.
13. Announcement
14. Announcement
15. Lotto denouncement, Pat got scammed.
16. Purina One
17. 7:47, Boeing time. Husky Spring Fling. Charlie Brown liner
18. Announcement
19. Chris eating Snickers bar, because he pressed the wrong button on the vending machine.
20. Song of the Day announcement
21. Tease
22. Low carb diets. TiVOed news report on Northwest Cable News: keep "wigs" away from sick raccoons. Porky Bickford, gives short report, then Pat asks how he is doing.
23. More Bickford, between commercials.
24. More Bickford
25. More Bickford
26. Angela: "Partipitapting dealers." Low carb call. Pat and Patty own 1/10th of a race horse, running tomorrow. "Supreme Freedom"
27. Weather
28. Fred Hopkins. Cat used to be named "Smashmouth," now "Gary." Replay Chris' impersonation of Fred. Review: The Lost World (1960)





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 8
April 23, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. The Cars, "You Might Think"
2. Mike Evans
3. Announcement
4. Television. "Do not shave Friday," Bryon's face and Lisa's legs. Friends final episodes. Bryon's girlfriend.
5. Song
6. CBS shows the Princess Diana injury photos.
7. Announcement
8. American Idol voting. Survivor.
9. Top of hour, Missy the dog toots. Soft Cell, "Tainted Love"
10. Proposed crime against wearing low riding jeans.
11. Call for contest
12. Contest winner
13. The Assistant coming up
14. Pet of the Week: Allie the cat. Cat can't deal with other cats. Mitch and Lisa each have coworkers who can't get along with each other.
15. Foolin' around on a Friday.
16. The Assistant participants. Mitch and Lisa bicker.
17. Top of hour. More jury duty.
18. Traffic
19. Tease
20. Tuxes & Tails, Lisa's clothing preparations. Mitch wanted to be a street sweeper. Donald Trump defends Michael Jackson. Lisa's jury duty.
21. Winning nickel slots. Weekend Wazzup! Bryon to be at Wizard of Oz sing-along.
22. Alanis Morissette song
23. Lisa to call court about jury duty. Review of jury duty sequence of events. No one answers.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 9
April 26, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Underpants Crafters
2. David Nam sneezes. Mamosa tree. Bryan coughs. Polio vaccine, in the eye? Mariners woes.
3. Request for "Pillow Talk," by Sylvia.
4. Announce
5. Parking meters for sale. Pat went to Emerald Downs to see his 1/10th ownership horse, witnessed multi-car pileup.
6. Announce
7. "Melon camp." Media recorded authorities telling Pat Tillman's widow about his death.
8. Dead air.
9. Charlie Brown liner
10. Song by Chicago with cow bells, Nancy appearance. Crisco Morison, "There's no garden in here!"
11. Charlie Brown liner
12. "Another One Bites the Dust," Pat bites dust. Column: Etiquette at business lunch or dinner. Quiz. Bug in the salad, Angela screams.
13. Brian's comments about cherry tomatos.
17. Dreyers ad, Pat installing freezer.
15. Announcement
16. Dog eats 28 golf balls.
17. "Stop Doing That!"
18. Quizzno's ad, Angela says "Toasty flat beds." 85 degree weather today. Angela and Pat Dreyers ad, she sounds similar to the other woman in the ad. Contradictory love poems.
19. Bryan tries to hit the high note from Jared ad.
20. Charlie Brown liner
21. Announcement
22. Follow up on Raccoon and "wig" story. Purina One
23. Charlie Brown liner
24. Announcement
25. Mariners woes.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 10
April 26, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Too hot to sleep. Mike Evans
3. Este Lauder dies. Lisa recalls getting ready for Tuxes and Tails. The Assistant. Radio station's women's room requires secret code, men's room does not.
4. Assistant challenge coming up. Toad the Wet Sprocket, "All I Want"
5. The Assistant challenge: "Picture It."
6. Assistant follow-up.
7. Madonna song with scratch mix acoustic guitar
8. Lisa's jury duty. Was off for a year last year, why didn't they call her then? E-mails
9. Top of hour
10. Traffic
11. Call for Phrase That Pays.
12. Contest winner.
13. It costs businesses when people don't call in sick who should.
14. The Assistant update. Group three missing.
15. Announcement
16. Group 3 update.
17. Top of hour
18. Lisa Sky diving and salsa lesson update.
19. Tease
20. Interview Jennifer Hudson, American Idol.
21. The Assistant results.
22. Announcement
23. Call for Lisa, she's still salsa-ing. Study: women attracted to attractive men for dating, but not for long-term relationships.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 11
April 27, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Fragment
2. Delay turned on at end of song. Traffic
3. Friends ending. "Way" used as an adjective. UW sports drugs scandal. Brian waiting for a call.
4. Angela's dogs do tricks. Do cats do tricks? Chris cat problems.
5. Call from a woman who's cats do tricks.
6. Barry Bonds record. Pat's dad's sports album. Naughty bits removed from DVDs using software.
7. Pause for a test.
8. Rosie Grenadyne, "Good Night, Ladies"
9. This day in history, Edward R. Murrow audio. Clean DVD player. David sneezes outside of studio.
10. Earl call on topic: wants software that blanks out all the non-funny stuff on Pat's show.
11. Alligators have the strongest bite. Pat jogging by Mexican golf course story.
12. Terry call, played with gator when they were both kids.
13. More on cats not learning tricks, not using the litter box.
14. Cat call: four litter boxes.
15. "Elenor Rigby" parody: "Angela Kirby." She sings the traffic as she continues parody.
16. Trying to make ramen chic.
17. Analyzing On-Star ad, "Ooooohhhhh!"
18. Announcement
19. Pat's Dudley Do-Right impression. Classified ads.
20. Brian disappeared after Pat gave him $20 to bring back food. Purina One.
21. Angela makes balloon animals. Cicadas.
22. Song of the day announcement





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 12
April 27, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Mike Evans
2. Announcement
3. Commit to get fit.
4. Assistant challenge: "Commute the coffee."
5. Tease for new videogame: "Playboy: The Mansion"
6. Prosser 15 year old art student's drawings draw the attention of Secret Service.
7. Top of hour
8. Salsa dance update.
9. Call for Phrase of the Day
10. Winner
11. Ways to save a minute of time while doing everyday tasks. Lisa keeps her phone books in her oven.
12. Ultimate Idol
13. Pre-cleaning the restroom. Urinal through.
14. Top of hour
15. Captain Scott flubs.
16. Tease
17. Tease
18. John Curley call, didn't like Mitch's oatmeal cookies last time. Best of Western Washington, Lisa still most eligible bachelorette.
19. Wrong music. Assistant result: Shelby fired.
20. New reality series, based on Beverly Hillbillies, with the Hiltons. [Tape ends.]







Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 13
April 28, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Joke
2. Slap Happy instead of Ray from Fircrest.
3. Announcement
4. Wind storm. 15 year-old Prosser boy and Secret Service trouble.
5. Friends trivia starts today, Pat was not informed.
6. Announcement: Silly Love Songs
7. More storm. Friends finale.
8. Pat lost something in the storm
9. Friends trivia, Pat can't find Friends theme
10. We have a winner
11. Weather
12. Tease
13. Rod Danz "Satisfaction." Pet Diaries. Camel spiders.
14. Friends trivia
15. "Creamy" avocados? House fire in Canada to get rid of wasps. Hercules theme song by Johnny Nash.
16. Tease
17. Traffic
18. Ricky Abbott, venya latte.
19. Pause for a test
20. Announcement: It's contest time
21. Traffic
22. Marky Costello, host and casting director of "Next Action Hero." Says some of the contestants "suck ass. Can I say that on the radio?" Segue into Purina One.
23. Weather
24. 101st nationwide caller (making fun of clip of actual winner).
25. More winner
26. More winner
27. More winner
28. More winner
29. More winner
30. Announcement
31. Contest winner clip played with various sound effects.
32. Time annoucement, to song intro with ticking.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 14
April 28, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5
(Nearly inaudible reception, weak signal due to storm)

1. Top of hour
2. Traffic
3. Tag
4. Announcement
5. Location Earth Dog Tag.
6. The Assistant setup.
7. Tease
8. American Idol
9. Top of hour
10. Ebay wedding dress with male model.
11. Phrase That Pays
12. Winner
13. Bill collectors use pizza delivery records to find deadbeats.
14. Ultimate Idol wildcard selection, Mitch and Lisa can't agree.
15. Votes are coming in for The Assistant
16. Storm
17. Top of hour
18. Mike Evans
19. Assistant results: breakfast for the morning show.
20. Captain Scott: "A problem has 'cramped' up." Assistant firing: Kim from Renton
21. Announcement: I'm so stuffed.
22. Final Oldsmobile rolls off the line. Women don't take pictures of their car.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 15
April 29, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. 10 in a row e-mail rerun.
2. Announcement
3. Boat parade, under-aged drinker story. McDermot Pledge of Allegiance. Mariners losing so much, it's just like the old days at The Kingdome. Kingdome memories.
4. Has Pat got the Friends theme? Crime Watch, Pat mentions problem with other audio leaking through the Crime Watch theme.
5. Pouring coffee. Ringo Starr, "It Don't Come Easy"
6. Pat's grandmother's curse words. Angela makes balloon animals on the air.
7. Final Friends episode event coming up.
8. Charlie Brown liner
9. Reality show-like promotions for 20/20 baby adoption special.
10. Friends trivia
11. Trivia answer
12. Mariners woes, angry phone message from non-fan.
13. Comment on Steven Kilbreath's comment on the weather.
14. Song of the Day contest
15. 7:47, Boeing time.
16. High School nicknames, Bend Lava Bears. NASA astronauts went to Bend lava fields. Lake Washington Kangaroos play in the Kang-Dome.
17. "Creamy" avacado.
18. Glurge: "why are we still there?" Gift pack sent from Cash Call contest winner, to the fine folks at "KHJ-FM."
19. Friends trivia
20. The Police, "Don't Stand So Close To Me"
21. "Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms" jokes, Pat screws up the second one. Says "proposition" instead of "preposition."
22. Pat with more accurate temerature than Stephen Kilbreath
23. Tease
24. Ernie Pino, brought margaritas.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 16
April 29, 2004
Thursday 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Tease
4. Commit To Get Fit
5. Assistant profiles
6. Trainer still in the room.
7. Assistant challenge, physical challenges. Wall sit.
8. Winner, right at the top of the hour.
9. Further challenges: flexibility
10. Phrase That Pays contest
11. 97 year-old gets ticket for expired tabs in Texas. Lisa does old Texas woman voice.
12. Weather
13. Lisa hate mail, from Stephanie, alleges that she hates everyone and everything.
14. Friends party coming up. Mitch is "Mr. Controlly Pants." Lisa is wearing Bryon's glasses.
15. Assistant firing.
16. Weather. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Tease
19. Alisha from Survivor interview
20. Tears For Fears, "Everybody Wants to Rule the World"
21. Found: the lost city of Atlantis, and Noah's Ark
22. Hate mail re-read. E-mail from Stan. [tape ends]




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 17
May 3, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Fans around the world
2. Pat caught unawares, didn't have Angela's mic on. Pat tries to be a standard DJ with a puker voice. Ferry fares up. 10.5 earthquake movie.
3. Tease
4. Angela mowing and weed whacking for the first time. Pat helps the Higgins move. They wrap their plastic dishes against breakage.
5. Mariners comment
6. Announcement
7. Friends trivia
8. Still waiting for an answer
9. Winner
10. Scanning the dial
11. Three Dog Night, "Mama Told Me"
12. Saturday Mariners loosing post game show recreation. Angela does a character voice and Brian does his whiny kid voice.
13. More press conference
14. Still more press conference
15. Announcement
16. Traffic
17. Not everyone a fan of Friends. E-mail on Mets fans by Pat Alder.
18. Short e-mail from Iraq.
19. 7:47 Boeing time. Billy Joel, "Big Shot"
20. Angela ad read: "No fee to talk with a telephone 'banger.'" Pat with Gas.
21. Flym's Carpet Scraps
22. Weather
23. This day in history. Dave Dudley birthday. Margaret Thatcher interview.
24. Weather
25. Announcement
26. Friends contest, The Sandilings have won both earlier contests. Simpsons voice actor dispute settlement. Eyeball jewelry.
27. Short sports comment
28. Weather
29. Brian sings Jared high note. Ask Marilyn column.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 18
May 3, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Announcement: Monday's here
4. Mariners. Ultimate Idol result: Anthony C.
5. Assistant challenge: part 1, trivia. Part 2, write a Mitch and Lisa promo.
6. Announcement
7. Ebay auction, loser tracked down winner.
8. Top of hour
9. Car ownership determines level of romance.
10. Contest
11. Winner
12. Lisa eating a muffin. Interview with Ultimate Idol winner Anthony C.
13. Sex In the City movie update. 10.5 movie.
14. Billy Joel car crash. Juror appreciation week. Lisa got out of jury duty (or so she thinks).
15. Top of hour
16. Lisa flub: "Check by and stop out."
17. Tease
18. Traffic
19. Rick Springfield interview. "Jessie's Girl"
20. The Assistant, trivia questions. Promo played. Firing.
21. Friends party




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 45
Album 19
May 4, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. Rosie laugh after "Momma's got a squeezebox"
3. Traffic
4. Tuesday donut jones. Angela's cats, hip surgery. Iraq torture photos. Auburn dog law.
5. Weather. KING-TV ad, juxtaposition of thought
6. Pat comes on the air with a mouth full of donut.
7. Friends finale. TV reporters who look too good.
8. Weather
9. Announcement
10. Traffic sponsor, name does not match copy. Lowes vs. Toyota dealers. Party barge sank due to nude beach viewing.
11. Fine Furniture Direct Warehouse Superstore Outlet Unlimited
12. Scanning the dial. Charlie Brown liner
13. Announcement
14. TV shows. Chris parody ad.
15. Trivia contest solved
16. Weather. Pat Cashman Show sounder
17. Announcement
18. Heart concert sold out.
19. Pat born to lap dance. Pat doesn't watch new movie DVD extras. Marx Bros. movies on DVD. Pat called KING programming department asking for the time of the Three O'clock Movie. Local station personnel editing movies for length.
20. Putazone
21. Announcement
22. Non-existent Swedish monster on endangered species list.
23. Rosie laugh during Weisfield commercial clip.
24. Beatles, a band that needs no back-announce. Buying Rainier Beer just for the commercials. Crow encounter.
25. Charlie Brown liner
26. Announcement
27. Traffic
28. Friends party, will people be talking during the show?
29. Weather
30. Summer movies. Van Helsing is overpromoted. Joel McHale mention in Spiderman 2.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 1
May 4, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. News: Seattle Monorail recall
2. Lisa's cow bone jaw. Recalls chasing Mitch with tooth. Tease for artificial tooth story she never read.
3. Mike Evans 10.5 TV movie review.
4. Tease
5. Mitch wants a boat. Passengers in boat capsized it leaning in one direction... to look at nude beach.
6. Assistant setup: making a Mix remote appearance.
7. Announcement
8. Celebrity near-death experiences.
9. Top of hour. Lisa's toilet problems
10. Making your home more guy-friendly.
11. Phrase That Pays contest
12. Winner
13. Assistant update.
14. Cosmopolitan true confessions: someone discovers your nude photos.
15. Tease
16. Traffic
17. Top of hour
18. Traffic
19. Tag
20. Matchbox Twenty, "Unwell"
21. Commit to get fit, sixth week. Razorba, back hair cutting system (razor on a stick).
22. Assistant results.
23. Assistant firing [tape ends].




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 2
May 5, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Medicated Ovalteen. Charlie Brown liner
2. Announcement
3. Angela: "Ruth Chris's Steak House." Mom and Me at the Zoo, is a living hell. Mariners. Iraq prison abuse. Tent city.
4. Pat Cashman Show sounder
5. Announcement
6. Traffic
7. E-mail on Brian singing Jared jingle. Testing the microphones.
8. Friends final episode. Brian's bathroom light went out, so he shaved in the dark. Light bulb jokes over Clarence "Frogman" Henry.
9. Charlie Brown liner. Queen, "Best Friend" "7:11, Slurpee Time"
10. TV shows, CSI. Higgins move, Burt remembers his first radio, battery operated.
11. Weather
12. Traffic
13. Dave Ross for congress? They asked Pat, but he turned them down.
14. Tease
15. Traffic
16. Ricky Abbott, Kinko de Mayo, beer drinks.
17. Margaret Thatcher interview rerun.
18. Traffic
19. Marky Costello
20. Sound effect at the beginning of "Drive My Car"
21. Traffic
22. Joke sent in by Joel: three men of religion try to convert a bear. News: woman cited for laughing too loudly. 97-year-old arrested for driving without insurance.
23. Charlie Brown liner
24. Traffic. (Skipped Rikky Abbott rerun)
25. Upcoming events





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 3
May 5, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Captain Scott says "Sividale." Mike Evans
3. What is more important to have at work: coffee or internet access? Lisa has never been to Daniel's Broiler.
4. Assistant challenge: create an entertainment report.
5. Friends contest winner
6. American Idol
7. Top of hour
8. Competitive eater Crazy-Legs Conti tries to eat a phone booth full of popcorn.
9. Call for Phrase That Pays contest
10. Contest winner
11. Speckles the Chicken update: dies.
12. The Assistant: entertainment reports.
13. Weather
14. Traffic
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Entertainment news. Someone at station meeting gave the finger.
18. Comment on Lisa's Events and Adventures ad
19. Speckles the Chicken update, Mitch and Lisa bicker. Call from someone who disputes Speckles' popularity in Central Oregon.
20. Assistant result: Marci fired.
21. Announcement
22. Getting dumped by text message.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 4
May 6, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Pure Crap of the '60s & '70s
2. Charlie Brown liner
3. Pat sick of Friends hype. Disney World's Mission Space has sent six people to hospital. Disney press conference, recreation with character voices. Mariners' post game recreation (sounds very similar to the previous post game bit).
4. Weather
5. Charlie Brown liner
6. Traffic
7. Introduction for Rickky Abbott rerun.
8. Announcement
9. Pat Cashman Show sounder
10. This day in history. Four minute mile. Hindenburg disaster.
11. "You want the truth?" line read from caller.
12. Pat sings call letters along with Chicago song
13. Interview with George W. Bush. Mentions Friends, suggests reversing the Mariners' slogan "Hey now" to "won yeh!"
14. Weather
15. Pat flub: "94 point... 95 point... somewhere in there."
16. Traffic
17. Overused cliches revisited. Pat's hatred of cliches supported by a poll.
18. Weather
19. Announcement
20. More on cliche topic.
21. Dodi Manson, Friends hype.
22. Tony King public service annoucement
23. Announcement
24. QFC and Fred Meyer spots scheduled for same traffic report, Pat erupts. Spiderman logos on baseball bases.
25. Tease
26. Traffic
27. Four minute mile, Pat's dad tried to encourage Pat to go for that target. Blowing into the mic. Hindenburg again.
28. Tease
29. Traffic
30. Ernie Pino, making reservations for Mother's Day





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 5
May 6, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Tease
4. Interview: Trish from The Bachelor
5. The Assistant challenge: book a major celebrity for the morning show.
6. Spiderman logos on baseball bases.
7. Top of hour
8. Mitch plays disco lights for "I Feel For You." Tattoo parlors in Canadian prisons.
9. Phrase That Pays contest and winner
10. Assistant interview: Jay Buner
11. Celebrity fight: Jim Belushi vs. Julie Newmar. Lisa's minor neighbor conflict.
12. Announcement
13. Scientific reason why men are (p) whipped.
14. Mitch used to make prank calls.
15. Traffic
16. Recovering from Cinco de Mayo.
17. Tease
18. Interview from Seane from Survivor. Mitch has visited emergency room once, for fish hook.
19. Rosie O'Donnel back. Mitch is confused riding the bus in the Seattle area.
20. Tease
21. Former Assistant Marci calls, about second Assistant interview. [tape ends]




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 6
May 7, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. President Bush interview rerun
2. Announcement
3. Car in bus tunnel. Pitcher with blown save gets credited with win. Friends final episode. Shows don't end with a tight or twist ending any more, like The Fugitive.
4. Friends question.
5. Charlie Brown liner
6. Pouring coffee over traffic
7. "I Don' Wanna Do Dat."
8. Coming up: Rock & Roll A-Z
9. Announcement
10. Survivor
11. Dodi Manson rerun clip
12. Announcement
13. Traffic
14. Friends party. Mariners post game show, still dull.
15. Car show event coming up. Charlie Brown liner
16. Announcement
17. Friends
18. Announcement
19. Crone's disease, Pearl Jam member.
20. Miss Dudley, Rod Danz request.
21. Announcement
22. Announcement
23. "Shattered," sound effect
24. Crisco Morrison, not Mortenson. Flowers grow faster with steroids.
25. Charlie Brown liner
26. Tease
27. Traffic. Skipped post game show rerun.
28. Multiple audio
29. Pat disputes Stephen Kilbreath's temperature
30. Charlie Brown
31. Tease
32. Traffic
33. Fred Hopkins. Greg Taco demands for coming on the show. Review: "Mad Love" (1935) Peter Lorie: "It is I who am mad."





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 7
May 7, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Mitch and Lisa do the entertainment report. Friends finale
2. Mitch & Lisa Show sounder
3. Eating "skate" wing at Ocean Air seafood restaurant.
4. Tease for Assistant challenge
5. Laughter while coming back from song. Lisa drops hints for Mitch for Mother's Day in See's chocolate spot. Final Assistant day.
6. Phrase That Pays coming up
7. Announcement
8. Survivor final four.
9. Top of hour
10. Friends party
11. Call for contest
12. Winner
13. Lisa's levels of makeup and hair.
14. Pet of the week. A good test for puppies is to turn them on their back. Mitch says it works for girlfriends too.
15. Tease. Mitch can't say "statistics"
16. Fitness update.
17. Top of hour Studio Christmas lights still up.
18. Another entertainment report, Friends.
19. Lisa to spend Mother's Day with her aunt, her surrogate mother. Assistant challenge: three questions.
20. Assistant review montage. Winner: Megan.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 8
May 10, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Part of Dodi Manson rerun, health and fitness.
2. Pat Cashman Show sounder
3. Announcement
4. No Angela, broke her toe. Chris went to pick up his grandfather just as the Mariners lost.
5. Weather. The Who, "Pinball Wizard"
6. Traffic
7. More on Angela's toe, stuck in Eastern Washington because nothing was open yesterday. Mother's day at seafood restaurant. Disastrous past Mother's day: no more chairs! This is almost word for word a reading of a newspaper column from May 21, 2001. Pat said it was from two years ago.
8. Weather
9. KJR-A-Z. Pat and Chris imply that it is alphabetical by artist, not title (Aaba to ZZ-Top). Brian can't reach Angela. News item: Cat maims Postman Pat. Angela on phone, injury story. Angela is not a pirate.
10. Phone call from mailman about a wild cat.
11. Charlie Brown liner
12. Traffic. 7:11 Slurpee time.
13. More on Angela's toe. Van Helsing review: "Damn Hell Stink." Comedian Alan King dies.
14. Announcement
15. Announcement
16. Traffic
17. Survivor clip. Chris performs a home improvement: installs a cat door. Uses old tools from "Popps" (Burt Higgins).
18. Tease
19. Pat with Gas, Mariners. "If things don't improve, think about the young guys." Sports guys don't sashay.
20. Dodi Manson rerun clip. Charlie Brown liner
21. Announcement
22. Traffic
23. More toe. Distracted driving. April Fool's bit remembered: no open food containers in car.
24. Pat caught by dead air
25. Announcement
26. Traffic
27. More Mother's Day at restaurant. Hot air balloon ride two years ago. (May 30, 2002 column)
28. Weather
29. More toe. More on chair shortage issue.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 9
May 10, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5 (Variable reception)

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Weather
4. In Australia, authorities blasted country music at locals so they would clear out for the locals. Mitch hates country music, almost had to work for a country station.
5. Tease
6. Lisa's really lame musical joke about a car with a lost wheel. Survivor. Lisa hearing voices.
7. Tease
8. Dumb criminal story: wanted to commit third strike to stay in jail for life.
9. Top of hour
10. Milwaukee sausage mascot update.
11. Call for contest
12. Excited winner
13. Survivor, Mitch wants to nominate Lisa for an upcoming Survivor.
14. Mitch saw and hated Van Helsing. Lisa played golf. Popular baby names.
15. Announcement
16. Brutally honest personal ads. Mitch doesn't understand abbreviations in personal ads.
17. Top of hour
18. More Mitch hating Van Helsing. Also, theater didn't have Milk Duds.
19. Tease. Lisa Foster ad for Advance Laser Clinics hair removal
20. George Haff from American Idol.
21. Alan King, Osmond mother dies. Lisa's Donny Osmond pillow case. Ex-wife at wedding.
8:56 Survivor, caller predicted Amber would win.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 10
May 11, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Animal House clip
2. Announcement
3. Angela back, talk about toe. Iraq prison abuse. Gas prices.
4. Charlie Brown liner
5. Traffic
6. Joke by Joel. Brian's arc: enthusiastic on the first day, then already late by the fourth day. Enumclaw's baby.
7. Weather
8. Swedish dog calls police. Purina One: getting your cat to exercise.
9. Scanning the dial. Charlie Brown liner
10. Angela rings her bell to get Brian.
11. More toe. Lost activity in modern times: beer can collecting.
12. Chris' beer can opening sound effect.
13. Traffic
14. Chris used to do the flight attendant chime. Pat's big butt. Old-fashioned police reports.
15. Announcement
16. How did Angela break her toe? Pat wants to look at toe. He removes it.
17. Stress Incontinence
18. Announcement
19. Toe e-mails. Thin/fat celebrities.
20. Weather. Charlie Brown liner
21. Angela slow back to mic.
22. Mariners season: the curse of the trident. Chris bit: reversing the serious/light ad campaigns for the movies Van Helsing and New York Minute.
23. More light music
24. Charlie Brown liner
25. Announcement
26. How much longer is Angela in her cast? 24 show on against Dick Van Dyke Revisited. Bad review. Pat: "Play 24 in a row. No."





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 11
May 11, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Weather
4. J. Lo update.
5. Brutally Honest personal ads: Matt Steckler. (See also May 20, KJR-FM)
6. Tease
7. Survey: what would you prefer: a car or a beautiful woman?
8. Top of hour. Mitch likes big hair.
9. Five things to avoid as the opposite sex sizes up your house: Lisa fails all of them.
10. Call for contest
11. Winner. Ace of Base, "Don't Turn Around"
12. Big hair making a comeback. Lisa's hair, current color.
13. Mitch explains why traffic is heavy on Tuesdays. Survey: most popular words. "Defenistration."
14. Call: Lisa mispronounced "onomatopoeia."
15. Traffic
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Friends
19. American Idol on tonight, even though Lisa doesn't like it
20. Urinetown. Fitness update.
21. American Idol [Lisa:] "...is the stupidest show ever!!" Other TV shows.
22. Reaction to Dr. Phil ad
23. Traffic




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 12
May 12, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Dos Boys, "Signs"
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Brian waiting for a call. This show is a respite from a scary world. Nick Berg.
5. Weather
6. This day in history. Toe update, Angela drove to work today. Long cab ride story: Everett to Milwaukee, Wisconsin. Purina One
7. Gilligan's Island reality show
8. Announcement
9. Emptying Pat's septic tank, took a long time.
10. Sharon, the "What's goin' on!" girl. Echoy call.
11. Traffic
12. Ricky Abbott, Angela's bell.
13. Announcement
14. Traffic
15. Chris had a summer job on the Victoria Clipper, motion sickness. Nick Berg, contrast with prison abuse. Gilligan's Island reality show.
16. The Time.
17. Gilligan's Island reality show, interview
18. Concentrator Aid
19. Angela keeping foot elevated. Angela practicing driving with cast or with left foot. Marky Costello not there, Dramatic Recreation.
20. Angela does a live recreation of her part in Dryer's ad. Chris Cashman UPN11 ad.
21. More septic tank.
22. Tease
23. Traffic
24. Brian staring at phone. Brian's future prospects? Mark Wright from Q-13 News. Gadgets that can keep kids safe.
25. Announcement





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 13
May 12, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Lisa says "Mix 95" Mike Evans
3. Multiple TV shows on tonight
4. Mitch and Lisa's blooper ad on TV. David Cassidy in Wales.
5. Weather
6. Traffic. Two Train song contest
7. Announcement
8. Tease
9. American Idol, Lisa hears a few clips before she hits the wall.
10. Top of hour
11. Mitch and Lisa's fishing stories. Fisherman caught wedding dress.
12. Call for Phrase That Pays contest
13. Contest winner
14. Handsome men due to choosy women.
15. Tipping. Bryon tips less than Mitch or Lisa.
16. More tips, things servers do to get more tips.
17. Top of hour. The Cars, "You Might Think"
18. Traffic
19. Train contest coming up.
20. Tease. Mitch and Lisa talk so long that they have to start the song over to give them more time.
21. Trish from The Bachelor
22. Train contest, Lisa plays "Copa Cabana."
23. Contest winner
24. Traffic




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 14
May 13, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Traffic
2. KJR-AM host is talking about cutting off another driver. That driver is David Nam. Iraq torture fallout. There are no baseball players Pat's age anymore, Pat feels old.
3. Charlie Brown liner
4. Traffic
5. More David Nam incident. Naked escape.
6. Pat broke a hamstring while jogging. Frasier ending, Mariners connection.
7. Purina One: no more bad breath.
8. Brad Beagleman KJR ad
9. Traffic
10. Pat and Angela want/wanted to be a rock star. Setup for playing Chris' childhood rap recordings.
11. Charlie Brown liner
12. Sound effect at end of song
13. Traffic
14. Dr. Nurse and Purdy prisoner reading for the blind, want obscure medical dictionaries. Questions that have confused human kind.
15. Pat's Robert Stack impression. Call: lightbulb and ice maker in freezer.
16. Weather
18. Answers to questions. Brian late again, he said he would be a "little bit late."
19. Pat Cashman brand Pre-Chewed Food
20. Announcement
21. Frasier, Moose the dog in first class. More questions. Pat Dreyer's ad, truck
22. Weather
23. Tease
24. Traffic
25. Ricky Abbott rerun excerpt. Chris rap again.
26. Ernie Pino, Pat plays wrong music. Hotel restaurants closing, some staying open [retchhhhh!!!]





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 15
May 13, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Lisa flub: "KFC for QFC." Mike Evans
3. Announcement
4. Jury duty update. Lisa was too smug last week, now called for duty in Lake Forest Park.
5. Lisa filling out jury form. Mexican air force pilots spot 11 UFOs. Location Earth dog tags.
6. Tease
7. Five big ways to use women's fight tactics against her, FHM magazine. Lisa audibly rolls her eyes five times.
8. Top of hour
9. 7:11 Slurpee time! Marital fidelity by car type.
10. Phrase That Pays contest and winner
11. Frasier starting at 8:54. The Bachelor.
12. Mitch: "Seattle's best 'mic.'" The Bachelor's Mandy Jay.
13. Weather
14. Traffic. Contest review
15. Top of hour
16. Boston Robb from Survivor, he has a nice "B. A."
17. Tipping e-mail, discussion.
18. Montell Williams in studio, multiple schroliosis. [Lisa never mentions the distaste she expressed towards the story about Montell attending work meetings in his underwear that she read on August 8, 1996.]
19. Tease
20. More Montell [tape ends]




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 16
May 17, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. I Can't Believe It's Not Pat Cashman brand Previously Chewed Food
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Iraq official killed, other news discussion
5. Weather
6. Traffic
7. Fog of War parallels. News articles on new Seattle Public Library. Pat on UPN 11 Seinfeld contest. Another contest, working "Azkaban" into the conversation.
8. Weather
9. Pat tosses to the "dope" on the roads, Angela. Sponsored by Gorilla Glue.
10. "Azkaban!" Response to Brian's seat belt ticket.
11. Congratulations to the winner of the contest
12. Intro to "Bitchin' Cell Phone" played, then "Fast Food."
13. Traffic
14. New dryer for Pat's inlaws, need to specify three or four prong plug. Bullet found in Costco hotdog. Topic: strange things found in food.
15. Weather
16. Traffic
17. Ken call: drank cigarette butts. Other calls.
18. Pat with Gas. Mariners.
19. I Can't Believe It's Not Pat Cashman brand Pre-Chewed Food
20. Traffic
21. Staring contest in Japan turns ugly. Pat produced ads years ago, had to cast them and cast a person who later looked cross-eyed.
22. Traffic
23. Miki: racial integration in John Marshall Intermediate School in Wichita, 1947. $3 gas coming soon? Purina One: hefty Peanut.
24. Weather
25. Traffic
26. More gas shortage. May 19 consumer boycott. Pat drinking too much water?





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 17
May 17, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Weather
4. Mitch and Lisa taped Star Search Seattle this weekend. Other judges would make Lisa laugh. They could hold it inside, but Lisa couldn't help opening up her "horse mouth."
5. Counselor for The Swan ordered fake diploma.
6. Announcement
7. Announcement
8. Assistant winner on duty: Megan
9. Top of hour
10. 7:11 "Slurpee time!" Lisa's skydiving experience.
11. Call for contest
12. Story tattooed on different people one word at a time.
13. Superstar USA host Brian McFadden.
14. More skydiving. Mitch broadcast in a hot air balloon. They didn't tell him how they were going to land. Audio clip of Lisa after she lands.
15. Top of hour
16. Mitch is done with American Idol.
17. More entertainment
18. Tease
19. Jenny, the spy from The Bachelor. Lisa can lie like a rug.
20. Spiders in the bathroom. Mitch shampoos with his eyes open. Study: lottery winners are not happier than those who earn money. Men who date and marry slim women are unfaithful. Faithful men prefer size 16 women.
21. Ride the Ducks.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 18
May 18, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. The Apprin-Tice
2. Traffic
3. News of the day, garden glove bandit
4. Weather
5. Announcement
6. Traffic
7. Watching Jeopardy, playing along. Toe found in pickled pig's feet. Chris gives the food for gifts. Pat's brother and dad eats/ate it.
8. Charlie Brown liner
9. 6:50, Pat says the time is 9:50.
10. More pickled pig's feet. Wanted: Sonics PA announcer.
11. CK Fragrance
12. 7:07, Boeing time
13. Traffic
14. Azkaban contest. Don't call now!!
15. Breaking news: Tony Randall dies
16. Traffic
17. More Tony Randall. Wally Cox. Dodi Manson: TV pitch people. Did he say "Azkaban?"
18. Announcement
19. On-Star ad we'd like to hear.
20. National Dog Bite Prevention Week. Mt. St. Hellens.
21. Miki forgot what she was calling to talk about.
22. Dork, CK Fragrance
23. Announcement
24. Traffic
25. Gas prices. Global dimming.
26. Weather. Pat says "Poppycock."
27. Announcement
28. Seinfeld contest. Traffic
29. Pinhead report: School safety drill went too far. Motel room smeared with Vaseline. Anthens not ready for Olympics?
30. Announcement
31. Traffic
32. This day in history.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 19
May 18, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Mitch & Lisa wish The Marines well
4. $1000 omlette
5. What is more important: getting a pay raise or a better body?
6. Announcement
7. Tease
8. Mitch on Underground Tour. Mitch is waiting for Houdini every Halloween, Mitch and Lisa bicker.
9. Top of hour
10. Lisa was never able to balance the cash drawer, so they promoted her to supervisor. Story about Lisa working drive-thru window and dog biscuit on lane 8.
11. Call for Phrase That Pays contest
12. American Idol voting. Cicadas. Dead bug on Lisa's porch. Man got sick eating cicadas.
13. Using magazine perfumes. Latoya from American Idol.
14. Tease
15. Another light is on Lisa's dash: the Genie light. Could it be for oil?
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Tease
19. Family of mathematician suing Google for use of name their relative coined. Fitness update: Mix listener.
20. More car. Lisa's "egg carton" is empty. Ad flub: "stepomometer" Celebrity kid names. Car calls.
21. More car calls.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 46
Album 20
May 19, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Running late due to commercials piling up at the end of the overnight show.
2. Announcement
3. Traffic: "They're all doomed!"
4. Brian leaving in a month. Wolfowitz admits he made mistakes.
5. Pat Cashman Show sounder
6. Traffic is peachy, then you find the pit.
7. Azkaban setup. Pat can not remember actor's name. Someone calls to tell him it's Richard Harris. Chris' neighbors yelling.
8. Announcement
9. Traffic
10. Marky Costello impression
11. Stouthearted Men
12. Going deaf through radio headphones. Angela keeps hers turned down, so Pat can play with her mic.
13. More Chris' neighbor. Angela's neighbor, stripper. Pat caught doing southern preacher voice loudly in his house.
14. Weather
15. Traffic
16. Pat plays Devo song with historic protest sound clip: "1-2-3-4. We don't want no fuckin' war!" Pat said the dump button worked. Ricky Abbott, "he/she," "him/her." "Two dumps for the FCC."
17. Announcement
18. Pat Cashman Show sounder
19. Traffic
20. Crime Watch.
21. Stephen Kilbreath: "Offenseses"
22. Pat reacts to "Offenseses"
23. Announcement
24. Marky Costello.
25. "Offensesses" replay.
26. Seinfeld contest
27. Traffic
28. Don Ho, "Shock the Monkey." The Fixx, "These Boots Are Made For Walkin'" Pat and Chris wish they had echo on the radio, so they create fake echo. Tony Randall, "The Seven Faces of Dr. Lau." DDS diet appliance (minutes after Lisa on Mix 92.5 mentions the same thing). Restaurant service slow outside the United States.
29. Traffic





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 1
May 19, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Announcement
3. Announcement
4. Brittany Spears Ultimate Experience. American Idol, Mitch folds and starts watching again.
5. Interview with Morgan Spurlock, creator of "Supersize Me"
6. Weather
7. Avril Levine, "Complicated"
8. Lisa conflict while shopping at Old Navy: coughing kid.
9. Top of hour
10. More controlling other kids, calls
11. Call for Phrase That Pays
12. More kid topic.
13. American Idol voting.
14. Announcement
15. Study: people who have died while "performing intimate relations."
16. Top of hour
17. Lisa still digging holes in her yard.
18. More entertainment news
19. Announcement
20. Captain Scott says "as-phalt" Michael Radner, Gilda's Club
21. Tease
22. Barbie pill, makes you tan and fit but decreases your sex drive. Dental device helps you take smaller bites. Disciplining yourself to chew more. (A few minutes later Pat mentions this device using a similar approach on KJR-FM.)
23. Tease
24. Race for the cure. New craze for middle-aged women: slumber parties. Mitch's fantasy. Mitch and Lisa bicker.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 2
May 20, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Rickky Abbott rerun
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Yma Sumac song. Mariners woes. Chris recorded pregame material for his UPN 11 show, but without audio.
5. Traffic
6. Highlight of the day: Ray from Fircrest: Overactive Saliva Gland.
7. Announcement
8. REI announcer is so determined. New Seattle library is already over-hyped. Pat thinks of himself as literary, yet he was not invited to the opening while shock-jocks and sports show hosts were. New York Times critic gushes over new library. Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms jokes: cowboy jokes.
9. Azkaban contest start
10. Once a Day, Low Sodium etc, etc.
11. Announcement
12. Traffic
13. Enumclaw's baby benefit concert. Question about The Bobs. Song: "In the White Room." Purina One ad, Pat can't find his copy. He has Bob Case's copy, where the phone number says "BARK." Pat can't remember his version's phone number: "MEOW."
14. Sounder
15. Traffic. Sound effects under RV kissing ad.
16. Girl from Impinema, Mrs. Miller. Brutally Honest Personals: Matthew Stricler on phone. (See also May 11, Mix)
17. Weather
18. What is Brian's last name? "Azkaban!"
19. Traffic
20. Crisco Mortinson: on the Crisco diet.
21. Two audio sources playing at once.
22. Michelle call for artist mistakenly played previously
23. Announcement
24. Cost Plus wine spot, doesn't give you headaches like red wine. Price confusion.
25. Brian's art school, video project. Shooting in the men's lavatory, sharing with Sports Radio. Politics of cock fighting, hog/dog rodeos.
26. Cockfight government conspiracy call.
27. Charlie Brown comment on previous call.
28. Traffic
29. Seinfeld contest. Ray from Fircrest praise, Overactive Saliva.
30. Reaction to Home Depot ad
31. Announcement
32. Angela's short "boy" hair.
33. Ernie Pino, wrong music. Copper River salmon.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 3
May 20, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Lisa forgets how the contest works today. They are supposed to call the listener today, not have them call in. "I'm such a dork." Billy Idol, "Mony, Mony"
2. Mike Evans
3. Announcement
4. Man covers motel room in Vaseline. (Also: May 18 Pinhead Report, KJR-FM.) New home spa trend: powder mix can give you a tub full of jelly.
5. Sylvester Stallone on the show tomorrow. He wants to make a "Rocky" musical. Lisa: "Jeckle & Hyde: The Musical" is the dumbest thing ever! Tease for unusual names topic.
6. Contest coming up
7. Mitch and Lisa won't mention the Mariners again until they win. New Seattle library. Baby names. Mitch is an uncle to a baby named Audrey. He and Lisa say that they are now the crazy uncle/aunt who will never marry.
8. Mitch is such a clean freak. Going to Lisa's house, "eyes straight!" The Human League, "Don't You Want Me?"
9. Dangerous, dirty food.
10. Phrase That Pays contest and winner.
11. American Idol clips.
12. Cracker Jack no longer available at Yankee Stadium. Prizes found in cereal and detergent. Archies record on back of cereal box. The Bachelor finale. Topic: have you ever been nervous enough to hurl? Mitch threw up on the first day of school.
13. Hurl call
14. Bryon looks like Gary Locke. Chris and Tina leaving soon. What have they learned?
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Tease
18. Weather
19. Fitness Together final results. Lisa can't take her eyes off herself in the mirror. Inside Lisa's lunch bag. Bryon's song for Amy.
20. More Fitness Together, Mitch just finished doing pushups. Bryon still did more. Giant rats trained to sniff out land mines.
21. Tease for contest in next hour
22. Seinfeld and Superman 10 minute commercial. Tease for what happens to astronaut droppings.






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 4
May 21, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Rerun of caller's non-request for "Imagine"
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. "Lullaby of Broadway" (Rosie says "Glig!") "Hamster Love" (sounds like Angela is hearing this for the first time. Portland lawyer released in Spanish bombing case. Iraqi informant discredited. Dave Ross candidacy. Chris' yelling neighbor.
5. Charlie Brown liner
6. Pat Cashman Show sounder
7. Traffic
8. "Dead Skunk." Ted Crackerwagon complaining that he's not on often enough. He hates everyone.
9. Sean from southern Maryland.
10. Weather
11. Traffic
12. Mariners post-game recreation, a little more upbeat.
13. Pat Cashman brand Partially Chewed Food
14. Announcement
15. Don Hansler's "Seattle." Azkaban setup. 12 year-old's letter to Nordstrom. Chris' adolescent fashion experience story: XJ-900 shoes.
16. Traffic: "Things are rolling well--Azkaban."
17. More Dave Ross, Pat's Dave impression. Asteroids within Earth's orbit. Segue to Purina One.
18. Palisades Restaurant ad clip
19. Comment on ad
20. Traffic
21. Rock and Roll A-Z with more saliva. Next week: find Brian, win $100 in gas.
22. Rickky Abbott rerun clip
23. Traffic
24. Rod Danz "Physical," for Body by Jake Stienfeld, Major League La Crosse. Jake notices Pat and Chris as a father/son team.
25. Pat spills water on the newspaper, Chris is embarrassed. Creates "Dirty Laundry"
26. Sienfeld Contest
27. Surf Dude blonde joke
28. Stephen Kilbreath, "Everytime is a great time to drive... great"
29. "Where Is Brian" contest next week
30. Traffic, gong in road?
31. Fred Hopkins, performs for middle aged women. Review: Dracula, Dead and Loving It, (1995) Mel Brooks. [Tape ends]




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 5
May 21, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour Bryon and Lisa try to sign Mitch up for skydiving.
2. Mike Evans
3. Tease
4. Mariners win. Best movie death scenes. Lisa coaches Tina the Intern to say "Bambi," but it doesn't go as smoothly as planned.
5. Stallone coming up. Is it the real Stallone?
6. Announcement
7. Lisa putting on lip gloss for telephone interview. Sylvester Stallone, "The Contender."
8. Top of hour
9. Cell phone numbers to be published.
10. Call for contest. Lisa loses count.
11. What people are thinking about stuck in traffic. Sex!
12. Pet of the Week: Eddie, the 25 pound Great Dane puppy. Lisa allergic to cats, vodka.
13. Announcement
14. Shrek 2, reality shows. Nick and Jessica Variety Hour is the dumbest show ever!!
15. Mitch wants new-looking jeans. He wore Sears husky-size Toughskins.
16. Traffic. Someone at station is eating Chips-Ahoy in the closet.
17. Tease
18. Tease
19. Not-So Extreme Makeover.
20. Weekend Wazzup!! New Seattle library, "How does it stand up?"
21. Lori Bradley is on in a couple of minutes, or hours.
22. Hate Mail from Emily: "You are an idiot!!" Reaction to Old Navy coughing kid encounter.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 6
May 24, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Reference to wrong time check in Crisco Morrison rerun not included here
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Gas prices. Contest: Pull Brian's Finger at OPEC. Brian not driving the KJR-FM van. His car is covered in dents. Send along Beth the intern to look over Brian.
5. More Beth decision, she is attractive and Brian is embarrassed.
6. Charlie Brown liner
7. Traffic
8. More Brian contest. Pat and Kate column, chopped off in print version. "Working out." Pat and Kate on tape to finish column.
9. Traffic
10. Brian update. Enumclaw's baby event recap.
11. The Vermicular Diet
12. Announcement
13. Traffic
14. Brian update. Harry Potter premiere recap, Rick Hanson stepped on Angela's toe.
15. Contest winner Ruth Sandlin, of the Friend's contest Sandlins. Brian was over the ladder by the Ballard Locks.
16. Announcement
17. Two audios playing at once. "Whooops!"
18. Neil Goldschmidt, disgraced Oregon politician. His portrait hangs over the senate.
19. Tease
20. Pat with Gas. Gas jealous about Pat's column, so Pat will mention Gas next time.
21. Top of hour
22. Computer doesn't work, so Pat flips it off. Then Chris and Angela join in. Mariners season, they COULD come back. Stadium vendors using creative ways to get attention. M's play like they did in the 1970s, so why can't they roll back prices to that era? Scott, optimistic fan phones in. He still thinks the Mariners can get into the playoffs. Miki call.
23. Seinfeld contest
24. Traffic
25. Dave Dudley "Two Six Packs Away." Harry Potter series. More on Brian being paired with other intern.
26. Jim and Kate Lerher on phone
27. Traffic
28. Purina One.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 7
May 24, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mitch: "The sun is bright." Mike Evans
3. Tease
4. More celebrity news. Lisa went to the bathroom, broke her shoe and the toilet overflowed.
5. This is the second time Lisa has had to fix her shoes, from Stara Jones. Keeping receipts. Megan, The Assistant, learned a card trick at work. Where to buy shoes at 6:30 in the morning? Lisa is a shuffler.
6. Vending machine took $1.50 of Lisa's money.
7. 90-year-old woman got her GED. More on Lisa's sky diving.
8. Top of hour. Mitch and Lisa promise to get into the Guinness Book of World's Records somehow.
9. Lisa has trouble saying the time check. Smelliest celebrities. Number one: Brad Pitt. Lisa can confirm this from Penny LeGate, who interviewed him. Men's flatulence contests. Stinky coworkers.
10. Tease
11. Not so extreme makeover. Shrek box office.
12. Schwarzenegger's used cough drop on Ebay.
13. Quick review of Lisa's day
14. Lisa's problems in review. Stara Jones Shoes. Meagan gets shoes from Rite Aid.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Tease
18. Al Roker on phone. Diet.
19. Mitch likes vegetables, even Brussel sprouts, which Lisa thinks tastes like B. O. Riding roller coaster naked to set world's record. Lisa to judge fire fighter calendar.
20. Free gas contest coming up
21. Men getting fake pectorals implanted. Lisa explains the difference between muscles and breast tissue. Breasts are soft. Mitch went to a different place.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 8
May 25, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

2. News: Porn Fest canceled. Brian about to leave for gas hunt.
2. Announcement
3. Traffic Good weather too tedious.
4. Brian contest, update on sending him out with a beautiful intern yesterday. Blair is with him today. Pat at golf course yesterday for charity tournament. Bush speech yesterday.
5. Announcement
6. Angela wants you to report if someone is losing a load.
7. Song: "In Heaven There Is No Beer." Brian contest. Equivalent $5.70 a gallon gas in U. K. Noisy glass door to producer's "sound proof" room next door, Chris demonstrates. Duane e-mail, Mariner and Yankee fans. TV shows: 24 and Sopranos. Surprise endings are available on the internet.
8. Weather
9. Traffic
10. "Rocket In My Pocket," Stan Beaver interview recalled. More spoiled surprise endings. Brian update. He's at his location. Clues: city with its own aroma, by a restaurant that begs for attention.
11. Contest winner already: B. J. Drake at Poodle Dog restaurant of Fife.
12. Traffic
13. Briget Tennis, local nominated for teacher of the year.
14. Charlie Brown liner
15. Traffic
16. News: most popular dog names. Poodle Dog restaurant. Patty is fan of Fear Factor, but it grosses Pat out. Contestants are putting live scorpions and other crawlies into a meat grinder and eating the result. Why isn't PETA protesting this show?
17. Involuntary Urination
18. James Brown test
19. Weather
20. Traffic
21. Dodi Manson, gas prices.
22. The Time
23. Announcement
24. Angela says "Brought to you by the fine people at..." to stall while she finds her ad copy. Pat says this may backfire some day.
25. Contest recap, winner was not very excited. Purina One, your can't won't tell you what he wants.
26. Charlie Brown liner
27. Announcement
28. Traffic
29. Jim and Kate Lerher, novel writers. [tape ends]





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 9
May 25, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Lisa ordered a hand-cranked ice cream maker. Mike Evans
3. Lisa Foster Stephen Anderson ad
4. Tease for Bryon gas contest on Friday
5. More ice cream maker. How much is four quarts? Not-so Extreme Makeover.
6. Ice cream maker, will Lisa use it only once? Four quarts is one gallon. Lisa having second thoughts. Qualifications for participating in station internship program. Star Pet is the stupidest show ever.
7. Weather
8. Buying ice cream ingredients. Did Lisa sneak into an R-rated movie? Mitch snuck into Scarface. Mitch is still carded today. The R-Card.
9. Top of hour
10. Bush speech. American Idol. Tease for question on tandem jump.
11. Weather
12. Hair quality controlled by genetics. Lisa thinks this is too obvious, so Mitch doesn't read the story. Tandem jump explanation (scratchy reception). Mitch won't jump.
13. Plumbers in women's room, Lisa had to go. Star Search Seattle coming up, other judges would make Lisa laugh.
14. 21 reality shows on TV this fall. Cleaning up the Las Vegas stink. Men, not "people," relieve themselves on the street.
15. Top of hour. Ace of Base, "I Saw the Signs"
16. Traffic. Why are fines such an odd number?
17. Lisa getting ready for firefighters
18. Tease for gas contest
19. Firefighters in the studio for calendar. Lisa to be judge.
20. Mitch could look buff like the firefighters, if he wanted to. Station's broken vending machine, they call vending company.
21. American Idol final performance show tonight
22. Machine fixed already. Superstar bad-singer reality show, clips.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 10
May 26, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Putazone
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Walter Brenan, "Water." Brian gas contest setup.
5. Announcement
6. Traffic
7. Brian clue: "It's raining where I'm going." E-mail: reception condition in Mulkelteo. Frizzled Six, the gene responsible for bad hair. Patty's bad hair, just like in photograph of a relative.
8. Charlie Brown liner: Anger Management.
9. Brian hint: There should be more nudity here. Instant winner: Duane.
10. Boogie Down With the Classics
11. Tease
12. Pinhead Report: Suspect swallows knife. Bird pooped in Cindi Lauper's mouth. In China, a man sues his wife for giving him an ugly baby. (Mitch and Lisa will read this story on August 4.) Flip Wilson ugly baby sketch.
13. Charlie Brown liner.
14. Announcement
15. Secret location revealed late. Brian was at the XXX restaurant.
16. Ricky Abbott, motorcycle helmet. Pomp-up book on Lynnwood. (Hooters is strangely absent.)
17. Announcement
18. Traffic
19. Chris had dental work without Novocain.
20. More surgery during commercials
21. More surgery during commercials
22. More surgery during commercials
23. "Grand Goodive here"
24. Announcement
25. Marky Costello
26. Traffic
27. Gas prices. Kerry in town. Pat saw Robert Kennedy in Bend.
28. Tease for traffic
29. Traffic
30. Jimmy escorted out of building. He met Pat at Freighthouse Square as a Subway sandwich worker. He keeps showing up expecting money from Pat.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 11
May 26, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mitch forgot to turn on his mic. Mike Evans
3. Tease
4. Interview with The Swan winner.
5. Germ update of the day. Doctor neckties.
6. Announcement
7. Bryon hand signals. "He thinks we're number one!" Not So Extreme Makeover
8. Top of hour
9. Entertainment news.
10. Announcement
11. How women can release dopamine in men to get them attached to her.
12. A flag is up in the rain. Star Search Seattle. American Idol.
13. Call on Mitch supposedly boycotting American Idol
14. Most popular stolen car. Lisa's messy car.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Tease
18. Tease
19. Urinetown cast member in studio.
20. Women using baby talk to disarm their men. Both Mitch and Lisa reject this theory.
21. Announcement
22. American Idol clip




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 12
May 27, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Pause for a test: Rod Danz
2. Announcement
3. Pat messing up Angela by hitting the delay button. Brian has already left for the contest. Clue: not driving but still moving. American Idol finale.
4. "She Came In Through the Bathroom Window," sound effects.
5. Charlie Brown liner: Memory Enhancement Centers.
6. Traffic
7. California planning to ban artificial tanning for teens. Brian hint: Kim is sick. Calls. "Turn your radio up!" (He does.)
8. Traffic
9. More tanning, calls. Another Brian clue. Arnold calls on issue.
10. Ray in Fircrest rerun: "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly"
11. Announcement
12. Traffic. 7:11 Slurpee Time.
13. Dinner at Chris' house with family. American Idol, final six women contestants sound the same. 24 finale. Brian update, he's at a place that rhymes with "Rain Bridge."
14. Traffic, talking like gangsters.
15. Still no takers in the Brian contest. American Idol
16. American Idol, call
17. Traffic
18. Kyle Cease in studio. (Featured on the show May 3, 2001.)
19. Underpants Crafters
20. Rock & Roll A-Z coming up
21. More Kyle, dating Jerry Mather's daughter. Saw Billy Joel. Kyle won't leave.
22. 32 page script for Pat's MC job tonight.
23. Traffic
24. Purina One: Big Puff calls on phone. Ernie Pino: ocean conservation.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 13
May 27, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Mitch hates shopping.
2. It's Thursday. Only one more "wakeup" before the weekend, unless you are still sleeping. Mike Evans
3. Tease for ice cream maker update: some assembly required. Why didn't Mitch step in before it was too late? Interview with Danny, seller of the Arnold Schwarzenegger cough drop on Ebay.
4. Viki e-mail on Mitch's comments on American Idol: bleeped and misspelled words. Lisa gets a letter from Viki too.
5. Tease
6. Faith Hill, "The Way You Love Me"
7. Traffic
8. Top of hour
9. More ice cream maker: "What was I thinking?" Why didn't Mitch intervene? Recent pickup lines.
10. American Idol finale clip. The Bachelor.
11. Free Gas Friday coming up
12. The Bachelor clip. Are we out of reality shows? Ultimate Love Test, Lisa tries to get Mitch to watch it.
13. Announcement
14. Star Search Seattle. Other judges are actually in the music business. Mitch tried hard not to sound like an American Idol judge.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Tease
18. Tease, Mitch says he likes cuddly animals. Song: "The Reason"
19. Animal Encounters, keeper and animal brought in from the Woodland Park Zoo. Lisa on wrong mic. The animal: spiders.
20. Not-So Extreme Makeover.
21. Announcement
22. Tease for discussion on New Domestic Diva show. Lisa would fail on all counts.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 14
May 28, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Rock and Roll A-Z start: The Beatles, "A Day In the Life."
2. The Beatles, "A Hard Days Night"
3. Pat's new slogan for sponsor: "Lowes, and so are the prices."
4. Anyone staying up to listen to the whole A-Z? Brian contest, sings Jared high note.
5. America, "A Horse With No Name"
6. Procul Harem, "A Whiter Shade of Pale"
7. Traffic
8. Noel Harris "A Whiter Shade of Pale" Jessica Lynch update. Brian update, driving north on I-5.
9. Tease between commercials
10. Jackson 5, "ABC"
11. Steve Miller Band, "Abracadabra"
12. Rod Danz "Abracadabra." Brian update, sings phone call as Jared jingle (hmmm).
13. Robert Palmer, "Addicted to Love"
14. Toto, "Africa"
15. Traffic
16. Mel Torme, "Sunshine Superman." Mark e-mail, on articles such as "a" dictating alphabetic order. Brian update: found at Lynnwood Jared.
17. Eric Clapton, "After Midnight"
18. Bob Seger, "Aganist the Wind"
19. Chris driving to Oregon, listening to spooky books on tape. He lived, but did not sleep.
20. Peggy Lee, "A Hard Day's Night." We're a list-happy country. Grammar Nazis. Angela breathing into mic. Dates scared off by Asian man named Lang Shang Ta ("Penis Too Big").
21. Bill Withers, "Ain't No Sunshine"
22. The Rolling Stones, "Ain't Too Proud to Beg"
23. Traffic
24. Hollywood Strings "Light My Fire." Angela working this Sunday at Car Toys. Movie review: "Big City Dick," Richard Peterson.
25. Jimmi Hendrix, "All Along the Watch Tower"
26. The Kinks, "All Day and All of the Night"
27. Traffic
28. In studio: Maxmillion, The Magnificent. Miss Dudley calls.
29. Led Zeppelin, "All My Love"
30. The Beatles, "All My Lovin'"
31. Traffic
32. More Maxmillion, no calls. Purina One.
33. Don Henley, "All She Wants To Do Is Dance"
34. George Harrison, "All Those Years Ago"
35. Traffic
36. Fred Hopkins, says hi to "Joel." Joel McHale unmasked. Has new talk show on E!, on reality shows. Played jerk in bank scene in Spiderman 2. Hopkins review: "The Man With Two Lives," (1946)





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 15
May 28, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Free gas location revealed: 140th St NE and NE 20th. Song: "Johnny Comes Home"
2. Captain Scott is giggly. Mitch and Lisa do entertainment news.
3. Bryon at remote
4. Lisa recovering from fire fighter event last night. Mitch sees that Lisa has an "I [heart] Fire Fighters" t-shirt. She replies, "Don't look at my money makers. More Bryon at free gas event. Fire fighter calendar judging event.
5. Announcement: free gas event still going on
6. The team we shall not mention [Mariners] lost again last night. Mitch and Lisa's baseball experience. Tease: lawmakers consider banning used underwear in New York City.
7. Announcement
8. Mitch "rips the scab off" the ice cream topic. Bryon update, cars down the block.
9. Top of hour. Bryon with a mouth full of donut. Madonna, "Vouge"
10. Bryon: "Rain starting to stop." 92nd car in line.
11. Unfinished Business Friday: Singapore chewing gum ban lifted. Participants still need to register.
12. Bryon wrapping up free gas giveaway. Tease for Lisa's jelly bath experience. Mitch asks if it ran smoothly and Lisa said, "nothing runs smoothly." [They did not follow up on this until tomorrow.]
13. Tease
14. Pet of the week: Scout, female Chihuahua/dachshund mix.
15. Top of hour
16. This weekend, Mix is giving away tickets for a band that rhymes with "Fleetwood Schmack." Why does Mitch hate disaster movies? Where's Bryon? Lawsuit against Superbowl Halftime show.
17. Bryon still missing. Calls in, went to Krispy Kreame.
18. Announcement
19. Bryon just arrives. Weekend Wazzup! Sugar crash. "What song does Heart sing?"
20. Lisa often gets crumbs in her hair. She got a donut sugar lump on her toe. No one else wanted it.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 16
June 1, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. (joined in progress) Roy Orb.ison, "Pretty Woman" (Rosie laugh)
2. Rosie, "Good Morning To You" The Beatles, "PS I Love You"
3. Jimi Hendrix, "Purple Haze"
4. Angela: "That's a lot of Ps."
5. Pat as 7th or 8th grader recorded Shocking Blue's "Venus" with "P" added. He gives a demonstration. Pat's weekend at Central Oregon. Chris drove back, through Shanico. Angela got married in Shanico. Stop and go traffic starting in Ellensburg.
6. Ad: "sparkling personality," with laughing sound added. The Moody Blues, "Question"
7. John Mellencamp, "R. O. C. K. In the USA"
8. Traffic
9. Mrs. Miller, "Strangers In the Night" About Mrs. Miller. "Downtown," whistling. Monorail fire. Mexican woman 50 miles from clinic performed Cesarian section on herself four years ago.
10. Golden Earring, "Radar Love"
11. Bob Dylan, "Rainy Day Woman"
12. Traffic
13. More Cheech & Chong bit
14. More Cheech & Chong bit
15. Bob Seger, "Ramblin', Gamblin' Man"
16. The Allman Brothers, "Ramblin' Man"
17. Traffic
18. Shaggs song, story of The Shaggs. Pat's weekend, characters in Pat's family. Man who does sound effects. Family member with dead battery in small town meets man with bullet in his head.
19. Rod Stewart, "Reason to Believe"
20. David Bowie, "Rebel Rebel"
21. The Little Big Horns, "I Heard It Through the Grapevine." Brian in final month, likes only one Eddie Money song. Pat's family reunion, hamburgers and hot dogs with no bun. Atkins diet.
22. Steely Dan, "Reeling In the Years"
23. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, "Refugee"
24. Traffic
25. More Atkins diet. Purina One.
26. Pause for a test. Styx, "Renegade"
27. Aretha Frankin, "Respect"
28. Traffic
29. Tim Arbo's birthday. Personal Courage wing, Museum of Flight. E-mail from Colin, with piece that sounds like what The Pig read on July 12, 2002. "Bob and Susan"
30. The Beatles, "Revolution"
31. Fleetwood Mac, "Rhiannon"
32. E-mail who complains that Pat is a shock jock. Mariners could get within five or six games of first place by All-Star break. Sonics 1979 championship remembered.
33. Hall & Oates, "Rich Girl"
34. Blues Image, "Ride Captain Ride"
35. Traffic
36. Patty rearranges furniture in motel rooms. Chris' travel story, didn't have reservations. Experience started to resemble the Stephen King books on tape he was listening to.
37. Very short forcast before tape ends.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 47
Album 17
June 1, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour, joined in progress
2. Mike Evans
3. Nickleback song
4. Monorail fire. Mitch's weekend at Cannon Beach, flied stunt kites. Frodo chased tennis balls and ate sand. Threw up in the car, just like Molly and Missy used to do.
5. Tease
6. Reaction to premiere episode of Star Search Seattle. Top 100 naturally beautiful women.
7. Six Pence None the Richer, "There She Goes"
8. Ice cream maker results. Lisa got a strong, muscly guy at her party to crank the machine. $180 for four quarts of soupy ice cream from a maker that has to be cleaned right away.
9.Top of hour
10. The Apprentice's Kwami disqualified from judging Miss Universe due to waving to the contestants. Show: The One That Got Away. Old girlfriends of a man, where everyone speaks with a Georgia accent.
11. Tease
12. Mary Lou Henner on phone.
13. Jim Kampmann says new Iraq leader will press for full "serenity." He probably meant to say "sovereignty." See also June 28.
14. Race For the Cure: C. J. Taylor.
15. Lisa Olay skin care ad read.
16. Roller coaster incident, wig on track. Beach etiquette. Mitch saw smoker drop butt near beach, didn't confront him. Tipsy Lisa dug deep hole in beach trying to get up from chair.
17. Top of hour
18. Traffic
19. Montel Williams basket gone by the time Mitch came back.
20. Not-So Extreme Makeover winner.
21. Lisa's bath gel experience. Had to keep dogs out of bath. Do NOT use in jacuzzi.
22. Mitch getting better at pronoucing "Azkaban" Madonna, "Borderline"
23. Pampering your dog. Special room for your dog? Every room except one is the dog's room in Mitch's house.






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 1
June 2, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Rock and Roll's Greatest Hits A-Z
Starts after "Silly Love Songs" but then jumps 47 songs to "Summer Breeze," skipping over "So Very Hard To Go" which could have gone with the interview with a member of Tower of Power. This was evidentially to feature the songs starting with "summer" and "sun" during KJR's morning program

1. Paul McCartney, "Silly Love Songs" (Joined in progress)
2. Pause for a test (bowling). Seals & Crofts, "Summer Breeze"
3. The Lovin' Spoonful, "Summer In the City"
4. Traffic
5. Monorail update. Mariners woes, really starting to look bad at the one third mark.
6. Brian Adams, "Summer of '69"
7. Billy Stewart, "Summertime"
8. Traffic
9. Jonathan and Darlene, "Tiptoe Through the Tulips." Yo-yo dieting alternatives: (obvious) ways to keep the weight off.
10. Gordon Lightfoot, "Sundown"
11. Don Henley, "Sunset Grill"
12. Traffic
13. Don Hansler "Seattle," should be on Star Search Seattle. (No mention of Mitch and Lisa.) Pat's toupee, cow lick, Nancy comes out. Wig fell onto roller coaster tracks at Coney Island.
14. Pat answers phone harshly. It's Miki. Monorail rider advice. Jonathan Edwards, "Sunshine"
15. Cream, "Sunshine of Your Love"
16. Traffic
17. Pat is getting a colonoscopy, so he reads "Things said during a colonoscopy," with Clearance "Frogman" Henry.
18. Pat doesn't like the one weather forecast that calls for rain, though "Renner" is the only palindromic weather forecaster. "Sunshine Superman," with Mel Torme, then Donavon.
19. Stevie Wonder, "Superstition"
20. Traffic
21. Pat's 1/10th ownership of a race horse. The horse has only run once this year. It is a late starter, should be named "Tail Gazer." Hybrid cars. Purina One.
22. The Beach Boys, "Surfin' USA"
23. Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Suzie Q"
24. Traffic
25. This day in history. Rolling Stones members have enough wrinkles to hold a three-day rain.
26. Arrowsmith, "Sweet Emotion"
27. Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Sweet Hitchhiker"
28. Traffic. How many artists have songs grouped together?
29. Marky Costello not there, so they replay Chris' recreation
30. Lynyrd Skynyrd, "Sweet Home Alabama"
31. Carole King, "Sweet Seasons"
32. Traffic
33. Emelio Castle, from Tower of Power. Vicious killer crows.
34. Steve Miller Band, "Swingtown"
35. Traffic
36. "I'm a Nut." Chinese man kills a million flies. Ricky Abbott, flat tire, tuckered out.
37. Ricky Abbott report continued, new track to bypass 24 seconds of dead air in middle of report.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 2
June 2, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Lisa: It'll be hard to be grumpy today. Is "uncrabily" a word? Mitch flubs Harry Potter movie title. Mike Evans
3. Azkaban clip. Call in now!
4. Lisa won't even try to pronounce movie title. Mitch and Lisa want to go to Wild Waves. Miss Universe, clip. There has to be a better way to announce winner. Lisa has an idea.
5. Handwriting expert on tomorrow, Lisa is "oh brother"ing the concept already. Lisa has great handwriting in kiss-off letters.
6. Announcement
7. Christina Agulara brand empire. What about Mitch and Lisa brand ointment?
8. Top of hour
9. New name for Seahawks Stadium. Lisa doesn't understand football. She tried to understand it for a former boyfriend, who went away.
10. Tease
11. Interview with Fantasia, winner of American Idol.
12. Tease for why we overeat.
13. Not-So Extreme Makeover. $1000 in hair removal would be a good start for Lisa.
14. Mitch forgot to play Harry Potter clip earlier. Mitch and Lisa try English accents, but can't keep it up. Glasses, sunglasses; Lisa has an uneven face. Study: our brains trick us into overeating. Chocolate is good for your heart.
15. Handwriting expert tomorrow. Send in what kind of sample?
16. Stacy, job shadow.
17. More Stacy
18. Star Search Seattle mention
19. Air freshener in studio, to cover up smell of chemical to clean dry-erase board. Bryon reacts to all his notes erased. Man vindicated by "Curb Your Enthusiasm" footage. Mitch afraid of going to prison.
20. Olay skin care live ad read
21. Race For the Cure chairperson interview.
22. Qwest wins Seahawks Stadium naming rights. The Romantics, "Talking In Your Sleep"
23. Harry Potter clip.
24. Lisa flubs Midas sponsor twice. Baby Jessica graduated today. William Hung DVD.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 3
June 3, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Greatest Hits A-Z
Mid-"Twenty-Five or Six to Four" to "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad," then jumps to "Watcha Gonna Do," skipping 27 songs to get to a series of musical questions. Most of those songs were picked up on September 9.

1. Chicago, "Twenty-Five or Six to Four," joined in progress.
2. The Beatles, "Twist and Shout"
3. Meatloaf, "Two Out of Three Ain't Bad"
4. Pablo Cruise, "Whatcha Donna Do"
5. Traffic
6. Bright light in the sky. Calls, light looks like a long neck beer bottle.
7. More calls. John Lennon, "Whatever Gets You Through the Night"
8. Lynyrd Skynyrd, "What's Your Name"
9. The Beatles, "When I'm Sixty-Four"
10. More bright light, calls.
11. "Star Dreck," Bobby Pickett.
12. Linda Ronstadt, "When Will I Be Loved"
13. Kenny Loggins & Stevie Nicks, "Whenever I Call You Friend"
14. Angela can't normally understand Stevie Nicks.
15. More bright light. This day in history.
16. "Singin' a Song About Nuthin.'" U2, "Where the Streets Have No Name"
17. The Beatles, "While My Guitar Gently Weeps"
18. Traffic
19. More bright light. We're lucky we haven't been hit by big meteors. American Literacy Society picketing spelling bee. Someone slams studio door. New rule, Brian can't open door any more. Simplified spelling proposal. Purina One.
20. E-mail from Pat, homonyms. Steve Winwood, "While You See a Chance"
21. Jefferson Airplane, "White Rabbit"
22. Traffic
23. Captain Smarty Pants, Seattle men's chorus. Eric, Paul & Tim in studio.
24. Cream, "White Room"
25. Joel Gray, "In a White Room."
26. Crisco Morison: fertilizer.
27. Charlie Brown liner: Tollifer's Exotic Juices. The Who, "Who Are You"
28. Men At Work, "Who Can It Be Now"
29. Creedence Clearwater Revival, "Who'll Stop the Rain"
30. Rod Danz to be on show soon. Interview fell through: George Wallace. Chris' Dramatic Recreation of interview.
31. No "X" songs? "Xanadu!" Journey, "Who's Crying Now"
32. Led Zeppelin, "Whole Lotta Love"
33. Traffic. Howard Dean scream montage
34. Ernie Pino in New York City.
35. Aggressive crow. War, "Why Can't We Be Friends"
36. The Beatles, "Why Don't We Do It In the Road"





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 4
June 3, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Sherryl Crow, "If it Makes You Happy"
2. Bright light theory. Can't connect with Mike Evans or Captain Scott.
3. Tease
4. More bright light, call.
5. Olay skin care ad
6. Lisa will still call it Seahawks Stadium. Captain Scott back. Race For the Cure Cancer survivor Missy.
7. Tease
8. Bryon is "loaded..." with Harry Potter tickets. Harry Potter escapes Lisa. Bryon in Lynnwood. Riding with Bryon turns you into a school girl. More light. Trying to recover meteorite, it looks like any other rock.
9. Top of hour
10. Mitch, Bryon and Lisa have harry legs. No more Ladies' Nights in New Jersey. Lisa mad at person who made the complaint about pay inequity when usually women pay more and are paid less. She said things were just fine until this guy started "bitchin'" about the policy.
11. Caller Bill volunteers to test out the idea that men could dress as women to get Ladies' Night deal.
12. Handwriting expert Bart Baggett. Lisa is not a "ho."
13. More handwriting, about Mitch. Mitch and Lisa's working relationship is like a marriage, except about the sex.
14. Olay skin care ad
15. Top of hour
16. Handwriting, Bryon, listeners.
17. Not-So Extreme Makeover winner. High gas prices. George Wallace coming up on show!
18. Mitch and Lisa whistle to "Centerfold." More on bacon scent. 92 Days of Summer, Lisa's ice cream maker. Nectarines instead of peaches. Ice cream headaches, how to beat them. Mitch volunteers Lisa to test the cure.
19. Anti-New Jersey Ladie's Night man to be on show tomorrow? George Wallace stands up Mitch and Lisa just like he did Pat today.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 5
June 4, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Yesterday's newscast plays, then commercials
2. Automation went bonkers, Pat doesn't have to play ads for an hour.
3. More on computer problem. Bright light update. Edgar Martinez is not even considering retirement until the end of the season [not true, as it turned out].
4. Announcement
5. Traffic
6. D-Day anniversary coming up. No ads, so the show is like NPR. Pat interviews Angela as a cellist.
7. Announcement
8. More D-Day. Brian is producer today. More meteoroid.
9. Announcement
10. Foreigner, "Urgent"
11. Tony King public service annoucement
12. 7:11 Slurpee time. Traffic
13. D-Day, NBC extra chime. Bright light. Pierce County smoking ban lifted. Purina One, Pat's cats don't smoke. After live ad, recorded Purina One ad starts to play.
14. Dos Boys, "Signs"
15. Final song in A-Z: Zippity Do Dah (1946).
16. Dos Boys: "Barney Afternoon." In studio. Was in Las Vegas comedy competition. Song: "Olsen Girls."
17. Pat Cashman Show sounder
18. "57 People With Nothing On." New song performed live: "Not Too Bright Together" (to "Spend the Night Together.")
19. Stop Doing That
20. Traffic
21. D-Day. Meteor, conspiracy? Sci-fi cliches.
22. Pat Cashman Show sounder
23. Traffic
24. D-Day, Eisenhower clip. Angela has signed up for and is a Big Sister. Gratuitous plugs for Fred Hopkins.
25. Tease
26. Fred Hopkins, events. "Song of the Island" (1942), Thomas Mitchell.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 6
June 4, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mike Evans
3. Mitch and Lisa don't have a boat. Captain Scott has a canoe. Spelling bee, Lisa tries to pronounce test words.
4. Not So Extreme Makeover winner
5. Tease
6. New Mitch and Lisa website, "Mum's the word!" Bryon Job Switch: "What's a proctologist?"
7. Top of hour
8. Mitch can't say "TGIF," it reminds Lisa of food. Dora the Explorer in studio.
9. Olay skin care ad
10. Tease
11. Calls from kids for Dora the Explorer.
12. P. O. T. W. (Pet of the Week) coming up, Domino the cat.
13. Mitch & Lisa mention Bryon Red Robbin commercial
14. Lisa's dogs in studio. First you just hear the squeaky toy, then you hear a bark. Official study on pay inequity between men and women. More on David the Wiener who killed ladies' night.
15. Top of hour. Gin Blossoms, "Found Out About You"
16. Traffic
17. More entertainment news.
18. Race For the Cure: Four time cancer survivor Teresa.
19. Weekend Wazzup!! Bryon has a crush on Dora the Explorer -- "Move on!"
20. Tease
21. Ja Lo's new nickname.
22. Olay skin care ad.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 7
June 7, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Scan the dial
2. Announcement
3. Ronald Regan remembered
4. Weather
5. Traffic
6. More Regan. About the same age as Burt Higgins, so Chris tells the Burt Higgins life story. Still thrifty with money.
7. Charlie Brown: Paula's Piercing
8. Traffic
9. Reagan speech after Challenger disaster.
10. Allie call, happy 6th birthday to her daughter.
11. The Darwin Awards. Winner: someone used the "ball washer." Runner up: man in a pool in little girl clothes with a gas mask and a tube.
12. Weather
13. Traffic
14. Brian has never had a real job. Biscuit designed on favorable sound.
15. Pat with Gas. Funnyside race horse. Mariners hosed by Major League Baseball on interleague play. They are playing Montreal instead of Cincinnati.
16. News: Washington State quarter design.
17. Screwed Up Sound Effects Theater (the sound quality is also screwed up due to the sloppy editing machine Pat uses to remove references to KOMO.)
18. Traffic
19. Regan, National Cathedral. Regan was 69 when he took office. Purina One.
20. Traffic
21. Elevator music version of "Shaft." D-Day observation
22. Traffic, weather.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 8
June 7, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Final Mike Evans entertainment report: Ronald Regan.
3. Uba Stank, "The Reason"
4. Mitch and Lisa Golf Classic, at "mini" golf course. "Put-Put Classic."
5. 6:37 Not 7:37. Father's Day grill races at Emerald Downs. After interns overslept, Mitch asked Bryon what to do if he overslept. Bryon said he would never oversleep. Sure enough, this morning he overslept. Likewise he mentioned never being on jury duty, and Lisa leaves for duty tomorrow.
6. Tease
7. New Harry Potter movie scared Mitch.
8. Top of hour
9. Wing Women, legitimate escort service in bars for attracting real women. Lisa has serious doubts.
10. Calls on Wing Women topic.
11. More calls, more Lisa concerns. Wants to band her sisters against this.
12. Billy Ocean, "When the Going Gets Tough"
13. Race For the Cure yesterday. Mitch and Lisa put by a loud band for the meet and greet. Lisa is concerned about preserving her hearing, so she stuck part of a tampon in her ear.
14. Tease
15. Lisa on jury duty tomorrow, so listeners should have quirky problems to call in about tomorrow.
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. JaLo marriage
19. Mitch and Lisa Golf Classic.
20. More on Mitch's powers. When he first moved here, he said there are never any tornados in Washington. Mitch calls Lisa on time check. It's not 5:20. Harry Potter movie. The Wizard of Oz should not be rated G. Lisa doesn't get confusing movies.
21. Time check. Mitch says "It's 8:34, only six minutes before 9:00."
22. Traffic: billygoat in traffic. Lisa used to know someone who owned a goat named Billy, but she can't remember his name. Greatest fictional couples of all time. Don't watch Sex In the City on TBS (even though they are a sponsor).
23. Announcement
24. Station events coming up: grill race and putt-putt golf.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 9
June 8, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Charlie Brown liner
2. Announcement
3. Angela reads wrong sponsor, switches to another one. Brian preparing for new job. TV is a dead end. Radio is the future. Regan funeral, "Semi" Valley. No ferry food.
4. Charlie Brown liner
5. Announcement
6. Traffic. Rod Danz, "Abracadabra"
7. Good weather. Pat hopes for good weather for the KING-5 fireworks he is part of. Pat remembers canceled Bon Christmas fireworks. Tide testimonial.
8. Pat is hungery for Detlef Shremp.
9. Traffic
10. Charlie Brown liner
11. Traffic
12. E-mail, why no picture of Angela on the web? Taking group photos with your family.
13. Announcement
14. Pat Cashman Show sounder
15. Traffic
16. Kilbreath: "Sunny, except where there are clouds." Chicken Fat. Dodi Manson: Tuiasasopo family.
17. Charlie Brown liner
18. Listener wants to know identity of song that goes "If I could fly." It's probably "Into the Night," but Pat plays the Superman TV theme. Pat has memorized the Superman TV theme.
19. Asteroid X cell phone
20. Weather
21. Land of the Giants and other time travel shows have lame special effects. Angela liked Simba, the white lion. Donnie and Marie. Pat liked Sky King, Clutch Cargo. Caller mentions Wunda Wunda. Pat tells story about how crew members "reposition" the doll figures on the set.
22. Announcement
23. Pat plays what he calls the "Space" Racer theme.
24. Hercules theme. Pictures of guy posted around the station. "I'm 30!"
25. Charlie Brown liner
26. Announcement
27. Alternative lyrics for "I Won't Back Down."
28. "Limited edition" A-Z poster. Purina One.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 10
June 8, 2004
Mix 92.5 (Lisa away on Jury Duty)

1. Top of hour
2. Mitch eat, repeat. Entertainment news
3. Putt Putt golf
4. Tease
5. Pizza delivery man is a narc
6. Self-service checkout lines may be gone
7. Top of hour
8. Stealth job interviewing technique
9. Calls on topic
10. More calls
11. Enya song
12. Mitch & Lisa Putt Putt Golf Tournement interview
13. Top of hour
14. Entertainment news
15. Star Search Seattle interview.
16. Genesis, "Invisible Touch"
17. Pick your baby's gender with a kit
18. Emerald Downs Father's Day Grill Race




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 11
June 9, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM only (missed Lisa coming in with orange hair this day)

1. Stout-Hearted Men
2. Charlie Brown: Russ' Trusses
3. Food Around the Corner. Pat and Angela came in late. Carve phone number into your table. Angela has a secret tattoo.
4. Rick, Sky King correction. "What's the name of the niece?" "Penny." The Beatles, "Penny Lane."
5. Traffic
6. Daffy Duck's Rhapsody. Chris met Disney voice artists. More Sky King call, from Pat. Chris stole $5 toy gun.
7. Charlie Brown: A-1 Stool Softener.
8. Traffic
9. Ricky Abbott fan page coming soon? Photos? Attorney/prosecutor fight in court, Dramatic Recreation.
10. Medicated Ovalteen
11. Sports Radio traffic reporter is a big fat liar. E-mail, Pat is a lottery winner? Why is there no home tattoo kit? Pat never got a tattoo, nor Chris. He saw old person's tattoo. Where is Angela's tattoo? 20 questions.
12. Redo Nordstrom's ad: "Where's the tattoo?"
13. Traffic
14. Pat leaves sprinkler on in the rain. Joe, idea for contest for guessing location of tattoo. More on court fight, it's similar to Texas justice.
15. Simon and Garfunkle, "Me and Julio"
16. Pat makes fun of "Me and Julio" percussion. Traffic.
17. Ricky Abbott, cards in his spokes. Ricky's tattoos. Pat orca whale ad.
18. End of Steven Anderson ad, and comment.
19. Where is Angela's tattoo? Joe's suggestions for what tattoo says. She objects to "wide load."
20. More tattoo. Marky Costello, Ja Lo "Ja Ho." Hates Hollywood.
21. Pat clip from Washington Dental ad
22. The Temperature
23. Charlie Brown: Larry's Fine Liquor
24. Traffic. "Heidi--" May.
25. Still more tattoo, more Joe guesses. Jenny call
26. More "stabs" at tattoo phrase.
27. A couple more guesses. Angela is now denying that she would say if someone guessed correct phrase.
28. Purina One, Tigger.
29. More guesses. Caller suggests connection with Gene Simmons and Kiss.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 12
June 10, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Carlson Cement, part 1
2. Carlson Cement, part 2
3. Carlson Cement, part 3. Traffic. Part 4
4. News of the day, Regan funeral. Followup on yesterday's tattoo topic.
5. Two ads played at once.
6. Pat appologizes.
7. Should we play two songs at once?
8. Traffic
9. KJR-FM website. Pat had a '64 Dart. "Ricken Rock Hanson." E-mail on contest idea for Angela's tattoo.
10. Public Service Announcement: ad clip
11. Charlie Brown: A-1 Lice and Cootie Control.
12. Traffic
13. Reign of Terror. "The Scottsman"
14. My Doctor
15. Announcement
16. Traffic
17. Can't slow down records these days. Pat tries to slow down The Witchdoctor on tape, but it's digital tape. Player won't play backwards either. Kate's trade schooling. Final test, can't talk to your subject. Too formal for Pat. They charge for instant grade results too. (Pat never identifies the type of trade school.)
18. Jill call: turn on your lights, you morons! Song: "Lean On Me," original version.
19. "Shattered," sound effects
20. Pat songs, Hit Your Crazy Bones, Milk Up Your Nose, etc. Porky Bickford, brought kid to work.
21. Charlie Brown liner, interrupted before the very end
22. Traffic
23. Spokane song. Nordstrom ad with audio Pat never noticed before.
24. More Nordstrom ad audio.
25. Announcement
26. Traffic
27. Ray from Fircrest worst joke replay. Purina One, Frankenstein the cat. "Your local Poke, er, Petsmart Store."
28. Announcement
29. Traffic
30. Time and Newsweek Regan commemorative editions. "The First Time" cracks Angela up. Dodi Manson rerun. More Nordstrom ad
31. Tease
32. Tease
33. Ernie Pino, Lilly Tomlin on phone. (See also, October 18, 2004, Mix 92.5)
34. Weather





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 13
June 10, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Bryon entertainment Report.
3. Lisa's orange hair advice.
4. Jim Kampmann Quick Point of View: Nancy Regan
5. Piano in studio for "Movin' Out" cast member. Has stern "Do Not Touch" sign. Bryon is playing it. More orange hair disaster (OHD). Mitch has craving for McDonalds. "I hate you!" Calls.
6. More hair.
7. Tease for Lisa's jury duty, Raymond Burr video. (Never followed up on.)
8. Regan funeral, "Hail To the Chief" too peppy for a funeral.
9. Announcement
10. Rick Springfield contest winner
11. Darren Holden, from "Movin' Out" performs title song
12. More Darren Holden, another song.
13. The Romantics, "What I Like About You." Lisa: "Hey!" The Cardigans, "Love Fool"
14. Other hair color possibilities, Lisa has never been a blonde before.
15. Top of hour
16. Entertainment news
17. Should Mitch and Lisa reveal the location for the 92 Days of Summer giveaway tomorrow? Lisa asks too many questions.
18. Mitch buys a Food Saver system, now has sucked the air out of everything in the house.
19. Egg-Stractor? More Food Saver, call. "You have to be careful what you suck the air out of." Then they play "Breathless"
20. Peter Gabriel, "Sledgehammer"
21. Lyrics discussion. Traffic




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 14
June 11, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Propricia
2. Announcement
3. Angela flub: mobile/mobil camera.
4. Ray Charles death, Seattle connection. "Oh, What a Beautiful Morning" in its entirety.
5. Public Service Announcement: Doctors never tell you you'll have to pee every half hour.
6. Charlie Brown: oily discharge.
7. Announcement
8. Traffic
9. Anyone want to hire Brian? Regan years remembered as positive for Pat and Chris. Security for memorial. National Cathedral. Los Angeles Lakers, team of All-Stars, or old stars. Jimmy Kimmel Detroit riot joke incident.
10. Announcement
11. Ray Charles, "Busted."
12. Miki call on Ray Charles.
13. Propricia
14. Announcement
15. Traffic
16. What's the difference between rain vs. showers? Regan memorial, people coming in live on TV. Nordstrom ad. Pat show promo parody of Nordstrom ad, by Chris.
17. Then the real Nordsrom ad comes up during the commercial sweep, and Billy talks during it.
18. Ray Charles "Hit the Road Jack"
19. Rick call on Ray Charles. Pat saw Ray at Parkers, after his popularity after the Diet Pepsi ads (Pat and Chris say they are Diet Coke ads).
20. More Ray Charles. MTV Movie Awards. Chris feels like he's falling behind popular culture. Rap artist Little John.
21. Charlie Brown liner
22. Ray Charles, "Eleanor Rigby."
23. Regan Memorial about to start, live audio.
24. Dork, a CK fragrance
25. Announcement
26. Traffic
27. The Squirrel's, "Let It Be." More live memorial coverage. Ray Charles "Two Ton Tessie."
28. Jefferson Airplane, "Somebody To Love"
29. Traffic
30. Ray Charles "America the Beautiful" excerpt. Memorial coverage.
31. Chris Nordstrom ad parody. Ray Charles "The Thing" excerp
32. More "The Thing."
33. Traffic
34. Fred Hopkins, Greg Taco demands. "I Accuse My Parents" (1944).




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 15
June 11, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Free cash location: Henry Moses Aquatic Center
2. Entertainment news
3. Announcement
4. Missy's knee surgery, stoned on doggie downers. The whole house took doggie tranquilizers. Rico the Wonder Collie. Dogs understand our language.
5. Ray Charles, Georgia connections. Regan memorial
6. Preston Mercer, reality show bachelor in For Love or Money coming up, Mitch not as excited as Lisa. Bryon cash giveaway on air, first two participants only get $5.
7. Top of hour
8. Evaluation sites for on-line dating services. Lisa match-maker story: no one was available.
9. Announcement
10. Golf Classic.
11. Lisa wearing pink shirt against orange hair. Pet of the week: Mandy, the German shepherd.
12. Mitch had to burp
13. Preston Mercer, For Love or Money.
14. Top of hour
15. Hollywood news
16. Announcement
17. Study: who has more "s... relations," rich or poor people?
18. Announcement
19. Weekend Wazzup!
21. Interns Chris and Tina leaving today.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 48
Album 16
June 14, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. James Brown test
2. Announcement
3. Angela: "Thud!"
4. Dave on phone, request from Malibu he wants played over the phone while he's on hold. Pat's weekend on Whidby Island, power outage, left early. Crabbing, boiling live crabs.
5. Charlie Brown: "Pat is not an exotic dancer any more."
6. Listener advice: freeze the crabs alive so they won't scream. Regan funeral.
7. Charlie Brown liner
8. Traffic
9. KJR Cars of the 60s and 70s show. Topic: how much to pay kids who are to mow Angela's lawn.
10. Lawn call, charge $25 "a foot."
11. Charlie Brown liner
12. Traffic
13. Two weeks left for Brian, graduates Friday. Regan memorial week. Chris wants to be that doddering old guy (as a bit).
14. Weather
15. Traffic
16. Dodge ball is coming back. Chris likes Ben Stiller. Pat's dodge ball experience, opponent Tom Bear.
17. "Imagine" complaint call
18. Traffic
19. Pat with Gas. Pistons vs. Lakers.
20. Announcement
21. Tease
22. Pat has to sell his house; it's an effort to keep it clean. When Pat and Patty were invited over to Pat's brother's bachelor pad, they had to step over underwear on the floor, racing stripe up.
23. Weather
24. Traffic
25. The History of '60s & 70s Rock 'n' Roll
26. Charlie Brown liner
27. Angela: "Finally crafty." Flag Day. More on Angela's mower. Gas prices going down.
28. Charlie Brown, Pat Cashman is a ventriloquist





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 1
June 14, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Natalie Merchant, "Wonder"
2. The "things" are getting dry. (Lisa can't remember the name for "roads.") Hollywood news
3. Miss Universe on phone? "One of our better interviews." "Save this one for the demo tape, we'll get to New York for sure."
4. Announcement
5. Man spends thousands of dollars of a bank error in his favor. Lisa bank story, camera in the ATM. George Bush Sr. skydive.
6. Announcement
7. Two new interns introduced.
8. Top of hour
9. Bryon's driving. Men's driving improves when women are passengers.
10. Tower of Terror contest. Mitch is normally afraid of heights.
11. Olympics coverage. Is Anthens ready?
12. Orange hair gone. Student of the year. What is a haiku?
13. Top of hour
14. Mitch starting to hate phrase "It is what it is." Hollywood news
15. Advanced Laser Clinics ad
16. Fighting on vacation.
17. Announcement
18. Jeff, Father's Day contest qualifier.
19. Entertainment news.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 2
June 15, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Traffic
2. Brian leaving soon. Art Institute of Seattle. People who keep going back to school.
3. The Temerature
4. Traffic
5. Pat's e-mails: ever wanted to deep fry vomit? Angela's lawn mowers. KJR car show. Chris thinks motorcycle side cars are funny.
6. Pat could use a new "rug." Motivational seminar, ad in paper. Morning radio boot camp.
7. Ray Charles memorial, produced piece.
8. Traffoc
9. Why are A-Z posters stocked in the men's fragrance department? Ride the Duck is D-Day vehicles for tourists. Pat did an elaborate video for event at Bagley Wright theater. He did pratfalls and is now sore a day later.
10. Weather
11. Traffic
12. Pinhead report: drunk dentist, toilet thieves, woman uses umbrella as parachute because she thought her microwave was exploding. Stella Awards, Winnebago cruise control.
13. Charlie Brown: Jokes and bits provided by King County Solid Waste Division.
14. Oil drum in road, Pat wants to start a reggae band. Angela can't join. KJR-FM Car Show
15. Rosie laugh
16. More laugh, and another message
17. Traffic
18. VIP club is NOT a marketing gimmick. Home owner's association meetings and electing officers. Who would waste their time being an officer?
19. The Time
20. Traffic
21. News: women's room lurker
22. Crisco Morrison, likes to lurk .
23. Announcement: three things
24. Charlie Brown liner
25. Traffic
26. Burt Higgins' wife is 84. Expensive king crab at Pike Place Market. World starvation. Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms jokes.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 3
June 15, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Hollywood news
3. Los Lonely Boys, "Heaven"
4. Entertainment news
5. Cosmo article: Have a plan for when you're dumped. Lisa had a painful breakup over the winter.
6. More noninations for grill races.
7. Top of hour
8. Mathematical formula for rating jokes.
9. Call for Twlight Zone Tower of Terror contest
10. Lisa has never played "Red Rover." Mitch explains it.
11. Tease for host of Dodgeball (never showed up)
12. Lisa's dodge ball experience. Other elementary games. Heads up 7-up.
13. Star Search Seattle. Song, "She's So High"
14. More games, call.
15. Lisa and Bryon Fitness Together ad
16. Top of hour
17. Hollywood news
18. Matt Dusk from "The Casino." Song.
19. Tease
20. Employee at company party assaulted with twizzle stick.
21. Lisa inhales Famous Amos crumbs. Cheryl Crow song (the one with an introduction played often by Pat on KOMO).
22. Meteorite in New Zealand, Lisa has questions.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 2
June 16, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Candofilargian's World of Montolabo Pameron
2. Announcement
3. Gift disasters. Mother's Day balloon mishap remembered.
4. "Get Back"
5. Pat Cashman Show sounder
6. "Two Six Packs Away." Brian's new jacket, stolen from former roommate. Brian's evolution. Pistons win NBA championship, contrast with Mariner's season. Luna in a sling.
7. Crisco rerun introduction
8. Listener corrects them as "Cisco."
9. "Abbott" & "Costello" coming up
10. "Feelin' Stronger Every Day," funny voice, then Pat misses the post after doing the rest of the annoucements in time to the riff in "Start Me Up."
11. Traffic
12. Contest for Fleetwood Mac tickets, Pat hasn't figured it out.
13. Old KJR jingle
14. Rosie, "Happy Birthday To You"
15. Reign of Terror update. Loyalty cards.
16. Announcement. Pat misses the post again.
17. Traffic
18. Pat's first childhood joke: a chicken without a beak is impeccable. More Reign of Terror, call. Bad analogies.
19. Charlie Brown: Acme Novelty Company.
20. Pat Cashman Show sounder
21. Traffic
22. Flym's Carpet Scraps 2. Ricky Abbott: car show.
23. Special screening of The Terminal tonight
24. Virmicular Diet. Dead air.
25. Tease. Start of "Kodachrome," reaction to "crap"
26. Traffic
27. Marky Costello, clips from her appearance on Next Action Star. Upset over Lakers losing
28. Weather. Charlie Brown liner
29. "Grant Goodive here"
30. Traffic
31. Miss Dudley call, request for Rod Danz "Get Off Of My Cloud." Danz to be on show. Stewart call: "Danz sucks!"
32. Weather
33. Tease
34. Traffic
35. Rerun introduction
36. End of rerun.
37. Taco Time ad, March 2008




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 5
June 16, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Entertainment news: William Hung "We Are the Champions."
3. Tower of Terror contest.
4. Fine Young Cannibals, "Good Thing"
5. Lisa is using self tanner, needs to blend by the feet. Star Jones wedding on line, with gift registry. Topic: expensive wedding gifts.
6. Weather
7. Wedding topic call.
8. Top of hour
9. Wedding music, makes Lisa anxious. Caller has a question and Mitch comes up with a clever solution.
10. Call for contest.
11. Mitch hates going to weddings
12. Star Search Seattle coming up
13. Wedding topic e-mail
14. Weather
15. Father's Day grill race qualifier.
16. Top of hour
17. Hollywood news
18. Lisa's grandmother swiped Sweet & Low from restaurants, Lisa found a collection of the packets in her home when she died, along with used toothbrushes and hair.
19. Tease
20. Uses for old toothbrushes. Calls.
21. Lisa surprized at men's underwear ad.
22. More calls: woman left 52 bags of partially used toilet paper rolls.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 6
June 17, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. "Death of a Salesman" (very quiet due to mono recording of cross-phase stereo).
2. "Death of a Mime"
3. "Blood, Sweat, Tears and Ear Wax." If Pat was president, he would shoot down the moon so that ferries wouldn't have to deal with low tides.
4. Everyone in the studio does the limbo. Hot weather too hot. September 11 could have been worse, Columbia Tower targeted. Angela's memories of working in the Columbia Tower on September 11.
5. "Heidi May, but Angela will." "Don't start with me, Cashman!"
6. Call for car show tickets
7. Traffic
8. "Poisoning pigeons In the Park," orchestral version. Weather good today. Calling in sick. In Bozeman: tractor trailer turned over, spilling live bees.
9. "Grant Goodive here" between commericals
10. Charlie Brown: Seymour's Artificial Muscles.
11. Traffic
12. More bee story, Dramatic Recreation (performed live and without rehearsal). New York City: Severed hand found. Dramatic Recreation.
13. Jack O'Brian call, ticket winner from today. Apologizes for saying "Jackie and Bender rock!"
14. Mr. Ed/Satan.
15. Pause for a test, Rosie Grenadyne
16. "Today's topic is..." (dead air).
17. Angela will be at Goodwill today. Wienermobile for rent on Ebay. Club card e-mail, use fake addresses.
18. Announcement
19. Traffic
20. Stupid News.
21. Weather, and a question for Angela
22. ZZ Top, "Gimmie All Your Lovin'"
23. Caller still wants a peek of Angela's tattoo. Brian's portfolio review. Would Brian take any job? More on Seattle being a terror target.
24. Kilbreath: Clinton admits he made a "terrible morale error."
25. Traffic
26. More on Angela's appearance at Goodwill. Pat found his Almost Live t-shirt for sale at thrift store. Pat saves his t-shirts from all his old stations and promotions. (Didn't he get upset at Dustin Hornby for wearing a Campbell's Soup shirt?) More Brian. Dramatic Recreation of the first thing Brian does after graduating.
27. Charlie Brown liner
28. Announcement: "Yowza!"
29. Traffic
30. Mary Schnider. Still more Goodwill "grand opening." More on Pat's proposal to blow up moon if elected. What is the green blob on the Space Needle?
31. Weather. Charlie Brown liner
32. Traffic
33. Ernie Pino. Jim Backus "Delicious" played to the end.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 7
June 17, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Hollywood news
3. Weather
4. Star Search Seattle at Clearwater Casino by bus and ferry event.
5. Katie Segal interview
6. Katie Segal song: "Daddy's Girl"
7. Top five sweatiest cities of the United States. Lisa: Why does high humidity feel bad in hot weather?
8. Top of hour. Song, "Sonny Came Home"
9. Man went to doctor for worm in eye. Panda porn turned effective.
10. Call for Twlight Zone Tower of Terror contest.
11. Contest winner. Don't go if you're afraid of heights or crowds.
12. Tease
13. Chest hair insurance
14. 101 year-old man was dared into skydiving.
15. Top of hour
16. Hollywood news
17. Tease
18. Mitch doesn't like weeding, but Lisa says it's addictive. "Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue" (1785)
19. Interview with the two other Star Search Seattle judges.
20. Grill race qualifiers.







Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 8
June 18, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Request by Mrs. Furgison for "Bad To the Bone" (VHS Hi-Fi mistrack, KJR and Mix both on linear track. My landlord was sawing wood on the other side of my window. The dust blew into my VCR and it took five minutes of recording for the dust to blow out.)
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Brian graduating today, not here. Angela picks up tacky cat figurines at Goodwill. 9/11 Report.
5. Charlie Brown liner, Extra support provided by D. W. Clark's Girdles.
6. Traffic. Ad: "Father's Day is this Saturday."
7. I Don' Wanna Do Dat
8. Surf Dude comment on ad mistake: women always put men down for forgetting holidays, but woman on ad forgot day of Father's Day.
9. Announcement
10. Toto's "Hold the Line" will be stuck in your head for days.
11. Captain Smartypants. More on ad "Saturday" blunder. Pat's dad story, rescued mannequin from fire. Angela's dad played her "Sister Mary Elephant," got in trouble from mom.
12. More Sister Mary Elephant between commercials
13. Ditto
14. Longer segment
15. Weather
16. Traffic
17. Brian's parents call: he's in trouble if he comes back. Lightning storm last night. Huey Lewis at Marymoore Park, lame patter from opening act.
18. Brian arrives, Dramatic Recreation of what happened last night.
19. Traffic
20. More Brian the Intern, wearing cap and gown. Jenny call. Green blob on Space Needle. KVI Bush speech, censored Rush Limbaugh reference. Dodi Manson comment on the same
21. Charlie Brown: "Pat believes that for every drop of rain, a flower grows. He also believes the same for every drop of fish fertilizer.
22. Traffic
23. New version of "Tennessee Bird Walk" Squirrels' 20th anniversary. "Let It Be"
24. Announcement
25. Bush speech, live from Fort Lewis.
26. New movies, "Dodgeball," "The Terminal."
27. Weather
28. Pat Cashman Show sounder
29. Traffic, sombody dropped their garden rake.
30. Father's Day song: "Papa Was a Rolling Stone." Brian had to measure his head for his cap, had to use an extension cord. Tom call for Brian, Pat does Brian's voice. Woman bites boyfriend's tongue.
31. Tease
32. Traffic
33. Dr. Nurse in studio. KVI Bush Rush story rehash.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 9
June 18, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5 (Mitch and Lisa pre-record)

1. Top of hour (VHS Hi-Fi mistrack)
2. Hollywood news
3. Grill races
4. Psychology of lying
5. A persons image is copyrighted
6. Top of hour
7. Traffic
8. Call for contest. They're going to let Byron answer the calls (because they're on tape. Duh.)
9. Contest winner
10. Pet of the week
11. Pet adoption. Mitch beats Lisa into saying you can adopt her before she says you can adopt Mitch.
12. Top of hour. Is "scoopage" a word?
13. Hollywood news: Is Brittany Spears engaged? (There was some doubt about her actual marriage in September.)
14. Interview with Glen the producer and Chris Ballew from The Presidents of the United States of America. Chris says he did his Presidents songs in karaoke bars. (Rerun from yesterday?)
15. Lisa is confused what day this is supposed to be (due to this being a pre-record?) Weekend Wazzup! Advanced Laser Clinics ad
16. Christine McVee song?
17. Tease







Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 10
June 21, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Pause for a test, James Brown
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Ray Charles funeral. The recent good weather is boring. Angela's weekend, went to a car show, friend brought over two pound dog. Pat is always hoping for a great story from Angela someday.
5. Weather
6. Pat Cashman Show sounder
7. Traffic
8. Private spaceship Spaceship 1 launching today. Pat forgot Fleetwood Mac contest earlier. Christine McVee not with the band. Contest: Fleetwood Mac song read as poetry. Pat's Father's Day: Chris made barbecued oysters. Purina One.
9. Rocket in air now. Space elevator interview rememberd. (July 9, 2002)
10. International Asteroid Registry.
11. Traffic
12. More spaceship. Pat annoyed watching slow person get her bike off car. Chris had to get his cell phone fixed or replaced. He got bad service with salesmen but great service straight from the provider over the phone.
13. Listener figured out the identity of the cell phone provider, and can vouch for the quality of the company from the inside.
14. Traffic
15. Spaceship 1 update. Bob Hirt e-mail. Sister was adopted out, but he was told she was dead. Sister didn't know either; she couldn't figure out why she had a different personality from the rest of her family.
16. Weather
17. Pat with Gas, lost cell call. U. S. Open. Mariners doing better; do they have a chance?
18. Underpants Crafters
19. Want a Toyota? Go to the Toyota dealer. "Polkadot Undies." Spaceship One back down on Earth. Cam in Alaska, no sunset at this time of year. He's very unlike the rest of the family. (Hmmm. And Pat just read an adoption story 45 minutes earlier.)
20. Announcement
21. Traffic
22. What is the dumbest song Pat plays? "I Want My Baby Back." Winnebago "cruise control" story mentioned last week. E-mailer calls Pat on the veracity of the story.
23. Rosie Grenadyne, "Happy Birthday To You"
24. Traffic
25. Birthdays, actors who play parents on "Family Ties" have the same birth date. They are 57 today.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 11
June 21, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Cher says goodbye again. Hollywood news
2. Announcement
3. Spaceship One taking off today
4. Tease: Bryon will be in his Speedo
5. 92 Days of Summer event.
6. Weather
7. Spaceship just took off on an airplane. Captain Scott participated in an audio story about Voyager round-the-world plane designed by Spaceship One pilot. 50 Hottest Bachelors.
8. Top of hour
9. TGIM! Mitch sent his dad five pounds of cheese curd. Worst Father's Day gifts.
10. Call for contest
11. Winner
12. Tease
13. Lisa's cocker spaniels too hot for sleeping with in the summer. They "slam up against me." Ladies Night is reinstated in New Jersey. The weenie who filed the complaint wouldn't give an interview for Mitch and Lisa.
14. Advanced Laser Clinics ad
15. Spaceship One update.
16. Top of hour
17. Mitch sees the spaceship? It's a spider. Hollywood news
18. Spaceship One just landed.
19. How to Marry Money. "Mabel, Mabel, young and able. Keep your elbows off the table."
20. Belinda Carlyle, "Mad About You"
21. 92 Days of Summer coming up; what does Bryon have up his Speedo? Time check flub. Lisa says whatever random nubmer comes into her head. Box office results for "The Terminal."
22. Brittany Spears' boyfriend has moved in with her, has popped the question.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 12
June 22, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM only, in stereo

1. Pat Cashman Brand Pre-Slurped Soups
2. Charlie Brown liner
3. Traffic
4. Napoleon the 14th, "They're Coming To Take Me Away! (Ha, Ha!)" Fleetwood Mac contest.
5. Weather
6. Van Halen, "Dance the Night Away"
7. Traffic
8. Summer heat. Angela's air conditioner won't fit in her old house's non-standard windows. Pat wouldn't mind rain now. Chris tries to activate new cell phone, gets mad, yells at phone and kicks something.
9. Happy Brithday to Sara. The Beatles, "Birthday," with mic on. "Hello, this is Pat." Pat apologizes, then plays Chicago, "Does Anybody Really Know What Time It is," a song where they have the mic on.
10. Traffic brought to you by Blockbusters Sunglasses. "Let's flog her now"
11. More hot weather.
12. Public Service Annoucement: "Grand Goodive here"
13. Dr. John, "Right Place, Wrong Time"
14. Angela and Chris whisper in reaction to annoying promo
15. Traffic
16. Summer camp. Pat was the worst Boy Scout ever. Story: Pat had to answer the call of nature on the nature trail, then a guided group comes along "behind."
17. Aretha Franklin "Think"
18. Traffic
19. Yma Sumac. Mike in West Seattle e-mail on kicking a cabinet. Joe call on Boy Scout kaiaking trip. Chris' Cub Scout experience. Pat's Dad built Pat's pinewood derby car for him. Chris' Father's Day gift to Pat: Branic device for measuring foot size. Pat found 100 shoe horns in mother's home.
20. Spaceship One, first privately funded, manned space flight.
21. More Spaship One. Kate in studio to give Brian a waxing.
22. Underactive Bladder
23. Traffic
24. Brian getting chest waxed for job interview. "On three!"
25. Waxing beetween ads
26. More waxing between ads
27. Waxing during Qwest ad
28. More waxing. Joe Walsh, "Rocky Mountain Way"
29. Now full stomach wax. Toto, "Hold the (Hair) Line"
30. Traffic
31. "Kookie, Kookie, Lend Me Your Comb." Man with 20 feet of hair. Brian wax results. Miki, new KOMO satellite dish. Woman starved dog to fit in luggage.
32. Badfinger, "No Matter What"
33. Charlie Brown liner
34. Cans falling off the back of truck on freeway.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 13
June 23, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. How much would you pay?
2. Rosie laugh
3. Announcement
4. Pat almost forgot his watch, he feels naked without it, and without his navel jewelry. Pat is not an exotic dancer. Fleetwood Mac lyric contest.
5. Announcement
6. Tease
7. FM is the superior modulation. Traffic
8. Haywood Banks "Don't Wipe It On Me." Rumsfeld interrogation memo. Pat sent in his cat three times to be fixed. When A-Rod leaves a team, the team does better. Various area food festivals. Unusual people at food festivals, man with python.
9. Traffic
10. Brian's waxing yesterday. E-mail: games for when you are older. Old is when... Pat tries to do a Purina One ad between Angela's filibuster. "To determine the age of a cat, you have to sent it in to an ophthalmologist, but there are only two ophthalmologists in Washington."
11. Pat Cashman Brand Pre-Chewed Food
12. Traffic
13. Rod Danz "Should I Say Or Should I Go?" Trying to explain Danz.
14. Scanning the dial
15. Announcement
16. Traffic
17. Pat says Frankie Yankovic is related to Weird Al. (NOT TRUE!!!) E-mail on Brian's treatment. Negative review of "White Chicks." Clarence "Frogman" Henry jokes.
18. Cat Stevens, "Peace Train"
19. Joe exercise call. Ricky Abbott. Pat: "It will be good when Brian is gone because Ricky won't be distracted." (That's what he thinks!)
20. KJR-FM booth and VIP Club
21. Paid Political Ad: Syd Dalrymple for Judge, opponent wants to wear a long slinky robe.
22. Announcement
23. Traffic
24. Bill Clinton's book. Clinton at Costco. Technique for getting more free samples. Chris' Father's Day gift for Pat, Men's Action magazine. Ads: Mason's Shoes, free shoes for life.
25. Mason's Shoes still in business.
26. Traffic
27. Marky Costello.
28. Charlie Brown liner
29. William Shatner's "Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds" follows the Elton John version.
30. Traffic
31. End of Rickky Abbott rerun.
32. Kiss and Poison concert





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 14
June 23, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Lisa's back, drug free. Hollywood news
3. Tease
4. Sexiest newscaster poll.
5. Weather
6. Joan Rivers
7. Luna the whale update, thinks he's a person. Usage of the word "Indian."
8. Top of hour
9. About Ken Jennings, Jeopardy contestant.
10. Call for contest
11. Contest winner
12. Student of the year winner.
13. Tease
14. Ferris wheel riding world record set. Mitch: "There's no music on the Ferris wheel."
15. Lisa's "implant" surgery.
16. Traffic
17. Pre-op check list. Lisa's procedure had a screw put on her cow bone for a future tooth. AFI list
18. Bryon student of the year update.
19. Announcement
20. Luna update. Marysville student strike.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 15
June 24, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Chris Cashman parody of Nordstrom ad
2. Traffic
3. New name for contest? Angela went to acting school, but got kicked out. Angela reads Fleetwood Mac lyrics like robot.
4. Weather
5. Pat and Chris react to annoying whispering promo.
6. Traffic
7. London Bridge relocated to Lake Havistu. Superbaby, with strong muscles, in studio.
8. More Superbaby.
9. Announcement
10. Traffic
11. The Bobs. Giant colon in town.
12. Pat is "hangin' out"
13. Announcement
14. "The Lurch." Pat's dad called Pat "Prince Charles" when he shirked work. Other nicknames for his brothers.
15. Announcement
16. Final note in "A Day In the Life"
17. White Chicks positive review. Seeing movies based on reviews. Buns Roller informercial on TV now.
18. Rod Danz coming up in studio. Getting Danz.
19. Nordsrom parody ad again.
20. Traffic
21. Jonathan and Darlene "I Am Woman." Recycling, sorting. Microwave maggots.
22. Weather
23. This day in history: first flying saucer spotted. Superbaby again.
24. Superbaby fragment
25. Call about Bigfoot.
26. Ernie Pino. Where is a good restaurant for eating lunch outside? Purina One pre-record: if I were a cat.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 16
June 24, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Tease
2. Hollywood news
3. Tease
4. Organic burials. Mitch wanted to buy a hearse for a second car. Lisa doesn't want anyone to spend money on a fancy funeral for her.
5. Tease. Lee Ann Rhimes, "I Need You"
6. AOL spammer caught.
7. Announcement. Lisa "Woo hoo"s in the background
8. About Jeopardy contestant Ken Jennings.
9. Top of hour
10. Entertainment Tonight is one of Mitch's favorite shows
11. Call for contest
12. Annoying Disney rides, songs. Mitch sings "Yo-ho-ho! It's a Pirate's Life For Me" while Lisa tries to stops him. Tease for summer camp topic.
13. Goo Goo Dolls song
14. Fantasy summer camps: nudist camp.
15. Tease
16. Puppy liposuction.
17. Bryon at the Federal Way Commons for ticket giveaway: "I'm a short, Asian man, so it's not hard to miss me."
18. Traffic
19. Lisa Advanced Laser Clinics ad. Announcement, Lisa's mic not on.
20. The Dream Academy, "Life In a Northern Town"
21. Bryon update.
22. Tease
23. The team that will not be named (Mariners). Things to look for before marrying a man: stable and religious family upbringing.
24. Landfill to be the highest point in Indiana? Lisa coughs during traffic report. Going to the dump to collect junk to take back with you.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 16
June 25, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Paid Political Ad: Sal Dalrymple
2. Announcement
3. Nearly identical traffic reports simultaneously on Mix 92.5 and KJR-FM: a traffic light outtage near 167.
4. Pat demonstrates how contest works, calls himself. "Isn't this just a lame bit?" Sitting in the front row of movie theaters. Fleetwood Mac contest, Stan in Lynnwood wins.
5. Congratulations to Stan Takemoto
6. Turning on delay at end of song. Charlie Brown liner
7. Traffic
8. Mission Impossible/Norwegian Wood grafted song. Brian's court apperance next week. Pat runs a mock trial, complete with Fred Hopkins impression. The Pig: cats. Purina One.
9. Listener e-mail: throw the book at Brian.
10. Rod Danz Tuesday. Wally: what does Angela look like? Teresa comment on Angela's looks. Pat lips are augmented with grafts from his butt. He also supplies a small European country. "I have no idea what I am saying."
11. The Art of the Professional Interview
12. Charlie Brown liner
13. Sound effect at the end of "Shattered"
14. Joe Pechi "Got To Get You Into My Life." Fred Hopkins and Gregg Taco coming up, Taco demands. Ancient settlements discovered in Utah.
15. Announcement
16. Weather
17. Traffic
18. Possible job for Brian: inform people that the Monorail is not working. Monorail loss is a blow to tourism. Dr. Max Piper, Seattle's virtual counselor. Warm temperatures bring out a rash of nudity, publicity.
19. Kiss and Poison shows (sound effects) have been canceled.
20. Charlie Brown: Starving Students Doughnut Makers.
21. Pat goes off mic to look for something, but he can't find it. Custer's Last Stand reenactment, actors get hurt. Larry Vern "Mr. Custer" (lame remake version).
22. Stephen Kilbreath nearly slips over "searched a shed"
23. In Large. Charlie Brown: The Pat Cashman Show is loosely based on the movie Citizen Kane.
24. Weather
25. Traffic
26. Gregg Taco coming up. Brian's job process. Pat wants him to be enthusiastic about any job. Coyle and Sharpe job bit: pits of Hell.
27. Making fun of quick read disclaimer
28. Traffic, with water
29. Fred Hopkins and Gregg Taco in studio. Fred met Jose Flecianato.
30. Tease
31. Review: Love From a Stranger (1937), Basil Rathbone.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 49
Album 18
June 25, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Hollywood news
3. Vertical Horizon, "Everything You Want"
4. Are men who don't drive stick-shift real men? Bryon can't drive stick. Lisa can drive manual transmission, but she always starts on 2nd.
5. Bryon can't drive stick shift
6. More stick-shift. Lisa should learn to change a tire.
7. Story: judge doing things under his robe.
8. Top of hour
9. Tease
10. Iron Butt record, Lisa disappointed that its just a motorcycle endurance record.
11. Call for contest
12. Contest winner
13. Tease
14. Pet Adopt-a-Thon.
15. Gentlemen prefer... hair color.
16. Lisa laser hair clinic ad.
17. Top of hour
18. Rockstar reality series, Lisa says "Lead sinner."
19. Macy Gray interview.
20. Contest winner
21. Weekend Wazzup!! The big event this weekend is the Adopt-a-Thon, not the Taste of Tacoma. They make Bryon start over.
22. New animal breed: the zonkey.







Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 1
June 28, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Chris ad parody: Fine Furniture Factory Direct Showroom
2. Charlie Brown: Guests of the Pat Cashman Show are crabby premadonnas.
3. Traffic
4. "The Turn-On Song," Don and the Galvchis, 1967. Pat can't sign on his computer, can't find information, so let the marketing department deal with the fallout. Chris met confused guy who couldn't say he listens to KJR-FM. Contest: know the derrivation of catch-phrases. "Chinaman's chance." Table the contest.
5. Pat kicking himself for being unprepared.
6. Boz Scaggs. Angela's personal experience from the Taste of Tacoma: don't walk and eat at the same time. Iraq sovereignty. Gay rodeo.
7. Weather
8. The Doors, "Touch Me"
9. Pat's computer still down. Rod Danz. E-mail from Dennis about KJR treatment after Kiss and Poison concert canceled.
10. Stout Hearted Men
11. Traffic
12. Kerry e-mail, request for unknown song: 300 lb woman. BBC: Iranian woman gave birth to a frog. Ebay prankster gets reply from cannibal. Formula for cat's age in human years. Purina One.
13. The Cars, "Just What I Needed"
14. Traffic
15. Mariners Garcia trade. The team is all but admitting they are done this year. Fahrenheit 9/11 gross. Pat at auction at Tacoma's Union Station. Platform under big glass sculpture in case it falls.
16. Announcement
17. Pat with Gas, actually in studio. He likes Angela's traffic music, but doesn't like "It's a Gas." Garcia trade.
18. Chris reality show ad parody
19. Billy Joel, "My Life"
20. "Dead Skunk." What if people gave off a strong odor? Cologne people. Why is Clinton at Costco? Pat had a friend who owned a book store (Dori?). Pat to be on KING fireworks show, has to do something funny. Wants ideas. Pat's dad set off fireworks for Bend city show, always set the butte on fire.
21. Announcement
22. Traffic
23. Rod Danz tomorrow. What if KJR presented Danz in concert? Pat not looking forward to neighborhood fireworks. Snakes are lame. Extensive signs leading up to reservation fireworks stands.
24. Announcement
25. Weather rant. Chris helped his friend move out of his apartment. Building had hard wood floors and thus noisy upstairs neighbors.
26. Announcement





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 2
June 28, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. TLC, "Waterfalls"
2. Entertainment news: Brittany Spears engaged, marriage to be November 20. Lisa has her doubts, which turned out to be well-founded.
3. Tease
4. Beer truck lost its load. Another dead bird. Lisa hates nature, due to seeing an aligator eat a young wilderbeast on a nature show. It was the same decorative bird house as before, so is there a bird-eating spider up there?
5. Ice cream headache cure revisited. Lisa wasn't allowed to give out free ice cream at recent event.
6. Announcement
7. Bryon hosting the Miss Washington Pageant.
8. Top of hour
9. Iranian woman gave birth to a frog. (This was read just minutes before Pat read the same story.)
10. Tower of Terror grand prize winner
11. Twilight Zone new qualifier: Chuck the prankster.
12. Ways to tell you are having an emotional affair.
13. Lisa didn't know who originally recorded "It's My Life." Lisa childhood story: Mr. Norton's frog legs. Lisa's frog was "Mr. Toady" before it was killed.
14. Jim Kampmann news flub: US hands over "serenity" for Iraq. He probably meant to say "sovereignty." See also June 1.
15. Top of hour
16. Lisa distracted by view of good weather out window. Traffic: "Slowage." Entertainment news
17. Announcement
18. Tease
19. Freddy Garcia trade. Can't say "Mariners."
20. Mitch has alergies, makes a hairball cough, not a man cough. Hairball cure, feed your cat a stick of butter.
21. Announcement
22. Mitch is growing salsa plants. Old lady wrote a bad check, she got handcuffed and thrown in jail.
(They never got to Lisa's old boyfriend sale.)




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 3
June 29, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Rod Danz in studio

1. Clambo's Learning Center
2. Announcement
3. Contest: name the song. Going into delay. "Turn your radio up!"
4. Traffic
5. Woody Phillips, Tool Box Songs. Pat at escrow to sell his house. Had to sign his signature many times. He deliberately designed his signature, but isn't happy with it now, and it's too late to change it. Making fun of screaming kids in Tower of Terror ad.
6. Charlie Brown: Pat Cashman foundation
7. Another rant against weather forecasters. What if forecasters apologized?
8. Cough for Mariners Fever. Underpants Crafters.
9. Charlie Brown: Hairball Recyclers
10. Rod Danz coming up.
11. Mozart TV: classical music TV themes. Beer ad wars, Bud vs. Miller. Purina One pre-recorded ad
12. Traffic
13. Dorky Song of the Day: Katie Lee "Will To Fail." James call. Rod coming up. "Green Eyed Lady."
14. Rod Danz coming up
15. Rod Danz! James back on line. How did Rod get into the business? Four and a half octave range.
16. Good weather.
17. Fine Furniture Direct Outlet
18. More Danz. Song listing on Rock Reflections I and II. Naysayers who don't get it. Song performed by Rod are specially recorded by his group in Black Diamond (supposedly not just generic Karaoke songs). Purina One.
19. Chris Kimball call.
20. Traffic.
21. How do animals respond to Danz's music? Pat plays some for Billy and Nancy. What's next in Rod's career? Possible KJR listener event?
22. Caller suggestion for song for Rod to do: Theme from S.W.A.T. (instrumental). Rod sang once as a kid, he annoyed his sister and didn't sing again until 1999.
23. Weather




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 4
June 29, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Entertainment Report by Mitch. The "h" in "heiress" is silent.
3. Announcement
4. A paper cup Mitch used is on Ebay, posted by an intern.
5. Smashmouth "I'm a Beliver."
6. Lisa and her friends used to play being The Monkees. Ebay cup update: $1.25. Best/worst cities for singles.
7. Wearing shorts. Mitch: "It's better to feel good than to look good." This contradicts something Mitch said yesterday.
8. Top of hour
9. Announcement, Lisa eating
10. DOT worker reported his boss playing solitare at work. The worker was fired. Mitch never learned solitare, never had much alone time.
11. Call for contest
12. Mitch flub on Twlight Zone Tower of Terror. Tease for tatoo topic. Mitch does not have a tattoo.
13. Tease
14. It always rains in Seattle on the Fourth of July. Miss Washington in studio. They needed someone to practice crowning, so Bryon became the first man crowned Miss Washington on stage.
15. New Harry Potter book has a title.
16. Movies opening this weekend. Spiderman 2.
17. Top of hour. Hootie & The Blowfish song.
18. Entertainment news.
19. Lisa distracted by photo of Outback Jack host. Telephone interview with him. He likes American women's accents. "Accents? We don't have an accent."
20. Announcement
21. Frustrated worker shot a memo with a gun. Dealing with the office supply clerk.
22. Lisa buys books, but not paperbacks, and doesn't check out books from the library. Libraries starting to fight back on over due fine collecting.
(They never got to the topic of athelete tattoos.)




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 5
June 30, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM only, in stereo (but with lots of mistracks)

1. Medicated Ovalteen
2. Nancy cow bells on "Only the Beginning." Get out the cow perfume!
3. Brian due in court today. Name This Song contest.
4. Announcement
5. Announcement
6. Traffic
7. Chris says Jonathan and Darlene Edwards were the lousy lounge act on Swingers. Reaction to yesterday's Rod Danz interview. Nearly catastrophic RV trips with Burt Higgins driving.
8. Brad Beagleman excerpt, "Don't call me Bradley!"
9. Announcement
10. Traffic
11. Brian in court, Angela hopes they don't throw him in the "brink." Clinton book signing in area today. Pat reads parts of several books at a time, but always finishes every different food one at a time. Victoria Clipper ad with Pat as a whale, in stereo.
12. Watergate, The Musical (deteriorating, screechy tape quality)
13. Traffic
14. Fireworks for sale at reservations. Spiderman 2 clips, with added sound effects.
15. Announcement: KJR-FM Tie-Dye Team
16. Traffic
17. Brian's seat belt ticket and court appearance. Song ends abruptly. Bill Clinton on phone? Shopping at Costco. Last Comic Standing clips.
18. Rod Danz replay from yesterday: four octave range.
19. Announcement
20. Tease
21. Traffic
22. Ricky Abbott, on phone, waiting for Clinton at Lynnwood Costco. Sets off fireworks in stereo even though Ricky is on phone.
23. Weather
24. Tease
25. Traffic
26. More on Brian's court case. Marky Costello. Brian calls in from court, "What is contrition?"
27. Blankenhurn's Speaking Dynamics School
28. Charlie Brown: Gunner Gunderson
29. Announcement
30. Derrivation of "take a powder." More on Brian's court appearance. Both of the Morning Show interns have either been in jail or flirted with it. Caller straightens out "take a powder." Of course it has to do with powder rooms.
31. Events. Once-A-Day Vulcan-Class Low-Sodium Chlorospar Fluoroflavin Philogestin Galbophase 2000, now available in pill form




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 6
July 1, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM only, in stereo, but still with lots of dropouts (not counting Brian).

1. Darrel's Cheap Car
2. Charlie Brown: Open Sores Restaurant.
3. Traffic
4. Contest. Pat says listening to KJR is worth 12 credits at Evergreen State University, "in Lacy." Clinton apperance. What happened with Brian in court yesterday.
5. Charlie Brown liner
6. Announcement
7. Traffic
8. "A Rocket In My Pocket." Pat can't remember exactly why he chose this song (see March 28, 2000), but he was looking for "Little Space Girl." Angela finds it's by Jessie Lee Turner. E-mail from engineering department: return the hand trucks! Note on refrigerator for food thieves.
9. Weather
10. Traffic
11. Regis Philbin, "Tootsie Goodbye." Jan e-mail: wants more Pat and fewer hits of the 60s and 70s. She will throw her Walkman in Green Lake if she hears Layla one more time. "Less music and more crap!" Housework joke, didn't see any results for the first two days.
12. "Food Around the Corner"
13. Slurpee Time! Angela: "Still a wreck." Pat: "Still erect!?"
14. Saddam trial. Dodi Manson: people who leave office notes. Purina One instead of directions to White River Ampitheater.
15. Finally directions to White River. "Whatca wanna do is..."
16. Traffic
17. Lame Loony Tunes song. Bill Nye news clip, Cassini Saturn probe. What if there were a parallel morning show on another planet? 4th of July is the most masculine holiday.
18. Creamy Avacado. Amrour Hot Dogs jingle. Brian's Eddie Money concert experience, missed the one song he came to hear.
19. Miracle Meat
20. Weather
21. Traffic
22. Captain Smartypants, a division of the Seattle Men's Chorus. Community fireworks shows. Bend show: fireworks directly overhead. Pet Parade. Saddam trial
23. Pat Cashman Show 6:00 contest promo. If Pat hears the screaming kids Tower of Terror ad one more time, he will go insane.
24. Announcement
25. Traffic
26. Weekly World News. Another meteor hits the pope, Angela thinks its funny.
27. Charlie Brown liner
28. Announcement. More screaming kids.
29. Traffic
30. Ernie Pino. New intern is Miss Seafair contestant.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 7
July 6, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM only (Still lots of VHS-HiFi dropouts)

1. James Brown crash
2. Traffic
3. New intern: Michelle. Contest for Loverboy tickets: why are cameras black?
4. "Every kiss begins with Kay" sound effect
5. A moment of culture
6. Announcement
7. Traffic
8. Is this the 50th birth date of rock and roll? Elvis recorded "That's Alright" today in 1954. Some historians point to 1951's "Rocket 88." Man drove off ferry by accidentially putting it into reverse. Sleepy Angela put a radio station van into reverse at 60 miles per hour. Elderly skydiver. Pat observed brother and sister punching each other at Costco while mother did nothing about it.
9. Charlie Brown liner
10. Recap of Pat hosted KING-5 fireworks show. Did a bit called "American Dreamers," similar to Stupid Human Tricks. Had to cut a wheelchair user because he thought his appearance would be taken the wrong way. Jenny's number, (212) 867-5309 for sale on Ebay. (Mitch and Lisa are way ahead of Pat on this. See February 19.)
11. Contest in the VIP Club could change your life forever. It ended yesterday.
12. Candofilargian's World of Montolabo Pameron
13. Traffic
14. Fireworks this weekend, stuck in traffic.
15. Traffic
16. Lennon and McCartney met today. Janet Lee is 76 today. Lopez Island fireworks canceled two years in a row due to grass fire. Pilot Butte in Bend caught fire every year. Dean Cartman yelled from Pilot Butte.
17. Weather
18. Traffic
19. New intern. Osin's last day remembered, replay jail call.
20. William W. Willoughby's Western Washington Welders, Weed-Whackers, Wheelbarrows, Windshield Wipers, White Wine, Wallpaper, Washers, Wrist Watches, White Wall Wheels, Wax and Wastebasket Warehouse
21. Charlie Brown liner
22. Milk drinking song. Traffic
23. Gasworks fireworks are better than Myrtle Edwards show. Purina One
24. Weather
25. Pat Cashman Show promo: Gregg Taco
26. Traffic
27. "Surfin' Bird." John Edwards, vice president candidate. Chris and the high school sports cut list. Pat too.
28. Making fun of Gentile Dental ad
29. Announcement
30. Tape rewind sound during song
31. Traffic
32. More John Edwards. Billboard: nurses wanted at Monroe correctional facility.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 8
July 9, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM only, stereo, dropouts.

1. Stouthearted Men
2. Tease
3. Question of day: why are there more holes in the telephone mouthpiece than in the earpiece? Pat gives it to the first caller rather than drag it on forever again.
4. Announcement
5. Michelle the intern not here. She wants to be a news anchor, but Pat impersonates her unconventional voice. David Nam tells his story about responding to a classified ad for a bargain HiDef television.
6. More David Nam story
7. Traffic
8. The Grifters theme
9. Pause for a test, screaming kids from tower of terror ad
10. Charlie Brown liner
11. Pat Cashman brand pre-slurped soups
12. Chicken Fat
13. Chris getting married one year from today. He has a DJ Do Not Play list. Mark from Oleo Acres, Cheetoes toes. Surf Dude, wedding songs.
14. "Roll Out the Barrel" Weather
15. Charlie Brown liner
16. Stupid News: New groom finds his bride bald. Chris and Angela Dramatic Recreation.
17. Strange audio at start of song
18. Announcement
19. "Crazy On You," sound effects
20. Pat proud of his pots and pans crash sound effect. He recorded it himself in real time. Jenny call about mile post sign at end of Narrows Bridge.
21. Call from jilted lover needs cherring up.
22. Caller Brian has a cyst and a job interview. Dramatic Recreation.
23. Pat plays yesterday's news. Pat Cashman brand pre-slurped soup.
24. Happy Birthday to Ed Ames. Seattle Mariners lamentation. Focus on Tour de France instead.
25. Weather
26. Pat Cashman Show sounder. Tease
27. Traffic
28. Dodi Manson from yesterday, sandwich sign dancers. Purina One urinary tract health formula.
29. Tease
30. Fred Hopkins, how to hire Fred's band. "Midnight Manhunt" (1943)




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 9
July 12, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Now How Much Would You Pay?
2. Promo: Chris loud upstairs neighbor story (June 28).
3. Eric Clapton contest: Why do they fold over the piece of toilet paper at hotels/motels.
4. Weather
5. Weather
6. Pat can't stop commercials playing. Pat moving again. He's moving collections of stuff he doesn't need or want, similar to how is mom collected stuff. Pat got a new J. C. Penny card, had to give real name: Maurice. Card came back: Maurice P. Fisherman.
7. Announcement
8. Activity on Space Needle, rope rescue practice. Pat on Space Needle story, in gorilla suit. The Running of the Bulls. Newest way to lose weight: lipo-scan. Sound effects.
9. Pause for a test
10. New intern is a Seafair Princess. Bob Hirt update (from June 21). Had family reunion.
11. Weather
12. Angela has five alarms. Wrong name card again, also wrong name at Hawaiian restaurant: "Crapman." Got shirmp instead of lobster. Pat became cantankerous, embarrassed family. Later found out it was a kind of lobster.
13. Tease
14. Pat saw Jimmy Dean on plane. Pat with Gas, Mariners woes.
15. Charlie Brown liner
16. Weather
17. Seattle now collecting 10 year old parking tickets. More Lipo-sonics, sound effect again
18. Sound effect between ads
19. Weather
20. Announcement
21. Traffic. Liquid Plumber, same sound effect.
22. "Only Gay Eskimo" played instead of "Dead Skunk." Pat saw opossum on drive to work. Playing dead in front of cars doesn't work. More Liposonics, Jenny call from Mars. Bobo the gorilla stuffed at MOHAI. Are humans next? Bobo would have been 53 this month. MOHAI celebration. Dress up like a gorilla and get in free. Pat used to rent a gorilla suit. Do not jump in the river while wearing a gorilla suit.
23. Weather. Eric Clapton contest
24. Traffic
25. Perfect 10 described. More Bobo
26. Fifi confirmation [tape ends]





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 10
July 12, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Introducing Jimmy Hollywood.
2. Weather
3. Mitch's weekend near Roslyn. For men, the world is their bathroom. Metronaps. Nap time at school.
4. Tease
5. Mitch and Lisa bid against each other at a recent charity auction.
6. Accordian player shortage. Mitch was musician. Jeopardy contestant keeps winning.
7. Top of hour
8. Blogging, Mitch and Lisa don't get it.
9. Wallflowers, "One Headlight"
10. More information on blogging.
11. Don't eat lunch at your desk. Work desks have more germs than toilets.
12. Lisa hopping around like she has a problem
13. The team that we will not mention.
14. Top of hour
15. Traffic
16. Lisa, all she wants to do is dance.
17. 25th anniversary of the Disco Demolition game.
18. Lunch bag larceny.
19. Announcement
20. Lisa plucks a hair. Resturant deal for bald people.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 11
July 13, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Rosie laugh. "Helooooo Pat" caller rerun.
2. Announcement
3. Brainteaser question: why do new fathers pass out cigars?
4. Still can't find a winner.
5. More calls. "Fruit of the loin." Correct answer calls in, it's Chris.
6. New question: why do light bulbs get loose? Finally a winner.
7. Weather
8. Traffic
9. Tow truck needed. What class? Ricky Abbott message board, users must register. Pat had to saw through a door for a cat door. Didn't know it was a metal door, hack saw just barely made it.
10. Old Fart Calvin Kline fragrance.
11. Announcement
12. Traffic
13. Jack Pallance, one-armed pushups. Large rear-ends. Earth's magnetic field collapsing (sound effect). Food pyramid out, new slogan needed.
14. Parody ad, taken from the Internet: Blonde Star.
15. Angela: "What did I just read?"
16. Ricky Abbott message board. Pat about to tell J. C. Penny card story again, but gets distracted by cholesterol pill in pocket. Safe cholesterol levels raised. Pat's history with cholesterol, VEET.
17. Joe from the east side: how strict a vegitarian was Pat?
18. Announcement
19. Traffic
20. Mr. Six, spokesman for Six Flags amusement parks, creeps Angela out.
21. "Grant Goodive here"
22. Rosie Greadyne, "Camptown Ladies"
23. Announcement
24. Traffic
25. Chris Cashman hosts parade brodcast. Both sets of Cashman hands are strange. Silly String ban, Katie comment. Chris story on overly-persuasive salesman who made him sign up a card he was then rejected for.
26. Long sponsored name for KJR stage at Bite of Seattle. Ted Crackerwagon: no report.
27. American Home Equity announcer sounds like a character from Will and Grace. Chris dated Golden Girls fan. Hacksaw blade story again, Pat thought he might have to go to the Coast to Coast store for a replacement.
28. Blonde Star
29. Roger Miller was strongly popular for a short time. Fiji man raised by chicken. 71 year old woman must prove she's not pregnant. Sea gull has prothesis from a Barbie doll leg and hand.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 12
July 13, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Announcement
3. Jimmy Hollywood
4. Tease for a tease
5. Cindi Lauper interview coming up.
6. Is it okay to play hooky from work for Make a Wish event? Still can't mention the local baseball team.
7. Announcement
8. It's so hot Lisa has found it's difficult to put deodorant on a cocker spaniel. Celebirty birthdays: 30 second Harrison Ford biography.
9. Top of hour
10. Cuddle parties.
11. Cindi Lauper, "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"
12. Cindi Lauper phone interview.
13. Concet ticket giveaway
14. Contest winner doesn't know Phrase That Pays.
15. Jeopardy contestant: got where he is today by sitting in front of the TV instead of going out to play.
16. Top of hour
17. Things said off the air.
18. Tease
19. Mitch's summer job at Stone Mountain Park. First he polished the train rails. Then he worked at the ice cream caboose. Some days he hardly saw a customer, so he gained 30 pounds eating soft serve.
20. Be the star of your own romance novel; Lisa interested. Mitch watches the Food Network.
21. Contest for ticket giveaway
22. Is Lisa dancing or having a conniption fit? Contest winner




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 13
July 14, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Pictures In My Mind (Low quality audio due to cross-phase stereo in mono.)
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Brain Teaser Question: why do they call it cottage cheese.
5. "Drive My Car" sound effect.
6. Announcement
7. Angela reads copy typo: "Creen Play." Tragedy in Bonnie Lake. All-Star Game pitcher/catcher controversy between Roger Clemmens and Mike Piaza. Ken Jennings, Jeopardy contestant, 30 wins in a row.
8. Announcement
9. Traffic
10. Ricky Abbott message board. Virginia legislature corrects enforcement of Sundays off by request. Vacation topic coming up.
11. "Grant Gooive here"
12. Best of the Worst Lousy, Stinkin' Music Ever (includes Rod Danz!)
13. Traffic
14. Michelle the intern is a life guard. Vacation time: not in the United States. History of taking vacations.
15. Bastille Day
16. Slow drivers this morning. Maytag campaign, getting younger Maytag man. Pat put his brother in washer, left his brother in washer, so he could "be on TV." Friend moved to Little Rock. Heat index of 115. "You may be from Arkansas if..." list.
17. Arkansas caller recation
18. "Rodda Paint." "So when are you going to get some?" Ricky Abbott, new message board, e-mails.
19. Manstar
20. Pat and Angela Bite of Seattle promo
21. Brittany Spears upcoming wedding. Nigerian e-mail scammers caught. Snakehead fish is now a permanent resident in the Potomac.
22. More e-mail scam. Snake head fish has been made into a TV movie, on Sci-Fi.
23. Pat Cashman Show promo.
24. Traffic
25. Marky Costello.
26. Weather
27. Tease
28. Summer Nights at the Pier. Pat lost his train of thought. It was a runaway train to begin with.
29. Perfect 10





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 14
July 14, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Kelly Osbourne, "What If God Was One of Us"
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Announcement
4. Make a Wish auction, Lisa says "Mariners."
5. Lisa going on cruise next week, already mentally on cruise. UV rays release endorphins, so tanning can be addictive.
6. Lisa's birthday coming up, what number birthday is it? Celebrity birthdays, Gerald Ford 30 second biography. This is Mitch's favorite 30 second biography of the two Lisa has done (both of men named "Ford.")
7. Jim Kampan news, Mitch and Lisa's mics are open. Then Mitch turns off Jim's report. Top of hour. Jesus Jones, "Right Here, Right Now"
8. Lisa has to renew her drivers license. Not everyone is tested, so she wants to get out of the test. Martha Stewart to be sentenced Friday. There is a consultant giving advice to new white collar criminals.
9. Announcement
10. Caller advice for Lisa's driver's license renewal.
11. Tease
12. More advice. Have you lost consciousness recently? Woman calls, can't say if she works for the Department of Licensing. Lisa can avoid the test if she stops talking. There is a long time between driver's licensing renewal in Arizona, probably on the behest of the retirement population in the state. Mitch does an old man voice to demonstrate.
13. Mitch gives Lisa a sample test.
14. Top of hour
15. Traffic
16. Cost Plus Market, Mitch and Lisa go through wine glasses. Fox reality cable channel. Pat O'Brian sued for promoting his next show. Interview Dramatic Recreation, Mitch's impression.
17. Make a Wish radiothon tomorrow. Mitch and Lisa bid against each other at Tuxes and Tails.
18. Smuggling contraband. Lisa smuggled Cuban cigars in tampon tubes.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 15
July 15, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Man Star
2. Grass fire. Angela assumes a smoker started it but Pat and Chris beg to differ. Clapton contest: why does Mickey Mouse have four fingers? Buckley tragedy. Two commercials playing at once
3. Caller reaction to Buckly story
4. Ad plays early. Angela speaks fast, like an auctioneer. Brian gone, like a beloved pet. Fife farmer grows the best raspberries according to the New York Times. Pat likes raspberries. Mariners to oust Ollerude, bring up someone named Bucky Jacobson.
5. Caller can't stand Ricky Abbott.
6. Making fun of announcer. More calls on Ricky. Woman likes him, man saw him on freeway.
7. Ken Jennings, Jeopardy contestant.
8. Underpants Crafters
9. "Chicken Capital USA." "Cluck, cluck."
10. Pat giving up coffee in the morning, got sick yesterday after drining coffee three times. Will drink water, but not buy water. Listener letters: reaction to Pat closing his brother up in the washing machine so he could be on TV. Writer tried a variation on hide and seek. The contestants could get a longer head start by tying up "it." "It" was still tied up when Mother came home.
11. Reaction for the chance to meet Stephen Kilbreath
12. Cisco Morrison: "touch it!"
13. Weather
14. Bad grammar song title
15. Announcement
16. Traffic
17. "What the Heck" festival. Pat swearing off all reality shows. E-mail: road sign in Vantage: "Watch your nickel at work." Pat's additions: "Zig Zag 2 miles." "Stop when flashing."
18. Pat Cashman brand Pre-Slurped Soups.
19. Surf Dude reaction to above bit: pre-constipated. Pat also coming out with a line of underwear.
20. Rod Danz songs. "Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms" jokes.
21. Grant Goodive
22. Charlie Brown liner
23. Pat Cashman Show Rickky Abbott promo. Weather.
24. Traffic
25. Wacky music. Pat depressed that summer is half over. Buckley tragedy again.
26. Weather
27. Tease
28. Ernie Pino, food finally back in the studio after several weeks, Chris factor. Discussion of Martha Stewart case. Free ticket for Red Sox trivia question.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 50
Album 16
July 15, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5
Make a Wish Radiothon

1. Mitch and Lisa are the only ones there at the mall. Lisa's mic is not on. It's Mitch's dream come true.
2. Funds raised here go to the "Montenna/Washington area."
3. Marry McConnel, Make a Wish president.
4.
5. Alex's story
6. Total update.
7. Interviews. Pat's song.
8. Amy from Fitness Together; has Lisa been eating donuts?
9. Justin's story. Mitch scares him with his Scooby Doo impression.
10. Tote board update
11. "Vote early, vote often"
12. Lisa flub: "The new Mix 95." Interviews
13. Creator of Kavalia. Unique show, not a eunuch show.
14. Kyler's story







Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 1
July 19, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM only, in stereo

1. Katie Cashman Silly String editorial
2. Announcement
3. No Eric Clapton tickets today, no trip to Paris either. "I'm a Nut." Question: why do men's bicycles have a crossbar? Winner: Lynn. Angela's significant other got mad at his bike. Weather too hot.
4. Kiss, "I Want to Rock and Roll All Night (And Party Every Day)
5. Sound effect for previous band. Traffic
6. Bucky Jacobson. Chris went on the Seattle to Portland bike ride without training. ManStar, followed by start of OnStar ad
7. Weather. Temperature may reach 90.
8. The Who, "My Generation."
9. Traffic
10. Disneyland opened today in 1955. Angela tries to name the five lands, keeps saying "Futureland." "It's a Small World" song gets stuck in your head (and plays under next promo)
11. Clear Channel news: "Girlie men."
12. Traffic
13. Pinhead report: judge moons neighbors. Sister shot brother over margarine. Dramatic Recreation, Angela blows it.
14. Weather
15 Announcement
16. Traffic
17. Bucky Jacobson, 30-year-old rookie. Vole sexuality: studying why some are monogamous and some aren't. Possible monogamy drug?
18. Weather: 200 degrees (an estimate)
19. Pat and Gas. Gas' favorite sport is the biathalon, with skiing and shooting. Gas' job shadow is Ed Wyatt, over from Australia. Now has Australian accent.
20. Announcement
21. Traffic
22. Angela getting a passport, expidite is faster. Going to Polland. Pollish store stocked salsa and chips, but stopped because all the customers did was buy it. Pat's mom said "Why do I buy food when all you do is eat it?" Arnold "Girlie men." Phone interview.
23. Traffic
24. Pat moving bit by bit, finally got rid of most of his lp's. Boxes of tapes of Pat's old shows and amateur attempts, saved for the kids.
25. Traffic
26. Sweaty guys at Bite of Seattle. Aligator used in domestic violence at Florida mobile home. Cougar activity in Pat's new neighborhood.
27. Perfect 10 announcement, talk with contributor.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 2
July 28, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Tarzan yell. "Wanna win free stuff?"
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Michelle late, like other interns. Josh Zimmerman fills in. Michelle calls in, but Josh doesn't put the call on the air. Contest question: why do old men wear their pants high? Pat has always wondered why. Long time to find an exact answer. (A 17 minute and 19 second segment!)
5. Weather
6. Traffic sponsored by "Liquid Plumber," sound effect.
7. Josh going to the Shanty Cafe across the street to ask people about politics. Democrat convention this week. Mariners lose 14th road game in a row. Pat doesn't like new show bumpers, sounds like "The Addams Family" theme. (Actually it sounds more like "The Munsters.")
8. Weather
9. Tease
10. Traffic, out of order
11. Announcement
12. Traffic
13. Pat's uncle passed away. More Democrat Convention. Josh at Shanty Cafe.
14. Tease
15. Traffic
16. More Josh at Shanty. Pearl Harbor Day on the 7th or 8th? It's over the International Date Line. Ricky Abbott celebrating summer. Shirt sponsored.
17. Announcement
18. Traffic
19. Pat put metal cup in microwave this morning. Amish In the City, other reality shows. Ricky returns for Ashley's birthday.
20. Chris reality show: Rich Joe.
21. Traffic
22. Democrat Convention. Michael Moore vs. Bill O'Riley, clip. Article on vice presidency.
23. Announcement
24. Tease
25. Traffic
26. Marky Costello. Pat: "I don't think she likes me."
27. Weather
28. French workers to be intimidated to work longer hours. Purina One.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 3
July 28, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour, joined in progress
2. Jimmy Hollywood, new segment music
3. Reading the time is important
4. Robbie Kinevel interview, to jump planes on aircraft carrier. Lisa jumped off shed, jumped off roof barely into pool.
5. Weather
6. Mitch had a cold, still didn't go to the doctor. Women have "pop smears."
7. Tease for Democrat Convention. TV shows.
8. Top of hour
9. Democrat Convention razor in the gift bag fiasco. Barock Obama speech clip. "He's a rising superstar for the Democrats."
10. Excellent adventure serves one meal: "Breakfast... dinner... lunch!" We have a winner, but she isn't available tomorrow.
11. Tease
12. Amish In the City producer interview.
13. Weather
14. Tease for gross resturant topic.
15. Jim Kampmann mispronounces U2's Bono, but says Barock Obama is the country's best hope for a black president.
16. Top of hour, reaction to Jim Kampmann's mispronunciation
17. Sheryl Crow song, featuring "thank you"
18. Traffic
19. Weather
20. Gross resturant service: maggots in the meatballs. Lisa's take out food was sneezed on by the grocery checker.
21. Calls on topic
22. High-tech jacket




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 4
July 29, 2004
Thrusday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. No intern today: she quit. Mariners set road loss record. Question of the day: what does M & M's stand for?
3. Dead air. Former intern was in Seafair court, lost recent contest. Angela bought her a crown, so now Chris is wearing it.
4. Jenny calls on morning show interns. The Cars, "Let the Good Times Roll"
5. Still more about intern, quit after two weeks. (She started July 6, about three weeks ago.) Pat can spot the good/bad interns. Democratic Convention. Al Sharpton's loud oratory.
6. Two men bought women's thong underwear at Wal-Mart, wore just that and a t-shirt. Tripple dog dare?
7. John Edwards at Democratic National Convention, clip.
8. The Simple Life II clip, waxing a man's back.
9. Weather
10. Song: "Crisco Party." More on quit intern. History of interns at the morning show. Pat's wife found a staple in the chicken at a resturant. Purina One.
11. Announcement
12. Mrs. Miller, "Strangers In the Night" at weddings and funerals. Chis on Bullpen Show, Mariner's chef. Robert Horton, actor in westerns.
13. Getting hit hurts
14. Weather
15. Paul Gerard, found winning lottery ticket in his car's visor, interview.
16. Tease
17. Announcement
18. Cut-in records. WSU communications class taught Chris to splice tape and edit with razor blades. Kid sayings on grandparents. Lomas Eye Care Center ad with Pat and Patty.
19. Weather
20. Traffic, sponsored by a store with a name that Pat's grandma said was a curse word
21. More on Patty's found staple in food. Other bad food calls.
22. Tease
23. Traffic
24. Ernie Pino
25. Start the Perfect 10





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 5
July 29, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Traffic
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Cell phone courtesy in movie theater, woman got in fight with security guard. Other courtesy issue, person talked loudly over Lisa's sunset on cruise.
4. Cell phone calls.
5. Weather
6. Traffic
7. Top of hour
8. More cell phone calls.
9. Announcement
10. More cell phone calls
11. "Change Will Do You Good, especially when it comes to underwear." More cell phone, use in restroom by men and women.
12. Tease
13. Military mom call, random act of kindness at Applebee's.
14. Top of hour
15. Lisa paid toll of car behind her, got chased down. Mitch tells Lisa story of kindness for owner of car with Mix 92.5 sticker.
16. The Cars, "You Might Think"
17. Traffic
18. More random acts of kindness, calls.
19. Announcement
20. Leaving early for summer adventure, "we is."
21. Lori in as Mitch & Lisa play hooky.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 6
July 30, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Bad food call rerun from yesterday
2. Announcement
3. Contest question: what is the difference between flotsam and jetsam?
4. Weather
5. Announcement
6. Traffic
7. Chris not here, intern quit. Josh Zimmerman is here. His parents are in Israel. Miki call: will be 80 on Sunday, talks over birthday song.
8. Announcement
9. Traffic
10. Rene Gray, winner of trip and chance to interview Tom Cruise. Democratic Convention. Kerry speech, clips. Pat incorrectly gave this weekend as the day of the hydroplane races. Angela's impression of a Blue Angel.
11. Rosie Grenadyne, "Camptown Ladies"
12. Announcement
13. Traffic
14. Nervous Norvus "Transfusion Confusion" Last Comic Standing. Jay London clip. Crime Watch.
15 Weather
16. Pat scared of driving on Narrows Bridge.
17. Mary comment on bridge, mental friction. She says that's why the shoulders on the Renton S-Curves are so wide, to psychologically speed up traffic there. (Not true. The road was made wide here so they could fit two way traffic plus a barrier over what would be the future northbound lanes. That way they could construct new overpasses in phases over the temporarily closed future southbound lanes, then switch all traffic to the overly-wide other side while working over the northbound lanes.) Josh Zimmerman talks to his father in Israel over the air. Purina One, hairballs.
18. Joe call, why a "sub" machine gun?
19. Chris calls off the air. He thought he was going to be there too. Angela has five alarm clocks, but has still been late to work. Howard Dean yell montage.
20. Announcement
21. More on flotsam and jetsam question. Pat his making his own head hurt. E-mail on foreign substance found in food.
22. Announcement
23. Traffic
24. More on Nervous Norvous, from Mike Brodie. Song went to number 8 in 1956. Some people think Pat is a flaming liberal, and others think he a conservative. Pat cleans up a political joke by making himself the butt of the humor: robot bartender and I.Q. question.
25. Weather
26. Tease
27. Traffic
28. Fred Hopkins, "Shadows on the Stairs" (1946), Turin Bay.
29. Perfect 10 winner




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 7
July 30, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Scary spider story: boy alergic to tarantula hairs.
4. Lisa cosmetic surgery ad
5. Democratic convention. Producer Don Mischner's microphone open during balloon dump, clip. Caller eariler think Mitch and Lisa talk too much about the Democratic Convention and not enough about the Republican Convention which hasn't happened yet.
6. Mitch: "If you hear the phrase 'The best Mix of the 80s and 90s,' you know you are only listening to one radio station." (Sounds like they are trying to claim that phrase against Star 101.5, which also uses it.) Contest for trip to Universal Studios Orlando.
7. Top of hour.
8. Lisa describes her barbecue this weekend, and Mitch discovers he's not invited. Lisa's "secret" artichoke sauce. Lisa bought duty-free liquor on recent cruise, but then had to pay extra for overweight luggage transport. Excellent Adventure yesterday, Lisa blamed for Mitch misnaming the bus driver. Bryon scared of the octopuss.
9. Traffic
10. Pet of the Week out this week, talk about the pet adoption process.
11. Weather
12. People are depressed an average of three days a month.
13. Top of hour
14. Lisa eating almonds, ate more than one Krispy Kreme yesterday.
15. New movies
16. Tease
17. Lisa comments on Bill and Hillary's marriage.
18. Bryon yawns during Lisa's traffic report. Weekend Wazzup!! Bryon doesn't know details about Mom and Me at the Zoo, makes something up.
19. Congratulations to ticket winner
20. The Exorcist discussion





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 8
August 2, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Pat on vacation

1. Thin Lizzie, "The Boys Are Back In Town"
2. Heidi May interview with Tom Cruise. Chris Nordstrom ad parody
3. Traffic
4. Best of Pat Cashman: Brazilian pilot moons other pilot, crashes.
5. Lomas Eye Care Center short ad
6. Rene Gray, veterinarian in Lake Stevens, won the interview Tom Cruise contest. Crisco Morrison, "Keep it moist."
7. Traffic
8. Gregg Taco rerun.
9. Body by Jake rerun.
10. Traffic
11. Rickky Abbott rerun
12. Purina 1





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 9
August 2, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Mitch sat in restaurant to view Torchlight Parade, all the peasants were outside. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Mitch & Lisa sing along to Expedia.com jingle.
4. The Pretenders, "Brass In Pocket"
5. Traffic
6. Ikea Name It and Claim It contest: Lori.
7. Alice Porter remembered, predicted Bryon is going to go somewhere. Clips.
8. Traffic
9. Bryon has a "big surprise" tomorrow morning.
10. Lisa wants to go to Orlando. Olympic contest to "beautiful, sunny Orlando." (No mention of the hurricane that would happen that week.) Bryon gives Mitch the "you're number one" sign.
11. Announcement
12. 7:24 Mitch at first says the time is 8:24. Mitch's grass is white. Terror alert level set to orange in key financial centers.
13. Smashmouth, "I'm a Believer"
14. Orlando record event revealed: break the TV viewing time record. Miss America talent competition will not be televised this year. Result of Robbie Kenevil jump.
15. Cue to call for Orlando contest. Lisa confronts Bryon about not being invited to Orlando, not being allowed in promotions meetings.
16. Olympic trip qualifier.
17. Nicholas Cage getting married. Lisa doesn't approve of people in their 40s dating people in their 20s. Mitch could tell stories about Lisa, but he won't. The Gin Blossoms, "Follow You Down"
18. Traffic
19. Additional entertainment news
20. Weather
21. Alice Porter remembered.
22. New words added to the dictionary. "Scoopage" not included, but "snarky" has been in for years.
23. Why does Bryon get to go to Orlando?







Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 10
August 3, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Pat on vacation

1. Heidi May interview with Jamie Foxx
2. Fleetwood Mac, "Hold Me"
3. Traffic
4. Maxmillion the Magnificent rerun.
5. Cat on the cheesecake story.
6. Traffic. Then Angela whistles in the background
7. Severed hand falls from the sky
8. "Arnold Schwarzenegger" interview
9. Traffic
10. Underpants Crafters





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 11
August 3, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. "Los Lonely Boys" means "The Lonely Boys." Jimmy Hollywood
3. "Mitch & Lisa hea'"
4. Discussion topic: inappropriate t-shirts.
5. T-shirt topic calls.
6. Lisa's t-shirt: "They're real"
7. Lisa: "It's just a t-shirt, people!"
8. Mitch is a Little House on the Prairie fan. Has Lisa dressed up for the fire fighters?
9. T-shirt call.
10. Office lunch. Bryon annoucement coming up.
11. Tease
12. Bryon's annoucement: morning crew will be flying in Red Barron planes tomorrow.
13. Alison Arngrim, Nellie Oleson from Little House on the Prairie in the studio.
14. Traffic
15. Studies show listening to Mix 92.5 at work improves productivitiy.
16. Mitch and Lisa change radios in stores and loaner cars to Mix 92.5.
17. Traffic radio doesn't work. Maggots are used medicinally for eating out septic wounds.
18. Firefighers in studio to unveil calendar. Mitch to Lisa: "Focus, focus."
19. The age men become adults: 30.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 12
August 4, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5 only, in stereo

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Weather
4. Chineese man sues wife for ugly baby. (Pat Cashman scooped Mitch and Lisa on this on May 26, 2004.)
5. Enya song
6. More ugly baby, calls.
7. Tease
8. Ikea contest, caller doesn't know how to play and doesn't have selections in front of him.
9. Top of hour. Seal song
10. Ugly baby.
11. The Cardigans, "Love Fool"
12 Mary Kay Leternau getting out of jail.
13. More Mary Kay, calls. Pat & Patti Supermall ad.
14. Call for contest
15. Olympic contest qualifier
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Tease for women's big feet topic.
19. flying with the Red Barron today. Mitch doesn't like rides that go upside down. McDonald's giving out pedometers with meals. How long does it take to work off a Big Mac meal with shake? Nine and a half miles. Now available: expanding shoes. Just like a training bra. Women's feet getting bigger.
20. Tease
21. Sports section ads. Roger Clemmons kicked out of a little league game.
22. Maroon 5, "This Love"
23. Mitch went to the police academy, until they passed out clip-on ties.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 13
August 6, 2004
Friday, 6:00 -9:00
KJR-FM

1. Chris Cashman reality show parody ad
2. Announcement for "Badfinger"
3. Me First and the Gimme Gimmes "All My Lovin'." Pat doesn't know if this group is still around. (In October they released a new live CD.) Chris Kimball in studio. Josh Zimmerman in too. Mariners have a win streak due. Pat predicts a 54 game win streak.
4. Weather
5. Traffic
6. The Monorail may never run again. Bend's Pilot Butte Inn was torn down before people could mount an effective protest against tearing it down. Pat: "What was the name of the World's Fair? Century 21? That's a real estate place." Impossible jump from Monorail in "Assassins." Dodi Manson: Shutting down I-90 to avoid distracting drivers from seeing Blue Angels. (This is not the reason it's shut down. People are kept off the bridge for safety reasons in case a plane crashes into the bridge.)
7. Traffic
8. Chris Kimball and Woodstick. Identify the drum riff, an easy one.
9. ManStar
10. Announcement
11. Traffic
12. Woodstick III coming up. Woodstick II DVD available. Josh to be sent out to Shanty Cafe to ask people if they would vote for a presidential candidate who had a uvula.
13. Weather
14. Traffic
15. Chris Kimball drums. Josh at Shanty, results don't sound good. Different drum styles to "Danny's Song."
16. Tom e-mail on Monorail, claims Elvis sung a ballad on the Monorail. (He sung on the drive over from Eastern Washington. He sung ballads on the Space Needle and in the trailer court, but he didn't sing on the Monorail. He just stood and admired the view. He stared at a woman.) Surf Dude call, observing the birthday of Mohammad.
17. Pat had friends who went out on fights. Jenny call on uvula. Ricky Abbott, practicing his comedy routine.
18. Chris reality show ad parody again.
19. Woodstick. Guiness has record for drummers drumming. Why not try for maids a-milking? Drum riff contest, this time for the end of the song. Everyone in studio plays. Caller gets a wrong answer, says "Aw, shit!" Everyone is too distracted to use the dump button.
20. Traffic
21. Tom Cruise's KJR station IDs. Farm Aid representative interview.
22. Donkey to be named "Pat Assman."
23. Drum contest, another easy one. Fredhopkins.com "Too Late For Tears," (1948) Lizibeth Scott.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 14
August 6, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood report, celeb getting breast reduction surgery; lots of boob jokes.
3. Announcement
4. Call for contest
5. Lisa flubs station name. Contest winner
6. Weather
7. Bush flub: "Our enemys are resourcefull and so are we..." etc. Jenna Bush sticks her tounge out. Mitch cited for honking horn at inattentive driver at green light.
8. Mitch & Lisa Olympics coming up
9. Top of hour
10. "Open Water," other movies.
11. Announcement
12. Bryon at Qwest Field for the Mitch & Lisa Olympics. Tootsie Plunkette. Pet of the Week coming up, puppy full of pee.
13. Pet of the Week, unnamed terrier mix, making noises.
14. Hydros are noisy, exciting and smelly. Just like one of Mitch's old girlfriends. Sports Illustrated Swimsuit reality show.
15. Top of hour
16. Mitch was in high school band, wore cape.
17. Additional entertainment news
18. Bryon update, laughing.
19. Mitch's lawn is white. All of Mitch's underwear is from J. C. Penny's. Bryon update: contestants holding torches. Winners Michelle and Mark.
20. Mitch & Lisa motivation
21. "It's snuggle weather. Let's snuggle. This changes the parameters of our relationship." Weekend Wazzup!
22. John Mellencamp, "Cherry Bomb"
23. Traffic. I-90 to be shut down.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 15
August 17, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start of show
2. Traffic
3. Loud, heavy rain yesterday. Angela pouring tea over ice, making too much noise. Olympics hype. Women attracted to different face types based on menstral period (joke).
4. Weather
5. Traffic
6. Pat signed up to walk around Space Needle halo. He has a possible fear of heights. Better practice the yell now. Need advice from people who have worked high.
7. More Space Needle, Pat thinks he walking on the roof. Call from tree topper.
8. More walk, call.
9. News: Costco selling caskets
10. "How ya' doin'?"
11. Traffic
12. Wrap up halo talk. At least he's so far up that he would die instantly. Studio door still squeaky. Caller advice.
13. What if Pat did fall? Dramatic Pre-creation.
14. Mrs. Furgison call on "LAY Down Sally"
15. Omak Suicide Race. Three out of 20 horses killed. Bullfights were taken away from a Mexican town to appease tourists.
16. Julie Potter e-mail, listened to KJR in Australia. Kangaroo sound effect.
17. Johnathan and Darline. Top things person hates about artifically given names for things and objects.
18. Making fun of futon ad.
19. Announcement
20. Pat flub: Hurricane Camille was a "much worse earthquake" than Charlie. Purina One, hairballs, sound effect.
21. Friend prefers to leave messages than talk directly. Joke: Happy Butt.
22. The Cars, "Let's Go"
23. Monorail proposal: 100,000 pages. Simpsons Monorail song.
24. News: Costco Caskets
25. Caskets at Costco. More Space Needle halo, Pat wants to back out. Still thinks he's walking on roof not the outer ring.
26. Dramatic Pre-creation again.
27. Phone book ripper.
28. Perfect 10 announcement. [tape ends]





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 16
August 17, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Tease
4. Traffic
5. Mitch & Lisa Jiffy Lube live-sounding ad read
6. Birthday Contest sounder
7. Contestant
8. Weather
9. Olympics discussion
10. Top of hour
11. Mitch saw story on TV about exploding knitting needles. No one believes him.
12. Pat Cashman Taco Time talking GPS ad.
13. Uncle Cracker, "Drift Away"
14. Lisa: why play football exhibition games? No one sitting in the stands at Olympics. Politically oriented dating web sites. Personal ad consultants (i. e., rewriters).
15. More dating rewriters. Lisa's "boyfriend pillow."
16. Tease
17. More topic, calls.
18. Top of hour
19. Mitch & Lisa Show sounder with listener testimonials
20. Bad reception for Captain Scott report, frying bacon.
21. Additional entertainment news
22. Caskets available for sale at Costco. (Pat brings up the same topic a few minutes later.)
23. Casket call. Mitch still wants to be taxidermied.
24. Der-der-der story of the day: men found pipe bomb, brought it to police station. Ebay sale: buy tattooed ad space on the back of someone's head for $25,000.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 17
August 18, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. Tease
3. Traffic
4. Ted Crackerwagon in Tacoma, tongue sandwich. Stan Beaver interview remembered. Has the low carb craze peaked? Pat's low carb diet. Ichiro possibly reaching a hit record?
5. Weather
6. Traffic
7. Josh overslept; now he's a real intern. Space Needle halo walk, Pat now knows he will walk on the outer ring, feels better about it. E-mail, baby development for fear of heights at nine months. Toyota car names. Why not name after more Washington cities?
8. Weather
9. Traffic sponsor flub. Pat says Volkswagen and Hummers are very similar.
10. Mozart TV. Ken call (not that Ken) about halo walk. He's the one who picked Pat to walk the halo.
11. Top of hour Bob's performance of the Pat Cashman Jingle ("Aw, shut up!")
12. Phyllis Diller, "Satisfaction."
13. Pat can't remember the significance of something he was supposed to remember on August 18. Ancient Olympic stadium recreated for current Olympics. Spectators have to stand, but athletes won't be naked. How much does a shot put weigh?
14. Waterskiing squirrel ad clip
15. Pat confused about ads in commercial sweep, combines some of them together in his head. More August 18.
16. Announcement
17. Traffic
18. More Needle walk. Real personal ads.
19. Joe call, Terry call
20. Traffic
21. More halo walk, "You Keep Me Hangin' On." More personal ads.
22. Darryl's Cheap Car
23. Announcement
24. Mrs. Miller. (I was working in a warehouse when the shipping department turned on KJR just before this song. When the workers heard this song, they groaned and said "What the hell is this?!" before switching off the radio to listen to CDs.) Google to go public soon. Olympic swimmer Johnny Weismuller. Lived in Alcopoco, Mexico. Weather question by Dean, what's the difference between clouds and fog?
25. Purina One: hairballs. (I was still working in the same warehouse when our group turned on KJR during this ad. They quickly changed the station, but I don't know if it was because of the subject matter.)
26. Angela Kirby Puyallup apperance ad
27. Mysterious fog or clouds
28. Traffic
29. Ted Crackerwagon report: tounge sandwiches. Joey Ross, "Ooh!" from "Car 54 Where Are You?" Women see colors better than men. That's because color receptors are on the X chromosome. Angela is double X, not tripple X.
30. Twiggy ad again
31. Comment on ad
32. Traffic
33. Pat still wondering about the significance of today.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 18
August 18, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Tease
4. Pamela Anderson helped an Olympic athlete who as won a silver medal.
5. EAS Test
6. Counting Crows, "Accidentally In Love"
7. Birthday Contest
8. Weather
9. Lisa flub, "cable" starts with "c". Alternate genders at traditional wedding parties.
10. Top of hour
11. Topic calls.
12. Tease
13. Olympic security breach: man in blue tutu advertising a club. Synchronized diving is dumb. Transexual athletes.
14. Ron Judd column on Olympic sports that should be canceled. More transsexual athletes.
15. Weather
16. Mitch & Lisa met the mayor at a barbecue
17. Tease
18. New James Bond, actor from Nip Tuck that Lisa wants to turn into the next Mr. Foster.
19. Reaction to Washington Lottery ad disclaimer indicating that this is a live ad for Jiffy Lube.
20. More transsexuals, unhappy call.
21. Contest coming up
22. Announcement
23. Entertainment tidbits




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 51
Album 19
August 24, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Rosie Grenadyne, "Good Morning to You"
2. Call in defense of rain.
3. Love & Taxes play contest winner (sounds like Chris)
4. Tease
5. Call: rain is good for beer. Josh Zimmerman call, the time in Jerusalem. Angela has never played golf, but she's plugging a golf apperance. Angela can get excited about anything.
6. Weather
7. "Get Up" song (sounds like "American Bandstand" theme). Olympics. Pat was nervous at high school track meet. South Korean Paul Han scoring controversy.
8. ManStar.
9. Olympic clarification. Are sports really sports if they must be judged, often subjectively?
10. Announcement
11. Traffic. Errant ad plays twice before news.
12. Study: Seattle is the most difficult city to navigate. Powel's Books buying books in Seattle. Pat's lost baseball book. Light rail station names are subject to public input.
13. Weather
14. Another errant ad wants to be played during traffic.
15. "It's Lovin' Time"
16. Primary election changes, spokesman interview tomorrow. Mark Sidran ad, like a game show.
17. Weather
18. Traffic
19. Olympics track race clip, with sound effects.
20. Weather by song
21. Led Zepplin, "Stairway to Heaven"
22. Chris Kimball on phone, Woodstick III proceeds to go to Tacoma/Pierce County Schools.
23. Perfect 10 winner [tape ends]




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 1
August 24, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Tease for birthday contest
4. Teachers not using red ink anymore, switching to purple.
5. Birthday contest
6. Lisa Foster Bounty ad
7. Tease
8. Interoffice romance. Lisa: "Don't dip the pen into the company inkwell."
9. Lisa's swimming wardrobe malfunction tease. (Never followed up on.) Lisa may have to "go back to bicycling."
10. More dating at work, calls. People having "relations" at work. Mitch and Lisa have to get out and around the building more often.
11. Ricky martin, "Livin' Livita Loca"
12. Olympics. Better events broadcast after 11:00 pm. Paul Han. Olympic and other wrestling to be jazzed up: wrestling on the beach.
13. Virtual girlfriends on cell phone.
14. Announcement
15. Bad moods are better for being a good crime witness.
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Additional entertainment news
19. Announcement
20. Mitch: "Three words: 'Just chill, my babies.'" Lisa: "That's four words." Caller wants to dress dog as passenger to use the carpool lanes. Lisa drive-up teller and dog biscuit story.
21. Al Devoran died, created catch-phrase "Elvis has left the building."
22. Plans this week, Mitch mentions which restaurant they will be at. Harrison Ford at Museum of Flight remembered, Lisa stole pens, drove up in her beat-up Suberau.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 2
August 25, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. "Get Up" song
2. Angela plugs ice cream apperance today. Double Russian airplane crash. Soda causes diabetes in women. Everything is bad for you.
3. Weather
4. Announcement
5. Traffic
6. New primary voting system. Pat's family still lives in a pizza delivery area, or so they thought. Businesses that play KJR-FM.
7. Weather
8. Rod Danz. KJR A-Z coming up again
9. Charlie Brown liner
10. Angela plugs golf apperance again. Pat is the exception to the rule that people can learn golf. Ricky Abbott explained. Ricky Abbott: "pasquito" bites, other injuries. (Final Ricky Abbott report.)
11. Weather
12. Charlie Brown liner
13. No blanket primary this year, use a tarp instead. Real Halloween costumes: pimp and whore.
14. Secretary of State of Washington: Sam Reed, not Colon Powel. Interview on primary election changes. "Hold your nose and vote."
15. Weather. Listener email reaction to election changes.
16. Announcement
17. Jerry Reed is played. Pat Alder e-mail on navigating Kent. Pat Cashman got lost in Chicago. Bear that drank Rainier Beer. Smokey (the) Bear too wimpy now.
18. Angela Kirby live ice cream apperance plug between commercials
19. "I'm a Nut." More on soft drink study. Everything is bad for you. Revealing car repair mixup at Wal-Mart (urban legend).
20. Weather
21. Traffic
22. Allie Brandon birthday. Pat addicted to peanut butter. E-mailer drinks four liters of Diet Coke a day. Pat likes Shasta Diet Cream Soda. Chris addicted to ranch flavored sunflower seeds.
23. Call, then Angela says Nutra-Sweet turns into formaldehyde in your brain.
24. Love and Taxes play.
25. Weather. Perfect 10 announcement





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 3
August 25, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Bryon cut his tounge. Only one cure: ice cream!
2. Announcement
3. Juries influenced by CSI TV series.
4. Birthday Contest
5. Lisa Foster ad for Bounty paper towel, and Mitch comment.
6. Chick-speak tease.
7. Mitch Jiffy Lube ad
8. Top of hour
9. Olympic athlete did not have enough urine for test.
10. Announcement
11. Chick-speak.
12. Malaysian woman to be locked in a box with live scorpions to reclaim her world's record.
13. Barely audible pre-song announcement
14. Story about Mitch's lost dog Saki. GPS service for tracking lost dogs.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Entertainment quickies
18. The Police, "Da Doo Doo Doo"
19. John Harrison, taste tester for Dreyers. (See also April 30, 2002.) (Coincidentally, Angela Kirby will be at a Dreyers event at the Facoria QFC next to the Mix studios later that day.)
20. Lisa eating ice cream in studio. Dave Matthew's Band bus driver in trouble for dumping septic tank on tour boat.
21. Traffic




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 4
August 26, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Pause for a test
2. Traffic
3. George Burns "With a Little Help From My Friends." Chris is wiped out by doing two jobs. Flu pandemic might be coming.
4. Weather
5. Traffic
6. Chris got hiccups last week, violent hiccups lasting three and a half hours. Miki call: Tom Leykis got beat up outside her apartment and she missed it.
7. Sheri call, unlady-like hiccup cure.
8. Pat hasn't eaten since noon yesterday, for a medical procedure. Watching Olympic food ads.
9. Comments after Sam Reed rerun.
10. Blankenhurn's Speaking Dynamics School
11. Traffic
12. Bon One Day Sale ad, Katie didn't know there was an earlier version. Stan Freeberg version.
13. Weather. Angela, the plugmiester.
14. Traffic
15. Crime news. Robber with underwear on his head. Daily Show clip.
16. Show by the Nowhere Men coming up
17. Announcement
18. Traffic
19. 7:50, Pat has nine minutes left to have liquids. Had to drink a gallon of cleanser, chose raspberry flavor. Angela: "They says it's pina-colada. Pina-colada my butt!" Pat: "Don't say 'My butt.'" Woman who came up with the five stages of death has died.
20. Email
21. Announcement
22. Tease
23. Traffic
24. Joke. Angela going to Polland. Chris bought lots of clothes in the European style, then couldn't wear them.
25. Announcement. Angela says "I can't hear you" in the background
26. Angela says "Bon Marche"
27. Where is Ray from Fircrest? Top 10 worst jokes rerun.
28. Love & Taxes prerecorded announcement
29. Ernie Pino. Zoë resturant.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 5
August 26, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Jimmy Hollywood
2. Tease
3. Should you bring up politics on the first date? New primary voting system. Lisa's nose whistle.
4. Tease for topic: getting stuck wearing something inappropriate at work. Contest.
5. Weather
6. Cast from Rent coming up. Tease for Lisa story about getting stuck wearing something inappropriate.
7. Top of hour
8. Lisa story: in high school cheerleader squad, told her it was dress like a hobo Friday, then canceled out before she heard.
9. Two calls on topic: woman dressed like a cat for Halloween, then remembered jury duty. Man set up coworker to dress like a jailer.
10. Mix prom day suggested by Bryon. John wants to know the date of prom day so he can be Lisa's date.
11. Two performers from the cast of Rent. Won't sing.
12. Traffic
13. Top of hour
14. Traffic
15. Additional entertainment
16. No Doubt, "Underneath It All"
17. 15 tips for finding the right boyfriend. Mitch gets "Complete Woman" at the home.
18. Whitesnake, "Here I Go Again"
19. More boyfriend tips, calls.
20. Listening to Mix is good for you. Supporting call. "This is not a joke."




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 6
August 27, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. Wrong audio played, headphones are turned up too loud, and everything in the studio is mixed up.
3. Good news out of Iraq, standoff ends.
4. Not just women only can go to golf event
5. Colleen call, theory on why no one is available to go to Angela's golf event.
6. Traffic
7. Rodney Dangerfield health problems. Full recovery expected. (He would die on October 2.) Pat's procedure yesterday. Jaw bone grown in man's back.
8. Weather
9. Announcement
10. The Scottsman
11. Pat Cashman brand Partially Chewed Food
12. Announcement: "The Doors," wrong sound effect
13. E-mailer would go to Angela's golf event if he could visually discover the location and message on Angela's tattoo. Pat's colonoscospy, with a long latex probe. (Why didn't he just go to former sponsor Scan Quest?) Songs for colonoscopy.
14. Jimmy call on colonoscopy
15. Announcement
16. Traffic
17. Clear Channel News' Howard Castle, and his Superstores. Protests outside Republican Convention. Random notes. Pat was the worst Little League player ever. Wore bifocals. Chris' experiences. Pat's best and worst experience on a single play.
18. Announcement
19. Announcement
20. Traffic
21. Joe call on The Bobs coming to town. "In a White Room" More factoids.
22. Announcement
23. Traffic
24. Random stories. Man covered in Disney character tattoos. Boxes of mislaid evidence at Houston Police Station. Pat uses dumb voices. Pat's forgotten pot roast story. Brother forgot dead pet body in trunk.
25. Weather
26. Traffic
27. More on medical procedure. The name "colonoscopy" should explain it all. Why do you have to take off most of your clothes when they only have to work one area.
28. Weather
29. Traffic, with jokes
30. Fred Hopkins, "Lost Skeleton of Kadrabas"





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 7
August 27, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Entertainment news
3. Announcement
4. Celebrities worried about HDTV. Lisa getting HDTV, but she doesn't understand why it is different or important.
5. Birthday contest
6. Tease
7. Olympics.
8. Top of hour
9. Announcement
10. Sam Reed explains primary election change, two days after speaking on KJR-FM.
11. Mariners woes. Lisa sat in front of Ichiro fans.
12. Pet of the Week, Jose the cat. Talkative, purrs.
13. Weather
14. Bryon's birthday this weekend, party in studio. Bryon is 24. Cat still meowing. Song: Sound Off Happy Birthday.
15. Top of hour
16. Lisa made Mitch ride the Monroe roller coaster (or was it vice-versa?) Entertainment report
17. Saudi Arabia public relations ad
18. Lisa took two giant pieces of cake. John Voight interview, Baby Geniuses 2.
19. Emergency Alert System test, commercial played instead at first.
20. Tease
21. Mitch making fun of Lisa's age, rang the one-room school bell. Weekend Wazzupp! Bryon's gift: real postage stamps with Bryon's face, with aquarium octopus.
22. Tease




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 8
August 30, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM only, in stereo

1. Faun call, been listening for years.
2. "It feels like a Monday."
3. Charlie Brown liner: "Some settling of contents may occur." Pat Boone, "In a Metal Mood." Republican convention. Olympics wrap-up. Dark chocolate is good for you. Purina One.
4. Traffic: car hit a deer.
5. News: nude models posing as (and at) University of Washington students. "Gimmie Dat Ding." Mind numbingly hard question for Rolling Stones CD. Bands for Republican convention. Question: "Do all mammals have tongues?"
6. Weather
7. Pat hosting Evening Magazine tonight. Look for a goofy look just for radio listeners. E-mails from lost listener. Next time you get fired, could you tell us where you're going?
8. Charlie Brown liner: "If you would like to see the Pat Cashman show in person..."
9. "Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies" New TV talk shows. MTV Awards. Surf Dude TV show suggestion: E!'s The Soup, with Joel McHale. Kerry daughters at MTV Awards, and Bush daughters.
10. Beacon Plumbing 15 second ad. Weather.
11. Traffic
12. Dos Boys, "Signs." Seven years ago today: Princess Diana died. Aunt Jamima. Pat remembers live Aunt Jamima in Bend. Sambo's Restaurants. The Lone Ranger unmasked. Timothy "Bottoms." Pat can't remember the name "Quincy Jones." Mod Squad.
13. Weather
14. Pat with Gas, Olympics marathon, defrocked priest. First the sports sponsor plays too soon, then it doesn't play at all.
15. Jerry Lewis song. Jay and nephew and fudge in studio. This fudge not made by a grandmother. Chocolate study mention again. Doctor performed liposuction on himself on camera, sound effects.
16. Pat and Angela "Stop freakin', call Beacon" Plumbing ad. (Later remade by staff members at other stations, such as KIRO Radio.)
17. Call from Russ, Olympic events. Joe question: Purdy Recreational Center.
18. Bothell High starts Thursday. Off-mic interview with student. Angela was a wild child, but was never caught. She bought her cigarettes from the cigarette machine. Chris stole a beer. Pat tried to sneak a beer past his dad even though Pat was 21.
19. Call from Lyle on why they start school before Labor Day.
20. Weather.
21. Captain Smartypants. RIP Laura Branagan. Washington State primary election. Pat's audition on Northern Exposure. Chris on Citizen Baines.
22. Perfect 10 announcement.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 9
September 9, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
A-Z: "Walk On the Wild Side" to "What's Your Name?"

1. Asteroid X Cell Phone. Arrowsmith, "Walk This Way"
2. Edwin Star, "War"
3. Traffic
4. Chris ran into empty aluminum cans on the way in to work. Assault weapon ban to be lifted.
5. Queen, "We Will Rock You/We Are the Champions"
6. The Beatles, "We Can Work It Out"
7. Pat admits that KJR is rearranging the A-Z presentation for listener convenience. E-mail fraud and identity theft.
8. Billy Joel, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
9. Pat on Evening Magazine. Traffic
10. Pat's 1997 Fart Bomb incident remembered. New product: Stink Blasters, with appropriate character names.
11. Todd Rundgren, "We Gotta Get You a Woman"
12. The Cowboy Code, Dave Mason, "We Just Disagree"
13. Seals & Crofts, "We May Never Pass This Way Again"
14. Traffic
15. Purple People Eater lyrics discussion. Assault weapons ban, dramatic reading.
16. Grand Funk Railroad, "We're an American Band"
17. Bob Seger, "We've Got Tonight"
18. The Quarrymen, "Beatles Rap." Unfortunate double meanings uttered at the Olympics. Reality shows are eating each other. CDC/NIH show controversy.
19. Breaking News: Has Ken Jennings lost on Jeopardy?
20. Warren Zevon, "Werewolves of London"
21. Genesis Capsule crashed.
22. Short USA Today ad, and Pat's reaction
23. The Romantics, "What I Like About You"
24. George Harrison, "What Is Life"
25. Traffic: Uncle Sam on highway.
26. Little Jimmie Dickens. More Stink Blasters.
27. Marvin Gaye, "What's Goin' On"
28. Pablo Cruise, "Whatca Gonna Do"
29. Traffic
30. Seven Stooges Song. Hurricane Ivan in Granada.
31. John Lennon, "Whatever Gets You Through the Night"
32. Lynyrd Skynyrd, "What's Your Name"
33. Traffic
34. Ernie Pino, bowling.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 10
September 9, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5
Extremely poor reception for first hour and a half.

1. Top of hour
2. Traffic
3. Mishap review board
4. Birthday Contest
5. Top of hour
6. Worst birthday gift list. "No stuffed animals!"
7. Tease
8. Lisa opening gifts
9. People Magazine best/worst dressed. Spray-on tans.
10. Traffic
11. Top of hour
12. Announcement. Mitch forgets to turn on the microphone
13. Uncle Sam on highway. Jimmy Hollywood
14. Genesis Capsule crash.
15. Device predicts fast food order based on type of car in line.
16. Traffic




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 11
September 10, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Listener singing KJR jingle, repeat.
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Does Pat say the phone nubmers too fast? Question: why do clocks run clockwise? Races and baseball runs counterclockwise. Pat has been listening to Audio from September 11, 2001. Will play some clips later.
5. Weather
6. Traffic, with sponsor. Pat not tired of his dead-end job.
7. About September 11. Other topics.
8. Bad Company, "Can't Get Enough of Your Love"
9. September 11 audio clip, breaking news.
10. Where was Chris on September 11? Woke to clock radio bulletin.
11. Death & Taxes ad
12. Con-Star.
13. Traffic
14. Tammy Michaels September 11 clip.
15 weather
16. Charlie Brown liner
17. Pat doesn't jump in after traffic before Carl Palmer has to give an out-cue. "It's my fault." "No, it's my fault." Etc., etc.
18. Joe call, "What if we never had any more hypothetical questions?" Legacy of September 11: extra security. Evening Magazine staged hubcap thief was grabbed by a bystander at Pike Place Market.
19. Surf Dude call about September 11.
20. Announcement
21. Jenny call. She was in New York on September 11. Breaking news clip again.
22. Comment on USA Today spot reader
23. Nancy call, hosted exchange student in September 2001.
24. Rosale e-mail: does Pat have a lisp? Joel e-mail on Pat's Evening Magazine Donald Trump "interview." Tammy Michael's clip again.
25. Weather
26. Traffic
27. Puyallup Fair. Onions cooking smells like B. O., but the actual smell of onions cooking is a good smell. Deep fried candy bars and Twinkies. Did Chris actually graduate from WSU? Has a chance to do a UPN 11 story on Wazzuu, at Qwest Field WSU game. Dean e-mail, was in FEMA for Nisqually Quake during September 11.
28. Email reaction
29. Traffic
30. Substitute Fred Hopkins theme. No movie clips. Desert island movies.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 12
September 10, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 10:00
Mix 92.5

1. Jimmy Hollywood
2. Birthday game coming up
3. Flirting in traffic.
4. Birthday contest
5. Lisa is glad listeners can't hear what Mitch says off the air.
6. Lisa flub: "QFC -- KFC is Chicken Capital USA."
7. Top of hour
8. Word On the Street: "Crackin'"
9. Announcement
10. Tease
11. 20 tips for dating a woman out of your league.
12. Pet of the week: Brigham the enthusiastic, noisy cat.
13. Tease
14. Bald guys make more money than anyone else.
15. Top of hour. Lisa tries to fake her way through a football discussion
16. Traffic
17. Weather
18. Mitch says "Aflak!" Things it's okay to do by yourself.
19. Lisa played being The Monkies with friends. Weekend Wazzup! Bryon sings the old Pyuallup Fair jingle.
20. Lisa eating alone story, this one with a happy ending. Linda call on topic.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 13
September 13, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Syd Dalrymple political ad
2. Pat saw both kinds of goobers on road today. Chris out sick. Hurricane Ivan. Question: why do paper cuts hurt more?
3. Short Evening magazine announcement between ads
4. Weather by song
5. The Blues Brothers, "Soul Man"
6. Is Toys 'R' Us going out of business?
7. "Somebody Slap Me" Listener comments on Friday's September 11 anniversary observation.
8. Weather
9. The Hollies "Bus Stop."
10. Win an auction to sit in on Pat's show. "It's lame."
11. Death of a Salesman
12. Traffic
13. KJR next to train tracks. A few cars haven't been tagged yet. Rockwell Automation infomercial with strange terminology, Pat say's it's true.
14. E-mail from Tom, term "all new" for television shows.
15. Charlie Brown liner
16. Traffic
17. Grunge Lite. Origin of "It's Lovin' Time." Pat can't find barbershop quartet version at first. Red Sovine "Daddy." U. S. Chamber of Commerce sponsored negative ad against candidate for attorney general. New primary election system.
18. "What light through younder window 'breaks.'" Election workers do get paid a little.
19. Sensitive Carl Palmer. Pat with Gas. Grozz with Gasathon.
20. Win Styxx Tickets
21. I Can't Believe It's Not Pat Cashman Brand Partially Chewed Food
22. Traffic
23. Ophra Winphrey new car giveaway. Washington D. C. private school lipstick on the mirror.
24. Live tag for Puyallup Fair ad
25. Weather
26. "If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the talcum powder."
27. Traffic
28. Florence Foster Jenkens. Necrophelia outlawed in California. How did the law maker bring up the topic? Dramatic Recreation. Signs with double meanings.
29. Weather
30. "Me 'n' Julio" is a poor gramatical construction
31. Traffic
32. Pat doing his own echo effect. Primary election, early absentees are already screwed up, disaster predicted for tomorrow. New Seattle Library is popular.
33. Start of Surf Dude call (tape ends).





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 14
September 13, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Jimmy Hollywood
2. Joan Jett, "I Love Rock 'N' Roll"
3. Lisa flapping her hair around to song
4. It's always good to have a backup plan in the entertainment industry. The Assistant 2 coming up. Seeing Mitch and Lisa is like watching sausage being made. Colleges charge the Mix interns to work here for no pay.
5. Announcement
6. Teddy Bear Patrol results.
7. Lisa Bounty ad, and comment from Mitch.
8. Hurricane Ivan. Simon sued by American Idol for appearing on similar show.
9. Top of hour
10. Mitch mispunches the button, tries all over again. Phrase That Pays: "There is no point."
11. Call for Phrase That Pays contest
12. First of the revived Phrase That Pays contest, player has brain freeze.
13. Lisa spoonerism: "Twispy Crispers" Mitch to go to wedding near Hurricane Ivan. Restaurant cited patron for not giving tip.
14. Song ("Why Can't I Breathe?")
15. Traffic.
16. Top of hour
17. Traffic
18. Entertainment Quickies
19. Tip calls.
20. More calls. Definition of "gratuity."
21. Concert ticket winner




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 15
September 14, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Rosie Grenadyne, "Good Morning to You"
2. Announcement
3. Bonanza theme, sound effect of map burning. No more Bon-Macy's. Question of the day: how and why do horses sleep standing up?
4. Weather
5. Music sounds like smoking in the jungle, until your father comes in your room. Recreating this premise with acknowledged production errors. Chris attending WSU football game at Qwest Field, with politicians.
6. Announcement
7. Announcement
8. Lead in school drinking water. They never checked the water in Pat's day. "I'm a walking, human, ambulatory pencil, just chock-full of number two--I mean lead." No more Bon in Bon-Macy's. How will it fit in the One Day Sale jingle?
9. Charlie Brown: "We will rejoin our commercials after this brief program segment."
10. Stouthearted Men
11. "The polls are open, but I find the Germans to be less friendly."
12. Refer Man, 1932. Puyallup Fair, carnival games. Followed by Puyallup Fair commercial
13. Weather
14. Traffic
15. Route 66 theme. E-mail from Angela. Sketchfest 2004. Song performed by Kazoo, with Winlar: "Lullaby."
16. Weather
17. Captain Smartypants. Tammy call, has to sleep with her bazooka. More Puyallup Fair. Deep fried Twinkies and candy bars. Rod call, on Pat's Donald Trump comment yesterday. Pat can't remember it.
18. Rosie Grenadyne, "Camptown Races"
19. Announcement
20. Traffic
21. Arthur Godfrey, "Too Fat Polka". Ophra show new car giveaway.
22. Weather
23. Traffic
24. "Voyage to the Bottom of the World." Miki call, agoraphobia, primary voting. "Have Gun Will Travel" shot in Bend. Pat saw Richard Boone and decided to start rattling coins. No more Bon, complicated history. One Day Only Sale jingle?
25. Weather. Pat responsible for the Lake Union Boats Adrift show
26. Traffic
27. Chris doesn't identify Joe Pechi song. Walter Koneg doesn't have a star on Walk of Fame.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 16
September 14, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood.
3. Song lyrics start before Mitch is done talking. Sarah McLauchlan, "Sweet Surrender"
4. Mitch saw sign in store: "For your protection, we do not accept checks." Calls, explainations.
5. More on not accepting checks. More theories.
6. Avril Lavigne, "Happy Ending"
7. Traffic
8. Top of hour
9. Hurricane Ivan. House mishaps. Everything in Lisa's house starting with "C" is breaking. Mitch's refrigerator water wouldn't stop running.
10. Call for contest
11. Winner
12. Weather
13. Primary election. Ophra car giveaway.
14. Mitch taking down losing candidate signs as soon as legally possible. Call.
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic, Are the Mariners cursed?
17. Playgirl's Sexiest Newscasters, Andy Rooney did place on the list. Lisa doesn't watch Fox News.
18. Bryon can't whistle at the end of "Centerfold."
19. Bryon back from Canada. Coming up: The Assistant 2.
20. Melisa Etheridge song ("Come To My Window?")
21. Hurricane Ivan. Emmy Awards. New drama LAX. New Sea-Tac concourse.
22. Announcement. Lisa's mic isn't on.
23. Lisa tries to pronounce "Wasonkery Road." No more "Bon."




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 17
September 15, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Screwed Up Sound Effects Theater
2. Question: why do dogs walk around in a circle before lying down?
3. The first caller called back to dispute the final answer.
4. Led Zeppelin "Kashmere," the full 8 1/2 minute version...
5. ...Which only allows time for a traffic segment.
6. Tease
7. Hurricane Ivan may bring flooding, building colapse and fire ants to New Orleans. (This was one year before Katrina.)
8. Correction: New Orleans would not turn into a stew.
9. Primary results. Report from New Orleans radio station, strange echo. 30 things hurricanes teach us. Pat doesn't get Clue game reference.
10. Today is International Very Good-Lookin' Damn Smart Woman's Day.
11. Album version (!?) of Simple Minds' "Come See About Me," a song the band resolutely refused to put on their album and which existed mostly as a single.
12. Traffic
13. About Cab Calloway. Texas relief pitcher charged at and hit fans in Oakland, discussion.
14. Charlie Brown liner
15. Traffic
16. Farm Aid could be Wet Aid. Circus train next to KJR studios right now.
17. Putazone
18. Traffic
19. Jerry Lewis, taking pain relief for pratfall performed in 1965. Marky Costello family relations. Caller misses Ricky Abbott and Dodi Manson; they are in absentia.
20. Charlie Brown: The Pat Cashman Show is the most popular choice among all primates at the Woodland Park Zoo.
21. Traffic
22. Angela in Poland, wouldn't be Pat's first travel choice. Man arrested for not leaving a big enough tip; charges dropped. Tipping discussion. Pat chased down after leaving restaurant in Mexico. Jenny call, TIP is an acronym. (See also: Mix, September 13)
23. Weather forcast. "Why do we have weather forcasts this time of year?" Billy Preston, "Will It Go Round In Circles"
24. Don Hansler lost primary vote for governor. More tipping. Tip jar techniques: Pat has to wait for the help to actually see him put the money in, while Chris waits for them to turn away so he can pretend to put money in.
25. Start of weather forecast




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 18
September 15, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Hot TV buzzwords.
4. Mitch's 40th birthday is tomorrow, but they're celebrating it today. (Pat Cashman's birthday is also tomorrow) He won't be soliciting advice from the one person in the studio who has actually turned 40 (Lisa).
5. Birthday cake presented, a lot of smoke. Caller advice.
6. Jim Kampmann wishes Mitch a happy birthday
7. Top of hour
8. E-mail from Carrie, more calls.
9. Call for contest
10. Contest winner. Garbage topic tease.
11. Announcement
12. Chuck Norris interview. Martial arts school
13. Garbage service rant, topic setup.
14. Top of hour. Listening to Mix 92.5 is good for you. Mitch: "Your male performance problems will be a thing of the past."
15. Traffic
16. Donald Trump's hair distracts Lisa from The Apprentice.
17. Call: Donald Trump's hair is real.
18. Mitch goes out and watches the garbage truck when it arrives. Lisa liked pitching an old stove into the transfer bin. Lisa comes closer to reading KFC ad correctly, says "Crispy Twispers" this time. Leave a pop for the trash man. Lisa says, "I have no complaints," Mitch is surprised. Thursday garbage girl. Pickup days.
19. More garbage and birthday topics.
20. Caller: "Ten more years until you're 50."







Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 52
Album 19
September 16, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. The Sensitive Man
2. Angela remains "abroad." Pat was the opening comedy act for Kenny Rogers, was across the parking lot when he should have been on. Chris introduced Rick Springfield, but the man who introduced Chris did a better job of introducing Rick. Question: why are large trucks called "semi?" Can't get an answer this segment.
3. Contest winner.
4. Clinton's medical problems. Seattle is the best place to have a heart attack. Tracy Conway's heart incident. Tracy and Pat recognized in foreign countries for Almost Live.
5. Weather
6. Miss Dudley, Happy Birthday to Pat and Six. Testing fire system, like disco strobe.
7. Pat Boone, "Stairway to Heaven" clip
8. Medicated Ovalteen
9. Announcement
10. Pat plays the start of the same Devo song he played on May 19, but this time the dump button works. Pat's brother Sean calls. Pat's family. Chris does an impression of Sean, like Jessie Ventura. Hurricane Ivan news interview.
11. Weather
12. Traffic
13. Jeff Tassin in studio. (Never mentions former Marion alliance.) Has studio in Manchester. Mulitple rankings in garageband.com. Sea cruise with musicians.
14. Weather
15. New shows. Apprentice not doing well.
16. Charlie Brown: Larry's Gutter Removal.
17. Louis Country and Western Armstrong. Britnay Spears video of Bobby Brown song. She shouldn't model her marriage after Bobby Brown.
18. Weather
19. Charlie Brown liner
20. Traffic
21. KJR will run a "best of" show next week. Not necessarily good stuff, but the "best of" what's available. CBS News Bush military gaffe.
22. Weather
23. Traffic
24. Ernie Pino. Pat tells story about Anna Dee having to walk up the BOA tower after the elevators were knocked out by earthquake.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 1
September 16, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5
Bryon The Producer in for Mitch

1. Top of hour
2. Bryon laughs at Lisa's joke, once he figures out it's a joke. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Bryon reads the temperature, then "And on your radio, it's 92.5."
4. Election. People banging on Lisa's door to get her to vote. One man with a button wanted $100 to get Bush out of the White House. Parking ticket scam in Madison, Wisconson.
5. Caller calls in at the wrong time for the Phrase That Pays contest, then when says it it "My Favorite Radio Station Is Mix 92." When Lisa tells her she said it wrong, the caller denies she said it that way. Wendy Diamond, author of "Understanding Men Through Their Dogs," based on breed type.
6. Traffic
7. Top of hour. Lisa hasn't seen Shrek 2
8. Caller: Don't let Bryon sing.
9. Call for contest
10. Winner
11. Announcement
12. Hurricanes. Survivor. Roy Horn interview clip. Martha Stewart.
13. Mitch on phone from his mommy's couch in Atlanta.
14. Top of hour
15. Bryon laughing at Lisa's hair.
16. Survivor premere is only an hour
17. Do it yourself coffin kit by Outhouse Charlie.
18. Tropical storm Gene (not "Genie") updated to a hurricane
19. Teddy Bear Patrol. E-mail: Sean's response to garbage service topic.
20. Tease
21. Traffic




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 2
September 21, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5 only, in stereo

1. Jimmy Hollywood. People at the station either love or hate Gary Shandling.
2. Tease
3. Lisa and her friends had a former boyfriend garage sale. GregsList.com for garage sales. Lady at sale stole watch.
4. Announcement
5. The Assistant 2. Lisa: "Where's my thing?" Only four contestants showed up. One contestant worked in radio in Japan. Challenge: Mitch and Lisa 101.
6. Vanessa Carlton scheduled to come in to studio.
7. News: Virgina Mason may require employee flu shots.
8. Top of hour
9. Brittnay Spears gets married. Emmies.
10. Call for contest
11. Winner
12. Jiffy Lube ad. 10,000 Maniacs, "Because the Night."
13. Eight big signs women are interested in you. Lisa pulled up her shirt for a quarter when she was eight.
14. Rick Springfield, "Jessie's Girl"
15. Lisa does the sunrise opera off air. Rodney Dangerfield in "light" coma. Nip Tuck. Assistant update.
16. Top of hour
17. Avril Levine, "Happy Ending"
18. The Mix win board (and clocks and TV) is behind Lisa. She has to turn around and go off mic to see it. Captain Scott "It's swell" instead of "as well."
19. Tease
20. Culture Club "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me"
21. Assistant 2 results: Mitch and Lisa promo.
22. Santana song
23. Caller: Is it true that Lisa is single? And is she looking? Caller is a "night stocker."
24. Mix Office Parties returning
25. What a man's sock drawer says about his prowess.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 3
September 22, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5 only, in stereo

1. Top of hour. Ace of Base, "I Saw the Sign"
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Patti Smyth "The Warrior"
4. Whitney the intern's worst birthday, bored in Las Vegas. Won't get married in Brittnay Spears' wedding chapel, Whitney isn't "white trash."
5. Sean Colvin, "Sonny Came Home"
6. The Assistant 2, one contestant plugs five jobs. Challenge: find a Mitch and Lisa look-alike.
7. Tease for boys in woman's locker room.
8. Top of hour Breaking news: Brittnay Spears' wedding may be a hoax. "She needs to be spanked." That wakes Mitch up. Chumbawumba, "Tubthumping" (stereo)
9. Jimmy Hollywood additional report on Spears.
10. Call for contest
11. Winner
12. Announcement
13. Dramatic ending to Cranberries song. OneGreatCatch.com, Julie interview. Lisa mentions story about being rejected by a dating service. Win a date with Lisa Foster! "Yes!!!"
14. Mitch confused about the difference between cellulite and cellulose.
15. Top of hour. Matchbox 20, "Push"
16. Ashley Simpson, "PIeces of Me"
17. Traffic
18. More Brittnay Spears comments
19. The Cars, "You Might Think"
20. Bendy bus/accordion bus. Older boys in the women's locker room, Mitch plays music.
21. Assistant results
22. Tease
23 Assistant firing. "How about firing Bryon?" (He would annouce his leaving in a few days.) Fired: Emily.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 4
September 23, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Pat on vacation

1. VIP Club announcement
2. Pineapple upsidedown cake mix
3. Secret Song annoucement
4. Traffic: "Ahhhh."
5. Ernie Pino rerun
6. Pat Cashman here, but not really here.
7. Spinning the dial
8. Pat is "performing important experiments in my laboratory."
9. Osean in jail
10. Replay of Fred Hopkins calling in in Osean's defence the day he went to jail.
11. Pat locked out of studio.
12. Angela watching The Bachelor on TiVo. Things hurricanes teach us.
13. Dead air after Angela's traffic report so she says slowly, "Computer... work."
14. Announcement
15. Traffic
16. Queen, "Crazy Little Thing Called Love"
17. Pat still performing important experiements
18. Angela can't quite say "Creativity."





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 5
September 23, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Sting song
4. Ophra car giveaway: recipients have to pay income tax. TV station fine for Janet Jackson's breast.
5. The studio is a pig sty. The Assistant 2 challenge: create the Mitch and Lisa parody song.
6. The Calling party performance coming up.
7. 18 signs men are interested in you, coming up
8. Top of hour The Bachelor has a new woman to hate. Who's the woman to hate at Mix 92.5? Lisa: "Hey!"
9. Tropical storm Ivan 2.
10. Call for contest
11. Contest winner
12. 18 signs men are interested in you.
13. Bryon and Lisa to be at arts and crafts event. Mitch not invited.
14. News: Poll: Rossi and Gregoire are in a dead heat. [Don't you hate it when they're right?]
15. Top of hour
16. Traffic
17. Brooke, the first Survivor loser. Describes pig slaughter.
18. Assistant song: "Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go."
19. Tease
20. Assistant firing: Linda.






Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 6
Septmber 24, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Pat on vacation

1. Second half of Lee Michael's "Do You Know What I Mean." (One of Pat's favorite songs, and KJR programs it for when Pat isn't even here.)
2. Announcement
3. Man in coma story
4. Man working to make Seattle the numer one worst city for traffic
5. The Doors, "Light My Fire" (Seven minute version)
6. Solder your radio dial to this station.
7. Budro's Butt Paste
8. The Best of the Worst Lousy, Stinkin Music Ever
9. Pat can't, but Heidi may.
10. Marky Costello rerun
11. Super mice
12. Grown In Washington Chicken ad: recipie book
13. Pat out on "secret government work."
14. Traffic
15. Traffic. Angela bough Pat some things on her vacation
16. Traffic




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 7
Septmber 24, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Tease
4. Elton John Tiawan airport incident, audio. Peanuts in the air taste better than peanuts on the ground.
5. Lisa Crest whitening strips ad.
6. Announcement
7. Bryon makes Mitch laugh with dirty joke told off the air. The Assistant 2. Previous Assistant winner remembered. Contestant sings Mitch's adult video music. Challenge: find a celebrity for on-air interview Monday. Lisa could get a date this weekend. "Oh, I see a pig flying."
8. Announcement
9. Traffic
10. Top of hour. Ron, man with low voice, calls about the Phrase That Pays.
11. Listeners calling in early for contest
12. Ron calls back, Mitch asks if he's single.
13. Call for contest
14. Contest winner
15. Pet of the Week: Otis the quiet dog. Molly and Missy would not get along with Frodo.
16. Announcement
17. New celebrity game & fragrance: from Donald Trump.
18. Dead air. Party performance by The Calling coming up.
19. Top of hour
20. Traffic
21. New movies. Lisa hates Calista Flockhart because she's dating Harrison Ford, "Lisa's boyfriend."
22. Cue to call the Calling contest
23. Aflak ad instructions: they want the ad readers to quack like a duck. Mitch obliges. More of the 18 ways you can tell if a man is interested in you. "Auto-erotic touching."
24. Weekend Wazzupp! Mitch wants Lisa to go to the bridal fair. "Why do you want to ruin my weekend?" This Wazzup was a C effort. What would make an A? Mitch will know it when he hears it. (This was Byron's last Weekend Wazzup.)
25. Traffic




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 8
September 27, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
(Chris' last day. He doesn't say much today, is gone by 8:30 [track 24], and is never mentioned again today or later.)

1. BlondeStar
2. Traffic
3. Ivan 2 in Florida. People want to go to Mt. St. Hellens. Contest prize: My Favorite Martian on DVD. Question: Spell "Martian."
4. Weather. Charlie Brown: "Pat Cashman is not 'cutting it' at KJR-FM," and Pat's reacation.
5. Traffic
6. Brief mention of Angela's trip to Poland. Man tried to kill himself with a cobra, Dramatic Recreation.
7. Weather
8. Krusty, "Send In the Clowns." More on Angela's Poland trip. Lots of baked goods. Tort reform?
9. Stouthearted Men
10. Traffic
11. Pat spent his vacation cleaning out closets. Angela smiled at people in Poland, but they didn't smile back. People thought she was a prostitute.
12. Weather: The sooner the fog dissapates, the sooner the sun will come out.
13. The skys look blue, but Bill Nye might say that the sky is really black. Mt. St. Hellens. Pat's memories of 1980 eruption. Higgins family got stuck in Eastern Washington. Pat watched Mt. St. Hellens movie.
14. Correction: Mt. St. Stevens erupted in 1980.
15. Call: Earl the goat farmer.
16. Charlie Brown liner
17. Gas Man shifted to next hour.
18. Heart Walk announcement
19. "Have You Ever Stubbed Your Toe" song
20. Traffic
21. Pat with Gas, Seahawks.
22. Storm ticket contest winner
23. Hall & Oates ticket annoucement
24. Pat and Angela drinking vodka in studio. This vodka has gold flecks. Is it safe to drink gold? Goldfinger movie and song.
25. News: Kalakala restoration money woes
26. Should we switch the call letters to KALA to honor the ferry?
27. Joel joke, heaven.
28. Announcement
29. Angela reads Aflak ad with duck quack. Man changes his name to "they."
30. Announcement




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 9
September 27, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Entertainment news
2. Lisa eating chocolate for breakfast.
3. Mitch asks Lisa about Seahawks game, she tries to fake it. Bryon annoucement: moving to Billings, Montana. 98.5 The Wolf, KGHL. Mitch and Lisa volunteer to do voices: Tom Brokaw and Marry Tyler Moore.
4. Mitch and Lisa TV ads are out. Mitch looked like a slob in a restaurant when one of his ads came on one time. Montana advice for Bryon.
5. Mitch nearly reads the wrong time
6. Hurricane Jean
7. Top of hour
8. 7:11 Slurpee Time. (A minute later, Pat would lament his missed change to say "Slurpee Time.") Assistant finale, both contestants look sick. Leana plug.
9. Call for contest
10. Survivor, "Eye of the Tiger"
11. Contest winner
12. Crest whitening strips ad
13. Yaz's celebrity: Robin Segal of United in Harmony.
14. Mamograms, with Gene Juraez Salon.
15. Top of hour
16. Entertainment news
17. Jason Alexander interview, new television show.
18. Matchbox 20, "Bent"
19. Leana's celebirty: host of a Cartoon Network show. Result: Yaz is hired.
20. UB40, "Falling In Love With You"
21. Mt. St. Hellens.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 10
September 28, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Brain Gash Chevrolet
2. Announcement
3. Charlie Brown: Artifical Fingers of Index. My Favorite Martian prize again. Question: what animal is known by two different names in winter and summer? Ermine/mink weasel.
4. Weather
5. Announcement
6. Traffic
7. Pat bought The Best of Clarence "Frogman" Henery, has no other frog voice songs. Feminisims jokes with songs, a differnt version of song.
8. Pat interrupted by another song
9. Stevie Wonder, "Higher Ground"
10. Headline: "Mt. St. Hellens likely to erupt!" Potential media coverage if it does erupt. Visiting monument.
11. More Mt. St. Hellens
12. Urinary Stress
13. Pat runs together the words "Sting coming" to the White River Ampitheater
14. Launch at the Pier now at the Q. Bras as art for charity. Kids flag speed trap for tips.
15. Weather
16. Angela choked up. "The Curly Shuffle" News: Starbucks prices going up. Pat: "I will not pay it!"
17. Letterman Leno battle recalled. Conan to replace Leno in five years. Christmas shopping. Pat is putting it off. Why buy presents for his wife if they may be divorced in three months?
18. Weather
19. Announcement
20. Pat just found out "Somebody Slap Me" is by John Anderson. Joke, injured man needs a priest. Carry Grant autobiography.
21. Pat Cashman brand Partially Chewed Food.
22. Launch at the Q. More on man named "They." Free to good home: cat or husband. Man ate his underwear to beat the breathalyzer test. Don't call him a "nincompoop," but do wear clean underwear.
23. Weather announcement: the fog will lift.
24. Traffic
25. Bears in Pat's new neighborhood. Pat tries to trap wily feral cat.
26. Different version of Oliver musical.
27. Jay Leno retirement annoucement. Brian Wilson's "Smile" released today after 37 years. Man performs own tooth pulling because he couldn't see dentist.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 11
September 28, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Mitch and Lisa entertainment news. Leno and Conan. Lisa tries to gues the show with the highest ad rates.
2. The Thompson Twins, "Hold Me Now"
3. Announce
4. One item sent to Mitch, Lisa and Bryon. Now they have to figure out a way to divide it. It's an Edgar Martinez plaque. Try "Rock, Paper, Scissors."
5. Caller suggestions for plaque
6. More dilemma, calls
7. Jiffy Lube ad
8. Top of hour
9. Mitch only did dynamite for the girls. Way to make 3-ways fair. Extreme Rock Paper Scissors.
10. Bounty ad. Call for contest
11. Loud contest winner
12. David Bowie, "Let's Dance"
13. Why its important to have a sexy voice, study. People surprised when they find out what Mitch and Lisa really look like.
14. Weather: stupid fog
15. Mammograms. At least there are no stirrups involved.
16. Top of hour
17. Mitch has already bought an Easter basket. He's so much unlike the other man Lisa knows. (See today's KJR, track 17.) Entertainment news.
18. Announcement. How did Lisa party in the '80s?
19. Creed song
20. Bryon leaving, moving from producer to host. Lisa worked her way down from host to producer to whatever it is she does now.
21. Bryon's leaving? Then you're fired! He will have to get an engine block heater, or park in the living room. Captain Scott makes a non-sequitor comment. Lisa wanted to retire to a granny ranch, but then Mitch wanted to join in.
22. Crest Whitening Strips ad.
23. Announcement
24. Weather is "froggy." Lisa flub: "Lake Slamamish."




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 12
September 29, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Scanning the dial
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. My Favorite Martian. Question: why do we call them turkeys?
5. Still haven't found answer. Winner.
6. Traffic
7. Save Our Skyline, against Qwest Field sign. Edgar Martiniz plaque mention.
8. Weather
9. Announcement
10. Mt. St. Hellens and other Pacific quakes. Pacific Plate. Bird flock analogy.
11. "Yeah."
12. Announcement
13. Dramatic music for algae bloom. Kids flee giant spider. First music won't play, then the story is in England and Pat doesn't care.
14. Weather. Scanning the dial
15. Charlie Brown: Straps and Lacy Backs of Sedro Wolley. Don Henley, "The Heart of the Matter"
16. Don "Henley" is an adverb. Traffic.
17. Sounder train running by KJR studios. Train engineers will wave at Angela when she is walking on treadmill. Oil at $50 a barrel.
18. Tease
19. Pat flub: "Qwest Field, home of the Sonics." Win an Edgar Martinz plaque for Make a Wish Foundation. (The same plaque Mitch and Lisa are fighting over.)
20. Underpants Crafters
21. Announcement
22. Marky to Pat: "Don't sing." Plethora of gossip.
23. Weather
24. Charlie Brown liner: Anger Management
25. Traffic
26. Mayor Nickles to erupt. World's tallest roller coaster.
27. Weather. Charlie Brown liner
28. Annoucement
29. Traffic. Alternate version of The Beatle's "Oh, Darling"
30. More "Oh, Darling"
31. Pat about to play another version of "Oh, Darling"





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 13
September 29,2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Entertainment
2. Tease
3. "Fun size" candy bars. Scariest movies.
4. Changes in California prisons: no smoking. More on Rock, Paper, Scissors. Expert coming up.
5. Spooky noises in the studio.
6. Top of hour
7. Mother Nature is mad. More Rock, Paper, Scissors.
8. Call for contest
9. 7:25, not 6:25. (Lisa said the wrong time twice before she figured it out.) Contest winner.
10. Prince, "Purple Rain"
11. Presidential debate ground rules. Rock, Paper, Scissors expert Doug Walker on phone. WorldRPS.com RPSChamps.com
12. Crest Whitening Strips ad
13. Party at Lisa's house tonight!
14. Top of hour
15. Jessie wants to say the Phrase That Pays
16. Entertainment news
17. When a woman proposes, who buys the ring? Lisa has been proposed to a few times, but he always ran away before the marriage.
18. Song
19. Calls on wedding ring topic.
20. Tease
21. More on dinner giveaway. Reset ring topic.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 14
September 30, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Rosie Grenadyne, "To Old to Cut the Mustard." Charlie Brown liner
2. Announcement
3. Traffic
4. Mt. St. Hellens still about to blow. Presidential Debate ground rules. Contest question: where is the largest pyramid?
5. Weather. Charlie Brown liner
6. Charlie Brown liner
7. Traffic
8. Buck Owens. Angela admits that he has liver lips, "Like someone we know says." More Presidential Debate ground rules.
9. Traffic
10. Announcement
11. Mrs. Miller, "A Hard Day's Night." Mt. St. Hellens. Jack Daniels is watered down. Frank Sinatra drank a fifth of Jack Daniels a day.
12. Brad Beagleman ad, anger management. Average White Band, "Pick Up the Pieces."
13. Joke. Mt. St. Hellens played nationally. Presidential Debate.
14. Halloween promo is admittedly lame. Three Dog Night, "One"
15. Traffic time, and Angela is just the man to do it.
16. E-mail: driver's License on-line? www.license.shorturl.com Ray from Fircrest: Walter Brenan.
17. Walter Brenan, "Water" clip
18. Man-shaped pillow.
19. Music played twice. Atlanta Rymthm Section, "Spooky"
20. Traffic
21. Presidential Debate, Bush will turn everything towards terrorism. Debate is like a reality show, except there is no sex. Martha Stewart's upcoming prison environment and routines.
22. Launch at Qwest
23. Announcement
24. Traffic
25. Theme music for Presidential Debate? Pat misses the Howard Dean scream.
26. Weather
27. Question for contest: what is Oliver's last name? Late Night Catechism, Sister Mary Kathryn in studio.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 15
September 30, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour. Third Eye Blind, "Semitone Kind of Life" (The line "Doing crystal meth" is obscured.)
2. Pounding upstairs. Entertainment news. Martha Stewart prison details. Lisa to talk about her dancing injury.
3. Soft Cell, "Tainted Love"
4. Mt. St. Hellens. Florida hurricanes causing mental depression. Lisa's "dance" injury. Actually from playing "Red Light, Green Light" in a bar. Mitch's fish hook injury. Caller embarrassing injury.
5. More stupid injury calls, woman cut finger and put finger with fertilizer in mouth.
6. Mt. St. Hellens.
7. Top of hour
8. Song by The Calling, as recorded for Mix listener concert.
9. Lisa ate cookies at The Calling concert. "FHB! Family hold back!" Another Mitch injury: police academy blood test, then fainted at the urinal.
10. Call for contest
11. Winner
12. Rock-Paper-Scissors Off. Call from man who sent plaque. The contest: first round is a three way tie. Second round: Bryon wins. He picks up his prize, then crash sound effect plays.
13. Segue to Jiffy Lube ad read
14. Liz Phar song
15. Then the excuses start. Mitch says Lisa dropped the plaque, but Lisa said Mitch let go too soon.
16. Crest Whitening Strips ad
17. Top of hour
18. Entertainment news
19. Survivor interview, Dolly. Mitch played in a band in an amusement park Dolly might have gone to. Raising alpacas in Mitch and Lisa's granny ranch.
20. Alanis Morrisette song
21. Stalling for traffic sponsor. "I never saw someone turn pages so quickly." "Betty" story, went to the bathroom without closing the door. Had to get up in progress.
22. Lisa's reality show wrap-up.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 16
October 1, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Start
2. Ian Whitcom "Hyperventilation Song." Pat passed out on radio before (the helium elf commercial?) Presidential Debate. Mt. St. Hellens coming sooner. Contest question: what is a grip?
3. Weather. Charlie Brown: Stylish Turtleneck Sweater Company.
4. Annoucement
5. Traffic
6. Debate clips to "I Won't Back Down."
7. John Sebastian, "Welcome Back," an example of a "Monster Hit" of the 1970s (i.e., it was number one for one week).
8. Chicago, "Old Days"
9. Mt. St. Hellens. Debate clips. Prerecorded bit: two Sonny Sixkillers in studio.
10. Fine Furniture Direct Warehouse. Charlie Brown: No longer sponsored by Big and Tall shops.
11. Birthdays
12. Roger Maris 61st home run clip. Woody Philips song. Pat was frightened by "Night of the Living Dead." Survivor clip: Twila/Mia.
13. Monster Hits this weekend. Weather.
14. Announcement
15. Traffic
16. Josh Zimmerman time on east coast? He screws it up. Trampoline for Cashman family, Pat couldn't get himself to do a back flip. Debate clips, George Bush nose whistle.
17. Bill Swan, "I Can Help," Monster Hit.
18. Edgar Martinez retirement, Bob Ibac on phone again for plaque. Tom Logan in studio, plays horn pipe song for Mariners. Plays bagpipe accompaniment for "Born To Be Wild."
19. Jenny call, no longer a truck driver.
20. Rosie Grenadyne, "Camptown Races"
21. Charlie Brown liner
22. Announcement
23. Sports discussion
24. Charlie Brown: Randy Bandiman the handyman.
25. Monster Hit: C. W. McCall "Convoy."
26. Traffic
27. Debate clips. Max Piper: weather forcasting more accurate in Florida than in Seattle. Dan Robert's first movie review: Shark Tale.
28. Weather
29. Fred Hopkins. Guy Saxon and the Suds. The dog ate his movie clips.
30. Moster Hits coming up this weekend





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 53
Album 17
October 1, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5
Bryon's last day, Mitch out with cold.

1. Top of hour, "sans Mitch"
2. Entertainment news
3. Kool and the Gang, "Celebration"
4. Bryon and Lisa had to make Mitch go to the doctor's. Calls for Bryon. Bryon went to the cemetery in Auburn last year, saw floating orbs. Lisa has questions.
5. Tease
6. Montana quiz. Calls
7. Lisa is distracting Bryon with McDonald's
8. Traffic
9. Top of hour
10. Fake Mix sounder, with flubs.
11. Matt Case on location. Bryon leaving after two years, clips.
12. Call for contest
13. Winner
14. The Go Go's, "We've Got the Beat"
15. Mitch is "takin' a powder." BryonMengle.com Calls.
16. Chasing around the Pet of the Week puppy for a photo.
17. Pet of the Week: Socket, a 60 pound, six month old puppy.
18. Top of hour
19. Another fake sounder
20. Entertainment Report. Break music plays and Lisa says "I'm not done yet. Okay, I guess I am."
21. Cookie basket. Lisa: "Why am I the witch?"
22. Bryon and traffic sounder start at same time.
23. Matt Case wishes Bryon well, hopes some day he'll "blow up."
24. Call from Carra, Kiss FM. Lisa Hargrove of the YMCA.
25. Bryon moving on. Call from Megan, Assistant winner.
26. Lisa Bounty ad




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 54
Album 1
October 4, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Rosie Grenadyne, "Too Old to Cut the Mustard"
2. Pat tried to talk, but someone had turned off the microphone (first thing in the morning). Fog. Sting & Annie Lennox tickets. Question: who coined the term "rock & roll"? Alan Freed.
3. Annoucement
4. Traffic
5. Janet Lee died, Angela says these kind of things happen. Mt. St. Hellens didn't perform for those who went out there over the weekend.
6. Weather
7. Charlie Brown liner
8. Edgar Martinez retirement.
9. Ray in Fircrest, Arnold DVD intro.
10. Very short annoucement
11. Joe from Eastside, comment on Ray (duck voice). Monster Cash procedure, version of Monster Mash as Monster Cash.
12. Bob Seger, "Rock & Roll Never Forgives" Charlie Brown: Williams free range beef.
13. Traffic
14. Passing of Ancil Payne. Pat's story, spaghetti sauce on the carpet memo. Pat used to do more pratfalls than he does now. Pat did a pratfall on the KING staircase, and Ancil stared at him.
15. Announcement
16. Pat and Gas. Martinez retirement. Bob Melvin's future? And then there's the Huskies.
17. Stop Doing That
18. Angela's weekend: made dog pajamas. Bob Melvin may get pink slip today. Pat's trailer factory job. Pat tells the story in a grizzled old guy voice.
19. What Time Is it? with Josh Zimmerman.
20. Traffic
21. Janet Lee, Psyco. Local Nobel Prize winner. (Mitch and Lisa are talking about the Ignobel Prize right now, track 20) Linda B. Buck.
22. Milk drinking song introduction
23. Robotic bartender/I. Q. joke. Mt. St. Hellens.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 54
Album 2
October 4, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Fog, Lisa worried about cows. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Announcement
4. Mitch is better, but still afraid of flu shots. He's about 40, must come in more often for examinations, including the glove examination.
5. People waiting for Mt. St. Hellens. Mitch and Lisa aren't the same without each other. Edgar Martinez.
6. Matchbox 20, "Unwell"
7. Coming up (so to speak): rats in the toilet.
8. Lisa has gotten dumped on more times than a sand truck at the playground.
9. Mt. St. Hellens on the verge. Rats in the toilet. If a rat comes up at Lisa's place, will Mitch take care of it?
10. Call for contest
11. Coming up: why men dump on the women they dig. Contest winner
12. Journey, "Faithfully"
13. Lisa slow danced with Mark Concila. Why men dump on the women they dig.
14. Traffic
15. Top of hour
16. Spaceship One won.
17. Additional entertainment news
18. Live Jiffy Lube ad, Mitch invents a new slogan
19. Real funny name: Drew Peacock.
20. Mitch wasn't ever sick until he said he had never been sick (just like Lisa had never had jury duty until Mitch mentioned it). Ignobel Awards. Five second food rule. Mitch still kisses his dog on the lips.
21. Natural gas office wins a visit to a Mexican resaurant. No jokes, please.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 54
Album 3
October 5, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Grace call rerun. Pat Benetar, "Heartbreaker"
2. Why are there foghorns on the Narrow's Bridge? Mt. St. Hellens still about to blow. Spaceship One wins. Bob Melvin fired. Question: what first lady was an actor.
3. Foghorn answer from Tom.
4. Announcement
5. Announcement
6. Inching along in the fog. Renton will not name a street "Ikea Way." Pat can't think of any commercially named streets, says Enchanted Parkway was named when that park first opened.
7. Call on name change
8. Earthtone McDonald's remodels, Kennydale. Looks too much like Starbucks.
9. Announcement
10. Ray from Fircrest rerun: Anthony Newley
11. Announcement
12. E-mail from another Tom: when will Albertson's reveal the exciting Hawaiian recipe? Vice Presidential Debate. Baseball playoffs. Starbucks tip cup controversy.
13. Tracy call, employees sing when you tip them at Cold Stone Creamery.
14. Announcement
15. "Hold your head high."
16. Foghorn on Hood Canal bridge during coffee break, almost needed Underpants Crafters. E-mail from Mark, Washington State Highway mapper about the commercially named streets of Northgate Way and Southcenter Parkway. Enchanted Parkway was named by a legislative action because King County wouldn't cooperate. E-mail on street named Ross Road. Will the Republicans sue to have that name suppressed too?
17. Weather
18. Mt. St. Hellens news bites set to Jimmy Buffet song.
19. Weed, a fragrance for stoners by Calvin Kline.
20. Bob Melvin firing. John Levesque column.
21. Comment: actually a correction. Pat said that the Mariners put three million cheeks in the seats this year, but a listener said that would be six million cheeks. Call for contest with "Monster Cash" song, Pat sings along.
22. Winner
23. Barry White song for Alma the professional dater. Angela needs a date.
24. Jim Croche, "Bad Leoroy Brown."
25. More Alma. No one has asked Anglea for a date.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 54
Album 4
October 5, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Foghorn on Narrows Bridge? Jimmy Hollywood. Lisa Bounty ad
3. Announcement
4. Worst celebrity baby names.
5. Dan Clarke Mt. St. Hellens song: news clips set to Jimmy Buffet song (as played at Track 18 today on KJR-FM).
6. Mitch and Lisa with volcano dust masks on.
7. Bob Melvin fired.
8. Weather report of rain, Mitch says "Boooo!!" More dust mask, Lisa has drawn lips on hers.
9. Tease
10. Contestant Ryan McAbe in line for American Idol audition in San Francisco. Will sing Amanda Marshall's "Birmingham," sings it on the phone. Mitch has never heard of the song.
11. Lisa Fitness Together ad
12. Call for contest
13. Winner
14. Vice Presidential debates. They bore Lisa. Ground rules. Listener calls in with a rap song.
15. Caller clarifies the heights of the presidential candidates.
16. Call from 24 year old first-time voter.
17. Top of hour
18. Mitch in a lather about politics. Still must quack after AFLAC ad. More political calls
19. Jiffy Lube live ad
20. More polictial calls: the wacko
21. Captain Scott's mic cuts out. More political talk.
22. Ryan Cabrara song
23. Traffic







Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 54
Album 5
October 6, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

1. Putz fragrance
2. Announcement
3. "Humpday." Alma follow-up, Angela may call her. Where to meet singles? Mt. St. Hellens, major blasts no longer expected. Vice Presidential debate. Contest question: how did The Beatles get their name?
4. Weather
5. Caller disputes Pat giving answer to winner too soon.
6. Seattle Storm the most sucessful Seattle team, they won the West title. Three game series too short. More St. Hellens alert rescinding.
7. Haunted house announcement
8. Announcement
9. Contest winner. Is Fantastic Sams haircuts really fantastic? Pat equivocates, sounds like last night's debate.
10. Stout-Hearted Men
11. 7:07, Boeing Time
12. The Beatles, "Back In the USSR." Pat calls it "Born In the USSR." Vice President debate, should be like heavyweight fight, with camera views of the break between rounds. Debate clips. Body language. Edwards drank lots of water.
13. Seattle Home Show 2. Weather.
14. Rodney Dangerfield remembered, clips.
15. Weather
16. Flu Vaccine shortage, announced all of a sudden. Pat afraid of shots at school. 8th graders told Pat's class they would get their shot in the eye.
17. Kilbreath: "That's your news update on Seattle's... on KJR-FM." Then Pat's tongue gets tie-dyed up.
18. Charlie Brown liner
19. Joel e-mail political Mt. St. Hellens. Phil Pagandi listens in Connecticut cafeteria. Dawn e-mail, not happy that House of Terror is not in Silverdale. Studio guests paid at charity auction $200 to be here. Studio not big enough for Pat.
20. Weather
21. Charlie Brown: Pat Cashman show not suitable for the goofy type.
22. Traffic
23. Audio service sends clips in order of importance, Vice Presidential debate is last. Visual aspects. More clips.
24. Weather
25. Alma up"date." E-mail from Dr. Max Piper, Seattle's virtual counselor. Alma calls herself a professional dater; doesn't that make her a prostitute?
26. Piper follow-up. [tape ends]





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 54
Album 6
October 6, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

1. Top of hour
2. Jimmy Hollywood
3. Jiffy Lube ad
4. Bryon all over the Mitch and Lisa web page. It took a while to search out and get rid of all of his stuff. New gensing beer from the makers of Budweiser. B to the power of E.
5. Caller: beer brand supposed to be similar to Einstein's formula for... whatever. You see the formula whenever you see a poster of Einstein.
6. Another caller reaction: B to the power of E is NOT Einstein's formula. Interview with Crista from The Bachelor.
7. Pat Grown In Washington Fryer cookbook ad.
8. Traffic
9. Top of hour
10. Caller reaction to gensing, Tim tries to explain formula. Fake ad: other new Bud brands.
11. Call for contest
12. "Pay the Rent, Collect." Contest winner
13. Kelly Osbourne "What If God Was One of Us?"
14. Is Sharon Osbourne Ozzy's daughter? Audio from yesterday's office party. "Mexican Hat Dance" played continuously in the background. Someone told Lisa, "Gosh, you're much prettier than you sound." Tease for getting better results from a dating service.
15. Signs you're about to be dumped. Lisa's defence: "Ha, ha! Joke's on you, I'm gay."
16. Top of hour
17. Mitch celebrated Columbus Day
18. Tease
19. Ryan McCabe's American Idol update, didn't win.
20. Wife Swap interview with Amy. (Mitch misnames the title throughout the morning.)
21. EMF, "Unbelievable"
22. Martha Stewart going to jail this week, naked squat and cough exam. How would Mitch fare in prison? West Virginia family gets in gun fight.




Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 54
Album 7
October 7, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:10 Angela had trouble sleeping. Why not just sleep during commercials? Easy contest today, first caller was the winner.
6:30 Gary e-mail, already entered in a station that will give away $1000. (Hmmm. Is the $1000 based on dial position?) Presidential Debates, Bush vs Gore remembered, Gore went into Bush's personal space. David Letterman list: Top 10 Other Surprises in Kitty Kelly's new Bush Family Book.
6:52 Margaret Carrey, inspiration for Tinkerbell. Was also in Clutch Cargo.
7:13 Alma update. Pat reads the full version of Dr. Max Piper's e-mail. Alma calls back, accepts challenge to find Angela a date. Then Max calls in.
7:35 Joe call: "Half the people you meet are below average." Official release: Iraq had no weapons of mass distruction. Upcoming "town hall" presidential debate, election. Edgar Martinez' house was burgularized. Mt. St. Hellens status. Song from the 1980s.
7:47 Happy Birthday to Jules.
7:52 KJR-FM, five little letters that spell radio entertainment. Angela can yell. Rodney Dangerfield quotes.
8:11 House of Terror. Pat and friend as children decorated his house as a haunted house for Haloween. Pat's "early, formative years." Pat met other company's people in elevator, became dismissive behind coworker's back. List: Ways you can tell you need to pray at work.
8:21 Pat promo for toilet contest. "This is a real contest." Presidential Debate. Kid named Belcher ws the town bully, chased Pat. Pat's dad told him to confront Belcher, and then said the bully is just as afraid of you as you are of him. Pat had another plan.
8:44 Caller's son kissed the bully. Ernie Pino, doesn't like Riverdance.





Pat Cashman MP3 Disc 54
Album 8
October 7, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:12 Lisa's dogs pile on her in bed because its getting cooler.
6:27 Lisa does not hate sports, it's just that they're on steroids and they are whiney. Vice Presidential debate: Cheney told voters to go to FactCheck.com instead of FactCheck.org
6:40 Coming up: five big things for your introduction date e-mail, for Lisa's "friend." Ash Falling Down song for Mt. St. Hellens.
7:10 Norwegian man ransacked city hall, then stole and wore high heel pumps to cover his tracks. TBS reality show in drag.
7:25 "He's a Lady" reality show.
7:37 How to write the perfect date e-mail introduction.
7:52 Poker question for contest.
8:17 Reality show update: The Bachelor.
8:30 Interview with Lea, Survivor eye roller.
8:53 Internet hoaxes. Lisa leaves the pumpkin out until it rots.




October 8, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:10 Why is everyone calling in? Stephen Kilbreath does Seattle Storm play-by-play. Contest question: why is the number four unique?
6:30 Presidential debate, campaign. Bush is pulling ads out of Washington State, effectively conceding it. Pat's anniversary tomorrow. Seattle Storm could be the first national sports championship for Seattle in 25 years.
6:50 Alma update. Pat killed Patty's cat on their first date. Max Piper press release.
7:12 It's getting dark in the morning. More Angela dating, calls. "Richard."
7:20 Pat had a dream based on football player car dealer ad, dramatic recreation. "I screwed it up." Caller asks Angela's interests.
7:35 Candidates courting the rod and reel voter. Radio show for men only (partial).
7:50 Mt. St. Hellens crater rising. (Should that be the dome is rising?) E-mail from Scott: he doesn't like either dating expert. Sounds like he wants the date with Angela.
8:12 Angela calls White Center "Rat City." Pat can't say "Northeast 8th." Comedian Jeff Lott in studio.
8:30 None of the first three presidents wore pants. Pat P. I. column, apperances. Only four presidents had beards.
8:42 What time is it in Boston, with Josh Zimmerman.
8:53 Adams Ginsburg, Ebay selling expert.


October 8, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:08 Lisa can't say "Mix Music Lounge."
6:24 Lisa does impression of "The Bride of Frankenstein."
6:37 Boots for Mitch's dog, Frodo tries to shake them off. Lies women tell men
6:47 Calls on topic.
6:54 Mitch and Lisa try to call Bryon the producer. Instead they get a message of him trying to record a message.
7:12 Florida spider hoax, under the toilet seat at one chain of restaurant.
7:28 Mitch keeps the alarm set on weekends.
7:39 New Mix Money Game. It's better, because no one won the birthday game. (Nobody will win the money game either!) High school student arrested for giving a wegie. Mitch's high school experience, as the short guy who had to crack jokes to survive. Drunk uncle at wedding, witnessed what he thought was a real sword fight.
7:53 Pet of the Week: Silas the cat.
8:04 Lisa just sprayed her hair and doesn't want to get headphone hair, so she's holding her headphones like Davy Jones. Mitch sings an imperssion.
8:20 David DeGraw, "I Don't Wanna Be."
8:29 Poker trivia contest: Lisa only has five questions, so if this caller doesn't get it, she's stuck.
8:44 Bryon on phone to hand off Ryan for Weekend Wassup! Lisa has spotless kitchen appliances because she never uses them.




October 11, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:09 No prizes today, "I got nuthin!'" Christopher Reeve died at 52. Laura Hatch, missing Redmond teen found.
6:30 Public Service Annoucement: "Don't wreck!" John Lennon would have been 64.
6:47 "LAY Down Sally." Pat has to run down the hall for a printout in 13 & 1/2 seconds. E-mail about Sting and Anne Lennox concert, had to sit out in the rain. Pat's 29th anniversary this weekend. Pat saved up for a ring for the 25th anniversary, September 12, 2001.
7:00 Walter Flacidcronk will not wage a negative campaign.
7:10 Bob Iback, Ichiro record plaque. Christopher Reeve Superman clips.
7:30 Pat's headphones stolen, heads will roll, except the block heads. Christopher Reeve, post accident interview clips. Celebrities make diseases easier to talk about.
7:50 Gassman. Seahawks game, taxi ride.
8:10 Saturday Night Live Weekend Update, presidential debate. Damaged political signs. Do signs work? The thing didn't play; you could hear Angela's pouring noise.
8:26 People calling you by your last name, Pat says he's not bothered by it. National Coming Out Day. Mt. St. Hellens. Found Redmond teen. Christopher Reeve clip repeat.
8:41 Columbus Day not celebrated much.
8:51 Sting concert e-mail again Lennon 64 again.


October 11, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:05 David DeGraw "I Don' Wanna Be"
6:20 Seahawks loss yesterday.
6:37 First Mix Money game, enthusiastic Chuck.
6:52 Crate and Barrel photographer put his phone number in a picture for catalog. Lisa Events & Adventures and Bounty ads back to back.
7:10 Columbus Day not a big holiday. Seahawks loss. Martha Stewart at Camp Cupcake. "Squat and cough."
7:41 Mitch getting naughty spam, but reads the subject lines to Lisa (off the air) while he blushes. Mitch has to activate the fliter and type in the same dirty words himself.
7:50 Bryon hasn't called back.
7:55 Lisa in makeup for music lounge concert. Defcon levels for makeup. Lisa has a date this week, for Q-13 News.
8:00 Mitch still shaken up by Seahawks loss.
8:22 Lisa shaved her legs for music guest.
8:27 Food in studio. Bryon simulcast.
8:40 Volcano station memo: best to leave before the eruption. Lisa stumbles over PAX TV ad spot. Inappropriate Halloween costume: pimp and 'ho. Coming soon in infant size.
8:50 More on costume topic, calls.




October 12, 2004
Tuseday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:02 Dead air, or radio malfunction. (My radio does have a bad connection.)
6:18 Back on.
6:23 Early Morning Prize: Pat realizes he has one after all. Who was the youngest general: Custer. (Didn't someone guess Custer before the winner?)
6:43 Traffic ad spot: Republican Governors Association. Pat: "So, he'll fix the roads?" Laura Hatch case. Peanut Nukem up a tree, Pat got her down once, so the next day she went higher.
6:55 Max Piper coming up. More on cat up a tree, calls.
7:06 Phil Harper died, of KMPS. Was Harry Nile on Imagination Theater.
7:25 Dr. Max Piper in studio.
7:45 Spilled sewage in traffic; now the roads really are crappy. Max Piper, four point plan. Masculine intuition. Will offer seven bachelors to Angela.
7:59 Joe call: Pat's last female host was hopelessly single too.
8:10 Baseball office pool, Pat wins if Houston wins, but he is still rooting for Boston. More Piper, global test.
8:25 Corn mazes. Laura Hatch.
8:40 Angela is okay with dating game. Cat up tree update, Peanut back story. Not fat, but big boned. Call.


October 12, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:11 Lisa made a fool of herself yesterday for Scott Staff.
6:26 Lisa going in to get her "moneymakers smashed." Mitch can't come.
6:53 Mix Halloween Party.
7:00 News: Mt. St. Hellens has the only growing glacier in the Contiguous United States.
7:13 Lunch party, no gas jokes. Toronto man had automatic bill payment and direct deposit for his pension. Was dead for two years before discovered. What if Lisa died?
7:38 Chef Andy Husbands, The Fearless Chef. Lisa doesn't cook much.
7:51 French cell phone law coming up. Sewage in road, some commuters couldn't wait. "Go and go" traffic. Cell phone jammers to be allowed in France. Lisa bought a picture phone, hasn't taken any pictures.
8:24 Ed from Collective Soul, likes smell of food from previous guest. Ed and Joel perform live: "Satellite" and "Spit Me Out."
8:47 Lisa served food to guests, "she cooked." Two days in a row with attractive famous single fathers she can't date.




October 13, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:10 Question: who wrote the Monroe Doctrine?
6:32 Storm chapmionship. Dave call on Peanut, still up a tree. Peanut Watch: Day Two, audio clip.
6:50 Pat tried can of salmon with Peanut. Calls, tree topper will do it for free.
7:05 Presidential debate tonight. Pat's idea for a political debate he'd like to see.
7:25 Alma in studio, calls Max Piper "the plumber." Alma asks Angela what she wants in a man.
7:48 More Alma.
8:00 The Doors "People Are Strange"
8:05 Peanut backstory, was found by an Albertsons. Audio replay.
8:30 Marky Costello.
8:50 London Symphony, "Mama Told Me Not To Come." Peanut, e-mail from Rans. Political debate bit reperformance.


October 13, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:05 Yesterday's music lounge remembered. They replayed a song, but won't say the name of it: "Spit Me Out."
6:08 Win a "butt load" of cash. "Call before you dig" is good advice, out of Mitch's personal experience.
6:25 Lisa gets up on her roof all the time, but that's not the reason her neighbors think she's the crazy one. Work Internet privacy myths continued, starting from #5. Putting "red, shiny apple" in to a search engine returned a non-work appropriate result.
6:39. Mitch: "Sheryl McCrow." Money game, first number matched.
6:42 Dead air. Mitch is having "one of those days."
6:50 Prince, "Raspberry Parfet." Lisa canceled desert yesterday at office party. More office privacy, call.
7:12 Lisa at Gene Juraez Salon for mamography. Woman used cell phone in "relaxation room."
7:25 Captain Scott to himself: "Get the bridge right."
7:40 Halloween Party. Lisa's Halloween decorations. Bit: Salute to Halloween Home Decorators
7:51 On TV tonight. Playoffs vs. debates. Mitch doesn't have picture-in-picture.
8:26 Lisa blind date for Q-13 News. Interpreting Man-Speak
8:42 Calls on Man-Speak: "We're complicated." Racks.
8:53 Halloween costumes, Mitch wants Lisa to be his "wench."




October 14, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:06 Jacknife! Pat doesn't have a cough button. Question: name the large city on Hong Kong Island.
6:36 Peanut update, got the cat down, not Peanut butter. Katie climbed up and dangerously got it herself. She's now figuratively in the penthouse and the basement. Presidential debate clip: talk about their wives.
6:35 Peanut interview
7:05 Flu vaccine shortage.
7:30 E-bay seller Adams Ginsburg revisited (see October 8). Rating went down once his attention turned to seminars. Voter's Pamphlet, other presidential candidates.
7:50 D. J. potty break version of "Light My Fire." Pat hair crisis. Peanut rescue, Debbie call, cat stayed up tree for 37 days and lost 10 lbs.
8:10 Alice Cooper, Dan Roberts interview. Cooper runs a sports bar, sells a two foot hot dog, the "Big Unit."
8:28 Patty Murry is on the "short list." Debate wife question replay.
8:50 Ruth Chris Steakhouse food in studio, Ernie Pino. Doesn't like restaurant Ruth Chris may be replacing in Downtown Seattle.
8:58 Charlie Brown: Use Anywhere rash cream.

October 14, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:10 Entertainment news, O'Riely phone sex scandal
6:24 Halloween party
6:43 Lisa's California history, tease for Sacramento Fire Department story.
6:53 Sacremento fire fighters can't have sex on their fire engines.
7:10 Presidential debates. It's not natural when they can't scowl. Lisa shouldn't have said "whoopass" on the air. Getting sick of the campaign. Tease for topic, what people think is sexy.
7:39 What Americans find sexy. Everybody thinks they have a good sense of humor.
7:51 Frodo wears Red Sox. Sexy survey call, blind date advice for Lisa.
8:03 Too much to talk about. Third Eye Blind "Semitone Type of Life."
8:28 Ten wildest rock myths. "In the Air Tonight" not true.
8:50 Dark Side of the Rainbow. Starting our own urban legend.




October 15, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:08 Question: How many time zones are there in China?
6:30 Pinhead Report: man tries to set up a robbery in his own home so he can be the hero.
6:43 Caller reaction to man setting up a robbery at his own house.
6:50 Traffic sponsored by the Republican Governor's Association, discussion. Pat tired of campaign. Oil spill on Puget Sound.
7:08 Peanut: Pat will have to tin the tree. Max Piper update: Piper on phone.
7:15 Michelle call, why do watches in ads always say 10:08?
7:30 Three Dog Night still hanging together. Ken Jennings on Jeopardy. Possible answer to watch question: Lincolin died at 10:08.
7:45 Caller disputes Lincolin answer.
7:51 Elenor Rigby/Angela Kirby. Another trivia question: what metal are nickels made mostly of? Copper! Caller disputes this answer.
8:04 Pat is a train geek. Downtown soup line.
8:30 Pat story: he busted down in the middle of the 520 Bridge. Dan Robert's first movie review: Team America. Stephen Kilbreath correction: Seahawks are not playing at home.
8:50 Fred Hopkins: "Jessie James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter," (1966) directed by William "One Shot" Bodine.


October 15, 2004
Friday, 6:00-9:00
Mix 92.5

6:08 Lisa doesn't want to watch this week's important Sehawks game.
6:25 Government spending on awards party for the Transportation Security Agency.
6:50 TSA Awards "make my butt want to suck a lemon." Possible audio of awards.
7:12 Reality show update.
7:40 Pets of the Week, two cats.
7:52 People who have sex while sleepwalking. Mitch sleepwalked and sleep-peed in his family's tent.
8:01 Lisa doesn't want to talk about Q-13 blind date.
8:05 Sleepwalk call, Lisa has chocolate in her mouth.
8:29 Caffeine withdrawl may be classified as a medical condition. Weekend movies. Team America, puppet "relations."
8:42 Weekend Wassup! New names "seamlessly" inserted into the intro.
8:56 Mitch slight flub. "It's hard to concentrate."




October 18, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:12 Angela's weekend, dating update.
6:25 Trivia question: Why is the presidential election held in November? For agricultural reasons, "the same reason we observe Daylight Saving Time." (Not true. Farmers are generally opposed to Daylight Savings. Dairy farmers, for instance, must still milk their cows at the same solar times of the day, and all farmers don't like having to get to market an hour eariler.)
6:46 Flu vaccine shortage, things are looking pretty grim a year from now. Who's on the priority list.
7:00 "The Art of the Professional Interview."
7:11 Slurpee Time. "Drink responsibly." Godzilla anniversary, scholarly conference.
7:19 Variable forcast.
7:30 Chuck Barry is 78. Voter registration, Votemobile. "What's on your list today?" Political polling is flawed. Gov Gregroie and Rossi "clash."
7:50 Date update, Navy women fashion change. Skirts no longer required, but men still can't wear them at all.
8:10 "Desperate Housewives," clips.
8:30 Vaccine shortage. Jim call, suppliment vaccine with mist.
8:42 Hollies, "Bus Stop."
8:50 Celebrity fragrances. Local scents.


October 18, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:11 Wet leaves in gutter, and worms, and spiders.
6:24 "Let's Go Crazy" has one of the best song endings (but they play the edited version.) Lisa's home improvement fiasco (tease before traffic). Changing out a light fixture and a switch.
6:58 Fox commentator disses Seattle Seahawks. Red Sox series. Desperate Housewives.
7:12 Lisa went estate sale shopping. Things you should not buy used, some of which Lisa just sold at her garage sale.
7:27 Quiet Eviessence song not a morning song. Talkative contest winner wants a hat too.
7:40 Lilly Tomlin on phone, I [Heart] Huckabees. (See also June 10, 2004 KJR-FM)
8:16 Lisa will make Mitch some Kraft Macaroni & Cheese.
8:25 More macaroni & cheese, Lisa is not a "foodie." Genesis capsule crash investigation findings.
8:40 More canned/boxed foods Mitch has never eaten. Proper acts of chivalry.
8:50 Macaroni and cheese nutritional content. Variation with hot dogs.
(Other Macaroni and cheese topic: see August 22, 2003.)




October 19, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:10 Angela ad flub: "compromising value." Flu vaccine shortage. Sports.
6:30 Trivia question: who invented the word "hello?"
6:50 Peanut update, still looking at the tree. Alma dating game tomorrow, questions Angela will ask her potential dates.
7:10 Angela date question calls.
7:30 Beware of zombie attacks. Virgin Airlines to add beds in first class. Pat and Angela worried about hanky panky.
7:52 Mt. Rainier, other local mountains, could erupt next.
8:09 Rob Nelson intervew, reality TV host. Also worked at Fox News, O'Riley scandal. Show "Second Verdict." Barb: Happy Birthday to Brett.
8:33 Actual Wal-Mart application. Angela date question call rerun.
8:53 "In With the In Crowd," or at least briefly. Angela date game tomorrow.


October 19, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:24 Tree service solicitor at Lisa's door yesterday, could have been a bad guy.
6:46 Spin Doctors song
6:50 Halloween party, Mitch's pirate accent only lasts one sentence. Mitch felt like an idiot at the fabric store looking for a pirate hat. Or, felt like Lisa in a Home Depot.
7:09 Decomposing pumpkins can be fun. Man's TV summoned U. S. Air Force.
7:40 Collective Soul apperance remembered, Lisa fawned over guests. Red Sox finally win a game in Yankee's series. Seahawks trade. Lisa still isn't interested in sports. Jon Stewart/Tucker Carlson feud on Crossfire, clip.
8:23 "Pay the Rent Collect." Halloween party, Mitch's original costume idea too hot. Had to go to fabric store.
8:41 Differences in the sex lives between Republicans and Democrats.
8:53 Officials in Mexican city offering 40 cents per rat. Mitch's rat encounter.




October 20, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:10 Traffic report actually from the road (Angela late to work trying on different clothes, calls in on the cell phone). Pat thinks something sounds different about her voice. Trivia question: what was the name of the country on and for several weeks after July 4, 1776.
6:30 Angela arrived, just ran up the stairs. Date game coming up. Lunch with Alma yesterday. Angela tries to give card to indifferent date prospect.
6:41 House of Terror. They don't have Underpants Crafters at the Supermall.
6:52 Red Sox series, curse of the Bambino.
7:10 Pat plays "Wipe Out," not ment to be a forshadowing for Angela's dating activities. Lunch story revisited.
7:27, Boeing time. Dating game. "No one will come and strip." First prospect: Dan, the financial advisor.
7:50 Frank, has two little dogs and big muscles.
7:56 Ernie, a big teddy bear.
8:10 Date post-mortem. Critical e-mail on process. Max Piper on phone, still respects Alma.
8:30 Traffic spot: Dino Rossi has an "agenda," as if that's a good thing. Angela likes all the dates. Listener: don't call men "cute." Marky Costello gets snippy. Says Ernest Borgnine is dead, career-wise.
8:51 Date recap. Earl call. Todd Anderson wants to take Angela on a date.


October 20, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:10 It's a good day for Mitch to mow his lawn (hint, hint). Can Ryan the intern mow a lawn?
6:23 Lisa: watching bass fishing shows on TV is stupid. Desperate Housewives sponsor jitters.
6:48 Lisa freezing in Marilyn Monroe dress last Halloween. Talk Like a Pirate.com. Traits that a guy looks for in a woman. Lisa will never ask a man out ever again. Lisa disputes that men want to wait one month before having relations.
7:10 Derrivation of "pssst" (pronounced "pishaw!") Trait calls.
7:36 Dr. Joy Davidson, first appearance on the show, to promote "Fearless Sex." Mitch complains there's no pictures.
7:53 Mitch tries Euro dancing.
8:12 Call from a crying listener about her son and his girlfriend's relationship.
8:26 Final two traits.
8:38 Brian the Bachelor interview.




October 21, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:10 Trivia question: What is the largest thing ever built in human history? Angela tries to Google the answer.
6:20 Forecasters blew the forecast.
6:30 Date game post-mortem. Women are catching up with men in the Olympics.
6:55 Boston Red Sox win the American League championship. Long hair is back in sports.
7:11 Pat buys a new deodorant "flavor" in bulk at Costco, then they don't work.
7:20 Weather rant again.
7:25 Angela's implication: "That was YOUR traffic!" (Deal with it.) Pat discoveres a new colloquialism on a response to a canceled lunch date: "Bummerville, population: me." Pat gone tomorrow. Angela: "Hey David, get the cards." Trivia question: "Why do we say computers have a 'bug' in them?"
7:43 This day in history: tattoo man. Date game recap. Replay Max Piper call.
7:56 Yeona call on dates: let the dogs decide.
8:10 Pumpkin pie. Pat tried to make it from scratch, turned out stringy. Clock face issue remembered. New question: when do deer sleep? Dead air; the deer did it.
8:25 End of "What I Like About You," "HEY!" "Sas" airline. Sad Yankee players yesterday. Long hair is back in sports. Deer sleep calls. What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
8:47 Ernie Pino chomping on the bit, literally.
8:50 Ernie Pino: what to do for Halloween? Event: Haunted Harbor Halloween Party, no mention of Mix 92.5.


October 21, 2004
Thursday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:20 Lisa at Ikea. Martha Stewart picks apples in prison, almost got in trouble.
6:41 Red Sox win ACLS.
6:52 Bill O'Riley scandal
7:10 Puyallup Schools cancel Halloween, parent interview.
7:34 Halloween calls.
7:50 Real wiccan on the phone.
8:10 Anotehr wiccan calls. Teacher calls about the superintendent.
8:30 Karen hanson, Puyallup Schools.
8:50 7-11 and Nickelodeon presidential polls. Nick predicts Kerry, 7-11's top runner by 62% is "I'm sick of it and I don't care who wins."




October 22, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
The Best of Pat Cashman

6:30 Muffletwong Pet Institute


October 22, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:07 Mitch's father threw cold water on his face if he didn't wake up.
6:20 John Epheron, Last Comic Standing winner, in studio. Shaving legs for a date.
6:40 80s songs make Lisa cry because they remind her of breakups.
6:51 Call from someone who agrees with Puyallup's anti-Halloween policy. Principal annoucement bit.
7:00 Mitch almost plays the wrong music for news.
7:12 Man won money in settlement for giving someone the finger. Why flip the bird? Origins.
7:41 Pet of the Week: Snoopy, the 70 lb lab.
7:55 Mitch is tenatively thinking about trying to ski again, after running into a tree after his first attempt. Why not innertube instead? Prince Harry update, other leftovers.
8:00 Mitch plays the traffic music instead of the news music.
8:26 Study: warm temperatures increase productivity?
8:40 Weekend Wassup, snippy intern.




October 25, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:11 Name That Tune
6:30 Kittitas commuters. Peanut went up another tree, only 10 feet this time.
6:47 Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms jokes. Pat plays the wrong song, then can't find the right CD.
7:10 Halloween store, wall of masks. Fun Size candy debate. Bartell's circular. Pat's nephew doesn't want to leave the house, wants Halloween candy to come to him.
7:24 Local winner wins national Clear Channel contest.
7:30 Puyallup Halloween ban, Angela knows Wiccans. Crabby waitress service near Levenworth. Special coupon not accepted during peak times.
7:51 Gassman. Seahawks have lost their mojos.
8:10 Ice skater dropped on video. Saturday Night Live Ashley Simpson lip-sync gaffe. Weekend Update jokes.
8:30 Pat hopes that aliens are real. Peanut update. E-mail suggestion for Pat's failed pumpkin pies.
8:39 Josh Zimmerman: what time is it in Boston?
8:49 Victoria Clipper flu shot cruse. Pipper e-mail. "Skiff" to describe snow. Pat in restaurant in Levenworth with stern rules.


October 25, 2004
Monday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:23 Trick-or-Treating memories.
6:44 Saturday Night Live Ashley Simpson lip-sync gaffe.
6:50 Saturday Night Live audio. Mitch shouldn't have said "sucks."
7:10 Mitch car problems: rat chewed through coolant hose. So he bought the Rat Zapper 2000. Lisa doesn't approve of this method.
7:39 More pest problems. Georgia town allows squirrel shooting.
7:52 More rat calls.
8:15 Rat professional on phone. Killing not effective because the family members will take the place of the dead.
8:40 John Taylor interview on the phone. New Duran Duran single.
8:53 Rat e-mails, suggested animals to catch rat. Mitch gets rats in his clean car while Lisa get no varmints in her dirty car.




October 26, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

6:10 Name This Tune
6:30 Angela speed dating. Ancil Payne memorial
6:50 Pat waiting for something to cue that never will. Flu shots. Genders of everyday objects.
7:10 Radio City Music Awards, Ashley Simpson Saturday Night Live gaffe. Anyone can sound great with studio augmentation; Pat demonstrates by singing opera.
7:23 Dave Ross in studio. Talks about Iraq.
7:47 E-mail that mocks and objectifies men.
8:08 Mt St. Hellens updates. Ken Jennings. More speed dating.
8:30 Dino Rossi/Dean Martin. Election. "Undecided/Reunited" song parody.
8:50 Interview with local national contest winner Joe Pitt. Lenny Kravitz sued for overflow toilet.


October 26, 2004
Tuesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:15 Ashely Simpson clips.
6:26 Election next week. Presidential election has been predicted by football game.
6:51 What your Halloween costume says about you.
7:10 Puyallup Halloween ban. More costume psychology. One year Lisa went as Harpo Marx, didn't speak all night.
7:34 Seafair Pirates in the studio.
7:45 More Pirates, say the Phrase That Pays like a pirate to win prize.
7:54 Mitch is going as a short-haired Amish farmer pirate.
8:24 More costume psychology. Dominatrix and a man on a leash. Unexcited man calls about blood drive.
8:50 Lisa was a voice actor on a casino computer game. She played a petite Chinese woman.




October 27, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM

Bad Company "Can't Get Enough of Your Love"
The Who "Won't Be Fooled Again" (45 single edit)
6:10 Mike Dasey tickets, name this tune.
6:28 Angela never gets trick or treaters. Pat kept records of the good candy houses. "Fun Size" candy.
6:39 Call on Fun Size candy.
6:53 George Benson died. Responsible for the Waterfront Streetcar.
7:10 KJR not streaming. Election, electoral college.
7:30 Dave Reichert late. More electoral college.
7:39 Dave Reichert interview.
7:54 Reimportation of perscription drugs, Ted Crackerwagon report.
8:11 Don call, monorail vote.
8:30 New reality show winner gets his own cooking show. Pat on reality shows: "Please stop." Pinhead Report: Robo-sapien.
8:50 Mike Daisy. Ticket giveaway confusion.

October 27, 2004
Wednesday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:25 Bumber stickers and expressing your political preferences in public. Calls.
6:36 Mitch can't grow a real beard.
6:44 Kelly Osbourne "What If God Were One of Us."
6:50 14 big tips for finding a boyfriend.
7:10 Lisa played being The Monkeys. Confused early caller for contest.
7:35 Mitch pledges to get a date for Lisa Foster. Lisa says "If they can put a man on the moon, they can put one on Lisa Foster." More tips.
7:50 Caller's coworker encountered a cow on the road. More tips for keeping a man once you find him.
8:22 Dr. Joy.
8:37 More Dr. Joy. Lisa has no boyfriend.




November 19, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
KJR-FM
Coats for Kids at Kenmore Lanes

6:08 Kenmore Lanes is a 50 lane center, and about 50 lanes are available. Fourth annual KJR coat drive, with or without Pat Cashman. Interview with director of Treehouse.
6:30 Pat walking down lane 30. Trivia question: why does February have only 28 days? Winner hangs up. Clem Phlergm stops by.
6:50 Sea Monkey brought 80 coats. Monday Night Football strip tease, censored audio.
7:30 Pat interviews children. There's no apple juice! Fred Hopkins arrives.
7:47 Pat walking from lane to lane. Max Piper. Dead air.
7:51 Back on the air. Max Piper. Governor Cantrell coat.
8:10 Dan Roberts movie review: National Treasure.
8:30 Fred Hopkins, "Seed of Chuckie" (2004)
8:50 Seth Rosenberg, Treehouse director.


November 19, 2004
Friday, 6:00 - 9:00
Mix 92.5

6:23 Nutty News
6:49 Lisa slurs "drink responsibly." Sexiest Man Alive, interview with someone from People Magazine.
7:00 Lisa flub: "Ketty pash." She also mixes up the name of the Pet of the Week.
7:37 Pet of the Week: Moonshine, the hound dog.
7:51 60 second reality show recap.
8:26 New rules for a happy marriage.
8:40 Firefighter charity: strip tease aerobics.
8:56 Weekend Wazzupp! Intern's last Friday show.




March 18, 2005
Friday, 5:55 - 10:20
KJR-FM, stereo
Pat's Final KJR Show

8:35 Pat never told his mom he was fired from KOMO. Now one of his brothers congratulates Pat on his new job at KJR.
8:41 Miki sings
8:55 Final words?
9:03 Pat O'Day interview
9:21 Chris Kimball call.
9:34 Late coming back from song
9:36 Purina One. Caller wants Pat's job. Pat says he sounds like J. P. Patches.
9:55 The security guards are looking at Pat, so he has to go. (When he comes back for his pants, you find out why they are looking at him.)




September 9, 2005
Pat Cashman and Bob Nelson on Dori Monson for Almost Live reunion special
Friday, 2:05 - 3:00
KIRO-AM

1. Introduction. Pat retiring from show business. Bob Nelson is a successful Hollywood screenwriter.
2. Almost Live reruns out of date? Where are they now? Pat's kids growing up on Almost Live.
3. "We'll be right back..."
4. "We'll be right back..."
5. Pat's basketball injury. Dori's story about Pat fowling out of a five-man basketball team. Dori's career. Dori claims Pat is repsponsible for Dori getting on Pat's KING 1090 show, but Pat says he had nothing to do with it.
6. One On One Against the Nuns: Week One. Season predictions.




May 24, 2006
Pat's first show on KRKO

1. Promo: Here's how it all came together
2. Promo: Job demands
3. Promo: We had to make sure he was a good fit.

4. "And now, Pat Cashma." "Pat's Back" ad placed strategically in paper. "Stouthearted Men." Dialing across the radio. Nelson and Justin in the studio. Pat's drug test. Pat wanted to be a shock-jock today.
5. Traffic. Local Sports ("Nuts!!"). Asteroid X Phone. Calls: Farley. Ron, from the shadow of the Magic Kingdom. "Stop Doing That!" Clem Phlergm, Top 10 Things People Should Know About the North Sound Area.
6. Traffic, "A little bit of a hiccup." Pat Cashman Pre-chewed Food. Joan from the Broadway Animal Hospital. Cat falling out of the truck on the freeway story.
7. Station ID
8. Same long, stilted introduction as in the first hour. Email: Clem Phlergm was actually funny. American Idol, all at once. Tenor Boy: medical conditions, affliction or maladies that sound better when sung by an opera singer. "Constipation" Miki from the Denny regrade, constipation doesn't sound so bad. "You shouldn't mention that more than one time. "Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms" jokes. Guy Wonderful.
9. Traffic, sports. The Mariners gave up nine runs in the ninth inning. "That's not good, is it?" How Much Would You Pay? Bird flu expert. Pat likes to hang around with chickens. Caller was going to drive up to Everett to hear show. Dodi Manson: gas prices, shouldn't we expect more from attendants?
10. Traffic, sports. Three or four game series? Trojan Athlete of the year, "Be careful." Another scan across the dial. How does Nelson rate the show? A solid "number two." (I thought Pat didn't want them to mention medical conditions any more.) Random topics Pat didn't get a chance to talk about: elephants in Sri Lanka. Advice given on the commencement address at Kinderkare: fork in the road. It's Over.


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