Tailgate Shows
1999
September 9, 1999; at Pier 66
Side 1
"So KOMO"
Mocha Mouse interview.
Jackie Schmackie.
Ted Crackerwagon, malaprops, waiting at Husky Stadium
Pat wore "hot" shirt
New helmets.
Swartz as Norm Rice
Side 2
Bill Swartz
Eric's Little Hero
Poetry by Marion
Bill Swartz and Bob Rondau's wives.
Bob Robertson driving directions
No one will talk with Ted Crackerwagon.
Stout Hearted Men
Katie from Redmond is a BYU fan.
Stand By Your Dog.
Dr. Scott Cambell, Pat's dentist
Swartz as Bill Clinton.
Crackerwagon wants to be friends, wants directions to Tailgate.
I Don' Wanna Do Dat
KOMO I.D.: Most thrilling radio.
September 18, 1999; Husky Brunch
Lisa Foster's first appearance on KOMO.
Guy In The Honneybucket (a.k.a MY 55 Seconds of Fame).
September 25, 1999; vs. Colorado, outside Hec Hedmunson.
(Oops! I connected the radio to the VCR and set the timer, but I forgot to push the tape in, and never recorded this. The Husky Marching Band played a special dedicated song for Pat: Queen's "Fat Bottomed Girls")
October 2, 1999; Nordstrom Tennis Center, Oktoberfest
Eric Johnston shows up about 20 minutes late for his shift.
Side 1
"Place packed," sounds echoy
Pat tailgating by himself, screams "Help!"
June Dougherty
Eric arrives late
Pat missing very last Almost Live ever to be here.
Marion da Poet
Technical problems
Three people came in last half hour
Crackerwagon: award winning
Crowd comes in, heads for keg.
Bob Robertson
Oopah band, mic's funky
Crackerwagon, Duck's nickname
Eric interviews typical fan from Eugene.
Side 2
"Get Up Off of That Thing."
Bill Swartz as Barney Fife.
Swartz as himself.
Oktoberfest Song (Eric McKeg)
Eric Johnson's birthday.
Trash talkin' Ducks
Swartz: Keith Jackson
Plastic on floor, in case of ralphing?
Swartz as Clinton
Crackerwagon: needs countdown
Pat doesn't want Eric to be late next week at Aurora Cinema Grill
Sammy D. song (Swartz?)
Swartz as Marv Alpert, Diana Ross
(Pat: Evert bit doesn't have to be great)
Glamorous local TV. What are we talking about?
No one is near the broadcast booth.
KOMO ad: Million Dollar Morning contest.
Pull-tab necklace
"Baited" breath
Crackerwagon taunts the Duck coach.
KOMO I.D.: Listen to the Morning Show, for a change
October 9, 1999; Aurora Cinema Grill
At last, a Pat Pack party on the air!
Archived to CD:
1. Pat just gets to show on time. Beavers are like the little kid in the Charles Atlas ads.
2. Ted Crackerwagon: dam. Mombo #5 parody
3. Eric Johnson is defensive about Cougars. Bill's Bob Robertson impression, emphasis on "teeeen."
4. Harry from Lake City. Tuiasasopo song
5. Stout Hearted Men. Trish Tester wins free junk contest. Bill's Pee Wee impression. Gold Bond commercial by Julie RB, aka Missy Vixen.
6. "That's my opinion, I'm Bryan Johnson." Jackie Schmackie. Marion does the Gold Bond ad, reads a poem.
7. "It's So KOMO" discussion. Pat teases Eric Johnson about the TV station slogan, The Pat Pack joins in. Crackerwagon: Marcus Tuiasasopo on a rope-o.
8. Oly Rick's son says his dad drives too slow. Pat talks with Miss Dudley about her recent wedding.
9. Mocha Mouse wins drawing. Bill's Sam D. impression. Jonathan and Darlene.
10. Mole windmills. Ted "Cracker," Pat ought to have a job writing for TV, license plates.
11. Eric gets booed by crowd over game prediction. Bill Swartz does an impression of an indeterminate character. Million Dollar Morning contest.
12. "I Don' Wanna Do Dat."
13. Ted Crackerwagon: "Ted?" "What?"
14. KOMO I.D.: "I know a lot about football..."
October 16, 1999; vs. Arizona State, at Soccer field
Side 1
Small crowd
Last week's predictions.
"The fan is going crazy!"
Eric got to interview Brian Wilson
"An estimated crowd of three! It's sitting room only!!"
Eric puts on sumo suit.
Heavy Metal Ethel (Eric McKeg)
Crackerwagon sings Husky Fight Song.
Eric still in sumo suit, battles fan. Quickly becomes like a turtle on its back.
"Sizable" crowd.
Pat said the team was the Wildcats. It's actually the Sun Devils.
Bob Robertson: WSU vs. Weat Thrashers
Fans adore Pat Cashman
Pat recalls kicking ceremonial field goal.
Crackerwagon interviews "Barbara Hedges."
Stout Hearted Men.
Talk with players' moms.
Mombo #5 parody.
Ed George's mother
Side 2
"Get Down!"
Huge crowd of about five.
Marion, letter to Bruce Snyder, opponent coach.
Eric is famished, but snubbed when asking for food. Offered two crackers.
Swartz: Keith Jackson.
Swartz: Bill Clinton
More on party that Eric was snubbed at.
Crackerwagon: quick overview of today's game.
They finally get food: big chocloate cake with a bite taken out of it.
Cake spilled on pants? "That's not chocolate cake!"
McKeg: "Dog Talk."
Young woman fans: "Hottie with naughty body."
Swartz: Chuck Knox
Crackerwagon: "Testing 1, 2, 3."
NCAA Football Tour
October 23, 1999; at Stanford
Side 1
Greek Amphitheater
"Quite a crowd" (empty)
Pat's game predictions vs. Eric's
Crackerwagon in "Weed."
Joe Starkavich, superfan.
DJ set up across the way.
Bob Robertson
More DJ, Carl, playing "Tie a Yellow Ribbon"
"Marijuana" song
Concrete seats, for buns of steel.
DJ is getting louder.
Swartz as Keith Jackson
Eric does fan interview, not descriptive enough for radio. Pat says he's too much of a TV man. Eric lashes back about Pat's lame interview.
Hamburger guy.
Ron Fairley: "Good, good World Series."
Pat meets Eric McCabe, had to pay $25 to park.
Marion
Adult in cape
Crackerwagon hates KOMO people.
Traffic sponsored by "Voice scream Wireless?"
Side 2
Pat had to put cats in garage, but fell over bicycles and had to open door to get back inside. Then at California he and Eric got on wrong bus. "Two dumb guys together."
Swartz as Clinton.
Talk with baton twirler
Fans sing fight song, Loud band interrupts. Pat goes to each insturment.
Stand By Your Dog.
Pat grovels for Crackerwagon, calls him one of the best in the business.
Pat and Eric shut up and listen to the band.
Fan praises Eric.
Fan goes on radio show back to Seattle to ask for tickets here in California.
Talk with cheerleader.
Pat and Eric go to a quiet place.
Loud band continues, Pat quits his job.
Pat's nerves are frayed, he wants his job back.
Players that will be good four years from now (1999)
"Rocky Mountain Guy" parody kind of lame.
Fan is having a hair of the Husky dog that bit him.
Crackerwagon: "No it isn't" "Yes it is"
Stout Hearted Men
Newheisle family
Million Dollar Morning ad #2
KOMO I.D.: Morning Show promo: Not your father's show.
October 30, 1999; vs. Cardinals, at the Climbing Rock
Side 1
"Listen to the crowd."
New jackets.
Real tailgaters with tents; why?
Eric: "Annomonomolly" Pat mispronunciation story.
Crackerwagon: "Anal-ist" Recolections on playing football.
Pat plays the Monster Mash.
Decorated tents: Martha Stewart has taken over college football.
Bob Robertson: Dennis Price returning to Pullman.
Eric is wearing a crimson sweater.
Fan cuts Coug children out of her will.
Pat's game prediction streak.
Origins of Cardinal tree mascot.
P-I article: Arizona player will not get to go to Eugene AND will not play.
"You Don't Impress Me" song parody.
Sean interview: burned his chin smelling cookies.
Masculine tent, Dead Guy ale.
Stout Hearted Men
Marion: First Place
Pat's song: "Hey, Hey, Hey, Hey," etc.
Side 2
"Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi"
Paul likes Pat's singing, says hello to his wife in Woodenville. But who's this young woman with him here at the Tailgate?
Swartz as Clinton: "Tailgate harder to find than Osama bin Laden."
Crackerwagon: advice for young people: "exel-lance"
Fan with dog with Cardinal in its mouth.
Bill Swartz in person: The Swartz Factor (rain)
Bill as Norm Rice on Paul Schell: he's too quiet.
Eric and Yeager-ettes, here to "serve" the community.
Crackerwagon: Cardinals nickname.
Keith Jackson in the rain.
Pat's gut is working.
Crackerwagon standing by.
Pat would have gone to the University of Washington if he had good enough grades.
Music encapsulation
Washington Alumni Band
November 6, 1999; Freemont Nickerson Street Saloon
Side 1
Ted Crackerwagon: Arizona?
John Curley jogs by on the street, doesn't stop inside.
Pat pronounces his station as "KOMO 1090."
Crackerwagon: "Fatass Man."
Pat apologizes for his 1090 slip.
Side 2
Crackerwagon network
Bob "Gertrude" Newman enters saloon, talks with Pat
Crackerwagon: Private Thoughts
"The Huckey Station"
$100 drawing, Arthur Allen wins
KOMO station I. D.: Hot Talk/Hot dog
November 11, 1999; at Sunbreak Cafe
Side 1
Bob Robertson
Surf Dude works the crowd, including Clem Phlergm
Marion
Side 2
Clem "very excited"
Crackerwagon at race track
Wordy Crackerwagon
Como editorial
KOMO I.D.: Football and home runs
November 20, 1999; Apple Cup, at Climbing Rock
Side 1
Windy day
"Are You Ready to Tailgate?" song
"Sizable" crowd.
Bob Robertson: Cougs to be in "Hawaiii"
The "hanging" rock.
Crackerwagon: [blank] Cup
Seven Years in Pullman
Coug/Dog jokes (newspaper column set to dramatic music)
Was Eric or Eric's house involved in starting WSU riots?
Jason Valentine at booth.
Crackerwagon and Coug jokes
Swartz: Norm Rice
Marion
Side 2
Alumni Band, Eric goes up to each insturment, but they stop playing each time.
Coach Bobo Biladu
Sean interview
"I Say Cougars, You Say Huskies" song (longer version, featuring names of players cut by next year)
Crackerwagon: Too many ads, they missed all his stellar interviews
Swarz at booth
Richard Peterson
WSU Cheesehead interview
Lisa Foster drops by.
Band sings Eric's song
Swarz as Bill Clinton
Eric's Little Hero
Crackerwagon: Five questions
KOMO I.D.: He-man body.
December 29, 1999; at Holiday Bowl in San Diego
With Lisa Foster.
Crossing back over border from Mexico
2000
September 2, 2000; at Husky Brunch, vs Idaho
Side 1
Pat constantly mixes up the names "Charlie Con Carne" for "Ted Crackerwagon"
"Minnie the Moocher" parody for Vandals
Crackerwagon: Open Mic
Ads: Vinotecha, Red Hook, Millstone Coffee
Dog interview
Huge Honneybucket
Crackerwagon: Moscow
Charlie and band
Side 2
Marion
Crackerwagon: Vandals
Crackerwagon: enemy coaches show
September 9, 2000; at home, vs. Miami
Side 1
"World Famous" tailgate party!
Lou Pinella, KOMO guys. Bill at last year's Miami game.
Bob Robertson: WSU vs BYE.
Ted Crackerwagon thoughts
Sean / Shawn.
Gary fan interviews.
Ron Fairley: Santana. Crackerwagon at monastery
Eric McKeg parody: "They Caught You Square On the Chin."
Side 2
Cashman Promo: Why are invisible men always evil?
Pep Talk: Green Acres. Keith Jackson.
The Huskies vs. the Miami "Tropical Depression." Bill Swartz at booth. Scott Cardie.
Gary gets massage.
Wayne Cody. Christopher Walken and Tom Shane. Crackerwagon: on delay as a precaution in case someone uses foul language.
Pep Talk: Mighty Mouse. Bob Robertson: more BYE. Mr. Spencer.
September 16, 2000; vs. Colorado at 13 Coins
Side 1
Big crowd sounds like little crowd, according to Pat.
Bill Swartz: Wayne Cody. Keith Jackson.
Crackerwagon live on tape from Colorado
Bob Robertson: "Artificial insemination is feeding the nation."
Pat's Husky P&Q. Buffalo wipes
Side 2
Cashman promo: Why are invisible men always evil?
Crackerwagon and Barbara Hedges (Lisa Foster)
Bill as Latka. Ron Fairley.
Crackerwagon Husky Q&A
Gary as Larry Nelson.
Crackerwagon dog report
Lou Pinella
Pep talk: Brady Bunch
Poll the crowd for score prediction, including Trisha.
KOMO I. D.: Getting out of bed.
September 30, 2000; at Eugene
Side 1
Wayne Cody
Scott Cardie duck jokes
Crackerwagon in Stereo
Ron Fairley: Duck joke
Bad Luck / Bad Duck song
Bob Robertson
Charlie always talks about toilets
Crackerwagon speeches
Cashman promo: meeting suggestion
Side 2
Husky Band
"Duck soup and duck farts"
Crackerwagon contract dispute
Duck pluckers
Charlie: Christopher Walken and Tom Shane
"Ducks Will Be In Gravy"
Mr. Spencer
Pep talk: Petticoat Junction
KOMO I.D.: Looking for a morning show you can play for your mother?
October 7, 2000
Vs. Oregon State Beavers
At Climbing Rock
1. Show Open
2. Fan interviews. Crackerwagon: what if you mated a Duck and a Beaver together?
3. Clunky Old Medina. Gary's great interview.
4. Charlie's great interview
5. Fan interview, Charlie talks about Bathrooms, Bob Robertson, Crackerwagon and Pat get high
6. Q & A Intro
7. Body exploding, and Q & A Answer
8. Tuiassasopo song. Latka
9. Keith Jackson, Mr. Spencer
10. Where's the beer? Brock Heward interview (Ben), Christopher Walken
11. Charlie Vs. Band, Barney Fife wants quiet, Crackerwagon: Alice Thalus from Corvallis
12. Bill Swartz at booth, with Ron Fairly. Tom Shane. Bill Clinton
13. Lou Pinella. Here Come the Beavers (song), Scott Cardie: "Beavers" on the Net, Hoffman and Sean (different actor), Charlie and Falling Wall
14. Q & A Intro
15. Q & A Answer
16. Gary Hoffman up the wall, Crackerwagon "She Looks Like a Beaver" (song)
17. Gary still on rock. On to the end.
18. KOMO I.D.
19. Millstone Coffee
20. Red Hook Cooler
21. Baccano's
22. Red Hook Well Built
October 14, 2000
Vs. ASU
At Baccano's Restaurante
1. Open, Scott Cardie
2. Parody of "Money (That's What I Want)"
3. Charlie Con Carne & Baccano Customers, Ted Crackerwagon
4. Mariners, Gary & Billionaires (Derick & Trevor)
5. Charlie & chef, Wayne Cody, Jackie Schmackie, Crackerwagon at Baccano's
6. Q&A, Tim's Cascade Chips
7. Q&A Answer
8. Charlie on street, Lou Pinella requests "Rocket In My Pocket"
9. Mr. Spencer's first name & food; Ron Fairley
10. Clinton, Husky trivia, Charlie in kitchen & as server
11. More Spencer, shrimps; Lisa Foster; more Pinella; Crackerwagon deja view
12. Gary & Laurie, Charlie on street again, Bob Robertson, Charlie in resturante
13. Keith Jackson, Spencer, Gary at bar, Charlie & Britney Spears (Julie RB?), Locker room talk (Mary Tyler Moore)
14. Q&A
15. Q&A Answer
16. Gary behind bar, Crackerwagon gets audience reaction
17. "Money" parody reprise, Gary sing along; end
18. KOMO ID, Food Bowl
19. Morning Show promo, "Sex Toilet"
20. Baccano promo, pre-tailgate
21. Red Hook, Pep Talk
22. Baccano's promo
23. Mason Coatings
October 21, 2000; vs. Cal State, at Climbing Rock
1. Billboard
2. Opening
3. Massage, Ted Crackerwagon "In The Mood"
4. Teddy Bear parody, 1910 alumni
5. Det. 910 alumni
6. Homecoming, Bill Clinton
7. Husky Q & A
8. Q & A Answer
9. Student of the game, Oscar Meyer parody, Ron Fairley
10. Lou Pinella: Dr. Lou, Ted Crackerwagon; distorted
11. "California Here I Come" parody, Scott Cardie, Bill Swartz, Bruce King (over band playing "Find Myself a Sunny Spot")
12. Charlie gives Gary a massage, Crackerwagon microphone upside down, Mr. Spencer laryngitis, Bob Robertson
13. Tom Shane & Christopher Walken; Pep talk, Beverly Hillbillies
14. Tuiasasopo song, Tailgaters
15. Husky Q & A
16. Q & A Answer, with kazoo
17. Crackerwagon, Am I On?
18. End, Teddy Bear reprise
19. KOMO ID, Similar to football
20. Cashman promo: Igor
21. From August 8: Pie's mushy message to his wife
October 28, 2000; at Stanford
1. Open, Charlie starts his party quest.
2. "This Is A Dog's World" parody, loud-mouth D.J., Bob Robertson, Scott Cardie
3. Food Bargains, Charlie & Mudder Bar, Ted Crackerwagon
4. Clinton
5. Gary talks to fans, Bill Swartz, Scott Cardie, Charlie at Sunnyside Rest...?
6. Husky Q & A
7. Q & A Answer
8. Lou Pinella, Charlie at Mexican restaurant, Tom Shane
9. Crackerwagon needs ticket, Gary & D. J.
10. "You Don't Impress Me" parody, Marching band plays Crazy 8's "Johnny Q" next to broadcast, Charlie & Tom Shane continued, Gary & sax.
11. E-mail question on mascot, Scott Cardie, battery comes out of Gary's thingy, Crackerwagon not on tape.
12. More loud band, cheerleaders, Charlie at men's bar, Bob Robertson reprise
13. Cardie & Mascot
14. Husky Q & A
15. Q & A Answer
16. Charlie at party house
17. Locker room pep talk (Mr. Ed), Crackerwagon in jail, Mr. Spencer, end
18. KOMO I.D.. same as last week.
19. Morning Show Promo: Jason
20. Morning Show Promo: Pat's Son
21. Lisa for Seattle Aquarium Halloween
November 4, 2000
At Climbing Rock, vs. Arizona
1. Open
2. Dog's World parody, Ted Crackerwagon: Interesting information on Arizona
3. Norm Rice
4. Arizona/Oklahoma parody, Arizona flag flies higher than UW's
5. Clunky Old Medina, Bob Robertson: Cougar Brunch Show
6. Name flub, Husky Q & A
7. Q & A Answer
8. We Have To Beat You parody
9. Gary Hoffman noodle pass. Crackerwagon: Good Technical People
10. Scott Cardie tease
11. Cardie part 2. Lou Pinella
12. Crackerwagon: Two Interviews. Happy Birthday to Karen Kocheck (Karen from Capitol Hill)
13. Bob Robertson: Cougar Splashdown Show
14. Are we back? Bob Rondo fan club, Husky Q & A
15. Q & A Answer
16. Mr. Spencer, Ted Crackerwagon dancing
17. Ron Fairley, end
18. Sprint ad
19. Mason Coatings, Pangages Theater
20. Bogart Golf ad
November 11, 2000
vs. UCLA at Climbing Rock
1. Show Open
2. Charlie & spread
3. Lou Pinella, Senator Crackerwagon
4. More spreads
5. Ross Perot, Scott Cardie, Pep talk: Green Acres, Bob Robertson
6. Husky Q&A
7. Q&A Answer
8. Leon Spleensqueegee, Orange Bowl, goofy hat
9. Crackerwagon pork, Ron Fairley interrupted
10. UCLA fan, Pep talk: Beverly Hillbillies, Tom Shane
11. Crackerwagon impressions. Mark Brunell (Chip)
12. Dog's World, Bill Swartz, Leon Spleensqueegee
13. Barbara Hedges, Mr. Spencer massage, "Ass-mead."
14. Moclips singers, Leon Spleensqueegee, Husky Q&A
15. Q&A Answer
16. Tuiasasopo song, loud band, Sean
17. Crackerwagon interesting fact, Todd Jackson, end
18. KOMO I.D.: "What could be more fun than three hours of football?"
19. From November 9: Lisa reads The Grinch.
November 18, 2000
Apple Cup, at Jillians
1. Open, Charlie not there
2. "They'll Be Some Sad Cougs Tonight", Gary upstairs
3. Cougar Translation System, Charlie Con Carne, Ted Crackerwagon in stereo,
4. Ron Fairley, Gary with Cougars, 3-7 Sonics, Leon Spleensqueegee
5. Charlie in Pullman, Lou Pinella
6. Husky Q&A, with prescient question
7. Q&A Answer
8. Crackerwagon native pronunciation, Charlie & Tom Shane
9. "I Say Huskies, You Say Cougars" song, Gary & Martha, Bob Robertson
10. Dog's World, Scott Cardie, Leon Spleensqueegee
11. Gary & Maurine, Pep talk: The Brady Bunch, Charlie & deer handling, Crackerwagon: "I can hear you just fine"
12. Tuiasasasopo song, Robertson aroused, Mr. Spencer
13. Seven Years in Pullman, Wayne Cody, Dog Sauce, Charlie, Whip It parody
14. Husky Q&A
15. Q&A Answer
16. Warren Moon, Curtis Williams
17. Gary's baby, Leon Spleensqueegee, end
18. KOMO I.D.: Help get you out of bed
19. From November 13: Lisa's dinner at Westport
20. Bowling Promo
January 1, 2001
Rose Bowl
1. Start
2. Sprint PCS, Rose Bowl Memories with Leon Spleen Squeegee
3. Dog's World, Crackerwagon at race track, Charlie at generator tent.
4. Charlie and women's crew
5. Spleensqueegie, Bob Robertson, Connie interviews Gary, Jason Valentine, VIP tent
6. Crackerwagon celebrity interviews, Husky Q&A
7. Q&A Answer
8. Rick and Scott, Pep talk: Mary Tyler Moore
9. Cross talk, klunky old Medina
10. Tickets for beer, Tuiasasopo song
11. VIP tent, Spleensqueegie
12. Dueling audio, Pep talk: Mr. Ed, wordy Crackerwagon
13. Sleep Country ad bleed through, VIP tent, ticket for sale
14. Rose Bowl memory, Husky Q&A
15. Q&A Answer
16. Golden Bears parody
17. Gary Locke, Crackerwagon morning after, Shmoo
18. KOMO I.D.: Rose Bowl Parade
19. Red Hook congrats
20. Letterman Top 10 signs, crappy New Year's Party.
2001
(With the added 15 minutes of Tailgate Show each week, they no longer fit neatly on one CD each.)
September 8, 2001; at Climbing Rock, vs. Michigan
Part 1
1. Cashman promo: what I reach for in the morning
2. Intros
3. "Smooth running show." Crackerwagon: Whidbey award winner.
4. Gary angled to be part of Tailgate Party. Dempsy Indoor building.
5. Bob Robertson broadcast. Georgie. Gary fan interview, Dave.
6. "Cafe Appacino 24 Hour Fitness." Husky fever blisters. Gary question: What to do in quake? Throw football through Pat's mouth. Other team's tailgate show. Curtis Williams
7. Klunky Old Medina. UW Football poetry class. Charlie and fan gets eight people on their feet. Crackerwagon in northwest.
8. Elvis parody. Husky Q&A question: history of Michigan helmet
9. Q&A Answer. Ron Fairley. Big Brothers. Husky talk; Marvin Billadu
10. Charlie and Christopher Walken. Keith Jackson
11. Pat and Gary talk about game. Husky gardening with Cisco. Loud band. Condiments coming out of instruments.
12. Opponent's tailgate show. Husky Quiz, Foamheads. Barbara Hedges. Band near Pat plays Crazy 8's "Find Myself a Sunny Spot." Other band at Charlie. Tom Shane.
Advertisements:
13. Cafe Appacianto: slow.
14. Cashman promo: side effects disclaimer
15. Red Hook: definition of "beer"
16. KOMO I. D.: "Begging you" to listen
17. Lay-z-Boy.
September 8, 2001; Part 2
1. Tailgate Food and Football. Hoffman handicap. More Cougar Pre-game Travel Show. Close Apple Cup loss of 51-3. Crackerwagon: Technical team
2. Husky Q&A Question: Dempsey Indoor Facility.
3. Answer. Lou Pinella Bobbleheads. Crackerwagon: "Am I on?" Suggestions for "Rich" Newheisle
4. Pep talk: "Horse With No Name."
September 22, 2001, vs. Idaho, at Rock
Part 1
5. Intros
6. Cougar broadcast
7. Throw a football through Pat's mouth. Tailgater interviews: barbecue sauces made with Red Hook.
8. Crackerwagon research about opponent. Husky buffet. Jim Davisis, author of "Glory of Washington."
9. Ron Fairley. Idaho and Poulsbo RV
10. Minnie the Moocher parody.
11. Husky Q&A
12. Answer. Crackerwagon: New (facial) feature: grown a sideburn, Husky P&Q (Mike Stahl). Pops Poulscowski
13. Bob Robbertson, odd stations network. Collapsable flag. Member of doomed cruise.
Advertisements:
14. AT&T@Home
15. End of the Roll
16. Grown in Washington 1
17. Grown in Washington 2
18. Cashman promo: Feel nauseous, etc.?
19. Sleepers in Seattle
20. Cashman promo: Punch lines
21. KOMO I.D.: Never repetitious
22. Red Hook: injured football player
September 22, 2001 Part 2
1. Lou Pinella. Crackerwagon: Keys to the...?
2. Husky Food and Football
3. Husky Gardeners
4. Husky Q&A
5. Answer. Stouthearted Men. Loud band.
6. Pep talk: "Candyman"
September 29, 2001; vs Cal at Emerald Queen Casino
Part 1
7. Start
8. Charlie at casino floor. Crackerwagon out standing in the parking lot.
9. Surf dude is waiter. Charlie at casino. Bob Robbertson. Macarana parody. Charlie tries to talk to security.
10. Laminated Husky dog bones. Ron Fairley. Charlie and security, he gets the finger. P. A. announcements. Pronunciation contest.
11. More P. A. announcements. Crackerwagon: Emerald Queen, color nicknames. Wayne Cody.
12. Q&A Question: ratings organizations
13. Q&A Answer
14. Cashman promo: "What is it about?"
15. Cashman promo: Simon Says
September 29, 2001; part 2
1. Edna Jean Blanklehorn (live) What's "that" spell? Christopher Walken. Golden Bear parody. Surf Dude: "Your main bodily organs are in your shirt."
2. P. A. announcements. Bob Robertson. Jessie Ventura can't get good service. Boxers.
3. Buffet food prices lowered. Crackerwagon: delay. Ventura bit aftermath. Bruce King.
4. Food line open. Gary goes through purse. Crackerwagon: lost his shorts. Tom Shane
5. Husky Q&A question
6. Q&A Answer.
7. Emerald Queen comedian. Husky Gardeners. "I Don' Wanna Do Dat." Pep talk: "Stayin' Alive."
October 6, 2001; at Rock, vs. Trojans.
Part 1
8. No Charlie. Wet army cots.
9. Uncle Bob and Barb from Ocean Shores. Pep Talk: "Husky With No Name." Potties are locked, so it's a lost opportunity for exciting live radio.
10. Bob Robertson broadcast. Pac 10/High school girl allegory
11. Watch other people eat for free. Don't touch Sonny Sixkiller! USC.
12. Crackerwagon's sources: his brothers. A caller: John from Bothell. Hot sports talk KOMO. Strange vehicles.
13. Cashman promo: Radio's boldest program
14. Cashman promo: People are talking
15. Cashman promo: Sound effects
October 6, 2001; Part 2
1. Ron Fairley. Sean.
2. Q&A Question
3. Answer
4. Lou Pinella. Funniest jokes. Crackerwagon: Trojans (laugh).
5. Macarana parody. Throw football into Pat's mouth.
6. Flag football like ballet. Cooking with Husky Football
7. Klunky Old Medina. Bruce King
8. Haven't seen UCLA in a while. Pops Spoulcowski. Husky Gardeners.
9. Husky Q&A: attendance
10. Answer
11. Ringo/Rondo parody
12. Gary score prediction. Pep talk: "Le Freak"
October 13, 2001; vs. UCLA at Sunbreak Cafe
Part 1
13. Intros.
14. Charlie in echoey room. Crackerwagon can't remember "Sunbreak."
15. Surf Dude and Dad, order #16.
16. Cashman promo: twins
17. Pat PCS ad
18. Cashman promo: books
October 13, 2001; Part 2
1. Bob Robertson. Charlie in kitchen, toast man.
2. Pat's self-admittedly lame YMCA/UCLA parody. Gary at magazine rack. Christopher Walken. Ron Fairley.
3. "Rocket In My Pocket." Charlie in "special" room. Pep talk: "Candyman."
4. Husky Q&A
5. Answer
6. Gary with Husky boosters. Crackerwagon: Pat has big butt, what UCLA stands for. Charlie back in kitchen. Bruce King. Maccarana parody.
7. Christopher Walken won't pay his bill; Surf Dude as Sean Connery helps out. Husky Gardeners
8. Charlie with toast guy again. Elmo Bonehead Clubleton. Crackerwagon: did Pat say "This is Ted Crackerwagon reporting?"
9. Charlie reads article on rug hooking. Husky Food and Football: apple fritters.
10. "We Will Rock You" parody. Bakery; bread slicer, or finger de-tipper. Mr. Spencer.
11. Husky Q&A
12. Answer
13. Crackerwagon to come inside restaurant? End.
14. Charlie and ice machine. Pep talk: McArthur Park.
15. Cashman promo: woman's testimonial
16. Upcoming on Monday's show
October 20, 2001; at Rock, vs. Arizona
1. Casey Paus to be a red-shirt freshman?
2. Game moved back so Gary can sleep in. Charlie: "There would be ham everywhere." Ribbon of Hope. Crackerwagon: Good Samaritan
3. Pep talk: "Stayin' Alive." Mr. Spencer: "Ass-mead."
4. Ron Fairley; satellite delay, bold predictions
5. Bob Spoulcowski. The Main Attraction (vocal group). Game analysis.
6. Bob Robertson. Mr. Spencer: "Ass tray."
7. Husky Q&A
8. Q&A Answer.
9. Rondo (Pat: "What a jerk.") Crackerwagon: "BM 1000," slogans. Mr. Spencer: "Ass land?"
10. "Oklahoma" parody. "Taylor Barton" interview. Ron Fairley. Corporate hospitality suite members interviewed by Charlie, but they call him "Chris." More Mr. Spencer.
11. Leonard the producer: Bras Across Lake Washington. Crackerwagon: No honey in Honneybuckets, zero cooperation.
12. Mr. Spencer. Charlie and Jessie Ventura. Bill knows which quarterback is starting.
13. Bruce King. Charlie and Tom Shane. Crackerwagon: "Too Emotional.
14. Cashman promo: Dead air.
15. Cashman promo: Why do you listen?
16. KOMO I.D.: Show recently expanded.
Tailgate October 20, 2001; Part 2
1. Husky Q&A
2. Answer
3. Wildcats parody. Mr. Spencer.
4. Pep talk: "Shake Your Booty."
October 27, 2001; at Arizona, Club Rio
5. Start. Small plane, big players. Movie shown on plane, sequel
should be "Along Came A Stink Bug." Pep talk: "McArthur Park."
6.
7. Pat and Gary lost their notes. Crackerwagon: Liver report, from Temp-pee. Ted is a "dips-hit." Today in Phoenix sports.
8. Bob Robertson. Cathy grabs Gary. No car tailgates in restaurant. Packed airplane, hot conditions. May cool to 94 degrees; Pat may put his pants on.
9. Sonny Sixkiller. Bruce King. Charlie tries to lead cheers (Huskies vs. booze). Pat says "KOMO, your Tailgate Station."
10. "Tailgate Station" fallout. Red Hook sponsor. Dave Dudley. No Charlie. Husky Q&A
11. Q&A Answer.
12. More hot weather talk. Charlie & Mr. Spencer with laryngitis. Crackerwagon: song lyrics. Fan's bad travel experience. Bill Swartz stops by.
13. Ron Fairley. Charlie stuck between fans.
14. "98 freakin' degrees!" Food & Football.
15. Organic Buckwheat Pillows ad
October 27, 2001; Part 2
1. Jessie Ventura. Crackerwagon thinks he's on TV; has threatening pictures of Pat.
2. Husky Q&A question
3. Answer
4. Mr. Spencer. Pep talk: "Seasons In the Sun." End
November 3, 2001. At Climbing Rock, vs. Stanford
5. Game discussion
6. Charlie Con Carne. Pep talk: "Shake Your Bootie."
7. Crackerwagon: satellite delay
8. Bob Robertson, Cougar affiliates. Charlie and Stanford fans. Massage recipient, "Pat's wind."
9. Throw a football through Pat's big mouth. Bowl picture. Lou Pinella. Charlie: write in Barbara Hedges for bobble-head doll.
10. "Back to the fun." Rob Weller, inventor of the wave.
11. Husky Q&A: player positions
12. Q&A Answer
13. Norm Rice. Krazy George, disputed inventor of the wave.
14. Buckwheat Pillow ad #2
15. End of the Roll
16. Cashman promo: Looking for morning radio that isn't crude?
17. Cashman promo: I wish...
November 3, 2001, part 2
1. "Stand By Your Man" Stanford parody. Krazy George aftermath. Charlie and Loopy Larry. Crackerwagon: opposite of satellite delay.
2. Ron Fairley. Husky Band. "Up the butt" chicken. Australian fans. Sean turns the tables on Cash-man.
3. Bill Swartz. Elmo "Bonehead" Clubbleton. Crackerwagon, breaking story: static.
4. Husky Food & Football, pork rinds. Gary plays Husky fight song on harmonica. Sam McCullum. Bruce King. Yarrow Bay is charging for parking.
5. Husky Q&A, injuries.
6. Q&A Answer
7. "Stand By Me" parody.
8. Crackerwagon: dead cell battery. Pep talk: Jump.
November 10, 2001; at Krispy Kreme
9. Dry bitter cold.
10. Gary interview: "Are you a big football fan?" "Yeah, Seahawks all the way!" Pep talk: "Freak Out!"
11. Husky gardeners: grape. Crackerwagon, misnaming Krispy Kreame
12. Gary offers free tongue kiss. Cheerleaders. Bob Robertson. Person takes Gary up on tongue kiss offer.
13. Pep talk: "Shake Your Bootie." Fred Hopkins arrives, but his kids don't have coats.
14. Bowl scenarios. Bruce King. Crackerwagon: instant replay on the radio.
15. Husky Q&A
16. Answer
17. Promo: questions
18. I. D.: Best show
19. I. D.: Legal.
November 10, 2001; continued
1. Jessie Ventura. Edna Jean Blanklehorn, "I'm a Beaver" parody.
2. "Broc Heward?" Mr. Spencer. Crackerwagon, laugh at Beavers.
3. Elmo "Bone-Head" Clubbleton. Charlie in kitchen.
4. Pep talk: "Candy Man." Man and family eat only doughnuts. Lisa's "Fever"/"Beaver" parody.
5. Lou Pinella behind the counter at Krispy Kreme. Car ran out of gas in line. Clark Zingle, Sports Illustrated: inaccurate Beaver's prediction. Charlie as Louie Anderson
6. Husky Q&A
7. Answer
8. Crackerwagon Beaver report, "Dam!"
9. Game predictions. Christopher Walken. Pep talk: "Ghostbusters"
November 17, 2001; Apple Cup, at Climbing Rock
10. Intros
11. Pep talk: "Husky With No Name."
12. Bob Robertson, Cougar Caravan.
13. Cougar jokes. Charlie interviews member of the chain gang. Crackerwagon interviews Barbara Hedges.
14. Bill as Bill Gates. "Seven Years in Pullman." Bruce King. More Cougar jokes, of questionable taste.
15. Ad: Car Pros
16. End of the Roll: crusty.
17. Cashman promo: prizes.
18. Cashman promo: new listeners?
November 17, 2001; Part 2
1. Charlie in "Thongs." Cougar Translation System. Crackerwagon: keys to the game.
2. "Help Me Rhondo." Husky Q&A
3. Answer
4. Husky Gardeners: apples. It's cool outside, but Gary likes to have someone to cuddle with. El Paso is near "El Rusho" and "El Fumbleo." Pep Talk: "Candyman" (partial). Gary flubs the "Ace Holledge Cardbord Update."
5. "Soul Man" parody. "We're Stuck in Pullman." Charlie at buffet Bob Robertson talks with Pat, ship to shore radio.
6. Elmo "Bone-Head" Clubbleton. Game predictions, band starts up. Charlie about to go on slide. Crackerwagon muffled.
7. Loud Band. Charlie goes down the inflatable slide. Ron Fairley. Cougar joke: What do the Cougars and marijuana have in common? Pops Spoulcowski.
8. "They'll Be Some Sad Cougs Tonight." Edna Jean Blanklehorn.
9. Husky Q&A: Pull your hair?
10. Answer
11. Loud band now at Charlie's location. Jessie Ventura, "Snapple Cup." Crackerwagon, running late?
12. Pep Talk: "Boogie, Boogie, Boogie"
November 24, 2001; vs. Miami, at Nickerson Street Saloon.
13. Show starts early. Gary in bathroom, getting his "material" together.
14. Beat the point spread?
15. Charlie in dance club?
16. Charlie tries to get motorists to honk
17. Al Jolson "Mammy" parody. Gary at a loss for word. Bob Robertson report. Crackerwagon: official reporter? He's at the Nickerson Street Salon.
18. KOMO I.D.: Basketball.
November 24, 2001; vs Miami, at Nickerson Street Saloon.
1. "Rocky Mountain Guy" parody. Charlie listens to other radio stations in his car. Pep Talk: "Stayin' Alive." Caller: Chad. Charlie locks his microphone in car.
2. Pep Talk: Le Freak. Charlie still locked out of car, saws into it. Lou Pinella
3. "Goin' Back To Miami" song. Gary interviews Chris as fan. Crackerwagon shunned by KOMO broadcast team. Edna Jean Blanklehorn.
4. Pep Talk: "Boogie, Boogie, Boogie."
5. "Cocaine" Parody. Pep talk: "Ghostbusters." Chris as partier on cell phone. Ted Crackerwagon not invited to come inside the saloon. Husky Q&A question
6. Answer
7. Bruce King. Christopher Walken. "Brown Eyed Girl" parody. Crackerwagon, praise from Pat. Last year's Miami reaction from Bill.
8. Fan came for the KOMO nail files. Elmo "Bone Head" Clubleton. Charlie sad that the Tailgates are almost over. Pat says they may not have enough budget to do the Holiday Bowl tailgate.
9. Pat flub: "Nicklerson Street Saloon." "Help Me, Rhondo," Husky Q&A
10. Answer
11. Ted Crackerwagon's high school football experience. Mr. Spencer orders from the menu. Charlie still sad, with Jessie Ventura. Pep Talk: "Joy To the World."
12. End of the Roll, yell.
13. Cashman promo: Monday's show
14. Cashman promo: Scream
15. Charlie in the U-District rants about Mexican trip. June 29, 2001
16. Charlie rants about missing Pat's gig as a bartender. June 27, 2001
17. Charlie does bird calls. June 29, 2001.
18. Charlie's observations about Oregon football finally being ranked #1. (Heh, heh.) August 8, 2001.
December 28, 2001
At Anthony's, Shilshole Bay; for Holiday Bowl
1. Charlie reads entrance sign. "Are we underway?"
2. Great view
3. "Freak Out." Charlie outside at shore. Ted Crackerwagon: What's What.
4. Irv and Jackie: "I have to listen to something." Traveling reporters.
5. Pat has trouble getting to restaurant. Charlie in kitchen. Big Al interview.
6. Sonny Sixkiller. Crackerwagon cutting out.
7. Husky Q&A
8. Q&A Answer
9. Guest correspondent had wallet stolen. Charlie left, can't reenter bar. Furniture.com bowl. Pat easily distracted.
10. "Shake Your Bootie." Jackie Schmackie
11. "The Candyman." Cashman in Polar Bear Club? Crackerwagon vs. Rondo.
12. "Jump." Gary has to go back to studio. Guest reporters.
13. "Husky With No Name." Chris Cashman multiple personalities, does Gary Hoffman.
14. Husky Q&A
15. Q&A Answer
December 28, 2001; Part 2
1. Tom Shane
2. Crackerwagon: tribute to Leonard Brokus.