Cashman Collection 1999 - 2000
Labor Day 1999 #1
Side 1
Radio neighbors
Bartell's circular
Worst pickup line
Bull sheets
Side 2
Media Mom: Telletubbies
So KOMO discussion
Parking meters are free
Close the roof!
Roscoe's Oriental Rug
Jerry Lewis
Labor Day 1999 #2
Side 1
Pat is a Sports Illustrated Legend (subscription renewal pitch)
Marion da Poet
Joey
"Fun Size" candy
Pat home alone
Tadpole
Side 2
Practical jokes
Reign of Terror
Disclaimer at end of show
September 23, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Crime Watch, read as Robert Stack
Red Sovine: "Colorado Kool-Ade"
Side 2
So KOMO/Ed Wynn
Observations on Harry Potter phenomena, way before the movie.
Television shows
Angela Kirby slow as honey
Burt Higgins indirectly mentions the Pat Pack: "Isn't one mistake enough?"
September 26, 1999; Tuesday
7:40 - 9:05
Side 1
Beliefs that may be wrong
Reign of Terror and Linda
Pat fights Rick Sorrow (or vice/versa?)
Hemorrhoids ... I don't have them.
Side 2
Media Mom: Halloween
Pat: "I am Scoot"
Clem: Top 10 other things, besides eggs, that models are selling.
Hunter kills llama
William Shatner: "Mr. Tambourine Man"
September 30, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Swartz: year of the Beaver? Bever story mix-up.
Pat examines Overlake Medical ad: 64,000 couples chose to have THEIR baby at Overlake.
Caller wants the number of a meter maid.
News by Joey from Burien
Someone corrects Pat's grammar: "Queen's English." Talks over ad.
Tom Skerrit Walk for Hope
Media Mom intro
Side 2
Media Mom mentioned Nicole Hollander appearance.
The Stupid Report: Sex change operation, possessed fridge, farmer outfits his livestock with sneakers.
Lynn Dunn interview, Seattle Storm.
Burt Higgins: Good news, bad news; Spirit of Washington dinner train.
Bill's daughter's 11th birthday, sounds terrified
Adherents of diet guru die.
Dave left headpones on floor.
October 26, 1999
5:30 - 7:35
Side 1
Models sell their eggs
Pat wants to rule the world
Pat loves the beginning of traffic music
"Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms"
Can't fly midgets on kites.
Wisker-free sausage case
Pat worked at camper factory.
Pat Calls Linda Lisa (Two weeks before Lisa returns)
Side 2
The worst job you've ever had:
Surf Dude had to shovel sludge in army.
"While in Seattle, guests of the Pat Cashman Show spend the night in the King County Jail.
Greg: professional puke sniffer.
Don't encourage billboard viewing
Miss Murphy knows the word of the day. She's sitting on it.
No Sorrow (Rick).
October 27, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Board pulled down?
Harry from Lake City. Now in school, has deeper voice.
Most Wanted Music / Most Unwanted Music
Fixing problem with board
Side 2
More board issues
Fore-bodeing
"Pull down your pot"
Crack engineer likes pot
Financial report echo
Monster Mash
Surf Dude in storm
Fly Report
Monster Mash/Aud Lang Zine
Mother in Law flub
October 29, 1999; Friday
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Gary Hoffman live report on costumes
Bill's Keith Jackson
Bill Swartz dressed as Marv Alpert the previous Halloween--no one noticed
E-mail: PatC
Halloween Valentine video suggestions.
Review: "Bringing Out the Dead."
Marion: Words
Side 2
The Great Blair Witch Pumpkin Project
Frankenstine radio prank
Wilcox Farm ad
Fred Hopkins
November 1, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Newer format, less sports
Side 1
The Temperature
Upcomig bowling show.
Seattle Celebrity Cook Book (Fisher employees)
Pat likes spaghetti and meatballs, submitted a simple recipe, but the publishers ruinied the joke
Linda Thomas has a recipe, but she doesn't cook. "Krusty's" Mix.
Marion: election season.
Sausage: Mmm mmm mmmm!!
Purple and Gold report: "bruised buttocks."
Sean interview rerun.
Side 2
Crime Watch. "Cashman will just keep running."
Pierce Brosnon as James Bond.
"Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms" jokes.
Ivan Rutherford, Les Miserables.
Weather will be "nice."
KOMO Bowl #1
November 12, 1999
Part 1
Side 1
Lisa returns to the Pat Cashman Show
Lisa Foster Entertainment Report
Lisa's summer
Pat goes to restaurant, meets Spankybear
Bowling center owner
Food charity
Word of the day
Side 2
Russ Colcheck
"Little" breakfast
Belly Bowling
Jackie Schmackie
Who Wants To Marry a Multimillionaire
Missing Rick Sorrow
November 12, 1999
Part 2
Side 1
Eggo Joe
Stout Hearted Men, sung a cappella
Devo Dad
Jason Valentine: "The Insider"
Lisa in bar
Laser eye surgery
Side 2
Marion
Clem: Top 10 Things Lisa Should Do Now That She's Working Again
Exercise Equipment Center
I Don' Wanna Do Dat.
November 19, 1999
Friday
Side 1
Jason Vallentine: "World Is Not Enough"
Gary Hoffman's new baby
Marion
Laser eye surgeons
Side 2
Fred Hopkins: "Bob Girl Goes Calypso"
Parades, disc 1
November 24, 1999
(Provided and edited by Deadhead)
Part 1
1. Bottom of hour, Gary back
2. Traffic, Lisa not in same room. Sponsored by New York Times. "I knew it!"
3. Pat NOT moving to afternoon. Macy's balloons parade description
4. More parade basics, "tendrils." Hillary Clinton running for senate, or not? Money with Bob Farari
5. Traffic
6. Pudding.com. Parade start, lead by street sweeper. Kingdome float, Department of Transportation float, Ken Griffey float. Paul Schell and exotic animals. Parade not promoted, not even Jean Godden will mention it.
7. Paul Tosch band (scratchy).
8. Pat makes fun of KOMO-TV announcer. Word of the Day: haustellum. Randy at Sea-Tac: Port of Seattle Sea-Tac Parking Garage float. Conrad: Microsoft Computer float.
9. Guns.com. Seahawks float. Victoria's Secret. Apple float, behind horses. Clif in Renton, Starbucks float(s). Tosch doesn't see parade. KSTW float.
10. We're back? Poorly promoted. Miki cries. Precision rollerblading team. DejaVu float. Tosch still can't see parade, Microsoft float.
11. Y2k Preparedness float.
12. More Tosch, scratchy mic. Pat, Lisa and Bill make fun of Todd Johnson in chorus.
13. Gilda's Club auction, Glida audio clip. Interview. Joan in Enumclaw, marching Holsteins. Paul Tosch.
14. Washington State Ferry float. Word of the Day, upcoming event at the Aquarium. Miss Dudley, "It's Lovin' Time." Pat Pack float, KOMO Management float. Paul Tosch.
15. Glass Eyeballs.com. KVI float. Lincoln Towing Hanford Foot float. Ron Simms. Boeing Float, "Cut back on the cooking sheri." Paul Tosch: Kathy Goertzen motorcade.
16. Jason Valentine: Sleepy Hollow. Tim Burton movies of the 90s
17. Top of hour
18. Vitimins.com. Those Little Rubber Things You Put On Your Fingers To Make Turning Pages Easier.com Paul Tosch.
19. Exercise Equipment Center, with sound effects.
60 minute tape
Side 1
December 3, 1999
Million Dollar Morning, Tape 1
5:30 - 6:00
Tentative applause
Bob Ferrari
Side 2
February 2, 2000 (out of order, recorded here to fill out this tape)
6:15 - 6:45
More mole urine suggestions
Bob Robertson's Groundhog Day
Car "pooped out," but cleared itself.
Why do men's pants get higher when they get older?
Ignite moles
"Poop" Tosch
December 3, 1999
Million Dollar Morning, Tape 2
Side 1
Aquarium terms that sound like VD
Lisa won't dance at aquarium
Side 2
Trick pen
Miki call, on WTO, ion brush. She notices delay not turned on.
Clem: Top 10 Things He'll Do If He Doesn't Win
December 3, 1999
Million Dollar Morning, Tape 3
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Bill's Flipper impression
Bill the Cab Driver
Paul Duckworth & meter quarters
Jason & Toy Story 2 (gone)
Side 2
Now Jason
Colin Huchins is out of the running
Beany & Cecil theme
No Fred Hopkins
December 7, 1999
6:10 - 7:40
Side 1
"We now pause for this test." It's supposed to be Mini Riperton, but Pat muffs it
Tabloid contest
Joke: Take off your clothes
Scissors in nose, and other places
Pudding.com
Felix voice
Slipped on banana peel, laugh.
Side 2
Guy pity songs
Pat's lost love: Hortence
Deformed Eye Society
Pat on KCTS
Dave Irish: The Cashman
December 10, 1999
Friday
6:00 - 8:10
1. Top of hour
2. News: Toy Story game edited. Sports
3. "I Only Have Eyes For You." Sean Valley, auction winner guest. Barry White looks scary. Lisa's K&G goof-up, asks guest to help.
4. Talk of KOMO I.D., how it was created. Lisa not buying a Christmas tree this year because the dogs knock it over. Dogs and hydrants. Pat gets off the topic again. Sean reads ad. Lisa: "Don't editorialize."
5. Bottom of hour
6. News: El Nino. Sports. Sean ad flub: purchase an enema.
7. cNet.com ad. The real reason Lisa is not putting up a tree: Christmas decorations & Jack. Lisa's dogs and "magic stockings." Caller suggestions, and Sea Monkey reference.
8. More ornaments. Alter the ornaments: "Lisa loves Jack In the Box." Scab analogy. Greg suggestion: "Bust his balls." Traffic: "I'll tell you at 11." Smartshop.com flub.
9. Top of hour
10. News: artificial tree caught fire. Sports, Gary Hoffman: "It is now time for the Seahawks to continue their 'whizzing' ways."
11. More ornaments, purge everything Jack has touched. "That might be a problem."
12. Skank fragrance How far can Pat shove nose hair trimmer? Album of the century. Marion's suggestions for ornaments. Lisa can't find G. I. Joe ad copy.
13. K&G "milk" ties.
14. Bottom of hour
15. News: Beanie Babies to cease production. Sports. Lisa rush to mic
16. "Babbling Idiot" fragrance. Jason Valentine: Radio trees. Review: "The Green Mile"
17. Exercise Equipment Center, not hard on your "joints."
18. Clem: Top 10 Good Things About Working In Small Market Radio. Dramatic music.
19. Pat sings along with Weisfield ad
20. Pat sings along with Weisfield ad
21. Top of hour.
22. Traffic: Lisa says it's not raining. Paul Tosch disagrees.
December 10, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
(Partial overlap with tracks 8. to 22. above)
Side 1
Lisa rush to mic
"Babbling Idiot" fragrance
Jason Valentine: "The Green Mile"
Radio trees
Clem: Top 10 Good Things About Working In Small Market Radio.
Lisa says it's not raining anywhere. Paul Tosch disagrees.
Frank Sinatra, "Old MacDonald"
Side 2
Parody song, commercial Christmas
Doug's Limerick
Headline contest
Fred Hopkins, mid-life crisis. "Avenging Disco Godfather"
Lunch with Pat, he's worried that it's lame
December 13, 1999; Monday
6:06 - 7:30
Side 1
Kinko's flub
Skipping CD
Missing CD makes Lisa's butt want to suck a lemon.
Glass Doctor
Ready for football? Dropped on foot.
Lisa's sucked lemon was the first time on KOMO.
Won't get mad anymore.
Seahawks panic.
Todd talking over
Sensitive airport security--nose hair trimmer
Missed Christmas party
Side 2
Names, newspaper column
Rainiers to leave Tacoma?
Bob Rivers Chipmunk parody. Highlights slowed down so you can hear Pat's voice
Marion: getting mad
December 13, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Pat misses show on PBS, throws a tantrum
Mylt Bucker on KPLZ
Griffey trade news
Barbershop quartet: "You're very old."
Lisa misses toss to Tosch
Side 2
Rosie laugh during KOMO 4 ad.
Brad Beagleman celebrity cars
Lisa at the Nutcracker
Xenical
Fake headline
Pat's classmate Frieda says "fart."
December 14, 1999
Part 1, 6:00 - 7:53
Bedtime Bubba
1. Top of hour
2. Sports, "Taking it one game at a time."
3. "I'm speechless!" Tabloid Headline contest. Two headed woman wants to marry herself.
4. Eye Society. Man ran out of store screaming, "Look at me, world!!"
5. Ad for KOMO-TV morning show. Bill: their sports guy is not live. Andrew Lessman's Fat Control.
6. Wilcox Farms Egg Nog. Bottom of hour.
7. Sports. "Ohhhhhh!!" "Husky" Talk.
8. Traffic. Applause for Todd Johnson.
9. Big surprise coming up later. Pat didn't look at Patty's surprise. Patty is just the opposite. Bedtime Bubba is introduced. Lisa is creeped out by its Ross Perot voice. They put Bubba on mic. Randy at Sea-Tac calls about Lisa's Holiday Songs. Lisa: "Somebody shut the doll up!"
10. Above segment continued. Gary tries to read news headlines with Bubba.
11. Bubba over Dr. Laura moment.
12. Where to get Bubba. Big surprise later. Sneeze and orgasm joke.
13. Top of hour.
14. News: moon dust pen. Sports. Extra squeaky basketball game. Bulldogs song. Ferry ramp bushings is wore. More Bubba.
15. Patty Cashman Gold Bond ad. Big surprise coming up. Pat will burn the KOMO phone numbers into your skin. Bubba saying "Let's hit the sack" is the best come-on Lisa has heard. Call from Bob, requests Christmas music.
16. Big surprise coming up. Hidden Holiday Package contest explained. Pat's announcer voice. Victoria Clipper.
17. "Hey Jude-ith"
18. Bottom of hour.
19. Sports. Albertson's doughnuts, nauseating sound. Home of Pat Cashman. "Get out of my house!"
20. Honda Generator, with Bubba. Lifequotes, wet mouth. Andrew Lessman's All-Natural Fat Control. Heavy Metal Christmas. Joke, three guys waiting to get into heaven.
21. Primachord, "Time for The Time" Smartshop.com
December 14, 1999
Part 2, 7:52 - 9:00
The return of Billy and Nancy!
1. About to reveal surprise. Lisa wonders what's that smell. Surprise: Billy and Nancy! "Aunt Lisa." Lisa: "Don't lick me!" Pat: "You're talking to me?" Nancy's udders look bigger.
2. Pat sings to Lamont's ad.
3. Top of hour. Gary says "tripwire."
4. "The ugliest baby that ever lived." "Just hold them."
5. Sports.
6. More reaction to Billy and Nancy. Did Pat ask KOMO management? The first radio nativity scene?
7. Above segment continued. Pat wanted to name Billy Kinko. Gary loses his place. Illegal to sleep on the sidewalk in Auburn.
8. More reaction. They miss their Aunt Lisa. "Look at that on the floor!" Don't blame the animals. They made quite an impression at the KOMO Christmas party. Segue to Glass Doctor. Not in the phone book under proctologists.
9. Lynn Zigler, Media Mom: Maria Carrey, Seattle Century. Pat compares his show to NPR. Olive the Other Reindeer. Pat's favorite scene from "The Stand."
10. Bottom of hour.
11. News: No sleeping on Auburn sidewalks. Traffic near Purdy Correction Center, brings back memories for Lisa. Andrew Lessman Fat Control.
12. Animals don't belong in work place. Lisa never liked them, Pat humanizes them too much. Bill Swartz likes the Pat Pack, but Billy and Nancy are too much. "Like dropping trou." Miss Dudley call. "All the animals need are a little love!" "Stop licking me!"
13. Spike Jones "Laura." Bill the Cab Driver. Lisa doesn't bring her pets into the studio. "That tickles!" "Beardsley." Bedtime Bubba out of stock at E-Toys.
14. Judith and Bubba.
15. Top of hour, end.
January 17, 2002
Excerpts
16. Interview: Man gave CPR and mouth to mouth to dog. Pat introduces Billy and Nancy. Traffic. Nancy is not breathing. Pat has to give her mouth to mouth!
17. Reaction to Pat giving Nancy CPR. Pat has bad breath. "Don't breathe out." Transition to I. M. Healthy Soy Nut Butter. Better do ad later. Would Lisa give CPR to Molly and Missy? One of them snacks on poopies. CPR for cats? Stick whole head in mouth. Bronco call, gave CPR to his pet.
18. "Watch the fat melt away."
19. Pat watching his fat melt away. Soy nut butter ad, take two.
December 16, 1999
6:00 - 8:00
Stan Boreson
1. Top of hour
2. Sports: What to call new WNBA team? Lou Pinella: 12 Days of Christmas
3. Technical Screwup sounder. Why does it take Pat so long to take a shower? "How to shower like a woman." Pat bothered clerk at Buster Brown for free stuff.
4. "How to shower like a man." What order do you wash in? Hair on the soap bar. Carry wash cloth without hands.
5. Bottom of hour.
6. Sports
7. Stan Boreson song. Bedtime Bubba availability. Different Bubbas. Lisa remembers every obnoxious toy Pat brings in. Lisa is distracted by "Wanna hit the sack?"
8. Pat liked Chariots of Fire. Pat's haircuts: from Dad (buzz cut), recent haircut with a poof. Jean Warez too slow.
9. Top of hour.
10. Sports
11. FM Radio has harmful magnetic waves. Stan Boreson theme. Origins: how did he get on TV? Accordion music for traffic. Why he plays the accordion.
12. Hidden Holiday Package. Jackie from Juana, related to Stan? Stan's son Bif.
13. Albertson's.
14. Fisher Flag flap. Gary: "What did you call me?"
15. Sports
16. Stan and Paul Tosch sing "Ragnar the Flat Nosed Reindeer."
17. "A Beth in the family." "Yust Go Nuts at Christmas." Origins of Stan's theme, got it from Ruth Prinz's accompanist. Ruth Prinz update. Theme came from Italian song. Beth won dance contest. "Nice to hear..." "...That I'm still alive?" "Christmas in Seattle."
18. Vermont Teddy Bear.
19. Randy at Sea-Tac. Auntie M, likes "Christmas Goose." Stan plugs his son's piano business. What kind of accordion does Stan play? Lynn from Magnolia. "Winter Underwear."
20. Top of hour. Gary flub: "Hubbell Space Tele-cope."
December 16, 1999
8:10 - 9:00
1. Huskvarna, the official chain saw of the morning show. K&G "Milk" ties.
2. Sports.
3. Lisa traffic sponsor flub, "Erase, erase."
4. Eye Society.
5. Tabloid Headline Contest. Lisa made up bra story. "Armless Man Weds Legless Woman." Weird winter, leaves still on trees.
6. Bottom of hour
7. News: dummy bomb dropped on golf course.
8. Traffic: tough road to haul. Latka over Todd Johnson. Stan Boreson recap. Portland kid show hosts (Heck Harper, Rusty Nails). J. D. call, Stan at Seattle Worlds Fair. Mylt Buckner box set. GTE, not GTO.
9. Pat about to read live spot, but decides to do something else.
10. "Every commercial is a dot.com commercial!" Smartshop.com, want to be separate from the rest. Guns.com. Forest Service comment cards.
11. Boxcar Bedding.
12. Top of hour.
December 17, 1999; Friday
Lisa's scratched cornea
6:00 - 7:30
Side 1
Fisher flag flapping.
Lisa's scratched cornea: will she wear an eye patch?
How to sing the blues; Billy and Nancy.
Lisa calls in, still in emergency room
Laser eye surgery ad
News: sing for judge to reduce your ticket.
Bill's impression of Lisa
Dr. Nurse, wheelchair. Salsa recipe
Side 2
Clem's music selections
George Washington's death, inaugural address bit.
Bobs Christmas Song.
News: terrorism should be taken seriously.
Lisa in studio; not wearing makeup, Pat doesn't notice the difference
Lisa not supposed to use eye or read.
Origins of "that's my opinion, I'm Bryan Johnson."
Colin: spiders in sleep
Bob River's Pokemon demo.
December 17, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Lisa got lost in station.
Holiday prize drawing (Fremont Troll)
Harry in Lake City, Pokemon has hundreds of characters, but most people know only four. That's like one eighth of a Stooge.
"Stop the Cavalry" (Corey Band)
Pat has been working out.
Bed-Time Bubba (Vermont Teddy Bear)
Side 2
Jason not in Spokane
Top 10 movies of the 1990s
Squirrels concert coming up.
Everyone thinks Lisa is winking at them.
Dramatic recreation of Lisa waking up.
Everyone needs to carry around their own situational music
Tabloid headline contest.
Sniffing gym equipment
Transition to... Exercise Equipment Comany.
Lisa can't use her eyes, has a hot date tonight
Becky call, remembers Thema Broadbottom rum cake.
December 20, 1999; Monday
6:00 - 7:30
Side 1
Poor hotel in San Diego
Stupid Report: Man eats giant "cow pie." Woman has giant hair ball in stomach
New Year's poll, Osma bin Laden mention
y2k bug
"Tyee" Your Kangaroo Down.
Billy & Nancy
Weekend people steal CDs
Early recording, "Love Train."
Miki, has bone to pick with Pat
Things you should do for y2k
Side 2
Jonathan & Darlene
Reign of terror
Marion: dentist
December 20, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Fewer cars, not less
Louisiana Purchase
Nine worst things to hear while unwrapping Christmas gifts
Higher boarder security
Ramtha
Is a person a hero for doing their job?
Side 2
More hero discussion.
Heavy Metal Christmas
SPIFF calls in reaction to Johnathan and Darline. Pat plays Rod Danz for the first time.
Billy speaks during Depends ad.
Laser Eye Surgery, Pat can't see where he put the ad copy.
Nose hair trimmer.
Talk about current movies, Bicentennial Man.
AT&T, no "Roman" charges.
Billy speaks over top of hour.
December 22, 1999; Wednesday
6:00 - 7:30
Side 1
"Here's what you missed last hour on the Cashman Show."
Radio DJ tries to buy the real items from the 12 Days of Christmas
Pat's brother Dan adopts his wife's girl.
Pat pours large cups of coffee.
Long, "notorious" holiday letters
Rosie laughs over Miss Siagon ad, and for Vermont Teddy Bear read.
Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms jokes.
Gary: "Port Sound officials."
Stop the Cavalry
Side 2
Hot Jobs.com not a porn site.
Jean Adams not there.
Tennessee Tuxedo
The Chipmunks Song, and Pat's parody
Der der der, waiting for that raise.
"Cross trainer"
Christmas rap songs.
December 22, 1999
7:30 - 8:15
Side 1
Hank Snow died. Rex Allen Jr. Died.
More Rex Allen Jr.
Paul Tosch not there, still "Seattle's Best Traffic?"
Paul was "taking care of business." He needs an external catheter.
Side 2
blank (bonehead mistake)
December 23, 1999; Thursday
6:00 - 7:30
Side 1
Butt crack, not Nutcracker
Mylt Buckner song titles "She Was Only a Farmer's Daughter, But All the Horse Men Knew Her."
Laser eye surgery
Side 2
Most kissable celebrities
Nose hair trimmer
Sports
December 23, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Hawk catches chihuahua
Deck the Halls with Lou Pinella
Santa Clause/Surf Dude
Jason: Hannibal news. "Man in the Moon"
Clem: Top 10 Y2k Preparations
Side 2
Internet Christmas shopping
Enthusiastic Pat and Lisa reaction to Rick Sorrow
Chihuahua vs hawk rematch
Panasonic
Traffic music dramatic flourish
Pat is such a white guy.
Fred Hopkins: celebrity autographs
Review: "Suburban Roulette"
December 24, 1999; Friday
6:00 - 7:30
Christmas pre-record
Side 1
The Cow Town Chorus: "Deck the Stalls With Oats & Barley"
Christmas jokes.
Dealing with relatives; drunk uncle.
Side 2
A lot of things happened to Pat and Lisa in 1999.
Stop the Cavalry
December 24, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Stan Freeberg, Night Before Christmas
Pat said "Is that all there is?" after opening presents.
Bill: Origin of lump of coal. Lisa's dad gave her nothing.
Clem provided music to show: Hoodoo Gurus. Whole song played
Mike Murphy dressed up for Christmas; look where he put the mistletoe.
Lisa: barfy dogs.
Edith Head: Pat's wife has good news and bad news.
Side 2
Altar boy Pat got high on incense
CD won't cue
Angela says "KVI traffic."
More Lisa's barfy dogs, solutions
Bill got trombone for Christmas
Stan Boreson song.
December 29, 1999; Wednesday
6:00 - 7:30
Live from San Diego
Side 1
Pat didn't recognize Angela Kirby
Lisa at Tailgates
Lisa: "Why play at San Diego?"
Morning show staying at the Komotell (Bill augments with Fisher chime on each mention)
Pat recreated Marilyn Monroe pose.
Gary Hoffman not in San Diego, Pat and others rub it in
News: woman stuck in tub.
Recycling Wildcats song.
Side 2
Does it take 3000 cows to make footballs?
Jody Foster, Hannibal sequel
Emergency procedures
Ernie Brown to return to KOMO
Weekend hosts are messy
Art Bell
Clem: Top 10 real reasons Mayor Schell canceled New Years Eve
December 29, 1999
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
News: Tipper Gore plays drums.
Nude statue in lobby: shrinkage problem.
Dumb robbers in San Francisco.
Husky band to play at Tailgate?
Lisa at Tailgate, she doesn't know anything about football. She recalls being sent to the Kingdome early morning for the 1995 playoffs when no one was there.
News: Y2k run on toilet paper.
Kansas State fans.
Chuck Nelson
Side 2
Lisa laundry question
Bill wrote and sang Tuiasasopo parody song.
More show to do? We "shot our wad."
Clayton Moore died, former Lone Ranger.
Cod Piece World sponsor, transition to seafood resturant ad.
Mayor Schell to be in San Diego for New Years.
Husky underdogs.
Holiday Bowl song decidedly lame.
January 6, 2000; Thursday
6:00 - 7:30
Pat has cold, strange voice
Side 1
Red Simpson, guys named Red
Pat, Lisa and Bill going to Nashville.
Red Sovine, "The Old Pine Tree."
Puyallup Home and Garden Show, recorded ad with Pat
Eagle Hardware Husky ad plays Wisconsin fight song.
Wisconsin's song was Bend High School's song, Pat sings along.
High school mascot: Bend Lava Bears.
News: woman sues Universal over scary ride.
Sports: "Ear-regardless"
Traffic: "Welcome back, Paul." Paul sounds like Bugs Bunny.
Gold Bond ad parody, "I don't need it!"
The Old Pine Tree scholarly discussion continued
Side 2
Weather rant, "If you were Todd Johnson..."
"I am Bryan Johnson"
The Old Pine Tree discussion continued, Bill's scholarly voice.
"Got To Have All Your Lovin'"
Roger from Bremerton
Pat's flu, squirting Lysol down your throat. Product disclaimers. Lysol cuts down on the farm smell. Less red tape in Mexico. Universal Theme Park suit.
Crushed spider
Pat's Latin accent.
January 6, 2000
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
"It's not"
From 1943 Transportation Magazine: How to manage women
Paul Tosch blub.
Tabloid contest flub: "A mysterious KOMO, er, coma."
Side 2
Puyallup Home & Garden Show ad
Rock interview tomorrow
Telemarketers
Rod Danz
January 14, 2000
5:30 - 7:30
Side 1
Today Show
Andy Rooney Interview
Pat is the CEO of Microsoft?
Mary K. movie, USA Network
Traffic argument
Favorite bands
Nose hair trimmer
Side 2
Pat to Lisa: "Don't talk to my wife!"
Hair in new places
Mary Schnider
Food from Ernie Brown
Pat's new impersonation
Lisa uses nose hair trimmer
Baa Baa Black Sheep banned
Other nursery rhymes
January 14, 2000
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Paul says his pilot I. D. over KOMO: "Metro 1. Thanks."
More nursery rhymes, "This Little Piggy"
Chris sounds like Rick Miller caller
Jason "Magnolia" review.
"Boink"
Pat's headphones tangled
Snow White
Side 2
Little Boy Blue in Eye Society ad
Marion traffic
Mila Vacuum
"Dick" news
Albertsons ad-lib
"It's In the Book"
Fred Hopkins, Dean Martin
January 17, 2000
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Paul Duckworth says in a newspaper article that Pat makes body noises
Happy Birthday Barry Devine
Birthday Game coming up
"Cabaret" Bill distracted by audience member picking his nose.
Bill: does report with bad acoustics
Tabloid contest #1: Bob
Side 2
Gary Hoffman does a money report with no shirt
Cable goes out, Pat misses the Sopranos
Colin loses the tabloid contest again.
Lisa unprepared
January 18, 2000; Tuesday
7:00 - 8:30
Side 1
Pat shaves his ice
Pat wanted to be a saint.
Amazing Siding live ad, starts out as intentionally funny, becomes unintentionally funny
Wally, nose hair trimmer duet with Pat
Lisa taxed, with sound effects
Weather temperatures different
Side 2
St. Lucy/Count Fabula sitcom
Valley talk traffic
"Why are you pointing at me?"
Music montage, and Clem's short comment.
Scalp itch over KOMO 1000 I.D.
January 19, 2000
6:00 - 7:30
(Part 1 of 1)
Drew's Famous Party Music.
1. News: Boxers or briefs? Sports: Go Seahawks/Go Cowboys. Pat's reaction to weather report. Laura is on "special assignment," to Starbucks. Background of Lisa's encounter with Drew's music. Errant music plays over the air. Cover doesn't say "original artists." They do list songwriters. Bill looks at Drew's Internet picture, Drew in overcoat.
2. It's too good to be true. It's important to Lisa that they be original artists. Drew's fan club. Pat reads Drew's ad come-on. Lisa bought lots of 1970s music as a kid. Randy call, bought K-Tel cut music.
3. Lisa reads "Away I.R.S." ad. Lisa hacked off by taxes too.
4. Bottom of hour
5. News, more errant music. Sports. Coming up: one-on-one with Drew.
6. Martha Norwalk, Woody Woodpecker.
7. "Secret Garden," not Bruce Springstine. Compare to original. Drew introduction. Traffic. Drew interview. "Cherry picking" the best songs. "Everybody knows what Drew's music is all about.
8. Lisa's reaction.
9. Judith's famous money report
10. Clearvision Laser Eye Surgery
11. Top of hour
12. News: Telemarketers, Who Wants to be a Millionaire. Sports: Lou Pinella like Cabaret. Tearjerker songs, Patches. More Drew reaction, "Cherry picker." Webster's Party Dictionary. Roger in Bremerton, Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson. Roger wants to talk to Pat off the air.
13. More talk with Roger.
14. Talk over commercials. Pat: "You could win a million dollars." Bill: "You're not just Drewing us?" Birthday game, coming out of KVI's budget. "If it sounds too good to be true, it must be Drew."
15. More "Patches."
16. Bottom of hour
17. News: chicken farm flies. Sports: Bob Knight.
January 20, 2000
6:00 - 7:30
Side 1
Heady Lamar
The famous game show: "Who Said It:" Buzz
Side 2
Pat is afraid of yogurt
Guess the tabloid headline, win a Drew CD.
CD cellophane & cases
January 21, 2000
6:35 - 9:00 (ads edited out)
Side 1
Ken Boynton & Tom McGurk: "Levi Song"
Crime Watch
Gandi Joke
Side 2
Jason Valentine: "The Hurricane" Preview trailers spoil the movie, long movies keep Jason from using the restroom. Paul Tosch uses a Zip-Lock bag.
Marion: rain
Mylt Buckner
Surf Dude does Eggo Joe voice
Lisa cackle e-mail complaint
Fred Hopkins: Godzilla 1985
January 28, 2000; Friday
7:20 - 9:00
Side 1
Morning Show Choir in live Toyota commercial
Birthday Game
Patty Cashman for Gold Bond
Stout Hearted Men
Will a tooth dissolve in Coke, or will other office workers drink it first?
Jason Valentine: James Bond, "Angela's Ashes." More Spokane rumors.
Eye Society ad, with the real Gela?
Side 2
Marion
Campfire boys?
Jingle contest
Vacuum Cleaner ad
Short Clem comment before Fred Hopkins, "The Monolith Monster."
90 Minute Tape
Side 1
February 2, 2000; Wednesday
8:15 - 9:00
Catabolic Diet
Comment line
Crackerwagon: New Hampshire
Groundhogs hibernate
How much wood would a wood chuck chuck?
Tongue twisters, "Slit a sheet."
Crackerwagon: "Can you hear me?"
Pig spleen update
"Fill this bag with meat!"
Side 2
February 18, 2000; Thursday
Poor audio quality
Restroom discussion: men don't talk in restroom
Pat got Michael Medved's pants wet
Men fascinated by bodily noises
Men's private sexual part exposed
Marion
Sword fighting
120 minute tape
Side 1
February 4, 2000; Friday
7:12 - 8:24
7:12 Clem Phlergm: Top 10 Other Uses for a Pig Spleen
Ariana Huffington interview fell through
Fanny song
7:48 Jason talks about the origin of his "Oh Yeah!!" signature. Jason vents as "Primal Scream" feature. Review: "Eye of the Beholder."
7:54 EEC ad (maple bar)
8:11 Once-a-Day, Vulcan Class, Low Sodium, Clorospar, Flouravlven, Galvaphase 2000
Side 2
February 4, 2000
8:24 - 9:00
8:45 Fred Hopkins "The Tear-er"
Rosie laugh over US West ad
Side 2 continued
February 18, 2000
6:10 - 6:30
Al Franken interview; "Why Not Me?" out on paperback
Icy day today, definitely wear pants.
Identify This Jingle.
100 Minute tape
Side 1
February 10, 2000
8:10 - 9:00
Unseasonably warm weather.
Tooth in the Coke update.
Linda McCune interview
KOMO Birthday Game
Aftermath of Rod Danz in studio, Rod Danz hate mail.
Name that jingle: "Stronger than dirt."
Barry DeVine rant.
Valentines Day
Side 2
February 14, 2000; Monday
8:10 - 9:00
"We will rejoin our commercials after this brief program segment"
Miss Dudley Valentine's Day greeting for Six
Crime Watch
Cod Piece World
Pat's plane trip
Clem: Top 10 Bad Ideas for Valentines Day
100 Minute tape
Side 1
February 11, 2000
8:10 - 9:00
Clem: Ken Griffey Jr. observations, and "makes you limp" joke that Lisa doesn't get.
Bo Derek story
"Hootenanny From Hell"
Fred Hopkins: "King of the Zombies"
Side 2
February 18, 2000
8:10 - 9:00
Lisa Foster Entertainment Report
Miss Miller
Rod Danz
Marion: "Let it go, and breed."
Pudding.com
Fred Hopkins. Vincent Price in "Shock."
February 21, 2000
President's Day Parade
Part 1, 6:00 - 7:30
6. Top of hour
7. News: handwritten Bible. Sports. Stout Hearted Men. "Stick together (eww!)" Parade start. Tony Ventralla. Parade correspondent Chris Nearsight (guess who?) Public Access float. Mayor Schell. Bill the cab driver. Errant sound. Deja Vu.
8. Toyota of Seattle, live read.
9. Rod Danz. Brian from North Alberta. Les Schwab. Mike in West Seattle, Bu-- float, "No Pat, no ratings." Hector in Tacoma.
10. Bottom of hour.
11. Sports: Ken Griffey in Florida. Tootise Plunkette: Sade fan club.
12. Lisa laser eye surgery. Washington State Ferry float. Ross at airport. Chris: Planet Hollywood, Christopher Walken. Pat hates news teases. Ikea float.
13. Larry Nelson. Farmer Kevin. Fax: is the parade for real?
14. Paul Tosch: precision mowing team. Dancing Ivars clams?
15. Top of hour
16. News: Potato Day. Lou Pinella: post-Griffey. Seattle Police dance team. Ken Griffey balloon. KVI float. Chris: WSU. Rupert Mitchell float. Ballard Dodge Dart, hand band. Toilets. Dustin shower parade. Sunny Kobe Cook. Bill Clinton. Parking meters are "free."
17. Allen's Furniture ad (augmented)
18. Birthday Game. Monday's Coaches Show.
Parade Disc 3
President's Day 2000
Part 2, 7:30 - 9:00
1. Bottom of hour.
2. Sports
3. Closed today... Waterfront Trolley. Frat float. Chris: Sanikans. Tom Shane. Vice President's floats. Whidbey Island call, sea gulls. Chris: burned and melted float? Mattress float. Sound Ford announcer.
4. More Griffey balloon. Gary sees parade, Gary Locke balloon.
5. Top of hour
6. Pat's impression. Sports
7. Billy and Nancy in parade. Marion: elephant poop. Schell float again. James Brown. Katie Evens, Lighten-Up.
8. Ryan Larson, Seattle Exotic Meats, contest. Russ Farsight in Sumner.
9. Bottom of hour, "eye popping" parade.
10. News: Ralph Nader joins presidential race.
11. Y2k float. Ivar's. PAWS. Helga from Balard. Sound Ford announcer with Christopher Walken. Disneyland float. Cable TV float. Boeing strike float? Exotic Meats parade.
12. Lisa and Clear Vision, staring at a bush. Latka: Gettysburg Address. Tom Shane. Parade review, end.
13. Traffic, money.
14. Top of hour, end.
February 23, 2000
Six Month Anniversary
6:00 - 7:53
1. Top of hour
2. News: Darva Conger. Sports. "The Front Place Boys." Crowd gathering outside, for parade? Today's Hate Mail: Tina. A crowd of four people. Paul Tosch bad mic. Reign of Terror.
3. Toyota of Seattle live read.
4. Person lying on the sidewalk. Shmoo calling from Las Vegas. Did somebody say McDonald's? Gary Money report: "Geezo." Rod Danz.
5. Bottom of hour. News: People on the street. Kingdome test blast.
6. News: Darva Conger. Sports: Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.
7. Pat to go down on street. Pat on street with Oly Rick's kid, Oly Rick and Trisha. Sea Monkey and Trisha. Pozi. Oly Rick drives too slow.
8. William Shatner. Did somebody say McDonads (again)?
9. Top of hour: Dome test blast live report (with added sound effects).
10. Sports. The Front Place Boys sing "Don't Go Breaking My Swartz." Question from Barbara: why is there always one shoe in the road? Kingdome implosion slogans, KOMO's "The Last Blast" is dumb. Gary: Premature Evacuation.
11. Million Dollar Birthday Game, Pat and Lisa want a big winner. Money news with Rod Danz.
12. Bottom of hour
13. Sports: A-Rod is rusty.
14. Lisa's microphone turned on late. She is using rhyming dictionary.
15. Crackerwagon. More on rhyming dictionary. More slogans.
February 23, 2000
7:54 - 9:00
1. Cross trainer EEC live read. Money report, Rod Danz.
2. Top of hour
3. Traffic. Weather: "Spotty showers." Sports.
4. Reintroduce Kingdome topic. Condos nearby will only move an inch. Auntie M from University Place has a suggestion. Amazing Siding.
5. More suggestions.
6. Bottom of hour, "Aw nuts!!"
7. News: Darva Conger. Resturant serves leftover used food. Slogan from Beverly.
8. More slogans. Kingdogs and rats. Pat hates "the wave." Hobya in Rochester. Farmer Kevin. John call. "Turn your radio up!"
9. Nate Jones calls. Fox to stop all reality shows (yeah, right!) Survivor and Big Brother on the horizon. Clem comes up with some Demolition suggestions. He didn't say they were good ones.
10. Gary flub: "Capitol Pill."
11. Top of hour, Dan Lewis' hair.
100 minute tape
Side 1
February 25, 2000; Friday
8:10 - 9:00
Danz to be at Oscar Party
Miss Dudley reaction to announcement of Rod Danz at Oscars, Valentine's gift exchange.
Don King advice
Fred Hopkins: "Tarzan & She Devil" (1954)
Hopkins' grandfather was a boxer
Side 2
March 1, 2000
8:06 - 9:00
Richard Peterson on Stone Temple Pilots album
Nancy's Toe & Jackie Schmackie: How come kids aren't allowed at Oscar party?
Spleen forecast next week, they left it in KOMO kitchen
New listener (defective listener)
KPLZ personalities appear at casinos, Pat appears at RV show.
Kingdome dark
Demolition, injured coccyx
U. S. West On the Go
Jingle contest
90 minute tape
Side 1
February 12, 2000; Saturday
Pat Cashman interviewed on Talk to Tara
Side 2
February 28, 2000
8:10 - 8:55
Who Wants to be a Millionare is hot, is used to prop up other shows.
Leap year babies
News: Marajuana rectal suppository.
Miki from Denny Regrade
Fox cancels all reality shows forever (yeah, right!)
Mystery Meat Monday, pig spleen update
March 7, 2000; Wednesday
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
Des Moines
"Sheriff of pronunciation"
A murder of crows
Dr. Crunbellows and calf (us) crows
Side 2
Jackie Schmackie's bid.
Words pat can't say
Tootsie wins contest
100 minute tape
Side 1
March 23, 2000
8:07 - 9:00
Tosch: "Loose dog." Pat thinks he's talking about the dog's personal habits
Marion: Piccaso and attitude vs. talent.
Lisa books a home decorator for men. If it's slim pickings for guests, why not book no one at all?
Elderly drivers
8:40 Men's home decorator interview. Pat: "Don't book any more home decorators. It's too visual. It doesn't work on radio." Lisa has to make a phone call.
Shawn & Dawn birthday
No Burt Higgins
Side 2
March 24, 2000
8:07 - 9:00
Bob's Big-Ass Dockers
Kingdome memories
Crackerwagon, wrong report, Kingdome metaphor
Kingdome song
Best of Hate Mail
New mail: Lisa's behavior
Crackerwagon: terrorists might prevent the Kingdome implosion
Fred Hopkins, employment lawyer
Review: Wrestling Racket Girls (1953)
March 28, 2000; Tuesday
7:30 - 9:00; The Final Word
Side 1
Have You Ever Stubbed Your Toe?
The Final Word: Miss Dudley
Cackling Lisa doll. Billy and Lisa
Rocket In My Pocket, and other songs from the "Rocket" CD
"Little Space Girl," "I've got two of everything."
Harry in Lake City, Final Word, take one
Harry in Lake City, Final Word take two
Swartz sponsored by Gooey Cheese
Crime Watch
Side 2
Media Mom
Nose hair trimmer
Oyster Slurp-off, Penny LeGate can pack it in.
"Rollin' In My Sweet Baby's Arms" jokes, Pat blows both of them.
J. P. Morgan comment between ads.
Pat tries to explain the preceeding jokes.
No Sorrow.
March 31, 2000
7:30 - 9:00
Sub-par audio quality
Side 1
Clem at the Northwest Women's show
Mathew's mom (Eggo's wife)
Jason: "Romeo Must Die"
Smell That? Garbage strike.
Side 2
Sutter from Redmond
Red Sovine: "Teddy Bear"
8:40 Fred Hopkins and Pat talk about Black Friday.
Review: "Teenagers Battle The Thing"
May 4, 2000; Thursday
8:08 - 8:55
Rosie Grenadine, "Lullabye of Broadway."
Models needed!
Differences between men and women
Burt Higgins
June 2, 2000; Friday
8:08 - 8:55
Rod Danz hate mail
Listening to Rod Danz for the first time is like...
Pat's prom story (column)
Fred Hopkins "Voodoo Man" (1944)
Bella Lagosie
May 26, 2000
Lisa Foster co-hosts Ernie Brown's "The Know-It-Alls"
Hours 1 & 2
Archived to CD
1. Ernie somehow couldn't write questions until power came back on. Ernie: "What are you going to do about it, fire me!?" First question is read, Lisa tries to figure out the rules
2. Lisa spoils Titanic question. Lipo/LiFo.
3. Lisa and George Clooney. "Good morning." Changing rules, question 18 is boring.
4. Name of the day: Sally Jones is not a real name. People talking in movies. Sally Jones calls up, it's Sally In Your Alley, mentions Pat Pack. Lisa horrible dress. Lisa eating Lorna Dunes in her car on the way home.
5. What prizes are left? Starred questions. Median age, not middle age.
6. Prize dump mode. "Speaking of crap." "Perfect" Storm. Foster and Brown used to be a country act. Another starred question: what color did the white house used to be? Call from Pat Pack from Excallibur: Jerrod. Nurse and dropped kidney.
Side 1
June 6, 2000; Tuesday
8:08 - 8:55
Pat and Lisa weren't good at the yo-yo.
Can a baby be born twice, have two birthdays?
If Pat were in a duel, he would lose.
Pets.com sock puppet giveaway: name the pet in the song
News: shooting pigs for medical practice.
Show to be at the aquarium tomorrow.
We are "love sponges"
Cover your car with ads for pay.
Pat's mom's car.
What would you not advertise?
Don't be KOMO-phobic
Toenail guy filled too many jars
Advertising on t-shirts
Pat is a t-shirt junkie.
Side 2
June 12, 2000; Monday
8:08 - 8:55
Crackerwagon goose poop
Surf Dude, echo.
Joke: speck on the horizon
Crackerwagon and Gary Hoffman
Mexican cow skull story
"This show is nothing but commercials interrupted by a little bit of show!!"
No traffic report
June 7, 2000; Wednesday
At Seattle Aquarium
5:30 - 7:00
Side 1
Drawing for naming the new baby otter, win Dianna Ross and the Supremes concert. (This was the big prize hyped up throughout the show. Several weeks later, the concert was canceled.)
Charlie's mic isn't on
Tom Jones underwear story
Gary Hoffman not here. Crowd goes "Awwww..."
Vermont Teddy Bear
First broadcast for Charlie Con Carne, talk about octopus
Crowd wants food.
Swartz as Latka: name the otter.
Todd Johnson fan club.
Charlie not new to broadcasting.
Letterman: oldest man.
C. J. Cassen, biologist.
Does baby otter wake up "crabby?"
Pat's daughter woke up peaceful when young, got more cranky as she got older.
Side 2
Mylt Buckner sea songs.
Clem's hand is in tank
Swartz as Marv Alpert
Stout Hearted Men
Otter names
Crowd sings happy birthday.
Harry in Lake City
"Give it up for Judith Cochrine!"
Laser eye surgery.
June 26, 2000; Monday
8:08 - 8:55
200 degree weather
Crime Watch
Bill the cab driver: "Summer-like" weather?
Witchy Woman's birthday
Brad Beagleman four new renton dealerships
Interview with EMP electrician
"How to survive a horror movie."
Witchy Woman wins phrase of the day
Horror movie cliches
June 27, 2000; Tuesday
7:30 - 8:15
Late movies due at "midnight."
Caller calls Bill "Steve."
Pat's golf ball injury: did a pratfall with a golf ball in his pocket
Atlanta Brave's outrageous decision: announcers barred for pointing out that batter's box is too small.
June 30, 2000; Friday
7:30 - 9:00
(filed with November 7, 2001 disc)
1. Bottom of hour
2. News: Chicken Run approprated for vegetarianism. Sports: new "grass" at Husky Stadium
3. Traffic. "Any more commercials?" Jason Valentine review: "The Patriot" (or "Pat-Riot"). How does Jason see movies early? Jason still trying to get a quote in a movie ad.
4. Coming up: Vallentine's Performing Pigs (no relation to Jason.)
5. Top of hour
6. Paul Tosch cuts out. Sports.
7. Valentine Performing Pigs. Performer's names.
8. More performing pigs, they do weddings. Owners never eat pork. Paul Duckworth attacked by a pig. Billy and Nancy. Sound effects over money.
9. Bottom of hour.
10. News: nudist convention.
11. Underactive Bladder. Miss Dudley, reaction to Red Sovine. Fred Hopkins going to Las Vegas.
12. Fred Hopkins review: "I Married a Monster From Outer Space" (1958). Fred mentions Arthur's drive-in site.
13. Traffic, money.
14. Top of hour, end.
Parade Disc 4
July 4, 2000
Part 1
1. Birthdays. Parade starts at six, no one in street. KOMO radio promo on morning TV? They expect radio to promote KOMO morning TV? Traffic (Yeehaa!!)
2. July 4 history. Expensive parade. Pat distracted by something on TV.
3. Top of hour: "If not us, who?"
4. "Born In the USA." Letterman: Signs your Greyhound bus driver needs a break.
5. Community events. Parade start. Patty Murray Middle School. Deet and meat-free floats. Lan Archer's brother: Microsoft.
6. Ed: A&W Root Beer float. Bill the cab driver, all-goat glee club. Canada geese. Wooden Indian? Washington State Liquor Board float. Soy float. Windows 2000 float.
7. Bottom of hour.
8. Sports: Bob Robertson.
9. Parade won't go on I-5 this year. Nobody on street, poor promotion. Listener drove in from Tacoma, sees Bend High School Lava Bears. Synchronized drill team: KO-Music Experience team. Ye Olde Curiosity Shoppe mummy? Dr. Laura on KOMO float
10. Dr. Laura continued. Port of Seattle float. Miki, vandal and felon float. If they have the 4th of Jul-Ivars, why can't they have the AT&Tea Party? Microsoft float. Dan Lewis hair products. Maccaw float. Lincoln Toe Truck. Wayne Cody. Spirit of Washington float. Disney float. Brock Adams Elementary, "all hands."
11. Circ Du Sole. IHOP float.
12. Top of hour
13. Sports, fishing. "It's Tuesday, but they're running on a Sunday schedule." Not many people watching parade.
14. Big Al, Wonderbar. Lisa flubs Stanley Steamer name. Seattle Mime Club.
15. Stout Hearted Men.
16. Pat checks the Pat Pack, Hobya, Grand Marshall question. George Washington and Martha. Salmon Commission float. Rod Danz.
Parade Disc 5
July 4, 2000
Part 2
1. Bottom of hour.
2. Sports, Mariners float. Weenie float. James Brown.
3. "You're a Grand Old Flag." Listeners not seeing parade. Joan: dancing heifers. Larry Nelson. What happened to Declaration of Independence signers. Johnny Cash song. George Bush electrical problem. Elian Gonzalez. Dirty windows. John Carlson. Is the parade a hoax? It's a flop. Strawberry Festival float with slug. Miki again, ACLU and criminals.
4. Alice from Eastside: don't stop parade! She sees bags of money. Parade still a flop. Paul in Wallingford.
5. Top of hour. News: Paul Schell on KOMO Parade.
6. Sports: Mike Studley sound clip. Latka, "Let Freedom Ring" float. More on dirty windows. Rod in Lynnwood. Chris in University Place, clowns. Eggo Joe. Camille from east side, Mike Segle float.
7. Martha Norwalk, Woody Woodpecker.
8. Fred Russell washes the KOMO windows. Parade review. Lolly, potluck breakfast, lawn mower drill team. Bill does chain saw effect. Britney Spears on TV. More on windows. Corey in Magnolia, Billy the goat on skateboard. "Carnation indivisible." Hooters float. Events and Adventures. There are no "Der, der, ders" at Events and Adventures. What does that make Lisa? Bottom of hour, broadcast in stereo.
9. News: July 4 in Kosovo. Paul Schell on KOMO Parade.
10. IHOP ad read, Pat and Bill react. More on Fred Russell window washing. Ted on Orcas Island, Ed Wynn? Carroll in Shoreline, pet parade. Monroe Demolition Derby. Fred Russell in reflection, apparently done. Glenn in Federal Way: Norman Nostril and his Nine Nasty Nose Diggers. More on Fred Russell quitting. Lotto ad read, but jackpot figures are missing. Lisa makes some numbers up. Nellie, musical armpit guys.
11. Parade winding down. Eagles carrying flag. Caller Paul sees Jim Foreman float. Paul Schell on phone, cancels parade.
12. Caller was impostor: Gary Hoffman. Pat calls Gary to task.
13. Top of hour. News: the real Paul Schell.
July 6, 2000
Pat Cashman Afternoon Show
Hours 2 & 3
1. Asteroid X Cell Phone, Intros, WSU Riots, Survivor ad
2. Northlake Pizza spot
3. Traffic, disco, callers, spitting
4. Darrell's Cheap Car, Clem: Things Guys Would Never Say, Q&A, "I Am Woman" singalong, Clem & Paul Tosch
5. Clem's Girlfriends (interrupted)
6. Cats vs. Dogs, Love/drugs, Butt-face joke
7. Clem married? Surf Dude, Dog ball joke
8. Einstein joke, Clem's impostor (Prince of Kent), Clem in Korea? The "G" is silent. Quizno's Sub spot (a new advertiser!) Chevron Food Court. Read instructions? "Potentially and realistically" joke. Is your boyfriend a secret millionaire? Traffic and disclaimer.
9. Grown In Washington Chicken
July 7, 2000
Lisa Foster afternoon show, with Michelle Traxle, Patty Cashman and Marilee Thompkins
Archived to CD
Hour 1 provided by Big Al
Disc 1: Hour 1 to 2 1/2
1. Intros. What to talk about? Pat works with Lisa, is "Whooped." Patty comment on Pat's underwear. Pat Cashman Survivor ad.
2. Traffic. No chocolate. Pat's underwear part 2: Katie calls. Unconventional sex symbols, Lisa loves Ed Harris. Lisa's dream: Walter Matthau was Lisa's personal "slave."
3. Dirt on John Curley? Call from "John from KING-5," trying to set Michelle up on a date. Jay call: what type of person does Patti like.
4. (Above segment continued.) Paul Tosch doesn't yell.
5. Milk Carton Derby. Article in Glamour Magazine: women plucking eyebrows. Men shaving is sexy. Eyelash curler.
6. More women hair maintenance.
July 7, 2000
Lisa Foster afternoon show
Disc 2: Hour 2 1/2 to 3
1. Shave Art Saunders? Bikini wax Pat? Nose pull maneuver. Diane to talk about something gross: male nurse and feminine hygiene. Kevin the producer.
2. Lisa's hair color is whatever is on sale. Stupidest thing Lisa ever did for love: Lisa's car. Duct tape hair removal. Milk Carton Derby ad.
3. Tattoo in the bikini line. Cheap dates. Lisa's boyfriend wanted to charge her for a Frank Sinatra ticket.
4. Harry from Lake City, asking for advice, does armpit farts. Lynn from Magnolia, dumbest thing she did for love. Marilee shaved places she never shaved before. More women & car stories. Surf Dude call. Goodbyes.
5. From January 28, 2000: Lisa as Gelia from Eye Society
6. From September 18, 2001: Lisa spoils Name the Cell Phone Tune contest.
(Lisa afternoon tape continues with...)
July 14, 2000 (20 minutes)
Dictionary talk
Maxine in Queen Anne. Todd Johnson wrong again.
July 21, 2000
8:08 - 8:55
Side 1
Jason Valentine: X-Men
Marvel Comics
Ted Crackerwagon on streaming audio
Overdone Music Stab Theater
Ted Crackerwagon on "Buzz?"
Side 2
Old Man at the doctor joke
Miki call
Nose hair ad
Harold & tight pants
The Fly Report
Side 1
July 13, 2000; Thursday
8:08 - 8:55
A Newwwww Car!!! (Just kidding)
Riders in the Sky won't stop by to be on the air, so Pat trashes the studio. Lisa: "We just can't have nice things!"
Pat identifies deep voice KING-5 News commercial announcer
Miki: discovered as the weather lady. Would be more famous, except she never leaves the house. Tells story of Christopher Reeve chasing down bicycle thief.
Tom Shane: Cop
8:35 "The Pat Cashman Show is currently experiencing a technical screw-up. Please stand by."
Tom Lerher "I Hold Your Hand In Mine"
Big Brother
8:45 Lisa traffic with Chakachas
Side 2
July 19, 2000
8:08 - 8:55
(quiet recording)
Little Rascal interview: Porky.
8:36 Galpha Phase sequel
Steve Allen laugh, "heterosexual" street interview.
July 29, 2000
Seafair Torchlight Parade coverage
Side 1
Asteroid X Cell Phone ad
Patty Cashman Gold Bond (Yell) (Started late)
Unsolicited testimonial
Side 2
Big Al at parade, with Trisha
Unintelligible Theater
Ernie Brown can't run
August 5, 2000; Saturday
Seafair hydros pre-broadcast
Side 1
Pat O'Day under Blue Angles
Pat O'Day praises Pat Cashman
Nostrildomus Nosehair Trimmer
Pat talks about his flight with the Blue Angels
Little known hydro names
Pat added sound effects to a motor race when he was a board operator
Pat wanted a home next to a train
Side 2
More little-known hydro names
Lisa entertainment intro
Entertainment report
Airshow
Crane boy
Lisa can't host sailors
August 8, 2000
6:00 - 7:30
Side 1
6:10 Sammy Davis Jr.; Bill Swartz's impression of him
Alfred E. Neuman's "It's a Gas."
6:35 "...These are the faces of Erectile Dysfunction
Lisa has to fix things at home, screen door and fan broke. Bought a bra at the Bon Marche
Side 2
Lisa bought hose from the Home De-Pot and it broke as soon as she took it home
6:46 Electrocuted grasshopper somehow started forest fire.
More broken hose. Lisa is going to plop the tangled-up hose on the return counter of Home De-Pot.
6:53 Dr. Laura intro
7:08 Charlie Mills wife message
7:12 More Home De-Pot. Pat got slow service at Taco Bell.
Side 1
August 14, 2000
8:08 - 8:05
Pat goes golfing
Weekly World News: Snooze
Art of napping
Lisa snores and scratches her left armpit
Boise tiger
James Brown wedding
Lisa at the movies
Side 2
August 21, 2000; Monday
8:08 -8:55
Tabloid headline contest: Mmmmmm
Miki and Rite Aid shampoo
A good eater, eat your fat
Pat's brother
Sibling torment
Funny names
August 15, 2000; Tuesday
7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
7:36 Al Franken interview
7:40 Ironic interview disclaimer ("We hope you enjoyed this terrific interview")
7:51 Kent Meridian reunion announcement
7:56 Male underwear song
8:11 "Transportation services provided by riding lawnmower"
8:13 Breast stroke
8:13 Trisha rat story
Side 2
8:16 Blankenhurn's Speaking Dynamic School
8:17 Chris Kimball call.
8:35 News: severed thumbs.
8:38 Toe truck joke, by Clement
8:41 Fly Report
8:43 Roger bleeped
8:47 Irish butcher
8:51 Pinhead Report: motorcycle helmet
August 23, 2000
Pat's One Year Anniversary at KOMO
Archived to CD
Disc 1
1. Bottom of hour, start.
2. Sports
3. Pat sings in shower. Charlie (aka Pie in the Honneybucket) in studio. Crowd gathers across the street, but there are no engineers to set up a microphone. They're all at Las Vegas celebrating the high ratings at KPLZ. Pat: "Why does it always have to be about good ratings?" Eric, "The King of Software" calls.
4. Pie leaving for Illinois. Steve Wilson starts pool story.
5. Top of hour
6. More on Steve's pool story
7. David Letterman: college mascots.
8. Steve to crowd outside: why don't they do calestenitcs? They're on seven second delay. Pool poo followup. Cathy from Edmonds does the duck voice.
9. Alan Sherman: "Camp Granata." Big Al call.
10. Sports
11. Betty in Redmond. Steve Wilson goes down stairs. Francis fax, reaction to Miki's dandruff shampoo: just use aspirin. Lisa filled in at a country station a year ago. Steve in crowd. Pat Pack name call-off: ArthurAllen, Mike in West Seattle, Sea Monkey, Pozi, Trisha, Big Al, Karen from Capitol Hill, Adam, Lokeed, Sidewalk Sleeper, Tootsie Plunkette, Shmoo. Miki calls. Dr. Laura intro.
12. Billy & Nancy dance, Billy raps.
13. Amazing Siding, to top of hour.
14. Sports. Lisa sneezes during middle of report. Pat Pack names sound like peanut gallery. Dave, the Roving Reporter. Survivor discussion
August 23, 2000
Disc 2
1. Steve Wilson danced on American Bandstand, but they lost the tapes.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Dick Clark interview. Lisa ups the prize package for tabloid headline contest
5. "US West is now Qwest." The Happy Organ.
6. Top of hour.
7. Sports. "Humpday" sounder. Marion on one-year anniversary. "Doin' the Kirkland Crawl"
8. Book Look: "Think a Lot, Speak Little." Thanks to those who came. Meat ads.
9. Bushmill's Scotch.
10. Bottom of hour
11. Survivor news.
12. Traffic
13. How many people are left? KOMO urinals are close together. Lisa dances.
14. Crowd down to four. "Fat Assman" wedding proposal. Lisa likes egg salad sandwiches. Steve back on street, another Pat Pack name call-off. Big Al, Sea Monkey, Trisha, Mike in West Seattle.
August 30, 2000; Wednesday
8:08 - 9:00
Frankenstine radio prank
Harry from Lake CIty, Junior High School
Brady Bunch
Polkadot Undies whole song except last verse played, with Billy and Nancy and the falling man when they were put back in their pen.
Nancy's Toe and Jackie Schmackie in studio
Hartz Malt hairball remedy, Pat tries it.
Fake tabloid headline contest
September 1, 2000
8:08 - 9:00
Paul Harvey rat toupe
"Minnie the Moocher" University of Idaho parody
Unintelligible theater
Fire alarms going off in building
Seattle Dragonboat Festival
8:36 Surf Dude, tough summer. All-lawer band.
Fred Hopkins: "World Without End" (1956)
September 11, 2000; Monday
8:08 - 8:55
Ernie Brown in for Pat
8:10 Getting fired. It's bad news when you go to a personnel meeting and there's a box of Kleenix.
8:40 Clem: Top 10 Bob Knight Excuses
Deadly Australia. Lisa is worried that there are huge spiders in Australia.
September 15, 2000; Friday
8:08 - 8:55
Hate Mail for Lisa, from Harrold
Car alarm rant
Lisa reads Events and Adventures spot using the points from the hate mail read earlier.
Pat ad for Kumon Learning Center.
Fred Hopkins: Phantom from 10,000 Leagues (1956).
September 20, 2000
Pat Cashman & the debut of the Poplar Doppler
Disc 1
1. Sports
2. Weather talk: weather forecasters are always wrong. Pat ignores Mike's signals to go to a commercial
3. Clear Vision. More weather, and quick money report.
4. Top of hour
5. Sports. Weather talk. (4:50) Surf Dude. (7:15) Colin: Link weatherman's pay to accuracy. (10:00) Pat's Croc Hunter impression
6. Amazing Siding. (1:46) Dave Dudley debut. (2:30) Miki short report. (6:52) the debut of the Poplar Doppler.
7. Bottom of hour
8. News: black man pasted into University of Wisconsin photo. Sports: (1:46) Bill's Todd Johnson impression. (2:19) Paul Tosch and "Bertha."
9. Still more weather discussion. (7:06) Harry from Lake City. (9:33) Dr. Laura introduction
10. Dr. Laura tag ("You belong to her.")
11. Financial
12. Top of hour
13. Sports. More weather talk.
14. Chuck Nelson interview.
September 20, 2000
Disc 2
1. Baccono Resturate. Whiny men's songs.
2. "Sausage a deal." Bottom of hour
3. Sports, traffic
4. (2:23) Clem: Top 10 artificial inseminator pickup lines. (11:12) Traffic & Weather together (literally). (13:13) Lisa mentions audio on Pat Pack.
5. Pro Flowers
6. Top of hour
7. Sports, traffic
8. Melissa Rivers interview
9. D. W. Clark's fine girdles and jock straps. KOMO on web. Pat's daughter in Italy. Contest next week: Toys, Trips or Treasure.
10. Sorrow & tree.
11. Bottom of hour
12. Big Brother in Italy
13. Weather tree. Politics
14. Pampers. "Weather or not" poem. Forgot Sorrow.
15. Hump Day sounder. New contest upcoming: Toys, Trips and Treasures.
16. Top of hour
September 21, 2000; Thursday
7:35 - 9:00
Side 1
Buster Hump e-mail on "Big Ass Pass," and Lisa's armpit
7:42 Dave call, gleaning more information out of the Poplar Doppler
7:44 Frank in West Seattle: Lisa and "Wonder Log"
7:47 Proprecia ad #1
7:49 Clem Top 10 Punch lines to Artificial Insemination Jokes
8:04 Paul Harvey: Phil Head?
Side 2
8:22 Proprecia #2
8:38 Proprecia #3
Gristle
8:43 Speech impediments of Tom Brokaw and Barbara Walters.
Pat cries at airport sending his daughter to Italy.
Lisa wants scary music for I-HOP Very Scary traffic sponsor.
Pat can't remember Pro-Flowers phone number.
8:56 Things that come out of Pat's mouth, "Good thing they only come out during commercials.
October 3, 2000
Disc 1
1. Top of hour
2. Sports
3. Traffic, Lisa on Regis, video shoot today. Bus board graffiti. Thank you for NOT marking the boads.
4. "Do the twist." Regis. Pat to Lisa: don't web surf during the show today.
5. Top of hour
6. Sports, traffic. Potato carving contest winners. Spiders in crawl space.
7. Letterman: Top 10 school lunch
8. Traffic. Prince of Kent. "That could be dug."
9. Lighting for Lisa's Regis video.
10. Bottom of hour
11. Sports, traffic
12. Ludeafisk-a-Roni. Student of the Game. Ways of broadening the Reign of Terror: turn over the turnovers. Man in bar with ostrich joke. "The Man" calls. Clem's suggestions for the Reign of Terror.
13. Traffic
14. Pro Flowers.com
15. Top of hour (7:00 am), Red Hook
16. Sports, Cynthia
17. Toys, Trips, Treasure. And traffic.
October 3, 2000
Disc 2
1. Miss Dudley's anniversary, Rod Danz.
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports
4. Sheriff interview: Bring Home the Bacon tricycle ride, for Launch at the Pier. Clem: Top 10 suggestions for Lisa's Regis video.
5. Pro Flowers.com
6. Top of hour. Long pause tease
7. Paul Harvey and long pause
8. Lisa finds clothes in her driveway.
9. Spam. Blankenhurn's Speaking Dynamic School. Presidential debate.
10. Fashion police
11. Mason Coatings. Bottom of hour
12. Interview tease
13. Senator Gorton is fighting for you, fighting on Pat. Grant Smith interview
14. Debates. Regis tape.
15. Debates. Traffic
16. Nielson Brothers Carpet has gone "Hog Wild."
17. Top of hour, end.
October 4, 2000
Disc 1
1. Bottom of hour
2. Sports. "Hoffie lurge" update
3. Traffic. Jonathan & Darlene
(Tracks 2 and 3 are damaged and unplayable. Good copies were appended to the end of the July 4, 2001 show.)
4. Presidential debates
5. Top of hour
6. Sports, debate.
7. Letterman intro
8. Letterman: Top 10 ways to make the debate more interesting.
9. Traffic, money.
10. Senator Gorton fight.
11. Bottom of hour, Gorton fight.
12. Sports, traffic
13. Debate. Dr. Laura intro.
14. Traffic
15. Tailgate at Buccano promo. Top of hour
16. Sports, Ron Fairley. E-mail from John Walters: out of towners should sign a release form. Mini-debate about newcomers. John had underwear on backwards.
October 4, 2000
Disc 2
1. Clear Vision. Toys, Trips or Treasure
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports, traffic.
4. Ted Reuter interview. J. P. Patches e-mail. Famous moms.
5. Traffic
6. Birthday
7. Top of hour
8. Traffic, sports.
9. Cable tie joke
10. "Frayed knot" joke. Movie theaters closing
11. Bottom of hour
12. Dr. Laura rumors
13. Traffic. Regis video. Kirby e-mail: tomato juice servings per can: 1.91666666666...
14. Hemorrhoids, they're no fun. Jackie Schmackie
15. Traffic
16. Top of hour
October 13, 2000
5:45 - 7:15
Friday the 13th
Side 1
Derrick McFadden in studio, made Pat his project.
U.S.S. Cole attack
Nostrildomous nose hair trimmer
Red Sovine "Phantom 309"
Paul Tosh talks to tower, Pat makes fun of him
Side 2
Miki: Belltown is more trendy than the Denny Regrade. She saw gulls.
Pet of the week
Lisa Foster for Family Dog Training Center obedience school
Surf Dude, thinking about Bare Naked Ladies.
Guys in movies with scary voices
Friday the 13th superstitions, origin theories.
October 19, 2000
7:32 - 9:00
Side 1
Julie RB in London
Stan's wife's birthday
Lotto funds go to THE MAN!!!
Regis co-host for a day Delilah calls in
Miki: Old KOMO
Side 2
Clearvision
Ways for guys to get a raise
News: Toy Story 2 DVD problems
Kiss sound effect and Nancy moos during Wisefield ad
Potato joke
Toilet brush joke
Seducing the bosses wife.
Another potato joke.
October 30, 2000
7:05 - 8:55
Monday
Side 1
Gore kiss
Pat dreamed that only Tampa Bay could wear pirate clothes.
Microsoft security, interview
Sprint Ad (pants)
Bogart Golf ad
Flying pig
Pat's son craps on plane.
Husky annoucer sounds like Harrold
War of the Worlds
Side 2
Doug Limerick limerick
Pat played music in anticipation of Buckaners score
"Happy Boy" song
Hate Mail: Pig story, other complaints
Halloween Eve: "Two boys"
Pat's sons ate so much candy they threw up. Pat's dad stole his candy.
Mason Coatings: Pantages Theater
Lipodistophy
Lisa at KOMO Haloween event: lots of Picachus and pirate who cried.
October 31, 2000
7:05 - 8:55
Tuesday
Side 1
Colin: sick child
Boris Karlof story
Ghost story teller, with music
Bad interview disclaimer
Billy and Nancy costumes
Side 2
Alan P. Remplesart, will say what you want him to say.
Halloween safety.
TV news producer joke
Political candidate road signs mixed together with "Free manure"
Chicken & road with presidential candidate jokes
November 6, 2000; 7:30 -9:00
Debbie Weisdept Name of the Day
Side 1
Clem navel observations
Nancy Cartwright interview; won't say "So KOMO."
8:13 Debbie Weisdept calls in, translates name.
Political ad bit: Walter D. Wilson vs. Dick Big Bottom (interrupted by side change)
Side 2
More belly button
Tabloid Headline Contest.
8:35 Jackie Mouldon
Upcoming bowling show
Where are the Cashman bus cards?
Fork in the road election
Study: your nose always bleeds at 8:30 am.
Snotty political ads.
Presidential candidate Mark.
Nielson Brothers Hog Wild ad.
November 9, 2000
6:45 - 8:15 (edited 60 minute tape)
Side 1
Lisa reads The Grinch
2000 election
Lisa: "Don't get in a wreck." Pat: "Okay, mom."
Farmer Kevin
Side 2
Ron Fairley reads The Grinch.
Julie RB in London
School teacher wants Lisa to read The Grinch to her children with mistakes like she did eariler. Lisa doesn't understand. "What mistakes?"
Grinch read by Latka.
Jeff Jaques (name of the day) on phone.
Rescue dogs to look for Bill who is hiding. (tape ends)
November 13, 2000
6:48 - ? (60 minute tape)
Side 1
Lisa dining at Westport story
Pat uses analogy for going to the bathroom at resturants like making room in a three car garage.
Paul Tosch interrupted
Old man confronts Pat at Supermall, says he stopped listening to KOMO because of him.
Side 2
"Tramp, Tramp, Tramp" as wedding song
Miki and food poisoning.
Lisa at Washington coast
Old people sound different
Lisa wins pull-tabs.
Caller: "Westport is awful!"
Brian Torvelson, name of the day, calls in.
Clem: Top 10 ways to reach a conclusion in Florida
November 16, 2000
60 minute tape
SIde 1
Dynamic Bowling.
Patti Cashman Gold Bond ad
Miki and slugs
Name of the day: Christopher J. Galore
Bowling technique: "In, out, in, out..."
Pat Pack charity challenge from Marci
Segue Seranade: Tin Man. (Pat screws it up).
Lisa pulled over by police officer, cries. Tabs expired.
Side 2
More ticket cry, and Northwest Afternoon "twist."
Mason Coatings & Lisa cry
Christopher J. Glure name of the day calls in.
Dave Irish on election; Olestra
More on Lisa Foster's Speed Dating on Northwest Afternoon.
Randy Newman in studio.
November 17, 2000
KOMO Bowl#2 at Regency Lanes in Burien
Disc 1
1. Bowling show promo
2. Start. Is Gary tall?
3. Sports
4. Personal introductions
5. Lisa on Northwest Afternoon
6. Cafe Appacinato, Top of hour
7. Sports. Pat posturing. Clem, ketchup on eggs. Ben and others. St. Francis Is A Sissy school.
8. Letterman: Top 10 things founding fathers would say today.
9. Waterfront restaurant.
10. Gary Hoffman puts feed bag on.
11. "Burien" Lanes
12. Bottom of hour
13. Sports, Cougars to be on the "hate radio" station.
14. KOMO is the not hate station
15. Miss Dudley on Northwest Afternoon. Pet of the week.
16. Lightweight balls. Lisa on Northwest Afternoon excerpts.
17. McFadden ad read.
18. Buccano's Resturante
19. Top of hour
20. News: woman caught flushing marijuana down the sewer, reindeer tongue, Terry Lewis Florida election decision
21. Jeff on phone (Lisa's speed date selection). Pat: Lisa is an "easy pretty lady."
November 17, 2000
Disc 2
1. Clear Vision (side tracked)
2. Joey. Derek McFadden & precious cheese.
3. Bottom of hour
4. Sports, Bob Robertson
5. Marion. Jason Valentine: he'll quit if both movies reviewed today don't get five Komodes out of five. Movies: Grinch, Charlie Angels. Dating etiquette
6. Traffic
7. Top of hour
8. Group "Good Day"
9. Directions to bowling alley. Sports. Lisa is still "scoreless"
10. Leon Spleensqueegie.
11. Pat's Christmas Poulsbo commercial
12. Russ Colchek. Gary and big Bozo shoes. Bowling for four.
13. Bottom of hour. Florida election and other news, with Pat commentary.
14. "They'll Be Some Sad Cougs Tonight."
15. "No commercials? Sweet!" Clem Top 10 ideas for a fun date for Lisa. Fred Hopkins: "Attack of the Mole People." Three Day Blind.
16. Bertha Bumpguard review of Lisa's Northwest Afternoon appearance. Fred continued.
17. Rick Sorrow, end
18. Top of hour
KOMO Thanksgiving Parade 2000
Disc 1
1. Open
2. Sports
3. Parade prep, Pat's promo
4. Boris Karloff, Name of the Day
5. Top of hour
6. Sports
7. Parade start
8. Britta flush, Letterman: Signs That Americans Are Too Fat
9. Schell float, James Brown
10. Washington State Ferry float, Jim Foreman float
11. Bottom of hour
12. Sports, Chef Lou
13. Montalabo Pameram, Loomis Balloon, Thanksgiving dinners, content.com, Don Williams float, Wayne Cody, Dr. Laura intro
14. Precision dental drill team, Jean Enerson, Susan Hutchinson and Kathy Goertzen
15. Top of hour
16. Dade County float, Clem doin' it by hand
17. First Thanksgiving, city cars, Alice from Texas, Lisa's float
18. Barney's Bra Warehouse
KOMO Thanksgiving Parade 2000
Disc 2
1. Deja Vu float & related, Bill the Cab Driver
2. Bottom of hour
3. Turkey Testicles
4. "Place tag here." Neosplorela ... Disease, Frogman song, Bob Robertson, Miki, Mike Murphy sees kid filled float, Michelle
5. Hemorrhoids, solo instruments
6. Top of hour
7. Paul Harvey joke (don't stop him if you've heard it before), Clem & Todd, Purple & Gold Report.
8. Clem's Larry Nielson impression, Scott Cardie's final report? John Report With Bob float, Steve Wilson from Fisher Plaza, Dan Lewis balloon & other KOMO-TV
9. Cardie: pets.com
10. Bottom of hour
11. Clem under the street, Spuddy, Scottsman song. Derek McFadden, "Precious Cheese" float. Kingdome float, dressing into the cavity, loud band
12. WTO float, Harry from Lake City, poorly publicized parade, geoduck float?
13. November 24, 2000: Edith Head's trip to the Santa pet photographer
14. AT&T @ Home ad
15. CBS News flub
November 24, 2000
Post-Thanksgiving pre-record
Side 1
Black Ball Ferry Line song.
Choking, Weekly World News article
Dear Dotti, worker slipped a laxitive into boss's coffee
Ending of "You Know What I Mean"
My Three Sons
Side 2
Jo-Jos
Jason Valentine: videos
Yell through closed door
Frank Sinatra at the Puyallup.
At Thanksgiving, men don't help
Edith Head and the Santa pet photographer (wrap around to side 1)
November 29, 2000
8:08 - 8:55
Name of the day: Paul McFlanigan
Reign of terror
Mary Schnider: the queen of yodeling, with "ending sting." from Sgt. Pepper's
Possum are gross
Tiffany, suggestion for Lisa for getting rid of rats.
Hit bat story
Lan Archer not there
Sprint PCS, Santa ad.
John Keister in studio, heat at KIRO-TV turned off.
Sketch comedy fest
Seattle Weekly Best and Worst. KOMO Morning Show came second, Delilah (Regis winner) is first again.
November 30, 2000
8:08 - 8:55
Sports sponsored by Chris Beaty (name of the day) Furnace Cleaners.
IKEA recorded ad, employee sale.
Trish Tester brought food.
Portland taken over by Satan's army.
Baby born with treasure map on back.
"Upcoming" ski trip.
News: Flying pig
Larry's Fine Liquor
Mylt Buckner songs
Fake Tabloid Headline Contest, win a trip to Chateau Westport.
Another station is calling itself the Rosebowl station.
December 1, 2000
8:08 - 8:55
Lisa McBain, Name of the Day
Paul Tosh's daughter Lindsey is 10.
Billy Bass now costs $4.49; Pat paid $24.
Fake Tabloid Headline Contest.
Pat can't go to the KOMO Christmas party.
Fred Hopkins: "The Gangster" (Walter Matthew)
December 4, 2000
8:08 - 8:55
Susan Swanson Name of the Day (Sports sponsored by Susan Swanson frozen geoduck.)
Slade Gorton sings Beverly Hillbillies theme.
Cafe Appacianato live ad, Lisa is particularly aroused.
Marion Mudder
What happened at the KOMO Christmas party?
Breaking news: Supreme Court election decision.
Hawaiian travel ad with Nancy.
Lisa eats Hungery Man dinners. Lean Cuisine Large Portions.
December 12, 2000
8:08 - 8:55
Lou Pinella inner thoughts
Pat begs for ski trip participants
Reindeer physics
Bottom of hour, Add ski trip tickets to David Copperfield give away?
"You're a mean one, A-Rod Grinch"
David Copperfield contest, callers sound a lot like Gary
Bill Swartz duplication, duplication, duplication...
Barney's Bra Warehouse #2
December 15, 2000
Friday, 8:08 - 8:55
"Stop the Cavalry"
Fake Tabloid Headline Contest: Snapping turtle bit off testicles.
Miki: cats.
Fred Hopkins: "Girls On the Beach" (1964). Beatles impersonation.
December 14, 2000
Disc 1
1. Show Open
2. Sports
3. Traffic; Once a Day, Vulcan Class, Low Sodium, Cloraspar, Floraflavan, Galvaphase 2000, part 3. Presidential election finally settled.
4. Name of the day: Fabian Hackett
5. Top of hour
6. Sports, traffic, "It's a Gas"
7. David Letterman, Top 10 Headlines You're Likely to See In the Next Four Years Under President Bush.
8. Billy, Nancy and Lisa, Final Word music for Pro Flowers.com
9. Prince of Kent, Boxboy Pat and the condiment aisle
10. Masabi, Bottom of the hour
11. Sports, Traffic
12. Martha, Lisa Christmas shopping and card, steel ruler sound effects, intercom, "Wives and Lovers"
13. Traffic
14. Friends and Lovers
15. Top of hour
16. Sports, Traffic, Scott Cardie: Claudia Schiffer in the palm of your hand, William Shatner, Portland children's television hosts, Trisha in studio, Barbara Riffle
December 14, 2000
Disc 2
1. Santa Cashman: Diana Barnard and Verna Offered
2. Bottom of hour
3. Sports, Traffic
4. Sleepers in Seattle ad
5. J. P. Patches and Stan Boreson! Mason Coatings, Ragnard the Flat Nosed Reindeer with Paul Tosch, Walking In My Winter Underwear
6. Pro Flowers.com, Traffic
7. Realm ad, Top of hour
8. Paul Harvey, traffic, sports
9. Crack of Don, Marion and snow
10. Find the fake tabloid headline contest
11. Bottom of hour, Where's Gary?
12. Implosion story
13. Traffic, Jimmy Dean, Pat to disappear?
14. Another way to "disappear"
15. Traffic
16. Nostrasomus
17. Amazing Gutter Guard, end of show
18. Pat begs for ski trip participants
19. Bat story
20. Cafe Appacianto
December 21, 2000: 7:30 - 9:00
Side 1
"It's Lovin' Time" (quartet)
"it's A Wonderful Life" live radio production:
Part 1
Part 2 (interlude)
Part 3
Part 4 (post-game)
Jim French Theater
"Wonderful Life," take two
Pig on plane
Side 2
Nose hair beard
Santa Cashman
Top 10 Christmas songs
Lego kid (Shawn)
Make novelty toys?
"All Wound Up" store
"All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth"
Kid reads traffic sponsorship
December 29, 2000, from Beverly Hills Hilton
Disc 1
1. Show Open
2. Gary flub, Sports, Mason Coatings
3. Charlie Con Carne in first class
4. Jogging in Beverly Hills, tour bus, King or Queen size? Montgomery Ward
5. Top of hour
6. Sports, Name of the Day: Percival Ragland
7. Letterman: Top 10 Signs it's too cold in New York
8. Traffic
9. Blankenhurn's, NCAA, El Paso, Charlie in bar
10. Bottom of hour, floor buff
11. True millennium, Sports
12. Martha Norwalk, Miki & Montgomery Ward. Charlie does Rodney Dangerfield. Mini the Moocher parody for Idaho
13. Traffic.
14. Top of hour
15. Sports, Wayne in Bellingham, Charlie margarita
December 29, 2000
Disc 2
1. $6.50 water.
2. Tease for Jason
3. Top of hour
4. Sports
5. Reception person doesn't want to talk on radio. Jason review: Castaway. Academy Awards talk. Christopher Walken
6. Traffic
7. Top of hour
8. Pat sets the scene
9. Traffic, Sports, Paul Harvey
10. Husky coach pep talk: Brady Bunch
11. Jogging, Tom Shane
12. Money news
13. Bottom of hour
14. Ragland in the cabinet
15. Traffic, Arizona parody, Disneyland full. Rose parade, Tom Shane at check-in. Pepto-Bismol, don't use the pool!
16. Fred Hopkins: "Wild In the Streets," (1967) thanks to Big Al
17. Mason Coatings "Arnie." Traffic, Money, Thanks & Good-bye
January 1, 2001; from outside Rose Bowl
Disc 1
1. Start
2. Sports, traffic
3. New Years, Roller coasters, Boilermaker fans. "Hollywood is lame."
4. Fans, football, Merv Griffin
5. Top of hour
6. Yuppie birthday parties, sports, burgers, party, bars. Charlie and burger cook smoking cigarette
7. Rose Parade. Perdue can't bring in their train boiler.
8. Bottom of hour
9. Sports, traffic
10. Betty calls. Charlie & generator. New Years memories: Charlie steals car, jilted Pat & vomit. Generator, need paper for burger stand, Super Mario, Dr. Laura segue
11. Fiber Gone, money
12. Top of hour
13. News, Sports, Billy & Nancy. Generator cuts out.
14. Lost power; Pat & Lisa on cell phones. Arizona parody, "We Have To Beat You."
January 1, 2001
Disc 2
1. Rose Bowl memory, with Leon Spleensqueegee. Generator problem, football odds, Saucy Moore, Tailgate promo
2. Academy Awards, Sports
3. Mensa Association, Charlie minutia (garbage)
4. Klunky Old Medina. Not on level area. More on generator
5. Top of hour
6. Sports, bowls, Saucy Moor & fire. Julius Epstine
7. "Sad Cougs Tonight." Charlie & Celebrity tent. Jason Valentine: worst year of movies.
8. Bottom of hour.
9. Traffic, VIP tent, Jason lists (worst)
10. More Charlie tent, Top 10 good films, end.